EK's Star Log

I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life. 

Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).

NOTE: I ONLY write the Quaraun series (aka The Twighlight Manor series aka The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane). In recent years there has been an issue with impersonators trying to pass books off as written by me, notably several non-fiction and Erotica books. I write neither nonfiction nor Erotica.

ALL of my books and their cover arts are listed on my website here. Beware of any books you find claiming to be me. If the books are NOT listed here on my website, they are NOT my books.

In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizarro Tales set in 40th century CyberPunk-Quasi Medieval, Cozy Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring an intersex Elf and his Faerie husband main characters.  I DO NOT WRITE ANY OTHER SERIES - THIS SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE I WRITE.

Non-fiction (found ONLY here on my site) is daily updates of events in my life, and how-tos on how I write my novels.

I DO NOT write Erotica.

I DO NOT write books with HUMAN characters.

The Erotica books and books with Human characters, that you are finding, are written by scammers trying to impersonate me.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter. If you find any such books, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

The FBI believes the people behind the impersonation accounts showing up, are relatives of the woman who murdered my son.

What type of author are you?

Since 1978, I have published 138 novels, 423 novellas, 500+ poems, and 3,000+ short stories all for a single series, that readers have dubbed "The Twighlight Manor series", "The Pink Necromancer series", or "The Quaraun series" depending on which reader you ask, but is actually titled "The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane".

And yes, that number is correct, there ARE over FOUR THOUSAND published stories in the series, and in total more then TEN MILLION copies have been sold, but that number is not as "big" as it sounds, when you consider that 10,000,00/4,000 = 2,500... meaning MOST titles in the series have sold FEWER then just TWO THOUSAND copies.

Yeah.

It is NOT ten million copies of a single title. It's a lot of titles selling only a few hundred copies per title.

Meaning, that while the series in total has sold more copies then many New York Times bestsellers, each title individually has sold so few copies that chances are really high you've never heard of the series at all, especially considering that nearly 27k (twenty seven thousand) of the series most die hard fans/readers live fewer then just FOURTEEN MILES away from me, I've meet MOST of them face to face, and over 80% of the volumes sold were sold locally at festivals like La Kermesse, Moxie Festival, Oxford Fair, Saco Farmer's Market, and Yarmouth Clam festival, with only twenty two of the over four thousand volumes ever been made available online or as ebooks, and those 22 being the only volumes to been issued ISNBs.

If you live outside of a seven mile radius of Old Orchard Beach, Saco, Biddeford, Sanford, or Scarborough, Maine, you likely have never heard of me or my books at all, because I do not sell them any where else.

I am a Yaoi author. I write the Yaoi genre.

And a surprising amount of people show up on my website not knowing what Yaoi is.

Yaoi is a subgenre of the Gay Romance genre.

Yaoi is also a subgenre of the Fantasy Genre.

And Yaoi is part of a genre, you've probably heard only existed in the darkest deep dark corners of the dark web: The Fury Genre.

Yes. I write The Gay Fury Genre.

Specifically I write MPreg Yaoi aka Gay Romance, featuring men who are half animal, and get pregnant.

Welcome to the genre your preacher warned you about.

But as I said, a surprising amount of people arrive at my site, not knowing I'm a Yaoi author, not knowing what Yaoi is, and then a few days later show up in my driveway to yell at me and my family in person, because, hey, that what stalker creeps do, when they find out gay people exit in fiction novels and it gets their panties in a knot.

But... given the reoccurring trend of this happening: let's get one thing out of the way up front, right now:

The fact that I write Yaoi, means that I write about penises... A LOT.

I write about penises so much, that the number one keyword that Google has declared sends more traffic to my site, then any other keyword is: "small penis".

That means the phrase "small penis" appears enough times on my website, for Google to place my website as the number one site it recommend when someone types into Google "small penis".

Why?

I write Yaoi.

And this website has 20k, yes twenty thousand, pages of 138 novels, 423 novellas, 500+ poems, and 3k+ short stories of a single Yaoi series. While it is Yaoi, is very tame Yaoi and so there have only ever been 16 sex scenes written for the series, but just because you don't see the sex happen on the page, doesn't mean they ain't talking about it. And...

...my main character is a hermaphrodite, so he has both a penis and a vagina, he's an Elf/JellyFish hybrid, so he changes gender from male to female or female to male every few years, because that's what jellyfish do.

...his husband is a hypersexual double-dicked Unicorn, who likes to call himseld "the horny unicorny", and spends an inordinate amount of time talking about the fact that he has two penises.

Here's a quick run down of the main characters, there's a bigger run down further down this page and entire sections of this website devoted to more lore and details about them:

Meet The Three Wizards

Because the most common questions for readers to ask is what biological gender is Quaraun born as, and who is having sex with who (given that the series does not contain sex scenes), let’s just answer that question and get it out of the way.

Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer:

Art by Wendy Christine Allen

Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer: The F2M transgender Persian Moon Elf main character: The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun The Insane, wearing his pink robes of Moon Goddess worship. F2M for those unaware = Quaraun was biologically born female, but transitioned to live as a male-sort of; this is why there are stories where Quaraun is sometimes pregnant, in spite of being male and using he/him male pronouns.

Quaraun has BOTH a vagina AND a set of penis and balls, as well as having a uterus and ovaries. He at one point had large female breasts, but those were cut up and mutilated by his transphobic father. He was raised as a daughter, but went back and forth between presenting as sometimes male and sometimes female, himself deeply confused as to which he should be as, being intersex, he was therefore neither male nor female.

Quaraun is shown throughout the series with both male and female lovers, and he has both given birth to children as well as fathered children in others.

Quaraun is a Necromancer by the actual dictionary definition of the word, meaning he is a psychic medium who sees and hears ghosts, and uses tarot, spirit boards, and seances to communicate with the dead. By profession he is a silk weaver/tailor/silk merchant. Quaraun is an Elder God JellyFish who takes the form of an Elf to blend in with society. His 12 foot long hair is made out of venomous, stinging jellyfish tentacles. Quaraun is BoomFuzzy's apprentice and regarded as the world's most powerful still living wizard. Quaraun's exact age is unknown, but he is somewhere around 750 years old. In his SunTa form he is twelve thousand years old. The Scared Pink JellyFish that lives in him, is stated to being over two million years old.

Quaraun is a transman who wears boob bindings, but also has had a forced against his will double mastectomy as a form of punishment, in his youth which heavily contributed to his becoming transgender transitioning to become a man.

Quaraun was the youngest child of a deranged Seelie Court Elf king who had all daughters and wanted a son.

It is said throughout the series that Quaraun was twins who fused into one body in the womb, as his hermaphrodite body is not the normal state of being for Elves. His father was an evil Elf whom murdered his mother and violently abused Quaraun throughout his youth. As a result of these abuses, Quaraun reached adulthood with his body badly mutilated, most notably that his female breasts are slashed to the point of resembling a botched mastectomy, while his penis is split in two lengthwise, the split being "repaired" by the use of dozens of gold ring piercings. Because of these injuries Quaraun introduces himself to strangers as "a eunuch ", when asked if he is male or female, because he is both and neither.

Quaraun is a frail, flighty, rabbity, easily frightened, easily flustered, easily frustrated, and easily annoyed, pure blooded Moon Elf. He tries to maintain dignity and prim, pernickety, proper grammar, refuses to use contractions, and is highly prone to using big, outdated words because he finds comfort in saying them outloud. Quaraun uses Flowery Language and big words. Quaraun knows very many big words and he is not afraid to use them. 

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are a deeply devoted, madly in love, endlessly obsessed with each other elderly married couple, whom have been together for centuries. They are constantly hugging and kissing, holding hands, touching, cuddling. They kiss in public. They are all over each other. Humans find their public displays of affection scandalous.

Quaraun hates Humans. BoomFuzzy also hates Humans. Faeries and Elves protect nature. Humans are the enemy because Humans destroy nature. BoomFuzzy Is the King of The UnSeelie Court. These malevolent tricksters take feral delight in deadly pranks. Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are the most evil super villains the world has ever known, so say the Humans. But BoomFuzzy and Quaraun see the Humans as evil and view themselves as the heroes saving nature from the Humans.

Quaraun was born intersex, having both male and female genitals, and is able to both father children in others and give birth to children himself. Quaraun was also born with several severe mental disorders, as well as generally being presumed to have low-functioning autism.

As a teenager, Quaraun was identifying as a female and was one of the favourite princesses of the Elf's royal court.

When Quaraun attracted the romantic attention of the UnSeelie Court Faerie King, her father, infuriated, cut off her breasts and mutilated her vagina, in a brutal attempt to force his intersex child to become his son. When Quaraun tried to fight back to defend himself, his father crushed his hands in the grinding wheel of a millstone, which is why Quaraun now has metal prosthetic hands.

Quaraun left The Seelie Court, joined forces with the UnSeelie Court, and continued wearing the royal pink gowns of a Seelie Elven princess, but took to binding his mutilated breasts, using male pronouns and identify as a male, and went on to marry the UnSeelie Court Faerie King becoming his court mage.

This caused further gender identity issues, as the UnSeelie King was himself a gay male, married to another male, and upon marrying Quaraun, thought Quaraun to be biologically male.

It is stated in the novels that for the first thirty years of their marriage BoomFuzzy refused to have sex with Quaraun, because Quaraun biologically looked more female, having a “too small” of a penis, and appearing more biologically female.

The first three decades of Quaraun’s marriage to BoomFuzzy were rocky due to BoomFuzzy’s being a gay man and Quaraun being a transman, and BoomFuzzy’s refusal to have sex with anyone possessing a vagina.

All of that information can be found in the novels.

Many of the stories in this collection are elderly Quaraun, now many centuries later, reflecting on this event from his youth.

By the time of the current era in the series timeline, BoomFuzzy has become accepting of Quaraun’s hermaphrodite body, with the two now sharing a sexually active relationship, though it is still stated that they only have anal sex as BoomFuzzy has a deep aversion to vaginas.

Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn all three sleep in the same bed together, and all of them are uncut/not circumscribed (yes, readers keep asking me that one too.) There is no “top/bottom” dynamics, as it’s all just whomever wants to have sex does, however they want, and more often then not it’s three-way with Quaraun bottom to both BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn at the same time.

Stories about Quaraun are usually set in the era between him being 750 to 800 years old, as this was the time period GhoulSpawn lived with him. GhoulSpawn only lived with Quaraun for a space of around thirty years. This is the era when Quaraun was still identifying as male, but was beginning to dress far more female, due to his growing obsession with Moon Goddess worship. This era was the early stages of his religious tyranny which would lead to his later decent into insanity and eventually crowning himself as The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets and renaming himself SunTa – God of the Sun.

There you go. Now you all don’t have to ask anymore.

King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn:

King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn: Quaraun's husband, BoomFuzzy aka King Gwallmaiic, a Scottish Phooka, who is King of The UnSeelie Court.

Even though Quaraun is the main character, BoomFuzzy is the character who gets the most page time, and some readers have said it feels more like BoomFuzzy is the main character.

This is because the series is written in 3rd person limited point of view, from Quaraun's perspective.

What this ,means is the reader ONLY sees and hears what Quaraun sees and hears.

Unlike 3rd omni point of view, where the reader sees and hears everything going on in the room, in the city, in the world, even gets told world history... in 3rd limited, readers only see the events happening within a few feet of the main character and ONLY IF the main character happens to notice them. When it comes to lore and world history and worldbuilding, the reader only knows information the main character knows.

In the Quaraun series, Quaraun is the 3rd limited point of view the reader gets, and Quaraun is deeply, madly, obsessively in love with and devoted to his beloved husband BoomFuzzy. And the two of them have a very "joined at the hip" type of relationship where one is rarely more then a few feet away from the other. They do everything together. And so, yes, this does put BoomFuzzy front and centre and nearly main character himself, in most stories, as it is BoomFuzzy that Quaraun is seeing and hearing most of the time.

Because main character Quaraun's thoughts and focus are always on BoomFuzzy, BoomFuzzy is in fact the character readers are going to see on the page and be interacting with most of all, and for many readers who are going to be more familiar with the more common 3rd omni style of writing, it is going to seem to them like BoomFuzzy and not Quaraun is the main character.

BoomFuzzy is a Faerie Chef who became King of first The UnSeelie Court, later King of the Realm of Fae, went on to become King of Scotland, next became King of Persia, then King of Canada, and next King of America, and with in the space of around only a decade, quickly became King of the Planet, a position he has held for two thousand years, and is still holding at the time of the series era.

King Gwallmaiic, aka BoomFuzzy, is a Master Chef owner of a restaurant empire, who for centuries was quite content to cook and bake and pose for magazine shoots. He owned dozens of resturtuants, and had a TV cooking show, and was for many years the rockstar of celebrity chefs. And then the apocalypse happened, chaos decended on the planet, world governments colapsed, and the dead were crawling up out of graves. Every one from Zombie Jesus to Zombie Hitler now roam the planet in search of brains, and all political boundaries everywhere simply disappeared as few in government survived and those that did fleed.

When shit hit the fan, the end result was twenty one billion zombies and only seven million living worldwide. Bandits, gangs, mobs, and tribe rule took over what was left of society, and half crazed Human gangs simply took to attacking any group they found. BoomFuzzy's family was butched early on in the start of the mob rule days, and it made him mean, and he not only fought back, he gathered up other Faeries and built the psychopunk steampunk army known as The UnSeelie Court, crowning himself their king, BoomFuzzy and his followers became the most feared gang on the planet, and marched their way across the planet taking over what was left of each government until he had reached the point of being "King of the World".

Along the way he added Moon Elf Quaraun as his royal court mage. Quaraun, not yet a necromancer, uncovered the mutiny plot by BoomFuzzy's husband and second in command Gibedon the Great, and went on the kill Gibedon, before Gibedon could kill the king. But not before Gibedon had near mortally wounded BoomFuzzy. Heartbroken by Gibedon's betrayal BoomFuzzy, and not realizing Quaraun was in love with him, refused medical attention for his wounds and commit suicide the first time Quaraun left him alone.

Devastated by BoomFuzzy's death and horrified by the world's reaction of making holidays to celebrate his defeat, Quaraun became a necromancer, and brought BoomFuzzy back as a Lich.

The Lich spells has to constantly renewed otherwise the Lich devolves into a mindless monster with no memories, and is nothing more then a very overpowered zombie. BoomFuzzy, being a Frost Lich, is a zombie, whose flesh does not rot and who can control the weather, summoning blizzards, and killing people with his Kiss of Death that sucks the warmth out of their body. Wherever BoomFuzzy is, winter follows, as do millions of zombies. Being a Lich he has psionic abilities to control the zombie herds moving them at will, like huge armies, across villages and settlements. With twenty one billion undead at him command, Lich King Gwallmattic, Elf Eater of Pepper Valley, Lich Lord of Fire Mountain, aka BoomFuzzy the Lich Unicorn, went on to become the most feared and most unstoppable rule Earth had ever known.

And then, he simply went back to being a Master Chef, running his restaurants, working out of his food truck, and being the kind, loving, devoted husband to Quaraun and their children, while leaving his Kelpie guards and Leprechaun generals to rule in his stead. While he remains the figurehead of the kingdom of Earth, the one leader the people see, he in fact has not run the government for three hundred years, at the point of which readers see him in the series.

What readers encounter instead is the very slice of life domestic life of an evil warrior king, who has a family to protect, and spends most of his days helping Quaraun run the lighthouse they live in.

The Black Tower Lighthouse is their home, when they are at home. The BioDome behind the lighthouse is where The 400 families of The UnSeelie Court live. When they travel they do so in The Blue Monkey a huge 5 deck tramp steamer paddlewheel river boat, which had been a Disney cruise ship prior to the apocalypse and is big enough to house all 400 families of The UnSeelie Court, serving estentally as a floating village. When they dock The Blue Monkey and travel inland, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn travel in a vardo, that is towed by a pair of undead cyber moose, while sentient/sapient AI Toobe, "self"drives the food truck behind them, and 400 families of The UnSeelie Court follow along in a huge motley caravan of cars, trucks, covered wagons, and RVs. They set up tent camps along the road at night.

The lighthouse under attack from giant undead crustaceans.	The Blue Monkey in Saco Bay
The Vardo	Inside the Vardo
BoomFuzzy's food truck, a 1968 robin egg blue Volkswagen 23 window Kombi Bus	Quaraun's pink silk tent

And for all of it, BoomFuzzy is always seen as the one in command, taking control, giving the orders, and overall keeping The UnSeelie Court in check and in line. While he no longer first hand rules the world and has set up his followers to do so instead, BoomFuzzy is still first hand in control of The UnSeelie Court itself.

While known for his wild, crazy antics, BoomFuzzy is also the eye of the storm, holding everything together, becoming the the centre of everything. Story plots revolve completly around him, and readers see him trying to juggle ruling the world, running his restaurant business, keeping the zombies at bay, maintaining repairs of the lighthouse, leading teams to scavenge for supplies in the city ruins, and raising a family, all while dealing with Quaraun's endless paranoias, psychotic meltdowns, and germaphobic fits of hysteria.

BoomFuzzy is perhaps the most multi faceted character of the series, as readers see almost every aspects of all sides of his life.

BoomFuzzy is a "classic fantasy type" Necromancer who uses sorcery to raise the dead. Being a Faerie he is also an illusionist and master of trickster magic. By profession, he is a Master Chef, owning the global monopoly on restaurants, taverns, pubs, and food trucks. Until his death, BoomFuzzy was regarded as the world's most powerful wizard. He is now a Lich. BoomFuzzy is also half-Human. His mother was a Mongolian/Chinese Human, which is why he wears distinctively Asian outfits, along with a great kilt worn as a cape.

BoomFuzzy gleefully plots attacks on settlements. Quaraun, angry at the thought of Humans, agrees with BoomFuzzy’s evil nefarious plots.

BoomFuzzy is a gritty, feisty, feral Scottish Phooka—a ruthless warlord known as King Gwallmaiic, Elf Eater of Pepper Valley, Lich Lord of Fire Mountain. His speech is raw, crass, and unfiltered, drenched in cockney street slang and a rough Scots dialect. He must always use double negatives, vulgar expressions, and colorful curses that capture his brutal, no-nonsense nature. He calls people “numpty” and uses “bahookie” often.

BoomFuzzy dismisses any fancy scientific or academic jibber jabber, believing that strength and fear—rather than numbers or polite discourse—are what build a kingdom. He speaks with the unrefined swagger of a battle-hardened vagabond king who rules by muscle and menace, not by education or courtesy. Every line of his dialogue should reek of savage authority and unyielding ferocity, emphasizing that he is the living, breathing embodiment of raw power in a wild, blood-thirsty world.

You know all those fancy pants old fashioned words Quaraun likes using? BoomFuzzy likes using them too, but deliberately goes out of his way to use them incorrectly or as curse words, just to annoy Quaraun. BoomFuzzy thinks those words are funny and often finds ways to make them sound crude or lewd, he especially likes words that sound like bum or butt or ass. For example BoomFuzzy might say he's “gonna take a Pish-posh” instead of “take a piss”, or say “sits on his Bumbershoot” instead of “sits on his bum”.

He swears often, fuck, fucked, and fucking are used liberally. He often adds crude sputtered injectioned phrases like “fucking rat bastards” or “bastardly dipshits” or “fucking dimwits” (example: “Humans over in the next village, fucking rat bastards, are planning…”).

BoomFuzzy often drops articles and misused pronouns (example: “me food truck” or “you meal be ready soon” or “going down beach” (instead of “going down to the beach”).

Not because he doesn't know them, but rather because he knows dropping them annoys the shit out of Quaraun. when needs be, BoomFuzzy can and does talk just fine, but making fun of white people by speaking over the top broken English, to deliberately go out of his way to prove a point about white people treating Black people like shit, then turn around and shock them by switching to prim perfect grammar, is a thing BoomFuzzy does a lot.

BoomFuzzy likes to scream out random Onomatopoeic words, for example, he Often runs up behind people and screams “BOOM!” , then turns into a tiny fuzzy purple Shetland pony with a gleaming silver horn, then runs away laughing, which is the reason people nicknamed him “BoomFuzzy”. He also says things like: “Shut ya gob!” Or “Quit ya caterwauling!” BoomFuzzy has silver eyes caused by ocular albinism. But BoomFuzzy is a Black Man. He is legally blind but can see some, with the help of his giant steampunk, cybertech goggles. BoomFuzzy is absolute chaos on a stick. BoomFuzzy is prone to Circumlocution, using the long way around a sentence. BoomFuzzy likes these words: Bahookie, Eejit, Bollocks, Dodgy, Nincompoop, Collywobbles, Malarkey, Comeuppance, Skullduggery, Kerfuffle, Flummoxed, Thingamajig, Tomfoolery, Shenanigans, Hoodwink, Blethering, Hullabaloo, Curmudgeon, Whippersnapper, Bamboozled, Jibber Jabber, A Murder of Crows, EdgeLord, Lollygag, Fuddy-duddy, Ragamuffin, Lackadaisy, Rapscallion, Rotty, Balderdash, Tittynope, Cockamamie, Claptrap, Catawampus, Gobsmacked, Hornswoggle, Discombobulated,

Known as BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, he often takes the form of a purple Unicorn. BoomFuzzy's exact age is unknown, though he was well over two thousand years old at the time of his death, and Quaraun resurrected him as a Lich around 500+ years ago, making him close to 3,000 years old. In his BlackBird form he is fifteen thousand years old.

Since it's easier to just show you, here's a sample of how he talks:

“It’s a pumpkin patch.” (GhoulSpawn)

“Exactly.” (Quaraun)

“You think Hell is a pumpkin patch?”

“Aye,” BoomFuzzy said. “Him have long standing belief Hell is a pumpkin patch, lead by great demonic pumpkins.”

“How the Hell did he come up with an idea like that?”

“Well, once upon a time,” BoomFuzzy said. “There was the crazy Moon Elf whom murdered his wife and children, and they really didn’t like that, so one of them, a little girl named Ruby, decided she was gonna come back as a zombified ghosty and haunt her daddy’s arse for eternity, and she found out him was scared of pumpkins, so she cursed a pumpkin patch, and it came alive and been hunting him ever since.”

“And how long is ever since?”

“Three hundred years now.”

“Sooo, there actually IS a demonic pumpkin patch out there?”

“Aye.”

“And it actually IS trying to kill him.”

“Yep.”

“You two live the most bizarre lives I have ever seen, you know that right?”

“Aye. Well, I’m a double-dicked Unicorn who died and came back as a Lich.”

“Do you have to talk about your penis all the time?”

“Of course!”

“Why?”

“I have two of them. That’s something worth talking about. Especially considering I only had one when I died.”

“You... you died with one penis and came back to life with two?”

“Aye.”

“How did THAT happen?”

“Blame it on Quaraun being too distressed to know what him were doing when him resurrected me? Or too drunk on green fairy wine? Or too high on LSD? Or too spaced out on opium or hashish? Ya knows what he’s like. Can’t stay sober long enough to think straight. Ya think him were sober while him were resurrecting me? I’m lucky I don’t have two heads. No wait...”

“You know, I always just thought you were born that way.”

“Nope. Lived me life with one cock. Woke up into undeath with two. I suppose, that says something about our lusty little necromancer over there, considering he’s the one what went all psycho deranged Dr. Frankinlooney on me corpse after I died. He missed me chocolate eclair so much, he brought me back to life with two of them!”

“Yeah... like I said... you two are weird.”

-Pumpkin Patch Portal

BoomFuzzy’s Unicorn Lich form

Glinta aka GhoulSpawn the Crazed

Glinta aka GhoulSpawn the Crazed: Their on again-off again mad scientist golden fleeced Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. GhoulSpawn was born on a boiling, fire planet, but as a small child was summoned to 1959 Earth by Humans with a Ouija board. He lived among Humans, getting a PhDs in Quantum Physic and Astrophysics, invented time travel, built a time machine, and then in 1978, fell through a portal, and is now trapped in 40th century Maine. Being a Demon from literal Hell, he has natural elemental abilities with fire and can summon hell creatures. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and feared by Humans to be on a fast track to becoming more powerful than either BoomFuzzy or Quaraun. Due to his messing around with time travel, there are 5 different versions of him which appear throughout the series, each from different dimensions and alternate time lines, each one uses a different name (Glinta, GhoulSpawn, Gremlin, Checka, ZooLock - while GhoulSpawn is the one seen most often, Gremlin is in fact the correct original one). GhoulSpawn is very young, not yet 50 years old. The Gremlin version of him is around 500 years old, while the Checka version of him is thirteen thousand years old, and the ZooLock version of him is stated to be "old as time".

GhoulSpawn is a laid-back, chill American hippy with the unmistakable vibe of Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. A former draft dodger who amassed an endless string of PhDs in physics during the '50s, '60s, and '70s, he now speaks with an easygoing, surfer-dude cadence. His language should be casual and relaxed, sometimes includes phrases like “yo, dude,” “man,” “like, totally,” and “chill now” but don't over do it, keep it subtle. Due to his academic background, he embraces heavy use of quantum physics jargon, gets side tracked and goes off on tangents peppered with scientific facts, scientific equations, physics figures, dry logic, but blended with a conversational, somewhat offbeat style that makes complex ideas seem cool and accessible.

he’s the calm in the chaos, ready to “take a drip” or “catch some waves” while calling things “groovy” and “jive” or saying “fuzz” when he means “police” and using “stoner slang” and mixes it with strict adherence to laws of physics and scientific facts guide him. His tone should remain unfussy, breezy, mad scientist, and thoroughly modern, a far cry from pretentious academia, capturing the spirit of a true free-spirited hippy navigating a wild, post-apocalyptic realm. GhoulSpawn has golden flecked bright yellow pleco eyes with black scalar.

GhoulSpawn loves Quaraun, but is very shy about it. GhoulSpawn admires BoomFuzzy but is also scared of him. GhoulSpawn sleeps in the same bed with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy. They are each lovers to the other two.

GhoulSpawn is bisexual and sexually active with both Quaraun and BoomFuzzy, and is usually accepted as the biological father of most, of Quaraun’s pregnancies, given BoomFuzzy’s general avoidance of vaginas in general. However GhoulSpawn has a deep dislike for children, whereas BoomFuzzy loves children and is very good with children, resulting in most of Quaraun’s children referring to BoomFuzzy as their father, and BoomFuzzy accepting and referring to the children as his, even though he knows GhoulSpawn to be the biological father.

All three of them are evil super villians.

Quaraun is a sly, sneaky, snake oil charlatan, capable of selling his overpriced wares to anyone.

BoomFuzzy is a slippery tongued master of deception, illusions, and trickery who makes a scene of giving away free food creating an effective distraction. BoomFuzzy bounces around like a Circus ringmaster turned trickster king, wearing a top hat and bombastically calling out to the passers by.

GhoulSpawn, with is long green Fagin coat full of bag of holding pockets, is an expert sneak thief and pickpocket who never gets caught, while BoomFuzzy creates distracts with free food, drawing in crowds of hungry survivors, GhoulSpawn slips through the crowd pocketing anything and everything, including things Quaraun just sold, allowing Quaraun to sell them all over again.

Together the 3 of them are very good at robbing Humans of nearly everything and then leaving before the Humans realize they've been hoodwinked and swindled.

Quaraun is most certainly NOT an evil genius; evil yes, but genius, no; Quaraun is very stupid, in fact he's the epitome of the "too stupid to live" trope meets "the ditzy blond" trope, but he's full blown evil, just not smart enough to pull off any of the evil plots he hatches. Quaraun comes up with all sorts of evil plots, he just ain't got the smarts to pull any of them off.

BoomFuzzy is super intelligent, but is the type that doesn't want to be intelligent, because he wants to be normal, so he goes overboard on being the class clown trope to try to hide that fact that he has brain cells miles smarter then most everyone else; and he's full caos when it comes to switching sides between evil one minute helpful the next.

BoomFuzzy does have the smarts needed to pull of Quaraun's evil plots, but he's too busy tying Quaraun's twelve foot long hair to the staircase, or switching Quaraun's snuff out for sneezing powder, to have time to work on evil plots.

GhoulSpawn on the other hand IS a mega mind super genius, but he's too mild and meek to be evil (yet), he's probably the smartest megamind super brain in the universe, but he has no ambition at all, he's just plain lazy; he's a 1970s groovy chill hippy who's rather sit on the grass, smoking the grass, reading comics to his pet sheep, eat pizza, and tinker on his little appliance gadget inventions, then actually use his mega braincells for hatching evil plots, but he's also the eye twitchy one tick away from going megalomaniac on the entire planet, if only the thought of doing so didn't scare him shitless.

Noodle Beach is the primary location. Black Tower lighthouse is on the cliffs of MoonSnail Cove, on Noodle Beach. The Forest of No Return is behind the lighthouse. Silent Moor is the marsh to the side of the lighthouse. The Blue Monkey is the river boat. The pink silk tent is used when travelling. They travel to survivors settlements which are hundreds of miles between and extremely isolated, to barter for supplies.

It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.

This perhaps says it best:

The dismal fog hung thick and low over the frozen coastline, a suffocating blanket that muffled all sound. The jagged cliffs loomed overheard, as the beam of Black Tower Lighthouse swept by. The shattered moon casting an eerie glow across the smooth polished, snow-covered beach rocks.

Snow drifted below the fractured moon’s glow, settling over the trailing hems of The Pink Necromancer’s pink silk robes. He stared up at the moon, his beloved moon, crumbling in the sky, slowly moving closer to the planet, threatening to kill them all.

There was no stopping the descent of the moon.

And no escape from the doomed planet.

These thoughts tormented the old Elf’s mind daily.

The Pink Necromancer, the Moon Elf named Quaraun, trudged forward, his twelve foot long silver hair flowing behind him, his cane sinking into the deep snow, each step slow and deliberate, as he hobbled beside BoomFuzzy, the cold gnawing at his lame leg.

BoomFuzzy moved beside him, his hands brushing the edges of his black and purple tartan, alert to every sound.

GhoulSpawn followed nervously, keeping close behind them, his cloven hooves crunching in the snow. He was new to this world. Spit out here by a random feral portal.

It was Earth.

But not Earth.

And it terrified him.

GhoulSpawn was a Sheep-Demon from 1978. Previously from a Hell Dimension. A random feral portal had sent him to Earth’s 1950’s Maine when he was still a small child, so he barely remembered the flaming planet of molten lava that was his birthplace, and considered Earth’s Maine coast to be his home.

But one day while working on a food truck in Pepperell Square, in 1978, yet another random feral portal appeared, and swallowed him up before he could escape, and spit him out here, in Maine’s 40th century ice age future, where Humans were nearly extinct, and Faeries ruled the world.

In the year 2525 the Comet Swift Tuttle had crashed into the moon, after barrelling through several other planets in the solar system. Only five planets remained, a dust from the comet and the shattered moon had blocked out the sun for over two thousand years, plunging Earth into a nightmare of snow and darkness, which was only now starting to dissipate. Plants were beginning to grow. Humans were cautiously emerging from their bunkers, and all cities, countries, and governments of the Earth’s 20th century were completely gone.

In their place, a one world order: The UnSeelie Court, a deranged twisted gang of bloodthirsty malevolent Faeries, lead by the infamous Scottish Phooka turned Lich, King Gwallmaiic, known to those closest to him, as BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, and his court Necromancer, evil Moon Elf, named Quaraun.

GhoulSpawn had fallen out of the portal, and landed quite literally in Quaraun’s bed. The Pink Necromancer and his Lich King husband took a liking to the frightened Sheep-Demon and now three years later, GhoulSpawn was the live-in lover to the world’s most feared and most evil due of global dominating dictator wizards.

GhoulSpawn, now an apprentice of The Pink Necromancer and BoomFuzzy, was fast rising in reputation as the world’s third most powerful wizard, and being a Demon, it was greatly feared his powers would one day surpass even The Pink Necromancer’s.

In Maine’s dystopian 40th century ice age, where the Faeries ruled the Earth and the moon was fractured — UnDead Lobsters were a serious problem.

~The Golden Dragon Keys

BUT... it's also Cozy Fantasy, a genre known for the fact that it contains ZERO sex scenes, ZERO violence, and the bulk of the genre revolves around couples drinking tea, running restaurants, and over all, not doing one single damned thing at all. Which is why is is so hilarious when churches around York County, Maine call me an Erotica author, call my books Erotica, or like how in February 2016 when The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall issued a court order declaring my books had to have a "Rated M21+" label put on them due to "sex and violence and featuring gay couples living in the Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine" (it ended up in Superior Court by October 2016, and there, the Judge threw out the Town Hall's "Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town of Old Orchard Beach" court case on grounds of "a government institution can not impede freedom of speech or ban books".

So for a period of 9 months in 2016 all my books were hilariously sold with a "Rated M21+" label on the covers, and people had to show ID to prove they were over the age of 21 to buy my books in the State of Maine... the label stated on it "due to graphic sex and extreme violence and featuring gay couples living in the Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine". ...even though NONE of my books contained sex, graphic or otherwise, and none of them contained violence.

In 2017 Old Orchard Beach, Maine became Noodle Beach, Maine in the series and the town hall was no longer able to complain about gay couples living in Old Orchard Beach, of course this also lead to the discovery that Old Orchard Beach had a town ordinance forbidden gay couples from owning homes, property, or businesses in Old Orchard Beach, leading to the Gay Pride protests that arrived afterwards, and today, that ordinance has been overturned and there are over a dozen gay couple owned businesses right on Main Street, in front of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall.

Gay haters are weird.

In any case, the fact that there are no sex scenes in my books is WHY I get so many readers asking me: "Do these three guys have sex with each other, or are they just platonic friends living together?"

No. They are not platonic friends.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are a married couple and GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover. Each of the three is sexual active with the other two, and all three of them sleep in a single bed together.

Sooooooo... that's the kind of stuff I write and that's the kind of website this is.

People always ask why I have a video recorder running 24/7. Watch these 4 videos of The Scarborough Walmart.

 I have a video recorder running 24/7. Because this parking lot is where I was attacked a second time by the woman who crippled me with the golf club at Southern Maine Community College in 2013 (who also murdered my 8-month-old son at the same time) this is the location of her 2nd attack,  the July 2016 attack with a shopping cart, the attack that left me in a wheelchair and despite over 200 "security cameras" and signs saying there are cameras in use... the police did not find even ONE actual REAL camera. Every "security camera" on this building and parking lot was ALL fake "dummy cameras" and that is why there is no video footage of my son's murderer. 

I started carrying a camera 24/7 the very next day after Scarborough police informed me they could not identify the blonde woman who attacked me or her gold Volvo 240GL station wagon, because EVERY CAMERA at this store's parking lot was an empty case with no real camera inside it. My son would be 12 years old this Christmas 2025, and his murderer walks free, still unidentified because this parking lot did not have real cameras. 

Those things that look like cameras on the building and light poles, are fake, according to the Scarborough Police Department. That is why I have a camera running 24/7, because my son's killer walks free because there was no camera the day we were attacked.

146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.

And I'm sick of real estate agents who are too incompetent to research land ownership before they show up to stick a for sale sign in my yard.

The fact of the matter is, my son was murdered in 2013, and the friends and family of the murderer think it is funny to keep ILLEGALLY listing my land for sale, because apparently their child murdering bitch friend didn't hurt me enough by crippling me with a golf club, ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and beating his brains out on the ground with a golf club.

Also, her friends and family like to gaslight me by doxing me on ufo and alien abduction forums, while pretending to be me, and trying to make it look like I believe in ufos or aliens, even though I think people who believe in ufos are raving lunatics and people who claim to be alien abductees are crazy. 

Worse, they've also taken to harassing my WW2 vet homeless friend, by calling HIM an alien, demon, or cryptid and sending alien crazy ufo nutjobs at try to "catch him".

So, yeah, my son was murdered and the murder's friends and family endlessly harass me, my friends, and my family both online and offline, and I'm not happy with it at all.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter.

The FBI is looking for information into:

1. identifying my son's murderer, 
2. identifying the scammers who listed my land for sale, 
3. identifying the impersonators who pretend to be me both online and offline, 
4. the harassers who are harassing the homeless man and sending the UFO nuts to harass him... 

• If ANYONE tells you 146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine is for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

• If ANYONE tells you I believe in aliens, demons, or UFOS, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

• If ANYONE tells you my homeless friend is an alien, a demon, a cryptid, or named Etiole for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

I'm going to repeat it because I'm tired of people showing up and making offers:

146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.

There is NO ONE who has authorization to use my land.

NO ONE.

Not my mother.

Not my father.

Not Ben.

Not my mother’s Atwater relatives.

No one.

If ANY ONE hires you to do ANYTHING on my land, know that you are doing it ILLEGALLY and WITHOUT my knowledge or permission.

My mother has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

My father has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

Ben has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

My mother’s Atwater relatives have ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

There are MORE people who visit my site looking for information on my son's murder and the FBI investigation resulting from that, then there are people who come to my site looking for infomation on how to write or looking to read my work or buy my books... soooo... as there are over twenty thousand writing pages on my site but only 4 or 5 pages about the FBI investigation, I'm going to put the basic info about the FBI investigation here on the home page, with links to the other pages with it. To get that out of the way.

Info About The FBI Investigation:

If you don't know, my 8month old infant son was murdered November 14, 2013, and his killer was not yet identified. There is an active FBI murder investigation trying to identify and local the woman.

I am putting brief details of the case and what information the FBI is seeking here on the home page of my author website. 

• If you are looking for information on my articles for writers, scroll to below this FBI section for that info: Info on writing articles starts here.

• If you are looking for info on my books, where to buy my books, or world lore and character art, scroll to the section below the writing articles info. Info on Quaraun series novels/novellas/stories/world lor/characters starts here.

• If you are here looking for information on "Etiole", "the Goldeneagle", "amphibious aliens", UFOs", or "the world's most haunted car"... keep reading, because the FBI Investigation, is all about that:

• If you are interested in helping find my son's killer, keep reading from right here:

Do you know who this woman is?
If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

as she looked November 14, 2013 - drove away in a 4 door white pick up truck; from BugLight Lighthouse, at the art studio parking lot of Southern Maine Community College	as she looked June 24, 2016 - drove away in a mid-1990s gold Volvo 240 station wagon; from parking lot of Scarborough, walMart
as she looked June 2023- at PortConMaine'23 at the Round 1 bowling alley at the Maine Mall	as she looked June 2023- at PortConMaine'23 at the Round 1 bowling alley at the Maine Mall

She is wanted for:

• -the 2013 murder of my son, Xavier-Octavian Allen-Wildes, whom she ripped out of my 8 month pregnant belly and then used a golf club to beat his brains in on the parking lot;

• -for the attempted murder and crippling of me in 2013 (the golf club attack, after killing my son she used the same golfclub to severe my spine leaving me a quadrapalegic for 18 months)

• - & 2nd attempted murder of me 2016 (the shopping cart attack - which re-injured my 2013 spine injury, and is why I am now in a wheelchair).

• - and the murder of my dog Mickie in 2023 (poisoned the pizza I was eating which my Llasha Apso also ate) and a 3rd attempted murder of me the same day (the poisoned pizza attack).

She ALREADY has a life sentence for prison for the murder of my son, but she has not yet been identified and is still walking free.

As of 2025 she is believed to be between 70 to 80 years old now.

As her attacks have all coincided with vandalism of my farm, including a backhoe being driven over my house, it is suspected that she is likely also involved in those.

my house July 4, 2013, picture taken because we were also done building the baby room on the back of the building - notice the building permit for said baby room in the window. vs my house August 8, 2013, only 30 days later, when a deranged lunatic drove over it with a backhoe AND had a dump truck haul it away... while I was gone to work

• - & 2nd attempted murder of me 2016 (the shopping cart attack - which re-injured my 2013 spine injury, and is why I am now in a wheelchair).

People always ask why I have a video recorder running 24/7. Watch these 4 videos of The Scarborough Walmart. Look at the ping spot where I was attacked with the shopping cart - it's in these videos.

 I have a video recorder running 24/7. Because this parking lot is where I was attacked a second time by the woman who crippled me with the golf club at Southern Maine Community College in 2013 (who also murdered my 8-month-old son at the same time) this is the location of her 2nd attack,  the July 2016 attack with a shopping cart, the attack that left me in a wheelchair and despite over 200 "security cameras" and signs saying there are cameras in use... the police did not find even ONE actual REAL camera. Every "security camera" on this building and parking lot was ALL fake "dummy cameras" and that is why there is no video footage of my son's murderer. 

I started carrying a camera 24/7 the very next day after Scarborough police informed me they could not identify the blonde woman who attacked me or her gold Volvo 240GL station wagon, because EVERY CAMERA at this store's parking lot was an empty case with no real camera inside it. My son would be 12 years old this Christmas 2025, and his murderer walks free, still unidentified because this parking lot did not have real cameras. 

Those things that look like cameras on the building and light poles, are fake, according to the Scarborough Police Department. That is why I have a camera running 24/7, because my son's killer walks free because there was no camera the day we were attacked.

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

It is believed she was involved in the 2017 beheading of my 75 pet roosters who's headless bodies were hung from rope nooses in my rosebushes, and the May 12, 2015 beheading and vivisection of my cat Cleo who's head was nailed to my motorhome door and intestines braided to the motorhome awning.

She is suspected of being the one who is starting and spreading the UFO, alien abduction, cryptid, erotica, and other vile slanderous defamation gossip rumours about me.

She is suspected of being the one who illegally sold half of my land (now 144 Portland Ave) ILLEGALLY to Don Cooliagrd.

She is also suspected of being part of the house fundraiser scam of the Saco Ward Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Strange Update - October 22, 2025:

Where you someone who donated money to the Saco Ward Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints between 2013 and 2019, thinking you were donating to a "house fund" to help rebuild my house? If so, you were scammed, and the FBI is trying to help you get your money back...

Another aspect of the FBI investigation, for which the FBI is seeking information, is the apparent "fundraiser scam" being done by someone very local, at multiple churches in the Saco/Arundel/Biddeford area. I found out about it when a woman, claiming to be from The Saco Ward Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, marched up to me one day and said:

--"My name is Ester Rhodes, what ever became of the ten thousand dollars I gave you? You never rebuilt your house. Where did my money go?"

I had never seen the woman before, nor had I ever heard her name before and no one has ever given me any money at all, not even pennies, let alone a massive amount like $10k, so I was left baffled and confused by this woman. an elderly woman, maybe around 80 years old.

I had no knowledge of any such fundraiser - I am STILL homeless, now in 2025, as a result of the 2013 backhoe driving over my house, and had anyone given me money to rebuild I certainly would have as I am in desperate need of a house, as being homeless has contributed to my progressively worsening health. But I had never known of this fundraiser, I never authorized or created any fundraisers, and no one has ever given me any money. So had this Easter Rhodes woman not contacted me, I never would have known there was a fundraiser or that people had tried to help me.  

Because... NO ONE has EVER helped me AT ALL, and so I'm shocked to learn that, wow, there actually where some people out there who tried to help and I never knew about it because instead of helping me directly they decided to indirectly help through some fundraiser I never heard of that turned out to be a scam that stole their money and never helped me at all.

I asked her what she was talking about and she explained that a "young man in his 30s" had approached her one Sunday during church services at The Saco ward Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints, and told her he was part of the fundraiser to rebuild my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, after the crazy lunatic with a backhoe drove over it August 8, 2013.

my house July 4, 2013, picture taken because we were also done building the baby room on the back of the building - notice the building permit for said baby room in the window. vs my house August 8, 2013, only 30 days later, when a deranged lunatic drove over it with a backhoe AND had a dump truck haul it away... while I was gone to work ... only 90 days before the same people who were there in my yard with the backhoe, would arrive at the college November 14, 2013 and murder the baby the room was being built for after demolishing said baby room.

She further went on to say she gave the man $10k because he told her I was a member of the Saco ward church. Thing is, I am NOT a member of that church and have never attended that church. I am a member of the CAPE ELIZABETH Ward of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, a church with a similar name but it a 2 hour drive away from the church she was talking about and claimed she attended.

I have no clue who this Easter rhodes woman is or if her story is true. The FBI is seeking information about Esther Rhodes woman, the fundraiser her Saco ward Church claimed it was doing in my name, or any one who might have been doing the fundraiser.

If you or anyone you know gave money to this fundraiser, you are asked to contact the FBI and tell them how you were contacted, who contacted you, how much money you gave them, and also, to contact a lawyer to try to help you trace the scammer who stole your money and get your money back.

As of yet, the FBI has found multiple people claiming to have given money TO THE BISHOPIRIC of the Saco Ward Church for said fund raiser, over a period between 2013 and 2019. It is believed that a former Bishop and two of his counselors are behind the scam, and used the money to build an $eight million dollar mansion in Old Orchard Beach, now known to belong to one of the three suspects, even though none of the three of them has an income of more then twenty thousand dollars a year. The FBI recently confiscated the mansion which is now for sale and the money from the sale is to be returned to the people who donated it to the scam fundraiser, providing the people can prove they were the ones who donated the money.

If you were part of the fundraiser, that in 2013-ish was claiming to be raising money for me, please contact the FBI agent in charge of my son's murder investigation, and give him the details.

I know nothing about it, so it is useless for you to contact me (a few people have done so already and, I was clueless as to what they were even talking about - they contacted me asking how they could get their "cut of the money from the $8million house sale" and that was the first I heard of it. The FBI never said anything to me about it, so I don't know where the people contacting me are getting the info that the FBI confiscated the $8million mansion and is given the money back to people... like I said, I had no knowledge of any such fundraiser at all, and I don't know what this $8million house is people are asking about either, so you really need to contact the FBI about it not me, as I'm not involved in any such fundraiser or at all.

It is important to note here that it is NOT the FBI who has informed me about this fundraiser or the $8million mansion, but rather it is a plethora of locals around Biddeford, Saco, Old Orchard Beach, and Arundel coming up to me and asking me how are they supposed to get their money back from the sale of some $8million mansion, and I have no information on this at all because i don't even know what the $8million house is that they are even talking about.

The FBI is looking into Esther Rhodes and her claims of having given me $10k via a fundraiser, and the FBI confirmed a former Bishop was connected and being looked into... and that is the only part the FBI told me of. The rest of the fundraiser stuff about the confiscated $8million mansion is stuff coming from people claiming they saw "news reports" about it and are coming to me trying to get their "cut"... and is some sort of wild rumour that is recently circulating, which I don't know the source of.... and also shows me that people want to help if they think they can get money out of it, but also shows me that they don't give a fucking rats ass about finding my son's murderer.

I don't know what is this $8million mansion people are talking about. All I know is multiple people from various churches in the Saco area, have approached me while I was out walking my dog to ask me how they could “get a cut of the $8million” and when I ask what are they talking about, they claim to have donated money (citing very large amounts in the thousands) to a fundraiser that they claim was in my name, and they claim was to build me a house. They claim the FBI has stated an $8million mansion was built in Old Orchard Beach, and that the FBI confiscated it and is selling it, and is using the money from the sale to give the money donated back to the donors. 

The old woman who called herself “Esther Rhodes” was the first person to bring it to my attention. She claims to have donated ten thousand dollars. 

I have no knowledge, nor connection, to any such fundraiser. Nor am I aware of any eight million dollar mansion. Nor am I aware of any such mansion being confiscated by the FBI. Nor am I aware of the FBI giving out free money to anyone. I also do not know where these people are getting their information.

In any case, throughout the summer of 2025, total strangers are continually walking up to me with this same story, all claiming to have made donations towards building me a house via some fundraiser. Near as I can tell the fundraiser happened in fall 2013 and lasted to at least 2019, based on dates people say a dark haired man in his 30s approached them.

Near as I can tell, someone did a fundraiser in my name, a lot of people donated to it, a church leaders of a church in Saco was supposedly head of the fundraiser, then used the money to build a mansion for themselves, somewhere in Old Orchard Beach, said mansion is now being sold, and said donors want their money back, because no house was ever built for me.

Four of them have claimed as well that they thought the little brown log cabin next door to me at 144 Portland Ave was the house they paid for to build.

Another is claiming they paid to have a septic tank put in.

However, as you can plainly see if you drive by 146 Portland Ave, no house has been built, no septic tank was installed, no electricity was hooked up, no running water was connected… and as of today October 22, 2025, I am still homeless, and sleeping nights at various relatives homes in the area.

I don't know who of these people to believe. But most of them are EXTREMELY ANGRY,  full blown raging inferno, to learn that they donated to build me a house and I never received it.

Because of how incredibly MEGA ANGRY these people are, I am inclined to believe that they did in fact donate large amounts of money to something intending it to go to building me a house.

I am just utterly flabbergasted to be finding out about this now TWELVE YEARS LATER.

If YOU reading this right now, are someone who donated money to this fundraiser that I didn't even know existed,  please contact Andy Drewer, the FBI agent who is in charge of all the investigation connected to me, and tell him.

Telling ME about it does no good as I am not a witness to you donating money, so if I tell the FBI what you told me, that's just third party hearsay. YOU YOURSELF must tell the FBI about the money you donated, if you actually to help with the FBI investigation. 

But also, I had no clue you people were donating money to anything.

NO ONE HAS EVER HELPED ME, NOT ONCE, EVER! Not friends, not family, not relatives, not neighbours, not locals, not church, not government - NO ONE EVER, NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON... NOT EVEN ONCE this entire 12 years , so, I had no idea you people were trying to help. Whatever help you people thought you was doing, it never got to me and I was never even aware it was going on.

Whoever it is you were giving money to, it was NOT me, and I knew nothing about this fundraiser at all.

Someone scammed you, but I don’t know who.

I have no information for you, so coming to me and asking for info on it is pointless, because I didn’t even know any of this was going on.

If you gave anything to anyone thinking it was going to me, TELL FBI agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322 so the FBI can figure out who scammed you, where your money went, and how you can get it back.

—end of October 22, 2025 update.

146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.

And I'm sick of real estate agents who are too incompetent to research land ownership before they show up to stick a for sale sign in my yard.

The fact of the matter is, my son was murdered in 2013, and the friends and family of the murderer think it is funny to keep ILLEGALLY listing my land for sale, because apparently their child murdering bitch friend didn't hurt me enough by crippling me with a golf club, ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and beating his brains out on the ground with a golf club.

Also, her friends and family like to impersonate me by doxing me on ufo and alien abduction forums, while pretending to be me, and trying to make it look like I believe in ufos or aliens, even though I think people who believe in ufos are raving lunatics and people who claim to be alien abductees are crazy. 

Worse, they've also taken to harassing my WW2 vet homeless friend, by calling HIM an alien, demon, or cryptid and sending alien crazy ufo nutjobs at try to "catch him".

So, yeah, my son was murdered and the murder's friends and family endlessly harass me, my friends, and my family both online and offline, and I'm not happy with it at all.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter.

The FBI is looking for information into:

1. identifying my son's murderer, 
2. identifying the scammers who listed my land for sale, 
3. identifying the impersonators who pretend to be me both online and offline, 
4. the people aiding and abetting my son's murderer, by spreading vile slanderous defamation gossip rumors connecting me to ufos, alien abduction, writing erotica, etc. 
5. identifying the harassers who are harassing the homeless man and sending the UFO nuts to harass him... 

• If ANYONE tells you 146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine is for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

• If ANYONE tells you I believe in aliens, demons, or UFOS, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

• If ANYONE tells you my homeless friend is an alien, a demon, a cryptid, or named Etiole for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

There is NO ONE who has authorization to use my land.

NO ONE.

Not my mother.

Not my father.

Not Ben.

Not my mother’s Atwater relatives.

No one.

If ANY ONE hires you to do ANYTHING on my land, know that you are doing it ILLEGALLY and WITHOUT my knowledge or permission.

My mother has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

My father has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

Ben has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

My mother’s Atwater relatives have ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

BUT...also

...something very odd occurred is occurring...

Dozens of people - more then 40 people known so far- in the Main street area of Biddeford have started doing a very weird thing:

They started to approach me, and talk to me in this utterly bizarre:

"witlle bwaby gaga goo goo, oooh wook at the wittle witty bitty swimplton" baby talk, about aliens, ufos, cryptics, and demons.

Let me repeat:

So since 2024, and now through 2025... there are MORE THEN FORTY MEN, WOMEN, and CHILDREN, living on or around Main Street, Biddeford  do nothing but talk like brain dead retards goo-goo at toddlers, every time they see me, and when they talk directly to me they ONLY talk about aliens, ufos, cryptids, and demons.

And so, when an undercover FBI agent pretended to live next door and went to each one after they did this, asked them WHY they did it...

Four of them told them, that on THE DAY THEY MOVED IN, they were approached by a blonde woman who told them to "avoid EelKat" because "she's a retarded alien abductee" and to "only talk about UFOs with her" because "she believes in UFOs " and "is too crazy to know about anything other then ufos".

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

I am tired of living where practically EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON is an UFO nut or an alien abduction freak, utterly too braindead retarded to have even the remotest of normal conversations. You could at least say "Hello!" or "Good morning!" but no, they don't have enough brain cells so all they are capable of is "See any UFOs today?" or "Hows the reptilian greys doing?" What sort of retard even believes in UFOs or aliens in the first place?

I know absolutely nothing about UFOs and aliens, and I find it deplorable that people around here are fully 100% incapable of talking about anything but!

Living here is my first time in five decades having contact with Americans and I can see why the Gypsy elders preach to stay away from Americans, because every other word out of every American mouth in this building is aliens, aliens, aliens, aliens, followed by UFOs, UFOs, UFOs, mixed in with weird cryptid bullshit and some random demon nonsense.

What the fuck is wrong with Americans? Is aliens and UFOs and cryptids really the ONLY thing Americans know how to talk about?

I am so dammed sick of these crazy ass raving lunatics who have their heads shoved so far up space alien asses that they are utterly incapable of talking about any other thing!

What the fuck is wrong with them?

How braindead retarded do you have to be to even believe in UFOs or aliens in the first place? That's as stupid as the idiots who think my car is haunted! What the fuck? Is there no such thing as Americans who have braincells, or is this crazy lunatic obsession with aliens and UFO just something that happens in Biddeford? Are all Americans like this or is it just Biddeford Americans?

You do realize there are billions upon billions of REAL THINGS to talk about right? Like flowers or trees or weather or birds flying by, or what movie you watched last, or what frustrates you at your job, what hobbies you have...

• ...aliens are not real...

• ...UFOs are not real...

• ...cryptids, if real, are just very rare animals scientists have not classified yet...

• ...things can not become haunted, and therefore haunted cars are not real...

• ...demons, aren't even in your Bible, so why are you saying they are real, go read your Bible instead of misquoting your pastor's misquoted cliff notes, you might be surprised to learn how VASTLY different the Bible is from what you think it is...

You need to step back and take a fucking reality check, open your damn eyes, stop bull shitting your fucking deranged bullshit, and take a good long look at the REAL world for a change.

• ...my son was murdered, and don't like you making light of that...

• ...I am crippled for the rest of my life, and I don't like you mocking that...

But then now the FBI agents in charge of my son's murder are telling me that everyone in our building is ONLY talking to ME about aliens and UFOs because some blonde bitch told them too?

Oh and it gets worse. The FBI now says, they believe someone is PAYING people to come up to me and talk about UFOs and aliens, as form of harassing me, because the person paying the idiots to talk about aliens and UFOs knows I don't believe in aliens and UFOs, and yet again, the FBI believes the person paying them to do it is a relative of my son's murderer.

When people think of Heaven's Gate, they think only of the mass murder suicide event of March 1997 that killed 49 people AND the incorrectly assume that was the entire group. They forget that Heaven's Gate had over TWO HUNDRED compound, some in every state, and well over FOUR THOUSAND members. Each of those compounds had group leaders, and my uncle Mervin Bruce Atwater, was the leader of TWO of them; one in Utah and the one at 144 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine where I was born and raised.

My uncle was a scam artist who made money off elaborate UFO hoaxes, alien abduction hoaxes, ghost hunting hoaxes, demon possession hoaxes. The “demon possessed” muted child, he used to put in a cage are charged people money to look at, that was me. I was that child. I was mute because he broke my jaw with a cinder block brick and bone fused in place, so that I could not open my mouth enough to speak.

I was 42 years old, in July 2016, when I had the surgery that fixed my jaw bone and gave me the ability to speak for the first time in my life.

One of his most famous hoaxes was “Amphibious Aliens” and “The World's Most Haunted Car”. 

Starting in March 1997, a few days after the Heaven's Gate murder suicide, he started charging people money to trespass on my land, to “touch the world's most haunted car”, my 1964 Dodge 330 25th Anniversary Edition Coronet, while telling people that an “Amphibious Alien named Etiole” was living in it.

He started the rumour BECAUSE he missed his flight to California, the night the Comet Hale-Bopp flew by, and missed KoolAiding himself to Planet Kolob with his friends. He claimed me missed the plane in Colorado to California, because my car in Maine had sent him visions of aliens.

In May 1997, a group of THIRTY THOUSAND ufo nuts, showed up in my yard, at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, expecting to capture what they called “an EBE” living in “the Real Christine that Stephen King based his movie off of”. I had no clue what they were talking about.

To explain what was going on, one of them pulled out a stack of magazines and newspapers, and showed me the dozens and dozens of articles my uncle had written about me, my car, and my homeless WW2 vet friend. In the articles he called me a “demon possessed witch who cast death spells”, claimed the “death spells were powered by aliens”, claimed my car was “haunted” and “cursed” and “demon possessed” claimed my car was “alive” and “talked” and that it had told him its name was “the Goldeneagle”. He also claimed my WW2 vet friend was “an Amphibious alien named Etiole” and went on to claim that “my demon possessed niece” (me) “was abducted by aliens” and that “Etiole” was one of those aliens.

In May 1997, I wrote For Fear of Little Men. A 79k word book on what it was like to be a child born and raised in Heaven's Gate, raised by deranged adults who spent their days gibbering about aliens, ufos, comets, and their endless fear of little grey men abducting them.

In 2007, it was re published on Squido under the name: Amphibious Aliens: The True Story Behind Etiole and The World's Most Haunted Car, Debunking the Hoax. According to Squido's analytics, it was read in full, by over SEVEN MILLION individual readers.

My uncle continued to send his ufo nuts and alien abduction freak followers to harass me, my friends, my family, and vandalising my car. 

May 10, 2010 a group of his followers cut my car in half.

August 8, 2013 a gang of his followers drove a backhoe over my house. 

my house July 4, 2013, picture taken because we were also done building the baby room on the back of the building - notice the building permit for said baby room in the window. vs my house August 8, 2013, only 30 days later, when a deranged lunatic drove over it with a backhoe AND had a dump truck haul it away... while I was gone to work ... only 90 days before the same people who were there in my yard with the backhoe, would arrive at the college November 14, 2013 and murder the baby the room was being built for after demolishing said baby room.

November 14, 2013, a trio of his followers used a golf club to murder my 8 month old baby, smashing his brains out on the parking lot at Southern Maine Community College,  while crippling me, severing my spine.

In 2015, he was arrested with a $30k bail and sentenced to spend the rest of his life under police guard in a mental institution, after five different court assigned doctors diagnosed him with “paranoid schizophrenia” and “dangerous and violent delusions of grandeur”. I was informed of this in 2016 by the FBI agent in charge of my son's murder investigation, who also informed me that my uncle had been posting death threats on my Facebook page (which I had not checked since 2013, due to I was a paralyzed quadriplegic at the time and not only could not walk, but also could not use my hands or arms so had not been online between November 14, 2013 and 2016 when the FBI told me this) and was bragging on his own Facebook page that he had hired a hitman to kill me, which is why he remained the FBIs number one suspect in both the murder of my 8 month old son and crippling me.

Ask me again why I am not amused by the blonde woman who is now in 2025 going around Main Street, Biddeford, Maine sending people to my apartment to gibber at me about aliens and ufos.

There is NO ONE who has authorization to use my land.

NO ONE.

Not my mother.

Not my father.

Not Ben.

Not my mother’s Atwater relatives.

No one.

If ANY ONE hires you to do ANYTHING on my land, know that you are doing it ILLEGALLY and WITHOUT my knowledge or permission.

My mother has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

My father has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

Ben has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

My mother’s Atwater relatives have ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

So, the FBI now also wants to know:

1. -who is this blond woman who is slandering me to every family living in 409 Main Street, Biddeford apartment building, and how is she connected to my son's murder?
2. -who is paying people in the area of Main Street Biddeford to talk about aliens and UFOs at me and my family?
3. -who is the Tod Murphy the Tod Murphy gang is talking about and what does he or his gang have to do with me or my son's murder?
4. -and how are these things connected to my son's murder?

As with other things in this case, the FBI believes "The Porch Bitch" to be related to the golf club woman who murdered my son and crippled me, and the FBI believes her running from porch to porch was yet another of their gaslighting attempts to make people forget about my son's murder, by misdirecting people's focus, once again, to the UFO slander about me.

Likewise, as with other things in this case, the FBI believes the blonde woman who residents claim approached them the day they moved into my apartment, to be related to the golf club woman who murdered my son and crippled me, and the FBI believes her telling them to baby talk about UFOs at me was yet another of their gaslighting attempts to make people forget about my son's murder, by misdirecting people's focus, once again, to the UFO slander about me.

In any case...

..tell me, how can my family trust ANYONE in the Main Street, Biddeford area, when they IMMEDIATELY and WITHOUT QUESTION, started doing the goo-goo baby talk about UFOs just because one woman told them to?

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

I do not believe in aliens or UFOS and absolutely detest UFO nuts and alien believing freaks, so I do NOT appreaciate this bull shit of every time I try to walk my dog, someone from our building approaching me to gibber gabber fucking UFO and alien bullshit at me.

• -My Uncle Bruce was one of the leaders of Heaven's Gate.

• -I survived the Heaven's Gate mass murder suicide.

• -I was still a child when I witnessed friends and family killing each other with poisoned grape Kool-Aid while claiming Comet Hale-Bopp was an alien UFO mothership to planet Kolob, where their god king alien ruled.

• -I have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) that is triggered by the mention of UFOs and aliens.

• -There is nothing more terrifying to me then a person who believes in UFOs and aliens.

• -There is nothing more dangerous in my mind then a person who believes in UFOs and aliens.

• -I do not feel safe near UFO nuts.

• -I do not feel safe near alien abduction freaks.

• -I do not feel safe near idiots who gibber about cryptids.

• -I do not feel safe near people who believe in demons.

• -I do not feel safe around retards who think UFO motherships are real.

• -I do not feel safe around raving lunatics who talk about aliens.

• -I do not feel safe around people who believe in UFOs

• -I do not feel safe at 406 Main Street, Bideford where EVERY SINGLE UNIT is gibbering about aliens and UFOs on a daily basis now!

I DO NOT THINK IT IS FUNNY THAT EVERY SINGLE DAMNED PERSON AROUND MAIN STREET HAS DECIDED TO DAILY GREET ME EVERY MORNING WITH UFO AND ALIEN GIBBER GABBER BULL SHIT!!!!!!

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

Do you know what kind of a vile, evil, degenerate, disgusting kind of person you have to be, to take something that is a known trigger of a PTSD patent, and deliberately go out of your way to SEND people to their yard SPECIFICALLY to talk to that PSTD patent ABOUT the topic that is the PRIMARY trigger of their PTSD?

The FBI had an undercover agent ask the families in our building WHY did they ONLY talk about UFOs and aliens to me and NOTHING ELSE - NOT ONE OTHER TOPIC EVER - and four of the families told him that the day they moved in a blonde woman approached them to "WARN" them about "the alien abductee" living in the building and TOLD them outright to "humour the woman with the Volvo" by "only talking about ufos and alien abductions to her".

I don't know who this blonde bitch is that they are saying told them that, but she's one evil, vile, sadistic, demented piece of shit.

think about it:

What kind of a vile, evil, degenerate, disgusting kind of person you have to be, to take something that is a known trigger of a PTSD patent, and deliberately go out of your way to SEND people to their yard SPECIFICALLY to talk to that PSTD patent ABOUT the topic that is the PRIMARY trigger of their PTSD?

Sit down and REALLY just THINK about how evil a thing this blonde bitch did.

What kind of a low life evil piece of shite does a thing like that?

• The FBI Murder Investigation 144&146-Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

And on top of that, half the time I go out the door there is a fucking smashed up blood soaked head of a baby doll on the porch, or on my car, at BOTH 146 Portland, Ave Old Orchard Beach AND 409 Main Street, Biddeford - a thing that has been going on near every single week since May 17, 2022, and is STILL happening now September 27, 2025!

My 8 month old infant son's head was smashed in by a fucking golf club, and I do not appreciate you fucking jackasses constantly reminding me of that by sticking blood covered smashed up baby doll heads in my yard!

I am so sick of these people going to crazy, ridiculous, bizarre extremes to try to do everything in their power to drive people to forget my son was murdered.

• The FBI Murder Investigation 144&146-Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.

And I'm sick of real estate agents who are too incompetent to research land ownership before they show up to stick a for sale sign in my yard.

The fact of the matter is, my son was murdered in 2013, and the friends and family of the murderer think it is funny to keep ILLEGALLY listing my land for sale, because apparently their child murdering bitch friend didn't hurt me enough by crippling me with a golf club, ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and beating his brains out on the ground with a golf club.

Also, her friends and family like to impersonate me by doxing me on ufo and alien abduction forums, while pretending to be me, and trying to make it look like I believe in ufos or aliens, even though I think people who believe in ufos are raving lunatics and people who claim to be alien abductees are crazy. 

Worse, they've also taken to harassing my WW2 vet homeless friend, by calling HIM an alien, demon, or cryptid and sending alien crazy ufo nutjobs at try to "catch him".

So, yeah, my son was murdered and the murder's friends and family endlessly harass me, my friends, and my family both online and offline, and I'm not happy with it at all.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter.

The FBI is looking for information into:

1. identifying my son's murderer, 
2. identifying the scammers who listed my land for sale, 
3. identifying the impersonators who pretend to be me both online and offline, 
4. the people aiding and abetting my son's murderer, by spreading vile slanderous defamation gossip rumors connecting me to ufos, alien abduction, writing erotica, etc. 
5. identifying the harassers who are harassing the homeless man and sending the UFO nuts to harass him... 

• If ANYONE tells you 146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine is for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

• If ANYONE tells you I believe in aliens, demons, or UFOS, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

• If ANYONE tells you my homeless friend is an alien, a demon, a cryptid, or named Etiole for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

There is NO ONE who has authorization to use my land.

NO ONE.

Not my mother.

Not my father.

Not Ben.

Not my mother’s Atwater relatives.

No one.

If ANY ONE hires you to do ANYTHING on my land, know that you are doing it ILLEGALLY and WITHOUT my knowledge or permission.

My mother has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

My father has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

Ben has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

My mother’s Atwater relatives have ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

• The FBI is also seeking information on identifying who is "pranking locals" in the Main Street area of Biddeford by telling them to come to me and talk about UFOs, aliens, and cryptids, and thereby making said locals look like gibbering UFO nut idiots. 

• Said locals have stated they were told I was "a crazy woman who believed she was abducted by aliens and we should baby talk about aliens to her because she doesn't have enough brains to know anything but aliens" --  and ALL of the people questions by authorities so far are saying they were approached by a blond woman who told them the ufo/alien slander.

I'm going to repeat it because I'm tired of people showing up and making offers:

146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.

There is NO ONE who has authorization to use my land.

NO ONE.

Not my mother.

Not my father.

Not Ben.

Not my mother’s Atwater relatives.

No one.

If ANY ONE hires you to do ANYTHING on my land, know that you are doing it ILLEGALLY and WITHOUT my knowledge or permission.

My mother has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

My father has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

Ben has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

My mother’s Atwater relatives have ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

Additionally:

• The FBI is also seeking information on identifying who is leaving the blood soaked baby doll heads on my porch at the Biddeford apartment

• The FBI is also seeking information on identifying who is leaving the blood soaked baby doll heads on wooden stakes in my driveway on my farm in Old Orchard Beach.

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

The man who built the bomb that blew up this blue house October 16, 2006, he was my mother's sister's ex husband... The FBI said his motive for the bomb, was he was trying to kill my mother, to impress my mother's sister, whom the FBI said had posted on FaceBook that she wanted a hit man to kill my mother, because at the time according to the FBI, she and my mother where fighting over cruise ship tickets; the FBI says the sister's ex husband say that FaceBook post and built a bomb to blow up this blue house at 144 Portland Ave, thinking it would kill my mother, NOT KNOWING that my mother had left with some guy named Wayne in 2005, a year earlier, and that I was living there still, but my mother was not.

The FBI said this, in 2016 when they arrested the bomb builder. And they said, the woman who murdered my son and crippled me, likely is also connected to my mother's sister, and likely also thought she was attacking my mother, because according to the FBI, there is ZERO evidance that I was ever the target of any of these attacks, and that ALL evidance is that EVERY attack, happened after my mother and her sister got in a fight, resulting in my mother's sister spewing death threats and death wishes about my mother on FaceBook.

The bomb builder is currently in prison, but my son's murderer is not.

And the bomb builder is set to be released from prison in 2029, unless someone comes forward with information connecting him to my son's murder.

@eelkat The man who built the grease fryer bomb that blew up my house October 16, 2006, gets out of prison in 4 years. :( #thishapped #fbiinvestigation #mainelife #oldorchardbeach #Maine ? original sound - Wendy C Allen | ?? Yaoi Author

The house the bomb blue up October 16, 2006. The bomb builder is currently in prison, but my son's murderer is not. And the bomb builder is set to be released from prison in 2029, unless someone comes forward with information connecting him to my son's murder.

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

If you came here looking for articles about aliens, UFOs, haunted cars, cryptics, Stephen King, or other such bull shit.. you've probably figured out by now you are in the wrong place, because I do not believe in those things, do not write about those things, and whoever sent you here looking for those things is pulling your leg.... but here's a few articles just for you:

• The Rapture Is Coming, and Nephilim Are Returning In September 2025?

• The "haunted car" people call The GoldenEagle & my response to Stephen King's illegally filming my family and farm in his movies?

• My response to MUFON's Amphibious Aliens

• My response to Coast to Coast AMs Arrival in my yard

• Receiving death threats over a septic tank and a little brown log cabin, but I own neither a septic tank nor a little brown log cabin... what even are these thugs talking about?

• UFO and Alien Believers Are Weird

• The Shorter TL:DR Version of The FBI Investigation vs Etiole vs The Goldeneagle: Or Why People Who Believe The Stephen King Haunted Car Rumors are Idiots

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