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40TH CENTURY DYSTOPIAN MAINE | COZY SWEET ROMANTASY | DARK FANTASY | ELVES & FAERIES & DEMONS & SHIFTERS | FURRY YAOI | GOTHIC LITERATURE | GYPSY MAIN CHARACTERS | INTERSEX CHARACTER | LGBTQAI+ FICTION | MARRIED GAY COUPLE | MINI STORY | Mpreg SERIES | POLY GAY ROMANCE | QUEER FICTION | SLICE OF LIFE | TRANSMAN CHARACTER | VIGNETTE | ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE |
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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an alien artifact that crashes to Earth, its presence warping reality around it and driving anyone who comes into contact with it to madness and violence..
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level planet destroying alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon wizards, with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other to get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
🌸{A Pink Necromancer Kishōtenketsu} 🦄🌸
The icy winds howled through the barren landscape, carrying with them a scent of desolation. In the heart of Maine’s frigid wastelands, the fractured moon cast eerie, silvery light over the endless expanse of snow and jagged rocks. The lighthouse stood tall, a solitary beacon of light amidst the gloom, its beam slicing through the perpetual fog.
Quaraun, wrapped in resplendent pink silk, leaned heavily on his cane as he navigated the treacherous path to the shore.
BoomFuzzy trailed behind, his cataract-clouded eyes useless in the pitch-black night, relied on his keen hearing, following the soft crunch of Quaraun’s footsteps.
Beside them, GhoulSpawn, bulky and towering, moved with an uneasy grace, his cloven hooves crunching through the frozen snow covered beach sand.
Quaraun suddenly stopped, causing BoomFuzzy to slam into him, and fall over.
“Can ya not do that!” BoomFuzzy yelled, as GhoulSpawn helped him back to his feet. “I can’na see when ya stop, ya know.”
But Quaraun wasn’t paying attention to BoomFuzzy’s complaints. The Moon Elf’s long thin ears were pricked up, alert and twitching.
“Unicorn,” Quaraun whispered. “Do you hear that?”
BoomFuzzy tilted his head, listening intently.
A faint, otherworldly hum resonated through the air, growing louder with each passing moment.
GhoulSpawn looked up, scanning the horizon, just in time to witness a blazing object streak across the sky, crashing into the distant forest with a thunderous roar.
“Look at that!” he said.
Quaraun, however, was already moving in that direction. Heading away from the beach and into the forest behind the lighthouse.
“I guess we should follow him,” GhoulSpawn said to BoomFuzzy.
“Aye. Just do no be an idiot like him. In case ya forgot, I is blind. I can no see where he went.”
“I’ll help you.”
BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn trailed along behind Quaraun, GhoulSpawn guiding the old blind Phooka.
The forest was a place of dread, its ancient trees twisted and gnarled, draped in a veil of perpetual mist.
As they approached the crash site, the air grew thick with an unnatural presence, a pulsating energy that made the hair on their arms stand on end. The trees seemed to warp and bend, their branches clawing at the sky in agony.
In the centre of the impact zone lay the artifact, a grotesque sphere of metal and organic matter, its surface covered in intricate, eldritch designs. A massive, unblinking eye dominated its front, staring into the void with malevolent intent. Tendrils of dark energy snaked out from the artifact, distorting reality itself.
Quaraun approached the artifact, a twisted smile spreading across his face.
“What is it?” GhoulSpawn asked.
“Fascinating,” Quaraun whispered. “It speaks to me.”
“I don’t hear anything.”
“There are voices in it.”
Quaraun reached out, his gold plated fingers brushing against the cold, alien surface. The moment contact was made, a surge of power coursed through him, his mind flooded with visions of chaos and destruction.
GhoulSpawn watched in horror as Quaraun’s eyes glazed over, his expression shifting from fascination to madness.
“Quaraun, we should leave this thing be,” GhoulSpawn warned, his voice trembling.
“Nonsense!” Quaraun snapped, his voice dripping with malevolent glee. “This artifact holds immense power. With it, we can bend reality to our will, control the minds of Humans, and usher in a new era of darkness.”
Despite protests made by GhoulSpawn and BoomFuzzy, Quaraun picked up the great glaring metal encased eye and carried it with him back to their lighthouse.
Days turned into weeks, and the presence of the artifact took its toll on the surrounding area.
The once tranquil forest transformed into a nightmarish landscape, the trees withering and twisting into grotesque shapes. Wildlife became feral and hostile, squirrels, rabbits, and sparrows attacking anything that ventured too close.
Within the lighthouse, the atmosphere grew tense and suffocating.
Quaraun’s obsession with the artifact consumed him, his experiments becoming increasingly dangerous and unhinged. He used the artifact’s power to amplify his necromantic abilities, raising legions of undead lobsters to patrol the shoreline.
BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn, once united in their love and shared goals, found themselves at odds, arguing night and day.
BoomFuzzy’s concern for Quaraun’s sanity clashed with GhoulSpawn’s scientific curiosity about the artifact’s origins.
“Ghouly, this thing is destroying him,” BoomFuzzy pleaded one night. “We must do something.”
“I know.” GhoulSpawn’s yellow eyes flickered with uncertainty. He too was tempted by the strange alien object. “But the artifact’s power… it could be the key to understanding the universe.”
“If we do’na stop him, there may soon be no universe left to understand.”
One stormy night, as lightning split the sky and thunder rumbled like an angry god, BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn confronted Quaraun in the lighthouse’s dimly lit chamber.
The artifact sat in the centre, its malevolent eye casting an ominous glow.
“Quaraun, this has to stop,” BoomFuzzy said firmly. “The artifact is driving you mad. It warping reality around us.”
“You do not understand, Unicorn,” Quaraun said. His eyes burned with crazed glee. “With this power, I can become a god!”
“A god?” BoomFuzzy asked. “Is that the Elf talking? Or the JellyFish?”
“You know the Elf is dead.”
“So, the JellyFish.”
“We love you, Quaraun,” GhoulSpawn said, his voice gentle yet resolute. “We cannot let you destroy yourself and everything around you.”
For a moment, it appeared Quaraun might listen, the madness in his eyes flickering with a brief spark of lucidity. But then the artifact pulsed, sending a wave of dark energy through the room. Quaraun’s face twisted into a snarl, and he raised his cane, channeling the artifact’s power.
“You dare defy me?!” he screamed, unleashing a torrent of necromantic energy.
BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn braced themselves, but the artifact’s power was too much. The room twisted and distorted, reality itself bending under the weight of Quaraun’s wrath.
Just as it seemed the chaos would consume them, GhoulSpawn lunged forward, his massive form colliding with Quaraun.
The impact knocked Quaraun off balance, his grip on the artifact’s power faltering.
BoomFuzzy seized the moment, using his ceremonial obsidian blade to sever the tendrils of dark energy connecting Quaraun to the artifact.
With a final, desperate scream, Quaraun collapsed to the floor. The artifact’s eye dimmed.
The lighthouse stood in eerie silence, the storm outside having passed. Quaraun lay unconscious, his body trembling as he fought the lingering madness within.
BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn stood over him, their faces etched with worry and exhaustion.
“We did it,” BoomFuzzy said, his voice barely above a whisper.
GhoulSpawn nodded, his eyes lingering on the now dormant artifact.
“But at what cost?”
The forest outside began to slowly recover, the twisted trees straightening and the wildlife returning to normal. The artifact’s malevolent influence had been contained, for now. But the scars it left behind would serve as a grim reminder of the darkness that had almost consumed them.
As Quaraun stirred, his eyes opening to the sight of his lovers standing over him, he knew that the battle was far from over.
BoomFuzzy took the artifact and locked it in one of the trunks in the basement, and Quaraun agreed to leave it be. But the artifact’s power still called to him, a seductive whisper in the back of his mind. And in the shadows, the fractured moon watched over them, a silent witness to their struggle against the madness that threatened to consume them all.
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The Pink Necromancer, Moon Elf silk weaver & merchant: Quaraun on Noodle Beach. His master chef Phooka turned Lich husband: BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. And their on again/off again mad scientist Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Time Travel setting swings back and forth between 40th century Maine after a comet hit the moon decimating the planet, and the 1970s, Maine. Quaraun in the main character, he and BoomFuzzy are a married gay couple. GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
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Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post
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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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Links To The Quaraun Stories Can Be Found Listed Here These Stories are cross published on: You can find even more about Quaraun novels, novellas, novelettes, short stories, poems and drabbles at these locations: | Amazon AC1 | Amazon AC2 | Blogger | DeviantArt | FB Profile | FB Page | FB Short Story Writers Group | FictionPress | Google Business | Google Developers | Gravatar | GumRoad | Instagram | Itch.io | LinkedIn | Medium | Myspace | NexusMods | Notd | OnlyFans | PayPal | Pinterest | Quora | Reddit 1 | Reddit 2 | Spoonflower | Steam | TikTok | Tumblr | Twitch | Twitter-X | Vocal | YouTube | Zazzle | Google+ |Copyright © [oldest articles written 1978],[website founded - 1996] – |
f you are here looking for aliens, ufos, demons, cryptids, haunted cars, curses, Etiole, the wild man of old orchard beach, the goldeneagle car, the white monkey, or any of that other weird bullshit, you want this video:
...and after that video, you want these ones:
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If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:
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My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.
As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.
There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.
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The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.
There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.
I shouldn't have to say this, but people keep contacting me, so apparently I do:
If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
Do you know who this woman is?
On August 8, 2013 she drove a backhoe over my house. On November 14, 2013 she arrived at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me with a golf club and murdered my son. One June 24, 2016, days after my first attempts to walk again, she attacked me with a shopping cart at Scarborough, Walmart, reinjuring the Nov 14, 2013 injury.
She crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet id-ed the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club.
Complete details of EVERYTHING she did is on this page here.
The golf club woman who called herself Clair as she looked November 14, 2013. Her hair is a weird chin leangth pageboy (very Medival style cut) platinum blonde with wide brown/black dyed stripes in it (like a reverse of Lily Munster, but the stripes are several, almost like a zebra). I am 5'6" and she was a LOT taller then me, like closer to the height of a man; she had thin lips like a man, and large nose like a man... she COULD have been a man disguised as a woman, given the ease with which she severed my spine....she's is a LOT stronger then is typical for a woman). She was wearing a chambre blue denim "blazer jacket over shirt" and a button up mens shirt (possibly flannel) and blue jeans. The bulk of her yelling was focused on accusing me of being transgender, even while ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and bashing his head in with a golf club. |
The Claire woman as she looked during her shoping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart June 2016, the attack with left me paralyzed and in a wheelchair. Her hair was dyed dark red, and she drove away in a gold Volvo 240 Station Wagon of a late 1980s/early1990s model, with a "458" on the lisnce plate.... If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
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If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
Good god! We just found out about yet another slanderous rumour this woman has been spreading? When does it end? How many more of these things are out there?
Video explains what else she's done ...
If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
If you encounter anyone claiming my car is haunted, demon possessed, or somehow connected to Stephen King please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
If you encounter anyone claiming I believe in aliens or was an alien abducttee, please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
Index of the Quaraun novels, novellas, & short story collections on Amazon
Index of the Quaraun short stories on GumRoad
On Medium:
An Index of the more than TWO THOUSAND Quaraun Short Stories on Medium
(NOTE: a $5 or $15 per month paid subscription required to access stories on Medium)
On Vocal:
Index of the Quaraun short stories on Vocal
On Notd:
Index of the Quaraun Short Stories on Notd
On OnlyFans:
Index of the Quaraun Short Stories on OnlyFans
(NOTE: a $4.99 per month paid subscription required to access stories on OnlyFans)
Pink Necromancer Merch: On CafePress:
An Index of the Quaraun Merch on CafePress
Pink Necromancer Merch: On Zazzle:
Index of the Quaraun Merch on Zazzle