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đ¸đŚđ¸ The following story is part of a long running Furry Yaoi MPreg Fiction series about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but itâs Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Courtâs Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. đ¸đŚđ¸
It features a transman main character who is an often pregnant megalomaniac supervillain necromancer, married to an unhinged Faerie King.
This series was started September 23, 1978, and now spans 138 novels, 423 novellas, 500+ poems, and 3,000+ short stories. it celebrates itâs 50th, yes FIFTYITH! anniversary since the publication of itâs very first story (Friends Are Forever) on September 23, 2028!
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane â A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction
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Interesting update: (July 25, 2025) Medium has declared this page to be ânot fit for distributionâ and has banned it from showing up in search results⌠but I have no clue why. After reading this, could you leave a comment and tell me what if anything you can find in it to cause this? I am clueless as to what it is Medium has found wrong with this story.
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The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Domestic Lives of Dangerous Faeries - LGBTQAI+ Queer MPreg Cozy Fantasy Fiction w a F2M Elf Wizard, a Gay Faerie Chef, & a BiSexual Demon Time Traveller, Free To Read Online
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraunâs eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraunâs everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
Seen in image:â
-âIMAGE 1: The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.
In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.
- IMAGE 2: Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion.â
BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.
-âIMAGE 3: The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.
GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.
â-âArt by Wendy Christine Allen.â
-âNot seen here: Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.
Quaraun stared at the black sock in his hand, its fabric rough and foreign to him. He had no understanding of its purpose. It wasnât delicate, nor was it a silk he was accustomed to. It didnât shimmer, it didnât shineâit was nothing like the silken scarves, the frilly ruffles of his robes, or the pink cloths he was used to. The sock, black and dreary, bulged awkwardly as he stuffed his gemstones into it. Amethysts, opals, jadeâcold, smooth, and sharpâpressed against one another, crammed in a fabric that couldnât hold their elegance.
Quaraun wrinkled his nose and sighed.
"Disgusting," he muttered under his breath. "I suppose it will do."
The sock clung awkwardly to the precious stones inside, but Quaraun had no other choice. He didnât trust the bags of leather the Humans had given him. Their stenchâso earthy, so grimyâleft him recoiling.
It wasnât proper.
It wasnât clean.
BoomFuzzy snorted from the other side of the tent. Quaraun hadnât noticed the way his husband had slunk in, his small purple form looming with an air of mischief. Quaraun was too busy with his new, strange predicament.
BoomFuzzy leaned against the tent pole, his black hakama swishing with a dry rustle. He was grinning, the way he always did when he caught Quaraun in some state of irritation. A thick, grizzled beard framed his face, his wooly dreadlocks tumbling about with an unkempt elegance.
"Youâre being foolish again, Love," he teased, his silvered eyes squinting as though he could see through the very fabric of the tent. "Itâs just a sock. Whatâs the fuss?"
"I donât understand its use," Quaraun grumbled, still eyeing the sock with disdain. "The Humansâoh, they just cannot understand the delicate art of what we do. How could such a thing carry the fine treasures of my craft?"
âAh, me Elf is too old.â
âWhat?â
âThe older ya get the more forgetting ya becomes.â
âHave I forgotten something?â
Quaraun looked around, confused.
BoomFuzzyâs lips curled into an impish grin as he approached and sat beside the ancient Elf.
âMost Elves live to 400, if that. Yis getting close to 800 now. Double the age of an ancient Elf.â
âSo?â
âSo ya putting shiny pebbles in a sock.â
Quaraun glanced down at the Black Sock. Confusion and bewilderment spread across his face.
âWhat else am I to do with them?â
"Youâve been feeling odd again, havenât you?" BoomFuzzy asked.
He lowered his voice, a rough rasp that felt like warm honey in Quaraunâs ear, his arms slipping around Quaraunâs waist. His embrace was comfortingârough but oddly tender, a mixture of cold and warmth that always left Quaraun feeling unbalanced but secure.
âI am sorting my prayer stones.â
"Youâre acting like the sockâs gone and stolen your soul. How does ya feel?â
"I feel⌠odd," Quaraun admitted, the admission slipping from his lips without thought. "Thereâs⌠something strange about it. Iâ" He paused, shaking his head, unable to focus on his own thoughts. The words seemed to drift, like vapours in the air, unanchored. âThis sock. Is it cursed?â
BoomFuzzy chuckled softly, his hand brushing over Quaraunâs arm in gentle circles. He kissed Quaraunâs forehead, the roughness of his lips contrasting against the Elfâs soft skin.
âYâave forgotten what a sock is havenât ya?â
âUhmâŚâ
Quaraun stared at the black sock.
âIt holds my gemstones.â
"Mmm. Something sweet about it, though, donât you think?" He pressed a kiss to Quaraunâs temple, a soft exhale as he pulled his elderly Elven husband closer. "Maybe if you let me show you how to use the sock, it might make more sense. Let me handle the gemstones, and you can be all proper with your pretty pink silks, eh?â
"I⌠donât⌠I donât know, Unicorn," Quaraun muttered, his mind floating like a feather caught in the wind. His heart fluttered, but there was something more to itâa restlessness that gnawed at him, like a hunger he couldnât quite name. âIâââwhy canât I remember things?â
âYouâre old. It happens.â BoomFuzzy, ever the playful creature, grinned even wider. "You donât have to think about it too much, Love. Youâve been so lost in your own head. Itâs all right."
He leaned in, his scent of freshly baked bread and gingerbread filling Quaraunâs senses as he nuzzled his cheek against Quaraunâs.
âI canât remember things anymore.â
âI know. Ya was so young when I met. Now ya is so old. Where did the years go?â
âI am tired.â
"Rest, Quaraun. Let me take care of you, like I always do. Youâve been at it too long."
A faint whimper escaped Quaraunâs lips as BoomFuzzyâs touch grounded him, pulling him back into the present. The jittery feeling in his chest settled a little, but it was still there, prickling under his skin.
"I hate this feeling," he whispered, his voice trembling as his hand gripped the black sock tighter. "This⌠confusion. This forgetfulness. I canât⌠focus on anything." He let out a soft sigh, shaking his head again, his voice trailing off as his thoughts scattered. "Everything is too much. Too⌠loud. And too quiet."
BoomFuzzy chuckled softly, his hand caressing Quaraunâs back, the touch gentle but firm, guiding him.
"Youâve been through worse, my Love. You know Iâll help you through it. And Iâm here. Always here."
He paused, his hand sliding around Quaraunâs waist to hold him closer, as though he could shield Quaraun from the overwhelming confusion swirling around them.
As BoomFuzzy spoke, Quaraun felt the tension that had been building in his chest melt away. BoomFuzzy always knew how to reach him. His calming presence was a balm, soft and steady like the warmth of a hearth, and just as Quaraun felt his body relax, the chaotic thoughts that had plagued him slowly began to dissipate, like fog rolling off the sea.
Quaraun rested his head against BoomFuzzyâs shoulder, feeling the warmth of his husbandâs body. The heavy smell of spices, gingerbread, and salt water was intoxicating. He could almost taste the sweetness lingering on his husbandâs lips, the faint taste of honey and butter, as BoomFuzzy pressed another kiss to Quaraunâs temple.
"How about we leave the sock to its job?" BoomFuzzy murmured softly. "Itâs not worth stressing over. Weâve got more important things to focus on."
Quaraun chuckled weakly, his thoughts still floating in disconnected fragments.
"More important things," he agreed, though the sock still occupied a corner of his mind, and his hand still tightened around it as if trying to wrangle the world back into place. But BoomFuzzyâs warmth and touch were all that mattered now. "I⌠I suppose youâre right."
âI am always right.â BoomFuzzy chuckled, his hand gently trailing through Quaraunâs silver hair, the tentacles of Quaraunâs jellyfish strands curling softly at his touch. "Thereâs always a way to make things right, Love. Even with socks."
"Yes," Quaraun agreed quietly, his breath slowing, the chaos of his mind settling, the world spinning into focus once more. "Even with socks."
BoomFuzzyâs fingers slid gently through Quaraunâs hair as he murmured a soft, playful promise, and Quaraun, at last, allowed himself to rest in the warmth of his husband's embrace.
This story is part of a 4 part set.
Here are the others:
Or you can read them on Medium if you have a Medium account:
Part 1 on Medium is here:
or on Notd: A Solitary Black SockâââNotd.io
Part 2 on Medium is here:
Part 3 on Medium is here:
or on OnlyFans: A Quiet, Relaxing Foot RubâââOnlyFans
Part 4 is here:
This story also appears in this book:
The 2nd 500 Story Challenge: Story #050 OF 500 | This work of fiction is a part of a long-running series of novels, novellas, short stories, and poetry. (Known as The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane, formerly known as The Twighlight Manor Series). I have been writing & publishing it since 1978 (50th anniversary coming in 2028!) spanning over 3k published works.
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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series
đ¸đŚđ¸ Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but itâs Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Courtâs Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. đ¸đŚđ¸
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