Hmmm... soooo... I was making a list of ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here, and adding it into the footer of my site, which loads on every page, and then I realized... wait... there are over two thousand Pink Necromancer stories up free to read on my website, I can't put two thousand links on every single page! Whoops! LOL!
So, now I'm putting them on this page instead and link this page to the footer instead.
Note: I started the construction of this page on June 24, 2025. It will likely take a couple of weeks for me to track down every page and add it's link. I'm starting by listing all the titles, and then I'll be changing them to links. It'll likely be into August or even September 2025, before all the links are added, because I've got to track down over two thousand pages.
The Park Bench Method of Writing
Not sure what the series is about?
Check out
The Quaraun Series Prologue
and
Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post
and
How well do I know Quaraun? - Let's find out!
to find out more about the plot and lore of the series.
Or try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books:
(NOTE: EVERYTHING on this list is already published, but as there are over two thousand stories, not all have links yet, as it takes time for me to find all the urls, ; if a story you want to read does not yet have a link, just use the search box at the bottom of the page to search for it.)
A
- Aardvarkrash School Of Necromancy, No Hogs or Warts Allowed
- Abducted By The Frost Giant
- Abominable Snowbeast, The
- An Abridged Comparative Evaulation Of Tridents And Daggers
- Absinthe Toast at Midnight
- Abyssimal Divination Of Flame
- Abyssimal Incantation Of Air
- Accidentally Falling For The Gnome
- An Account Of The Dutchy's Present Disasters
- Accursed Demigod's Enchantment Of Bones
- Ace Impossible And The Spacemutts
- Acid Spitting Sea Cucumbers and Lava Slugs
- Addlepated: Stupid and Confused
- Admiral Cometa: Tales of The Black Tower ~oO0~
- Advice For The Evil Overlord
- The Age Of Celestial Sorcery
- The Albino Alchemist's Archmage
- Alchemist's Codex Of Immortality, The
- Alchemist And the Curse of The Muldjewangk, The
- Alchemist And The Devil, The
- Alchemist Secrets You Never Knew
- Alien Sorcerer Of The Glass Battlement
- All Creatures Great And Quaraun
- All Devouring Bunny Of The Afterlife: Tales of the Black Tower
- All That Glitters Isn't Quaraun
- All's Elfy That Ends Elfy
- The Amazing Diontite Scientists
- Amidst the Dread and Drear and Death
- Amusement Park Of Blood and Fear
- The Ancestral Cave Of Eternal Death
- Ancestral Omen Breaker Of The Elf Eater Clan
- The Ancestral Rite Of The Oubliette Of Disruption
- Ancient Abjuration Of the Five Dreaming Demigods
- The Ancient Asylum Of The Mad Souls
- The Ancient Cemetary Of The Ghouls
- Ancient Tower Of The Monstrous Gods
- Ancient Tunnels Of The Monstrous Gods
- And The Frigid North Wind Howled
- Angels' Spell Of Platinum And Serenity
- The Anger Of The Captain Goldeneagle
- The Anger Of The Pink Necromancer
- Angry Bishop Of Forgotten Lusts, The
- Angry Vampire and The Moon Elf, The
- Animated Door Of Sapphire
- The Anklet Of The Golden Dragon Claws
- Anklet Of Sadistic Victors
- The Annoying Pink Necromancer
- The Antimatter Laboratory
- Anyone Desiring To Express Thanksgiving To Nature Must Slay A Being Of Evil At A Personal Shrine In The Dead Of Winter
- The Apple Picking Brain Sucking Squid Mn Who Probed Me
- The Apple Picking Unicorn
- The Apple Stall in 3 Perspectives
- Apple Tart and Stargazing
- Apricots For The Pink Necromancer
- Aquatic Labyrinth Of The Conqueror, The
- The Arch-druid Of Flowers
- Are You Out Of The Loop About The Pink Necromancer?
- The Arm And The Scripture
- Arriviste: An Ambitious, Ruthlessly Self-Seeking Person
- Artificially-Created Jewel Thief, The
- Artistic Sewer-Dwelling Wizard, The
- Aspergillum Of Fine Honor
- The Assasin's Dining Room
- Asteroid Of The Insect Creatures
- Astonishing House of Cabbage
- Astral Wall Of Impoliteness
- Astrological Eruption of Pudding
- The Asylum Of The Psychotic Healer
- At the High Priest's Altar
- The Attack Of The Brain Eaters
- Attack Of The Silver Salamander, The
- Attraction And Alchemists
- Autumn Walk in the Shadows of Maine
- Axe Murderers Under The Pink Necromancer's Bed
- Axes And Slings: A Concise History
B
- Baby For The Necromancer, A
- Back At The Godforsaken City
- Baked Peppered Marshmallow Cashew And Cheese Spinach With Dill Sauce
- Balmy Late Autumn Heat, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- Bannana Ice Cream With Gumdrops, Chocolate Cake, Toffee Chips, Walnuts, And Blueberries
- Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler
- Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler Strike Three
- Bathwater That Smelled Like Peonies
- Battle of Ongadada , The ~oO0~
- Battlefield Of The Lich Queen
- Battlefield Of The Witch Queen
- BatWing: Tales of the Black Tower ~oO0~
- Beacon of Solitude, a Poem by Quaraun, The Last Moon Elf
- Bear's Ceremony of Water and Charisma
- Beast From The Deep Beyond
- Beautiful Daydream of The Mind Controlling Viking
- Beautiful Life. Beautiful Death.
- The Beautiful Necromancer
- Beautiful Shimmering Glow In The Dark Wraith, The
- Beauty Is Only Quaraun Deep
- The Beauty of a Silk Moth Hatching
- Bedtime Stories By The Boogie Man
- Begging For The Wizard's Touch
- Behind Closed Doors ~oO0~
- Beings From Yih-uathogoth, The Chaotic Plane
- Belfry Of The Courageous Cursed Crystal Spider Shamans
- Bellicose: Warlike! Aggressive! Hostile!
- Beneath The Pink Necromancer
- Beneath the Shadow of Fire Mountain
- Beneath The Wizard's Tower
- Bewitched, Bothered And Be-quarauned
- Bewitched By The Witch Doctor
- BioDome Issues, a Drabble Not
- The Bio-Dome's Loss Of Gravity's Grip
- Black Apron with Silver Thread
- Black Butterfly Soldiers, The
- Black Hammer Of Illusions
- The Black Market Leprechaun and the Pendant of The Vampire
- The Black Tower's Frozen Rose Garden
- Black Tower of Hellebore, The
- Blackbird's History: The Ruby Throated Humming Bird ~oO0~
- Blasphemous Sacrament of the Golden Decree
- The Bleeding Catacombs of The Dragon Monkey
- The Blessed Catacomb Of The Bloodstained Ghosts
- The Blood Stained Poison Of The Pink Frog ~oO0~
- The Blood Star Ruby ~oO0~
- Bloodstained Asylum Of Terror
- Bloodstained Crypt Of Mysteries
- Bloodstained Pit Of Souls
- The Bloodstained Scythe The Of The Wraith
- The Bloody Embrace Of The Thullid
- The Blue Box of Flesh Eating Snails
- The Blue Eyed Demon Of The Enchanted Racetrack (a rewrite of 'Ice Storm 98 aka Wvoodell's Tragedy') ~oO0~
- Blueberry Parfait & Deadly Sweetness
- Bluejay Calls at Low Tide
- Body-snatching Lord Of Magic, The
- The Bone Of The Wicked Ghost
- Bone Spoon Stirring Blooded Cream
- The Book in the Brook and the Minnows Who Found It There
- The Book of Tortured Souls
- BoomFuzzy’s Boomfudgy Banana Ultra Crème Chocolates
- BoomFuzzy’s Bubbly Bracelet
- BoomFuzzy the Candy Corn Unicorn
- BoomFuzzy's Candy Shop Of Doom
- BoomFuzzy’s Chocolate Coated Demons
- BoomFuzzy’s Chocolate Covered Apricots
- BoomFuzzy’s Clam Chowder, His Love for Seafood, and The Joy of a Shared Meal
- Boomfuzzy And The Drywall Of Transformation
- Boomfuzzy And The Enchanted Shepherd
- Boomfuzzy And The Flame Of Pineapple
- BoomFuzzy’s Footprints in the Snow
- Boomfuzzy And The Gauntlet Of Disco
- Boomfuzzy And The Ghost's Pencil
- BoomFuzzy’s Handwritten Recipe
- BoomFuzzy Made A Cake That Screamed
- Boomfuzzy And The Porridge Pot
- BoomFuzzy's Trickster Chaos
- Boortsog and the Molcajete
- Breakfast in the Lighthouse
- The Brownies & The Witch, or Why Faeries Don't Wear Socks
- Bubble, Bubble, Quaraun's In Trouble
- The Bumbling Pursuit of The Pink Necromancer
- Burnt Mac & Cheese Cauldron
- Butterfly That Never Emerged
C
- Candle, a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf
- The Candle Con in Ember Hollow
- Candelabra in the Blizzard
- Captain Quirk And The Pirate Ship Rent-A-Prize
- Captivated By The Shape Shifting Elf Eating Mega Rats
- Captured By The Glittering Elf King
- Captured By The Mournful Snow Elf
- Captured By Quaraun The Insane
- Captured By The Spring Cleaning Wild King
- Caramel Thread Opera Cake
- Care. It clung to every stitch.
- Castle Of Forbidden Sorcery
- The Catacomb Of The Shipwrecks
- Catacomb Of The Arch-Mage
- The Catastrophonic Chrono-Churner Incident
- The Cathedral Of Guummaell
- The Cats of Space Dock 13 ~oO0~
- Cattail Pollen Spaghetti with Wild "Oregano"
- Caught in the Blizzard's Wake
- Cave Of The Cannibal King
- Cedar Stalls of the Market
- Celestial Marsh Of Illusions
- Cerulean Breeze and Stolen Pockets
- The Charming Prince of The Flying Castle
- Charred Pan of Forgotten Stew
- Chasing Shadows Across the Planet Diona’s Desert Wasteland
- Cheese Taster and other tales, a collection of very short micro-fiction stories
- Cherish on The Blue Monkey
- The Chihuahua Of The Sacred Mountain
- A Chilly Light Drizzle Becomes Snowfall on the Shore
- Chocolate-Dipped Strawberries
- Chocolate Pudding and Pink Penguins ~oO0~
- Christmas in 40th Century Dystopia
- Christmas Is Where The Pink Necromancer Is
- Christmas With The Krampus Family
- Chrysalis of the Enchanted Knotweed Grove
- Cinnamon Bun of The Unicorn
- City Of The Screaming Statues, The
- The Cliff That Hungered for the Moon Elf
- The Cloaked Figure Across the Room
- Clotheslines, Games, and the Village
- Clumsy Goats of The Future
- Cold EggNog and Warm Sugar Cookies
- Coleslaw To Go With the Lobster Rolls, of Course!
- Collecting Sea Salt (aka Thingamajig Version 1)
- The Colour White in Winter
- The Comfort Found in a Hearty Winter Tomato Stew
- Comforting Whispers by the Firelight
- Common Courtesy is Disappearing
- Compassionate Snake's Conjuration of Power
- Confronting the Necromancer's Curse
- Conquered By The Faerie Cat
- Cotton Candy Alchemist, The
- Crafting Macaroni and Cheese
- Crazy Days At Turtle Island
- Creamy Garlic Pasta For The Elf Eating Destruction
- Crime Within The Walls, A
- Crullers and Curses at Midnight
- Crystal Cave of Time and Necromancy ~oO0~
- Crystal Colosseum of the Deceiver
- Crystal Palace Of Mount Demontooth, The
- Crystal Skull of Gwallmaiic
- Cult of the White Queen, The ~oO0~
- Curse of The Blood Star Ruby, The ~oO0~
- The Curse of the Cloaked Crustacean
- The Curse Of The Muldjewangk
- Curse of the Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch, The
- The Curse of The Salsa Dancing Inner Goddess - An Eldritch Ode To 50 Shades of Grey
- Curse of Suicide Island, The ~oO0~
- Cursed Marsh Of the Ancestor Demon
- The Cursed Ship Of Ghouls
D
- Damned Ceremony of the Milk Entity
- The Dance of Life and Death
- Dancing With The Church Grim
- Dark Desire of The Crazed Fluffy, The
- Dark Desire of The Nefarious Forest, The
- Dark Monstrosities of The Ghostly Leprechaun, The
- The Darkness of Quaraun's Soul
- A Day At Witch Pond (Part 2)
- The Day the Lighthouse Glowed a Little Too Brightly
- A Day Spent In the Sand, Collecting Memories as We Collect Seashells
- Dazzling Cape of The Magnificent Fuzzy-Wuzzy, The
- Dazzling Gnome of the Royal Creame Frosting of Gold, The
- Dazzling Razzbury, The ~oO0~
- Deadly Shores of Noodle Beach
- The Deadly Summoning of Eldritch Flame
- Death Of A Thousand Hungers, The
- Death’s Embrace Wrapped in Silk’s Cold Promise
- Demon Chest Of Gibedon The Great, The
- Demon Tree Of The Aquatic Garden, The
- Demonic Divination of the Blasphemous Nomads, The
- Demonic Pigeons From Hell
- Demonic Ritual of the Heavenly Undertaker, The
- Desecrated Grotto Of The Wraiths, The
- The Deserted Winter Market
- The Diamond Forest in the Bio Dome
- The Diontite Cats of Planet Ptarmagin ~oO0~
- Discover The Amazing Power of Macaroni And Cheese!
- Dismal Day at the Street Market
- Dog Demon Sugar Daddy, The
- The Door That Should Not Exist
- The Doors' Dark Secret - A Wedding In A Zombie Apocalypse
- Dragon And Her Evil Master, The
- Dread Chant of the Fanboys
- The Dread Curse Of The Dancing Dodos
- Drowned Dead Beneath The Ice
- Drowned Maze Of Frozen Terror
- Dungeon of Bloodstained Screams, The
- Dystopia, Doom, and Dark Romance with Custard
E
- Eating Butterflies And Pooping Rainbows
- Echoes of the Glass Forest
- Ecrodon King of Planet Flame, The
- Eerie Symbols in the Snow
- Elastic Darkness in the Lighthouse
- Eldritch Roses & The Monster Factory
- Elf Eating Candy Maker, The
- An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer
- Elf Killer and His Fabulous Song Writing Blue Box, The
- Elf Who Couldn't Say No, The
- Elf Who Walked Through Time, The
- The Elf With Crippled Hands
- Emerald Reflections Under The Lighthouse Light
- Enchanted Halloween Candy
- Enchanted Slave Master of The Crazed Big Bad Boogie Monster, The
- Encountering ghostly apparitions in the swamp
- Enslaved By The Blood Thirsty Sequined Ice Wizard
- Enslaved By The Opal Astronomer
- Enslaved By The Yodeling Cannibal
- Eternal Ghost's Evocation Of Death, The
- Ethereal Sphere of Cotton Candy
- Evening of The Aquatic Elder
- Evening of The Wonderful Cheddar and Broccoli Rice Casserole
- Evening With The Orange Wizard
- The Evening’s End: Quiet Conversations and Comfort in the Home They Built Together
- Ever-changing Pits of Insanity
- Every Lighthouse Keeper Dies
- Everyday Use of Advanced Necromancies
- Everything Always Watches
- Evil Eggplants Stalking Outside
- Evil McEvil of The Twirly Moustache
- Evil, Thy Name is Quaraun
- Evocation Of The Thirteen Wraiths Of Torture
- Evocation Of The Unholy King
- Exploring the Swamp's Forgotten River
- Extra-Dimensional Crystal of The Frost Merfolk, The
- Eye Of The Controller, The
F
- The Failed Lantern Lighting Ceremony
- Fallen Fortress Of The Wraiths
- FarDarrig Of Secrets, The
- Fate Of The Psychedelic Invisible Gnome
- Feared School Of The Lake People, The
- Feast by the Miasma River
- A Feast for the Soul aka The Mac&Cheese and Cheesecake Cure
- A Feast With the Faerie King
- Fiendish King's Ritual Of Misery
- Fiery Grimoire Of The Wraith
- Fiery Halls of the Arch-Mage
- 15 Drabbles About Being Transgender
- Five Bones Of Biusoictii, the
- Five Hexes of Flesh Absorption
- Five Pillars Of Xel'lidutul, The
- Flaming Footprints of The Hallucinating Lich
- The Flaming Footprints of The Eye Catching Dog Demon
- Flaming Ritual Of The Hummus Devil
- A Flapdoodle Wackadoodle Noodle Wizard’s Duel
- (was originally: A Flapdoodle Wizard’s Duel -Medium - not free - slightly different version)
- Flat and Foul, a Swamp Fizz Disaster
- The Flesh-Eating Castle Of The Crazed Murderers
- The Floating Paper Lanterns Beneath the Black Tower
- Flesh Eating Mansion Of Wickedness (The Twighlight Manor – Quaraun Father Of King Vielder) ~oO0~
- The Fluffernutter Fudge King of Wonderful Things
- Fog & Peach Melba Toast After Last Night's Rain
- The Food Truck's Warm Protective Embrace
- Footsteps drown in snow, frosted echoes fill the night, winter devours all.
- Forbidden Island Of The Lich Queen
- The Forbidden Prison of the Cursed Murderers
- The Forbidden Ritual in the Pink Silk Tent
- Forbidden Technology Echoing Through the Neon-Drenched Alleyways
- Forest Kings and Their Antler Crowns
- The Forest of Macaroni and Cheese Trees
- Forest Of The Vampire Lord (Twighlight Forest) ~oO0~
- Forgotten Carnival Of The Cannibal Entities ~oO0~
- The Forgotten Idol in the Mountain Cave
- Forgotten Tomb Of The Cannibals
- The Fork, GhoulSpawn’s treasure hoard now includes a very unusual silver fork
- Fragile Beauty by the Lighthouse
- The Fragrant Smoke of Flavoured Herbs
- Freshly Baked Sugar Cookies
- Friends Are Forever: Volume 1 of The Twighlight Manor Series ~oO0~
- Friendship, I often wonder what it would be like to have a friend
- Frost-Bitten Whispers Beneath the Ice
- The Frostbitten Vale Where Darkness Devours
- Frostbound Legends - Harvesting Apples in the Rain
- The Frozen Kelpie and the Boots of The Demonic Ones
- The Frozen Horizon in 3 Perspectives
- Fuzzy-Wuzzy Wizard of the Selkie of Ebony
G
- Galloping Halloween Revelry
- A Garden of Pink Chrysanthemums
The Gentle Touch of His Hand (OnlyFans)
- Get your hands off my dress!
- The Ghilie Dhu of A Thousand Tortures
- Ghost moths kiss the flame, one by one, they fade to ash, their wings lost to fire.
- Ghost-shaped Sugar Cookies
- Ghostly Calling of the Corrupt Wyrm
- A Ghostly Helping of Lich Surprise
- The Ghosts of Forgotten Harvests
- The Ghosts of Gloom Are Gathering
- The Ghoulish Hoodoo Rootworker
- GhoulSpawn's Army of Flying Fish
- GhoulSpawn The Crazed And The Rose Garden Of The Pink Necromancer
- GhoulSpawn & The Cultists
- GhoulSpawn's Lighthouse Physics
- GhoulSpawn's Memories of Moxie
- GhoulSpawn and The Rainbow Wand
- GhoulSpawn's Sleight of Hand
- GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
- GhoulSpawn Tries to Pet the Phooka
- The Gleaming Hot Pants of The Pirate Frog King
- The Gloaming Paths of Wraith and Shadow
- The Glowing Jelly Cube of The Bloody Phooka
- Glumpish, Grumpy, Sullen, Gloomy
- Golden Field, Pink Glories
- Good, The Bad And The Elfy, The
- The Grave of The Blood Sucking Gremlin
- Graveyard of Broken Fables
- The Graveyard's Cold Whisper
- The Graveyard That Ate the Living
- The Great Crystonite War ~oO0~
- The Great Yak Wool Spinning Disaster
- The Greedy Forest Dwelling Illusionist
- The Green-Eyed Cat, Again
- The Green Jelly Cube Of Death
- The Green Serpent and The Cult of the Lansquin ~oO0~
- The Grimoire Of Radiant Ditiui
- Grimoire Of The Benevolent Wizards
H
- Hair as Long as His Grief
- Halloween Chaos with BoomFuzzy the Candy Corn Unicorn
- Halloween's no fun without treats
- Hand Dipping Pink Rose Scented Beeswax Candles, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- The Happy Dappy MerMan and The Big Bird of Love
- Harvested Comfort: A Tale of Apples and Love
- The Haunted Box Of BoomFuzzy's Chocolates
- The Haunted House of The Mind Controlling Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch
- Haunted Oubliette, Blessed Madness
- The Haunted Salamander of the Green Hat of Horror
- Haunting Ritual of Stolen Souls
- The Haunting River Journey of the Blue Monkey
- He Kissed My Ankles First
- He Rubbed My Belly Until I Slept
- He Was Not Built To Be Small
- Head Cheese: A Story of Cauliflower, Cruelty, and Carnage
- Heated Tent, Frozen World
- Hellborne Steals The Faries’ Gold
- Hello, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- Help! He's trying to feed me!
- Here Be Dragons: A Perceived Lack of Funds
- HellBorne The Evil - Lord of Black Tower
- Hidden Cave Behind a Thundering Waterfall
- Hidden Tunnel Of Unspeakable Terrors
- His Feet Never Touched the Ground
- His Silk Robes Got Stuck in the Door Again
- The Hoary Sphinx Of Chniteler
- The Hollow Mushroom Sanctuary
- Honey Fresh Dripping from the Honeycomb
- The Horrid Cliff Of Faxechroi
- The Hostess Twinkie Aisle at Biddeford Wal-Mart
- How To Have The Best Sex Of Your Life
- How to Overthrow an Entire Settlement Without So Much as Lifting a Finger
- How winter changes the landscape.
I
- I loved my children, but I loved BoomFuzzy more
- I miss when it was just me in my head
- I Still Can't Believe It Exists
- I never wanted to be a wizard
- The Ice Palace's Survivor
- If, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- If a person loves only one other person and is indifferent to all others, his love is not love
- IkuTursu's Cursed Depths of the Swamp Where Pine Boughs Whisper
- The Illegitimate Escaped Slave Of The The Haunted House Of Glittering Gems
- The Immortal Book of Immortality
- Imprisoned by the Angry Teddy Bears
- Imprisoned By The Glow In The Dark Elf
- Imprisoned By The Hallucinating Elf Hunter
- In the Depth of Winter's Grip
- In The Dungeon With The Leprechaun
- In The Dungeon With The WereWolf
- In the Labyrinth of Gloaming
- In a land of ice and gloom, Where the blizzards often loom…(A blizzard hits a village...)
- In The Land Of Purple Ponies And Pink Unicorns
- In Love With Quaraun The Insane
- In Search Of The Perfect Frosting
- In Search Of The Pink Frog
- In The Year 2525 In Pepperell Square, Saco, Maine
- Incandescent Shadows Over Driftwood Bay
- Incredible Shrinking Wizard, The
- Inescapable Woods Of The Deceiver
- The Insane Sea Slug of The Freaky Vampire King
- Intelligent Lords' Spell of Dexterity
- Into The Labyrinth Of Death: Tales of the Black Tower
- Into The Mushroom Forest ~oO0~
- Is There No Truth In Beauty?
- The Island Of The Scallywags
- It Came From Outer Quaraun's Mind
- It's Raining, It's Boring
- It's Never Okay To Take Candy From Strangers
J
- Jasmine Shadows Beneath a Bronze Moon
- Jasmine Weaves Between Ghostly Threads
- Jasmine Whispers on Haunted Shores
- The Jiggler and the G-String Teddy Bears
- The Jolly Glow In The Dark Ring
- Journey Through the Zombie-Infested Swamp on the Blue Monkey
- Jug of Warmth in the Night
- Just Serpent's Conjuration of Hatefulness
K
- Keeping warm on a cold night.
- Kelim And The Necromancer
- Kelim and The Necromancer: Finding Finderu
- Kelim Meets Quaraun The Insane
- The Kimono of The Glittering Dark Elf
- Kindly, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- Kindness, a language spoken, never grows old
- King Gwallmaiic: The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley
- King Vielder's Reign of Terror ~oO0~
- The Kiss Beneath the Frosted Moon
- A Kitchen of Topaz and Blizzard
- Kleptomania: GhoulSpawn's Silver Spoon Obsession
L
- The Labyrinth of The Dancing Dodos
- Labyrinth of the Endless Wraiths
- Labyrinth Of Eternal Madness
- The Ladies of Bacon Street: The Prostitutes of The GodForsaken City
- Laughter fades to mist, the cold ground drinks old sorrow, ashes sink to stone.
- Leaving Your Bed Messy Isn't Exactly the Apocalypse
- The Legend of the Infinite Cannibal Goddesses
- The Legendary Dragon Of Suffering
- The Legendary Evocation Of The Faceless Demon
- Lemon Blossom Croquembouche
- The Leprechaun of The Deep North
- A Lesson in Traditional Medicine
- Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments
- Let us plan a relaxin’ day.
- The Lich's Kiss - A Flamboyant Nippers Fruit Salad Yaoi Story - aka An Epic Length Poem About Men on the Beach with Ripe Bananas
- A Lich's Lament For a Mortal Lover Growing Old
- The Lich Lord's Fuzzy Wuzzy Arch Mage
- A Lich's Reflections On Escaping The Swamp of Death
- Light Of The Crystal, The
- The Lighthouse Conundrum (aka Thingamajig - Version 2)
- Lighthouse at the End of the World
- The Lighthouse That Leapt, Space Dock 13's First Jump Through Space
- Like Breathing for the First Time
- Like The World On A Turtle's Back
- The Liminal Mists of Eternal Sorrow
- Lingering Where Shadows and Light Dance Together
- Liquid currency in a frozen world
- The Littlest Keeper of the Lantern
- Lobster Bisque, a Kishōtenketsu
- A Lobster Roll Made All Wrong
- Lone raven calling, carving scars through silent skies, snowflakes catch in wings.
- Longing for the Warmth of the Sun, We Found Only More Darkness
- The Loony Barbarian and His Wicked Warlock
- Lost in the Dark of the Ruins
- Lost in The Forest of The Castle Troll
- Lost in The Swamp of The Bat Beast
- Lost in The Swamp of The Singing Black Shuck
- Lost In A Space That Isn't There
- The Lost Library and The Snowglobe
- The Lost Ship: 3 Perspectives on a Cursed Ship
- The Lotus' Silent Prayer on the Sandy Shoreline
- Love and Emotional Resilience
- Love: How to Find It, Keep It, and Know It's Real
- Love, a Trembling, Tender Thread
- Lover of The Butler Prostitute
- The Luminous Singing Sea Slug
- The Lupine, the Loom, and the Summer Sun
- Lupine flowers, by moonlight they bloom, purple and blue
M
- Mackerel and Molten Glass
- Maelstrom in the GodForsaken City
- The Magic Nun Of Agony And Eminence
- The Magic Of The Pink Frog
- The Magic Pink Silk Curtains
- Make tea and go for a rainy forest walk
- Making Tea in the Middle of a Storm
- The Malignant Candy Maker and The Labyrinth of Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies
- Maple Cotton Candy Served as a Topping on Vanilla Ice Cream
- Market Day Weekend - Three Days In The Life of The Pink Necromancer
- Marsh Of The Vampire Lord
- Maybe the stars will sing once more
- A Meadow in Three Perspectives
- The Meaning of Freedom is a Fleeting Ideal
- The Melody of the Brook's Whisper
- Melted Sugar on the Black Spoon
- Merchants of the Impossible, Pushing the Boundaries of Reality
- Merfolk Of Flesh Eating Snails
- Meteoric Marvels of the Dreaded Dunes
- The Metropolis Of The Five Entities
- The Miasma’s Mirror: A Tale of Blue Blooms and Demon Trees
- Midnight Sparrow’s Lament
- The Mischief of the Purple Unicorn
- The Mischievous Moon Moths
- Misplaced Utensils and the Cascade of Confusion
- Miss Citten The Eel Kat ~oO0~
- Mixed Vegetables and Curry Samosas
- Monsters & Mayhem: How Black Tower Became Pink (8+ Parts)
- The Moon, the Cards, and the Dice
- The Moon Elf's Shimmering Silk
- The Moon Elves of Ivujivik
- The Moon Is Split, The Sun Is Gone, And BoomFuzzy Cheats At Cribbage
- Morning Dew in The Graveyard
- The Morning of The Mind Controlling Moon
- Moss, Mud, and Morning Bread
- Mud, Bums, and the Epic Quest for Cleanliness
- Mushrooms Bubbling in a Hearty Stew
- The Mushroom Circle That Screamed at Midnight
- A Mysterious Book of Spells Washes Ashore
- The Mysterious Midnight Lighthouse Mystery
- Mysterious Trails of Stars
- Mystical Whispers and Enchanted Nights
N
- Naffates - The Purple Of Wine Drunk By The Courageous This Is The Color Of A Enraged Mind
- Nature Walk: 3 Perspectives on a serene walk in nature to gather inspiration
- Necromancer's Apprentice, The
- Necromancy: A Day in the Life of a Bumbling Necromancer
- The Nefarious Cloud Palace
- A Nice, Quiet, Peaceful Day Aboard The Blue Monkey
- The Night I Threw My Undergarments in the Fire
- The Night of the Blue Monkey ~oO0~
- The Night of The Dazzling Salamander
- Night The Stars Went Out, The
- Night With The Magical Moonlight Mumbler
- No One Should Be Surprised
- Noodle Beach: A Love Letter to a Forgotten Shoreline
- Noodle Orchard Beneath the Dome
- Noon Meal in a Quiet Clearing
- Nor'easter in an Apple Orchard
- Not Little Red Riding Hood
- Nord The Pocket Lich aka The DracoLich of Fire Mountain
O
- The Obsessive Royal Wizard
- The Obsidian Idol Of The Elf Eater Of Pepper Valley
- The Ocean of The Lustful Golden Beetle Bug
- The Ocean Swallowed the House Again
- An Ode to My Shattered Sanity
- Oh no… Halloween…It's going to be one of those days, isn't it?
- The Omen: A Strange Object Washed Up On Noodle Beach
- One Good Quaraun Deserves Another
- The One Night Stand That Turns Into Something More
- One River In Three Perspectives
- The Oracle Of Silver Dust
- The Orchard Walks at Dusk
- Ossuary Of The Barbarian King
- The Ossuary Of The Fuzzy Wuzzy Poison
- Oyster Mushroom Harvest on a Rotting Log
P
- Painting Black Tower Pink
- The Palace Of The Ice Wizards
- Pastries in the Parking Lot
- The Path Of The Ten Thousand Hateful Serpents
- A Peaceful Afternoon of Lobster Rolls and Laughter Beneath the Seagull-Crowded Sky, Where One Clumsy Waiter Spills Clam Chowder, One Cheerful Chef Whistles While He Works, and One Elderly Elf Wraps Himself in Pink and Finds Contentment at the Edge of the Cold Atlantic
- A Peaceful Evening on the Lighthouse Balcony
- A Peaceful Night on the Tundra
- The Peaceful Shores of Noodle Beach (the short story)
- Peering Through the Mist and Finding Nothing But More Fog
- Perfumed Whispers, a Drabble Not Drabbleish MicroFiction
- The Pendant Of Fa'tumaelu
- Petrichor Beneath the Starry Night
- Petrichor Whispers, Silence Whispers Back
- The Phantom Of The Forgotten Coward
- The Phantom Playhouse, A Theatre of Ghosts
- The Phooka & The Fish Market
- The Phooka of A Thousand Deaths
- Phylactery Crust Around the Pie Edge
- Picking the Perfect Pickle (the short story)
- Pink Fish and Invisible Unicorns
- The Pink Frog And The Teeny Blue Zebra ~oO0~
- The Pink Necromancer Accidentally Falling For The Ghoul
- The Pink Necromancer’s Christmas
- The Pink Necromancer And Death Dell Farm
- The Pink Necromancer's Deceitful Carpet Weave
- The Pink Necromancer And (Esmerald) Blackbird's Dungeon
- The Pink Necromancer And A Faux Pas
- The Pink Necromancer For Only $1 If You Qualify!
- The Pink Necromancer And A Genie Trapped By An Ice Storm
- Pink Necromancer And The Money Tree, The
- The Pink Necromancer And A June Wedding
- The Pink Necromancer And A Million A Psychopathic Evil Clown Demon From Hell
- The Pink Necromancer And The Missing Christmas Tree
- The Pink Necromancer And A Pirate's Mistress
- The Pink Necromancer And A Royal Mount
- The Pink Necromancer And A Sasquatch Gangbang
- The Pink Necromancer And A Seaside Axe Murderer
- The Pink Necromancer And A Sexy Space Babe
- The Pink Necromancer And A Short Vampire
- The Pink Necromancer And A Skinny French Girl
- The Pink Necromancer And A Slice Of Disaster
- The Pink Necromancer And A Somewhat Dystopian Future
- The Pink Necromancer And A Statement On The Present Cults Of The Earldom
- The Pink Necromancer And A Step Toward Death
- The Pink Necromancer And A Stranger At La Kermese
- The Pink Necromancer And A Three Eyed Monster For Easter
- The Pink Necromancer And A Tome Of Transfiguration
- The Pink Necromancer And The Twighlight Manor
- The Pink Necromancer’s Vigil
- The Pink Necromancer And A Whore For Santa Claus
- The Pink Necromancer And A Window
- The Pink Necromancer And A Witty Poem
- The Pink Necromancer And A Year With The Pirates
- The Pink Necromancer And Baby Blue
- Pink Yak Butter Spread in Spiral
- Pippiyata and The Path Of The Stars
- The Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch
- Pizza Fries & Phooka Lies
- Pliable Clay on the Potter's Wheel
- Poetry, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- The Poisoned MerMan of the Castle of Singing Sea Slugs
- A Pomegranate In The Frozen Wasteland
- The Power of Self Acceptance
- Prancing Through Noodle Beach Village
- Preparations for the Street Market of the GodForsaken City
- Prismatic Invocation of Steak Sauce
- Prismatic Ritual of the Pudding Devil
- Psionic Warriors Channeling the Power of the Mind
- Punished By The Garlic Bread King
- Purple Silk Ribbons for My Lover’s Hair
- The Pyramids Of The Di'Jin
Q
- Quaraun and The Beanstalk
- Quaraun & BoomFuzzy: The Ultimate Power Couple
- Quaraun's Clumsy Apprentice
- Quaraun Finally Admits BoomFuzzy's Bread Is Perfect
- Quaraun at the Fractured Moon Shrine
- Quaraun's Luxurious Demands
- Quaraun Meets The Gremlin
- Quaraun Misplaced the Portal Again
- Quaraun Sat in His Pink Silk Tent
- Quaraun and The Wandering Turtle City
- Quaraun And The Wizard Of Dreams
- Quarrelling Over the Last Slice of Pizza
- A Quiet Day on The Blue Monkey
- The Quiet Evening in the Pink Silk Tent
- A Quiet Evening In The Rain
- The Quiet Lighthouse Afternoon
- A Quiet Morning with the Sound of Waves, Wind, and an Abundance of Fresh-Caught Fish
- A Quiet Night on The River
- Quite Thoughts on a Cold Rainy Night
R
- Rain dripped incessantly on the Pink Silk Tent
- The Raven in the Hidden Grove
- Realizing We Might Actually Be Safe
- Really, Really, Really Odd Couple, The
- The Red Dragon Massacre ~oO0~
- Redistributing lucky omens in my favour
- The Reflection in the Fog
- The Reptilian Prince Of Devils
- The Resplendent Viking of the Whore House of Loneliness
- The Return Of Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy And The Jiggler
- The Return Of The Silver Salamander
- The Return To Fire Mountain
- The Rise of The Happy Lustful Goal
- The Rise of the Silver Arrow ~oO0~
- Rose Quartz Gleams in Tender Delight, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- Roses on the Beach, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- The Roses Were Screaming Again
- The Ruby Hummingbird (rewrite of 'Blackbird's History: The Ruby Throated Humming Bird') ~oO0~
- The Ruins Of The Elf Eating Illusionist
- The Ruins of The Holy Relic
S
- Sacrament of the Sinful Fiends of Madness
- Sacred Crochet: The Sacred Threads of A Moon Elf's Midnight Rituals
- The Sacred Pink Jellyfish Awakens
- The Sad Part Is We Are Trapped and Don’t Even Know It
- The Salt Cave, A Sea Cliff Grotto at Low Tide
- Salt and Herbs in the Graveyard
- The Sandcastles at Twilight
- Sautéed Mushrooms and Diced Tomatoes Served with Poutine, Naturally
- The Savage Wilderness of the Post-Comet Earth
- Scallop Shell Full of Ashes
- The Scarcity of Resources
- The Scent of Crisp Winter Air
- The Scent of Ink and Roses
- The Scents of Simplicity: BoomFuzzy’s Kitchen and the Softness of Home
- The Scream Beneath the Ice
- The Screaming Staff Of The Occultist
- Sea Glass & Silken Worries
- Sea Slugs and Clam Chowder Bread Bowls
- Secluded Garden: A Secret Kept, a Cherished Shell
- The Secret Church Grim Of The MoonSnail
- The Secret Curse Of The Hellish Soap
- Secret Meeting Hidden Behind Closed Doors
- Seduced By The Serial Killing Tavern Keeper
- The Seedy Stalkers in the Dark
- The Sequined G-String of Death
- The Sequined G-String of The Purple Unicorn
- Serenity: A tale of love and darkness, a haunting start
- The Serial Killing Monolith of Terror
- Shackled By The Kaleidoscopic Necromancer
- Shadowed Transfiguration Of The Wild Messiahs
- Shadows at Noodle Beach (Part 3 of ShipYard At Dusk)
- Shanghaied By The Tavern Keeper
- The Shape Shifting Servant of The Butler Teddy Bear
- Shards of Enchantment: A Glassy Expedition
- A Shared Moment of Silence: Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn Under the Moonlit Sky
- Sheer Terror: Rotten Fruit
- Shipwreck of the VISION-D8
- The Shrieking Demon's Deadly Zombie
- The Silence of the Unseen
- A Silent Garden in a Dead World
- Silk, Spells, and Scottish Meals
- The Silkworker’s Divination
- The Silver Goblet of Regret
- The Singing Crabgrass Crabs - A Green Fairy Wine Tale
- Singing Gumdrop Chaos in the Streets
- The Singing Salamander and the Ruby Ring
- The Sinister Cookies of the Undead Chef
- Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry God
- Sitting on the Edge of a Cliff
- The Six Grimoires Of Wiolciumll
- The Six Parts Of The Amulet Of Wonder
- The Skeletal System of The Troll: New Speculations
- The Sky Is Bleeding Again
- The Slayer Of The Triple Moon Dragon
- The Slushy God’s Divine Influence
- Sly Animal's Exorcism of Generosity
- The Snake's Prophecy of Doom Upon The Fractured Moon
- Snollygoster: A Shrewd, Unprincipled Politician
- Snollygoster's Return: The UnDead Politician and His Red Hat Wearing Zombie Horde Shambled By
- The Snow Covered Bone Of The Grounds Keeper
- Snowfall thickened over The Blue Monkey
- Some Incidents In The Life Of Vampires
- Song of The Bleeding Mutant
- The Song of The Blood Sucking Glowing Fungus
- The Song of The Glow In The Dark Horseradish Sauce
- The Sorcerer's Tower Of Cake
- The Sorcerous Wizard Of Knowledge
- The Soul Stealing Lord Of Demons
- The Sound of Tinkling Icicles
- The Spectral Vessel Adrift
- Spooky Scary Skeletons - A Graveyard Waltz
- The Spooky Spider in a Dark Swamp
- Spoon Etched With Your Name
- Springtime by the River: Evening
- Stained Napkin Hidden in a Spellbook
- The Stains of Death Will Not Yield aka Laundry Day in The Lighthouse
- Stillness in the Garden's Chaos
- Stop And Vomit on The Roses
- The Storm-Warding Ribbons
- Storms of the Deadly Forest
- Stranded in The Mushroom Forest
- The Strange Village or I Love The Smell Of Decomposing Bodies In The Morning
- Strangled By Quaraun The Insane
- Straw Cushions in the Forest
- The Struggle of Maintaining Their Lighthouse Home in a Harsh Winter Storm
- Summer Of The Wizard Killer
- The Summoning at the Lighthouse
- The Sun was Shining, a Rare Thing in This Dystopian Ice Age
- Sunrise Mocks the Aching Heart, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- Sunset: A Bleeding Wound Upon The Sea, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- The Supernatural Skullcracker
- Survival Preppers Of The Zombie Apocalypse
- The Swamp Of The Mushroom Loving Merfolk
- The Swamp Turtle With a Temple on Its Back
- The Sweet Streets of The GodForsaken City
- Swirls of Delight in a Frozen Wasteland
T
- Taken By The Brackish Water Mermen
- Taken By The River Dwelling Selkie
- A Tale of Tall Grass (Rebooted)
- The Tavern in the Faraway Town
- The Temple Under the Frost-Glass Lake
- The Terrible Fortress Of Suffering
- The Terrific Dungeon Master of the Mushroom Gravy of Darkness
- Terror in the Silver Mist
- Thalassophobia aka The Ancient Train Trestle Bridge Haunted Him
- That Big Bad Darkness in His Heart
- There Are a Million Reasons to Be Grateful
- There Are Tentacles in the Bathtub Again
- There’s Beauty in the Destruction
- There is No Mournful Lamb Inn
- There Was Nothing - And Then There Were Plants!
- They grow bolder with each passing night.
- The Things That We Cannot Change
- The Thousand Books By The Egotistical Villain
- Threads of Magic, a Drabble Not Drabbleish MicroFiction
- 3 Perspectives of Undead Lobsters
- Thunderstorm Dewdrops & Ghosts
- The Tide Swallows the Shore
- The Time-Travelling Manipulator Of Ghosts
- To Eat a Meal In Peace and Quiet
- To the World's Best Husband: I Love You, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- Too Many Apples for One Basket
- A Topaz Key on the Quiet River
- The Torture Chamber Of Quaraun The Insane ~oO0~
- The Touch Sensation of a Cool, Delicate Chill
- The Tower… A terrible omen
- A Tower in Silk and Stone
- The Tower of the Shape Shifting Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies
- Tower of The Shape Shifting Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies: Tales of the Black Tower
- Tower Of Terror: Tales of the Black Tower
- Trapped By The Blood Thirsty Dark Elf
- Trapped By The Jolly Snow Elf
- The Traveller, the Data Chip, and the Lich King’s Chowder
- Tricked By The Flesh Eating Merfolk
- Truly creative things happen when one thinks differently, yet nobody wants to think differently
- Truth at last cannot be hidden.
- Tumbling Down Stairs With Slutty Elves and Angry Liches
- The Twisted Tower Of Wraiths
- Two Habits to Help You Lose Weight
- 200 Pocket Dimension Chickens
U
- Undead Roses - A Fairy Wine Story
- Under the Firelight’s Malevolent Spell
- Under the Light of a Dying Moon
- The Undying Lich King of Pepper Valley
- Unexpected Dissimilarities in the Social Hierarchies of the Tarasque and the Phoenix
- The Unforgettable Cloudfall
- The Unholy Haunted House and The Lich Cloud Palace King
- Unicorn’s Hair in the Biscuit Dough
- Unicorn Kisses Smell Like Rotten Peaches
- The Unicorn, The Necromancer, and The Light Blue Rubber Ball of The Bubblegum Pink Splork of Happiness
- Unicorn’s Plate, Licked Clean
- Unicorn’s Tailhair Thread
- Unspoken Words Between Us as We Walk Through the Snow Together
V
- The Valley of the Katopas
- The Valley of the Katopas (Part 2)
- The Vampiric Slave Driver
- The Vampires Of Ttesnagatte Island
- The Vardo Towed by a team of Undead Moose
- Velvet Shadows Crawl Beneath the Stars' Gentle Veil
- The Venomous Beast Of The Marvellous FarDarrig
- Venturing Into The Mushroom Forest
- Vexed and Victorious with Lobster Rolls
- The Vexing Problem of Enchanted Spittoons, Hoofed Feet, and Poisonous Mushrooms
- The Village of The Gleaming Gloves
- The Villainous Chant of the Unjust Haunts
- Visiting The Scene of Murder #1 With An UnGelded Stallion
- The Voice of The RiverBoat ManWoman
- The Vulgar Alchemist's Inn
W
- Waiter, There's A Head In My Soup
- Walking Through the Wreckage
- Wandering Merchant: The Trader's Cryptic Goods
- Wandering With Ghosts of The Past
- The Weaver’s Whispering Web
- Weaving Memories by the Sea
- The Weight of Silver Silk
- What is Love but Ceaseless Ache?
- What we need are global warming strategies
- When Joy and Sorrow Feel the Same
- When life knocks ya down, stay there and take a nap
- When the Yak Got Stuck in Snow
- Where Are You Hiding That Horse?
- Where Do We Go When the Graveyard Is Full?
- Whispering Shadows in the Fog
- Whispers in Frosted Shade
- Whispers in the Snowdrift
- White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane ~oO0~
- Who Killed Quaraun The Insane?
- Why chose to be a unicorn?
- Why It Is Better to Give More Than You Receive
- The Wicked Chocolate Maker
- Wicked Desires of The Aristocrat
- Wild Ghosts' Ritual of the Vortex
- The Wild Mushroom and Rice Dinner of The Mournful Mage
- The Wild Mystic And The Mysterious Mage
- Wild Rose Hip Tea and a Frosty Morning and other tales
- Wind and Hematite on the Cliff
- The Winter of The Grandiose Oracle
- The Witch Massimara Of Mount Yenka
- The Woes of Laundry: A Small Task in a Quiet Day
- The Wonderful Wizard of The Wicked Magical Moonlight
- The Wood Elves Occupation
- Woodlands Of The Ghoul Lord
- The Wrath of the Pink Necromancer
- The Wraith's Doughnut Delight aka A Lich Deep Frying Doughnuts
- Write us a world where even us Liches find peace
- Written For The Pleasure Of Sexy Wood Elves
X
- X Marks the Spot, But My Bum’s Too Big to Fit
Y
- A Year With The Shape Shifting Scribe
- Yellow Squishy Pink Tentacloid Thing
- Yesterday, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf
- You Can't Hide From the Dead
- You'll Never Survive The Night
- You've Only Known Our World Through The Eyes of a Madman
- You Never Know What Info You Might Pick Up in the Afterlife
- You trust that nonsense over a map?
Z
- Zephyr Under a Lemon Moon
- The Zestful Medication of The Warlock Tailor
- The Zombie Dungeon of The Vampire Eating Albino
- The Zombie Herders of Mist-Lick Hollow
- Zoning Out, Watching the Snowflakes Fall Without Feeling Anything
- Zwodder: A Drowsy Stupid State of Mind
~oO0~ Twighlight Manor series 35th anniversary rewrite of the original
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
Seen in image:
- IMAGE 1:
The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.
In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.
- IMAGE 2:
Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion.
BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.
- IMAGE 3:
The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.
GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.
- Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
- Not seen here:
Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.
The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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- Kindle, eBook, Print Paperback, & full colour illustrated Hardcover Editions from this series can be found on: Amazon
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🌸🦄🌸 This work of fiction is a part of a long-running series of novels, novellas, short stories, and poetry, that I have been writing & publishing since 1978 (50th anniversary coming in 2028!) spanning over 3k published works. 🌸🦄🌸
The series is a blend of the following genres, themes, and topics:
#OwnVoices - Gypsy Characters Written by Gypsy Author | 40th Century Dystopian Maine | A raw, broken world full of predators, trauma, and psychological warfare. | A trio fractured god-tier war criminals who bicker like divorced mafia families while ruling a dead world with iron magic and necromancy. | Absinthe | Absurdist/Absurdism | Accidental Incantation | Adult tone, gritty, harsh, visceral | Alienated Loners Who Lived on the Edge of Society | Alternate History | Author is not White | Autistic Main Character | Autistic protagonist | Be Careful What You Say | Be Careful What You Wish For | BioDome & Eco-Fiction | BioPunk | Bisexual Relationships | Bizzarro | Black Characters | Blind Characters | Bumbling Wizards | Camping, Glamping & Outdoor Adventure Fiction | Carny Gypsy Caravan & Vardo Life Tales | Ceremonial Magic | Character Studies | Character Study | Character-driven worldbuilding | Characters Are Not White | Comical Overreacting | Cosmic Horror | Counter Culture Lifestyle | Cozy Fantasy | Cozy Romantasy | Cthulhu Mythos | Culinary Fiction | Cursed Magic Items | CyberPunk | Dark Fantasy | Dark Romance | Deal with the Devil | Demonic Contracts | Demons | Dialogue Vignette | DinoPunk | Disguised as Male | Domestic Fiction | Driven to Suicide Themes | Dying Earth | Dystopian | Dystopian 40th Century Maine | Elderly Main Character | Eldritch Horror | Eldritch Horrors | Elf Wizard | ElfPunk | Elves | EMO Goth EdgeLord | Environmental Catastrophe | EOTWAWKI | Evil Elves | Evil Faeries | Evil NonHuman Main Characters Gleefully Killing Humans | Evil Unicorns | Evil Wizards | Existentialism | Exotic Alien Planets | Experimental Abstract Literary Slice of Life | F2M Transgender MC | Faerie King | Faeries | Fairy Devilmother | Fairy Tales ReTold | Family Saga | Fantasy drug use | Fear of the Unknown Dystopian Literature | Fictional Portrayal of Psychopaths | Flying Carpets | Food Truck & Mobile Gastronomy Drama | Forgot About His Powers | Found Family | Frost Punk | FrostPunk | Furries | Furry Fiction | Furry Yaoi | Futuristic False Utopia Dystopic Societies | Gay Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Gay Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Gay Harem Romance | Gay Male Pulp Fiction Dialogue Vignette | Gay Romance | Gay/M-M-M Romance | Genderfluid characters in fiction | Gets Easily Lost | Ghost Stories | Glass Canon Wizards | Gothic Horror | Gothic Literature | Gothic Romance | Green Fairy Wine | Grimmification | Grotesque Domestic Fiction | Grotesque Families & Relationships | Gypsy Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Gypsy Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Gypsy Main Characters | Hand Wave Logic | Haunted Lighthouses | He's a Damsel In Distress | Homeless Main Characters | Hookah Smoking | Horned | Humanoid | Human Experimentation (Mad Scientist Horror) | Hyper violent, hyper dysfunctional power trio | Ice Age Punk | Intersex Main Character | Intersex/Transgender Main Character | Interspecies Romance | Isekai | Jackass Genie | Jerkass | LGBTQAI+ Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | LGBTQAI+ Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | LGBTQAI+ Fiction | Lgbtqai+ Speculative Drama | Lich Lords | Life In Maine | Lighthouse Keeper Tales | Literal Genie | Literary Fiction | Little Bit Beastly | Lovecraftian Cultists | Lover's Triangles | LSD Use | Lythande FanFiction | Macabre | Mage Tower | Magic Items | Magical Homeless Person | Magical Realism | Magically-Binding Contract | Married Gay Couple | Melodrama | MerMen | Mini Story | Minor Injury Overreaction | Mix-and-Match Critters | MM Romance | MMM Romance (yes, M-M-M Romance, 3 Ms, not 2 - Poly Romance) | MMM Romance | MPreg | MPreg Family Life | Nautical Fiction | Necromancers | Neurodivergent main character | New Weird | No Sense of Direction | Occult Horror | Off-Grid Homestead Prepper Survival Fiction | Omegaverse | One of the Primary Characters is the Ghost of a Suicide Victim and talks of his Suicide Often | Opium Use | Our Liches Are Different | Parallel Universe | Paranoid Fiction | Pastoral Fiction | Pastoral Poetry | Poke in the Third Eye | Poly Gay Romance | Poly Romance - Why Choose | Portal Fantasy | Post-apocalyptic Survival Punk | Post-comet Earth | Post-Post-Zombie Apocalypse | Powerful, but Incompetent | Prefers Going Barefoot | Prehensile Hair | Prehensile Tail | Psychological Melodrama | Queer Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Queer Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Queer Fiction | Radical Reformation Fiction | RayPunk/Raygun Gothic | Read the Fine Print | Retro-Futuristic Fantasy | Reverse Harem | Road Trip Fiction | Road Trip Travel Narrative | Satyr | Self-Harm (Cutting, and deliberate drug overdose) | Shifter Romance | Shifters | Slice Of Life | Slipstream | Slipstream Fiction | Soap Opera | Sold His Soul for a Donut | Sometimes there is a fuckingly liberal use of the fucking word Fuck for no fucking reason other than to say fuck as many fucking times as fuckingly possible | Soul Contracts | Space Fantasy | Space Opera | Space Travel | Speculative Science Fiction | SteamPunk | Suicidally depressed characters | Suicide References | Super Villian MC | Superpower Lottery | SuperVillain PoV | Surrealism | Survivalism | Sweet Romance | Sword & Planet | Sword & Sandal | Sword & Sorcery | Techno Mages | Technological Overreach | The Bad Guy Wins | The Drifter | There is a thing in the series called The Alien Bible - it is the Christian Bible rewritten by aliens, some readers found this upsetting as well | There is a zombie apocalypse going on and lots of historical figures make cameo appearances as zombies, including Zombie Jesus - this seems to frequently upset readers so yeah here's a warning for that | Third-person limited | Thruple/Trio Relationships | Time Travel | Too Dumb to Live | Transgender Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Transgender Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Transhumanist Literature | Transman Main Character | Transman MPreg Yaoi | Unmarried Live-In Lovers | UnSeelie Court | Urban Fantasy | Vignette | Villain Main Characters | Voodoo Fiction | Walking the Earth | Wandering Wizard | Wasteful Wishing | Wasteland Survival | Weird Fiction | Weird West | Whatevermancy Magic Systems | While there are no sex scenes, characters often talk of their sex lives in dialogue conversations and are known to use crude words when doing so | Why Choose - Poly Romance | World’s Strongest Man | Yaoi | Zombie Apocalypse |
| And probably more.
I don't exactly stick to one genre and I'm constantly experimenting with new genres and new writing styles. If you don't know the meanings of any of those genres, Google can help you, I should probably make a page defining each, I might do that in the future. 🦄🌸 - -not all genres appear in every story. 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆.
🌸🦄🌸LITERARY FICTION WARNING: This entire series is Character Driven Slice of Life Vignette Literary Fiction, regardless of what genre each individual story within it may be; meaning there's a lot of dialogue, a lot of talking, a lot of thinking, a lot of monologue, a lot of characters having existential crisis, and a lot of emotional introspective, but not much action or plot going on in this heavily character driven series, that focuses largely on three non-Human bumbling wizard super villains and their often ridiculous attempts to take over Humanity.
Each story is a narrow focused look at a single event (often a single day or usually just a single sliver of a single hour) in Quaraun's life.
This content warning has been added because for some reason, more than 1,000 readers have contacted me to suggest I add it because they said they would have bought nothing in the series had they known ahead of time this was LITERARY Fantasy and not generic Fantasy.
*shrug*
I don't see the need for this content warning, but, whatever. Here it is.
Character driven fiction is highly uncommon in the fiction world, readers who are used to reading fast paced, plot driven stories WILL find their panties in a twist, if they never encountered slow moving, plotless fiction before.
This is Character driven Slice of Life fiction and does not follow the Western publishing norms of either plots or 3 act structures (beginning/middle/end).
I use the Japanese 4 act structure (aka kishōtenketsu - Introduction/Development/Twist/Conclusion), which does not start at the beginning and is left open ended without clear resolutions.
It's kind of a sometimes Cozy, sometimes semi-Erotic, sometimes borderline spatter punk gorn, usually deranged bickering lover's spat Fae-punk horror series about Quaraun, a fragile, volatile autistic necromancer, and his hypersexual undead pastry chef lover surviving a frozen post-apocalypse. An autistic necromancer battles inner chaos, eldritch threats, and love in this tender, darkly whimsical cozy fantasy on an ice age planet. A genderfluid Moon Elf necromancer and his undead Fae lover navigate grief, magic, and quiet apocalypse in a queer gothic fantasy world ruled by Fae. It's weird. Venomous jellyfish hair. Gingerbread swords. Sweet cuddles jutixpointed against fire, blood, magic, and venom. Undead lobsters. Undead moose. Psychotic evil Elves. Welcome to the gentle madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. A soft-spoken necromancer drifts through frozen forests, haunted kitchens, and forgotten spells in a quiet saga of grief, love, and magic. After the fall of the Human world, a fragile Elven mage clings to love and ritual in a world of snow, silence, undead moose, and pink silk curses. Fae-punk, cozy horror, autistic protagonist, queer necromancer, UnSeelie Court—Quaraun's magical survival story unfolds in icy solitude. Fucked-up sensuality with claws, in a world where roses bite and dust bunnies kill, Quaraun—the broken Elfin necromancer—shelters with his ghostly Fae lover and sentient kitchen. But raw, damaged, obsessed, unstable beings in a hostile world where civilization has been erased, not rebuilding. BoomFuzzy who kills over a miscooked mushroom and Quaraun who rants for 2 pages about the word 'insane' and why he isn't. All are domestic, darkly romantic, usually set in the lighthouse or food truck, from Quaraun’s POV. Quaraun is neurotic, obsessive, and overwhelmed. BoomFuzzy is lewd, sharp, dangerously charming 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆ . 🌸🦄🌸
This page, including all art, photos, and text was written & created by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine. All Rights Reserved.
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- For those unaware, the Quaraun series started out as fanfiction of several things before going on to be it's own thing (most fanfiction things were removed by 1987, and all fanfiction elements removed completely by 2012; from 1996 to 2012 the series was published daily on FanFiction.net, from 2004 to 2010 on MySpace {back when MySpace was a blogging platform}, and from 2005 to 2013 Squidoo).
- Over the decades it has featured fanfiction from many things, including: It was a combination fanfiction of
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show,
- Faeries,
- Rainbow Brite,
- The Herself the Elf,
- Rose-Petal Place,
- Dragonriders of Pern,
- She-Ra: Princess of Power,
- The Love Bug,
- The Cat From Outer Space,
- Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
- Jem and The Holograms,
- ElfQuest,
- Splash,
- The Dark Crystal,
- Labyrinth,
- The Smurfs,
- The Fall of the House of Usher,
- Dr. Phibes Rises Again!,
- House on Haunted Hill,
- Beneath The Planet Of The Apes,
- AD&D/Spelljammer,
- Mad Max,
- Inuyasha,
- and Don't Starve.
- Primary among them was the character Lythande by Marion Zimmer Bradley, whom Quaraun’s character is based upon.
- Before there was Quaraun, there was Lythande by Marion Zimmer Bradly… the FIRST intersex, transgender homeless Gypsy mage, part of The Mists of Avalon series, which spans dozens of books throughout the 1970s & 1980s, all featuring an intersex, female to male mage main character .
- Lythande started out as a series of short stories in magazines in the 1970s, and was later complied into a collection in the 1980s. After Bradley’s death, several unpublished Lythande stories were found and her granddaughter published “The Complete Lythande” which includes everything she wrote, including the previously unpublished stories, which remain unedited and unfinished.
- After publishing the first Lythande story, Bradley issued a letter to her fans, that Lythande was without copyright and “open world” and invited fans to write more stories for the series. I was one of the fans who answered this.
- When the Bradley lawsuits and court cases rocked the literary world a few years later, I unpublished everything featuring Lythande and the world, and changed all characters and world to OC ones, republishing them, in what is now The Quaraun series.
- For those unfamiliar with Lythande it was the first mass market produced book to feature a transgender main character.
- Lythande at the time of it’s publication was one of the most controversial, most hated, most boycotted, and most banned book of the era — due to it being the first TRADITIONALY PUBLISHED by one of the “Big Four” publishing houses, to feature a TRANSGENDER main character.
- Lythande is a lesbian female, who lives in a part Medival, part ancient Persia, part modern space traveling CyberTech world dominated by woman hating men -who are mass murdering females at alarming levels in an attempt to rid the world of the evil that is women. Lesbian women are the primary target in this nightmarish dystopian world where the LGBTQAI+ community is being massacred in a dictator decreed genocide. In order to help her fellow lesbians gain their rights and freedoms, Lythande goes undercover as a man to infiltrate The Blue Star Warriors, a group of male mages who control the world’s magic. She becomes the most powerful mage of all time across all dimensions, but when the leader of The Blue Star Warriors discovers she is a woman, he curses her. The curse forces her to live the rest of her life as a man, including, she is no longer able to have sex as a woman, literally turning into a male with a penis whenever she tries to have sex with her female lover; additional she is cursed with immortally and lives for thousands of years, falling in love with hundreds of women, and never able to be with any of them as a woman…
- unfortunately… like Firefly, the series remains unfinished, because the author died before she finished writing it, so, we never find out how the series would have ended.
- My Quaraun books, take that exact same premise and run with it on a full blow ‘What if?”
- — I do highly recommend you read Lythande, if you want to gain a full ‘lore background” on the lore behind my Quaraun series :
The Complete Lythande (Amazon Affiliate Link)
It’s a long wait until the Last Battle of Law and Chaos, when the forces of Good and Evil will clash for the final…amzn.to
- I add the Lythande note to this story today, because this is an MPreg story which leans in heavy on the Lythande lore.