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🌸🦄🌸 The following story is part of a long running Furry Yaoi MPreg Fiction series about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸

It features a transman main character who is an often pregnant megalomaniac supervillain necromancer, married to an unhinged Faerie King.

This series was started September 23, 1978, and now spans 138 novels, 423 novellas, 500+ poems, and 3,000+ short stories. it celebrates it’s 50th, yes FIFTYITH! anniversary since the publication of it’s very first story (Friends Are Forever) on September 23, 2028!

The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane — A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction

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The Moon Watches Me Bleed



The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story 

Series Trigger Warnings:

 * Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover

 * Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man

 * Furry Yaoi 

 * Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.

 * Transman Mpreg

Not all things appear in all stories. 

Series Heat Level:

 * Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon

 * Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange

 * Novels: Orange, Lemon

What is the series about?

It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.

It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.

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Seen in image: 

- IMAGE 1: The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.

In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.

- IMAGE 2: Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion. 

BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.

- IMAGE 3: The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.

GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.

 - Art by Wendy Christine Allen. 

- Not seen here: Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.



The Moon Watches Me Bleed

Quaraun watched the Moon bleed.

Again.

Fractured.

Jagged.

Leaking.

Leaking blood.

Always watching.

A cruel eye, wide, blinking, grinding its own glass teeth.

No one believed him.

Not even The Goat. Especially not The Goat. He was too logical. He didn't see things. Quaraun saw things. Things no one else could see. Quaraun was a necromancer. A seer. A seer of spirits. Ghosts. And the Fractured Moon.

"Come outside love," BoomFuzzy called. "Watch the eclipse."

“No, Unicorn, I am not going outside. The Moon is bleeding. It hates me.”

"Its an eclipse, Love, the Goat just explained it all to ya."

"It is blood. The Moon has turned to blood."

The paranoid Elf sat on a pink silk pillow, twitching, stuttering, eyes unfocused, pupils pinprick slits of pink inside blue. His pink silk robes glittered like skin peeled off a jellyfish. His cane—clutched, clamped between his knees, tip rattling on the floor.

BoomFuzzy rolled his goggles up and down the bridge of his nose.

“Aye, ya daft twat, tha Moon’s been bleedin’ for fuckin’ centuries. Let’s no’ start talkin’ ta the sky again, yeah? Just come watch the eclipse with us.”

"No."

"Suit yarself."

“It laughed."

"The Moon?"

"Last night. When I was asleep. I was asleep. I was dreaming. I was not dreaming. I was awake.”

Quaraun’s voice trailed off. He dozed off again.

When he opened his eyes again, BoomFuzzy was back inside, now hovering over the stove, cooking something that smelled of gingerbread. Maybe it was gingerbread.

GhoulSpawn was curled up asleep on his caterpillar fur pelt bed roll.

Quaraun watch the blood red shadows of the moon glow filtering through his pink silk tent.

Mouth dry.

Tongue stuck.

“I was awake.”

"Aye? Who ya talking to, Love?"

Quaraun did not answer.

The Moon was bleeding.

The sky was red.

Red.

Red as blood.

The tent creaked.

No wind.

Just breath.

The pink silk tent's roof sagged. Swelled. Inhaled.

Exhaled.

The tent was breathing again.

BoomFuzzy kicked open the trunk near the bed. Pulled out a rolled up sugar stick. Bit the end. Lit it. Blew out a cloud of glitter-dusted anise smoke.

“You ain’t slept in six fuckin’ days, ya crazy little rose petal. Ya got them jellyfish in ya skull twistin’ yer brains up again.”

"I do not have a brain."

"I know."

"I am a JellyFish."

"I know."

"We do not have brains."

"I know."

Quaraun shrieked.

Loud.

Sudden.

BoomFuzzy didn’t flinch.

Quaraun pointed.

Wild.

At the mirror across the tent.

The mirror showed him.

But not him.

His reflection wore black.

He was not wearing black.

He was wearing pink.

He always wore pink.

He only wore pink.

That is why he was The Pink Necromancer.

His reflection smiled.

He was not smiling.

His reflection blinked.

He had not blinked.

“Who is that? WHO IS THAT?” Quaraun staggered up, tripped over BoomFuzzy’s boots, tangled in his own pink silk, smashed into the vanity, sent glass and perfume bottles flying.

“That’s you, JellyBrains.”

“That is not me!"

"Aye it is."

"I do not smile like that. I do not move like that. I do not have that expression.”

“Ya sure do when yer murderin’ folk.”

Quaraun clutched the edge of the table.  Gloved fingers scraping down the wood. The mirror pulsed.

The reflection licked its lips.

Blood.

Quaraun vomited rose petals.

BoomFuzzy offered a bucket.

Already full.

Of petals.

“Why am I vomiting rose petals?”

“Ya swallowed sum.”

“When?”

“Probably yesterday. Ya were talkin’ to the embroidery hoop for five hours and not hearing a thing me and the Goat was saying to ya." 

"Why was I doing that?"

"Don't know." BoomFuzzy shrugged. "Ya weird, Love.”

Quaraun looked down.

Embroidery hoop in lap.

He hadn’t noticed.

Pink silk thread still looped on the needle.

He stared at the pattern: A screaming mouth with tentacles for teeth.

He hadn’t stitched that.

Not on purpose.

“I think I ate my embroidery again…”

“That’s alright, PumpkinMuffin, prob'ly tasted like rosewater glitter.”

“Unicorn, I need you to kill me.”

BoomFuzzy glanced up from stirring a pot of jelly soup.

“Again? We just went over this last week. I ain't gonna let ya kill yaserlf, nor will I kill ya. Ya gotta get those crazy thoughts out of ya head. It why I stick around."

"You are dead."

"Exactly."

"You are a ghost."

"I am a Lich."

"You are haunting me."

"Because ya try to kill yarself every time I stop haunting ya.”

“I think the reflection is trying to escape. If it gets out, it will not be me. It will do things. Terrible things.”

Quaraun stood. Shaking. Foot catching the hem of his robe.

He stumbled to the wall.

Pressed his palm to the mirror.

The glass rippled.

His reflection grinned.

He wasn’t grinning.

The reflection licked the glass.

A tongue smeared with pearls.

“I need you to kill it before it becomes me.”

BoomFuzzy handed him a spoon.

“Go bash yer head in with this. I’m cookin’. Can’t stop every five minutes to put ya outta yer misery.”

Quaraun screamed again.

Longer this time.

High pitched.

A cat being turned inside out.

GhoulSpawn woke up.

“Boomie? Is he screaming again?”

“Every hour, on th’ hour. We can start calling him Old Faithful at this point.”

“I told you to stop feeding him the pink sugar cubes. He starts hallucinating.”

“They ain’t sugar cubes.”

“What are they?”

“Unicorn horn shavings. For virility. Good for th’ balls. Mixed with mushrooms. And LSD.”

GhoulSpawn blinked. Didn’t respond. Laid back down. Tried to go back to sleep.

Quaraun stared at his hands.

“I do not have balls.”

BoomFuzzy snorted.

“Sure ya do. I carry ‘em in me fuckin’ purse.”

Quaraun sat on the floor.

Started crying.

Then laughing.

Then screaming.

Then laughing again.

The mirror melted.

Turned to a pool of mercury.

Rose petals floated on the surface.

Whispers in the petals.

“He’s not real. You’re not real. None of this is.”

“Unicorn… I think the mirror is telling the truth this time.”

"What's it saying?"

"I am not real."

“It’s a fuckin’ mirror, JellyBean. It reflects yer fuckin’ nonsense right back atch'ya.”

Quaraun stared at the pool.

His reflection surfaced.

Screamed.

Mouth stretching too wide.

Too many teeth.

Worms crawling from the gums.

It grinned.

"You are insane," they whispered to him.

“Unicorn...Tell me I am not insane.”

BoomFuzzy wandered over, grabbed Quaraun by the collar, licked the side of his face.

“Yer sexy as fuck. And too crazy to not let me fuck ya out ya mind.”

“That is not a diagnosis.”

“Yer mad as a spoon up the bum, but I like ya that way.”

“Unicorn. That is disgusting.”

“I fuckin’ know it is. That’s why I said it.”

"I asked you to tell me I was not crazy, not act crazy with the mirror me."

The mirror burst.

Shards everywhere.

Cut Quaraun’s face.

Sliced his cheek open.

Blood trickled into his mouth.

He licked it.

Tasted copper and candy floss.

BoomFuzzy kissed him.

Quaraun let him.

For once.

It was grounding.

Quaraun pulled away.

Spat out glass.

“I cannot tell if I am awake.”

“Don’t matter.”

“I need sleep.”

“Ya need a fuckin’ exorcism.”

“I am an exorcist.”

“That’s the problem.”

BoomFuzzy handed him a cup.

Green Fairy Wine.

Absinthe.

The only thing that ever helped.

Quaraun sipped.

Choked.

Coughed.

Laughed.

The glass in the mirror laughed back.

Until it stopped.

Until the mirror was just a wall.

Until his reflection was just himself again.

But it never lasted long.

The Moon still bled.

And somewhere inside his skull, the jellyfish laughed too.


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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series

🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸

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  • For those unaware, the Quaraun series started out as fanfiction of several things before going on to be it's own thing (most fanfiction things were removed by 1987, and all fanfiction elements removed completely by 2012; from 1996 to 2012 the series was published daily on FanFiction.net, from 2004 to 2010 on MySpace {back when MySpace was a blogging platform}, and from 2005 to 2013 Squidoo). 
  • Over the decades it has featured fanfiction from many things, including: It was a combination fanfiction of 
  1. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  2. Faeries
  3. Rainbow Brite
  4. The Herself the Elf
  5. Rose-Petal Place
  6. Dragonriders of Pern,
  7. She-Ra: Princess of Power
  8. The Love Bug
  9. The Cat From Outer Space
  10. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
  11. Jem and The Holograms
  12. ElfQuest
  13. Splash
  14. The Dark Crystal
  15. Labyrinth
  16. The Smurfs
  17. The Fall of the House of Usher
  18. Dr. Phibes Rises Again!
  19. House on Haunted Hill
  20. Beneath The Planet Of The Apes
  21. AD&D/Spelljammer
  22. Mad Max
  23. Inuyasha
  24. and Don't Starve.
  • Primary among them was the character Lythande by Marion Zimmer Bradley, whom Quaraun’s character is based upon.
  • Before there was Quaraun, there was Lythande by Marion Zimmer Bradly… the FIRST intersex, transgender homeless Gypsy mage, part of The Mists of Avalon series, which spans dozens of books throughout the 1970s & 1980s, all featuring an intersex, female to male mage main character .
  • Lythande started out as a series of short stories in magazines in the 1970s, and was later complied into a collection in the 1980s. After Bradley’s death, several unpublished Lythande stories were found and her granddaughter published “The Complete Lythande” which includes everything she wrote, including the previously unpublished stories, which remain unedited and unfinished.
  • After publishing the first Lythande story, Bradley issued a letter to her fans, that Lythande was without copyright and “open world” and invited fans to write more stories for the series. I was one of the fans who answered this.
  • When the Bradley lawsuits and court cases rocked the literary world a few years later, I unpublished everything featuring Lythande and the world, and changed all characters and world to OC ones, republishing them, in what is now The Quaraun series.
  • For those unfamiliar with Lythande it was the first mass market produced book to feature a transgender main character.
  • Lythande at the time of it’s publication was one of the most controversial, most hated, most boycotted, and most banned book of the era — due to it being the first TRADITIONALY PUBLISHED by one of the “Big Four” publishing houses, to feature a TRANSGENDER main character.
  • Lythande is a lesbian female, who lives in a part Medival, part ancient Persia, part modern space traveling CyberTech world dominated by woman hating men -who are mass murdering females at alarming levels in an attempt to rid the world of the evil that is women. Lesbian women are the primary target in this nightmarish dystopian world where the LGBTQAI+ community is being massacred in a dictator decreed genocide. In order to help her fellow lesbians gain their rights and freedoms, Lythande goes undercover as a man to infiltrate The Blue Star Warriors, a group of male mages who control the world’s magic. She becomes the most powerful mage of all time across all dimensions, but when the leader of The Blue Star Warriors discovers she is a woman, he curses her. The curse forces her to live the rest of her life as a man, including, she is no longer able to have sex as a woman, literally turning into a male with a penis whenever she tries to have sex with her female lover; additional she is cursed with immortally and lives for thousands of years, falling in love with hundreds of women, and never able to be with any of them as a woman… 
  • unfortunately… like Firefly, the series remains unfinished, because the author died before she finished writing it, so, we never find out how the series would have ended.
  • My Quaraun books, take that exact same premise and run with it on a full blow ‘What if?”
  • — I do highly recommend you read Lythande, if you want to gain a full ‘lore background” on the lore behind my Quaraun series :

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It’s a long wait until the Last Battle of Law and Chaos, when the forces of Good and Evil will clash for the final…amzn.to

  • I add the Lythande note to this story today, because this is an MPreg story which leans in heavy on the Lythande lore.

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