Counting Down to the 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)
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40TH CENTURY DYSTOPIAN MAINE | COZY SWEET ROMANTASY | DARK FANTASY | ELVES & FAERIES & DEMONS & SHIFTERS | FURRY YAOI | GOTHIC LITERATURE | GYPSY MAIN CHARACTERS | INTERSEX CHARACTER | LGBTQAI+ FICTION | MARRIED GAY COUPLE | MINI STORY | Mpreg SERIES | POLY GAY ROMANCE | QUEER FICTION | SLICE OF LIFE | TRANSMAN CHARACTER | VIGNETTE | ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE |
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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- The Great UnSeelie Court Swindlers, A Pink Necromancer Fiction Short
The Great UnSeelie Court Swindlers
A Pink Necromancer Fiction Short
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level planet destroying alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon wizards, with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other to get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
The Great UnSeelie Court Swindlers
The frozen wasteland stretched far and wide, a kingdom of ice and ruin beneath a shattered moon.
Crumbling buildings stood like ancient tombstones in the frostbitten earth, their skeletal remains casting long shadows beneath the eldritch glow of distant, dying stars.
Quaraun’s vardo rattled into the crumbling human settlement, drawn by mechanical cyborg moose beasts of brass and bone, their red eyes glowing in the perpetual twilight. He stepped down, his tussah silk robes swirling, the venomous silver strands of his jellyfish hair slithering with a mind of their own.
The JellyFish Moon Elf carried himself like a highborn merchant prince, though he was, in truth, nothing but a peddler of phantasms and folly.
BoomFuzzy leapt from the cart, a short, broad beast of a man wrapped in black hakama and a purple plaid great kilt. His wild grey dreadlocks were tied with purple ribbons, his enormous steampunk goggles hiding the ghostly silver of his nearly sightless eyes. With the air of a drunken bard and the swagger of a warlord, he bellowed to the haggard crowd.
"Free food! Getcha hot food! Warm stew! Breads ye ain't seen since afore the world went ta shite!"
His voice rang out, rough as gravel, thick with a Scots burr that made him sound both foolish and fearsome.
A horde of starving survivors stumbled forward, drawn by the scent of roasted meat and melting butter, a fragrance so rich, so impossible, it could not be true.
Far too good to be true in fact, for there was nothing in bowl but rotted acorn caps, mealy worms, and wriggling acorn grubs, that could not be seen by the Humans.
But there stood BoomFuzzy, ladling steaming broth from a great cauldron into wooden bowls, passing out soft loaves of bread, their golden crusts an impossible luxury in a world stripped bare.
"How—how is this possible?" a ragged woman gasped, cradling the bread as though it were a sacred relic.
"Magic," BoomFuzzy said with a grin, though his silver eyes gleamed with something darker.
“Magic?”
“Aye!”
“Magic ain’t real.”
“It is when you’re the world’s greatest master chef.”
“I ain’t no chef.”
“No. But I am.”
“Who are you?”
“BoomFuzzy the Unicorn. Pleased ta make ya acquaintance.”
BoomFuzzy tipped his top hat, its long black veil sweeping the ground. Then he handed her a plate.
The illusion held—for now.
While the crowd pressed closer, GhoulSpawn moved through them, silent as a shadow. His long green velvet Fagin coat, tattered and patched, concealed a dozen hidden pockets, each deeper than the laws of reality permitted. With deft, nimble fingers, he slipped between desperate souls, plucking pouches of coins, scavenged tools, and even trinkets Quaraun had sold just moments before.
Quaraun, standing at his makeshift stall, smiled his most dignified, sly, snake oily, highfalutin smile as he gestured to his wares—fine silks, enchanted baubles, vials of miracle elixirs that promised warmth against the endless winter.
"This, my dear fellows, is no ordinary fabric! Nay! This silk is woven from Moon Moth larvae, rarest of the rare, known to ward off sickness and chill alike. You will never shiver again whilst clad in such finery!"
A grizzled man, his teeth yellowed and cracked, squinted at the shimmering cloth.
"How do I know it's not a bunch of flimflam?"
Quaraun gasped, loud and overly melodramatic, clutching a gold-plated mechanical hand over his heart.
"Flimflam? Poppycock! Do I look like a scoundrel? A charlatan? A dunderheaded lackwit peddling balderdash? No, good sir! This fabric is worth ten times what I ask, twenty times, a hundred! But I am feeling generous today. One time sale. Today only! Half off my usual price!”
Though he neglected to say that his usual price was a thousand times more than his products were worth.
“You look like a madman in a pink dress is what ya look like.”
Quaraun scowled.
“Do you want the silk or not?”
The man hesitated, then handed over a pouch of coins. Quaraun swept them into his sleeve with a flourish, pressing the folded silk into the man’s trembling hands.
"May you never again know the curse of cold," he said solemnly.
The man shuffled away, clutching his prize. And, unnoticed, GhoulSpawn ghosted behind him, slipping the very same silk from his hands before he had walked five paces. The bundle vanished into the abyss of GhoulSpawn’s coat, the man now carrying a bundle of rags. Moments later, Quaraun was reselling it to another eager fool.
BoomFuzzy continued his performance, yelling at the crowd, keeping their eyes fixed on the miracle of hot food.
"Ain’t no catch! Ain’t no cost! Just eat, drink, an’ be merry, fore tomorrow y’all die when the zombies come eat you!"
He cackled, a madman’s laugh, full of wicked mirth.
The crowd gobbled down the feast, greed blinding them to the trick. None noticed that as soon as they turned away, their bowls emptied, their bellies remained as hollow as before. They still felt the gnawing ache of hunger, the cold still bit into their bones, but the illusion of warmth lingered just long enough to keep them from questioning.
Quaraun continued his sales, his eloquent spiel dazzling, his pockets filling with coin, while GhoulSpawn wove through the throng, gathering back the wares as fast as they were sold. And when the town's supplies were stripped near bare, when the last coin had been exchanged, the last stolen trinket secured, BoomFuzzy let out a deafening—
"BOOM!"
The crowd shrieked, startled, turning in every direction, seeking the source of the explosion. But there was none. BoomFuzzy stood where he had always been, grinning wide, eyes gleaming with mischief.
And when they turned back—Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, GhoulSpawn, the vardo—gone.
Vanished.
A wind howled through the ruins, carrying with it the faint, mocking laughter of a trickster king and his merry band of knaves.
The people stood in stunned silence, realizing, too late, that they had been hoodwinked, swindled, bamboozled beyond all reckoning.
“Faeries,” some whispered.
The food had never been real.
Their pockets, once full, were now light.
Their goods—gone.
The great UnSeelie Court Swindlers had struck again.
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Quaraun and BoomFuzzy
The Pink Necromancer, Moon Elf silk weaver & merchant: Quaraun on Noodle Beach. His master chef Phooka turned Lich husband: BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. And their on again/off again mad scientist Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Time Travel setting swings back and forth between 40th century Maine after a comet hit the moon decimating the planet, and the 1970s, Maine. Quaraun in the main character, he and BoomFuzzy are a married gay couple. GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
All Rights Reserved.
🌸🦄🌸 This work of fiction is a part of a long-running series of novels, novellas, short stories, and poetry, that I have been writing & publishing since 1978 (50th anniversary coming in 2028!) spanning over 3k published works. 🌸🦄🌸
The series is a blend of the following genres, themes, and topics:
40th Century Dystopian Maine | Absurdist | Adult tone, gritty, harsh, visceral | Alienated Loners Who Lived on the Edge of Society | Alternate History | Autistic protagonist | BioDome & Eco-Fiction | BioPunk | Bizzarro | Camping, Glamping & Outdoor Adventure Fiction | Carny Gypsy Caravan & Vardo Life Tales | Character-driven worldbuilding | Character Study | Cosmic Horror | Cozy Fantasy | Cozy Romantasy | Culinary Fiction | CyberPunk | Dark Fantasy | Demons | Dialogue Vignette | DinoPunk | Domestic Fiction | Dying Earth | Dystopian | Elf Wizard | ElfPunk | Elves | EMO Goth EdgeLord | Environmental Catastrophe | EOTWAWKI | Experimental Abstract Literary Slice of Life | Evil Elves | Evil Unicorns | Evil Wizards | Exotic Alien Planets | Faerie King | Faeries | Family Saga | Fear of the Unknown Dystopian Literature | Fictional Portrayal of Psychopaths | Flying Carpets | Food Truck & Mobile Gastronomy Drama | Found Family | FrostPunk | Furry Yaoi | Futuristic False Utopia Dystopic Societies | Gay Male Pulp Fiction Dialogue Vignette | Gay Romance | Genderfluid characters in fiction | Gothic Literature | Grotesque Domestic Fiction | Grotesque Families & Relationships | Gypsy Main Characters | Hyper violent, hyper dysfunctional power trio | Human Experimentation (Mad Scientist Horror) | Intersex Main Character | Isekai | Lgbtqai+ Speculative Drama | Life In Maine | Lighthouse Keeper Tales | Magical Realism | Married Gay Couple | MPreg | MPreg Family Life | Mini Story | MM Romance | MMM Romance | New Weird | Neurodivergent main character | Occult Horror | Off-Grid Homestead Prepper Survival Fiction | Omegaverse | Paranoid Fiction | Parallel Universe | Poly Gay Romance | Portal Fantasy | Post-apocalyptic Survival Punk | Post-comet Earth | Post-Post-Zombie Apocalypse | Queer Fiction | Radical Reformation Fiction | RayPunk/Raygun Gothic | A raw, broken world full of predators, trauma, and psychological warfare. | Retro-Futuristic Fantasy | Road Trip Travel Narrative | Satyr | Shifters | Slice Of Life | Slipstream | Soap Opera | Space Fantasy | Space Opera | Space Travel | Speculative Science Fiction | SteamPunk | SuperVillain PoV | Survivalism | Sword & Planet | Sword & Sandal | Sword & Sorcery | Techno Mages | Technological Overreach | Third-person limited | Time Travel | Transhumanist Literature | Transman Main Character | A trio fractured god-tier war criminals who bicker like divorced mafia families while ruling a dead world with iron magic and necromancy. | UnSeelie Court | Urban Fantasy | Villain Main Characters | Vignette | Wasteland Survival | Weird Fiction | Weird West | Why Choose - Poly Romance | Zombie Apocalypse | And probably more.
I don't exactly stick to one genre and I'm constantly experimenting with new genres and new writing styles. If you don't know the meanings of any of those genres, Google can help you, I should probably make a page defining each, I might do that in the future. 🦄🌸 - -not all genres appear in every story. 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆.
🌸🦄🌸LITERARY FICTION WARNING: This entire series is Character Driven Slice of Life Vignette Literary Fiction, regardless of what genre each individual story within it may be; meaning there's a lot of dialogue, a lot of talking, a lot of thinking, a lot of monologue, a lot of characters having existential crisis, and a lot of emotional introspective, but not much action or plot going on in this heavily character driven series, that focuses largely on three non-Human bumbling wizard super villains and their often ridiculous attempts to take over Humanity.
Each story is a narrow focused look at a single event (often a single day or usually just a single sliver of a single hour) in Quaraun's life.
This content warning has been added because for some reason, more than 1,000 readers have contacted me to suggest I add it because they said they would have bought nothing in the series had they known ahead of time this was LITERARY Fantasy and not generic Fantasy.
*shrug*
I don't see the need for this content warning, but, whatever. Here it is.
Character driven fiction is highly uncommon in the fiction world, readers who are used to reading fast paced, plot driven stories WILL find their panties in a twist, if they never encountered slow moving, plotless fiction before.
This is Character driven Slice of Life fiction and does not follow the Western publishing norms of either plots or 3 act structures (beginning/middle/end).
I use the Japanese 4 act structure (aka kishōtenketsu - Introduction/Development/Twist/Conclusion), which does not start at the beginning and is left open ended without clear resolutions.
It's kind of a sometimes Cozy, sometimes semi-Erotic, sometimes borderline spatter punk gorn, usually deranged bickering lover's spat Fae-punk horror series about Quaraun, a fragile, volatile autistic necromancer, and his hypersexual undead pastry chef lover surviving a frozen post-apocalypse. An autistic necromancer battles inner chaos, eldritch threats, and love in this tender, darkly whimsical cozy fantasy on an ice age planet. A genderfluid Moon Elf necromancer and his undead Fae lover navigate grief, magic, and quiet apocalypse in a queer gothic fantasy world ruled by Fae. It's weird. Venomous jellyfish hair. Gingerbread swords. Sweet cuddles jutixpointed against fire, blood, magic, and venom. Undead lobsters. Undead moose. Psychotic evil Elves. Welcome to the gentle madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. A soft-spoken necromancer drifts through frozen forests, haunted kitchens, and forgotten spells in a quiet saga of grief, love, and magic. After the fall of the Human world, a fragile Elven mage clings to love and ritual in a world of snow, silence, undead moose, and pink silk curses. Fae-punk, cozy horror, autistic protagonist, queer necromancer, UnSeelie Court—Quaraun's magical survival story unfolds in icy solitude. Fucked-up sensuality with claws, in a world where roses bite and dust bunnies kill, Quaraun—the broken Elfin necromancer—shelters with his ghostly Fae lover and sentient kitchen. But raw, damaged, obsessed, unstable beings in a hostile world where civilization has been erased, not rebuilding. BoomFuzzy who kills over a miscooked mushroom and Quaraun who rants for 2 pages about the word 'insane' and why he isn't. All are domestic, darkly romantic, usually set in the lighthouse or food truck, from Quaraun’s POV. Quaraun is neurotic, obsessive, and overwhelmed. BoomFuzzy is lewd, sharp, dangerously charming 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆ . 🌸🦄🌸
This page, including all art, photos, and text was written & created by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine. All Rights Reserved.