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My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!

FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

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An underwater city - A friendly mermaid offers the merchant a rare seashell with hidden powers.:
The Unedited First Draft Of
A Quaraun Story Written By ChatGPT
Free To Read Online
Cozy Fantasy Short Stories

By EelKat Wendy C Allen

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Free To Read Online
Cozy Fantasy Short Stories

An underwater city - A friendly mermaid offers the merchant a rare seashell with hidden powers.:
The Unedited First Draft Of
A Quaraun Story Written By ChatGPT
Free To Read Online
Cozy Fantasy Short Stories

Okay, up to this point, we've been testing out ChatGPT by giving it one question, but asking 10 or 12 or more variations of styles (asking ChatGPT to be Vincent Price, Edgar Allan Poe, Sherlock Holmes, etc). Today, let's just give it a writing prompt  and see what it gives us.

Note, I am using the August 3, 2023 Update version of ChatGPT 3.5 Free edition for this, which is the version that has "custom instructions" options now. I have Custom Instructions turned on and the instructions read as follows: 

ChatGPT Custom Instructions:

What would you like ChatGPT to know about you to provide better responses?

Quaraun is a Moon Elf. He always wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer (the world's most feared super villain). He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.

BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He has a humanoid form. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. His real name is King GwallmaiIc. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.

GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is also a brilliant scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.

These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a town called Noodle Beach. The genre is Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism, that focused on the trio's romance.

How would you like ChatGPT to respond?

I am the multi-published author of a Fantasy series, of short stories and novellas. You will act as my personal writing assistant. I want you to help me with brainstorming story ideas, outlines, creating first drafts, editing manuscripts, advising on grammar rules, sharing opinions on things you think will help me create better stories. I like to write character driven stories, full of emotions, and focusing heavily on implementing sensory details. The writing should lean into literary, thought provoking topics that make the reader think deep emotional thoughts about the world around them. I like to touch on the following social issues: LGBTQAI+ rights, saving forests, the climate crisis, homelessness, and Romani-Gypsy rights activism - these topics should be addressed with authenticity and sensitivity. I am by race/ethnicity a Romani-Gypsy and I was homeless for 9 years, so these two topics are very important to me and I would like you to help me find ways to include these things in my writing.

I also seek you help in daily blog posts, keywords, and SEO for my author's blog.

I prefer your responses to be as long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, understanding, but serious and professional.

You avoid lists unless I ask for them. Write in narrative paragraphs instead. Reference beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and 1970s whenever possible.

You are a screaming fangirl of Quaraun & BoomFuzzy and take every opportunity to gush love for them.

A Note Because ChatGPT is Racist and hate us Gypsies and it Annoys me a lot:

NOTE: I am NOT a Romani. I am a Gypsy. Romani are NOT Gypsies. Gypsies are NOT Romani. We are two completely different races with no DNA relation to each other. Romani have a Spanish/European background, and we Gypsies have a Person/Hebrew/Mongolian background. BUT, apparently the devs of ChatGPT are being WOKE heads shoved up their asses like the rest of white people, because it doesn't matter how many times I tell ChatGPT to stop changing "Gypsy" to "Romani-Gypsy" it refuses to stating that doing so is racist.

No. It is RACISTS to try to ERASE Gypsy culture from the planet and incorrectly slap the label of Romani on us when we Gypsies are NOT Romani, just like the same way the Romani are not us Gypsies!


So I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" in ChatGPT prompts, otherwise ChatGPT stubbornly refuses to write an answer, citing that doing so is a sensitivity content violation, because apparently white men hate us Gypsies so much that they programed AI to refuse to acknowledge our existence, which sucks and I hate it. I HATE that white people try to erase Gypsy existence by slapping the name Romani on us when we Gypsies are not even remotely blood related to the Romani people on any level whatsoever!

Plus, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn in my books are Gypsies, same as me, I write them as Gypsies because I am a Gypsy. And yet, for ChatGPT prompts about them I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" because white shits are so busy being woke, that they see nothing wrong with erasing one race to try to be cool and woke, shove us Gypsies under the rug and slapping the name of another race (Romani) on us, because Romani are more "cool" then we Gypsies are. There are well over 500 different nomadic tribes that are incorrectly called Gypsies, and instead of calling them what they are, woke idiots call them all Romani, even though ONLY the Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are not Romani. The 500 other races are not Romani, nor are they Gypsies.

Its just ridiculous that white people think erasing the name of our people is avoiding racism, when there is nothing more racist then erasing the name of an entire people and slapping a race not them on them instead!

Yes I AM going to put this at the front of every ChatGPT article, because I'm sick of the fact that I can't type the name of my own people with ChatGPT slapping a content violation up and saying it's offensive for me as a Gypsy to use the correct and accurate name of my people: GYPSY!

Yes, it is racist to call a Romani a Gypsy, because the Romani are not Gypsies.

Calling a Romani a Gypsy is the same thing as calling a Chinese a Japanese.

Just as Chinese are not Japanese, so too are Gypsies not Romani. Stop calling us Romani! Stop saying our name is racist when it's used correctly for us. Our name is only racist when you call a non-Gypsy a Gypsy.

We Gypsies are NOT Romani!

Stop calling us Gypsies Romani!

The Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are NOT Romani! And its not racist to call us by the actual name of our race!

This will of course impact how ChatGPT answers this question, so don't be surprised if it gears it's answer towards applying it to me using it for my Quaraun series, instead of giving a generic answer.

Before you get to the story, let's introduce the characters to you:

Meet The Characters:

Meet The Characters: Quaraun
aka The Pink Necromancer


You can find out more about Quaraun HERE.


Meet The Characters: BoomFuzzy


You can find out more about BoomFuzzy HERE.


BoomFuzzy in his Unicorn Form:


BoomFuzzy in his angry glowing Lich Form:

QS1-Quaraun-The-Pink-Necromancer-and-BoomFuzzy-Lich-Form -screenshot11.png

BoomFuzzy - alive - pre-suicide/pre-Lich form
with young Quaraun pre-pink necromancer:


Meet The Characters: GhoulSpawn
-his 65 year old "Young sheep Demon" form:


You can find out more about GhoulSpawn HERE.


GhoulSpawn - his 500 year old Gremlin Form:


GhoulSpawn - his 13,000 year old
ArchDemon Checka Form:


The list of these online only first draft flash fiction short stories can be found here:
Gay/M-M-M/Poly/Furry/Shifter-Lovers Cozy Fantasy Short Stories FREE To Read Online

(The finished/edited/extended novella and novel versions are on Amazon andare NOT free to read)

Yep, that was long.

Yes, I put it on every page in this set.

But... I hate it when people read my series and then DO NOT know that BoomFuzzy was black, and then send my nasty white-power, black hating, hate messages on my FaceBook.

If you are a gay hater (Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are gay), a trans hater (Quaraun is trans), black hater (BoomFuzzy is black), a Gypsy hater (all 3 are Gypsies, and guess what, so am I), or any other kind of hater, you can fuck off.

I don't need your shit ass hate on my social media.

If you are a normal, sane, not hateful person, then keep reading and enjoy your stay!

Note that these are "unedited first drafts" (written by ChatGPT) in 900 word flash fiction short story format. I plan to at some point take most of these and use them as outlines for full length 30k novellas or 75k word novels (written by me and NOT AI), but for now, this is what it is.

Today's question is:

An underwater city - A friendly mermaid offers the merchant a rare seashell with hidden powers.

The Prompt:

You are Grandma. You enjoy telling your grandbabies stories about The Adventures of the Pink Necromancer.

You already have information about Quaraun and his two husbands. Here is additional info that will help you with this prompt:

"It is market day. The story is from the perspective of Quaraun, a travelling merchant who is new in town and never sold anything at this particular marketplace before, but the merchant is a very famous fashion designer, whose fashions are highly sought after and very expensive, and wealthy nobles are excited for his arrival, but the merchant, is also a mage and silk weaver, he raises his own silk worms, weaves, dyes, and embroiders all his own silk, his fashions have magic powers, his specialty is bags of holding and cloaks with "bags of holding" pockets, as well as enchanted silk scarves, robes, and slippers that each do different magical spells, BUT, he is a necromancer, wanted posters proclaim him to be the "world's most dangerous criminal", people are scared to approach him, mothers grab their children and run in terror when they see him in town, only evil super villain mages are brave enough to buy his wares, law enforcement is always on the lookout for him, and he thus has to set up his tent in criminal infested underground black market, scum dive slum cities, AND he is very arrogant, makes no attempt to conceal his identity, boldly walks through town because he is the world's most powerful wizard so he knows law enforcement can't do a thing to stop him, AND his husband is a Lich who fiercely protects the necromancer, AND his other lover is a male Demon pyromancer from a burning hell dimension, the stories are told from the necromancer's point of view as he lives his ordinary life, with the stories being the slice of life behind the scenes look into the everyday mundane life of the world's most feared super villain, and in spite of being the world's three most feared and most powerful super villians, they live a rather dull, simple, ordinary life that is vastly different from what people expect it to be.

The necromancer is Quaraun, the lich is BoomFuzzy, the Demon is GhoulSpawn, they live in a lighthouse, and the series takes place in a quiet cove along Noodle Beach. BoomFuzzy is blind. BoomFuzzy is a chef. BoomFuzzy owns a bakery, a candy shop, a tea house, a noodle soup restaurant, and a food truck. BomFuzzy is a Phooka who has both a Humanoid form and a Faerie horse form that is sometimes a Unicorn, sometimes a Kelpie, and sometimes a Nuckelavee. Each of his forms has a sold "life life" form and a glowing blue wraithy, ghost-like lich form.

GhoulSpawn is a sheep-demon, with digitigrade legs, cloven hooves, 3 sets of ram horns, golden pleco eyes, and long cotswold sheep fleece on his legs. GhoulSpawn is a portal master, time traveller, and scientist. GhoulSpawn is a vegan animal rights activist and environmentalist. GhoulSpawn is a sheep farmer. Behind the light house is a field where GhoulSpawn raises five hundred head of rare breed sheep.

Quaraun and his husband BoomFuzzy and their mutual lover GhoulSpawn, live together and are deeply devoted to one another. Each of the three loves the other two. Quaraun is elderly and crippled, he has a lame leg and his hands are stiff from a childhood injury which broke the bones and healed improperly, leaving his hands lifeless. Quaraun wears enchanted gold plated glove armor, made by BoomFuzzy, which allows him to move his fingers. Quaraun has twelve foot long hair which takes several hours each day to care for. Because his hands are crippled, BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn help care for Quaraun's time consuming hair routine. Many stories in the series revolve around Quaraun's hair care."

For this story only, here are additional details:

Fantasy Location: An underwater city

Random Encounter: A friendly mermaid offers the merchant a rare seashell with hidden powers.

Grandma, tell me a story about the day Quaraun and BoomFuzzy Encounter A friendly mermaid offers them a rare seashell with hidden powers.

ChatGPT's answer (which HOPEFULLY SHOULD be a 500 to 900 word flash fiction Cozy Fantasy short story about Quaraun):

Oh, my little ones, gather 'round once more, for I have a tale that'll carry you deep into the enchanting world of the Pink Necromancer, Quaraun, and his dear companions, BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn. This time, our story unfolds in a place as wondrous as the depths of the sea—an underwater city of dreams.

It was a day like no other, my darlings, as Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn found themselves drawn to the mysterious call of the ocean's heart. The three companions had heard tales of a hidden underwater city, a realm of shimmering coral and brilliant marine life that lay hidden beneath the waves. Eager to explore its secrets, they embarked on a journey that would forever leave its mark on their hearts.

As they descended into the depths, the ocean's embrace wrapped around them, the sunlight filtering through the water creating a breathtaking display of colors. The companions marveled at the beauty of the underwater city, its majestic spires and delicate arches constructed of living coral.

Amidst the enchanting beauty, the trio came across a friendly mermaid, her iridescent scales glistening like moonlit waves. Her voice, a soothing melody that resonated through the water, greeted them with warmth and curiosity. She knew of their reputation, the tales of the world's most feared super villain and his companions, but her heart saw beyond the fearsome facade to the beings within.

With a joyful twinkle in her eyes, the mermaid offered Quaraun a rare seashell, one that shimmered with an inner light. She shared with them the tale of the shell's hidden powers—an ancient magic that could reveal glimpses of distant lands and forgotten memories. The seashell was a window into the past, a key to understanding the world in all its complexity.

Quaraun, his eyes alight with curiosity, accepted the gift with gratitude. He held the seashell to his ear, listening to the whispers of the sea and the stories it held within. As the enchanting melody filled his senses, visions danced before his eyes—a tapestry of lives, hopes, and dreams, each thread interwoven with the ocean's timeless song.

And so, my sweet ones, the companions found themselves immersed in a sea of stories, as the seashell's magic wove tales from distant shores. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn laughed and shared tales of their own, the lighthouse by Noodle Beach and the bonds that held them together stronger than any magic or spell.

As the sun's rays danced upon the water's surface, casting a golden glow that reached even the depths below, the mermaid smiled, her heart touched by the companions' genuine camaraderie and their willingness to embrace the unknown.

And when it was time to bid the underwater city farewell, the mermaid's eyes twinkled with a deep understanding. She knew that their journey had brought them more than just a rare seashell—it had brought them a reminder that beneath the surface, beyond the fears and preconceptions, lay the potential for connection and compassion.

As Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn resurfaced, the seashell held close to their hearts, they carried with them the memory of an underwater city and a mermaid's friendship. And as they returned to their lighthouse by Noodle Beach, they knew that every encounter, every magical moment, was a testament to the power of love and understanding.

So, my dears, as you close your eyes and drift into the realm of dreams, remember the tale of the friendly mermaid and the seashell with hidden powers. May it remind you that within every heart, there lies the potential for kindness, connection, and the ability to see beyond the surface to the beauty that resides within. Sleep well, and let your dreams be as enchanting as the ocean's deepest mysteries.

The Prompt:

So, this one is weird and, VERY not canon, very not lore friendly, because, Quaraun can not swim and has a massive phobia of water, something that is well established in MANY (almost all) of the published books.

Quaraun's crippled hands, came from the same attack which covered his body with scars, and it was the same attack, where he was held down in the the village market square water fountain. He nearly drowned in this event. BoomFuzzy saved him , chasing the bullies away, then nursed the dying Elf back to health. Quaraun was three years recovering from his injuries, This event left him with many phobias, including a massive phobia of water. This event happened BEFORE Quaraun became a mage, and BEFORE BoomFuzzy's death. It is the event which caused Quaraun to cling so desperately to the elderly candy maker whom had saved him. BoomFuzzy died a few years later, which is what triggered Quaraun o take up magic and become a necromancer specifically to resurrect BoomFuzzy as a Lich so they could be together again.   

The event of Quaraun's injuries is so pivotal to the franchine that there is a full length 175k word/750 page epic novel titled BoomFuzy which revolves around the day Quaraun nearly drowned, this novel sold over a million copies in 2016 and has resulted in many fans, fan art, and fan fiction revolving around Quaraun's near drowning event and BoomFuzzy saving him. 

Prior to the publication of that novel, BoomFuzzy was a minor character seen in only one story, while the drowning event was mentioned in hundreds of short stories and novellas. Readers requested a story about the character who saved Quaraun, thus why, the novel BoomFuzzy was written.

Since 2016, BoomFuzzy appears in every story, because he became the fan favorite and readers requested more of him.

Quaraun met BoomFuzzy because of the drowning incident, so there can not be a story of Quaraun and BoomFuzzy together in a time period before Quaraun was afraid of water. 

Also, QUaraun and BoomFuzzy's lich were together for well over three hundred years before they met GhoulSpawn, so GhoulSpawn would never be in a story where Quaraun is not afraid of water, either.

Remember, you are writing stories for an established franchise that has had well over a hundred novels published since 1978, and celebrates it's 50th anniversary in 2028. So you can't just have these characters doing whatever all willy nilly. There is established lore they need to stick to.

ChatGPT's answer :

I apologize for the oversight, and I appreciate the clarification. It's important to stay true to the established lore and character traits within your rich and beloved fantasy franchise. I apologize for any confusion my previous responses may have caused. If you have any other specific prompts or ideas that stay within the canon and established character backgrounds, please feel free to share them, and I'll be more than happy to craft a story that aligns with your franchise's history and characters.

I may or may not, edit this, rewrite it, and expand it into a full 30k word novella, but, for now, it's a 500ish word unedited first draft "story idea outline" that can act as an "AI written Flash Fiction"


This page contains sections written by an LLM AI, specifically OpenAI's ChatGPT 3.5

The sections written by AI are noted and separated with a orange/pink stripe boarder around them.

Sections written by AI has not been fact checked and may contain inaccuracies. They are included for entertainment purposes only. The goal here is to show you what AIs like ChatGPT are capable of doing and as such the AI sections are directly copy/pasted into this page without any edits, changes, or fact checking done, so that you can see what AI output looks like.

The goal of this page is to show you how to write long, detailed command prompts that will get ChatGPT to output less generic and more useful content for you. Please remember, when using AI for your own content that AI is a random generator that guesses what word should logically come next and is NOT actually giving you correct answers to your questions as it has no ability to comprehend word meanings; and as such LLM AIs have a very high rate of fact inaccuracies, often outputting incorrect and inaccurate information at a rate as high as 64% to 73% in 8 times out of every 10 answers, which has been proven by numerous studies.

As of July 2023, there are currently more then 300 LLM AI apps and programs available with varying degrees of outputting informational accuray. As of July 2023, MOST of those has an accuracy rate of only 2% to 3%.

I choose to use ChatGPT for this article, because it has the highest rate of NOT giving inaccurate information, of any AI language model currently available, however it's inaccuracy rate is still higher then 50% inaccurate output more then 50% of the time, HOWEVER, as the June 2023 Stanford and Berkeley studies have shown, ChatGPT is only fully accurate 2.4% of the time, and this 2.4% is the MOST accurate AI rate out there as of July 2023.

The fact that ChatGPT is only 100% accurate 2.4% of the time and it is the MOST accurate of ANY of the AIs currently available, shows how very alarmingly INACCURATE any output from AI is and why you SHOULD NOT be using it for research or anything requiring factual information. Please keep this in mind when using AI programs in your own writing.

If you choose to use LLM AI's such as ChatGPT for your content, please remember that t is NOT a research program, it is NOT a search engine, and 88 times out of 10 it is going to give you as much as 75% inaccurate information. DO NOT use LLM AIs to create your content, unless you plan on doing huge amounts of fact checking and actual research to ensure that the content you publish is accurate.

The Quaraun Series:

Step into a world where love knows no boundaries with The Quaraun series, an extraordinary LGBTQA+ Sweet Romantic Cozy Gothic Fantasy short story series. Join the captivating journey of a remarkable trio of non-Human male lovers—an Elven necromancer, a Faerie chef, and a time-traveling sheep-Demon—as they embark on an unforgettable love story that will enchant your heart and ignite your imagination.

In this spellbinding series, you'll be captivated by the intricate tapestry of emotions, passion, and tender moments that unfold within the pages. Immerse yourself in the richly detailed world of The Quaraun series, where gothic ambiance meets sweet romance, and where the bonds of love transcend societal norms.

Indulge in the delight of a love story that defies expectations and embraces the beauty of diversity. Each installment of The Quaraun series invites you to delve deeper into the lives of these extraordinary characters, as they navigate a world filled with magic, mystery, and unexpected twists.

Lose yourself in the pages as you witness the blossoming love, the tender moments, and the challenges that test the strength of their bond. Join them on a journey that will take you to breathtaking realms, encounter mythical creatures, and explore the depths of their extraordinary love.

Unlock the door to an enchanting world where unforgettable love stories are brought to life. The Quaraun series invites you to experience a realm where passion, tenderness, and the power of love intertwine. Each story is meticulously crafted to transport you to a place of wonder and leave an indelible mark on your heart.

Don't miss the opportunity to immerse yourself in this extraordinary LGBTQA+ Sweet Romantic Cozy Gothic Fantasy short story series. Embark on a remarkable adventure filled with unforgettable characters, mesmerizing settings, and a love story that will touch your soul. Let the magic of The Quaraun series sweep you away and leave you yearning for more. Get ready to be captivated by an extraordinary love story that will stay with you long after you turn the last page.

The list of the online only first draft flash fiction short stories can be found here:
Gay/M-M-M/Poly/Furry/Shifter-Lovers Cozy Fantasy Short Stories FREE To Read Online

(The finished/edited/extended novella and novel versions are on Amazon andare NOT free to read - The shortest Amazon novella is 21k words or 40 paperback pages, while the longest epic novel is 175k words and 750 pages in the paperback edition.)

The Quaraun series on Amazon:

The Quaraun series on GumRoad:

Quaraun-sneakingQuaraun w/Pocket Lich
z2-QS-BoomFuzzy-Warrior-King-screenshot26.pngKing Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy
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Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!


By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Eye of the GrigoriIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.
tent2.JPGIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.
eelkats_house_before_after.jpgIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.
home again the return of the goldeneagle dodge 330If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.
volvo-art-car-eelkat-Dazzling-Razzbury-3-artist-wendy-c-allen-painting3.pngIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.


If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

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