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Quaraun The Insane:
Volume 3 
(usually - I keep renumbering these)

An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer


An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer


An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer

 Quaraun did not look up when the entire royal family and all their guards and most of their servants showed up at his shop.

"The Gnome, brought you here? I shouldn't have expected anything less of Mother's most loyal servant."

"Don't you dare talk about your mother in that tone of voice," his father said.

"I wish you'd died instead of her. She didn't treat me like shit, like you do."

"How dare you! You insolent brat!"

The old Elf lunged forward to strike his son, but Quaraun stood up and glared at him, looking every bit like he intended to fight back. His father was so startled to see Quaraun react that he stopped dead in his tracks and didn't get any closer to Quaraun.

"Quaraun," the king got between his brother and nephew. "Come back to the palace. Your soul is damaged. We can find healers to repair it."

"No. I have work to do." Quaraun strolled across the room and began pulling materials off shelves. "I have clients waiting for orders to be filled. These things are not going to get made on their own."

"Quaraun, you are royalty, you should not be working like a commoner."

"I like working like a commoner. I have more in common with commoners then I do any of you."


"I don't want to talk to you. Any of you. I don't want to see you. I wish you would all drop dead."

 There was a dead silence from the Elves. For Quaraun to wish someone dead was a very bad thing.



Quaraun spun around and shoved the king away from him.

Both Elves backed away. Quaraun had never raised his voice to either of them before. He'd never raised his voice to anyone. He'd never laid his hands on anyone before either, let alone the king. Quaraun was a coward. Everyone knew this. It was easy for people to hit him, tease him, bully him, and push him around, because he never stood up for himself. He always cowered on the floor and took what ever beating anyone gave him. He was timid, weak, and scared and no one had ever expected him to defend himself against anyone.

"Quaraun," his father said more calmly them before. "Come back to the palace with us and we'll find a way to help you."

"Help? There is nothing wrong with me that killing the two of you won't cure."

The king and Quaraun's father began arguing, periodically both yelling at Quaraun, but he did not listen to their words. He went back to sewing pink tourmaline beads on the pink silk heart in his hands. Quaraun only stopped what he was doing to listen when he heard one of them mention BoomFuzzy's name. The king was ordering his guards to go to BoomFuzzy's candy shop and bring the offending half-Elf here.

 "He is not there," Quaraun said, as he set the beaded heart on his lap.

"Where is he?" Quaraun's father demand.

"He's gone."

"We will send the guards to find him then."

"You will not find him. You will never find him."

"Where is BoomFuzzy?"

"BoomFuzzy's dead."

"Dead?" the old Elf looked viably shocked and worried. Threats to kill BoomFuzzy had long been the only control he'd had over Quaraun. As much as he threatened to kill the candy maker, he needed the candy maker alive in order to intimidate his son into obedience. BoomFuzzy being dead changed things.

"No! He can't be dead," the king said quietly.”That's very bad. Oh poor Quaraun.”

While his father was upset at the lose of a way to control his son with threats about BoomFuzzy, the king was more upset over the dangers of the broken soul bond. While BoomFuzzy was alive the bond could be repaired, undone and severed slowly without too much damage, but with BoomFuzzy dead, the bond was already broken, Quaraun would likely pine away from grief. Either that or become very bitter and very violently dangerous. He could also see that it was clear Quaraun blamed them for BoomFuzzy's death.

"Quaraun," the king said soothingly. "We did nothing to him. How is it he is dead?"

"BoomFuzzy is dead. The bond is broken. You can both be happy now, but I never will be again."

"Are you certain he is dead?"

 "Oh, yes. He was my bonded mate and you convinced him that I betrayed him. He was overcome with grief and he killed himself. I loved him. The bond has broken and I hate you."

"Do you have any idea what you have done?” Quaraun's father was yelling at him again. “That ritual is forbidden. You've torn your soul in half. You've ripped your mind apart. Without your bonded mate, you'll be driven mad with sorrow and grief. You'll go insane."

"People say I already am insane."

"There are rare instances," the King said. "Where an Elf can heal from a broken bond and rebind with another. It is almost unheard of, but it has been done. You can bond again."

"I will not bond with another. I loved BoomFuzzy. I will never bond with another."

"Quaraun, stop talking nonsense. You're young. You were too young to bond with anyone yet. The bond will not have been that strong, you'll heal and bond again. BoomFuzzy wasn't right for you."

"BoomFuzzy was perfect for me."

"You have a wife now."


"You will have children with her."

"I will never willingly touch her."

The old Elf grabbed his son's arm and shook him.

"You insolent brat..."


"Quaraun, you are returning to the palace, with BoomFuzzy out of the way, you can focus on your wife and children."

"I have no wife or children. I never will."

"You have a wife and you'll have children with her wither you want to or not. We'll see to that."

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"Oh I don't doubt you'll do just that, you already held me down for her to rape me once, HERE'S NO REASON TO THINK YOU WON'T DO IT AGAIN!"

"You belong at the palace with your family."

"You are not my family. My mother was my family. BoomFuzzy was my family. My family is dead. You killed them both. I'll go no where with you."


There was a sadness around him, in his face, in his expression, in his heart. For days Quaraun sat and said nothing.

Did nothing.

Only stared at the wall.

The others worried.

And talked.

And whispered.

But none dare get near him.

They knew what they had done.

This time, they had gone too far.

What started as a prank.

A joke.

A bully.

It cost the old chef his life. He was too old. Too sad. Too weak. Too sick. The sadness had overwhelmed him, that, alone with the pain from his festering wound, so badly infected and not healing at all.

 The timing had been bad, very bad. He simply could not take it any more.

The pain.

The suffering.

He had enduring it for months, saying nothing. But through it all, there had been joy.



The warm embrace and the gentle kiss of a devoted young lover. But the lover had left. He didn't know why. Like so m

any other lovers before, gone, he thought forever.

It was with a heavy heart that the candy chef shut down his shop and retreated into the back room, to sit for many long hours, waiting, hoping, for his lover's return.

But then came the news. That terrible, horrible news. Married to another, and so soon after leaving. His heart couldn't take it, the lose of yet another love. He had thought this one was different, this love was true. It was with a broken heart that he drank the poison, his soul slipping away into oblivion, welcoming the cold embrace of death, to sooth his troubled mind and wipe away at last the pain and sorrow.

Through the blurred eyes of death, he saw a final vision. His lover, come back, returned. With tears in his eyes and anguish in his heart, he embraced his dying love.

The marriage had been a sham, a lie, a prank play on them both by the others. There had never been another and now it was too late.

The old candy maker lay dead in his arms, and no one dared speak. For they knew what they had done.

This prank had gone too far.

Quaraun wandered around the village in a daze.

 Looking at no one.

Talking to no one.

Seeing no one.

The others were grateful that he was an outcast Elf and they were not feeling with him, his sadness through the hive mind bond.

No one dared tease him now.

Children ran from his sight.

No one said anything.

No one dared touch him.

They shivered and waited in terror for him to do something, anything.

The pink robed wizard, was quiet and sullen. More quiet and more sullen then he had ever been before.

For days he sat and said nothing. No one knew what to do. No one had ever seen him like this. Shut down and alone. So very alone. The look in his eyes, there was was nothing there any more...


BoomFuzzy was dead.

Nothing but emptiness, pain, and sorrow remained.

The soul binding ritual was a sacred thing and also a dangerous thing. In times of old all Elves did it with their mates, but that was in the days when Elves ruled the world and were plentiful. Elves were rare now. The Elves were fast in danger of extinction and had become so rare, that Humans no longer identified the separate races of Elves, not even realizing there were separate races.

Elves lived in small close knit communities, with every Elf in the tribe or clan, being psychically connected. Each Elf knowing the joys and sorrows of the other. Each Elf able to comfort in unison any Elf that is hurt or sad. Each Elf able to send happy thoughts to the minds of each Elf in the unit. Elves lived in peace and harmony through their hive mind. The hive mind was why Elves had no need to show emotions. They could feel each others emotions the instant they were felt in one Elf. Elves thrives on this connection they had with one another and without it, an Elf cut off from the link often became deeply depressed from the lose of their connection to their kin. To be cut off from the hive mind and cast out of the connection to his kin, was the worst punishment there was for an Elf. It was an act so server, a punishment so harsh, that it was rarely done. Cutting the psychic binds of the hive mind was a punishment worse then death for an Elf. They were communal creatures in desperate need of each other for survival.

Poor Quaraun, he'd been cut off and cast out of the hive mind.

Excommunicated from his people, unloved, unaccepted, unwanted,

Quaraun had sunk to lonely depths of depression.

While the hive connection to the community was strong, the soul bond connection to a soul mate was stronger. When two Elves fell in love, they preformed a ritual, cutting their souls in two and exchanging them, so that each Elf had with-in them half of the other's soul. The soul binding connection was stronger and deeper then the hive mind, with the couple knowing each other's thoughts as well as emotions.

There were many dangers to the ritual, however. Should one of the pair die, it left the other with it's soul literally torn into two pieces, while half of a dead soul swallowed itself becoming a dark empty nothingness within them. Because the emotions of a broken soul bond are so overpowering, the surviving Elf will also be cut off from the hive mind in the community's attempt to save the community from being sucked into the black void that now exists where half a soul should be. Elves who survive a broken soul bond, rarely recover, often going mad, becoming deranged lunatics, eventually taking their own life just to end their suffering.

An even worse horror came when soul bound Elves, in an attempt to repair their broken souls, used Necromancy to find their dead lovers and ask for the lost half of their soul to be returned. It was only than that a dark horror was discovered. A soul bound Elf could take pieces of their soul and trap them in a bottle, then kill themselves and remain alive through undeath forever. Thus the Lich making ritual was discovered. Elves mad from broken soul bonds, took up Necromancy to ease their suffering, and soon Liches walked the land. Humans, not understanding what a Lich was or how they came to be made, sought to perfect the Lich spell so that any race, not just Elves could cut up their soul and live forever.

While the soul bound Elves sought Lichdom as a relief from their pain and suffering, a way to finally rest in peace, the Humans saw it as a way to achieve eternal life, in turn thinking that with such eternal life, they could amass wealth and power. Thus the Lich making ritual, once a way to allow a suffering Elf to find a peaceful death, became corrupted and twisted by men and turned into a horrific ritual that created the evillest monsters ever dreamed of.

And thus the soul binding ritual came to be forbidden. The madness that came with a broken connection was so great a risk, that the soul binding ritual became outlawed.

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Quaraun was an out cast Elf. His people had cut the psychic connection, leaving the poor frighted Elf empty and alone. In his desperation to feel a connection to anything, the young Moon Elf had bound his soul to BoomFuzzy's. For 30 years every pain, angry, joy, happiness, sorrow, and suffering that BoomFuzzy had felt, Quaraun had felt with him. When the Moon Elves kidnapped Quaraun, locked him in a tower and then sent news that he had married, he had felt every pain, sorrow, hate, and betrayal that BoomFuzzy had felt, in the weeks following the fake wedding. Quaraun had been very young and did not know the soul binding ritual well enough to do it properly. While he felt everything BoomFuzzy felt, the connection was not fully two way and BoomFuzzy did not feel enough of what Quaraun felt, to know the wedding had been a hoax and the poor Elf was trapped and desperately wanting to get back to his lover.

BoomFuzzy sunk into dangerous fits of depression, and Quaraun had been helpless to tell his lover the truth. For weeks BoomFuzzy gathered up the things he needed to cast a spell. Quaraun suffered through every sorrow BoomFuzzy did, but for Quaraun, the true nightmare began when BoomFuzzy drank the poisonous potion of the Lich making spell he had cast. Quaraun had felt every agony as the acidic poison burned through BoomFuzzy's body melted his organs, dissolving his insides, in a slow and painful death that had lasted three days. Everything BoomFuzzy had felt while he died, Quaraun had felt, just as though it was happening to him, and the memory of BoomFuzzy's suffering lingered on in his mind every day.

His dear friend BeaLuna, lay her hand on his shoulder, a feel attempt to comfort him, but this only incited his fury.

"Don't touch me!" He screamed as he jumped up and ran from the room.

It was the first time he had moved in days.

BeaLuna went to follow him, but his uncle stopped her.

 "Leave him. He needs to be alone. Let him grieve. We've done a terrible thing. He may never recover."

"I didn't do it."

"I know."

Days turned into weeks.

Weeks turned into months.

Months turned into years.

Years turned into decades.

Quaraun drifted through the Moon Elf village now like a shadow in a dream.

He spoke to no one.

No one dared speak to him.

The Elf that had long been chided for being too happy, too emotional, too bubbling with laughter and joy, now had fewer emotions then any of them.

He drifted along as one dead.

There was nothing in his eyes.

No sadness, no sorrow.

Absolutly nothing.

They had thought him a broken Elf before, but now they knew for certain that he was and it terrified them, for they all knew the rumours of an Elf gone mad from a broken soul bond, and they all waited in horror for the day he would finally snap out of the dead shock his drifted through now.

Meanwhile the town grew more pink every day.

Quaraun's strange obsession with pink was growing.


Quaraun had made a new wand.

A strange wand.

A wand with powers no Elf had ever seen before.

Rumours of what the wand was for, galloped through the town.

As Quaraun slowly drifted through the town, he walked pass houses touching them with his wand, and instantly window boxes heavy laden with pink geraniums filled every window.

No one dared take the flowers down, they feared what the mad Elf would do if they did.

Rumours spread through the town about the few Elves who did take the flowers down.

The Elves had vanished, eaten by the undead pink flowers, so the rumours said.

Pink creeping phlox crept over the sidewalks behind Quaraun as he walked.

Their vines and tendrils lashing out at other Elves tripping them and pulling them down, the hungry pink flowers devouring them.

The fields around the village were suddenly filled with pink snap dragons, but instead of flowers actual tiny pink dragons grew from the steams.

The Elves now found themselves trapped in their village, unable to escape, eaten by hoards of tiny pink snapping dragons dare they set for out of their town.

Quaraun's wand was filling the village with beautiful pink flowers.

Beautiful pink flowers that eat any Elf that got near them.

Quaraun's pink dresses were pinker then ever.

The thing which the Elves feared most of all was the tiny beaded heart, which now hung from Quaraun's belt.

It was a small bag of pink Thullid silk, covered in pink beads.

The bag was only big enough to hold 10 coins and yet they had all seen Quaraun put all of his books in it.

They frequently saw him pull Gibedon's head out of it.

And he now carried in it, in addition to his wardrobe, everything else he owned, a pink pavilion tent, that, on the outside appeared only 6 feet around, but inside was as big as a palace.

Where BoomFuzzy's candy shop had once been, there now stood a field of tiny pink snapping dragons, a pavilion tent of pink on pink stripes, and a gold plated throne with pink velvet cushions, on which sat an Elf with knee length white hair, wearing pink silk sari and kimono over pink silk dresses.

Day after day.

Week after week.

Month after month.

Year after year.

Decade after decade.

The pink Necromancer sat in the field watching the village, through rain and snow and sun and moonlight.

What he did in his tent, no one knew, for no one dared set foot in the field of pink snap dragons.

Quaraun had gone insane, of this they were certain.

The rest of this novel can be read here.

Volume 3: BoomFuzzy

Three Hundred years before Quaraun meet Unicorn in The Night of The Screaming Unicorn, he meet another Phooka, the same Phooka in another form, when an Elf eating candy-maker arrives in the Moon Elf Village and puts every one under a spell so that no one notices as villagers are one by one disappearing.

Young wizard Quaraun sees through the illusion, but instead of stopping it, helps the monster pick who to kill, and builds 13 phylacteries for the most infamous Lich making spell any wizard ever cast: the one that created the Thirteen Lich Lords, in the process falling in love with the leader of the Lich Lords, The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley himself.

Life is going good for the young wizard, until his best friend BeaLuna the Gnome alerts his father that there's more going on in the gingerbread house the making candy, and a mob of Moon Elves sets out to kill Quaraun in a public execution.

Enranged by the near murder of his lover, the illusions melt away revealing the Lich Lord and his innocent looking gingerbread house for the monsters they really are.

With the Twighlight Manor now threatening to eat every Elf in the village, the Moon Elves plot to destroy the suicidal Elf Eater and his sentient house, not realizing that worse things walked among then then Phooka's and Liches: a Thullid has taken up residence in the Pink Necromancer's head, remaining peacefully dormant until BoomFuzzy's death unleash's it's fury on them all.


Another of the stories banned by in 2012, this one contains three controversial scenes:

The torture scene when Quaraun receives his sex altering injury.

The graphically detailed suicide of BoomFuzzy 

The bloody murder of Quaraun's four children.

By far the bloodiest story of the series, this novel contains disturbing details of death, abuse, torture, suicide, and murder and is considered to be Gorn.

As you follow the series along, you find that Unicorn's obsession with Quaraun reaches a point where Quaraun gives up and simply allows himself to be sexually abused, daily, for years on end, by the Unicorn, because he's realized he can't get away from the extremely obsessive creature that follows him every where he goes.

One of the most disturbing scenes of the entire series is in volume 3, BoomFuzzy, when it is revealed, just how long the Unicorn's obsession has been going on. While most of the series takes place when Quaraun is an adult and is actually quite old, the novel, BoomFuzzy, is a flashback, that takes place when Quaraun was a child. 

As a young boy, about 9 years old, Quaraun finds an injured pony, badly abused, shackled in chains, and locked in a cage. Not realizing the little innocent looking Shetland Pony, is actually a Phooka (a type of evil Faerie Horse), he sets it free. Phookas a viscous black unicorns, fire breathing monsters who skewer people on their horns, and take delight in crushing people to death under their hooves. There is no such thing as a good Phooka, and they are killed on sight whenever they are found. That the boy let him go free, puzzled the demonic beast.

The boy went back to his life. The Phooka followed him. From that point on, Quaraun could not escape the black Unicorn that followed his every move.

When Quaraun was age of 15, the Black Unicorn took on a humanoid form, that of a candy maker named BoomFuzzy, and set up shop in Quaraun's village. Luring children to his gingerbread house, the beast set out to killing and eating every one who got near his candy shop... except for Quaraun.

Quaraun was small, sick, and liked wearing dresses, resulting in his being bullied by the other boys in the village. When one day the bullying got out of hand and Quaraun was nearly killed, the Unicorn swept in and slaughtered the bullies, saving Quaraun's life, then taking the injurged boy back to the gingerbread house.

From there the BoomFuzzy story took a darker turn, as the young boy now finds himself, both well care for by a loving protector, and sexually abused by an obsessed stalker. The duel nature of BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, both comforts and terrifies Quaraun, as he finds himself safe and protected, while simultaneously abused and kept under strict control.

The rest of the BoomFuzzy novel becomes a self battle, with Quaraun, both loving and hating the Unicorn that both protects and hurts him.

At it's core, BoomFuzzy is a novel that takes a dark look into the effects of child abuse, sex slavery, and the confusion caused by being a child who is both loved and victimized by a psychopathic adult.

Quaraun remains with BoomFuzzy for 30 years, with their relationship rocky, as Quaraun finds himself wanting freedom to choose to love someone of his own choosing, and at the same time his not wanting to hurt the beast that truly does love him, but is incapable of showing that love in none abusive ways.

After 30 years, Quaraun leaves. He finally escapes the monster that held him captive and sexually abused him for 30 years. A few weeks later Quaraun marries his first wife. And the next day, BoomFuzzy kills himself.

Quaraun finds the body of the dead Unicorn 3 days later and is devastated, realizing that had he not married, BoomFuzzy would not have commit suicide.

The theme of Stockholm Syndrome pushes front and center into the series from that point on, with Quaraun torn between the guilt of having caused BoomFuzzy's death, and the wife he can not look at because without her, BoomFuzzy would still be alive.

The wife, seeing that her husband cares more for his childhood captive than he had let on, takes to bullying Quaraun, belittling BoomFuzzy's memory at every turn. Quaraun grows to hate his wife. The more his wife, puts down BoomFuzzy's memory, the more defensive Quaraun becomes in protecting BoomFuzzy's honor and denying that BoomFuzzy had spent years sexually abusing him.

As the years go on, Quaraun starts to forget he was BoomFuzzy's victim, he forgets that BoomFuzzy was a child rapist, he forgets that he had spent those years wanting freedom from his captive. His memories become warped and he starts to think of BoomFuzzy as a past lover. On the anniversary of BoomFuzzy's death, Quaraun's wife writes a nursery-rhyme song, belittling BoomFuzzy, and teaches it too their 4 children. Unable to take the constant belittling from his wife anymore, in a fit of rage, Quaraun lashes out at her and murders both his wife and their 4 children. 

Horrified by what he's done, Quaraun flees into the mountains, not to be seen again for decades. When he does return to civilization, he's completly lost touch with reality, thus people begin to call him "Quaraun the Insane". When questioned as to why he killed his family, the only answer he gives anyone is: "I loved my children, but I loved BoomFuzzy more."

When the law tries to arrest him, he tries to escape and accidentally kills them too. Terrified, he flees again, now wanted for for multiple murders. Scared of his own temper, now afraid to be near anyone for fear he'll kill them, Quaraun becomes a wandering hermit, living on the run, never staying in any one place more then a day or two.

Several times his timing is bad and he arrives in towns, just as someone has been killed. Knowing he killed his family and the men who tried to arrest him, villagers are quick to blame him for any and every death, and soon reports calling him a serial killer are being spread across the entire country.

Chapter 1: King Gwallmaiic & The Sacred Pink JellyFish

The Gingerbread House From Hell (Part of Chapter 2)

Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole

The Hanging Tree

The Dying Elf, Gibedon's Head, and King Gwallmaiic's Elf Eating Mansion

BoomFuzzy's Death

An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer

"I loved my children, but I loved BoomFuzzy more..."

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I am wondering why has Amazon moved the Quaraun books to the category "Transgender Romance" and also "Gay Erotica"? The base story is a deeply depressed, suicidal, drug addict Elf who's lover commit suicide and he's trying not to do the same. It's an old Elf in a tavern, monologuing a lot of flashbacks and back story scenes of his youth. These stories are dark, bloody, angsty, full of drug use, murder, rape, Medieval torture, mental/physical/emotional abuse, and references to depression and suicide - no romance in it, unless you count the occasional (and usually brutally violent) rape scenes that show up in nearly every volume - sorry - no clue what Amazon is thinking or why they moved these to Romance and Erotica, but these books are NOT even close to being Romance or Erotica on any level at all. When I published these books I put them in "Dark Fantasy" and "Yaoi". If they show up in any category other then "Dark Fantasy" and "Yaoi", it's because Amazon put them there without my authorization or approval.


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The 4 door white truck continues to sit at the end of my drive way (146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine) near every night around sunset, reeving it's engine and squealing it's tires, with the driver yelling anti-gay threats and obscenities out the window. He continues to do the same thing at my dad's apartment building (Biddeford Maine) a few times a week, usually in mid to late afternoon time. He continues to follow me to shopping to various stores in various towns throughout the states.

Phrases he yells from the truck include:

"Kill or be killed remember Saco Shaws all transsexuals are alike"

"I keep a gun under the seat of my truck, I'm gonna use it to shoot you in the head, you transvestite freak"

if cars are going by he yells to them: "that thing is Ken's son, look at how's it's dressed; it's insane, it has autism, we can't allow that thing and it's gay cars in our family friend town of Old Orchard Beach"

He often babbles deranged ramblings about something he calls "the gay-pocalypse", raving lunacy about how "all the gays are gathering" on his doorstep. He raves some crazy nonsense about how Armageddon is coming and the war to end all wars will be "the gays against the Christians" and Christians have to be ready to "kill the gays"

My car is the Autism Awareness Car and had 2.5million marbles glued to it (I have Autism - savant - Kanner's syndrome) he claims tat my car "is gay" because of what it looks like. My car has been vandalized several dozen times, including to have the tires slashed 7 times in 6 months.

After dark often around 10PM, he stands at the end of the logging road across the street from me and shoots at my motohome (in February 2014 he shot holes in my neighbour's barn while doing this). I have video footage of 3 of his shootings at me here: and here:

This has gone on since August 2013 now, in addition to all the vandalism, hate crimes, pet beheadings, etc that has happened, including the bomb that blew up our house in 2006.

As you know, that whole time I had not been able to get a plate number on the truck. He as just here again, and I just realized why I could not get a plate number... there are no plates on the truck, either on the front or on the back. However, as he was driving away today... I noticed, there is a plate, stuck up in the back window of the truck, where it can barely be seen, deliberately obscured from view behind a silver tool box.

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  6. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  7. Writing Mute Characters
  8. Flamboyant Nipples: The KKK's New Gay Hating Site About Old Orchard Beach | The Site That Makes Fun of Terrorist Hate Crimes
  9. Writing Dares Random Generator
  10. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
  11. The Saco River Curse
  12. Our Primary Site Topic Is Small Penis? Reaching #1 on Page 1 of Google.
  13. Help FBI End Anti-Gay White Power Terrorist Attacks of Old Orchard Beach
  14. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is Quaraun?
  15. Introduction To The Quaraun Series: aka Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach
  16. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
  17. Autism, Asperger, PTSD, & Mad Cow: Writing Clinical Insanity Accurately | What is wrong with Quaraun? 
  18. Quaraun Free To Read Online Complete Chapter Index In Chronological Order
  19. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
  20. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
  21. Why Crude Adult Comedy and Pink Humor Yaoi Is Not Erotica
  22. The FBI In Old Orchard Beach, Maine Trying To Capture A Domestic Terrorist
  23. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
  24. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 1 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  25. Autism, Asperger's, And The Danger of The Self-Diagnosis
  26. Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe | Author Interview
  27. What Type of Music Does A Gypsy Listen To? My Top 10 Favorite Bands
  28. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
  29. How long does it take to hit 1667 words?
  30. How to Write A Kiss
  31. Phookas
  32. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is GhoulSpawn?
  33. Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series
  34. Daily Writing Prompts (June 2017 Archive)
  35. My 30th Anniversary of Being Transgender
  36. Why Are The Quaraun Books Rated M18+
  37. How to Write Hot Sex - Tips For Erotic Romance Authors
  38. The Zaharam-Chapelle-Parunas Ethnographical World Building Questionnaire
  39. The Jiggler & The G-String Teddy Bears | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
  40. What exactly makes an Elf an Elf? (What is the definition of an Elf?)
  41. Online Income: The Reality vs The Fantasy
  42. World's Most Haunted Car Merchandise
  43. I Am Not GhoulSpawn | Excerpt From Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  44. Old Orchard Beach Hate Crimes
  45. BoomFuzzy Chapter 1 (Novel Excerpt - Quaraun The Insane)
  46. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica? or Why are gay haters beating up elderly woman for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness and saying she's a transexual because only transexuals wear pink?
  47. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
  48. Autism and the Stigmas - Why Can’t You Accept Me As Me?
  49. Maine UFO Sightings
  50. Page 11 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - The Scottish Traveller Crime Family
  51. Psychedelics In A 'High' High Fantasy World (High Elves Getting High)
  52. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
  53. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  54. Captured By The Lich Lord | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  55. How To Build A Magic System
  56. I've everything but a kitchen sink. Wait, how'd that sink get in my pocket?
  57. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies & The Ku Klux Klan of Old Orchard Beach
  58. Autistic Characters In Fiction
  59. City of The Slushies | Chapter 7 | Quaraun The Insane
  60. Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
  61. Suicide, Rape, and Abuse In The Quaraun Series
  62. Wizards vs Witches vs Sorcerers: How are they different? | Writing Fantasy Books
  63. FRED: Google's Most Deadly Update Ever?
  64. How To Write A Novel: Question Everything Before Putting It In Your World
  65. Content writing: How long do you spend creating a quality blog post?
  66. SBI: To Review or Not to Review? That Is The Question
  67. Twerking Dragons: The Joys Of Writing A Novel With A Voice Recorder
  68. A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest | Summoner of Darkness
  69. Transgender, Transsexual, Transvestite, or Intersex: What Is Quaraun?
  70. Sheep | GhoulSpawn The Crazed & The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  71. Colour Magic - Gypsy Style
  72. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
  73. Keywords & Pigeons: How I Do Local Business Marketing
  74. Quaraun & Autism In Fantasy Novels
  75. The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
  76. Tom Addams & The Warrior's Forum
  77. A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond | Summoner of Darkness
  78. An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  79. Markiplier Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie Play Resident Evil 7
  80. Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole (Includes NSFW 18+ CBT Yaoi scene)
  81. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
  82. Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
  83. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Going North To Head South
  84. An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer
  85. Aspergers is NOT Autism
  86. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  87. Summoner of Darkness: GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
  88. The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin
  89. The Lich's True Form Revealed | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  90. Using work you already started for national novel writing month?
  91. World-building In The Quaraun Series: Creating a Fantasy World
  92. Books in Vacationland 2017
  93. BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell
  94. Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
  95. Santa's Floating Dead Body | A Scene From The Summoner of Darkness
  96. The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death
  97. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 2 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  98. What vlogging equipment is needed to get started as a YouTube vlogger?
  99. April 2015 Update: Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach: The Kidnapped Cats
  100. Betta Fish Aesthetic on Pinterest
  101. Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
  102. Life As A YouTuber: How To Earn An Income From Making Videos
  103. Making YouTube Videos: How did you decide what content to make?
  104. Page 4 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  105. Twighilight Not Twilight
  106. YouTube Index
  107. Amphibious Aliens: My health since the stroke and Etiole . . .
  108. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
  109. Average Typing Speed
  110. Custom Leggings - Designs By EelKat
  111. Ernest Hemingway Style of Writing Literary Fiction Used In Epic Fantasy Novels
  112. Google Flagged Your Site! What To Do? (Help For Web Masters)
  113. How valuable is a writer’s group?
  114. Lives Destroyed: Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update
  115. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Santa's Letter To Satan
  116. Summoner of Darkness: Quaraun Meets The Gremlin
  117. The Terrorists of Old Orchard Beach Put My Dad In a Coma
  118. Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
  119. What Is This Site?
  120. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
  121. City of The Slushies | Chapter 1 | Quaraun The Insane
  122. Creative Writing Story Prompts: September 2017 Edition
  123. Dungeons and Dragons: The Joys Of Calculating Gold Weight In AD&D 2ed
  124. Fabric Designed By EelKat
  125. My Fave YouTubers Play: Dream Daddy - The Yaoi Dad Dating Sim Otome Game
  126. Necromancy: How will resurrection affect society as a whole?
  127. Page 7 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  128. Pink Flowers Aesthetic on Pinterest
  129. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 12 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  130. What will a traveler encounter on the roads in your world?
  131. Are you insane? Am I? Let's Find Out...
  132. Becoming A Better Writer: How to write interesting dialogue.
  133. Character Creation
  134. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
  135. Elves, Drugs, and Opium: A Look At The Drug Use In The Quaraun Books
  136. How To Stay Motivated To Write | Writing Fantasy Books
  137. Jewelry Fashions in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  138. Keyword Marketing - What to do when your best keywords are low demand
  139. Magic Systems and How to Build Them | Writing Fantasy Books
  140. NaNoWriMo Overachievers: How did you do it?
  141. Quaraun Cover Art Gallery | Fantasy Novel Book Cover Art
  142. Quaraun The Insane : Zebulon's Captive: The Last of The Moon Elves
  143. SEO Advantages of Embedding YouTube Videos On Your Website
  144. Summoner of Darkness: A Tavern Scene - Chastity Cages, and Whores
  145. Summoner of Darkness: The Return of ZooLock (free to read online)
  146. Twighlight Not Twilight Part 2
  147. Vanishing Books Update - Why 27 of my books were deleted off Amazon
  148. What is a God in Your Universe? | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  149. Writing Maine: How To Write About Maine Life Accurately
  150. What the Ocean Gives Me (How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing)
  151. City of The Slushies | Chapter 14 | Quaraun The Insane
  152. February 10, 2008 - Harassment Continues in Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  153. How does a bestselling book become a bestseller?
  154. Marriage in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  155. People are not interested in long winded copy
  156. September 26, 2017 - The Latest Attack By The KKK on The Thinner Gypsies
  157. Spending Money To Make Money Online? Should You Do It?
  158. Summoner of Darkness: The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness
  159. Summoner of Darkness: The Map of The Town (novel free to read online)
  160. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt GOTY | Completionist Run: Episode 01
  161. Trespassers: April 2007 Updates
  162. Turning Scenes, Into Stories & Writing Travelogue Style Fantasy Books
  163. Where To Get Endless Ideas For Short Stories, Novels, and Articles
  164. Writing Controversial Books: Political Correctness & White Supremacists
  165. Are Bad Reviews Good For You?
  166. Branding Yourself While Avoiding The Scams | EelKat On Content Writing
  167. Child Sacrifice in Fantasy Novels | Writing Fantasy Books
  168. How to Handle Writing Fantasy-Horror That Features Violence Against Children
  169. How would you explain your Fantasy world to a stranger?
  170. Page 6 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  171. Summoner of Darkness: HellBorne The Evil, Lord of Black Tower
  172. The return of Friends Are Forever - Banned and Burned it's about to be reborn!
  173. Why do Lovecraftian beings come to earth?
  174. Writing Prompts Syndrome?
  175. Autism = The Crazy Cat Woman of Maine
  176. Autism: Understanding what is really going on inside the child’s head.
  177. But what exactly IS a full time income?
  178. Content Marketing & writing: How I write content for my website
  179. Do you write a novel start-to-finish?
  180. GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: How To Kill a Lich
  181. How is it that the church leaders are claiming you do not pay tithes?
  182. How To Write A Novel: In what order do you create your world?
  183. I loved my children but I loved BoomFuzzy more | From Quaraun The Insane
  184. My Two Favorite People: FarDarrig and The Baby That Never Should Have Been
  185. Need help writing characters of color | EelKat on racist white readers
  186. Quaraun and the Amazon Adult Filter
  187. Quaraun GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: The Lover's Triangle
  188. Summoner of Darkness: Where Are You Hiding That Horse?
  189. Tired of people who don’t care. :( Tired of the harassment. :(
  190. What would happen if an Elf adopted a Human baby? | Writing Fantasy Books
  191. Page 10 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  192. Page 3 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  193. Page 8 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  194. SCRIPT FRENZY 2010: I WON! & Psycho Stalker Attacks
  195. Wristlets, Wrist Bags, Mini Clutch, Cosmetic Bags, and Designer Mini Purses
  196. Writing Your Novel: Do you save chapters as individual files?
  197. Are old AD&D adventures still any use to current players?
  198. Autistics Have Feelings Too & Diverse Books Rant
  199. Be True To You: YouTube Gamers: "Faking" a personality until you make it?
  200. City of The Slushies | Chapter 10 | Quaraun The Insane
  201. HEA in Erotica (Should You Write Happily Ever Afters?)
  202. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies

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