Counting Down to the 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)
 Transman Quaraun (The Pink Necromancer) and his husband King Gwallmaic (aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn) King of The UnSeelie Court. Main characters of The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer series.
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Happy 2026!
It is our 30th anniversary here at Space Dock 13!
On the web since 1996!
You have encountered an extremely old website that continues to exist in old web ways, the same way it has done for now three decades.
In spite of being now 30 years old this year, started in 1996, it is still heavily active and old pages updated daily, new pages added daily, still now in 2026. All hand written, all hand coded (no AI), all by me, same as it ever was.
We Still Exist: The Old Web Did Not Go Away, You Just Forgot How To Find Us
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This site was NOT designed for mobile devices (as they had not been invented yet when I created it) thus this site looks best on a computer, at 1280x768 or above. |
This is a very old website created in 1996, so, yes, javascript is needed for the site to work as it should. If things don't function, you may need to update javascript drivers on your device |
This site tries to be mobile friendly but it's been online since 1996, so old pages may not load right on mobile devices, and as this site has had pages added near daily for 30 years there are now over 20k pages here. |
Having started out in life as a GeoCities site, this site contains glitter, bright colours, blinkies, moving gifs, and other things the old web was known for. |
RE: Do you need some form of product or service to sell to gain revenue from blogging, or are CPM ads enough?
Do you need some form of product or service to sell to gain revenue from blogging, or are CPM ads enough? from Blogging
- Do you need some form of product or service to sell to gain revenue from blogging, or are CPM ads enough?
Pre-Panda, you could make huge amounts of money, from just Adsense ads slapped up on your site. But since 2012 (Post-Panda), income from ads alone is close to impossible for MOST blogs and sites, with only the super big, very old ones (think the ones 10 to 20 years old) being the only ones today still living off ad views/clicks aone.
The bulk of my income is of course sales of my books and art. I'm an author of Epic Fantasy (main character is an Elf wizard with his unicorn; 130+ novels and 2,000+ short stories in the series which first started in 1978 - next year will be it's 40th anniversary), am an artist (watercolour, acrylics), art car builder, costume designer, CosPlayer, YouTuber (vlogger and gamer) and doll maker.
Income from my blog is as follows (in order from top/most to bottom/least income):
- my art on Zazzle products
- AdSense from my YouTube vlog videos embedded on my site
- my books for sale (both paperbacks and ebooks)(Novels, non-fiction books, and short stories)
- my crafts/dolls/etc for sale on eTsy (often made with my Spoonflower fabrics)
- designing fabric for Spoonflower
- my art on CafePress products
- Share-a-Sale Affiliate Program
- LinkShare Affiliate Program
- Commision Junction Affiliate Program
- AdSense ads on my site
- Amazon affiliates
Having a product, especially a none-affiliate, original unique to you product that you created yourself, is definatly the way to go.
- What type of articles/content should be made to be successful at affiliate marketing? Does it have to be product reviews?
No. I don't do product reviews. I've done a few over the years (maybe 10 at most since 1997) but review writing just wasn't my thing.
My advice is to find something you are passionate about in your everyday life: Fishing? Doll making? Collecting coins? Playing Magic the Gathering or Dungeons and Dragons? Cooking? Auto detailing? Painting watercolor? Road trips in an RV? Listening to music?
Answer this question:
What do you do for fun?
What are you happiest doing?
If you had endless cash and was free to do anything, what would you do?"
It doesn't matter what you do in your spare time, whatever it is, THAT is the topic you should write about on your site/blog.
I have a friend who's income is 100% from Amazon Affiliates. Do you know what he does? He enjoys restoring antique camper trailers. So he writes a blog about restoring antique camper trailers.
The blog post that brings in the bulk of his income, is a how-to article, on how to coat your RV's roof with rubberized coating. The article has lots of photos (taken by his wife) of him repairing the RV roof.
At the bottom of the page, he links to the products he used: the liquid rubber, the roller brush, the seam sealing tape, etc. via Amazon.
The liquid rubber he uses is $300 a gallon and it takes about 5 to 10 gallons per roof. He earned 20% from Amazon on those sales, meaning he makes at minimum $300 and up to $600 or more every time someone buys that liquid rubber (300x5=$1,500x20%=$300)
I know another guy who is a plumber and writes a how-to blog for unclogging toilets. He monetizes with links to plungers and drain cleaners.
Me?
I'm an author. I write articles on the following topics:
- how to write Dark Fantasy
- how to write Yaoi
- how to write Bizarro
- how to create characters for your novels
- world building for authors
- creating magic systems
- writing Elves and wizards
- how to publish your novel
- how to win NaNoWriMo from an 11 time winner
- SEO for authors
- web building for authors
- successful blogging tips for authors
- Cosplaying your own characters at conventions
- the history of my town (Old Orchard Beach, Maine)
- the history of my family, The Scottish Gypsies (owners of the World's Most Haunted Car and featured in multiple Stephen King movies including Christine and The Thinner which was filmed on my farm)
And so, at the bottom of each page, you find links to my own novels on Amazon, in addition to various how to write books by other authors.
The point is, it doesn't matter what the topic is, as long as it is something that YOU enjoy doing and can share your knowledge of with others. And no matter what it is, you can always find affiliate programs to match it.
So don't go looking for a "top" affiliate and try to write for them... no!
Instead, look deep inside yourself, to find out what things you do every day, that you love doing, and write about those things, then seek out the affiliates that match it.
Yes I can.
- Here is step by step what I do and how I do it, so that you can do it too
- and even more details on what I do and why it works
- and a detailed look at where and how and what type of affiliate links I use on my site and why my site didn't take a hit when Google released FRED
- and how to earn an income with AdSense ads even if you have almost no traffic, by targeting very high paying keywords
- and anylyzing the keywords I use on my site
- and the differance between original and unoriginal content
If you pay attention to each of those articles, you notice affiliate banner image links in various places on the page, some in the sidebar and others in the body of the text
Hope that helps. Good luck!
Here are some additional articles I thought you might find helpful:
NOTE: The links in this blue box, go to other authors' websites. Clicking the below links will take you away from EelKat.com and direct you to outside websites.
- The 100 day book – 10 lessons from this amazing challenge
- What Does It Mean To “Raise the Stakes
- How Can We Make Time Pass in Our Stories?
- Character Building: Using Quirks to Reveal Personality
- Flaws, Emotional Trauma & the Character’s Wound
- Collecting a Stash of Characters
- How Exposition Kills Scene Emotion
- Writer or Psychopath? Top Reasons Authors are Commonly Mistaken for Serial Killers
- Backlist Then and Now
- Writing is Hard
This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
All Rights Reserved.
While there are around 20k pages on this website, most of them are blocked from search engines, with only around 800 of them available for appearing in Google/Bing/etc search results. The remainder can only be accessed via the various links found throughout this site. This was done deliberately on my part, and I did it because the bulk of the pages on this website are chapters from 138 novels and 423 novellas, so only the first page of each novel and novella indexed by search engines, and the remainder are linked in order, one page at a time, via clicking "next page" at the end of each. So if you are looking for a specific page from a specific novel, Google can't help you.
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Find Me on Social Media:
- Amazon: Author Central
- Amazon: Quaraun Series Index
- Blogger
- CafePress
- DeviantArt
- FaceBook (Profile)
- FictionPress
- Gravatar
- GumRoad
- Lemon8
- Medium
- Notd
- OnlyFans
- PayPal
- Reddit 1 (Primary)
- Reddit 2 (Alt; Archived)
- SpoonFlower
- TikTok
- Tumblr
- Twitch
- Twitter (X)
- Vocal
- WordPress
- YouTube
- YouTube Shorts
- Zazzle: My Art
- Zazzle: Quaraun Merch
Any websites and accounts you find online that are NOT on this list are NOT Wendy Christine Allen
If you encounter a page which asks for a password, no, you can not request access. There are over 2k pages of this website set to password access, due to the ongoing FBI investigation into my son's murder. If you are a police officer authorized access these pages but do not have the passwords, let me know, I will deliver the passwords to the specific pages you are allowed to access, to you via the Portland FBI office and you can pick them up from the FBI agent in charge of the murder investigation.
Pages where you can find out more information on that:
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Looking for my annual NaNoWriMo Prompts and Dares? I've been publishing these every year since 2004!
 The Park Bench Method of Writing The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane: Paperpacks & Hardcover Editions on Amazon:
Not sure what the series is about? Check out and Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post and Worldbuilding MoonQuakes and Disabled Characters for Fantasy Writers and How well do I know Quaraun? - Let's find out! to find out more about the plot and lore of the series. Not sure which story to start with? These here are good places to start, to get a good introduction to the three main characters:
Or if after reading those, you still are looking for more free to read stories, there are over three thousand of them on this site, too many to list here, but here a few dozen to get you started... ...you can just jump in and try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books:
Hmmm... soooo... I was making the above list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here, and adding it into the footer of my site, here as you can see, which loads on every page, and then I realized... wait... there are over two thousand Pink Necromancer stories up free to read on my website, I can't put two thousand links on every single page! Whoops! LOL! So, now I'm putting list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here on this page instead and just link that page to the footer instead. But also I'll just leave some of the links in the footer, as you can see above.
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This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
All Rights Reserved.
The Space Dock 13 WebRing
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Yes, this website (founded in 1996) is old enough to have WebRings on it, and they are still in use.
Don't know what a WebRing is?
They were how we webmasters used to get traffic to our websites before the invention of search engines (aka before Jeeves, DogPile, Yahoo. Google, Bing, or the rest existed). In their simplest form a WebRing is an html code that rotates link displays. In their more advanced form they are java scripts that give random results. Each ring had three active links titled "Previous", "Random", and "Next", clicking any of the 3 links would take you to the next website in the ring.
Web Rings are the REASON the internet was called "the world wide web". To use them, each webmaster submitted their site to the ring, a single code held 100 websites, and codes could be stacked to hold 100 code sets (or 10,000 links to 10,000 websites), each web master in the list, would then place the code in the footer of their website.
This created the SPIDER WEB that was the literal WEB OF LINKS that gave the internet it's name "World Wide Web" and is WHY websites are CALLED "web sites". And technically, your site is not a WEB site unless it is connected to a WEBRing, likewise you technically are not a WEBMaster if you do not build WEBrings links for you WEBsite to connect to the WEB.
Unfortunately, most knowledge of WebRings, and whi sites were called WEBsites and sites on the WEB were called the World Wide Web, vanished from the internet in 2014 when the official WebRing.org company who managed 90%+ of the internet's WebRings went out of business after the infamous Google Panda 2013 bot attack that delisted ALL websites from the Google Index if they contained a WebRing of links to other websites in it's footer.
And while most sites abandoned the use of WebRing Codes on their sites, Space Dock 13 did not. The Space Dock 13 WebRing remains active, now 28 years after it's creation. Over the decades however, one by one all the other websites in the ring have gone off line, and as they did, I replaced the url with a link to a page of my own website (as this is a java code - it updated on every website without the others needing to change anything). Today in 2026, eelkat.com is the last remaining website in the ring, and now all 10k links go only to pages on eelkat.com, no longer sending you to other websites.
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The Park Bench Method of Writing
If you are one of (as of December 2025, the now more than ten thousand) daily visitors, who arrive here daily in search of SEO advice, I made this page for you:
If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322
- Everything we are allowed to publicly release about The FBI Investigation Can Be Found Here
If you encounter a page which asks for a password, no, you can not request access. There are over 2k pages of this website set to password access, due to the ongoing FBI investigation into my son's murder. If you are a police officer authorized access these pages but do not have the passwords, let me know, I will deliver the passwords to the specific pages you are allowed to access, to you via the Portland FBI office and you can pick them up from the FBI agent in charge of the murder investigation.
Pages where you can find out more information on that:
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