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Quaraun The Insane:
Volume 33 (usually - I keep renumbering these)
GhoulSpawn The Crazed and The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
Scene: Sheep

GhoulSpawn The Crazed and
The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer:
Chapter Who The Hell Knows (I didn't number this one)


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GhoulSpawn The Crazed and 
The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer: 
Chapter: Sheep

GhoulSpawn, or rather the Thullid living in his body, sat at the table with Quaraun and Unicorn, but sat with his hands in his lap, glumly staring at the food before him and not touching it.

"Why is ya no eating, Ghouly?" Unicorn asked.

"I want to go home."

"Ya is home."

"Let me leave."

"Have ya anot'er home?"

"No."

"He's been living in a cave," Quaraun explained to Unicorn. "Ever since he was implanted. The Thullid knows the cave as 'home', not Black Tower."

"I used t alives in a cave," Unicorn said. "Caves is nice."

Unicorn slide a jar of honeycomb, dripping with golden honey, in front of GhoulSpawn. 

"Here. Eat."

"I'm not hungry," GhoulSpawn said.

"Yes ya is. And ya likes honey. I got that just for ya. Yis going t'rough tough time right now. I gots ya that to cheer ya up. I got stung by lots of bees getting that for ya."

Unicorn paused to think about his encounter with the bees.

“Huh? Ya know. I never been stung to death by bees. I found me a new way to die! Oh joy. Remind me to do that tomorrow.”

“Do what?” Quaraun asked.

“Find a bee hive, smash it up and let them sting me to death.”

Quaraun stared at Unicorn. There was so many things he wanted to say, but he couldn’t think of which one to say first. He wasn’t given the chance to say any of them though, as GhoulSpawn spoke up first.

"Please let me go."

Unicorn looked over at Quaraun.

"I remembers anot'er Elf saying that to me. Long time past. I caught him and kept him. And him just kept saysing it over and over again: 'Please let me go.' Him were hurt and I was trying to take cares of him, but him was so scared, him did not see it that way. Finally one day, I realize, it did no matter, how much I cared about him, how much I kept him warm and safe and fed and dry from the weather, him were like bird in cage, never more allowed to fly in the sky. I took care of him, but I also took hims freedom and so all he would do, was sit on the floor and say over and over again: 'Please let me go.' Broke my heart to see him so sad. So I let him go."

"What happened to him?" GhoulSpawn asked.

"He missed me. About a year later, he came back, invited me to go live with him. He didn't have a house at the time, so we just wandered around, until we found this lighthouse, moved in, and painted it pink."

"Quaraun was your prisoner?"

"Aye."

"When will you bring back the doors?" GhoulSpawn asked Quaraun.

"When I'm sure you won't run away,” Quaraun answered.

"I am your prisoner?"

"No. You are ill. I don't want you getting hurt. In here you're safe. Out there you'll die."

"Let me go."

"No. Come. It's getting dark. It's time for bed."

Quaraun took his cane and used it to stand up.

"Elves don't sleep."

"No. But Thullids do."

"You seek to get me in a trap."

"I'm a Thullid like you,” Quaraun said. “I seek to rest. I am injured. Remember? I need to rest."

"Where are you injured?"

"My leg. It's crippled. Thus the cane? I can't walk good any more. I can't run to chase you. You could easily outrun me and get away. Thus no doors."

GhoulSpawn moved closer to Quaraun and grabbed the wizard's arm.

"You're tiny."

"I know."

"It scares you."

GhoulSpawn examined the gold finger armour on Quaraun's hands.

"Your hands are crippled too. It's why you wear these. You can’t use your hands well. I remember you telling the Elf this."

"The Elf had a name."

"GhoulSpawn."

"Yes."

"I'm not GhoulSpawn."

"Has any one given you a name yet?"

"No," he said sadly letting go of Quaraun's hand. "I am alone. I have no one."

"You have me. I am your medusa, remember?"

Quaraun placed his hand lovingly on GhoulSpawn's face.

"I am stronger then you..." GhoulSpawn said to himself, looking at his hands and realizing how very small Quaraun was.

"Yes. You are... arragh!"

Quaraun let out a yelp of fear as GhoulSpawn swung the Elf around, pulled him close and squeezed his arm around the frail Elf's chest crushing his ribs into his lungs so he couldn't breath.

"Please don't!" Quaraun begged as the strong Half-Elf -Demon squeezed tighter.

Unicorn jumped up to attack, but Quaraun stopped him.

"No, don't."

Unicorn watched and waited.

GhoulSpawn held Quaraun tighter and tighter, testing to see how much he could hurt the Elf, how far he could go before the Elf fought back or the Lich stopped obeying the Necromancer. It was becoming difficult for Quaraun to breath, but still he held Unicorn back with a mind control spell that kept the Lich from moving forward. But it required the Necromancer the remain conscious in order to control the Lich and soon as Quaraun passed out, Unicorn lunged at GhoulSpawn's throat. 

The Half Elf let go of Quaraun. The Elf slumped to the floor. He was only unconscious for a few seconds. Dazed and gasping, Quaraun pushed himself up to his knees and tried to catch his breath. He looked around, trying to gain his bearings and saw Unicorn on top of GhoulSpawn, pummeling him.

"Stop!" Quaraun commanded, stretching his hands out in their direction, freezing them both.

Quaraun struggled with the cane, trying to get back up. Then he pulled Unicorn away from GhoulSpawn then unfroze them both.

"Well ya stop doing t'at ta me!" Unicorn snarled viciously at Quaraun, putting his face in Quaraun's so that their noses were touching.

Quaraun shivered in fear and backed away from the angry Lich.

"I didn't want you to kill him," Quaraun stammered fearfully.

"He was gonna kill ya, ya stupid dolt."

"That's how you killed the Sun Elves," GhoulSpawn said, backing away from Quaraun with dread terror in his eyes.

"What? No. I didn't kill the Sun Elves," Quaraun said.

"Yes you did. The Half Elf lied to you. He lied a lot. He was too scared of you to tell you the truth. You killed the Sun Elves. He's the only one who lived, because he's the only one you didn't freeze. You said the spell would wear off but it didn't. They starved to death. He tried to save them. He tried to undo your spell and set them free. But he couldn't. He didn't know you were a Thullid. He did know you were a Psyon. He thought you were using magic spells. He didn't know you were using mind control."

"He didn't know I was a Thullid."

"I can fight you with that."

"No you can't. No Thullid can match me. I'm an Elder Brain. I didn't enter this Elf as a larvae like you. I was already thousands of years old. I can control any Thullid in range of me."

"Than why didn't you fight back."

"Just now? I wanted to see what you'd do." Quaraun held a hand against his chest. "I think you broke some ribs. Damn you're strong."

"I'm a lot stronger then you."

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"Psychically no. But physically, yes. It was initially why I submitted to GhoulSpawn the first time he made sexual advances to me. I did not have the strength to push him away and I didn't know him well. I didn't know if he'd hurt me to get what he wanted. It was easier to let him take what he wanted."

"Why didn't you use your psychic powers on him?"

"Uhm... I... I didn't really want him to stop... I like being raped. I'm not sure why. And I like beautiful things. You've in one hell of a gorgeous body."

"Yis being a slut again," Unicorn snarled.

"I still like you better then him," Quaraun said to the Phooka. "You've got a barbed penis. Two of them. Both capable of knotting. And fact that you're undead you never get tired, you can fuck me every five minutes all day long. Ain't no one ever gonna beat you out of first place in bed. You really have nothing to be jealous of any one else about. I am never gonna not want sex with you."

"Then why ya need him?"

"Only thing better then one good lover in bed with me, is two good lovers in bed with me at the same time. Do you have any idea, how much I want both of you inside of me at once."

"Ya've any idea how much t'at'll hurt?"

"Yeah. Why do you think I want it. The more it hurts, the more I like it."

"Yis a crazy Elf."

"I could force you to bring back the doors," GhoulSpawn interrupted.

"By hurting me? Unicorn would kill you."

"Let me go."

"No."

"I could kill you in your sleep."

"Yes. You could. I am old and frail and weak. You are young and big and strong. I don't trust you to not try to hurt me in my sleep. You keep trying to hurt me and I'll lock you in a cage in the dungeon. Make you sleep on cobblestone with no hay and no blankets. See how long you like that."

"You want to hurt me."

"No. I want you to fuck me. I liked being fucked by GhoulSpawn. I don't like that you killed him and took his body. But since you did and I can't do anything about it, I'd like you to just keep right on being him for me."

"Why?"

"Why not?"

Quaraun waved a hand over his head and the spiral metal staircase to the fifth floor bedroom reappeared.

"I'm tired. He's horny. We're going to bed. You're coming with us. Go!"

Quaraun pointed to the stairs and waited for GhoulSpawn to go up them.

"What if I don't?"

Quaraun sighed and let his hand fall to his side.

"Unicorn, take us upstairs."

Before GhoulSpawn could say anything, the room around him vanished, instantly replaced by the elaborate pink bedroom of the Necromancer.

"You did that before," GhoulSpawn said pointing an accusing finger at Unicorn. "How do you do that?"

Unicorn shrugged. He didn't feel like talking to this new GhoulSpawn. He didn’t like the old GhoulSpawn and he was liking the new GhoulSpawn even less.

"It's called Blinking," Quaraun answered. "Or Shimmering. Or Fae Step. Most Faeries can do it. Younger ones can only move a few feet and only themselves. Older ones can move quite some distance with practice. More advanced ones can brings a person with them if they are touching them. Ancient ones, like Unicorn can move between rooms, villages, even countries and take people with them without touching them. Like he just did."

"The door is gone."

"Yes it is. I don't want you running away while I'm asleep."

"I could kill you in your sleep."

"Well that would be a really smart move on your part, wouldn't it? No doors. No windows, No food. No way out. Then you'd be stuck here forever. Starve to death, alone in this tower."

"I could just leave without you keeping me here." 

"The door won't come back with me dead. How would you get out?"

“I’ll jump out a window.”

“From the top of a lighthouse?”

GhoulSpawn looked around.

"The windows are gone too."

"Don't want you jumping out. At this height, you'd break both legs, if you lived through the fall at all. Jaggard cliffs on one side, raging ocean on the other. You’d be smashed on the rocks or drown in the ocean, or both."

"What am I supposed to do while you sleep?"

"You sleep in bed with us."

GhoulSpawn stared at the bed, his yellow eyes growing wide as he stared at the giant pink ruffled four poster bed.

"Why would I do that?"

"You always did."

GhoulSpawn's yellow eyes left the bed and now stared at Quaraun.

"I am not your friend."

"You're in his body."

"That does not make me him."

"I know."

"Then why treat me like I'm him?"

"You can learn to be him. Just as I learned to be the Elf I live in. It's not hard."

"You want me to be the Elf who died?"

"Yes. I do." 

"Why?"

"I loved him. He was one of my lovers. He was one of my favourite lovers. He was my favourite lover after Unicorn."

"He was your family?"

"Yes. Do you not remember?"

"I remember. I remember he liked touching you. He liked being touched by you. He was scared of Unicorn. And every thing scared him. He had many females. Elves. Humans. Demons. He liked touching them too. He liked being touched. He was scared of their fathers and husbands. The girls he bedded with were too young to be made pregnant or already married so he didn't have to take responsibility for the offspring he made. He had a wife in every town. Left every one of them soon as they got pregnant. He just liked being touched. He didn't want to be a father. He preferred very young girls, because there was no chance of making them pregnant and they didn't know what he was doing to them. He thrilled over the secrecy. He loved the sense of danger of bedding little girls. You thought him innocent. He was not. He was a pedophile and rapist. A grave robber and a thief. Necrophiliac. Couldn’t stop stealing sheep.  Kidnapper and a child molester. He was not a good person. He hid a lot of things from you. He hid sheep from every body. He ran from village to village, never had a place to call home, because he kept getting caught by fathers and husbands, in bed with their daughters and wives. When he didn't have any one else, he had his pockets full of sheep."

GhoulSpawn pulled a sheep out of one of his many dozens of pockets that were far bigger on the inside.

"What do think he keep things things in his pockets for?" 

Quaraun tried not to laugh. The sheep bleated. GhoulSpawn stuffed it back in his pocket.

"Your friend was a deviated sheep loving pervert."

Unicorn couldn't help but laugh. 

"We kinda knews t'at about him," Unicorn said. "Him were always trying to hide them sheep. Even when we saw him with them, him still swear up and down him had no sheep. Poor Ghouly. Him did like his sheep a bit too much."

"And you want me to be HIM?"

"Well," Quaraun smiled, trying not to laugh. "You don't have to fuck sheep like he did. Unless you want to. I certainly can't judge you if you did, considering what I do."

"You like letting horses fuck up your ass."

"Yes, I do. Ghouly had his sheep. I have my double dicked Unicorn."

"You're both deviated perverts." 


GhoulSpawn keep backing up until he hit the wall, and then slid to the floor and watched as the two lovers tore into each other with a rabid passion.

Volume 33:
GhoulSpawn The Crazed &
The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer

After being seriously injured, in Summoner of Darkness, half-Elf/half Demon, GhoulSpawn runs away.  Missing for three years and feared dead, GhoulSpawn suddenly arrives at Black Tower seeking HellBorne, unaware HellBorne is dead and Quaraun now lives in the haunted lighthouse, which he has painted pink.

Overjoyed to see his friend returned, the joy is short lived as Quaraun realizes something is seriously wrong with the Sun Elf, who is rambling about being hunted by pink flying goldfish, bowls of killer chocolate pudding, and armies of pink tuxedo wearing penguins. 

With GhoulSpawn's sanity fast slipping away, and his health going with it, it quickly becomes apparent that he's been infested by an alien JellyFish larvae that has burrowed into his skull and is slowly eating his brain.

Unable to save his friend, Quaraun is forced to watch while the timid and gentle GhoulSpawn the Sun Elf dies in agony and his body taken over by the violent, domineering GhoulSpawn the Thullid.

Torn over not killing the creature that has taken over GhoulSpawn''s body, the Pink Necromancer calls up and army of dead rose bushes to save the world from a Thullid invasion.

This novel picks up where Summoner of Darkness leaves off. Though can be read on it's own, the story references many event is Summoner of Darkness. Readers will find these references easier to understand if they have already read Summoner of Darkness before reading GhoulSpawn the Crazed.


The Lost Elf Returns



Lord Pinkie's Army of Killer Goldfish



A Garden Full Of Roses and Snap Dragons



Pink Elf Eating Goldfish



The Dying Elf



I Am Not GhoulSpawn



Sheep



The Frightened Demon



Things You May Not Have Known about GhoulSpawn The Crazed


Originally titled: Quaraun The Insane Meets GhoulSpawn The Crazed.

Though numbered as a later volume in the series, this is actually one of the very first Quaraun stories ever written, and was in fact the first story to feature Quaraun with his title "Quaraun the Insane"


GhoulSpawn's character was inspired by a car I owned in the 1980s. A 1974 AMC Gremlin. Orange with glow in the dark neon yellow flames painted on the sides. Thus why he wears orange and has phosphorescent neon yellow hair.


In The Twighlight Manor Series:  The time travelling mad scientist known as The Gremlin, is a much older and now mentally unstable, GhoulSpawn of the Quaraun Series


GhoulSpawn's character was actually created before Quaraun's, with him being one of the primary characters from The Wild Years, a 1987 novella of The Twighlight Manor Series.

He was originally created in 1982 as the Chief Science Officer on board the star ship, The VISION-D8, and was Captain Goldeneagle's best friend. Both of who worked in service to Planet Ptarmigan's Queen Miss Kitten The Eel-Kat.


GhoulSpawn is one of only three characters to appear in every spin-off series of The Twighlight Manor Series. Him being a primary character of each series. EelKat and Spriggan being the other two.


The Twighlight Manor Series says he opened the portals to allow Flamites (High Elves) the ability to travel between their houses (Twighlight Manor, Black Tower, and White Rock) without detection by Humans.

The Planet Ptarmagin Series says he opened the portals to help the Ptarmagin Kats have a way to travel from one galaxy to another in the blink of an eye.

The Quaraun Series says he opened the portals in search of his father, a Chaos Demon known as "The Ghoul".

The Chrystonite Series says he opened the portals to go back in time and stop the Battle of Ongadada from happening.

The reality: GhoulSpawn was born and raised in Hell, after his Sun Elf mother was kidnapped and raped by a Chaos Demon. He is unable to stay in any one time period or dimension long, due to his not having been born in a physical plane of existence. His presence in any time or place causes rips in the fabric of reality, known as "portals", which cause people to fall into worlds and times they do not belong in, inadvertently changing history no matter where he goes. He spends his entire life desperately trying to find a way to close up these portals and prevent new ones from opening.








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The Quaraun Series On Amazon:

I am wondering why has Amazon moved the Quaraun books to the category "Transgender Romance" and also "Gay Erotica"? The base story is a deeply depressed, suicidal, drug addict Elf who's lover commit suicide and he's trying not to do the same. It's an old Elf in a tavern, monologuing a lot of flashbacks and back story scenes of his youth. These stories are dark, bloody, angsty, full of drug use, murder, rape, Medieval torture, mental/physical/emotional abuse, and references to depression and suicide - no romance in it, unless you count the occasional (and usually brutally violent) rape scenes that show up in nearly every volume - sorry - no clue what Amazon is thinking or why they moved these to Romance and Erotica, but these books are NOT even close to being Romance or Erotica on any level at all. When I published these books I put them in "Dark Fantasy" and "Yaoi". If they show up in any category other then "Dark Fantasy" and "Yaoi", it's because Amazon put them there without my authorization or approval.

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The 4 door white truck continues to sit at the end of my drive way (146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine) near every night around sunset, reeving it's engine and squealing it's tires, with the driver yelling anti-gay threats and obscenities out the window. He continues to do the same thing at my dad's apartment building (Biddeford Maine) a few times a week, usually in mid to late afternoon time. He continues to follow me to shopping to various stores in various towns throughout the states.

Phrases he yells from the truck include:

"Kill or be killed remember Saco Shaws all transsexuals are alike"

"I keep a gun under the seat of my truck, I'm gonna use it to shoot you in the head, you transvestite freak"

if cars are going by he yells to them: "that thing is Ken's son, look at how's it's dressed; it's insane, it has autism, we can't allow that thing and it's gay cars in our family friend town of Old Orchard Beach"

He often babbles deranged ramblings about something he calls "the gay-pocalypse", raving lunacy about how "all the gays are gathering" on his doorstep. He raves some crazy nonsense about how Armageddon is coming and the war to end all wars will be "the gays against the Christians" and Christians have to be ready to "kill the gays"

My car is the Autism Awareness Car and had 2.5million marbles glued to it (I have Autism - savant - Kanner's syndrome) he claims tat my car "is gay" because of what it looks like. My car has been vandalized several dozen times, including to have the tires slashed 7 times in 6 months.

After dark often around 10PM, he stands at the end of the logging road across the street from me and shoots at my motohome (in February 2014 he shot holes in my neighbour's barn while doing this). I have video footage of 3 of his shootings at me here:  https://youtu.be/NUebzJ9sz9U and here: https://youtu.be/C4dZbgG-Smw

This has gone on since August 2013 now, in addition to all the vandalism, hate crimes, pet beheadings, etc that has happened, including the bomb that blew up our house in 2006.

As you know, that whole time I had not been able to get a plate number on the truck. He as just here again, and I just realized why I could not get a plate number... there are no plates on the truck, either on the front or on the back. However, as he was driving away today... I noticed, there is a plate, stuck up in the back window of the truck, where it can barely be seen, deliberately obscured from view behind a silver tool box.





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  63. FRED: Google's Most Deadly Update Ever?
  64. How To Write A Novel: Question Everything Before Putting It In Your World
  65. Content writing: How long do you spend creating a quality blog post?
  66. SBI: To Review or Not to Review? That Is The Question
  67. Twerking Dragons: The Joys Of Writing A Novel With A Voice Recorder
  68. A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest | Summoner of Darkness
  69. Transgender, Transsexual, Transvestite, or Intersex: What Is Quaraun?
  70. Sheep | GhoulSpawn The Crazed & The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  71. Colour Magic - Gypsy Style
  72. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
  73. Keywords & Pigeons: How I Do Local Business Marketing
  74. Quaraun & Autism In Fantasy Novels
  75. The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
  76. Tom Addams & The Warrior's Forum
  77. A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond | Summoner of Darkness
  78. An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  79. Markiplier Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie Play Resident Evil 7
  80. Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole (Includes NSFW 18+ CBT Yaoi scene)
  81. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
  82. Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
  83. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Going North To Head South
  84. An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer
  85. Aspergers is NOT Autism
  86. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  87. Summoner of Darkness: GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
  88. The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin
  89. The Lich's True Form Revealed | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  90. Using work you already started for national novel writing month?
  91. World-building In The Quaraun Series: Creating a Fantasy World
  92. Books in Vacationland 2017
  93. BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell
  94. Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
  95. Santa's Floating Dead Body | A Scene From The Summoner of Darkness
  96. The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death
  97. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 2 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  98. What vlogging equipment is needed to get started as a YouTube vlogger?
  99. April 2015 Update: Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach: The Kidnapped Cats
  100. Betta Fish Aesthetic on Pinterest
  101. Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
  102. Life As A YouTuber: How To Earn An Income From Making Videos
  103. Making YouTube Videos: How did you decide what content to make?
  104. Page 4 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  105. Twighilight Not Twilight
  106. YouTube Index
  107. Amphibious Aliens: My health since the stroke and Etiole . . .
  108. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
  109. Average Typing Speed
  110. Custom Leggings - Designs By EelKat
  111. Ernest Hemingway Style of Writing Literary Fiction Used In Epic Fantasy Novels
  112. Google Flagged Your Site! What To Do? (Help For Web Masters)
  113. How valuable is a writer’s group?
  114. Lives Destroyed: Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update
  115. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Santa's Letter To Satan
  116. Summoner of Darkness: Quaraun Meets The Gremlin
  117. The Terrorists of Old Orchard Beach Put My Dad In a Coma
  118. Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
  119. What Is This Site?
  120. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
  121. City of The Slushies | Chapter 1 | Quaraun The Insane
  122. Creative Writing Story Prompts: September 2017 Edition
  123. Dungeons and Dragons: The Joys Of Calculating Gold Weight In AD&D 2ed
  124. Fabric Designed By EelKat
  125. My Fave YouTubers Play: Dream Daddy - The Yaoi Dad Dating Sim Otome Game
  126. Necromancy: How will resurrection affect society as a whole?
  127. Page 7 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  128. Pink Flowers Aesthetic on Pinterest
  129. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 12 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  130. What will a traveler encounter on the roads in your world?
  131. Are you insane? Am I? Let's Find Out...
  132. Becoming A Better Writer: How to write interesting dialogue.
  133. Character Creation
  134. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
  135. Elves, Drugs, and Opium: A Look At The Drug Use In The Quaraun Books
  136. How To Stay Motivated To Write | Writing Fantasy Books
  137. Jewelry Fashions in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  138. Keyword Marketing - What to do when your best keywords are low demand
  139. Magic Systems and How to Build Them | Writing Fantasy Books
  140. NaNoWriMo Overachievers: How did you do it?
  141. Quaraun Cover Art Gallery | Fantasy Novel Book Cover Art
  142. Quaraun The Insane : Zebulon's Captive: The Last of The Moon Elves
  143. SEO Advantages of Embedding YouTube Videos On Your Website
  144. Summoner of Darkness: A Tavern Scene - Chastity Cages, and Whores
  145. Summoner of Darkness: The Return of ZooLock (free to read online)
  146. Twighlight Not Twilight Part 2
  147. Vanishing Books Update - Why 27 of my books were deleted off Amazon
  148. What is a God in Your Universe? | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  149. Writing Maine: How To Write About Maine Life Accurately
  150. What the Ocean Gives Me (How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing)
  151. City of The Slushies | Chapter 14 | Quaraun The Insane
  152. February 10, 2008 - Harassment Continues in Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  153. How does a bestselling book become a bestseller?
  154. Marriage in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  155. People are not interested in long winded copy
  156. September 26, 2017 - The Latest Attack By The KKK on The Thinner Gypsies
  157. Spending Money To Make Money Online? Should You Do It?
  158. Summoner of Darkness: The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness
  159. Summoner of Darkness: The Map of The Town (novel free to read online)
  160. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt GOTY | Completionist Run: Episode 01
  161. Trespassers: April 2007 Updates
  162. Turning Scenes, Into Stories & Writing Travelogue Style Fantasy Books
  163. Where To Get Endless Ideas For Short Stories, Novels, and Articles
  164. Writing Controversial Books: Political Correctness & White Supremacists
  165. Are Bad Reviews Good For You?
  166. Branding Yourself While Avoiding The Scams | EelKat On Content Writing
  167. Child Sacrifice in Fantasy Novels | Writing Fantasy Books
  168. How to Handle Writing Fantasy-Horror That Features Violence Against Children
  169. How would you explain your Fantasy world to a stranger?
  170. Page 6 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  171. Summoner of Darkness: HellBorne The Evil, Lord of Black Tower
  172. The return of Friends Are Forever - Banned and Burned it's about to be reborn!
  173. Why do Lovecraftian beings come to earth?
  174. Writing Prompts Syndrome?
  175. Autism = The Crazy Cat Woman of Maine
  176. Autism: Understanding what is really going on inside the child’s head.
  177. But what exactly IS a full time income?
  178. Content Marketing & writing: How I write content for my website
  179. Do you write a novel start-to-finish?
  180. GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: How To Kill a Lich
  181. How is it that the church leaders are claiming you do not pay tithes?
  182. How To Write A Novel: In what order do you create your world?
  183. I loved my children but I loved BoomFuzzy more | From Quaraun The Insane
  184. My Two Favorite People: FarDarrig and The Baby That Never Should Have Been
  185. Need help writing characters of color | EelKat on racist white readers
  186. Quaraun and the Amazon Adult Filter
  187. Quaraun GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: The Lover's Triangle
  188. Summoner of Darkness: Where Are You Hiding That Horse?
  189. Tired of people who don’t care. :( Tired of the harassment. :(
  190. What would happen if an Elf adopted a Human baby? | Writing Fantasy Books
  191. Page 10 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  192. Page 3 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  193. Page 8 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  194. SCRIPT FRENZY 2010: I WON! & Psycho Stalker Attacks
  195. Wristlets, Wrist Bags, Mini Clutch, Cosmetic Bags, and Designer Mini Purses
  196. Writing Your Novel: Do you save chapters as individual files?
  197. Are old AD&D adventures still any use to current players?
  198. Autistics Have Feelings Too & Diverse Books Rant
  199. Be True To You: YouTube Gamers: "Faking" a personality until you make it?
  200. City of The Slushies | Chapter 10 | Quaraun The Insane
  201. HEA in Erotica (Should You Write Happily Ever Afters?)
  202. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies



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"By autistic standards, the “normal” brain is easily distractible, is obsessively social, and suffers from a deficit of attention to detail and routine. Thus people on the spectrum experience the neurotypical world as relentlessly unpredictable and chaotic, perpetually turned up too loud, and full of people who have little respect for personal space." 

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~CinnamonToastKen 2017


“When people see you're happy doing what you're doing, it sort of takes the power away from them to tease you about it.” 

― Wendy Mass, Every Soul a Star




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