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What (self-publishing) platform pays the most (for books)?
My top 3 picks.
Comparing my results from different places.

| The Park Bench Method of Writing Rapid Release Fiction without Burning Out, by Wendy Christine Allen |



By Wendy C Allen
eelkat_red_scarf.jpgWendy Christine Allen, 2019, able to sit up in a chair for the first time in years, and able to raise up my arm and wiggle fingers. This was when I started playing Witcher 3 on Twitch as part of my physical therapy to regain finger movement. Playing Witcher 3 daily from 2016 to 2019, is how I regained the use of my thumb and two for fingers on my right hand... it is also why I stopped playing Witcher 3 in 2019, once I had strengthen my two forefingers enough to start typing again.

Wendy Christine Allen, Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author, Artist, Illustrator, & Art Car Designer

Counting Down to the September 23, 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)

If you are here looking for The Twighlight Manor series, The Crystonite Wars series, The Wild Years series, The White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane series, The Twisted Tales series, the Captured By a MerMan series, The Space Dock 13 series, The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin series, the stories about Miss Citten the Eel-Kat, or the stories about Etiole... ALL of those series were combined and consolidated into The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane Pink Necromancer series in 2014, so ALL the different series, are now under one series title.

List of the published titles still in print:

The Index of over three thousand stories in The Pink Necromancer series

What the series is about, for those new here:

The introduction to The Pink Necromancer Series. 

If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:

My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.

As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.

There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.

The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.

There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.

Health update: August 4, 2026 - in recovery for 6 months+ (at least until mid-January 2027...all book and video game releases are pushed back at least 6 months) see video below for why...
@eelkat

health update #maine #disabilityawareness #wheelchairlife #wheelchairvlogger #multiplesclerosis

♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author
@eelkat Health update: #chickenpox #bellspalsy #RamsayHuntsyndrome #paralysis #recovery ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author
@eelkat

I seem to have had another stroke (during the night while I was asleep?) #stroke #paralysis

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Update Sept 3, 2026:

I am able to get around enough to take Koko to dog park... today is 29 days since getting out of hospital. My diet is still mostly liquid, but im eating some solid food again, but its like rice or soft mushy baby food type stuff because I still can not chew yet, though I can swallow again. My jaw is still not functioning good so im having trouble talking still. So there's been slight improvement to my mouth, throat, and jaw, but, zero improvement to my eye, which is a major concern, be Im almost fully blind right now. im legally blind since birth in my left eye, so I have no ability to fall back on using my left eye. My right eye is the one injured and my vision in it is "40% decreased" according to my doctor, but it wasn't good vision to begin with, and right now my right eye is not much different from my legally blind left eye. Which I why I have to have someone drive my car for me instead of me driving my car myself right now, which is very frustrating, because, being a female, I had to fight for over twenty years to be allowed to drive. I started sneaking out at age 31 and dressing as a man to go to Old Orchard Beach high school to get a ged, because us females are not allowed to go to school. And i was 37 years old when snuck out to the DMV and got a driver's permit and started going to college. I was 42 and 8 months pregnant when my family found out I was going to college and thats when I was punished by the backhoe driving over my house and my spine broken with a golf club and my baby born right then and killed with same golf club. So it's very frustrating now, so soon after finally being able to drive , to now not be able to drive because of an eye injury, especially after 14 years of being paralyzed from the golf club and not being allowed to have a wheelchair, again, because i am female and we females are simply not allowed to do anything. I hate the culture I was born into. I wish I had the freedom to go to school and drive a car the way American women do. I wish having my spine broken with a golf club and my baby killed with a golf club and a backhoe driven over my house was not how men in my family punishment women in my family for learning to read and write. Its so frustrating not being able to to drive again, so soon after 14 years being paralyzed, and being paralyzed by the golf club was the punishment for getting a driver's license back in 2013 after 30 years of men not letting me have one. I hate my family's culture and how they treat us women.

I get so sick of Americans telling me how they wish they could be a Gypsy… they are either misogynist woman hating pigs, or delusional idiots who haven't got a clue how shittily we Gypsy women are treated by Gypsy men, because no one in their righ mind who knows anything about Gypsy culture would ever want to be part of it. I hate that I was born a Gypsy. 

update sept 7, 2026

"You would not make a good teacher"... what does that mean, and why are there so many people on Railroad Ave and Western Ave and Cutts St why walk up to me and say that to me?

I find it very confusing. I have low functioning Autism (the Rain Man type) and so i have very little understanding of words beyond the basic ones, and i never went to to school, so I never learned maths or sciences, and I only had remedial classes at Southern Maine Community College, because I did not have an education to enroll with regular, I was there taking every reading and writing class they had to learn how to read and write, and also took speaking classes to learn how to talk (i spoke Shetland Scottish language because that was language my grandmother spoke but she died when I was 8 so I only knew that language to speak and write, and I was 37 when I went to college and 42 when I learned English speaking and I still cant speak English good yet), all the other classes I took were art painting and cooking.

So the phrase "You would not make a good teacher" makes no sense to me because it seems to imply that I am trying to be a teacher, but I don't have anything close to the education ti be a teacher, and im not trying to be a teacher. So I don't know why people keep saying this phrase to me and I assume it must have some sort of a slang meaning, but I can't figure out what it could be of why do these people keep saying it to me.

see video below for more information: 


@eelkat "You would not make a good teacher"... what does that mean, and why are there so many people on Railroad Ave and Western Ave and Cutts St why walk up to me and say that to me? I find it very confusing. I have low functioning Autism (the Rain Man type) and so i have very little understanding of words beyond the basic ones, and i never went to to school, so I never learned maths or sciences, and I only had remedial classes at Southern Maine Community College, because I did not have an education to enroll with regular, I was there taking every reading and writing class they had to learn how to read and write, and also took speaking classes to learn how to talk (i spoke Shetland Scottish language because that was language my grandmother spoke but she died when I was 8 so I only knew that language to speak and write, and I was 37 when I went to college and 42 when I learned English speaking and I still cant speak English good yet), all the other classes I took were art painting and cooking. So the phrase "You would not make a good teacher" makes no sense to me because it seems to imply that I am trying to be a teacher, but I don't have anything close to the education ti be a teacher, and im not trying to be a teacher. So I don't know why people keep saying this phrase to me and I assume it must have some sort of a slang meaning, but I can't figure out what it could be of why do these people keep saying it to me. #mainelife #biddefordmaine #maine #disabilitytiktok #Biddeford ♬ original sound Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

update Sept 15, 2026:

I have some slight movement in some my fingers again again after over a decade being paralyzed

you remember how I used to be a professional doll making, pattern designer, and embroiderer, back before I became paralized and before my son was murdered and being the backhoe drove over my house?

all my equipment, sewing machines, ect were all destroyed by the backhoe driving over my house, and I have been quardepelegic for over a decade because of it so could not use my hands to sew or draw or embroider, and so only continued to do my writing of novels since then because I could do that with dragon dictation software,

well, since 2016, I been playing Witcher 3 and don't starve video games on twitch livestream, one hand two fingers, as part of my therapy to regain nerve and muscle use of my fingers, and now after 10 years of that, I have somewhat more movement in my fingers and im thinking maybe I can try to do embroidery and doll making again, but not sure, anyways, now im rebuying all of my sewing and embroidery equipment that the backhoe destroyed when it drove over my house, and hopefully I can use my hand enough to embroider again.

waiting for stuff to arrive in mail, so soon I should find out if ten years of twitch gaming has given me enough muscle strength to use my fingers to embroider again.

update to the previous video, answering viewer question about lack of hospital vs broken spine

Wheelchair Fundraiser... I need to upgrade to a power wheelchair, the manual one just isn't enough anymore. But the power wheelchair is $25k. Yes, twenty five thousand dollars. Wtf? I can get a car for a quarter that price, why are wheelchairs so damned expensive? That's more money then I make in five years, so I need to start a fundraiser for it.

What (self-publishing) platform pays the most (for books)?My top 3 picks. Comparing my results from different places.

Answering this Reddit question today:

What publishing platform paid the biggest royalty for your book? Heard a ton of rumors from people who ironically have never published a book, so I thought I’d throw this one to Reddit. -SOURCE

I publish in a ton of places and most places are between 50% to 70%, but most places also have a range. Meaning one platform pays 50% for a book in one format while the same platform pays 70% or a different one.

For example:

Amazon pays 35% for some ebooks and 70% for other ebooks, but 35% for some paperbacks and 60% for other paperbacks.

The % changes depending on where the author lives (US vs Japan) and there are fees/charges/deductions based on where the author lives vs where the buyer lives (an author in Maine for example has federal taxes, state taxes, and entertainment taxes deducted, and if the buyer in in UK, the author has VAT deductions as well, even though the UK buyer ALSO pays VAT–this is why in a state like Maine, 70% royalty off a $2.99 book = only .60c NOT $2 like YouTube “gurus” say).

I live in Maine. Most of my readers live in Japan, Germany, and Brazil.

I have a $4.99 ebook that sold a million copies… even with 70% royalty on that $4.99 book, I earned only twelve thousand dollars even though the YouTube gurus and the 20to50k scammers would try to tell you I should have earned over three million dollars. They will also tell you it should have at least a few tens of thousands of reviews, given it sold a million copies - it has three.

Books that have more then ten or twelve reviews, especially books that have 500+ reviews of 5stars, are FAKE reviews that the AUTHOR BOUGHT from scam sites BookSprout or BookSirens — places that SELL FAKE REVIEWS, to authors.

500 reviews on a book under a year old is a HUGE RED FLAG - as many fake review copies offer "500 review packages", stating they will take a year to trickle the reviews in a mix of most 5 and 4 stars with enough 1, 2, and 3 stars to "make it look real". 

In most cases these books will reach 500 reviews LONG before they sell even ten copies.

The fake review scam is MASSIVE on Amazon, and it's best to ignore ALL 5 star reviews that do not include photos of the reader holding the paperback copy of the book.

Yes. We have reached that stage in book publishing, where readers have starts posting photos of themselves holding the book, JUST to prove they are a REAL reader writing a REAL review. Most reviews on Amazon are written by AI bots these days and, you should never trust a book that has large amounts of reviews.

REAL READERS almost NEVER leave a review and REAL readers usually leave 3 star or less reviews.

The rate at which REAL readers leave reviews is fewer then 1 reviews per every ten thousand copies sold.

Over 99% of ALL 4 and 5 star reviews on Amazon are FAKE and were paid for by the author, who will make excuses for buying reviews by calling them ARC (advanced reader copies), however, REAL advanced reader copies are ALWAYS PRINTED PAPERBACK BOOKS that are SNAIL MAILED VIA POST OFFICE to ACTUAL READERS. Those reader DO NOT GET PAID, the AUTHOR DOES NOT PAT A SERVICE, and NO REVIEWS ARE ECXHANGED. Advanced reader copies are NEVER given in exchange for reviews and no money ever changes hands for ACRs.

The review is FAKE IF:

  • The author paid a service
  • The reader paid a service
  • The reader was paid money
  • The reader joined a group to get free books in exchange for writing reviews
  • If the ARC was a digital copy
  • If the ARC was an ebook 

Everyone talks about the royalties.

No one ever talks about the taxes, delivery fees, download fees, etc.

And if your book is illustrated, Amazon ads a per image download fee AND it is 4x higher for colour as for black & white images, and it increases by size of image.

If your $2.99 ebook is image heavy, a 70% royalty could earn you as little as only TEN CENTS per sale… no anything even close to the $2 per sale gurus claim we earn on 70% of a $2.99 book.

I’m on tons of places, to there are tons of percentages.

The 3 highest are as follows:

  • GumRoad pays 90% royalties.
  • DriveThruRPG pays 85% royalties.
  • Amazon pays 70% royalties.
  • All the other places are 65% or less.

These are the places I use:

  • Hardcovers: Amazon and Lulu
  • Paperbacks: Amazon, Lulu, and DriveThruRPG
  • Ebooks: Amazon, Lulu, DriveThruRPG, GumRoad, and Patreon
  • Read online digital: my website, RoyalRoad, ScribbleHub, Tapas, GumRoad, OnlyFans, Patreon, Medium, Vocal, Notd, FictionPress, Tumblr, and SubStack.
  • 1 sheet cardstock TTRPG d100 charts: DriveThruRPG
  • Card decks: DriveThruRPG and GameCrafter
  • Character art merch: Zazzle and CafePress
  • Board Games: GameCrafter

There are several other places, but the rest bring in under $100 a year so are not worth mentioning.

Genre/format: Dark Fantasy novels, novellas, novelettes, poems, and short stories. As well as TTRPG game guides/charts/card decks.

Amazon is by far the biggest money maker and where most of my sales come from, but also, more than 80% of my sales are for paperback books.

I focus predominantly on paperback sales via Amazon, simply because that is where the most sales and income are.

GumRoad however is my favourite platform, because I like the dashboard interface better, and I like that they don’t lie about 90% royalty. You actually make 90% off the cover price of your book.

Whereas Amazon SAYS 70% royalty on a $2.99 book… which would be $2 earned… HOWEVER… 70% royalty on a $2.99 book is ACTUALLY only .61c earned, because it is NOT 70% off the $2.99 cover price. It’s 70% off WHAT IS LEFT after Amazon deducts delivery fees, processing fees, size of digital file fees (which includes a per image fee and a 4x higher per colour image fee — -fees are higher if the readers uses a Kindle device vs uses an app on their phone), federal tax, state tax, VAT fees, entertainment taxes, and any other additional taxes, … which is why I sold over a million books on Amazon but only earned twelve thousand dollars, in spite of the book being 70% royalty on a $4.99 cover price!

Funny thing is Amazon, being a public company (meaning sells stock shares) is required by the IRS to release quarterly tax records, which are all linked to the ToS Help pages of KDP and list each writer's real name and home address, then all the pennames they use, then all the irs tax receipt earning totals for that person. And any one can access that list.

Since 2007 Amazon KDP has had exactly three authors earn one million total earnings: 1 Amanda Howking, 2 Jon Locke, 3 Hugh Howey. That's it. One. Two. Three.

The report also states that since 2007 Amazon KDP has had fewer then one thousand writers whom have earned $120k lifetime earnings. Which calls Bellshill on EVERYONE who preaches the 20to50k scam (which claims if you publish 20 books you'll earn $50k monthly from KDP).

The report also states only seven thousand authors since 2007, have ever sold a million copies of their books. I'm on that list. You can look it up and see my exact sales and earnings. And you want to know how much 70% royalty on a $4.99 that sold a million copies earned me? Twelve thousand dollars. Because Amazon's 70% royalty is NOT off the cover price, it's off what is left after the download fees, processing fees, vat, federal taxes, states taxes, entertainment taxes, and other fees Amazon slaps on. The average authors makes around twenty cents on each 70% royalty of a $2.99 book, not even close to the $2 per sale scammers claim they earn.

You know what else is on that list? The fact that since 2007, there are also twenty million authors on Amazon KDP who have yet to reach earning even one hundred dollars in lifetime earnings and many of then have a dozen or more books published.

So sick of scammers bragging KDP earns them millions when it is so damned easy to verify exactly how much every author on KDP makes. The 6 figure scammers of KDP are among the easiest 6 figure scammers of all the prove are scammers, and yet people still fall for them anyway.

Don’t believe anyone who tells you 70% royalty on a $2.99 book on Amazon = $2 earnings, because that just proves they are a scam artist who never actually sold a book on Amazon and doesn’t actually know how Amazon calculates royalties.

GumRoad on the other hand says they pay you 90% royalty, and it ACTUALLY IS 90% of the cover price, not 90% off what is left after dozens of deductions.

That’s why even though Amazon is a bigger income for me, I prefer GumRoad as a platform best.

Vocal is near identical to Medium.

Notd is very similar.

Substack is a place to write IF you have followers you can take there with you. SubStack has no system in place for people their to find you, and being newsletters, every thing you write on SubStack does not go to search engines like Google or Bing.

Beehiiv is like Medium and SubStack combined.

GumRoad, DriveThruRPG, WattPad, ScribbleHub, FictionPress, DeviantArt, RoyalRoad, and Tapas are all good as well.

OnlyFans, Patreon, and KoFi are all like SubStack ... no internal audience, you must bring your own followers.

I do NOT recommend SubStack, OnlyFans, Patreon, or KoFi to anyone with fewer then 10k die hard readers (not followers, but actual readers), because all 4 of them have no internal system for people onsite to find you. All 4 rely fully on you bringing your already established fans with you.

The problem with SubStack is there is no system in place to gain internal readers. And SubStack has bot blockers coded in which prevent search engines (Google, Bing, Yahoo, ect) from indexing pages, so nothing you write on SubStack brings in outside traffic either. SubStack is fully dependent upon the writer bringing their own readers with them.

In other words, established writers who already have 50k followers on Medium, can go to SubStack and enough of their followers will go with them that they can earn an income.

But new writers looking to get started, need to build a following FIRST outside of SubStack, because they are literally shouting into a void if they write on SubStack but did not bring readers with them, due to the way SubStack is set up.

All the big writers leaving Medium and finding success on SubStack are giving new writers false hope, because the big writers are not telling the truth about how they earn the money.

SubStack is a newsletter. It requires you to already have an email list before you get started. You will not gain followers via SubStack the way you gain followers via Medium.

If you are looking for a place like Medium, the alternative is Vocal or Notd but both had much more difficult to earn money on then Medium.

I use all of the above as well as Amazon KDP.

Amazon, Medium, and GumRoad are best money makers, but all the ones I’ve listed have the ability to write and publish short stories and poems, though each has different methods of uploading stories.

Anyways, hope that helps.

UPDATED TO ADD: Someone wanted to know if I published poetry and if so if I could do another page like this one but for poetry. I'm going to add a poetry update to the end of this one.

On the topic of poetry specifically, my advice is DIFFERENT from for short stories, novellas, and novels.

I’m adding this update because I was asked if the above advice applied to poetry as well, or just to short stories, novellas, and novels.

Yes… the above advice was ONLY considering short stories, novellas, and novels.

Here is the advice I have in the same regards, but this time for poetry specifically:

For poems I say this:

Focus on Medium for poems. Medium is where you will make the most money from poetry.

Focus on Amazon KDP secondary for poems.

Vocal, Notd, SubStack, and OnyFans are so-so for poems, but worth putting poems on them.

Pretty much every place else is not worth putting poems on.

I write and publish poetry, and this comes from my personal experience and so others may have different experiences.

  • 1: Poetry, is VERY DIFFUCLT to sell.

It sells, IF you happen to market it in just the right places, at just the right time, while just the right people are there to find it. aka it takes a LOT of marketing RESEARCH (researching the market is more important then the marketing itself — the more research you do, the less marketing you require, but researching markets is NOT easy) and a shit ton load of luck.

  • 2: I publish poetry on over a dozen different places, and the place where I get both the most reads and the highest pay for my poetry is the website Medium (dot) com.

For example, in November 2024, I published 3 poems every day on Medium, got around 1.2k reads on them, and was paid $60…. it can take 6 months or more to make that same amount from poetry on all other platforms combined.

  • 2a: If poetry is you main focus, I highly recommend you start out by building a fan base, via publishing a poem daily on Medium. Don’t bother with Amazon KDP or any other place yet.

Then after you have 100 to 300 poems on Medium (depending on word counts of each poem), compile them into a collection, and sell the print paperback and hardcover editions on Amazon KDP. But NO ebook version, because you’ll make more leaving them on Medium for digital readers.

  • 2b: Once you have print collections for sale on Amazon KDP, go back to each of you Medium pages and edit it to add a link that says something like “This poem is one of the 100 poems you will find in my paperback poetry collection: BOOK TITLLE by Author Name, available for just $$$price of your book”

That is what I do, and I seem to have a higher sales rate of my poetry collections, then many other writers on Amazon KDP, due to the fact of Medium has a large (tens of thousands) base of poets and a HUGE reader base (over 100million) for poetry. I have built a following over over a thousand readers on Medium for my poetry, and they also buy the collections on Amazon KDP.

Additional info:

For my poem collections I use 8x11 (so BIG book) format, with 1" margins all around, and the layout is: illustration on one page, poem on the page across from it.

I write “story poems” in a series about a single character and his family, where each poem is a different day in their lives. So readers tend to become fans of the main character of someone in his family, and end up buying all the books in the series, because they want to find out what else he’s done in his life.

So, based on that, I would also say having character driven series based story poems is more likely to get sales then just random free verse with no characters will.

The more character driven and story based poems are, the better they sell.

Poems that are free verse or are characterless embodiments of emotion, are the single most difficult type of writing to sell, and if you write this type, you’ll want a HUGE fan base of loyal dedicated readers BEFORE it’ll be (monetarily) worth the effort of publishing a collection on Amazon.

On the other hand, if money is not your goal, you can put it up on Amazon any time, just know chances of selling even a single copy are slim.

Anyways, hope that helps you out.

| ©2025 Wendy Christine Allen | All Rights Reserved |

The Park Bench Method To Writing (and the series of articles and rants that go with it)

I've Written An Entire Series on The Park Bench Method of Writing. Here are more of the articles in this set: 

The Park Bench Method To Writing (Just the article - no prompt lists)

The Park Bench Method of Writing (the really old long, rambly post from years ago; the long page with over 10k writing prompts and lots of lists)

Want to see The Park Bench Method of Writing Rapid Release Fiction without Burning Out, in action? Each of the stories linked below, used it:

Looking to read more Quaraun stories?

  • Stuff over 5k and under 20k words I post on GumRoad.

Writing Prompts I Use When Writing this series:






While there are around 20k pages on this website, most of them are blocked from search engines, with only around 800 of them available for appearing in Google/Bing/etc search results. The remainder can only be accessed via the various links found throughout this site. This was done deliberately on my part, and I did it because the bulk of the pages on this website are chapters from 138 novels and 423 novellas, so only the first page of each novel and novella indexed by search engines, and the remainder are linked in order, one page at a time, via clicking "next page" at the end of each. So if you are looking for a specific page from a specific novel, Google can't help you.



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Wheelchair Fundraiser

@eelkat

i just found out there is yet another bizarre rumour going around. where are these wild rumours coming from? who is starting them? and why?

♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author
@eelkat

since I've been flooded with hundreds of messages the past two weeks asking if I still own "the world's most haunted car", yes, and here it is, filmed today May 18, 2026… but my son Xavier is dead, i am crippled and given that people are AGAIN showing up calling my Dodge "haunted", calling my friend "an alien", calling me "transgender", and spreading wild defamation slander connecting me to Stephen King, I think I need to start taking down the contact information of every blogger, podcaster, youtuber, and social media account spreading these rumors, and sue every single one of them for CAUSING my car to be cut in half May 10, 2010, for CAUSING the backhoe that drove over my house August 8, 2013, for CAUSING my son's murder November 14, 2013, for CAUSING me to be crippled and in a wheelchair November 14, 2013, and for CONTINUING to CAUSE harassers to show up in person to harass me near daily, STILL now in 2026. EVERYONE telling you my car is haunted, telling you my friend is an alien, calling my car "the goldeneagle", calling my friend "Etiole", or trying to connect me or my car to Stephen King, is lying to you. They crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, and a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet identified the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club and the FBI believes that it is friends and family of the woman who did it, are the ones who started and spread the rumors saying my car is haunted, saying I'm an alien abductee, saying all kinds of similar bs about aliens, ufos, ghosts, witchcraft, demons, and Stephen King connections, even though I don't believe in ghosts, aliens, ufos, demons, and had never heard of Stephen King before 30k of his fans showed up in my yard trying to find my car! FBI believes the backhoe driver and the murderer are the same person and it is a developer who wanted my land and so started the Stephen King, ghost, and alien rumors all in an attempt to drive me off my land, and when it didn't work they drove a backhoe over my house, and when that didn't work they crippled me and killed my son. Why are they doing this? How do I get them to stop?

♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author






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Do you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine on August 8, 2013? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me July 26, 2016 at scarborough WalMart,... they arrived the first time with a backhoe on August 8, 2013, that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since....

... which means it is now only a few weeks from the 14th anniversary of my son's murder. I was 8 month pregnant November 14, 2013, and a student ay SMCC, and coming out of the Buglight Lighthouse art studio after art class, when a still unidentifiedwoman wielding a golf club attacked me, severed my spine, while I was 8 months pregnant, triggered early labour, then killed my son minutes after he was born.

While accusing me of being transgender, screaming "transvestite freak" and "look at that thing, that's Ken's son in a dress"... while I was 8 months pregnant.

eelkats_house_before_after.jpgMy house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son and crippled me, arrived the first time with a backhoe that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since.

The backhoe driver returned November 14, 2013, armed with a golf club, used it to break my spine and smash my baby's brains out on the ground

On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.

She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.

The attack also triggered labour.

My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.

Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.

The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.

The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.

Thus we come to 2014, and the full swing change of the series I write. WHY my series, went from just a transman main character living life, to the full blown Mpreg genre series that it now is today.

Before the attack, I had a chance of having a baby. I don't know. And because I'm in America, I'm too old to adopt. You have to be under 45 years old to adopt a baby. That is the law in America. I was informed this, when we tried to adopt, now that my injuries leave me unable to get pregnant a 9th time.

Thus began my obsessively writing, my transman main character, pregnant. Always pregnant now. Every time. Every story. Stories that now fully focus on pregnancy, labour, miscarriages, babies dying, babies living, raising babies... the whole series, since 2014 has devolved into an outright baby obsession.

Meanwhile, reborn baby dolls were suggested to me by my therapist, and have also become a deeply obsessive part of my life. Because 13 years ago my son was murdered minutes after he was born, because a transphobic bigot mistook me for being transgender, I'm STILL in a wheelchair, struggling to relearn to use my arms and legs, now 13 years later, and I'm still DAILY dealing with police officers and FBI agents who while they are trying to find my son's killer, they are also daily reminding me... oh, yeah, my son was murdered, literally ripped out of my belly, by a transphobe. Who still has not been located and walks free to kill again.

The golfclub woman as she looked during the golf club attack at Southern Maine community college November 14, 2013. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

Clairescreenshot.pngIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The golfclub woman as she looked during the shopping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart July 26, 2016. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

zzzz999ClaireRed2016-screenshotIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The 2nd woman as she looked at both attacks, her hair goes all the way down to her knees. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

Kendrascreenshot.pngIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer's accomplice, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

I am a legally blind quadriplegic, and low verbal, I have also published 138 novels in the last 48 years. It's not as impossible as people think. The problem being blind and quadriplegic, medically have different meanings then how those two words are used medically.

Fewer than 3% of all blind people see nothing. While 97% people who are classified as fully blind are able to see up to two feet in front of them. Legally blind means I can see more then two feet in front of me but not far enough to see twenty feet in front of me. In my case I can see about eight feet.

Quadriplegic, has varying levels, it means having a damaged nerve bundle in the spinal column causing limited mobility of all 4 limbs, (in my case this was done by a women wielding a golf club, who also beat my 8 month infant's head to pulp on the parking lot tarmak, at the same time she severed my spine with the same golf club; both on November 14, 2013; the FBI investigation into my son's murder and my being crippled has gone on now for 13 years, a few weeks away from 14 years now, and the FBI has still not identified the killer or her motive). Contrary to popular misconception, quadriplegic does NOT mean ZERO movement, it means means limited movement, specifically in means unable to lift arms over head, unable to grip fingers around objects to pick them up, and unable to stand for more then 5 minutes to a time. Because there are so many thousands of nerves in each limb it is actually very rare for there to be 100% no movement, but how much, and to what extent varies by patent depending upon the specific point of injury to the spinal column.

Meaning typing is still possible for over 60% of all quadriplegics.

In my case, it was the lower spine that was severed, cutting off completly my ability to move my right leg, leaving limited feeling in my left leg, and an ability to stand but not walk, with crutches, for the first 9 years. I regained enough nerve growth in my legs by the 9th year to be able to take ten or twelve steps allowing me to get out of bed for the first time since the golf club attack; This in turn lead to me being able to start using a wheelchair, as I was able to sit upright for the first time as well.

Because the shattered vertebrae bone fragments are broken off completly and embedded into the nerve bundle just above my tailbone, doctors were saying I would never walk again, but now at 13 years, I am able to push mu wheelchair like a walker, a distance of almost a thousand steps a day. Though doctors are still doubtful I will ever walk "normally" again, I have proven them wrong, when their said 13 years ago, that I would never walk again at all.

But because of the placement of the damage to my spine, regaining hand use, was always thought possible, it was just a matter of waiting long enough for nerve regrowth, along side daily finger exercises. I was able to continue writing, after becoming quadriplegic, because I still have use of my right thumb, and 2 fore figures of my right hand. And can type 90 words per minute with those 3 fingers.

I however have no wrist strength, elbow strength, or shoulder strength, so I am not able to form a fist, or lift objects, or brush my hair, or my teeth, all thing I have to have my caretaker do. But, those things are not needed for typing. Unfortunately, my pinky and ring fingers are "nerve dead" and drag over the keyboard, and cause horrific spelling errors and typos, which are incredibly frustrating to deal with.

Unfortunately trying to edit errors myself, just makes the errors worse, because those same two fingers drag over the keyboard yet again. Prior to the golf club attack, I rarely had spelling errors; now I got more spelling errors then someone is learning English as second language. Editing is a challenge, that I've had to accept, I simply can not do myself, and I have to hire several editors to help with that.

Low verbal means sounds can still be made, sounds that software programs like Dragon can be trained to recognize and translate, and type into full words. More then half my novels were typed with this method.

I still have a long ways to go before I am anything close to being able to do the things I could do before the golf club woman beat my baby's brains out and shattered my spine. And you know what's more frustrating then how slow mu medical progression has been? The fact that it's been 13 years and the police and FBI are still coming up at dead ends as to who the woman who murdered my baby was, or why she even did it.

My son's 14th birthday is only a few weeks away, but he didn't even get to live long enough to celebrate his 1st birthday, I don't even know why. And I can't wait to regain my ability to walk again, because regaining my ability to walk, means gaining the ability to go outside and start looking for my son's murderer myself instead of sitting at home trapped in a wheelchair waiting for the police and FBI to to find her. So, writing isn't a big priority for me anymore. I only write now, as a way to exercise my hands, in between relearning to walk.

Never let a disability stop you. Plenty of writers, artists, athletes, do not let either blindness, speech impediments, or limited mobility hold then back from perusing their careers.

Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

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