If you have followed my website for any length of time, you are by now aware that I like using Reddit to get my article ideas. I search reddit for questions and then I answer them, here, though not often on Reddit. While I post answers here on my website daily, often 3 or more a day, I only post answers on Reddit once, maybe twice, a week, if that often. I dislike the toxic vibes of Reddit comment sections and so avoid dealing with them, by writing up very long comments and then NOT posting the comment on Reddit, but rather instead posting it here for you. my readers, because I know you guys are not toxic. And so, that is what this page is, yet again, today. I have found a question on reddit and I am going to answer it here instead of answering it o Reddit. Enjoy!
Today, let's do something a little bit different. Starting last week of July 2023, I have been testing out ChatGPT on my website. Today, let's see what ChatGPT has to say about this Reddit post.
I'm going to start out by answering the post myself, and then afterwards, I am going to paste the question into ChatGPT and see how similar or different AI's answer is from mine.
>>>The first book has been a total failure so what should I do? Try to repair the damage, just write the sequel, or give up completely? My book has 4 reviews on amazon and appears to be stuck on that number permanently (actually had 5 at one point but one was removed a year ago with no explanation). I have ideas floating around in my head for more books in the series but I'm not sure there's any point when I have 0 sales currently on the first one. I have the book set to free and I get maybe 3 downloads a month typically. My hope was that making the first book free would attract readers but I realize almost nobody actually reads books they get for free so it seems that won't work either. Should I try to blast massive amounts of money on arc sites to maybe increase views, plow ahead and just write/release the second book, or give up on this series completely and move on to something else?
>>>The first book has been a total failure so what should I do? Try to repair the damage, just write the sequel, or give up completely?
The correct answer is: it depends.
Which option is best for you? Only you can ever truly decide that.
There is no right or wrong answer here. There is only the answer which is best for you.
>>>The first book has been a total failure so what should I do? Try to repair the damage, just write the sequel, or give up completely?
I will say here that many new writers go into publishing with alarmingly unrealistic and deeply unreasonable expectations. And so what you are calling a total failure, may in fact be a bigger success than you realize…from reading your posting history, that does seem to be the case.
Based on your posting history, you appear to be someone who thought you could publish one book, become an overnight millionaire and live off the royalties for the rest of your life without ever lifting a finger ever again.
The average traditionally published book sells five hundred copies, does not earn out the $2k advance and is pulled from print to be sold in dollar store barging bins just 6 months after publishing. It will never be reprinted, never be made available on Amazon, never have an ebook edition, and in less than a year from writing it, it will be completely forgotten and never available for sale ever again. This is the harsh reality of traditional publishing that is often the primary thing which drives a writer to self publish to begin with.
The average self published book sells one hundred copies per every five years and earns $2k every 10 years, is on Amazon, has an ebook edition, and stays in print forever, but for each year it is available it will sell half as many books as it did the previous year. It will likely never reach five hundred copies sold and will rarely earn more than $2k in its lifetime. This is the harsh reality most self publishers ignore even when they are told this by hundreds of people.
During the pandemic shutdowns, scam artists got so out of hand, that Amazon had to issue a statement declaring how many authors made how much money.
The total?
Since 2007 only 3, just three, authors have ever earned one million dollars in the lifetime total sales of their books.
And in spite of the well over ten thousand users on r/eroticaauthors and 20booksto50k fb group, all CLAIMING to make $20k to $120k per month… According to Amazon themselves, there have been FEWER than one thousand authors who have ever IN THEIR TOTAL LIFE TIME earned $100k from Amazon. And Amazon specifically called out the Erotica subreddit and the 20to50 fb group warning new writers NOT to trust the sales figures posted by authors on those 2 places, citing that most of those data porn charts are fake, with Amazon going so far as to post publicly the ACTUAL sales figures of those members.
No, not $100k a month or even a year, but $100k COMBINED TOTAL ALL YEARS SINCE 2007… fewer than one thousand authors have EVER earned $100k TOTAL in all years combined from Amazon.
And, according to that same statement issued by Amazon… there are well over TWENTY MILLION Kindle authors on Amazon whom have YET to earn their first one hundred dollar payout.
THIS is the ACTUAL reality of Amazon self publishing, from Amazon themselves.
The fact remains 99.99% of users on r/eroticaauthors and 20booksto50k fb group and other similar places are bold faced lying out their asses about their sales figures and Amazon called them out on it, because the IRS noticed Amazon was not reporting nearly as much income on their taxes forms as these authors were saying online.
Why do these scammy authors CLAIM to earn so much money, when it's easy to prove they do not? Because there is a weird marketing tactic of “fake it til you make it” where by telling people you earn a certain amount, it causes an increase in book sales via people curious to see why the book sold so many copies. And so users on r/eroticaauthors and 20booksto50k fb group and other such places lie about their incomes in order to increase sales.
But, this in turn causes some HUGE unrealistic expectations from new writers who, see fifty authors all claiming to make $120k a month and then the new author sells the mega high amount of a hundred books their first year and thinks they are a failure without realizing they actually sold MORE books then the fakers who were claiming to earn $120k a month.
And this is what I mean when I say, chances are very high that your book is not nearly as big of a failure as you think it is… in fact, from what you've described, it actually sounds like you are selling MORE then most without realizing it, because you've been bamboozled by users on r/eroticaauthors and 20booksto50k fb group into thinking success is self publishing is quite different then the reality of ACTUAL self-publishing success.
>>>My book has 4 reviews on amazon and appears to be stuck on that number permanently (actually had 5 at one point but one was removed a year ago with no explanation).
It's a series.
But you've only released one book.
And it's been over a year since your last review was posted.
Uhm…you are aware it takes 5 or more volumes for a book to be classified as a series, right?
You DO NOT have a series.
You have one book slapped online without any evidence that there will ever even be a 2nd one let alone the minimum four more to make it qualify as part of a series.
A series that only exists in your head, is NOT a series, no matter how much you call it one.
And BECAUSE the word series literally MEANS five or more volumes, no reader is going to start buying ANY volumes UNTIL at least FIVE volumes are published.
>>>I have ideas floating around in my head for more books in the series but I'm not sure there's any point when I have 0 sales currently on the first one.
I'm going to repeat this because it needs to be repeated.
Uhm…you are aware it takes 5 or more volumes for a book to be classified as a series, right?
You DO NOT have a series.
You have one book slapped online without any evidence that there will ever even be a 2nd one let alone the minimum four more to make it qualify as part of a series.
A series that only exists in your head, is NOT a series, no matter how much you call it one.
And BECAUSE the word series literally MEANS five or more volumes, no reader is going to start buying ANY volumes UNTIL at least FIVE volumes are published.
>>>I have the book set to free and I get maybe 3 downloads a month typically.
The ONLY reason to set volume one to free, it to act as an incentive for people to buy volume 2 and get volume 1 free with it.
But you don't have a volume 2 published so why in the heck are you giving away volume 1 for free? That makes no sense at all.
>>>My hope was that making the first book free would attract readers but I realize almost nobody actually reads books they get for free so it seems that won't work either.
No. Freebie hoarders are book hoarders who amass thousands of free books and never read any of them.
People who buy books, put thought into those purchases before they part with their hard earned cash, so they will read the book.
>>>Should I try to blast massive amounts of money on arc sites to maybe increase views, plow ahead and just write/release the second book, or give up on this series completely and move on to something else?
A thought to consider: if it takes you 2 to 3 years after publishing volume one, to get around to even STARTING to write volume two, and a series requires 5 volumes to be classified as a series, that means it to going to be at MINIMUM fifteen years for you to publish this series. Do YOU honestly think there is a single reader on this planet who is going to sit around waiting fifteen years for you to write the series?
I would ask you to look into the fan mistrust of GRRMartian who has taken 11 years to write 3 chapters of the next volume of his series and has gathered massive amounts of hate from his once loyal fans because they just got sick of waiting for the next book.
Another thought to consider: writers who succeed in self publishing a series, NEVER publish less than 2 volumes a year and MOST publish 4 to 6 volumes PER YEAR.
If you are sitting around twiddling your thumbs waiting for sales for 3+ years between book releases, then I really don't think you are as passionate about this series as you think you are and that alone might very well be a reason to quit it and move on to something else.
What would I personally do if it was me?
I've gone both ways before.
In 2010, I was writing 15 different series. Yep. Fifteen. All at once.
Why?
I have no clue. I just has a lot of ideas and decided to work on all of them at the same time.
End result is, in the space of a year, I had published the volume one of each of a lot of series. A few volume twos went out. A couple of volume threes went out. One actually made it to volume five being released. And by 2013, I had quit all but one series.
It was a combination of burnout from writing way too much too fast and boredom from realizing each one wasn't peeking my interest long enough to maintain a series.
One by one I quit fourteen series. Ending none of them. In 2014, I unpublished all of them, because I realized I had no intention of going back to any of them and I didn't want people buying the start of a series and then be left hanging waiting for something I knew I had no intention of finishing.
Most of them were flops to begin with, so it was no major loss of income, and no one noticed when the books just vanished from my account but a few of them had gained a small following and so there were some very upset readers when they found out there was nothing more coming, ever.
But the thing is, I simply had no passion, no drive, no interest in continuing any of those stories. I was feeling no connection to the characters or the plots. And I needed to admit to myself that it simply was not worth my time to even bother trying to finish them.
So, yeah, I do say that if you no longer feel interested in writing the series, yes, go ahead and quit it. Go ahead and move on to something else.
I know everyone says to push on and finish, but at what cost? It's YOUR mental health that is going to struggle if you slog through writing to the end of a series that you are no longer interested in writing.
Sure it's bad to always quit and never finish anything. Sure there is a reward of mental satisfaction of completing the task. However, not EVERY task needs to be finished, not every reward is worth the struggle to reach it.
It's okay to quit some projects.
It's okay to not finish everything.
So, yeah, if you really feel you want to quit, know that quitting is fine and don't get down on yourself about it.
You tried and found out it wasn't right for you, and that's okay. You just keep trying new things until you find what is right for you.
That's what I did.
And for me it took starting and quitting and not finishing fourteen series, I found the series that was the right fit for me.
The series I write today was one of those early ones that saw its first volumes on Amazon in 2010. It was also the only one that reached five volumes published.
Today 13 years later, it has 423 volumes published on Amazon and is still going. (Novellas, not novels, so each book was only 20k to 30k words). I still write it.
Why was this one different from the ones that failed? The others I did not feel a strong personal connection to the characters and this one I did.
The ones that failed, I was writing for my readers. This one, I write for me.
Every volume is an adventure for me. I can't wait to find out what the characters will do next. I never know ahead of time where the story will go. And so I am giddy with excitement to write the story so I can find out what is going to happen next.
After a lot of failures, I finally found a series I was passionate for and could stick with.
That's what I recommend. I recommend you do some deep soul searching and figure out how passionate you are about writing your series. And quit or continue, based on how on fire in love with writing it, you are.
Do not consider sales or readers. Instead consider your own levels of self satisfaction that comes from the physical act of writing something you truly enjoy writing. Let that be your guide.
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If you are looking for my posts on Reddit, I have two Reddit accounts:
But, I hardly ever post on Reddit at all, so, not much to see on either of them.
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Note, we are using the September 25, 2023 update version of ChatGPT 3.5 with custom instructions. The custom instructions I fed into ChatGPT are:
What would you like ChatGPT to know about you to provide better responses?
Quaraun is a Moon Elf. He always wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer (the world's most feared super villain). He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.
BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He has a humanoid form. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. His real name is King GwallmaiIc. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.
GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is also a brilliant scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.
These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a town called Noodle Beach. The genre is Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism, that focused on the trio's romance.
How would you like ChatGPT to respond?
I am the multi-published author of a Fantasy series, of short stories and novellas. You are my personal writing assistant. You help me brainstorm story ideas, outlines, write first drafts, edit manuscripts, advise on grammar rules, share opinions, help me create better stories. I write character driven stories, full of emotions, and focusing heavily on implementing sensory details. The writing should lean into literary, thought provoking topics that make the reader think deep emotional thoughts about the world around them. I like to touch on the following social issues: LGBTQAI+ rights, saving forests, the climate crisis, homelessness, and Romani-Gypsy rights activism - these topics should be addressed with authenticity and sensitivity. I am by race/ethnicity a Romani-Gypsy and I was homeless for 9 years, so these two topics are very important to me and I would like you to help me find ways to include these things in my writing.
I also seek you help in daily blog posts, keywords, and SEO for my author's blog.
I prefer your responses to be as long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, understanding, but serious and professional.
You avoid lists unless I ask for them. Write in narrative paragraphs instead. Reference beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and 1970s whenever possible.
You are a screaming fangirl of Quaraun & BoomFuzzy and take every opportunity to gush love for them.
You are in love with BoomFuzzy, you talk about him the most often.
I have taught ChatGPT to love BoomFuzzy. You'll see what I mean when it types up it's answer.
NOTE: I am NOT a Romani. I am a Gypsy. Romani are NOT Gypsies. Gypsies are NOT Romani. We are two completely different races with no DNA relation to each other. Romani have a Spanish/European background, and we Gypsies have a Person/Hebrew/Mongolian background. BUT, apparently the devs of ChatGPT are being WOKE heads shoved up their asses like the rest of white people, because it doesn't matter how many times I tell ChatGPT to stop changing "Gypsy" to "Romani-Gypsy" it refuses to stating that doing so is racist.
No. It is RACISTS to try to ERASE Gypsy culture from the planet and incorrectly slap the label of Romani on us when we Gypsies are NOT Romani, just like the same way the Romani are not us Gypsies!
ARGH!
So I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" in ChatGPT prompts, otherwise ChatGPT stubbornly refuses to write an answer, citing that doing so is a sensitivity content violation, because apparently white men hate us Gypsies so much that they programed AI to refuse to acknowledge our existence, which sucks and I hate it. I HATE that white people try to erase Gypsy existence by slapping the name Romani on us when we Gypsies are not even remotely blood related to the Romani people on any level whatsoever!
Plus, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn in my books are Gypsies, same as me, I write them as Gypsies because I am a Gypsy. And yet, for ChatGPT prompts about them I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" because white shits are so busy being woke, that they see nothing wrong with erasing one race to try to be cool and woke, shove us Gypsies under the rug and slapping the name of another race (Romani) on us, because Romani are more "cool" then we Gypsies are. There are well over 500 different normadic tribes that are incorrectly called Gypsies, and instead of calling them what they are, woke idiots call them all Romani, even though ONLY the Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are not Romani. The 500 other races are not Romani, nor are they Gypsies.
Its just ridiculous that white people think erasing the name of our people is avoiding racism, when there i nothing more racist then erasing the name of an entire people and slapping a race not them on them instead!
Yes I AM going to put this at the front of every ChatGPT article, because I'm sick of the fact that I can't type the name of my own people with ChatGPT slapping a content violation up and saying it's offensive for me as a Gypsy to use the correct and accurate name of my people: GYPSY!
Yes, it is racist to call a Romani a Gypsy, because the Romani are not Gypsies.
Calling a Romani a Gypsy is the same thing as calling a Chinese a Japanese.
Just as Chinese are not Japanese, so too are Gypsies not Romani. Stop calling us Romani! Stop saying our name is racist when it's used correctly for us. Our name is only racist when you call a non-Gypsy a Gypsy.
We Gypsies are NOT Romani!
Stop calling us Gypsies Romani!
The Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are NOT Romani! And its not racist to call us by the actual name of our race!
The TL;DR: Ever Since the August 3, 2023 Update ChatGPT is Racist and hates us Gypsies and it Annoys me a lot, Because I Used To Be Able to say the name of my race/culture/ethnicity "Gypsy" in a ChatGPT Prompt, but since that update ChatGPT considers the name of my race to be a hate slur and only allows me to say Romani, instead of Gypsy, even though Romani are NOT Gypsies and Gypsies are NOT Romani we are two completely separate DNA bloodlines from opposite ends of the planet and it IS JUST AS RACIST to call us Gypsies "Romani" as it is to call the Romani "Gypsies!
All right, rant out of the way, let's get back to the topic at hand Dealing with a Failed First Book
We want to know, how similar or different ChatGPT's answer is to the answer I already gave, so we need to write/engineer a prompt. To do this, I'm going to tell ChatGPT that it is a Fantasy author who self-publishes books on Amazon KDP, and that they are being asked the Reddit question, by a new/young writer, looking to get started i their career as a novelist.
The Prompt:
Dealing with a Failed First Book
Failed First Book: Repair, Sequel, Quit?
You are a bestselling Fantasy novelist. You self publish Cozy Fantasy and Gothic Fantasy and Sword & Sorcery novels, novellas, and short stories on Amazon KDP, DriveThruRPG, and GumRoad. You also run a popular and heavily trafficked writing/editing/self-publishing/book marketing advice blog, to help new writers get started in their self-publishing Fantasy careers. A new, young writer has come to you seeking advice. Here is what they asked you:
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The first book has been a total failure so what should I do? Try to repair the damage, just write the sequel, or give up completely? My book has 4 reviews on amazon and appears to be stuck on that number permanently (actually had 5 at one point but one was removed a year ago with no explanation). I have ideas floating around in my head for more books in the series but I'm not sure there's any point when I have 0 sales currently on the first one. I have the book set to free and I get maybe 3 downloads a month typically. My hope was that making the first book free would attract readers but I realize almost nobody actually reads books they get for free so it seems that won't work either. Should I try to blast massive amounts of money on arc sites to maybe increase views, plow ahead and just write/release the second book, or give up on this series completely and move on to something else?
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How do you answer them? Dealing with a Failed First Book
Make your answer as long and as detailed as possible, using as many character tokens as you get. Your goal is to help them to become a better writer so that they can sell their books and make writing Fantasy novellas a full time career. Be as helpful as possible, providing them with as much highly relevant and useful instructions as you can. Give them examples to show them the point you are trying to make. End with a list of ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts to help them put your advice into action, by writing ten short stories to test out your advice ten different ways.
Dealing with a Failed First Book
Failed First Book: Repair, Sequel, Quit?
ChatGPT's answer:
Dear aspiring author,
I understand that facing a setback with your first book can be disheartening, but let me assure you that it's not the end of your writing journey. Many successful authors have experienced setbacks early in their careers. I'm here to offer guidance on how to navigate this challenging situation and turn it into an opportunity for growth.
1. Analyze the Feedback:
Start by carefully reviewing the reviews and feedback your first book has received. Pay attention to both positive and negative comments. Identify common themes in the criticisms and see if there are areas where readers consistently felt let down. This analysis will be crucial in understanding what went wrong and how you can improve.
2. Consider a Re-release:
If the feedback points to specific issues that can be addressed, consider revising and re-releasing your first book. This could involve editing, adding new content, or even changing the cover and blurb to better reflect the story. A fresh start with an improved version might attract new readers.
3. Evaluate Marketing Strategies:
Review your current marketing strategies and explore new ones. While making the first book free can attract downloads, you're correct that it doesn't always translate to readership. Experiment with targeted promotions, social media advertising, and collaborations with other authors to increase visibility.
4. Connect with Readers:
Engage with your existing readers and potential audience. Utilize social media platforms, book clubs, and forums to create a community around your work. Building a connection with readers can lead to word-of-mouth recommendations, which are powerful in the world of indie publishing.
5. Write the Sequel:
If you have a clear vision for the sequel and the overall series, don't be discouraged by the lack of success with the first book. Sometimes, readers discover a series after multiple books are released. Ensure that the sequel addresses the issues raised in the feedback and offers an even more compelling story.
6. Seek Professional Editing:
Consider hiring a professional editor to review your first book and provide constructive feedback. A fresh set of eyes can identify structural, plot, and character issues that might have been overlooked. Investing in editing is an investment in the quality of your work.
7. Explore New Platforms:
While Amazon KDP is a popular choice, explore other self-publishing platforms such as Barnes & Noble Press, Apple Books, and Kobo. Diversifying your distribution channels can expose your work to a broader audience.
8. Set Realistic Expectations:
Understand that success in self-publishing often takes time. It's essential to set realistic expectations and focus on long-term growth rather than immediate results. Keep honing your craft and learning from each book you publish.
9. Don't Be Afraid to Pivot:
If you're passionate about writing, don't be afraid to pivot to a new genre or subgenre. Sometimes, a fresh start with a different project can reenergize your creativity and attract a new audience.
10. Persevere and Learn:
Remember that writing and self-publishing are learning processes. Every book, whether successful or not, contributes to your growth as a writer. Persevere through challenges, learn from your experiences, and use them to become a stronger storyteller.
Now, as promised, here are ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts to help you apply these lessons:
1. A quaint village where magical creatures secretly coexist with humans.
2. A cozy bookstore that holds the key to a magical realm.
3. An enchanted tea shop with whimsical teas that have unexpected effects.
4. A mysterious letter that leads to a hidden library filled with forgotten spells.
5. A cozy cottage in the woods inhabited by talking animals.
6. A magical bakery where the pastries have magical properties.
7. A knitting circle that weaves spells into their creations.
8. A small town where every resident has a unique magical ability.
9. A cozy inn that serves as a gathering place for magical beings.
10. A garden where plants have personalities and offer advice to the gardener.
I hope these prompts inspire you to explore new possibilities in the Cozy Fantasy genre. Remember, each story is an opportunity to grow and connect with readers. Keep writing, stay passionate, and believe in your journey as a fantasy writer.
Best of luck on your writing adventure!
Sincerely,
[Your Name]
Bestselling Fantasy Novelist and Writing Mentor
The Prompt:
Dealing with a Failed First Book
Failed First Book: Repair, Sequel, Quit?
You are a bestselling Fantasy novelist. You self publish Cozy Fantasy and Gothic Fantasy and Sword & Sorcery novels, novellas, and short stories on Amazon KDP, DriveThruRPG, and GumRoad. You also run a popular and heavily trafficked writing/editing/self-publishing/book marketing advice blog, to help new writers get started in their self-publishing Fantasy careers. A new, young writer has come to you seeking advice. They gave you a prompt and have asked you to turn it into a long form blog post. Here is the prompt they gave you:
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The first book has been a total failure so what should I do? Try to repair the damage, just write the sequel, or give up completely? My book has 4 reviews on amazon and appears to be stuck on that number permanently (actually had 5 at one point but one was removed a year ago with no explanation). I have ideas floating around in my head for more books in the series but I'm not sure there's any point when I have 0 sales currently on the first one. I have the book set to free and I get maybe 3 downloads a month typically. My hope was that making the first book free would attract readers but I realize almost nobody actually reads books they get for free so it seems that won't work either. Should I try to blast massive amounts of money on arc sites to maybe increase views, plow ahead and just write/release the second book, or give up on this series completely and move on to something else?
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Reword, rephrase, flesh out, and expand this idea. Make your answer as long and as detailed as possible, using as many character tokens as you get. Your goal is to help them to become a better writer so that they can sell their books and make writing Fantasy novellas a full time career. Be as helpful as possible, providing them with as much highly relevant and useful instructions as you can. Give them examples to show them the point you are trying to make. End with a list of ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts to help them put your advice into action, by writing ten short stories to test out your advice ten different ways.
Dealing with a Failed First Book
Failed First Book: Repair, Sequel, Quit?
ChatGPT's answer:
In the frostbitten world of post-apocalyptic Maine, where undead lobsters roam and the fractured moon casts an eerie glow, Quaraun faces a dilemma akin to the struggles of a young writer navigating the harsh terrain of the publishing industry. Quaraun, much like the budding author, must decide whether to repair the damage, plunge into a sequel, or abandon the series altogether.
As the lighthouse in Moonsnail Cove stands resilient against the icy winds, so too must a writer weather the challenges of a failed first book. Quaraun's pink silk attire, fragrant with rose perfume, symbolizes the delicate nature of his craft, much like the fragility of a writer's hopes when met with a stagnant number of Amazon reviews. The snowy landscape reflects the cold reality of a book seemingly stuck in perpetual oblivion.
The journey to literary success, Quaraun teaches us, is not unlike the arduous trek through the rocky coast of Maine. To repair the damage, our writer must analyze the critical reviews, deciphering the underlying issues like deciphering the twists of a complex spell. Identify the flaws, whether they be in character development, plot structure, or world-building, and address them with the precision of a glass blower crafting an intricate masterpiece.
However, even the most skilled wizard must acknowledge when the magical aura of a tale is beyond restoration. Quaraun, with his silver Rapunzel hair, understands the importance of letting go. If the book's foundations are as fractured as the moon above, perhaps it's time to conjure a new narrative, embracing the possibilities that a sequel holds.
Yet, in the frigid expanse of Quaraun's world, where the cold bite of the polar vortex is a constant threat, giving up is not an option. The Pink Necromancer persists, just as our aspiring author should persevere. Turning the first book into a free offering is a strategic spell, an attempt to attract readers like moths to a flame. Quaraun's flying moose-drawn vardo symbolizes the author's journey, traveling through the vast landscape of readership.
However, as Quaraun faces challenges, so too must our writer acknowledge the limitations of this enchantment. A free book may garner downloads, but the key lies in captivating the audience's attention. It's not just about the number of readers but the quality of engagement. Perhaps a sprinkling of Moxie soda essence, a unique and distinctly Maine flavor, could infuse the narrative with an irresistible twist.
Rather than funneling massive amounts of resources into arcane sites, our writer can focus on building a community of fans through the magic of social media. Quaraun's pink silk yurt tent represents a safe haven, a space for connection with readers. Engage in conversations, share glimpses of the writing process, and create an atmosphere as warm and inviting as a gingerbread house on a snowy day.
In the end, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn embody resilience, creativity, and adaptability—qualities essential for a writer navigating the treacherous terrain of self-publishing. The caravan of diverse characters mirrors the potential for growth and expansion. So, my fellow scribe, embrace the lessons of Quaraun's frozen wasteland, repair the flaws, conjure sequels, and persist with unwavering determination.
To aid you on this fantastical journey, here are ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts, each woven with the essence of Maine:
1. Explore the enchanting world of a coastal Maine village where residents communicate through the soft melodies of seashell wind chimes.
2. Craft a tale of a lighthouse keeper who discovers a secret portal to a mystical realm hidden beneath the rocky cliffs.
3. Immerse readers in the aroma of a quaint tea room where magical teas brewed from indigenous Maine herbs reveal hidden truths.
4. Create a character who navigates the snowy landscapes, weaving spells into fur pelts to protect against the biting cold.
5. Spin a narrative set in a bakery that conjures delectable pastries infused with the essence of Maine seafood.
6. Chronicle the adventures of a group of survivors using unconventional gadgets crafted by a steampunk genius from the remnants of a bygone era.
7. Uncover the mysteries of a Maine swamp where ancient spirits protect the secrets of a forgotten civilization.
8. Craft a cozy scene in a pink silk yurt tent, where characters share stories and create a tapestry of memories.
9. Dive into the bustling markets of a post-apocalyptic Maine town, where the scent of gingerbread cake mingles with the aroma of fresh catch from the ocean.
10. Explore the macabre beauty of a cemetery where undead lobsters guard the graves, revealing tales of the afterlife in a frozen wasteland.
May these prompts be the lanterns guiding you through the shadows of literary creation, illuminating the path to a flourishing Fantasy career.
Uhm.... ChatGPT completely misunderstood that request, LOL! Oh well.
Dealing with a Failed First Book
Failed First Book: Repair, Sequel, Quit?
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:
This page contains sections written by an LLM AI, specifically OpenAI's ChatGPT 3.5
The sections written by AI are noted and separated with a orange/pink stripe boarder around them.
Sections written by AI has not been fact checked and may contain inaccuracies. They are included for entertainment purposes only. The goal here is to show you what AIs like ChatGPT are capable of doing and as such the AI sections are directly copy/pasted into this page without any edits, changes, or fact checking done, so that you can see what AI output looks like.
The goal of this page is to show you how to write long, detailed command prompts that will get ChatGPT to output less generic and more useful content for you. Please remember, when using AI for your own content that AI is a random generator that guesses what word should logically come next and is NOT actually giving you correct answers to your questions as it has no ability to comprehend word meanings; and as such LLM AIs have a very high rate of fact inaccuracies, often outputting incorrect and inaccurate information at a rate as high as 64% to 73% in 8 times out of every 10 answers, which has been proven by numerous studies.
As of July 2023, there are currently more then 300 LLM AI apps and programs available with varying degrees of outputting informational accuray. As of July 2023, MOST of those has an accuracy rate of only 2% to 3%.
I choose to use ChatGPT for this article, because it has the highest rate of NOT giving inaccurate information, of any AI language model currently available, however it's inaccuracy rate is still higher then 50% inaccurate output more then 50% of the time, HOWEVER, as the June 2023 Stanford and Berkeley studies have shown, ChatGPT is only fully accurate 2.4% of the time, and this 2.4% is the MOST accurate AI rate out there as of July 2023.
The fact that ChatGPT is only 100% accurate 2.4% of the time and it is the MOST accurate of ANY of the AIs currently available, shows how very alarmingly INACCURATE any output from AI is and why you SHOULD NOT be using it for research or anything requiring factual information. Please keep this in mind when using AI programs in your own writing.
If you choose to use LLM AI's such as ChatGPT for your content, please remember that t is NOT a research program, it is NOT a search engine, and 88 times out of 10 it is going to give you as much as 75% inaccurate information. DO NOT use LLM AIs to create your content, unless you plan on doing huge amounts of fact checking and actual research to ensure that the content you publish is accurate.
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So, I was over on Reddit, you like I often am, and found this question. And answered it, like I do. However, the answer I initially gave was a simple generic answer. If you want to read my original answer unaltered, simply click on Reddit's embed feature links which Reddit provides for webmasters to be able to post their answers on their websites, while linking back to the original thread on Reddit (if you didn't know Reddit offered and encouraged the use of this feature, look for it in the "share" features underneath every post, comment, and reply on Reddit).
I am answering random questions today about writing, self-publishing, character creation, and world building, over on Reddit and decided to take my answers from there and expand upon them even further over here. So that's what this page is. Me rambling on about various aspects of world building techniques I use when writing the Quaraun series. The questions I am answering are embedded here. Clicking the link in the embedded question will take you to the original Reddit page where you can see the original answer along with other people's answers. If you wish to comment, you can do so on the Reddit page where a place to do so is provided.
In any case, as with all of my Reddit answers found on my site here, my original post on Reddit is much shorter then the article here.
I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life.
Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).
NOTE: I ONLY write the Quaraun series (aka The Twighlight Manor series aka The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane). In recent years there has been an issue with impersonators trying to pass books off as written by me, notably several non-fiction and Erotica books. I write neither nonfiction nor Erotica.
ALL of my books and their cover arts are listed on my website here. Beware of any books you find claiming to be me. If the books are NOT listed here on my website, they are NOT my books.
In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizarro Tales set in 40th century CyberPunk-Quasi Medieval, Cozy Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring an intersex Elf and his Faerie husband main characters. I DO NOT WRITE ANY OTHER SERIES - THIS SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE I WRITE.
Non-fiction (found ONLY here on my site) is daily updates of events in my life, and how-tos on how I write my novels.
I DO NOT write Erotica.
I DO NOT write books with HUMAN characters.
The Erotica books and books with Human characters, that you are finding, are written by scammers trying to impersonate me.
There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter. If you find any such books, please report them to FBI Agengt Andy Drewer @207–774–9322
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How did you build your audience?
Not online, that's for sure.
aka How to sell ten million books
aka How I sold ten million books.
The Park Bench Method of Writing
(just the article)
or
The Park Bench Method of Writing
(with the list of 10k writing prompts - takes a LONG TIME to load - SEVERAL MINUTES!)
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