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The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level planet destroying alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon wizards, with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other to get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
The Accidental Love Potion
The scent of sizzling mushrooms filled the kitchen of the BioDome, a savoury mix of earthy and buttery aromas that clung to the humid air. BoomFuzzy stood over the stove, his dreadlocks tied back with a purple tartan ribbon. A small mound of freshly harvested alien mushrooms lay on the counter—some the size of dinner plates, others no bigger than a coin. Their caps shimmered with iridescent hues, glinting under the harsh light of the retro-futuristic kitchen.
With the synthetic air systems in the BioDome, BoomFuzzy had taken to cooking in here instead of in the lighthouse or outside over a campfire, as was his usual way of cooking. They had been several weeks on Planet Ptarmagin now and had settled into their new routines.
“Quaraun, me Love,” BoomFuzzy called out, stirring the pan. “I’ve got somethin’ special brewin’ for ya tonight.”
Quaraun shuffled into the room, leaning heavily on his cane. His mechanical fingers tapped nervously against the silver shaft.
“You know how I feel about wild mushrooms on this planet,” he said, his voice tinged with unease. “What if they’re toxic? Or parasitic?”
BoomFuzzy chuckled, tossing a pinch of glittering salt into the pan.
“I tested them meself. I still here ain’t I?”
“You are a Lich! You are already dead. You are UnDead. Things that kill the living will not kill you because you are already dead. Just because something is not toxic to you does not mean it is not toxic to me or Glinta or my children or my handmaids or — ”
“Ah, they’re fine. Found ’em meself this mornin’. Trust me, Love. Ya love mushroom recipes.”
“With Earth mushrooms that we know are safe.”
“Ye’ll adore this dish.”
Quaraun sighed, his long silver hair coiling restlessly around his shoulders.
“I trust you... but if I die, it’s your fault.”
“Ye won’t die,” BoomFuzzy replied.
Dinner was quiet at first, save for the occasional clink of cutlery against plates. The entire UnSeelie Court, all four hundred people, sat around the huge communal eating area of the BioDome. The mushroom dish was delicious. Of this every one agreed. Its flavours rich and complex, with a hint of sweetness that lingered on the tongue. Even GhoulSpawn, who usually avoided BoomFuzzy’s experiments, had a second helping.
But within minutes, things started to feel... strange.
Quaraun was the first to notice.
He leaned across the table, his blue eyes fixed on BoomFuzzy with an intensity that made the Phooka blink.
“Unicorn,” Quaraun said softly, his voice trembling with emotion as he wrapped his arms around BoomFuzzy’s neck, and slithered closer to sit on Fae king’s lap. “Do you know how much I love you?”
“Aye, I do,” BoomFuzzy replied, raising an eyebrow. “But... ah… ye alright, Love? Ya acting kind of loopy.”
“I don’t think you understand,” Quaraun continued, forgetting that he never used contractions, his voice rising to a dramatic pitch. He grabbed BoomFuzzy’s hand, clutching it like a lifeline. “You’re my everything. My sun, my stars, my—”
“Here we go,” GhoulSpawn muttered, slumping in his chair. “Emo egdelord is going mega cringe lord on us.”
Quaraun’s poetic tirade showed no signs of stopping.
“Without you, my existence would be a void! A bleak, endless abyss of despair!”
He gestured wildly, his long hair swirling like ribbons around him.
BoomFuzzy stared at him, then at the empty plate in front of Quaraun.
“Ah, what’s got into ye, Love? Ya act like ya been licking LSD cubes again.”
“It’s not just him,” a Goblin servent said, pointing to GhoulSpawn.
“I’ve never realized how... incredible I am.” GhoulSpawn’s voice uncharacteristically dreamy. He gazed at his reflection in a nearby monitor, a goofy grin spreading across his face. “I am gorgeous. My hair is so golden. So vibrant. It’s like I’m a walking miracle of quantum perfection.”
Others around the room were acting similarly strange.
BoomFuzzy’s dreadlocks bristled.
“What in the bloody blazes is goin’ on here?”
It didn’t take long for BoomFuzzy to piece it together.
“The mushrooms,” he muttered, pacing the kitchen while Quaraun clung to his arm like a vine, dragging along behind him. “Somethin’ in ’em’s actin’ like a love potion. Affects everyone differently.”
“You think?” GhoulSpawn said, still admiring himself in the monitor. “I feel amazing. I should write a book about myself.”
“Unicorn,” Quaraun whispered, his voice cracking with emotion. “Promise me you’ll never leave. Swear it!”
BoomFuzzy gently pried Quaraun off his arm.
“Love, I’m not goin’ anywhere. But I need to fix this mess before ya drive me mad.”
Quaraun’s lower lip trembled.
“You think I’m mad? You hate me, don’t you?”
BoomFuzzy groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose.
“No, I don’t hate ya. But I cannae think straight with all this carryin’ on.”
GhoulSpawn waved dismissively.
“You’re overreacting. Everyone’s fine. I mean, look at me—I’ve never been better!”
As if to prove his point, he stood up and struck a ridiculous pose, his green coat billowing like a superhero’s cape.
BoomFuzzy grabbed a stray orb belonging to Toobe, the BioDome’s AI, and barked into it.
“Toobe, run a scan on the air filters. Make sure this potion thing hasn’t spread.”
The AI’s metallic voice buzzed back.
“Air quality normal. Fungal spore levels elevated. Recommend immediate containment.”
BoomFuzzy cursed under his breath.
“Figures.”
By the time BoomFuzzy returned to the living quarters, Quaraun had escalated from clingy to full-blown theatrical. He stood atop a table, his arms outstretched as he recited a poem he’d apparently just composed.
“My heart bleeds for you, Unicorn!
A wound so deep, it cannot heal!
My soul is torn asunder—”
“Enough!” BoomFuzzy shouted, pulling Quaraun down from the table. “Love, yer embarrassin’ yerself.”
Quaraun collapsed into his arms, sobbing.
“You think I’m an embarrassment. I knew it!”
BoomFuzzy sighed.
“GhoulSpawn!”
The Sheep Demon poked his head in, his grin still annoyingly wide.
“Yes, oh wise and handsome BoomFuzzy? Though not as wise or as handsome as me.”
“Get yer smug arse to the lab and help me reverse this before I lose what’s left o’ me sanity!”
With GhoulSpawn’s help, and Toobe’s endless cheerfully sarcastic commentary, BoomFuzzy concocted an antidote. It involved boiling down the remaining mushrooms with a mix of chemicals from the BioDome’s supply closet.
They tested it on Quaraun first, who had taken to writing a love letter on the walls in pink chalk. The effect was instantaneous.
Quaraun blinked, his expression shifting from dreamy adoration to mortified confusion.
“What... what happened?” He looked at BoomFuzzy. “Why are you holding me?” He looked up at the pink chalk. “WHO HAS BEEN WRITING ALL OVER MY WALLS!!!”
“Ya don’t want tae know,” BoomFuzzy replied, shoving the antidote into his hands. “Drink.”
By the end of the night, everyone was back to normal—though Quaraun refused to look anyone in the eye, his face bright red.
BoomFuzzy leaned against the kitchen counter, shaking his head at the chaos.
“Never touchin’ those mushrooms again.”
“Good call,” GhoulSpawn said, his usual sarcasm returning. “Next time, let’s stick to recipes that don’t turn us into lunatics.”
Quaraun, who was brushing scrubbing the pink chalk off the walls, shot them both a glare.
“This is your fault, Unicorn. I will make pay for this.”
BoomFuzzy smirked.
“Ya al’ready did, Love. Ya al’ready did.”
I can’t stop writing chapters for this. Here’s the rest of the set of Space Dock 13’s First Leap Through Space:
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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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