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November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

NEVER FORGET:

My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!

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FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

The most requested, but apparently not so easy to find writing article is EelKat's Park Bench Method To Writing (you have to scroll half way down the page to find it. It's after the list of writing prompts). The name of the page is NOT "EelKat's Park Bench Method of Writing" which is why you guys have so much trouble finding it, LOL!)

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

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 TRIGGERED! I'm a Straight Cis Woman, but I am deemed Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, Are you too gay for the bigoted, minority harassing, white power, gay hating psychos of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall Too? 

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Quaraun Cover Art Gallery

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Quaraun The Insane
The Twighlight Manor Series Prequel
Bizarro Dark Fantasy Serial

If the book has an "About" page, then clicking the cover image will take you to it, where you can see the book cover full size. If clicking the cover doesn't do anything, the page isn't up yet, but will be soon.

With more then 100 volumes in the series, The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane features a wide range of some pretty awesome fantasy art. Here's a gallery to showcase them...

*At the moment these are just static images. I will be adding to this site, "About the Book" pages for each separate volume in the series. As those pages go up, I will turn the corresponding image here, into a link to that page, where you'll be able to see the book cover image full size.

The books are not shown in series order here. If you want to know which order the books should be read in, please see the chart on THIS PAGE.

This is probably the most massive project I have ever taken on.  In all more then a dozen different artists were involved in making the art for these books.

As you may or may not be aware, this is the first time I have published a series with cover art. Since the 1970s I have never used cover art on my books. Most of my stories were published in magazines, chapbooks, and anthologies, so no need for covers.  Stories that were stand-alone-chapbooks always just had blank pictureless covers with only the title printed on the covers.

This is also the first time a series of mine is being released as e-book before print. Normally my books go print first and MAYBE go to ebook. I've rarely released any of my stories as ebooks. So, there are a lot of new things happening for me with the Quaraun series.

I absolutely LOVE the cover art. I want to send out a great big THANK YOU to all the artists, they did an amazing job. I just want hug everyone of them. These pictures are so beautiful. I love them.

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QUESTION: How many stories are there in the series?

ANSWER: I have never counted. 

Each of the finished stories will be at least 25,000 words long and up to 75,000 words long in some instances, with the majority of the stories being at 50k to 90k words in length. 

Some are over 100k, a few are over 200k, and at least 1 (Summoner of Darkness) passed 300k

Yes! That DOES mean the Quaraun series is NOT a short story serial, nor is it a novella serial. Each book in the Quaraun series is a full length novel.

Before the serial started publication, I had received several reader questions asking if this was a series of short stories or a series of novellas. It is neither.  These are novels. (The reason folks were asking is because, I am have been a short story writer since 1978 and they were confused when I announced this series back in 2011. They did not expect me to switch to longer stories.)

As you probably have figured out by now, this is a spin-off of The Twighlight Manor series, which was my longest running serial to date, running  monthly & bi-monthly releases from 1978 to 1997 and 4 annual releases from 1997 to 2015. Most of the TMStories ranged from 3,000 to 7,500 words each. The Twighlight Manor series is now in its 37th year ans still going.

The Quaraun series is a prequel to The TMSeries.

Like the TMSeries, the Quaraun series is written in an "open ended soap opera" style. Meaning there is no end planned, and the Quaraun series could conceivably, run for 30 or more years in exactly the same way the TMSeries has done.

So, how many books will there be in the Quaraun series? The answer is unknown. At MINIMUM is will contain at least 130 volumes, but there are more then 300 plots already started. Below is an alphabetical list of the work-in-progress stories and their current working titles. As each title is published, I will change it to a link:

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a

Abducted By The Frost Giant 

*Adamantine Door, The

*Admiral Cometa: Tales of The Black Tower ~oO0~

*Alchemist And the Curse of The Muldjewangk, The

Alien Sorcerer Of The Glass Battlement

All Devouring Bunny Of The Afterlife: Tales of the Black Tower

*All My Sins Remembered

Ancestral Omen Breaker Of The Elf Eater Clan

*And The Frigid North Wind Howled

Angry Bishop Of Forgotten Lusts, The

Angry Vampire and The Moon Elf, The

Apple, The

Aquatic Island of Flame

Aquatic Labyrinth Of The Conqueror, The

Artificially-Created Jewel Thief, The

Artistic Sewer-Dwelling Wizard, The

*As Pitiless As The Sun

Astrological Eruption of Pudding

Astonishing House of Cabbage

*Attack Of The Silver Salamander, The

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*Baby For The Necromancer, A

Balance Of Terror

Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler

Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler Strike Three

Battle of Ongadada , The ~oO0~

Battlefield Of The Lich Queen

*Battlefield Of The Witch Queen

BatWing: Tales of the Black Tower ~oO0~

*Bear's Ceremony of Water and Charisma

*Beast From The Deep Beyond 

Beautiful Daydream of The Mind Controlling Viking

*Beautiful Shimmering Glow In The Dark Wraith, The

Behind Closed Doors  ~oO0~

*The Bejewelled Lich

Beneath The Wizard's Tower

The Best Night Ever

Bewitched By The Witch Doctor 

Black Hammer Of Illusions

The Black Market Leprechaun and the Pendant of The Vampire 

*The Black Tower ~oO0~

Blasphemous Sacrament of the Golden Decree

The Bleeding Catacombs of The Dragon Monkey 

The Blessed Catacomb Of The Bloodstained Ghosts

The Blood Stained Poison Of The Pink Frog ~oO0~

The Blood Star Ruby ~oO0~

*Bloodstained Asylum Of Terror

Bloodstained Crypt Of Mysteries

Bloodstained Pit Of Souls

The Bloodstained Scythe The Of The Wraith

*The Bloody Embrace Of The Thullid

The Blue Box of Flesh Eating Snails 

*The Blue Eyed Demon Of The Enchanted Racetrack (a rewrite of 'Ice Storm 98 aka Wvoodell's Tragedy') ~oO0~

*The Bone Of The Wicked Ghost

*BoomFuzzy

BoomFuzzy’s Boomfudgy Banana Ultra Crème Chocolates

BoomFuzzy's  Candy Shop Of Doom

BoomFuzzy’s  Chocolate Coated Demons

BoomFuzzy’s Chocolate Covered Apricots

BoomFuzzy’s Demon Trees

*BoomFuzzy's Unicorn

Boots Of The Cursed Ones

Burning Cloister Of Ice

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*Captain Quirk And The Pirate Ship Rent-A-Prize

Captivated By The Shape Shifting Elf Eating Mega Rats 

Captured By The Cultist 

Captured By The Glittering Elf King 

*Captured By The Mournful Snow Elf 

Captured By Quaraun The Insane

Captured By The Spring Cleaning Wild King 

Castle Of Forbidden Sorcery

Castle Of The Ghouls

Catacomb Of Flame

The Catacomb Of The Shipwrecks

Catacomb Of The Arch-Mage

The Cathedral Of Guummaell

*The Cats of Space Dock 13  ~oO0~

Caught in the Blizzard's Wake

*Cave Of Nightmares

*Cave Of The Cannibal King

The Cave Of Leu'tege

Celestial Marsh Of Illusions

The Chalice Of Love

Chamber Of Shadows

The Charming Marquessa

The Charming Prince of The Flying Castle 

*The Chihuahua Of The Sacred Mountain

Chocolate Kelpie, The

Chocolate Pudding and Pink Penguins ~oO0~

Cinnamon Bun of The Unicorn 

*City Of The Screaming Statues, The

Claws Of Dutusu, The

Compassionate Snake's Conjuration of Power

Conjurer’s Room, The

Conquered By The Faerie Cat

Cotton Candy Alchemist, The

Cotton Candy Clouds

Crag Of The Drowned

Crazy Days At Turtle Island

Crazy Dog's Captive

Creamy Garlic Pasta For The Elf Eating Destruction

Crooked Knives, The

Crowns Of Xyiustr, The

*Crystal Cave of Time and Necromancy~oO0~

Crystal Colosseum of the Deceiver

Crystal Empire, The

*Crystal Palace Of Mount Demontooth, The ~oO0~

Crystal Plague, The ~oO0~

Cult of the White Queen, The  ~oO0~

*Curse of the Di'Jin, The

Curse of Suicide Island, The ~oO0~

Curse of The Blood Star Ruby, The ~oO0~

The Curse Of The Muldjewangk

*Curse of the Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch, The

*Cursed Marsh Of the Ancestor Demon

*The Cursed Ship Of Ghouls

Cursed Zone

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Damned Ceremony of the Milk Entity

Dancing With The Church Grim 

*Dark Desire of The Crazed Fluffy, The

Dark Desire of The Nefarious Forest, The

Dark Monstrosities of The Ghostly Leprechaun, The 

*Dathirar The Oni

*Daughter Of Vengeance

Day Of Judgement

Day Of Wrath

Dazzling Cape of The Magnificent Fuzzy-Wuzzy, The

Dazzling Gnome of the Royal Creame Frosting of Gold, The 

Dazzling Razzbury, The  ~oO0~

Death Dell Farm

Death Of A Thousand Hungers, The

*Demon Chest Of Gibedon The Great, The

*Demon Tree Of The Aquatic Garden, The

Demonic Divination of the Blasphemous Nomads, The

Demonic Pigeons From Hell

Demonic Ritual of the Heavenly Undertaker, The

Depraved Curse, The 

Desecrated Grotto Of The Wraiths, The

The Diontite Cats of Planet Ptarmagin  ~oO0~

Discover The Amazing Power of  Macaroni And Cheese!

Dr. Dameon ~oO0~

Dog Demon Sugar Daddy, The 

Door Of Unarilur, The

*Dread Chant of the Fanboys

The Dread Curse Of The Dancing Dodos

Dreams Of Lichdom

Drowned Lich, The

*Drowned Maze Of Frozen Terror

Dungeon of Bloodstained Screams, The 

Dwarf's Apocalypse, The

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*Eating Butterflies And Pooping Rainbows

Ecrodon King of Planet Flame, The 

*Elf Eating Candy Maker, The

Elf Killer and His Fabulous Song Writing Blue Box, The

Elf Who Walked Through Time, The

Enchanted Moon King, The 

Enchanted Slave Master of The Crazed Big Bad Boogie Monster, The 

Ensnared Souls  

Enslaved By The Blood Thirsty Sequined Ice Wizard 

Enslaved By The Opal Astronomer 

Enslaved By The Yodeling Cannibal 

Errand Of Mercy

Escape  ~oO0~

*Eternal Ghost's Evocation Of Death, The

Ethereal Sphere of Cotton Candy

*Evening of The Aquatic Elder

*Evening With The Orange Wizard 

Ever-changing Pits of Insanity

*Evening of The Wonderful Cheddar and Broccoli Rice Casserole

*Everyday Use of Advanced Necromancies

*Evocation Of The Thirteen Wraiths Of Torture

Evocation Of The Unholy King

Extra-Dimensional Crystal of The Frost Merfolk, The 

Eye Of The Controller, The

Eyes Of Iunteptu, The

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Fallen Fortress Of The Wraiths

Far Island of the Demons

*FarDarrig Of Secrets, The

Fascination And Terror

*Fate Of The Psychedelic Invisible Gnome

*Feared School Of The Lake People, The

Fiendish King's Ritual Of Misery

Fiery Grimoire Of The Wraith

Fiery Halls of the Arch-Mage

Fishmonger Of Death

Five Bones Of Biusoictii, the

Five Hexes of Flesh Absorption

*Five Pillars Of Xel'lidutul, The

*Flaming Footprints of The Hallucinating Lich 

The Flaming Footprints of The Eye Catching Dog Demon

The Flaming Planet ~oO0~

Flaming Ritual Of The Hummus Devil

The Flesh-Eating Castle Of The Crazed Murderers  ~oO0~

Flesh Eating Mansion Of Wickedness (The Twighlight Manor – Quaraun Father Of King Vielder)  ~oO0~

The Fluffernutter Fudge King of Wonderful Things

For The Love Of Vampires

*Forbidden Island Of The Lich Queen

The Forbidden Prison of the Cursed Murderers

*The Forest of Macaroni and Cheese Trees

*The Forest of No Return

Forest Of The Vampire Lord (Twighlight Forest)  ~oO0~

Forgotten Carnival Of The Cannibal Entities ~oO0~

Forgotten Tomb Of The Cannibals

Fortress Of The Undead

Friends Are Forever: Volume 1 of The Twighlight Manor Series  ~oO0~

The Frozen Kelpie and the Boots of The Demonic Ones 

Fuzzy-Wuzzy Wizard of the Selkie of Ebony

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Ghilie Dhu of The Moon

The Ghilie Dhu of A Thousand Tortures 

Ghostly Calling of the Corrupt Wyrm

Ghostly Tower Of Spirits

*Ghoul Spawn The Crazed And The Rose Garden Of The Pink Necromancer

Ghoul Spawn and The Rainbow Wand

Ghoul Spawn's Army of Flying Fish

The Ghoulish Hoodoo Rootworker

Giilachala The Thullid

The Gleaming Hot Pants of The Pirate Frog King

The Glowing Jelly Cube of The Bloody Phooka 

The Golden Palace ~oO0~

Grandma's Desserts

The Grave of The Blood Sucking Gremlin 

The Great Crystonite War  ~oO0~

The Greedy Forest Dwelling Illusionist

*The Green Jelly Cube Of Death

The Grimoire Of Radiant Ditiui

Grimoire Of The Benevolent Wizards

The Green Serpent and The Cult of the Lansquin  ~oO0~

h

The Happy Dappy MerMan and The Big Bird of Love 

The Haunted Box Of BoomFuzzy's Chocolates

*The Haunted House of The Mind Controlling Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch

*Haunted Oubliette, Blessed Madness

The Haunted Salamander of the Green Hat of Horror 

Heart Of The Mutant

Hidden Tunnel Of Unspeakable Terrors

*The Hoary Sphinx Of Chniteler

*The Horrid Cliff Of Faxechroi

*The House of Hags

How To Have The Best Sex Of Your Life

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The Illegitimate Escaped Slave Of The The Haunted House Of Glittering Gems 

The Immortal Book of Immortality

Imprisoned by the Angry Teddy Bears

Imprisoned By The Glow In The Dark Elf 

Imprisoned By The Hallucinating Elf Hunter 

In Dragon Swamp

In Love With Quaraun The Insane

In Search Of The Perfect Frosting

*In Search Of The Pink Frog

In The Dungeon With The Leprechaun

In The Dungeon With The WereWolf 

*In The Gorgon's Garden

In The Land Of Purple Ponies And Pink Unicorns

Inescapable Woods Of The Deceiver

The Insane Sea Slug of The Freaky Vampire King 

Intelligent Lords' Spell of Dexterity

*Into The Labyrinth Of Death: Tales of the Black Tower

Into The Mushroom Forest  ~oO0~

* Into The Swamp Of Death

Into The Underground

Is There No Truth In Beauty?

The Island Of The Scallywags

It's Never Okay To Take Candy From Strangers

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*The Jiggler and the G-String Teddy Bears

The Jolly Glow In The Dark Ring

*The Journey Begins

Jungle of Terrible Runes

Just Serpent's Conjuration of Hatefulness

k

The Kaleidoscopic Demon 

*Kelim And The Necromancer

*The Key Of Moumegoc

The Kimono of The Glittering Dark Elf 

*King Gwallmaiic: The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley

*King Vielder's Reign of Terror  ~oO0~

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The Labyrinth of The Dancing Dodos

Labyrinth Of Eternal Madness

*The Last Katopa

The Legend of the Infinite Cannibal Goddesses

The Legendary Circle

The Legendary Dragon Of Suffering

The Legendary Evocation Of The Faceless Demon

*The Lich Lord's Fuzzy Wuzzy Arch Mage

Like The World On A Turtle's Back

The Lonely Kelpie

*Look Before You Sleep

The Loony Barbarian and His Wicked Warlock 

Love: How to Find It, Keep It, and Know It's Real

*Lost In A Space That Isn't There

Lost in The Forest of The Castle Troll 

Lost in The Swamp of The Bat Beast 

Lost in The Swamp of The Singing Black Shuck 

*Lover of The Butler Prostitute

*The Luminous Singing Sea Slug

Lynxiana  ~oO0~

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The Magic Nun Of Agony And Eminence

The Magic Of The Pink Frog

*The Malachite Prostitute

*The Malignant Candy Maker and The Labyrinth of Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies

Marsh Of The Vampire Lord

Masters of Ecstasy

Mated To The Goblin King

Merfolk Of Flesh Eating Snails

The Metropolis Of The Five Entities

*Mirror, Mirror

Miss Citten The Eel Kat  ~oO0~

*The Moon Elf Sorceress

The Morning of The Mind Controlling Moon 

Morning With The Vampire 

My Life as an Explorer

*My Two Favourite People

*The Myth Of The Mollusk

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Nectar Of The Gods

The Nefarious Cloud Palace

The Night of the Blue Monkey ~oO0~

The Night of The Dazzling Salamander 

* The Night Of The Screaming Unicorn

*Night With The Magical Moonlight Mumbler 

Nightmare Disjunction

o

*The Obsessive Royal Wizard

*The Obsidian Idol Of The Elf Eater Of Pepper Valley

Ocean Of Fear

The Ocean of The Lustful Golden Beetle Bug 

Of Apples And Apricots

*Of Eels And Cats ~oO0~

The One Night Stand That Turns Into Something More

The Opal Faerie

The Opal Sword

The Oracle Of Silver Dust

Ossuary Of The Barbarian King

*The Ossuary Of Insanity

The Ossuary Of The Fuzzy Wuzzy Poison

Oubliette Of Insanity

*The Owl of Death

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The Palace Of The Ice Wizards

The Path Of The Ten Thousand Hateful Serpents

The Pendant Of Fa'tumaelu

The Phantom Of The Forgotten Coward

*The Phooka of A Thousand Deaths

Pink Fish and Invisible Unicorns

The Pink Frog And The Teeny Blue Zebra ~oO0~

*The Pink Palace

*Pippiyata and The Path Of The Stars

Pippiyata's Baby

Piranhas  ~oO0~

*The Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch 

The Pit Of Xysos

The Plaza Of Illusions

*The Poisoned MerMan of the Castle of Singing Sea Slugs

Prismatic Invocation of Steak Sauce

Prismatic Ritual of the Pudding Devil

Punished By The Garlic Bread King 

The Purple BigFoot Clan

The Purple Dragon

The Pyramids Of The Di'Jin

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Quaraun and The Beanstalk

Quaraun And The Vampire 

*Quaraun And The Wizard Of Dreams

The Quiet Imp's Saloon

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Ratzi ~oO0~

The Red Dragon Massacre  ~oO0~

The Reptilian Prince Of Devils

The Resplendent Viking of the Whore House of Loneliness

The Return Of Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy And The Jiggler

*The Return Of The Silver Salamander

*The Return To Fire Mountain

The Rise of The Happy Lustful Goal 

The Rise of the Silver Arrow  ~oO0~

Rogue Bug Barony

A Rose Among The Ashes

The Ruby Hummingbird (rewrite of 'Blackbird's History: The Ruby Throated Humming Bird')   ~oO0~

The Ruins Of The Elf Eating Illusionist 

The Ruins of The Holy Relic 

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Sacrament of the Sinful Fiends of Madness

The Screaming Staff Of The Occultist

The Secret Church Grim Of The MoonSnail

*The Secret Curse Of The Hellish Soap

Seduced By The Serial Killing Tavern Keeper 

The Sequined G-String of Death 

The Sequined G-String of The Purple Unicorn

The Serial Killing Monolith of Terror

*Shadowed Transfiguration Of The Wild Messiahs

Shackled By The Kaleidoscopic Necromancer 

Shanghaied By The Tavern Keeper 

The Shape Shifting Servant of The Butler Teddy Bear 

Shipwreck of the VISION-D8

*The Shrieking Demon's Deadly Zombie

The Silver Coach ~oO0~

The Singing Dagger 

The Singing Salamander and the Ruby Ring

Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry God

The Six Grimoires Of Wiolciumll

*The Six Parts Of The Amulet Of Wonder

*The Skeletal System of The Troll: New Speculations

Slave Ship  ~oO0~

The Slayer Of The Triple Moon Dragon

Sly Animal's Exorcism of Generosity

The Snow Covered Bone Of The Grounds Keeper

Snow Monster Mountain 

Some Incidents In The Life Of Vampires

Song of The Bleeding Mutant

The Song of The Blood Sucking Glowing Fungus 

The Song of The Glow In The Dark Horseradish Sauce 

*The Sorcerer's Tower Of Cake

The Sorcerous Wizard Of Knowledge

*The Soul Stealing Lord Of Demons

Spiggan ~oO0~

Spring With The Faerie 

Stranger in the Forest

Strangled By Quaraun The Insane

Summer Of The Wizard Killer

*The Summoner Of Darkness

The Supernatural Skullcracker

Swamp Of Fear

Swamp Of Insanity

The Swamp Of The Mushroom Loving Merfolk 

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A Tale Of A Box Of Candy

Taken By The Brackish Water Mermen

Taken By The River Dwelling Selkie 

A Taste Of Armageddon

*The Temple Of The Orchid

The Terrible Fortress Of Suffering

The Terrible Queen

The Terrific Dungeon Master of the Mushroom Gravy of Darkness

*The Things That We Cannot Change

The Thousand Books By The Egotistical Villain 

*The Ties That Bind Us

The Ties That Blind Us

The Time-Travelling Manipulator Of Ghosts

The Torture Chamber Of Quaraun The Insane   ~oO0~

*The Tower of the Shape Shifting Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies

The Truth About Unicorns

The Twisted Tower Of Wraiths

Trapped By The Blood Thirsty Dark Elf 

Trapped By The Jolly Snow Elf 

Tomorrow Is Yesterday

Tower Of Terror: Tales of the Black Tower

*Tower of The Shape Shifting Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies: Tales of the Black Tower

The Trapped Phooka

Tricked By The Flesh Eating Merfolk

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Unexpected Dissimilarities in the Social Hierarchies of the Tarasque and the Phoenix

*The Unforgettable Cloudfall

The Unholy Haunted House and The Lich Cloud Palace King 

The Unicorn, The Necromancer, and The Light Blue Rubber Ball of The Bubblegum Pink Splork of Happiness

The Unicorn Wraith Pirate Party 

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Vampires In Miniature

* The Vampire Leprechaun Of Fire Mountain

*The Vampires Of Ttesnagatte Island

The Vampiric Slave Driver

The Venomous Beast Of The Marvellous FarDarrig

The Village of The Gleaming Gloves 

The Villainous Chant of the Unjust Haunts

VISION-D8 ~oO0~

The Voice of the Shaman

*The Vulgar Alchemist's Inn

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*The Wall Of Ymustu-neme

*When Eels Attack

When You Were Older

White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane ~oO0~

*Who Killed Quaraun The Insane?

The Wicked Chocolate Maker

Wicked Desires of The Aristocrat 

*Wild Ghosts' Ritual of the Vortex

The Wild Mushroom and Rice Dinner of The Mournful Mage

The Wild Mystic And The Mysterious Mage

Win Free Sex

Wind, Sand, and Stars

The Winter of The Grandiose Oracle 

The Wishful Elf Hunter

The Witch's Garden

The Wonderful Wizard of The Wicked Magical Moonlight 

Wishful Common Folk, The

The Wood Elves Occupation

Wood Elves Vampires

*Woodlands Of The Ghoul Lord

The World Beneath

*The Wrath of the Pink Necromancer

Wreath Of Roses, The

Written For The Pleasure Of Sexy Wood Elves

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A Year With The Shape Shifting Scribe

*Yellow Squishy Pink Tentacloid Thing

You Can't Hide From the Dead

You'll Never Survive The Night

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*Zebulon's Captive

The Zestful Medication of The Warlock Tailor 

Zinnias For Quaraun

The Zombie Dungeon of The Vampire Eating Albino

ZooLock The Great

Zxosak The Thullid

*Cover Art completed for this title

~oO0~ Twighlight Manor series 35th anniversary rewrite of the original

As I said, these are working titles, so the titles may change by the time the story itself is published.

All of the titles listed above, already have a "short story" plot written out. Each of these varies from 1,000 to 3,000 words. 130 of them are already expanded to 5,000 to 7,000 words.

It takes me about 3 weeks to take each 5k short story/plot and rewrite it into a 50k novel. Editing takes about a week. Formatting, takes about an hour. Thus each book takes about a month to complete. The series is planned to have monthly releases from September 2014 and at least until September 2023. Yes, it is going to take 9 years for this project to be completed.

As of today (March 7, 2015)  there are 349 covers commissioned with at least that many stories planned, 130 stories with a of minimum 5k long plots outlined, 21 volumes are mostly written and at 25,000 to 40,000 words each (thus nearing completion). There are 7 others at 45,000 to 55,000 words each and currently in the final stages of editing/formatting/etc. Three volumes are currently published. The first 10 volumes should be published by May 2015, possibly sooner.

At last count there were 349 stories total planned for the full run of this (and likely more to be added). The covers for those 349 stories have already been commissioned, about half of the covers are now finished. I will continue to upload those as they become available. Getting these covers made for a series of this scale is no small feat; a team of more then a dozen cover artists have come together for this project. {{{Big hugs to the team of wonderful artists working on this project! Your artwork is amazing! I loves them!}}}

The planning for this project started in summer of 2011. I spent 2012 creating the characters, setting, creatures, character backstories, cross referencing with The Twighlight Manor series. Spent 2013 writing up the outlines for the original 130 stories planned, and had planned to start releasing this in January 2014. Unfortunately, several health issues side tracked the whole project when I spent 5 months bedridden due to a back, hip, and knee injury and then several more months relearning to walk. The back injury left me unable to move my arms during those 5 months, and thus I was unable to type/write from November 2013 until May 2014 (which means I was on a sick leave from writing - and everything else - for a total of 10 months, from November 2013 til August 2014.)

I wasn't able to start writing again until August 2014, but it's slow going now. I've limited movement now, sitting, standing, and walking are all major tasks while my injuries continue to heal, and I was rushed back into the hospital November 14, 2014, and then again for surgery December 2, 2014, and was without the use of my arm until December 27, 2014 and only limited use after that and am still in and out of the hospital, now in March 2015.

So, because my health is roller coaster ride ride now, and I'm having to work around doctors and hospitals, the first few issues of the series will not seeing regular releases. Oh well. I am slowly recovering, so, hopefully those health interruptions are coming to an end soon and I'll be back on this project full time. At this point releases will be irregular at least until August 2015, after which they should, hopefully, be monthly as planned.

This is by far the biggest (and most expensive - this will be the first time I've done a series with professional cover art; I usually do my own cover art) project I have ever undertaken. Because these are novels and not short stories, this series dwarfs the Twighlight Manor series with it's 237 volumes, as those were mostly short stories.

Right now you guys are watching the early stages of this thing as it unfolds. Thank you for all your love and support as we get this project up and running.

{{{lots of hugs, love, and kisses - for all of you reading this}}}

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~Love & Kisses From EelKat

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IMPORTANT NOTE:

The Section Below This Point Was written In 2013
It Includes Information About The Book Release Schedule
And The 2015 Book Signing Tour

Due To Ku Klux Klan Terrorist Attacks On My Family
On April 10, 2015,
Just  Weeks Before The Start Date of The Book Signing Tour
The Tour Was Canceled
And Book Publication Put on Hiatus.

I Have Left The Below Information Up For Archival Purposes.
The Dates Mentions For Tour Scheduling and Book Releases Are All Cancled.

If You Have Any Information
As To The Identidy of The Terrorists Who Did The Attacks
Please Call The FBI Agent In Charge of This Case:

Please Call
FBI Agent Andy Drewer 
@ (207) 774-9322 

Thank You

Already Published:

Coming in 2015:

(SEE HERE To find out what happened April 10, 2015 to cause the book signing tour to be canceled and all book publications to be put on hiatus)

NOTE: The volume numbers and stories titles, on the covers of all the unpublished stories are "working titles" and "working volume numbers" and may change by the time of publication. 

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What do you want to become? 
What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!

~EK
EelKat.com
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By EelKat Wendy C Allen

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death. If you haven't got a child to lose, it will be a brother or sister or parents or spouse or whomever you love the most, and that you should know it was this curse which you brought upon yourself that killed them, they will die on exactly the 7 year anniversary of the very first time, you mocked the death of my child.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.

~EelKat

If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

Update: November 12, 2023

Two days is the 10 year anniversary of the murder of my 8 month old son. The killer has not been found yet. Old Orchard Beach, Maine Police at 207-935-4911 and Portland Maine FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322 are investigating the murder of my son so, if you have any information, please give it to them. https://www.eelkat.com/Never-Forget.html

UPDATE to add answer to question:

No. I am legally blind. I have been since I was 4 years old. I can not see what she looks like. I go by sound of voice and body smell to identify people. For what someone looks like I have to go by what others tell me. Like I said, I've never seen the woman who attacks, as she clearly knows I am legally blind and stays over 4 feet away from me. 

A person has to be closer than four feet from me in order for me to even make out the blur outline of their body shape/height/weight. But in order for ne to see their face they must have their face closer the EIGHT INCHES.

It's why I CAN identify the Claire woman and the Kendra woman who murdered my son, if anyone ever finds them and gets them in a line-up, I would be able to pick them out, but why I can not identify this weird crazy woman who shows up at the Biddeford apartment and stand yelling on the front porch and killed my dog Mickey in June 2023, and tried to kill me by poisoning my pizza at Round 1, while running around the restaurant screaming the same way she does here.

I can identify her voice and her laugh and her smell, its a very "Minnie Mouse type" high pitch shrieking with a megaphone style booming cackle laugh. And she smells really strong of alcohol drinks but I don't know what type as I am a Mormon and I don't know them. She also has a weird "rotting cat pee mixed with burned cotton candy smell" to her, which I am told by police, sounds like I am trying to describe a mix of "crack and weed" which the police said is some type of drug, but again, I'm a Mormon so I do not know those things. According to witnesses she is very fat, According to both my mother and my father she is well over 300lbs. Around twenty different people said she has "Shirley Temple Sausage curls" hair, while nearly a dozen other people said she has red curly hair, and several more people described her with straight purple hair, while some described her as wearing a "pulp fiction uma thurman wig".

In total well over a hundred people have come forward citing that she shows up on their porch and starts yell at them, and always starts out with some kind of "I got to warn you about EelKat and her demons" rant. They always describe her as "fat", "morbidly obeses", some say "200lbs" others say "300lbs". Some say she is in her 30s others say she is in her 40s. None of them know who she is, they all say she is a total stranger to them and they also all say, they had no idea who I was either.

They come to my apartment, they said, to tell me what she is doing, each of them saying they found out where I was because she told them my address, and they came over to tell me that she was doxxing my family. These people are always citing that they live in the Cutt St/Main street/May St/South St area, all of them saying they live within 3 or 4 blocks of me and that she walks to their buildings, they never see a car. My Biddeford apartment is 409 Main Street and she has shown up here daily from November 21, 2021 (the same day Etiole was shot; he says by her) until May 17, 2022. After May 2022, she showed up every holiday and every weekend, but no longer every day. 

Today is the 12th of November 2023 and she has already been here 4 times this month. At the same time, people around the Portland Ave and Cascade area of Old Orchard, are also arriving saying the same things, but about a man. They cite a white haired man, very skinny, rather short, around 5'6", around 70, is going driveway to driveway, parking a big Power Wagon sized Dodge Ram pickup truck across their driveway, then getting out, waving a rifle over his head, and yell up at their house ALSO saying he is there to "warn you about EelKat and her aliens". 

The two are believed to be grandfather/granddaughter, and FBI suspects they are the husband and granddaughter of the mystery "Claire" woman who murdered my son. They believe, that the homeless man who was murdered November 19, 2021, DID in fact know who the "Claire" woman who murdered my son was, and they believe this white haired man and woman who screams from porches are the ones who killed the homeless man, seeing how, he showed up on the 7 year anniversary of my son's murder, asking for the FBI phone number, claiming he knew who the woman who murdered my son was, but 5 days later he was murdered before he got a chance to talk to the FBI (the federal building in Portland was closed for the holiday week and the homeless man died before they reopened).

These 2, the white haired man and younger woman both showed up November 21, 2021, 2 days after the November 19, 2021 murder of the homeless man, who was murdered in the backyard of my Biddeford apartment, by the way, that week our building was yellow taped and crawling with police, that's why they were picking up the hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of chopped up pieces of the homeless man, which took them 3 days to find all of him. The FBI believes the homeless man was killed by someone who did not want him to identify my son's murderer... this homeless man's death is WHY my son's cold case, was reopened and the FBI once again here asking all the neighbors for leads. 

The FBI believes that the reason these two are hyper going from house to house all around me (I have 2 addresses: 409 Main Street Biddeford and 146 Portland Ave, Old Orcharch; and they are going up and down both streets and all side streets off of both streets), trying to spread slanderous rumors about me, most of the rumors involving some gibberish about demons, aliens, haunted cats, kidnapped cats, schizophrenia, and tons of other similar outright gibbering insanity.

The FBI believes they are spreading their wild gibbering slander in a weird attempt to get witness to NOT come forward with information about my son's murder. This in turn has led the FBI to believe that SOMEONE NEAR BY IS a witness to my son's murder and is scared of these two people. It is believed that this weird smear slander campaign these two are doing, is a direct fear tactic aimed at terrorizing someone they know to be a witness. 

These two are bullying and harassing my family on extreme and outlandish levels. The whole thing is very bizarre, and if this woman had NOT started running her gossiping, busy body, slandering mout h off on every front porch in the area, my son's murder investigation would NOT have been reopened. 

The thing is, for 7 years, from 2013 to 2021, there were ZERO leads. 

The mystery homeless man who showed up on the 7 year anniversary, was the first time anyone came forward claiming to know who the murderer was, but he was murdered 5 days later, and 2 days after that these 2 showed up with their wild tales of demons, aliens, haunted cars, etc.  

Interestingly, at the same time, YouTube got flooded with HUNDREDS of deep fake "Golden Eagle Haunted Car" AI generated videos, alongside TENS OF THOUSANDS of weird "anti-EelKat" Reddit posts spread across well over a hundred Reddit accounts. Which in turn caused my website to have a MEGA massive increase in traffic - with now over a million users per month, searching Google for the term "EelKat golden Eagle Ghost Car Wendy Allen Demon Car" (the keyword that Google Analytics says has sent the most traffic to my website since November 2021). In their weird slander attempt, and in making all these weird deep fake videos, and in posting all those weird Reddit posts, they have had an unexpected side effect of RAISING AWARENESS to my son's murder, by sending millions of people to my website. 

I don't do any marketing or promoting of my website, there is the URL painted on my car and the link from my FaceBook profile, together those each around two thousand people. 

This weird smear campaign these 2 have done since November 2021, has had a HUGE impact on traffic to my website. HUGE. With my site going from 10k average monthly visitors to over SEVEN MILLION average monthly visitors. 

This woman and the white haired man, in their mega hyper attempts to slander men, inadvertently caused people to start direct typing the word "EelKat" into Google search engine, which of course cause Google to give them eelkat.com as a search result. In their attempt to BURY all thoughts of my son's murder, by trying to spread crazy rumors about me, they instead caused the page about my son's murder to receive an average of over ONE MILLION NEW USERS visiting it, EACH MONTH since they stated yelling from porches around Biddeford in November 2021. 

Which in turn has also lead to more than one thousand people calling the police and FBI giving tips about my son's murder. 

So, in their attempt to make me look crazy, all they did was make themselves look very, very, VERY guilty, while spreading awareness about my son's murder to people who, before these two arrived on porched in Biddeford and Old Orchard, were unaware of my son's murder. 

But no, back to your question, I've never seen either of these two. I'm blind, remember? Blind since I was 4 years old. Blind from being beaten in the face with a limb from a pine tree. I have been blind for five decades.

And no, I've never spoken with either of them. I'm mute, remember? My jaw was fused shut, from the bone growing back wrong, after being beaten in the face with a cinder block brick, when I was 14 years old. I have been mute for four decades. I was 42 years old when doctors discovered I was not born mute, but was forcable made mute by "medical augmentation" aka torture. In June 2016, I had surgery to allow me to open my jaw properly for the first time in 40 years, but four decades mute, meant my vocal cords never grew properly, never received conditioning, and now today, I still can not speak properly, my voice is barely a whisper, IF I can even form vocalizations at all, which usually I can not. Because of this I have no physical ability to raise my voice at all, I can not scream or yell at all, I am physically, medically incapable of getting my voice to be anything other then a whisper, and even that causes searing pain, resulting in I don't bother trying to speak.

And no, I've not had contact with anyone. From 1983 until 2006 I was locked in a rusted racoon trap cage in a wood shed "room", and there were only 7 people who ever checked in on me that entire time, and they only did that once a week. Needless to say I never went to school. I had a typewriter, and my grandmother brought paper each week. I became very good at typing, because for 27 years, I had nothing else to do. 

October 2006 a bomb blew up that house. I almost died. Someone put the bomb in that "room" while I was asleep. From 2006 to 2015, I lived under a 8x9 tarp at the back of that wood shed.

Out of the entire of my more then five decades of life, I have only had contact with Humans for three years. From October 2010 to November 2013.

In October 2010 I went to the Old Orchard Beach High School and got my GED after 3 weeks of night classes. I got a ride to the DMV and got my driver's permit. Then I enrolled in two colleges York County Community College and Southern Maine Community College, taking five classes per semester. I could not enroll as a degree student because I do not know how to count or tell time or read clocks or calendars or do maths.

At SMCC, three professors (Andrew Parker, Robert Vettes, and Chris M) attempted to teach me how to speak. The SMCC student counselor brought in social workers and a state psychologist who diagnosed me as "a feral child" and stated I had no social skills on any level whatsoever due to what they termed "the most horrific case of child abuse and neglect ever seen in Maine history". They found my not knowing about things like eating utensils, bathing, or communicating verbally to be the worst case of "feral childism" in modern history.

A team of psychiatrists were brought to the college, over a dozen of the world's top child behavior specialists from countries all over the world: to do a study on the "training of a feral child" and to make "attempts to intergrade a feral child into modern American society". They called me an anomaly and a "once in a hundred years chance of a lifetime study subject".

Four of them predicted I would: never drive a car, never learn to talk, never make a single friend, never learn to interact with Humans, never learn to eat with a fork, and never learn  math. 

I became the "test subject" of more then a dozen "feral child studied" which lasted my entire time at college, and ended abruptly November 14, 2013, when a mystery woman who identified herself as "Claire" attacked with a golf club, murdering my baby and leaving me with a broken spine and paralyzed legs.

Even before I became bedridden in 2013, I could not walk unaided. My hip was stabbed with a foundation rod, that was driven through my right hip and out my left thigh. My Uncle Bruce did that when I was 4 years old. I've struggled to even stand, let alone walk, since I was FOUR years old. So being crippled, unable to walk, was not new. But my whole life, it was my hips, and now it is my spine, and a severed nerve bundle in my spinal column.

Since November 2013 I have been bedridden, and the ONLY way you can talk to me or see me is to visit me, visit my bed.

I can not see.

I can not talk.

I can not walk.

Since 2013 I am out of bed fewer then 2 hours a day. 

And NO ONE... not ONE SINGLE PERSON, ever visited me since 2013, or before.

The ONLY people who arrive are the ones who stand in the driveway and on the porch and yell obscenities and hate slurs from the street... and they are too far away for me to see them, and they are too far away for them to hear my whisper if I tried to talk, which I don't. Plus, I can not sit up, it takes well over an hour for me to sit up in my bed, so by the time I am sitting up, they are gone.

So, anyone telling you I have seen them, spoken with them, yelled at them, interacted with them, at ANY point prior to 1983... when I was locked in that cage ... is lying to you. Because since 1983, NO ONE but my husband Benjamin Kitchle Wildes, my grandmother Eva Viola Atwater, and my uncles Bruce, Dickie, & David, and my aunt Barbara has EVER underreacted with me at all. And the only interactions from Brice, David, Dickie, and Barbara was to electrocute me for the fun of watching me pass out, stabbing me with broken glass again for th e fun of it, and beating me with cinder block bricks because breaking the bones of children is funny according to them.

From October 2010 to November 2013, ar the ONLY three years of my life where I ever went outside and had interaction with Humans, and I was seen as so UN-human that 90% of my Human interactions was with psychiatrists who were giddy piss pants excited to have "a real live feral child oh boy!" to study.

So ANYONE telling you they have ever had ANY form of interactions with me EVER in my ENTIRE LIFE, if lying to you, because those interactions I just listed are the ONLY ones that have EVER happened. PERIOD.

You ask how I can remember everything everyone has ever done and said? Easy? Because so FEW people have ever done or said ANYTHING AT ALL, that it makes it each to remember EVERY ONE of them, for the very simple fact that there is literally not one other thing in my life to remember.

More then 99% of the hours of my life have been spent ALONE, in total darkness, in a cage, or alone, bed ridden in a bed, with no one saying ANYTHING to me, no one EVER interacting with me at all... and with fewer then two hundred total interactions with a Human in my ENTIRE LIFE, I am easily able to remember every single one of them.

Two days is the 10 year anniversary of the murder of my 8 month old son. The killer has not been found yet. Old Orchard Beach, Maine Police at 207-935-4911 and Portland Maine FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322 are investigating the murder of my son so, if you have any information, please give it to them. https://www.eelkat.com/Never-Forget.html 

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death. If you haven't got a child to lose, it will be a brother or sister or parents or spouse or whomever you love the most, and that you should know it was this curse which you brought upon yourself that killed them, they will die on exactly the 7 year anniversary of the very first time, you mocked the death of my child.

Where wee you on your 10th birthday?
I was here:

I was looked in this "room" in Old Orchard Beach, Maine for 27 years. From the time I was 8 years old, until I was 31... I escaped in 2010. That's why in 2013 these same people murdered my 8 month old son and crippled me, and drove a backhoe over my house. To punish me for escaping this room.

Where wee you on your 20th birthday?
I was here:

Where wee you on your 30th birthday?
I was here:

I was looked in this "room" in Old Orchard Beach, Maine for 27 years. From the time I was 8 years old, until I was 31... I escaped in 2010. That's why in 2013 these same people murdered my 8 month old son and crippled me, and drove a backhoe over my house. To punish me for escaping this room.

You never saw the room Ben and my mother kept me locked in for 27 years from the time I was 8 years old, the one Etiole used to break me out of? Well here you go, photos of it from the 2007 FBI and police reports, THIS is the "room", my mother designed it, my father built it, Bruce hired the priests of the Cape Elizabeth, Saco, and Sanford ward Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints to rape me in it... from the time i was 8 until 12, when Ben aka the High Priest came along and declared I was his and from the time i was 12 until 31 Ben kept me in this room only allowing me out on Sundays to attend church. still wonder why I hate the Atwaters? When I was 37 years old the FBI showed up and started the investigation into the trafficking ring the Atwaters ran out of 37 Smithwheel Road and 144 Portland Ave, Maine, this room was a pivotal piece of evidence that was roped off and no one allowed in it because of the FBI investigation... that's why the backhoe that ran over this room August 8, 2013 is such a very big importance... THIS room is what the backhoe was trying to hide. Look close at the floor, you can see the bones of the children who didn't survive.

I'm a survivor of adults who thought selling children to priests was a good income and this room was the biggest piece of evidence the FBI had until the backhoe drove over the house and carried off the remained, doing the biggest tampering of evidence of a fucking murder investigation ... that's WHY the backhoe drove over the house, because the Atwaters were desperate to hide the evidence of this rooms existence, and that's WHY they started the alien abduction hoax about me and Etiole because they thought if they destroyed the room and gaslighted me by spread alien abduction rumors, they thought they could convince everyone i was crazy for saying i was locked in this room for 27 years... but they didn't know before they did that, that the FBI had already been in the room and has HUNDREDS of photos of every inch of it. It was not the only place like this. These Atwater run child trafficking "rooms" have been found in twenty-one states. The FBI has shut down 14 of these child trafficking rings run by the Atwaters. If you support the Atwaters in any way, THIS is what you are supporting. When you send money to an Atwater run fund raiser, you funding building more rooms like this one. That's what they do with your hard earned money. Rooms like this, where small children, are raped and starved. And because the children have no birth records, no ID, they live and die without a paper trail. They exist to be raped daily, until they have their first period and risk getting pregnant, and they the room is locked not to be opened again, until they starve to death. Most die before their 12th birthday.

I'm a survivor, and I survived because of Etiole, because while HUNDREDS of people in Old Orchard Beach, Maine knew of this room, used this room, he was the only person with the moral decency to be horrified by this room and try to stand up to the Atwaters, and try the help the children. He used to break in and try to rescue me. Took me out into the swamps of the Ross Forest. But the Atwaters always found me and took me back.

To discredit me, when I was 14 years old, and escaped to the local police and tried to get help, the Atwaters made up a terrible story: they lied to the police. They told the police, there was no room, and Etiole was a figment of my imagination, they called him a demon at first, and later they called him an alien. The Atwaters spread a horrific lie, telling people that I was an alien abductee. And depending on WHICH Atwater you talked to the story changed wildly: sometimes Etiole was a evil spirit, other times a cryptid, other times a demon, but most often "The Amphibious Alien". 

We had a neighbor back in the 1970s, his name was Stephen King, he wrote about us. My Gypsy family, my car, me, and Etiole. He filmed two movies on our farm, but never once tried to help the children he wrote about. He never tried to help us children, even though his books and movies today exist as evidence that he was well aware of this room and Etiole. Instead, he profited off of our pain and suffering, while 120 of those children were saw up and their bones dumped in the Goosefare Broke Ravine in the Reclaim Blueberry Plains of the Ross Forest of Old Orchard Beach, Maine... bones confiscated by the FBI in June 2016, which led to the arrest of many of the child traffickers at 37 Smithwheel Rod, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, that same year. 

Meanwhile The Atwaters continued to spread their lies about me and Etile, contacting hundreds of alien and UFO and cryptid organizations telling them I was abducted by aliens and Etiole was that alien. Only I have no clue what they were doing and I had never heard of the concept of aliens or cryptids or UFOs, and so I had no clue what MUFON and the UFO nuts were talking about, when they showed up on my farm to interview me and try to catch Etiole, calling him an EBE.

There are no aliens.

There are no demons.

There are no evil spirits.

There are no haunted cars.

There was just this room, and the children raped by Mormon priests... Mormon Priests, known as The Atwaters... Mormon Priests who invented the urban myth of a haunted car and a child abducted by aliens, for one reason, and one reason only: to make the children crazy, if those children ever dared tell people about this room.

Rooms like the one at 144 Portland Ave, 146 Portland Ave, and 37 Smithwheel Road, exist all over the State of Maine, and the 3 the FBI shut down in Old Orchard Beach, ran from the 1950s until 2016. I was put in this room in 1983. That's why I have no knowledge of any world event, any movie, and TV show, and books, anything that occurred between 1983 and 2010.

ALL of the children who survived these rooms, ALL of them, have been slandered the same way the Atwaters slandered me and Etiole. Each with stories of aliens and demons. Thirty-one of those survivors, have commit suicide, all who escaped, killed themselves within 3 years because of the alien abduction lies the Atwaters spread about them, alien abduction lies that are no different then the alien abduction lies the Atwaters spread about me and Etiole.

Yes, I am EelKat, Etiole’s friend, but I don’t know why you call me that, because it’s the other way around. He was my friend. He was my ONLY friend. He was the only person in this godforsaken town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, who did not value money or sex over the lives of children.

There are ONE group of people who call me an alien abductee. The Atwaters and their evil, child raping church group. They call me an alien abductee, simple as a gaslighting method, of trying to make me sound crazy, so you won’t look at what they are doing to children. They try to make all the children they torture look crazy, so that no one will believe the child when child tells an adult about the rooms or the rape. Trust NO ONE who calls me an alien abductee, because THEY are involved in a very big child trafficking ring.

I am not an alien abductee and I never claimed to be, and if anyone ever told you I was, you should look at them with suspicion and ask what they did, that they are trying to make you look somewhere else, to not see what they are doing.

There are ONE group of people who call Etiole an alien. The Atwaters and their evil, child raping church group. They call him an alien, simple as a gaslighting method, of trying to make me sound crazy, when I was 8 years old said an old man broke into the room and took me into the swamps; they call him an alien so you won’t look at what they are doing to children. They try to make all the children they torture look crazy, so that no one will believe the child when child tells an adult about the rooms or the rape. Trust NO ONE who calls Etiole an alien, because THEY are involved in a very big child trafficking ring.

Etiole is not an alien and I never said he was, and if anyone ever told you he was, you should look at them with suspicion and ask what they did, that they are trying to make you look somewhere else, to not see what they are doing.

He is a local homeless French Jewish man, whom I let sleep in my car on rainy nights so that he can stay dry. Retarded locals think he is a demon or alien or whatever else they call him, because he is covered in scars and burns and Kabalic tattoos and number tattoos from being a concentration camp survivor from WW2.

You can see video footage of his living conditions:

HERE

and HERE

and HERE. These videos where filmed in 2022

As you can see from the videos, this homeless man whom my sick jackass Uncle Bruce has spent DECADES harassing, has NOTHING, he LITERALLY is living in a hole he dug with his fingernails, in the sand under a fallen tree, and you can see from these videos WHY I let him sleep in my car, and WHY the shit heads of Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford Maine who are harassing this homeless man, calling him a cryptid, calling him an alien, calling him an evil spirit, are scumbag pieces of shit who don't deserve the life god gave them.

The Atwaters and their church group are evil, and if you believe their lies about me or Etiole, then you've fallen for their scam, just like they wanted you to do.

There is right now, in October of 2023, a group of people actively going to houses, store, bars, and restaurants throughout Biddeford and Old Orchard Beach, randomly approaching total strangers and and saying "Have you heard about EelKat?" And then going on some spiel involving wild radical tales of demons, aliens, haunted cars, cats, about 40 people near as we can tell, led by an elderly white haired man who drives a dark green pick up truck and a very fat, extremely morbidly obese blond woman about late 30s/early 40s, who people in the area have dubbed "porch bitch" because she goes from porch to porch all over Biddeford screaming from strangers' porches to walkers on the sidewalk, always screaming "Have you head about EelKat?" usually referencing also my Volvo. The FBI believes these two to be the husband and daughter of the woman who murdered my son. If you know who the white haired man or "porch bitch" are, the FBI is actively seeking information about their identity.

I am legally blind, I have never seen either of these people, so I do not know what they look like, I only know what witnesses are telling me they looked like when they showed up at their homes. I also have Kannar's Syndrome, real and actual (non-verbal, low functioning) Autism (not to be confused with high functioning Aspergers; I am only able to communicate by typing, and so here I am, typing, so I am unable to verbally respond to what these people are telling me. I have agoraphobia so, it is often months between me setting foot outside, but I am crippled with a broken spine from the November 14, 2013 attack of the golf club woman who crippled me when she murdered me son and thus I also can not get out of bed or stand up unaided. I do not know who either porch bitch or the white haired man these people are telling me is approaching them are. My son's murderer whom also crippled me, she I can identify if she ever got close enough again, but these two people whom are suspected of being her husband and daughter, I have not seen and can not identify. When you come to me and tell me they have approached you, you do nothing useful or helpful. I can not take YOUR testimony to the police or FBI, because it is YOUR testimony, not mine. YOU have to tell the POLICE and FBI what these people did. Do not come to me and tell me, because other then post this message here, there is nothing else I can do with the information you have provided.

There is some speculation that porch bitch may in fact live in my apartment building here at 409 Main Street in Biddeford, but I have lived here since February 2019, and of the 9 other families here, only one of them has lived here longer than me. Between the 9 families in our building, there are more then people living in this building and to date, I have met none of them.

Initially I had tried to introduce myself to each family in this building however, they are white and I am not, they are Christians and I am Moron/Voodoo, and this Maine where hatred of all things not white and not Christian are at their worst in the entire country.

White hatred for us Gypsies is very bad here in Maine and many in my family have been beaten, tortured, and murdered by the white Christians of Maine.

Does porch bitch live in our building? I do not know. But many witnesses are now saying they have seen her going in and out of the building, so she either lives here or knows someone who does.

With the extreme anti-Gypsy animosity and anti-Pagan animosity the 9 families who live at 409 Main Street have shown my family since we moved in here on February 2019, I would not be at all surprised if porch bitch not only lived here but the others know it, know what she is doing to my family and are not reporting it to the police simply because, that's what white people do to us non-whites.

Interestingly, witnesses are saying they believe the white haired man with the big green Dodge Ram pickup truck, lives on Portland Ave, very near my farm.

It is deeply disturbing, if this is true, because that means porch bitch and the white haired man are doing very severe levels of stalking, because my family has lived at 146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach since the 1530s, we settled and founded the town, and in 2019 when I moved into this apartment in Biddeford, no one else lived in this building, other then the gay couple who are still here and the only ones here longer than me. And also in 2019, there was no white haired man living near me on Portland Ave. 

This means, the man suspected of being "Clair's husband and the woman suspected of being "Claire's" daughter, Claire being the name the woman who murdered my son, called herself, have moved in next door to BOTH of my addresses within the last 3 years.

Claire used a golf club to beat my 8 month old son's head in with. If you are protecting Claire, know that THAT is the sort of child murdering bitch you are defending.

Claire's identity is the one we want. We want to know who she is. In 2021 a homeless man showed up in my driveway, claiming he knew who Claire was... 2 days later he was dead on the train tracks and splattered across the back of my house, and 2 days after that, this porch bitch woman showed up. We don't know who any of these people are, not the homeless man, not porch bitch, not Claire. We only got the name Claire, because that's what the bald man with her,November 14, 2013, the day she murdered my son, that's what he called her, and she answered him to that name, like it was her real name.

The Claire who murdered my son, she's who we are looking for... and apparently we got really close in 2021, because that's when porch bitch showed up with her wild alien/demon/cat slander, and she's working over time spreading her slander as far and as wide as she can, making it damn clear, she's scared shitless of us finding out who Claire is.

So, NOW, the FBI is not just asking for information about Claire's identity, they now want the identity of both Biddeford's porch bitch and Old Orchard Beach's white haired elderly man driving the mega, big 2ton dark green Dodge Ram pick up.

These 2 people closing in on my family, DAYS after a witness came forward saying he knew who Claire was, a witness who died 2 days later, before the FBI agents had a chance to talk to him... this is terrifying for my family, and it's deeply disturbing.

Porch bitch and her friends are terrorizing my family. And less then a month ago they killed my dog Mickey. There is something wrong with these people. These are NOT good people.

This is very, very deeply disturbing.

This makes them, in addition to everything else: stalkers.

Keep in mind too, porch bitch is the woman who poisoned and killed my dog Mickey only a few weeks ago. And one week before she poisoned and killed my dog, Mickey, she showed up at PortCon 2023, with a gang of about 12 others, at Round 1 in the Maine Mall, and tried to kill me, by peeling back the cheese on my pizza and loading it up with onions, something I am deadly allergic to. I would have been dead within 15 minutes had I eaten it. Porch bitch is dangerous. And she wants me dead. And she thinks nothing of killing my pets. She's proven that much.

There are HUNDREDS of people throughout Biddeford and Old Orchard Beach contacting me, both online and in person offline, telling me that these people approached them at random. They appear to be hellbent on approaching every single person to set foot in either town, so if you are in Biddeford or Old Orchard Beach you'll likely encounter them sooner or later if you haven't already. They appear to have been doing this since around May 2021, but so far no one knows who they are.

One detail though: porch bitch, has been saying some very specific information about the murder that was NEVER made public, and is not in the police public access report, it's only in the FBI's classified report. The ONLY person who knows this detail is the murderer herself, and porch bitch is too young to be the murderer. The blond golf club woman who attacked me November 14, 2013, was in her late 60s to early 70s, she'd be in her late 70s or early 80s today. Porch bitch is young enough to be her daughter or granddaughter. But porch bitch has been saying information that ONLY the murderer would know, so porch bitch DOES have personal contact with my son's murderer and is probably dangerous herself.

She has information that was never released to the public. Information the police and fbi kept out of public access reports. Information that was kept classified so it could be used to identify the murderer. Information she could only get, from the murderer. She is using 27 Facebook accounts and over 100 Reddit accounts to post that information as far and wide as possible, while gathering up a large group from the Sanford ward church to go around Biddeford and Old Orchard Beach also spreading that classified information, while at the same time spreading the rumors and lies that I am an alien Abducted and Etiole is an alien, while also spreading rumors of my cars being haunted, while also making hundreds of deep fake videos on YouTube about me and my cars and Etiole. She is orchestrating a huge defamation slander smear campaign, which you have seen some of the videos about me and my car. Fbi believes she is the daughter of the golf club bitch who murdered my baby and is doing this because Tod Murphy told the FBI his mother was bragging to be the golf club woman. Porch bitch showed up same time Tod Murphy did, in fall of 2021. The Sanford ward people joined her around May 2022. Fbi is currently investigating every one connected to the Sandford ward, and they now believe the golf club woman to have been a member in 2013. You don't have full details of what porch bitch is doing, who is helping her, and how alarmingly large scale what she is doing is, simply because I can not give you full details. There is a lot of information about porch bitch and her crew that I've not said, things the FBI and police are aware of, and you the general public, don't need to be aware of.

These people are actively and deliberately making a massive attempt to compromise an FBI murder investigation, alongside huge levels of victim shaming.

Porch bitch clearly knows who the murderer is, and the FBI is looking for ANY information you have that leads to identifying porch bitch, because arresting porch bitch, is right now, the #1 best chance of also finding and arresting my son's killer.

If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

Never forget: my son was murdered. That's what they want you to forget. They make up crazy rumors and lies because they want you to think about something, anything OTHER then my son's murder. And the ONLY person with THAT motive, is the golf club wielding blond woman, and anyone who is trying to cover up her crimes.

They want you to forget my son was murdered.

Clearly porch bitch is scared shitless that the killer, someone she knows, will be arrested soon, or she wouldn't be so hyper vigilant in her mega extreme slander campaign going on in Biddeford, Maine right now.

Beware of ANYONE who calls Etiole an alien, for he is not an alien and they are lying to you about him, as a slight of hand means of misdirection, to turn you away from seeing their own crimes.

Beware of anyone who tells you I believe in aliens, for I do not, and they are lying to you in a gaslighting technique meant to keep you from noticing the crimes they commited.

Trust no one who tells you I cast curses or consort with demons, for I do neither, and they say these things to you out of malicious motives, to make you look at anything other than themselves. They don't want you to see the sins they do, so they spread wild and bizarre rumors about me and an elderly homeless veteran, in a magicians pallor trick of misdirection. They use me and Etiole as their smoke and mirrors, so that you are looking the other way, while they get away with heinous crimes.

Beware of anyone who calls me a witch, for I am a Mormon, 5th generation, and we Mormons do not believe in witchcraft.

I need not tell you their names, for by their own actions, they will reveal themselves to you.

Pay very close attention to anyone who approaches you to "warn you" about EelKat... because remember too, my name is not EelKat. My name is Wendy Christine Allen. EelKat is a fictional character, a talking back fairy cat, from a Space Fantasy novel. Miss Citten The Eel Kat is Empress of Planet Ptarmagin and she travels to distant galaxies in a star ship, collecting deep space eels from other planets, her name is unpronounceable, so people call her "The Eel Kat" because she is the cat who has pet eels. The book was titled "Friends Are Forever" and it was published in 1978. You have to be severely mentally disabled in order to think that a talking space cat from a Fantasy novel is real, let alone be crazy enough to think that the author is that character. The very fact alone that porch bitch refers to ME as EelKat, that alone tells you the deeply disturbed fantasy prone mental case we are dealing with her. Her inability to discern fiction from reality, and he belief that I, a real person, an EelKat, a fictional space cat from a novel, or her belief that a local homeless veteran, is an alien, or her belief that my Dodge or my Volvo are demon possessed, that alone tells you what type of incredibly dangerous psychopath porch bitch really is. 

You can see video footage of his living conditions:

HERE

and HERE

and HERE.

THAT is the homeless veteran, this woman is calling an alien or a demon, depending on which delusion she is babble that day. THAT is Etoile. THAT is how he lives. THAT is who this deplorable woman is harassing.

Pay very close attention to anyone who approaches you to "warn you" about EelKat or otherwise tries to convince you I have anything to do with aliens, demons, curses, or witches, for they are deceiving you, and they do so, to draw your attention away from themselves. 

Never forget, my son was murdered on November 14, 2013, and the killer still walks free, and anyone telling you anything about aliens, demons, curses, or witches, has one goal and one goal only: a flagrant attempt to discredit me, and protect my son's murderer.

They ONLY want you to think about aliens to make you forget my son was murdered.

The FBI is looking for my son's killer AND the identity of the people who are trying to hinder their investigation.

If anyone approaches you and tells you Etiole is an alien CALL FBI Agent Andy Drewer and tell him who they are. They ONLY want you to think about aliens to make you forget my son was murdered.

Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322 

If anyone approaches you and tells you that I believe in aliens CALL FBI Agent Andy Drewer and tell him who they are. They ONLY want you to think about aliens to make you forget my son was murdered. 

Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

If anyone approaches you and tells you Etiole is a demon CALL FBI Agent Andy Drewer and tell him who they are. They ONLY want you to think about demons to make you forget my son was murdered. 

Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322 

If anyone approaches you and tells you that I believe in demons CALL FBI Agent Andy Drewer and tell him who they are. They ONLY want you to think about demons to make you forget my son was murdered.

Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

If anyone approaches you and tells you that I cast curses CALL FBI Agent Andy Drewer and tell him who they are. They ONLY want you to think about curses to make you forget my son was murdered. 

Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

If anyone approaches you and tells you that I am a witch CALL FBI Agent Andy Drewer and tell him who they are. They ONLY want you to think about witches to make you forget my son was murdered. 

Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

They are going out of their way to try to make you forget my son died, by coming up with ludicrous tales of aliens and demons. And the ONLY person with ANY motive to do that, is the blond woman who murdered my son.

They want you to forget my son was murdered.

NEVER FORGET!

Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

They are going out of their way to try to make you forget my son died, by coming up with ludicrous tales of aliens and demons. And the ONLY person with ANY motive to do that, is the blond woman who murdered my son.

NEVER FORGET!