Quaraun Cover Art Gallery



By Wendy C Allen

Quaraun The Insane
The Twighlight Manor Series Prequel
Bizarro Dark Fantasy Serial

If the book has an "About" page, then clicking the cover image will take you to it, where you can see the book cover full size. If clicking the cover doesn't do anything, the page isn't up yet, but will be soon.

With more then 100 volumes in the series, The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane features a wide range of some pretty awesome fantasy art. Here's a gallery to showcase them...

*At the moment these are just static images. I will be adding to this site, "About the Book" pages for each separate volume in the series. As those pages go up, I will turn the corresponding image here, into a link to that page, where you'll be able to see the book cover image full size.

The books are not shown in series order here. If you want to know which order the books should be read in, please see the chart on THIS PAGE.

This is probably the most massive project I have ever taken on.  In all more then a dozen different artists were involved in making the art for these books.

As you may or may not be aware, this is the first time I have published a series with cover art. Since the 1970s I have never used cover art on my books. Most of my stories were published in magazines, chapbooks, and anthologies, so no need for covers.  Stories that were stand-alone-chapbooks always just had blank pictureless covers with only the title printed on the covers.

This is also the first time a series of mine is being released as e-book before print. Normally my books go print first and MAYBE go to ebook. I've rarely released any of my stories as ebooks. So, there are a lot of new things happening for me with the Quaraun series.

I absolutely LOVE the cover art. I want to send out a great big THANK YOU to all the artists, they did an amazing job. I just want hug everyone of them. These pictures are so beautiful. I love them.

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QUESTION: How many stories are there in the series?

ANSWER: I have never counted. 

Each of the finished stories will be at least 25,000 words long and up to 75,000 words long in some instances, with the majority of the stories being at 50k to 90k words in length. 

Some are over 100k, a few are over 200k, and at least 1 (Summoner of Darkness) passed 300k

Yes! That DOES mean the Quaraun series is NOT a short story serial, nor is it a novella serial. Each book in the Quaraun series is a full length novel.

Before the serial started publication, I had received several reader questions asking if this was a series of short stories or a series of novellas. It is neither.  These are novels. (The reason folks were asking is because, I am have been a short story writer since 1978 and they were confused when I announced this series back in 2011. They did not expect me to switch to longer stories.)

As you probably have figured out by now, this is a spin-off of The Twighlight Manor series, which was my longest running serial to date, running  monthly & bi-monthly releases from 1978 to 1997 and 4 annual releases from 1997 to 2015. Most of the TMStories ranged from 3,000 to 7,500 words each. The Twighlight Manor series is now in its 37th year ans still going.

The Quaraun series is a prequel to The TMSeries.

Like the TMSeries, the Quaraun series is written in an "open ended soap opera" style. Meaning there is no end planned, and the Quaraun series could conceivably, run for 30 or more years in exactly the same way the TMSeries has done.

So, how many books will there be in the Quaraun series? The answer is unknown. At MINIMUM is will contain at least 130 volumes, but there are more then 300 plots already started. Below is an alphabetical list of the work-in-progress stories and their current working titles. As each title is published, I will change it to a link:

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Abducted By The Frost Giant 

*Adamantine Door, The

*Admiral Cometa: Tales of The Black Tower ~oO0~

*Alchemist And the Curse of The Muldjewangk, The

Alien Sorcerer Of The Glass Battlement

All Devouring Bunny Of The Afterlife: Tales of the Black Tower

*All My Sins Remembered

Ancestral Omen Breaker Of The Elf Eater Clan

*And The Frigid North Wind Howled

Angry Bishop Of Forgotten Lusts, The

Angry Vampire and The Moon Elf, The

Apple, The

Aquatic Island of Flame

Aquatic Labyrinth Of The Conqueror, The

Artificially-Created Jewel Thief, The

Artistic Sewer-Dwelling Wizard, The

*As Pitiless As The Sun

Astrological Eruption of Pudding

Astonishing House of Cabbage

*Attack Of The Silver Salamander, The

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*Baby For The Necromancer, A

Balance Of Terror

Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler

Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy, And The Jiggler Strike Three

Battle of Ongadada , The ~oO0~

Battlefield Of The Lich Queen

*Battlefield Of The Witch Queen

BatWing: Tales of the Black Tower ~oO0~

*Bear's Ceremony of Water and Charisma

*Beast From The Deep Beyond 

Beautiful Daydream of The Mind Controlling Viking

*Beautiful Shimmering Glow In The Dark Wraith, The

Behind Closed Doors  ~oO0~

*The Bejewelled Lich

Beneath The Wizard's Tower

The Best Night Ever

Bewitched By The Witch Doctor 

Black Hammer Of Illusions

The Black Market Leprechaun and the Pendant of The Vampire 

*The Black Tower ~oO0~

Blasphemous Sacrament of the Golden Decree

The Bleeding Catacombs of The Dragon Monkey 

The Blessed Catacomb Of The Bloodstained Ghosts

The Blood Stained Poison Of The Pink Frog ~oO0~

The Blood Star Ruby ~oO0~

*Bloodstained Asylum Of Terror

Bloodstained Crypt Of Mysteries

Bloodstained Pit Of Souls

The Bloodstained Scythe The Of The Wraith

*The Bloody Embrace Of The Thullid

The Blue Box of Flesh Eating Snails 

*The Blue Eyed Demon Of The Enchanted Racetrack (a rewrite of 'Ice Storm 98 aka Wvoodell's Tragedy') ~oO0~

*The Bone Of The Wicked Ghost

*BoomFuzzy

BoomFuzzy’s Boomfudgy Banana Ultra Crème Chocolates

BoomFuzzy's  Candy Shop Of Doom

BoomFuzzy’s  Chocolate Coated Demons

BoomFuzzy’s Chocolate Covered Apricots

BoomFuzzy’s Demon Trees

*BoomFuzzy's Unicorn

Boots Of The Cursed Ones

Burning Cloister Of Ice

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*Captain Quirk And The Pirate Ship Rent-A-Prize

Captivated By The Shape Shifting Elf Eating Mega Rats 

Captured By The Cultist 

Captured By The Glittering Elf King 

*Captured By The Mournful Snow Elf 

Captured By Quaraun The Insane

Captured By The Spring Cleaning Wild King 

Castle Of Forbidden Sorcery

Castle Of The Ghouls

Catacomb Of Flame

The Catacomb Of The Shipwrecks

Catacomb Of The Arch-Mage

The Cathedral Of Guummaell

*The Cats of Space Dock 13  ~oO0~

Caught in the Blizzard's Wake

*Cave Of Nightmares

*Cave Of The Cannibal King

The Cave Of Leu'tege

Celestial Marsh Of Illusions

The Chalice Of Love

Chamber Of Shadows

The Charming Marquessa

The Charming Prince of The Flying Castle 

*The Chihuahua Of The Sacred Mountain

Chocolate Kelpie, The

Chocolate Pudding and Pink Penguins ~oO0~

Cinnamon Bun of The Unicorn 

*City Of The Screaming Statues, The

Claws Of Dutusu, The

Compassionate Snake's Conjuration of Power

Conjurer’s Room, The

Conquered By The Faerie Cat

Cotton Candy Alchemist, The

Cotton Candy Clouds

Crag Of The Drowned

Crazy Days At Turtle Island

Crazy Dog's Captive

Creamy Garlic Pasta For The Elf Eating Destruction

Crooked Knives, The

Crowns Of Xyiustr, The

*Crystal Cave of Time and Necromancy~oO0~

Crystal Colosseum of the Deceiver

Crystal Empire, The

*Crystal Palace Of Mount Demontooth, The ~oO0~

Crystal Plague, The ~oO0~

Cult of the White Queen, The  ~oO0~

*Curse of the Di'Jin, The

Curse of Suicide Island, The ~oO0~

Curse of The Blood Star Ruby, The ~oO0~

The Curse Of The Muldjewangk

*Curse of the Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch, The

*Cursed Marsh Of the Ancestor Demon

*The Cursed Ship Of Ghouls

Cursed Zone

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Damned Ceremony of the Milk Entity

Dancing With The Church Grim 

*Dark Desire of The Crazed Fluffy, The

Dark Desire of The Nefarious Forest, The

Dark Monstrosities of The Ghostly Leprechaun, The 

*Dathirar The Oni

*Daughter Of Vengeance

Day Of Judgement

Day Of Wrath

Dazzling Cape of The Magnificent Fuzzy-Wuzzy, The

Dazzling Gnome of the Royal Creame Frosting of Gold, The 

Dazzling Razzbury, The  ~oO0~

Death Dell Farm

Death Of A Thousand Hungers, The

*Demon Chest Of Gibedon The Great, The

*Demon Tree Of The Aquatic Garden, The

Demonic Divination of the Blasphemous Nomads, The

Demonic Pigeons From Hell

Demonic Ritual of the Heavenly Undertaker, The

Depraved Curse, The 

Desecrated Grotto Of The Wraiths, The

The Diontite Cats of Planet Ptarmagin  ~oO0~

Discover The Amazing Power of  Macaroni And Cheese!

Dr. Dameon ~oO0~

Dog Demon Sugar Daddy, The 

Door Of Unarilur, The

*Dread Chant of the Fanboys

The Dread Curse Of The Dancing Dodos

Dreams Of Lichdom

Drowned Lich, The

*Drowned Maze Of Frozen Terror

Dungeon of Bloodstained Screams, The 

Dwarf's Apocalypse, The

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*Eating Butterflies And Pooping Rainbows

Ecrodon King of Planet Flame, The 

*Elf Eating Candy Maker, The

Elf Killer and His Fabulous Song Writing Blue Box, The

Elf Who Walked Through Time, The

Enchanted Moon King, The 

Enchanted Slave Master of The Crazed Big Bad Boogie Monster, The 

Ensnared Souls  

Enslaved By The Blood Thirsty Sequined Ice Wizard 

Enslaved By The Opal Astronomer 

Enslaved By The Yodeling Cannibal 

Errand Of Mercy

Escape  ~oO0~

*Eternal Ghost's Evocation Of Death, The

Ethereal Sphere of Cotton Candy

*Evening of The Aquatic Elder

*Evening With The Orange Wizard 

Ever-changing Pits of Insanity

*Evening of The Wonderful Cheddar and Broccoli Rice Casserole

*Everyday Use of Advanced Necromancies

*Evocation Of The Thirteen Wraiths Of Torture

Evocation Of The Unholy King

Extra-Dimensional Crystal of The Frost Merfolk, The 

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Fallen Fortress Of The Wraiths

Far Island of the Demons

*FarDarrig Of Secrets, The

Fascination And Terror

*Fate Of The Psychedelic Invisible Gnome

*Feared School Of The Lake People, The

Fiendish King's Ritual Of Misery

Fiery Grimoire Of The Wraith

Fiery Halls of the Arch-Mage

Fishmonger Of Death

Five Bones Of Biusoictii, the

Five Hexes of Flesh Absorption

*Five Pillars Of Xel'lidutul, The

*Flaming Footprints of The Hallucinating Lich 

The Flaming Footprints of The Eye Catching Dog Demon

The Flaming Planet ~oO0~

Flaming Ritual Of The Hummus Devil

The Flesh-Eating Castle Of The Crazed Murderers  ~oO0~

Flesh Eating Mansion Of Wickedness (The Twighlight Manor – Quaraun Father Of King Vielder)  ~oO0~

The Fluffernutter Fudge King of Wonderful Things

For The Love Of Vampires

*Forbidden Island Of The Lich Queen

The Forbidden Prison of the Cursed Murderers

*The Forest of Macaroni and Cheese Trees

*The Forest of No Return

Forest Of The Vampire Lord (Twighlight Forest)  ~oO0~

Forgotten Carnival Of The Cannibal Entities ~oO0~

Forgotten Tomb Of The Cannibals

Fortress Of The Undead

Friends Are Forever: Volume 1 of The Twighlight Manor Series  ~oO0~

The Frozen Kelpie and the Boots of The Demonic Ones 

Fuzzy-Wuzzy Wizard of the Selkie of Ebony

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Ghilie Dhu of The Moon

The Ghilie Dhu of A Thousand Tortures 

Ghostly Calling of the Corrupt Wyrm

Ghostly Tower Of Spirits

*Ghoul Spawn The Crazed And The Rose Garden Of The Pink Necromancer

Ghoul Spawn and The Rainbow Wand

Ghoul Spawn's Army of Flying Fish

The Ghoulish Hoodoo Rootworker

Giilachala The Thullid

The Gleaming Hot Pants of The Pirate Frog King

The Glowing Jelly Cube of The Bloody Phooka 

The Golden Palace ~oO0~

Grandma's Desserts

The Grave of The Blood Sucking Gremlin 

The Great Crystonite War  ~oO0~

The Greedy Forest Dwelling Illusionist

*The Green Jelly Cube Of Death

The Grimoire Of Radiant Ditiui

Grimoire Of The Benevolent Wizards

The Green Serpent and The Cult of the Lansquin  ~oO0~

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The Happy Dappy MerMan and The Big Bird of Love 

The Haunted Box Of BoomFuzzy's Chocolates

*The Haunted House of The Mind Controlling Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch

*Haunted Oubliette, Blessed Madness

The Haunted Salamander of the Green Hat of Horror 

Heart Of The Mutant

Hidden Tunnel Of Unspeakable Terrors

*The Hoary Sphinx Of Chniteler

*The Horrid Cliff Of Faxechroi

*The House of Hags

How To Have The Best Sex Of Your Life

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The Illegitimate Escaped Slave Of The The Haunted House Of Glittering Gems 

The Immortal Book of Immortality

Imprisoned by the Angry Teddy Bears

Imprisoned By The Glow In The Dark Elf 

Imprisoned By The Hallucinating Elf Hunter 

In Dragon Swamp

In Love With Quaraun The Insane

In Search Of The Perfect Frosting

*In Search Of The Pink Frog

In The Dungeon With The Leprechaun

In The Dungeon With The WereWolf 

*In The Gorgon's Garden

In The Land Of Purple Ponies And Pink Unicorns

Inescapable Woods Of The Deceiver

The Insane Sea Slug of The Freaky Vampire King 

Intelligent Lords' Spell of Dexterity

*Into The Labyrinth Of Death: Tales of the Black Tower

Into The Mushroom Forest  ~oO0~

* Into The Swamp Of Death

Into The Underground

Is There No Truth In Beauty?

The Island Of The Scallywags

It's Never Okay To Take Candy From Strangers

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*The Jiggler and the G-String Teddy Bears

The Jolly Glow In The Dark Ring

*The Journey Begins

Jungle of Terrible Runes

Just Serpent's Conjuration of Hatefulness

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The Kaleidoscopic Demon 

*Kelim And The Necromancer

*The Key Of Moumegoc

The Kimono of The Glittering Dark Elf 

*King Gwallmaiic: The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley

*King Vielder's Reign of Terror  ~oO0~

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The Labyrinth of The Dancing Dodos

Labyrinth Of Eternal Madness

*The Last Katopa

The Legend of the Infinite Cannibal Goddesses

The Legendary Circle

The Legendary Dragon Of Suffering

The Legendary Evocation Of The Faceless Demon

*The Lich Lord's Fuzzy Wuzzy Arch Mage

Like The World On A Turtle's Back

The Lonely Kelpie

*Look Before You Sleep

The Loony Barbarian and His Wicked Warlock 

Love: How to Find It, Keep It, and Know It's Real

*Lost In A Space That Isn't There

Lost in The Forest of The Castle Troll 

Lost in The Swamp of The Bat Beast 

Lost in The Swamp of The Singing Black Shuck 

*Lover of The Butler Prostitute

*The Luminous Singing Sea Slug

Lynxiana  ~oO0~

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The Magic Nun Of Agony And Eminence

The Magic Of The Pink Frog

*The Malachite Prostitute

*The Malignant Candy Maker and The Labyrinth of Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies

Marsh Of The Vampire Lord

Masters of Ecstasy

Mated To The Goblin King

Merfolk Of Flesh Eating Snails

The Metropolis Of The Five Entities

*Mirror, Mirror

Miss Citten The Eel Kat  ~oO0~

*The Moon Elf Sorceress

The Morning of The Mind Controlling Moon 

Morning With The Vampire 

My Life as an Explorer

*My Two Favourite People

*The Myth Of The Mollusk

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Nectar Of The Gods

The Nefarious Cloud Palace

The Night of the Blue Monkey ~oO0~

The Night of The Dazzling Salamander 

* The Night Of The Screaming Unicorn

*Night With The Magical Moonlight Mumbler 

Nightmare Disjunction

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*The Obsessive Royal Wizard

*The Obsidian Idol Of The Elf Eater Of Pepper Valley

Ocean Of Fear

The Ocean of The Lustful Golden Beetle Bug 

Of Apples And Apricots

*Of Eels And Cats ~oO0~

The One Night Stand That Turns Into Something More

The Opal Faerie

The Opal Sword

The Oracle Of Silver Dust

Ossuary Of The Barbarian King

*The Ossuary Of Insanity

The Ossuary Of The Fuzzy Wuzzy Poison

Oubliette Of Insanity

*The Owl of Death

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The Palace Of The Ice Wizards

The Path Of The Ten Thousand Hateful Serpents

The Pendant Of Fa'tumaelu

The Phantom Of The Forgotten Coward

*The Phooka of A Thousand Deaths

Pink Fish and Invisible Unicorns

The Pink Frog And The Teeny Blue Zebra ~oO0~

*The Pink Palace

*Pippiyata and The Path Of The Stars

Pippiyata's Baby

Piranhas  ~oO0~

*The Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch 

The Pit Of Xysos

The Plaza Of Illusions

*The Poisoned MerMan of the Castle of Singing Sea Slugs

Prismatic Invocation of Steak Sauce

Prismatic Ritual of the Pudding Devil

Punished By The Garlic Bread King 

The Purple BigFoot Clan

The Purple Dragon

The Pyramids Of The Di'Jin

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Quaraun and The Beanstalk

Quaraun And The Vampire 

*Quaraun And The Wizard Of Dreams

The Quiet Imp's Saloon

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Ratzi ~oO0~

The Red Dragon Massacre  ~oO0~

The Reptilian Prince Of Devils

The Resplendent Viking of the Whore House of Loneliness

The Return Of Batdude, Pigeon Poop Boy And The Jiggler

*The Return Of The Silver Salamander

*The Return To Fire Mountain

The Rise of The Happy Lustful Goal 

The Rise of the Silver Arrow  ~oO0~

Rogue Bug Barony

A Rose Among The Ashes

The Ruby Hummingbird (rewrite of 'Blackbird's History: The Ruby Throated Humming Bird')   ~oO0~

The Ruins Of The Elf Eating Illusionist 

The Ruins of The Holy Relic 

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Sacrament of the Sinful Fiends of Madness

The Screaming Staff Of The Occultist

The Secret Church Grim Of The MoonSnail

*The Secret Curse Of The Hellish Soap

Seduced By The Serial Killing Tavern Keeper 

The Sequined G-String of Death 

The Sequined G-String of The Purple Unicorn

The Serial Killing Monolith of Terror

*Shadowed Transfiguration Of The Wild Messiahs

Shackled By The Kaleidoscopic Necromancer 

Shanghaied By The Tavern Keeper 

The Shape Shifting Servant of The Butler Teddy Bear 

Shipwreck of the VISION-D8

*The Shrieking Demon's Deadly Zombie

The Silver Coach ~oO0~

The Singing Dagger 

The Singing Salamander and the Ruby Ring

Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry God

The Six Grimoires Of Wiolciumll

*The Six Parts Of The Amulet Of Wonder

*The Skeletal System of The Troll: New Speculations

Slave Ship  ~oO0~

The Slayer Of The Triple Moon Dragon

Sly Animal's Exorcism of Generosity

The Snow Covered Bone Of The Grounds Keeper

Snow Monster Mountain 

Some Incidents In The Life Of Vampires

Song of The Bleeding Mutant

The Song of The Blood Sucking Glowing Fungus 

The Song of The Glow In The Dark Horseradish Sauce 

*The Sorcerer's Tower Of Cake

The Sorcerous Wizard Of Knowledge

*The Soul Stealing Lord Of Demons

Spiggan ~oO0~

Spring With The Faerie 

Stranger in the Forest

Strangled By Quaraun The Insane

Summer Of The Wizard Killer

*The Summoner Of Darkness

The Supernatural Skullcracker

Swamp Of Fear

Swamp Of Insanity

The Swamp Of The Mushroom Loving Merfolk 

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A Tale Of A Box Of Candy

Taken By The Brackish Water Mermen

Taken By The River Dwelling Selkie 

A Taste Of Armageddon

*The Temple Of The Orchid

The Terrible Fortress Of Suffering

The Terrible Queen

The Terrific Dungeon Master of the Mushroom Gravy of Darkness

*The Things That We Cannot Change

The Thousand Books By The Egotistical Villain 

*The Ties That Bind Us

The Ties That Blind Us

The Time-Travelling Manipulator Of Ghosts

The Torture Chamber Of Quaraun The Insane   ~oO0~

*The Tower of the Shape Shifting Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies

The Truth About Unicorns

The Twisted Tower Of Wraiths

Trapped By The Blood Thirsty Dark Elf 

Trapped By The Jolly Snow Elf 

Tomorrow Is Yesterday

Tower Of Terror: Tales of the Black Tower

*Tower of The Shape Shifting Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies: Tales of the Black Tower

The Trapped Phooka

Tricked By The Flesh Eating Merfolk

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Unexpected Dissimilarities in the Social Hierarchies of the Tarasque and the Phoenix

*The Unforgettable Cloudfall

The Unholy Haunted House and The Lich Cloud Palace King 

The Unicorn, The Necromancer, and The Light Blue Rubber Ball of The Bubblegum Pink Splork of Happiness

The Unicorn Wraith Pirate Party 

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Vampires In Miniature

* The Vampire Leprechaun Of Fire Mountain

*The Vampires Of Ttesnagatte Island

The Vampiric Slave Driver

The Venomous Beast Of The Marvellous FarDarrig

The Village of The Gleaming Gloves 

The Villainous Chant of the Unjust Haunts

VISION-D8 ~oO0~

The Voice of the Shaman

*The Vulgar Alchemist's Inn

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*The Wall Of Ymustu-neme

*When Eels Attack

When You Were Older

White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane ~oO0~

*Who Killed Quaraun The Insane?

The Wicked Chocolate Maker

Wicked Desires of The Aristocrat 

*Wild Ghosts' Ritual of the Vortex

The Wild Mushroom and Rice Dinner of The Mournful Mage

The Wild Mystic And The Mysterious Mage

Win Free Sex

Wind, Sand, and Stars

The Winter of The Grandiose Oracle 

The Wishful Elf Hunter

The Witch's Garden

The Wonderful Wizard of The Wicked Magical Moonlight 

Wishful Common Folk, The

The Wood Elves Occupation

Wood Elves Vampires

*Woodlands Of The Ghoul Lord

The World Beneath

*The Wrath of the Pink Necromancer

Wreath Of Roses, The

Written For The Pleasure Of Sexy Wood Elves

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A Year With The Shape Shifting Scribe

*Yellow Squishy Pink Tentacloid Thing

You Can't Hide From the Dead

You'll Never Survive The Night

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*Zebulon's Captive

The Zestful Medication of The Warlock Tailor 

Zinnias For Quaraun

The Zombie Dungeon of The Vampire Eating Albino

ZooLock The Great

Zxosak The Thullid

*Cover Art completed for this title

~oO0~ Twighlight Manor series 35th anniversary rewrite of the original

As I said, these are working titles, so the titles may change by the time the story itself is published.

All of the titles listed above, already have a "short story" plot written out. Each of these varies from 1,000 to 3,000 words. 130 of them are already expanded to 5,000 to 7,000 words.

It takes me about 3 weeks to take each 5k short story/plot and rewrite it into a 50k novel. Editing takes about a week. Formatting, takes about an hour. Thus each book takes about a month to complete. The series is planned to have monthly releases from September 2014 and at least until September 2023. Yes, it is going to take 9 years for this project to be completed.

As of today (March 7, 2015)  there are 349 covers commissioned with at least that many stories planned, 130 stories with a of minimum 5k long plots outlined, 21 volumes are mostly written and at 25,000 to 40,000 words each (thus nearing completion). There are 7 others at 45,000 to 55,000 words each and currently in the final stages of editing/formatting/etc. Three volumes are currently published. The first 10 volumes should be published by May 2015, possibly sooner.

At last count there were 349 stories total planned for the full run of this (and likely more to be added). The covers for those 349 stories have already been commissioned, about half of the covers are now finished. I will continue to upload those as they become available. Getting these covers made for a series of this scale is no small feat; a team of more then a dozen cover artists have come together for this project. {{{Big hugs to the team of wonderful artists working on this project! Your artwork is amazing! I loves them!}}}

The planning for this project started in summer of 2011. I spent 2012 creating the characters, setting, creatures, character backstories, cross referencing with The Twighlight Manor series. Spent 2013 writing up the outlines for the original 130 stories planned, and had planned to start releasing this in January 2014. Unfortunately, several health issues side tracked the whole project when I spent 5 months bedridden due to a back, hip, and knee injury and then several more months relearning to walk. The back injury left me unable to move my arms during those 5 months, and thus I was unable to type/write from November 2013 until May 2014 (which means I was on a sick leave from writing - and everything else - for a total of 10 months, from November 2013 til August 2014.)

I wasn't able to start writing again until August 2014, but it's slow going now. I've limited movement now, sitting, standing, and walking are all major tasks while my injuries continue to heal, and I was rushed back into the hospital November 14, 2014, and then again for surgery December 2, 2014, and was without the use of my arm until December 27, 2014 and only limited use after that and am still in and out of the hospital, now in March 2015.

So, because my health is roller coaster ride ride now, and I'm having to work around doctors and hospitals, the first few issues of the series will not seeing regular releases. Oh well. I am slowly recovering, so, hopefully those health interruptions are coming to an end soon and I'll be back on this project full time. At this point releases will be irregular at least until August 2015, after which they should, hopefully, be monthly as planned.

This is by far the biggest (and most expensive - this will be the first time I've done a series with professional cover art; I usually do my own cover art) project I have ever undertaken. Because these are novels and not short stories, this series dwarfs the Twighlight Manor series with it's 237 volumes, as those were mostly short stories.

Right now you guys are watching the early stages of this thing as it unfolds. Thank you for all your love and support as we get this project up and running.

{{{lots of hugs, love, and kisses - for all of you reading this}}}

Older Editions and Discontinued Covers:
(Cover Art From The Original Chap Books, Short Stories, and Novellas 1997 - 2012 era)

What do you want to become?
What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, strive to be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!

~Love & Kisses From EelKat

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IMPORTANT NOTE:

The Section Below This Point Was written In 2013
It Includes Information About The Book Release Schedule
And The 2015 Book Signing Tour

Due To Ku Klux Klan Terrorist Attacks On My Family
On April 10, 2015,
Just  Weeks Before The Start Date of The Book Signing Tour
The Tour Was Canceled
And Book Publication Put on Hiatus.

I Have Left The Below Information Up For Archival Purposes.
The Dates Mentions For Tour Scheduling and Book Releases Are All Cancled.

If You Have Any Information
As To The Identidy of The Terrorists Who Did The Attacks
Please Call The FBI Agent In Charge of This Case:

Please Call
FBI Agent Andy Drewer 
@ (207) 774-9322 

Thank You

UPDATE: June 5, 2017
US Department of Justice, Civil Rights Division,
Joins FBI In Investigation of
Old Orchard Beach Town Hall and Police Department 
For Hate Crimes & Discrimination Done To
140+ Gypsies, Blacks, & LGBTQA+ Residents

Have Information?
Please Call FBI Agent Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322  

More info on what happened can be found HERE.

"People deserve a break. The stressed and unorganized person who doesn’t have the same priorities as you. They may be dealing with an autistic child, abusive spouse, fading parents, or cancer. Don’t judge people until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. Give them a break instead." 

— Guy Kawasaki

I'm a woman who has had 7 miscarriages, and wears "elaborate clothes". Because I have no children, the residents of Old Orchard Beach, beat me up, calling me a transsexual, claiming only a man would dress like I do, claiming that the reason I have no children is because I'm not really female.

They left me paralyzed and crippled. 

They crushed my hips, my pelvis, and my spine, and took away, what little chance I had to carry a pregnancy to full term.

I'm crippled for the rest of my life. I can barely walk now. It's why I'm now on a cane. Any hope I had of having children is gone now.

That's the reality, of the gay hatred of this town. 

I have Autism. I wear pink. I wear glitter. I talk with a "funny gay sounding voice".

According to the people in this town:

I walk like a fag...

talk like a fag...

dress like a fag...

act like a fag...

and therefor must be treated like a fag...

I need to be taught my place...

I deserve to be shot in the head...

I look gay, and therefore I must be, 

because no one but gay men, talk in this voice

no one but gay men wear pink

no one but gay men wear glitter

no one but gay men prance instead of walk...

so they beat me up, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they cut my car in half, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they put a bomb in my house, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they filled my motorhome with feces, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they kidnapped my cats, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they drove a back hoe over my house, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

they cut my cats heads off and nailed their heads to my door, because I'm "too gay" for Old Orchard Beach

because I have Autism

and that makes me "too gay for the family friend town of Old Orchard Beach"

I used to dance when I walked... but after 5 months paralyzed, 18 months relearning to walk, and now 4 years later, my leg is lame and I am crippled, barely able to stand, dragging a lame leg, I'll never dance again.

Do you know what that's like?

Can you even begin to imagine?

To be an Autistic person, who can no longer dance when I walk?

They hate gay men so much, that they are willing to beat up a childless autistic women, in ill health, accusing her of being a transvestite.

Because these evil people took away my ability to have children, I had cats; but they took my cats, and cut off their heads, and nailed them to my door.

Welcome to Old Orchard Beach. The gay-hating capital of Maine.

This is the reality of how Autistics are seen by the world.

This is the reality of how Autistics are treated by "normal" people.

This is the reality of being transgender in Old Orchard Beach.

This is the reality of what bullies do to someone with mental illnesses, they do not understand.

This is the reality of living with Autism.

Find out more here.

Do You Know The Identity
of the People Who Did These Things?
Have Information? 
Please Call FBI Agent
Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322  

“Don’t turn your face away. 

Once you’ve seen, you can no longer act like you don’t know.

Open your eyes to the truth. It’s all around you.

Don’t deny what the eyes to your soul have revealed to you.

Now that you know, you cannot feign ignorance.

Now that you’re aware of the problem, you cannot pretend you don’t care.

To be concerned is to be human.

To act is to care.” 

― Vashti Quiroz-Vega

“With ignorance comes fear- from fear comes bigotry. Education is the key to acceptance.” 

― Kathleen Patel, The Bullying Epidemic-the guide to arm you for the fight

Already Published:

Coming in 2015:

(SEE HERE To find out what happened April 10, 2015 to cause the book signing tour to be canceled and all book publications to be put on hiatus)

NOTE: The volume numbers and stories titles, on the covers of all the unpublished stories are "working titles" and "working volume numbers" and may change by the time of publication. 

26,908 / 41,000 words.
87/ 131 pages.
Draft @ 65.22%
27,706 / 50,000 words.
85/ 160 pages.
Draft @ 55.41%
Last updated on
March 13, 2015
3,591 / 42,000 words.
11/ 135 pages.
Draft @ 8.55%
Last updated on
March 13, 2015
27,800 / 50,000 words.
90/ 160 pages.
Draft @ 55.60%

To Be Released 2016 & Beyond:





What Is This Site?

I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life. 

Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).

NOTE: I ONLY write the Quaraun series (aka The Twighlight Manor series aka The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane). In recent years there has been an issue with impersonators trying to pass books off as written by me, notably several non-fiction and Erotica books. I write neither nonfiction nor Erotica.

ALL of my books and their cover arts are listed on my website here. Beware of any books you find claiming to be me. If the books are NOT listed here on my website, they are NOT my books.

In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizarro Tales set in 40th century CyberPunk-Quasi Medieval, Cozy Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring an intersex Elf and his Faerie husband main characters.  I DO NOT WRITE ANY OTHER SERIES - THIS SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE I WRITE.

Non-fiction (found ONLY here on my site) is daily updates of events in my life, and how-tos on how I write my novels.

I DO NOT write Erotica.

I DO NOT write books with HUMAN characters.

The Erotica books and books with Human characters, that you are finding, are written by scammers trying to impersonate me.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter. If you find any such books, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

The FBI believes the people behind the impersonation accounts showing up, are relatives of the woman who murdered my son.

146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.

And I'm sick of real estate agents who are too incompetent to research land ownership before they show up to stick a for sale sign in my yard.

The fact of the matter is, my son was murdered in 2013, and the friends and family of the murderer think it is funny to keep ILLEGALLY listing my land for sale, because apparently their child murdering bitch friend didn't hurt me enough by crippling me with a golf club, ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and beating his brains out on the ground with a golf club.

Also, her friends and family like to gaslight me by doxing me on ufo and alien abduction forums, while pretending to be me, and trying to make it look like I believe in ufos or aliens, even though I think people who believe in ufos are raving lunatics and people who claim to be alien abductees are crazy. 

Worse, they've also taken to harassing my WW2 vet homeless friend, by calling HIM an alien, demon, or cryptid and sending alien crazy ufo nutjobs at try to "catch him".

So, yeah, my son was murdered and the murder's friends and family endlessly harass me, my friends, and my family both online and offline, and I'm not happy with it at all.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter.

The FBI is looking for information into:

  1. identifying my son's murderer, 
  2. identifying the scammers who listed my land for sale, 
  3. identifying the impersonators who pretend to be me both online and offline, 
  4. the harassers who are harassing the homeless man and sending the UFO nuts to harass him... 
  • If ANYONE tells you 146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine is for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322
  • If ANYONE tells you I believe in aliens, demons, or UFOS, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322
  • If ANYONE tells you my homeless friend is an alien, a demon, a cryptid, or named Etiole for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322


I'm going to repeat it because I'm tired of people showing up and making offers:

146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.




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