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November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

NEVER FORGET:

My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!

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FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

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 TRIGGERED! I'm a Straight Cis Woman, but I am deemed Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, Are you too gay for the bigoted, minority harassing, white power, gay hating psychos of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall Too? 

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Convention circuit career is not for everyone...
| EelKat on Being an Author |
What an author's everyday life is like.

Degree: English Literature, with a focus on Teaching High School Writing; triple majored with Entrepreneurship and Culinary Arts as the two minors

(College I went to did not have a Creative Writing Degree, that was the closest one)

>>So what kind of jobs do you guys work in now?

Career #1: Career author with 130+ novels published

Career #2: Teaching Novel Writing, via one on one local groups/workshops/lectures at community centers, conventions, etc (my writing 'how to write/format/publish a novel' articles online is an offshoot of this)

>>I recently graduated with a Bachelor's degree in creative writing and am now trying to find jobs (mainly in editing, writing, publishing, advertising, marketing, and journalism). I'm trying to get an idea of what other job prospects there are for me out there besides the ones I'm currently looking for.

My career is self made, so no seeking out of jobs. However, lots of seeking out venues, so, while you stop your job search once you find a job, my job requires constant ongoing "job searches" all year long as a part of my job.

>>How did you get to where you are?

A lot of hard work, determination, persistence, and self-motivation.

The Business Ownership, and Business Start-Up courses of the Entrepreneurship part of my degree helps a lot here.

Because I teach novel writing at community centers, workshops, and conventions, it means I have to write my own curriculum. As these classes tend to be one-hour long lecture based workshops with students who I've never seen before and will never see again, it's easier then creating a full semester curricula for a High School class (which is what I was trained to do in college - my final "paper" assignment for the last Education class, was to create a 70 page outline for the curricula I planed to design once I had a teaching job).

Because I teach outside of a school setting, I have to be constantly applying for booth/tent/room space at various outlets.

Because in my novel writing career, I'm a professional Yaoi writer, you often see me focusing on comic book, gamers, anime, and geek cons, where I both CosPlay my Ukes (me as one of my Ukes: pic1 and pic2 ) and Semes (me as one of my Semes: pic1 & pict2 ) 

for my fans, and teach workshops on:

• The Art of Writing Yaoi
• The Art of Writing Dark Fantasy
• Character Creation
• Writing Dialogue
• Writing With the Intent To Publish

I once showed up at a Con, in full CosPlay as my main character (a Uke Twink - here's a picture from that day: pict1 and pic2 )

 and as soon as I drove up, I was mobbed before I even got out of my car (my car, which has 2.5million marbles glued to it goes the Cons as well: CarPic ) 

Getting mobbed trying to get out of my car at a Con is not unusual. What was unusual is that I was not a featured guest at this Con, had no pre-announced intention of being there, and was not doing any workshops or lectures there; fans, saw me there and immediately assumed that was the case, then ran around trying to find me on the schedule.

You want to be a big hit at conventions: do anything with any connection to Yaoi... the rooms rarely fit more then 60 people in a class, yet 300 to 500 people line up and try to cram into the room. Authors teaching the Yaoi classes get assigned hotel guards, just to get them into the lecture rooms without getting crushed by crazed screaming fangirls. Yaoi events attract the biggest crowds, and are the most dangerous events to run, requiring hotel security protecting the event guest, guards at the doors of the classroom... partly because of the screaming fangirls, but mostly because of groups like the KKK and Westboro Baptist Church, both of whom you'll have following you from Con to Con, waving signs, and chanting anti-gay hysteria, throwing rocks... a bomb blew up my house, the KKK left a big white cross behind in the ruble... the dark side of being a Yaoi author, and the REASON so many Yaoi authors write under pennames and don't reveal their real identities.

Believe me, you have never seen screaming fangirls, until you become a Yaoi author and walk into an anime con.

But getting the "job" of doing this, involves writing the novels, publishing the novels, gaining a fan following big enough that cons want you as part of their event (the Con's goal is the get as many paying customers in the hotel as possible, meaning the bigger name the author is the better, many won't accept an author if they aren't "famous enough"), then signing up as a featured guest, writing a curriculum, getting over phobias of speaking in public (I had those), getting used to the grueling schedule of packing, unpacking, setting up, dodging fans, signing books, posing for pictures, never getting to a bathroom because there are 2,000 people between you and the bathroom and they ALL want a hug and a selfie, carrying anything you can find to eat with you all day long, because you'll never have a free second to have a meal, dealing with crazy fans (bad fans, not good fans) which often requires police involvement and happens more often then most cons would like to admit, (a church group somehow got into one Con, and stormed into the Yaoi workshop chanting we were going to Hell, one year) ... it's a fast paced, hectic life on the road (you'll need to buy a motorhome ( myRV ) and get used to RV lifestyle and paint your name and books covers on the side). I also appear at car shows, autism events, festivals, fairs, carnivals, pretty much anything that let's me set up a booth, you are gonna see he at.

Convention circuit career is not for everyone. You need the personality to deal with LOTS of strangers on a daily basis, that means you need EXTREMELY high quality of professionalism, not have a temper, be able to get along with every one and any one under any conditions no matter how stressed you are, and be able to smile constantly none stop, all day long no matter what. (In short, 90% of the members of Reddit will fail big time in this career, as the average Redditor has no level of professionalism at all, and is a high strug fight seeker.)

look into community centers, immigrant agencies, GED centers, adult ed centers, YMCA, senior centers, ... ask for a list at your local Department of Health and Human Services. These places are nearly always understaffed and in desperate need of teachers.

Also look into becoming a guest teacher - one who does workshops and lectures and shows up at schools across the state instead of being in one school.

These are the directions I went

What do you want to become? 
What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!

~EK
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By EelKat Wendy C Allen

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.

~EelKat

If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322