You have encountered an extremely old website that continues to exist in old web ways, the same way it has done for now three decades.
In spite of being now 30 years old this year, started in 1996, it is still heavily active and old pages updated daily, new pages added daily, still now in 2026. All hand written, all hand coded (no AI), all by me, same as it ever was.
We Still Exist: The Old Web Did Not Go Away, You Just Forgot How To Find Us
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This site was NOT designed for mobile devices (as they had not been invented yet when I created it) thus this site looks best on a computer, at 1280x768 or above. |
This is a very old website created in 1996, so, yes, javascript is needed for the site to work as it should. If things don't function, you may need to update javascript drivers on your device |
This site tries to be mobile friendly but it's been online since 1996, so old pages may not load right on mobile devices, and as this site has had pages added near daily for 30 years there are now over 20k pages here. |
Having started out in life as a GeoCities site, this site contains glitter, bright colours, blinkies, moving gifs, and other things the old web was known for. |
f you are here looking for aliens, ufos, demons, cryptids, haunted cars, curses, Etiole, the wild man of old orchard beach, the goldeneagle car, the white monkey, or any of that other weird bullshit, you want this video:
...and after that video, you want these ones:
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If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:
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My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.
As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.
There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.
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The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.
There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.
I shouldn't have to say this, but people keep contacting me, so apparently I do:
If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
Do you know who this woman is?
On August 8, 2013 she drove a backhoe over my house. On November 14, 2013 she arrived at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me with a golf club and murdered my son. One June 24, 2016, days after my first attempts to walk again, she attacked me with a shopping cart at Scarborough, Walmart, reinjuring the Nov 14, 2013 injury.
She crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet id-ed the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club.
Complete details of EVERYTHING she did is on this page here.
The golf club woman who called herself Clair as she looked November 14, 2013. Her hair is a weird chin leangth pageboy (very Medival style cut) platinum blonde with wide brown/black dyed stripes in it (like a reverse of Lily Munster, but the stripes are several, almost like a zebra). I am 5'6" and she was a LOT taller then me, like closer to the height of a man; she had thin lips like a man, and large nose like a man... she COULD have been a man disguised as a woman, given the ease with which she severed my spine....she's is a LOT stronger then is typical for a woman). She was wearing a chambre blue denim "blazer jacket over shirt" and a button up mens shirt (possibly flannel) and blue jeans. The bulk of her yelling was focused on accusing me of being transgender, even while ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and bashing his head in with a golf club. |
The Claire woman as she looked during her shoping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart June 2016, the attack with left me paralyzed and in a wheelchair. Her hair was dyed dark red, and she drove away in a gold Volvo 240 Station Wagon of a late 1980s/early1990s model, with a "458" on the lisnce plate.... If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
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If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
Good god! We just found out about yet another slanderous rumour this woman has been spreading? When does it end? How many more of these things are out there?
Video explains what else she's done ...
If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
If you encounter anyone claiming my car is haunted, demon possessed, or somehow connected to Stephen King please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
If you encounter anyone claiming I believe in aliens or was an alien abducttee, please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
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"What are the benefits or pitfalls of entrepreneurship at your age? Do you think you have an advantage over older people starting out so young? Is it better to start a business so young? Is it not better to start out young, before buying a house or having a family, when you have less to lose?" |
So young?
This question comes from a face to face interview and was asked in reference to my business plan for starting a food truck. Before answering this question, I asked how old the asker thought I was. The answer I got back was "you look 19".
Do I?
Uhm...no. Way off. Try added about 20 years to that guess. The question implied however (via a long winded explanation to say as much) that people in their 20s are better suited to starting a small business than someone later in life and therefor youth was a benefit of entrepreneurship. Of course they had slanted their question in that direction ahead of time, under the false assumption of thinking I was only 19, so who knows how they would have worded it knowing my correct age.
But this got me to thinking: Is youth really a benefit in entrepreneurship? How young is too young? How old is too old? Does age even matter at all? And more importantly, how does this effect authors, who are in fact themselves entrepreneurs? Will a younger author have more success than an older author or vice versa?
I've known people who started out at a young age getting into huge credit card debts than had to spend their lives in Section 8 apartments because they were never able to get a house or even a good job because of bad credit history. Very sad.
As to having less to lose when young. Yeah, age really has nothing to do with it. When I was young my family had a ton of money. My dad owned 2 businesses AND worked a job for someone else, AND was a volunteer fireman. He was one of those got-to-be-busy-every-second types. My mom at the same time owned a brick&mortar store in downtown Old Orchard Beach.
My dad's income was $37,000, an incredibly large income in 1975 when the average income was $7,500. We had everything - literally my parents bought me a horse for my 4th birthday, I was wearing mink coats as a teenager, I bought my first car when I was 8 years old, didn't matter that I couldn't drive it, heck, no, I wanted a car just to put in my rose garden and pretend to drive it - I still have it, it's still sitting in my garden 30 years later! And by 8 years old I was already a multi-published author and in the process of setting up The Twighlight Manor Press. Yep. I was 8 years old when I founded/incorporated the publishing house which I still run today all these decades later.
Looking back I think maybe I was sort of like Verruca Salt as a kid. Starting mini-businesses was a thing I did because I liked doing it. I've started dozens of "businesses" over the years, but never tried to make any money with any of them. If they made money fine, in not who care, I didn't need the money. I call them "hobby ventures" because it was me taking my hobbies to big scales.
And than Hurricane Katrina hit Old Orchard. Hit us hard. If it hadn't just wiped out New Orleans on it's way up here the damage it did to OOB would have made national news - 80 families saw their houses leveled, just completely flattened - it wasn't even on the local news, the town applied for emergency disaster, couldn't get it because Katrina had hit EVERY SINGLE STATE on the East Coast so bad that by the time it reached us up here in Maine FEMA, HUD and the rest were out of funds. Local Red Cross was closed because they had packed up and headed to New Orleans a week earlier - Katrina got stuck in Saco Bay and dumped 9 days and 9 nights of rain on us.
The town hall went under water - do you know what OOB looks like? do you know how far away from the beach the town hall is? on the top of a hill - that's how high the water was - people died - people in MY FAMILY died - 80 houses - including ours - were literally lifted off the land and washed away - 80 families - most with children were homeless, several of them are STILL homeless RIGHT NOW 7 years later, because York Country doesn't have a single shelter - not even one. People lost businesses and lively hood, many became disabled for life and will never work again. My dad was in a coma on full life support (on a machine that cost $13,000 a day) for 6 months, and lost all of his jobs and businesses, and spent 2 year relearning how to talk and walk and use his hands. His medical bills, topped $3million. And there were 80 families is the same situation as us - homeless, dead, dieing, and not able to find help. Hurricane Katrina did this, right here, in Old Orchard Beach, Maine and yet not one single newspaper or news station even mentioned what happened AT ALL! Did you know those 80 families are still today, 7 years later on a wait list for HUDs emergency disaster relief housing vouchers to get them in Section8 apartments?
I was homeless 7 years. I lived under a 8x6' tarp without running water, toilet, or electricity for most of those 7 years - including through 3 blizzards, 5 more hurricanes, and an ice storm. People often ask me why did I start glueing things to my car? Short answer: it was me home decorating after I moved out from under the tarp and into my car. It was as simple as that. I now live in a 22' motorhome. My dad's name JUST came up as next in line for an emergency housing voucher from HUD this summer - June 2013.
So my point? Well, at 20 years old I had a hell of a lot to lose. I never took any big risks, my mini-businesses were all small easily cast off if they failed. The only one I held on to was the publishing house, simply because I absolutely loved that job, and when Hurricane Katrina hit, it was a good thing I had it, because it was the only income I had for several years. It only brought in $200 to $600 a month, not a good income at all, but if I hadn't had that I'd been with no income at all and $200 a month is a heck of a lot compared to ZERO a month.
I never risked anything because I didn't think I could survive losing everything. Hurricane Katrina taught me otherwise. I literally lost everything in less than 30 seconds when a wave crashed over our house and took it with it (and we ain't no where's near the beach, I'll tell you - we are on the outskirts up by the Ross Rd!
Any body remember that big huge egg farm on Portland Ave - the one with all the giant poultry barns - you know where the empty lot now is, no house, no barns, nothing - that was us, and that's why the buildings are gone - Katrina didn't just take our house - it took our barns and livestock too - last thing you expect up here on the corner of Portland ave and Ross Rd is the ocean knocking on your front door. We were well out of the flood zone. but we had a brook on our land that dumps into the ocean and the ocean sent a back wave flash flood inland up the brook, and that's how it hit us.) Me and my brothers were outside when it happened or we'd probably be dead now, my dad was in the house when the wave hit it, he nearly died, and he'd still not recovered, he can barely get around even today.
Katrina opened my eyes. I technically only "needed" to be homeless and living under the tarp for 6 months, I was perfectly able to get into housing 6 months later, but I'm strange and I decided to remain homeless willingly, after a few really snobby neighbors treated my family really bad once we were homeless. I'm an author, well known in some circles (one of my non-fiction books got really famous) and before Katrina a lot of people wanted to be my "friend" just so they could say to their other friend, "Hey I know her!" Becoming homeless, revealed their true colors, when they suddenly "couldn't be seen hanging out with a homeless person". So I willfully remained homeless, even long after I no longer needed to be, just to see how other people reacted to homeless people.
But thing of it is, this whole situation, every bit of it, changed me - A LOT - I am a hugely different person today than I was 8 years ago. 8 years ago I would have been too worried about losing my house, my belongs, to take the risk of a business that could become a full time income, rather than a part-time hobby income. Hobby businesses are "safe" no-risk.
So in answering the question: when I was in my 20s I had a lot to lose and I would not have taken big risks. In my 30s I did lose everything - but not through a failed business, instead through a flood. In my 40s I no longer see material lose as a risk at and have no issues throwing everything to the wind to start a business. So younger people don't always have less to lose than older people. It really depends on their situation. I think it was losing everything that just doing things I want to do (like rhinestoning my car - I talked about wanting to do that for the past 40 years - never did it, used to worry about what other people would think if I did), rather than waiting and worrying. I think that was the biggest lesson I learned from Katrina - you never know what tomorrow may bring, you could be financially stable, no money worries, take no risks, and still lose everything, so you might as well take risks, do the things you want to do, because you may not be alive tomorrow and than it'll be too late to do the things you wanted to do.
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"What are the benefits of entrepreneurship at your age?" |
Well, I think one of the major advantages a person my age (40s) has is experience. Not that a younger person doesn’t have experiences, because heck, a kid who survived Hurricane Katrina has a lot more experience than an elderly person who never faced any disaster at all. So, I’m not saying that age ALWAYS means more experience. But as a general rule someone in their 40s has gone through more life lessons. But having experience is a huge benefit in entrepreneurship.
A person in their 40s has gone through marriages, divorces, births, deaths, jobs, careers, wars, etc, while a person in their 20s is usually only just starting to discover those things.
A person in their 40s has also had time to test out many things, figure out what they like, what they don’t like, made lots of mistakes and knows what mistakes not to make again, while a person in their 20s is just starting to test those waters.
If they are like me and have started lots of mini-businesses over the years, by the time you are my age, you start to see the pattern of what works and what doesn’t, so you start making fewer mistakes.
And if you are like me, someone who has had one business for years (since 1983 in my case) and work closely with your clients (in my case readers) after a while you get to know what they like, what they want, what they expect, and you can adjust your business to meet their needs. But this takes time and someone younger will not yet have that kind of knowledge/research into what their customers want.
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course, too much experience can be a bad thing too, if you reach the
point of “Well I know that won’t work, I already tried, I’m not going to
bother trying again.”If you have to try 1,001 ways that don't work before you reach the 1 way that does work, than so be it. But you'll never succeed if you give up and stop trying.
Probably one of the larger disadvantages a person my age has is not growing up with the technology (computers, internet, phones, etc) that is pretty mandatory to run (most) businesses in this day and age. I’ve had to learn this stuff, make an effort to go out of my way to learn it. It wasn’t something I was taught as a kid and I still don’t own a phone. When I was a kid, there were only a few houses on our street that had phones, and those were party lines that had to wait for a switchboard operator to plug you in from one line to another. I was about 10 when they started running standard phone lines on poles through the neighborhood. (of course in the 1970s there weren’t even 1,000 year round residents -there are 7,000 today - and Portland Ave was a dirt road back than with exactly 5 houses on it and now it’s the main road through Old Orchard compete with two lanes and a yellow stripe and the last time our house was renumbered it came out at 146.) It was a big thing people getting phones brought into their houses. I never saw the point of putting one in. Now people have cell phones they take with them, and I’m still looking at them and asking: Why? What possible use can a phone have? Why on God’s green earth do you need to talk to other people? How in heck can you talk to a person if you can’t see them? I don’t get it.
Of course, this is the perspective of an Autistic person with bad hearing since childhood, “hears” predominantly through reading lips, and near mutism resulting in communication through pen and paper, not spoken words. So yeah, phones, not exactly a useful item for someone like me. My boyfriend has been trying to teach me how to use a phone for about 10 years now - he hasn’t gotten very far. He progressed in leaps and bounds with the invention of Skype however - online phones with video so you can see who you are talking to. I was able to learn Skype in spite of my difficulties learning phones.
I think older folks are set in their ways, thus “teaching an old dog new tricks” is close to impossible unless that person is self motivated to learn. Something has to make them WANT to change otherwise they won’t. So I can see how this can become a huge stumbling block for older business starters, and the older they are, the harder change will be.
Are there other benefits of entrepreneurship at my age? Probably. I suppose more to the point for my readers the question should be not "What are the benefits of entrepreneurship?" but rather "What are the benefits of publishing house start up?" or maybe "What are the benefits of being a self-published author?" or even "What are the benefits of being a traditionally published author?" For the purposes of this answer they are all one in the same thing are they not? I think so. After all, being an author is running your own business, whether you are self-published, traditionally published or go the long haul and start a publishing house to publish other authors as well, and therefore no matter which road you take to get your book published you are still an entrepreneur. So for the sake of simplicity we shall continue to use the phrase: "What are the benefits of entrepreneurship?"
So far I have looked at the benefits of entrepreneurship through a very narrow focused and limited view. The reason for this being that the original question was much more narrow focused, asking directly about my personal life, and I answered that, but does it really help my readers in general? Not so much. It is for that reason which I am now going to alter the original question (which was far longer and more detailed that what little of it I had posted here for you) so that now it reads as two simple questions:
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"What are the benefits of entrepreneurship?" |
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"What are the pitfalls of entrepreneurship?" |
The benefits of entrepreneurship are many. Let's look at a few shall we?
For myself, the benefit I rank highest on the list would be the ability to control one's own life. You are the maker of your own destiny. You are the boss. There is no one over you telling you what to do. I don't like being pushed around. I don't like bullies. I don't like taking orders. I don't like people giving me "My way or the highway" commands. It is very important to me, to have the freedom to do things the way I want to do them without someone lording over me, breathing down my neck, and bombarding me with all the negative reasons why it is wrong, wrong, wrong. Thus the biggest benefit of entrepreneurship (in my view) is the ability to control one's own life.
Of course, there are many who will see this as one of the biggest pitfalls, because many folks don't want the responsibility of having to be in control and doing it all. If you find yourself needing someone to look up to, someone to justify your ideas, someone to be there to pat your back each step of the way telling you, you are doing it right, than seriously, entrepreneurship (working for yourself, being the author of your career 100%) is not for you. You will not be happy managing everything from the biggest tax bill to the smallest paper cut. And that's okay. Entrepreneurship is not for every body. Some people love it, most don't. A few take the lead, but most would rather follow. Just know right now that if you are the type of person who would rather follow the leader, you will find yourself very unhappy in your career choice of being an author. You should decide if you really burn with the passion of authorship or do you simple like "the idea" of being an author?
But really, who doesn't sometimes want the independence and dream of being their own boss and making all the important decisions? When you succeed you take all the credit. Of course when you fail, there's no one but yourself to blame, but isn't that worth the risk of success?
In this same vein is freedom and flexibility. Authors, being entrepreneurs can work whenever they want, wherever they want, and however they want. You as an author can schedule your work hours to spend quality time with family and friends, never miss your child's first steps, never miss another soccer practice, never miss another dance recital, never miss another doctor's appointment. Need to take a 3 week vacation? Guess what, you can do it anytime, and best of all, being a writer, you can take your work with you and work on the road without disrupting the family vacation.
Of course the drawback to all this freedom and flexibility is it's easy to take advantage of it. It's easy to sit back, not do anything, and tell yourself "I'll do it tomorrow." If you are going to succeed as a writer, you have to be firm with yourself, set time tables and schedules and stick with them, otherwise you'll never get anything done.
The second biggest benefit of entrepreneurship, according to me, is originality and creativity. This is the excitement and joy with comes from the feeling that you can offer a new service, a new product, or as is the case of you as an author: a new story that no one else has ever offered before. Brand new. All original. And created by you. Think about it. You get to "play God" for a few days, creating new worlds, and putting new life into those worlds. The exhilaration that comes from creating brand new never before seen characters and giving them problems to solve, issues to face, and watching them come out on top is beyond anything you can imagine. But than you share those new people with the world by publishing your story and soon others get to share in your joy too. Fabulous. Utterly fabulous. Words simply can not describe it.
This leads to yet another benefit of entrepreneurship which I put very high on the ladder of importance: self-worth, closely followed by self awareness and self-motivation, which when all rolled together equal self-esteem. Self-esteem is one of the best benefits of entrepreneurship, one which many would rank at #1 in importance. Nothing boosts your self-esteem like being your own boss and getting thing done without having to rely on others.
There is a down side to this however, and that is that if you get lazy, slack off, and let your work slide, you'll find yourself failing and your self-esteem falling fast. Don't let this happen. Make sure you set time tables and schedules and stick with them. You got to do the work, and be motivated to do the work, in order to succeed.
I think the benefit of entrepreneurship which many (or even most?) authors are looking to hear about is income and/or salary potential. Unfortunately a large, substantial, or even moderately stable income is not one of the many benefits of entrepreneurship. Yes, you can succeed. Yes, you can make it big. Yes, you can even earn as much as minimum wage if you work hard enough, long enough,. and are able to live off your savings for the first 3 to 5 years before minimum wage earnings start kicking in.
Think being a millionaire is one of the top benefits of entrepreneurship? Think again. Only 3% of entrepreneurs are going to find themselves rolling in millions of extra spending cash. Sure you can earn a million dollars, but 60% of that goes to the IRS right off the top, and them there are expenses, overhead, bills to pay. If you are like most entrepreneurs you'll need an income of $3million a year just to pocket $75,000 in actual earnings, so don't get too hung up on the idea of being a millionaire.
Remember it's YOUR RESPONSIBILITY to withhold your taxes out of your income, you ain't got no boss doing that for you anymore. To be on the safe side of the IRS come tax time, set up a separate bank account, just for paying taxes with, and every time you receive a payday, deposit 60% of your paycheck into that account. Don't touch it. It's not yours. If you spend this money, you'll very likely spend the next 5 to 25 years in prison. In April when it's time to pay your taxes, you'll have the money safely tucked away in this bank account and you'll be able to withdraw it and hand it over to the IRS and have nothing to worry about.
Sure, there are writers who make lots and lots of money, super fast. Yes, it happens. Yes it happens far more often to self-publishers than to traditional published authors, however it only happens to 3% out of several hundred million authors. Every week hundreds of new titles are released. Every year about 10 of those will become huge money makers.
So don't not become an author to make money. Most authors work at least one part time job to pay their bills, while they slave away at a writing career that pays at best $5,000 a year for 70% of all actively writing authors. Authors earning minimum wage incomes of $24,000 a year are publishing no fewer than 4 new titles (full length 120,000 word novels) a year. If you are looking to get rich quick than you are in the wrong career. Aim for a steady, stable income and you'll do fine, if you work hard.
Remember that when you become an author (regardless of publishing method) you are starting your own business. Starting your own business means that you must be willing to give up the security of a regular paycheck. You really must be obsessively in love with the physical act of writing to be happy as an author, because chances are very high that you will never have a steady income or regular and reliable paycheck ever again. (And Amazon self-publishers have a better chance here as Amazon pays monthly, while publishing houses pay once, twice, or four times a year.)
One last huge pitfall to consider is how your friends and family will perceive you: Lazy, good-for-nothing, unemployed, welfare-bum, and other choice words are going to be tossed in your face FREQUENTLY. Negative and in some cases jealous, people will always be on hand to tell you that you will fail. Every time you release a new book and it doesn't become a best seller, they will be at your shoulder chiming: "I told you so!" and than lecturing you to get off your stupid lazy ass and get a real job like every one else has to do. Believe me, if you want to be an author, you need a thick skin and a place to esacpe from your nosy busybody, holier-than-thou, know-it-all relatives, because they are going to be harping on your case night and day and will never give you a moments peace.
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This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
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Note: English is not my first language, Shetlean Scottish is my native language, there are likly spelling and grammar errors, as I do not know American English and am attempting to write it by sounding words out.
Many times that Americans think a word on my site is misspelled, often it is not misspelled, it is just I mixed up languages and wrote it in Scottish without realizing I mixed the Scottish in with the English. Also our grammar is somewhat reversed from English grammar so words that are seeming in the wrong order for American English, is usually because they are in the correct order for Scottish and I either put English words in Scottish order by mistake or was unaware English put them in a different order then Scottish does.
For those unaware, Scottish Shetlean looks like this:
American English to Scottish:
a bit (piece) = a party --- EXAMPLE: "And some know a bit of Latin " > "And somme kan of latyn a party "
a long distance from = A piece fae
a piece of = the bit --- EXAMPLE: "The duck ate a piece of bread " > "The deuk ett the bit breid "
about the banks (on the shore/at the beach) = aboot da banks
accomplishments = kunnandi
After = Back o --- EXAMPLE: " After Halloween" > "Back o Hallomas "
alive (living) = kvikr
Always on the move = Never aff o da go
am I not = amn't I --- EXAMPLE: "Am I not invited? " > "I amn't invited? or Amn't I invited?"
are = is --- EXAMPLE: "Are you going soon?" > "Is ya to be going soon?"
autumn = dah haihst
belong to = fylgja
best = bettah moost
betray (verb) = svíkja
bewildered = villhyggjandi
building = biggin up --- EXAMPLE: "building confidence in everyday use " > " biggin up confidence in ivvryday øs "
built = builded --- EXAMPLE: "He built a new porch." > "Hims builded a new porch."
cast a spell = hoodooed
cat = kat (sounds like "caught") --- EXAMPLE: "Is it an orange cat?" > "Be he a o'jinn kat?"
child = bairn
church = kirk
color = colour
danger = hœttr
daren't = darena
daring = djarfr
dark = dökk
dark elf = Dökkálfr
dark-elves = Døkkálfar
darker = dökká
do you agree = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "That's a fine looking woman, do you agree?" > "Dair's ah right bonnie lass, eh?"
do you want to come too = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "I'm going to the store, do you want to come with me?" > "Me go to shope, eh?"
each = eche --- EXAMPLE: "Which each person can understand " > "That kan eche man understonde "
educated = lered --- EXAMPLE: "Both among the educated and the uneducated " > "As wel among lered as lewed "
elf = Alfr
Elf = Álfr
Elf Home = Álfheimr
Elf World = Álfheimr
elf-advice = Ælfred
elf-beautiful = ælfscyne
elf-friend = Ælfwine
elf-guardian (female) = Ælfwaru
elf-guardian (male) = Ælfweard
elf-powerful = Ælfric
everyday = ivvryday
eyelids = eye ledes --- EXAMPLE: "He closed his eyelids." > "Hims did shut hims eye ledes"
fair = faire --- EXAMPLE: "Going to the fair." > "Done gone went to the faire."
feild = felde --- EXAMPLE: "Standing in the feild." > "Stoodt in thems felde."
further = ferther --- EXAMPLE: "I looked further." > "I dids lokid ferther."
green = grene --- EXAMPLE: "Look at the green hedges and woods." > "Look see at thems heigges and holtz so grene."
handsome = braw --- EXAMPLE: "He is very handsome " > "Him wicked braw "
have faith = trúa
Have no doubts about our doing it = Nae faer o wis
Have no liking for this. = Hae nae brou o this.
have not = ain't
He knows how many beans make five. = He kens the laid frae the croun o the causey.
He knows which side his bread is buttered on. = He kens whilk side his bannock's buttert on.
Head for = Mak wye for
head rope in fishing nets and lines = baak
head to head = Be at the knag and the widdie
horse fly = klegsie
I = Me
I Think = Me thinks --- EXAMPLE: "I think we're late. " > "Me thinks that we is late. "
I wish you well for the future = Lang may yer lum reek (translation: Long may your chimney smoke)
idiot = eejit --- EXAMPLE: "You idiot." > "Ya eejit."
idiot = numpty
if = iffy or yif--- EXAMPLE: "If you don't mind..." > "Iffy yas does no care mind...."; "If you'll stay with me long enough = "Yif ye so longe with me wil dwelle". "
I'll be even with you = A'll see day aboot wi ye
know = ken
looked = lokid
looked = lokid --- EXAMPLE: "I looked up." > "I lifte up me eye ledes and lokid ferther."
magic = hoodoo
naked = nøkkviðr
needle = bodkin
neither = nouther --- EXAMPLE: "Who know neither Latin nor French " > "That kan nouther latyn ne frensch "
No = Nay --- EXAMPLE: "No, I don't think so. " > "Nay, me thinks not. "
Nobody knew = not-knew nobody
Noontide = Da heicht o da day
NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "Did you meet the new family next door?" > "Dids ya gets a chance to stop by and meets with thems new folk that move-ed in down yawn there next doors to ya, eh?"
NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "He went to Rite-Aid to pick up his prescription" > "Hims did go to that yawn there new fangled store the new folks call that Rite Aid place, to gets himself some of thems there pills what the doctor gone and tells him to take each morning, a-yep, hims did."
old = olde --- EXAMPLE: "But educated and uneducated, old and young " > "Bot lered and lewed olde and yonge "
orange = o'jinn
out = oot --- EXAMPLE: "The cat wants to go out." > "The kat he do wants oot."
outside = oot dair
people = fokk --- EXAMPLE: "the people of Shetland " > "Shetland fokk "
people = folke --- EXAMPLE: "Look at all those people." > "Lookie at all thems folke."
poorly = febelly --- EXAMPLE: "Who know French very poorly " > "That kan frensch ful febelly "
Recognising = Recognisin --- EXAMPLE: "Recognising the bilingual nature of Shaetlan speakers " > "Recognisin da wye at Shaetlan spaekers is bilingual "
shield = skjoldr
Since = For --- EXAMPLE: "Since that is your native language " > "For that is youre kynde langage "
tell = telle --- EXAMPLE: "I'll tell you in English " > "In englysch tonge I schal you telle "
the = da, de, or is not used at all --- EXAMPLE: "I went to the store" > "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to shoppe"
them = dem, dem dair --- EXAMPLE: "I went with them" > "Me goes wit dem dair"
there = dair --- EXAMPLE: "I want those potatoes" > "Me be wanting dem dair tatetas."
they = dey
To where = whither --- EXAMPLE: ""Where you go, I will go." " > ""Whither thou goest, I'll go."
understand = understonde
understand = understonden --- EXAMPLE: "Some understand English " > "And somme understonden englysch "
very = wicked --- EXAMPLE: "very good" > "wicked good"; "very bad" > "wicked bad"; "very cold" > "wicked cold"
Where = Whither --- EXAMPLE: "Where is the restroom? " > "Whither is the privy?"
Yes = Yea or Aye --- EXAMPLE: "Yes, I think so. " > "Yea, me thinks so. " or "Aye, me thinks so. "
For anyone actually interested in learning my native language, the Scottish government has THIS listed as the official dictionary of our people: https://static1.squarespace.com/static/61d7352954b7fd1c9dbdfef4/t/65ddb2749d5e0541a01009c0/1709027964496/Spaektionary_2024feb.pdf
The Scottish government provides this document to show our language in use: https://www.shetland.uhi.ac.uk/t4-media/one-web/uhi-shetland-images-and-documents/documents-/shaetlan/Shaetlan-Language-Plan-2022-Shaetlan.pdf
More information about our language can be found on this website: https://www.iheardee.com which is written in my native language.
However, there is also other reasons why words might be misspelled, or why I might not understand someone when they speak to me.
My grandmother Helen Ricker Allen, was from Unst, Shetland, Scotland, and she the one who raised me. She taught me to read and write, but it was Shetlain that she taught me. She died when I was 8 years old, and I was locked in a woodshed after her furneral, I escaped the woodshed 27 years later at age 31, and have been trying to learn how to speak and write English since then.
It is a very great struggle.
At age 37 I took remidial reading and speaking classes at Southern Maine Community College, but we are Gypsies and Gypsy men do not allow us Gypsy women to have education, and so, while at college, on November 14, 2013, I was beaten with a golf club, while I was 8 months pregnet, breaking my spine, hips, and knees, killing my baby and leaving me quardepaleic since.
Now my primary focus these past 13 years has been on relearning to use my hand so I could type... as of 2023, I have regained the use of my right thumb, and first two right fingers, and after 10 years offline, I am back online due to I can use three finguers.
I never went to school, so I do not know maths and numbers and sciences, and I do not know what else would have been taught to me in school. We are Scottish Gypsies and Gypsy culture does not allow females to go to school. Being born female was already a great sin, but my grandmother took great risk in teaching me reading and writing. At 4 years old I was punished by my Uncle Bruce for knowing how to read, by being beaten in the face with a cinder block brick, that broke my right jaw and left me with garbaled near-mute spoken words ever since.
Because no one ever spoke words to be face to face from he time I was 8 years old until I was 37 years old (I escaped the room at age 27, but did not start college until 37), I have no training in how to vocally sound out or speak the words I write or read. I can read words, but I do not know how to sound out or say those words. I can write words, but I do not know how to match the written word against the spoken word. I struggle to associate spoken words at all, or make them match up with writen words.
Esentially, written words and spoken words are two completly seperate languages in my brain, and I have difficulty understanding spoken words.
If you say a sentance to me with your mouth, chances are very high I will have ZERO understanding of what you said and I will not be able to ander you.
However, if you WRITE down that exact same sentabnce, I can understand you and can type a written responce to you.
My doctors tell me this is a side effect of extreme isolation and neglect and lack of human contact during my toddler, childhood, teen, and young adult years, and that my brain never deveoloped to comprehend spoken vocal words due to no one ever speaking to me in over three decades of the first half of my life.
While I can read and write, American English (somewhat) I do no know how words are sounded out, what they are supposed to sound like. I readand write by shape recognition, not by sound/vocal recognition, so when reading and writing I do no "hear the words in my head" as I am told most people do when they read and write. In other words... I see "c a t" and think "c-a-t" I do not think "cat" nor do I "see" an image of a cat, no do I "hear" the word cat spoken. I'm told that this is very rare and that most people read and write by sounding out the words and linking them to visual mind images, while hearing the sound of the word in their head. I neiher hear words in my head no see images of things in my head. I'm told this is what makes me both a speed reader and speed writer, because I'm not tripped up by hear sounds or seeing images in my head like nomal people would be doing... however, I'm also told this is why my spelling and grammar are very poor, because my brain is not hear the sounds of the words or seeing visual images of the objects the words represent, so my mind also does not register spelling and grammer errors at all.
As I was only let out of the woodshed on Sundays to go to the Cape Elezabeth Ward Church of the August Stake of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, I was never allowed to go to school or hospital either. No adults ever talked to me because I was evil for comitted the sin of being born female, so I never learned how to speak properly and do not know how to sound out words to say them.
I was 42 years old, in 2016 when, while having an MRI for my spine, the doctors found out my speak issue was caused by a broken jaw as a toddler that was healed wrong because not being allowed to go to doctors. I had surgury to fix that, and since 2016 have been trying to learn how to use my jaw and touge so I can speak vocal words now.
Since 2023 my primary focus shifted to relearning to walk. I can now, in 2026, sit up for 2 or 3 hours a day, and can sand with a cane for a few minutes, and can walk for around five thousand feet in 2 to 3 segments a day, with the help of pushing my wheelchair like a walker.
As of 2026, with a slight return to using my fingers and legs, I am once again focused on trying to learn the American English, but I live in mortal fear of my uncles and male cousins, as they are so hateful of allowing me to have education.
have no one to help me to know if I am doing words correctly, and as such, I have no way of knowing if there are spelling and grammar errors, but I asume there are, and I fix them when I learn them, but I do not know what I do not know and spelling American words is a thing I do bnot know.
I have Low Fucntioning Kanner's Syndrom, also known as "RainMan Type of Autism" aka REAL and ACTUAL Autism, not to be confused with Aspergers, High Functioning Autism, or and of thr 861 illnesses on the Autism Spectrum. An Autism Spectrum Disorder is an illness that has symptoms similar to Autism but IS NOT Autism. If you have an Autism Spectrum Disorder, it LITERALLY MEANS you do NOT have Autism.
I am medically diagnosed as "kanner's syndrome, actual autism, the rainman type, profoundly retarded autistic savant, with a general IQ of 73, and an writing IQ of 221" but they added that they did not know how to properly diagnose me as I am "technically a feral child" and they don't know "how much is the autism, and how much is simple horrific levels of abuse and neglect induced post traumatic stress disorder that will go away with proper socilization".
It means I know how to write, I can write a lot, and it is next to impossible for you to teach me how to do literally anythig else because my brain only knows how to write and doesn;t know how to do anything else..
There's a reason, when I do book signings, people are quick to say: "Okay, what's the joke? why is this stupid retard here? where's the real author? I know this retard isn't the author. where are you hiding the author, why is this fucking retard here"
The end result is, I have near zero social interaction... my 3 years in college was the ONLY face to face interaction I have ever had with humans in my entire life, and I struggle deeply to understand MOST words used by MOST people when they ask me question. And so I suffer from a huge lack of understanding many words people say to me, how to translate those words into spelling, and how to translate what it is that has been said.
The fact remains hat until there exists a human on this planet who is willing to sit down and teach me what words spoken line up with and match what words written, this deficent is unlily to improve. But the fact also remains, that I am simply far too profoundly retarded for anyone to even try to make any attempt at all even to speak a friendly "hgelloe" or "good morning" when passing me on the street, so I have lost all hope of anyone ever either being my friend, being willing to teach me how to match spoken words to written words, or how to speak to other humans.
While there are around 20k pages on this website, most of them are blocked from search engines, with only around 800 of them available for appearing in Google/Bing/etc search results. The remainder can only be accessed via the various links found throughout this site. This was done deliberately on my part, and I did it because the bulk of the pages on this website are chapters from 138 novels and 423 novellas, so only the first page of each novel and novella indexed by search engines, and the remainder are linked in order, one page at a time, via clicking "next page" at the end of each. So if you are looking for a specific page from a specific novel, Google can't help you.
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Do you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine on August 8, 2013? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me July 26, 2016 at scarborough WalMart,... they arrived the first time with a backhoe on August 8, 2013, that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since....
... which means it is now only a few weeks from the 14th anniversary of my son's murder. I was 8 month pregnant November 14, 2013, and a student ay SMCC, and coming out of the Buglight Lighthouse art studio after art class, when a still unidentifiedwoman wielding a golf club attacked me, severed my spine, while I was 8 months pregnant, triggered early labour, then killed my son minutes after he was born.
While accusing me of being transgender, screaming "transvestite freak" and "look at that thing, that's Ken's son in a dress"... while I was 8 months pregnant.
My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son and crippled me, arrived the first time with a backhoe that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since. |
The backhoe driver returned November 14, 2013, armed with a golf club, used it to break my spine and smash my baby's brains out on the ground
On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.
She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.
The attack also triggered labour.
My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.
Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.
The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.
The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.
Thus we come to 2014, and the full swing change of the series I write. WHY my series, went from just a transman main character living life, to the full blown Mpreg genre series that it now is today.
Before the attack, I had a chance of having a baby. I don't know. And because I'm in America, I'm too old to adopt. You have to be under 45 years old to adopt a baby. That is the law in America. I was informed this, when we tried to adopt, now that my injuries leave me unable to get pregnant a 9th time.
Thus began my obsessively writing, my transman main character, pregnant. Always pregnant now. Every time. Every story. Stories that now fully focus on pregnancy, labour, miscarriages, babies dying, babies living, raising babies... the whole series, since 2014 has devolved into an outright baby obsession.
Meanwhile, reborn baby dolls were suggested to me by my therapist, and have also become a deeply obsessive part of my life. Because 13 years ago my son was murdered minutes after he was born, because a transphobic bigot mistook me for being transgender, I'm STILL in a wheelchair, struggling to relearn to use my arms and legs, now 13 years later, and I'm still DAILY dealing with police officers and FBI agents who while they are trying to find my son's killer, they are also daily reminding me... oh, yeah, my son was murdered, literally ripped out of my belly, by a transphobe. Who still has not been located and walks free to kill again.
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The golfclub woman as she looked during the golf club attack at Southern Maine community college November 14, 2013. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
The golfclub woman as she looked during the shopping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart July 26, 2016. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
The 2nd woman as she looked at both attacks, her hair goes all the way down to her knees. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer's accomplice, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
I am a legally blind quadriplegic, and low verbal, I have also published 138 novels in the last 48 years. It's not as impossible as people think. The problem being blind and quadriplegic, medically have different meanings then how those two words are used medically.
Fewer than 3% of all blind people see nothing. While 97% people who are classified as fully blind are able to see up to two feet in front of them. Legally blind means I can see more then two feet in front of me but not far enough to see twenty feet in front of me. In my case I can see about eight feet.
Quadriplegic, has varying levels, it means having a damaged nerve bundle in the spinal column causing limited mobility of all 4 limbs, (in my case this was done by a women wielding a golf club, who also beat my 8 month infant's head to pulp on the parking lot tarmak, at the same time she severed my spine with the same golf club; both on November 14, 2013; the FBI investigation into my son's murder and my being crippled has gone on now for 13 years, a few weeks away from 14 years now, and the FBI has still not identified the killer or her motive). Contrary to popular misconception, quadriplegic does NOT mean ZERO movement, it means means limited movement, specifically in means unable to lift arms over head, unable to grip fingers around objects to pick them up, and unable to stand for more then 5 minutes to a time. Because there are so many thousands of nerves in each limb it is actually very rare for there to be 100% no movement, but how much, and to what extent varies by patent depending upon the specific point of injury to the spinal column.
Meaning typing is still possible for over 60% of all quadriplegics.
In my case, it was the lower spine that was severed, cutting off completly my ability to move my right leg, leaving limited feeling in my left leg, and an ability to stand but not walk, with crutches, for the first 9 years. I regained enough nerve growth in my legs by the 9th year to be able to take ten or twelve steps allowing me to get out of bed for the first time since the golf club attack; This in turn lead to me being able to start using a wheelchair, as I was able to sit upright for the first time as well.
Because the shattered vertebrae bone fragments are broken off completly and embedded into the nerve bundle just above my tailbone, doctors were saying I would never walk again, but now at 13 years, I am able to push mu wheelchair like a walker, a distance of almost a thousand steps a day. Though doctors are still doubtful I will ever walk "normally" again, I have proven them wrong, when their said 13 years ago, that I would never walk again at all.
But because of the placement of the damage to my spine, regaining hand use, was always thought possible, it was just a matter of waiting long enough for nerve regrowth, along side daily finger exercises. I was able to continue writing, after becoming quadriplegic, because I still have use of my right thumb, and 2 fore figures of my right hand. And can type 90 words per minute with those 3 fingers.
I however have no wrist strength, elbow strength, or shoulder strength, so I am not able to form a fist, or lift objects, or brush my hair, or my teeth, all thing I have to have my caretaker do. But, those things are not needed for typing. Unfortunately, my pinky and ring fingers are "nerve dead" and drag over the keyboard, and cause horrific spelling errors and typos, which are incredibly frustrating to deal with.
Unfortunately trying to edit errors myself, just makes the errors worse, because those same two fingers drag over the keyboard yet again. Prior to the golf club attack, I rarely had spelling errors; now I got more spelling errors then someone is learning English as second language. Editing is a challenge, that I've had to accept, I simply can not do myself, and I have to hire several editors to help with that.
Low verbal means sounds can still be made, sounds that software programs like Dragon can be trained to recognize and translate, and type into full words. More then half my novels were typed with this method.
I still have a long ways to go before I am anything close to being able to do the things I could do before the golf club woman beat my baby's brains out and shattered my spine. And you know what's more frustrating then how slow mu medical progression has been? The fact that it's been 13 years and the police and FBI are still coming up at dead ends as to who the woman who murdered my baby was, or why she even did it.
My son's 14th birthday is only a few weeks away, but he didn't even get to live long enough to celebrate his 1st birthday, I don't even know why. And I can't wait to regain my ability to walk again, because regaining my ability to walk, means gaining the ability to go outside and start looking for my son's murderer myself instead of sitting at home trapped in a wheelchair waiting for the police and FBI to to find her. So, writing isn't a big priority for me anymore. I only write now, as a way to exercise my hands, in between relearning to walk.
Never let a disability stop you. Plenty of writers, artists, athletes, do not let either blindness, speech impediments, or limited mobility hold then back from perusing their careers.
Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
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