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November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

NEVER FORGET:

My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!

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FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

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 TRIGGERED! I'm a Straight Cis Woman, but I am deemed Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, Are you too gay for the bigoted, minority harassing, white power, gay hating psychos of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall Too? 

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My Top 10 Favourite Bands

Answering Your Questions: 
What Type of Music Does A Gypsy Listen To?
aka My Top 10 Favourite Bands

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Home / Ask EelKat Anything / My Top 10 Favourite Bands

What Type of Music Does A Gypsy Listen To? 
My Top 10 Favourite Bands
My Answer:

I was going through the comments and emails you guys sent me and I found one that just needed answering. 

"Who are you top 10 fave bands?"

Simple. Can be answered quickly without me writing lots of stuff. I like it. Let's see how short I can keep a video embed based article.

;)

My only concern is... can I keep this down to ONLY ten?

How about we do 3 songs from each of my fave ten? And hope we can stop at 10...

You'll notice my #1 top 3 faves missing: Liberace, David Bowie, and Falco, because they are singers and not bands, though, I may figure out a way to bring them into this. 

There were multiple questions, worded multiple ways. Most of them asked: "What music do Gypsies listen too?" and had some sort of sterotyped mumbo-jumbo about bare foot belley dancers and violins.

Uhm... no... that's Romani, not Gypsy. We are Gypsies not Romanis, but, hey, you're in luck, because three, real live Gypsy bands did make it onto this list, so not only do you get to see what type of music we Gypsies listen to, you get to listen to real live Gypsies as well...

I have a feeling, you're gonna be pretty shocked when you see the first (and rather famous) Gypsy band that appears on this list... hint... it's psychopathic rap music, straight from Psychopathic Records... if you know what band Psychopathic Records is known for, you know who it is, if not... keep scrolling down, you'll see them. (Yes, I let you know in the description which one they are. Kind of have to given not many people expect them of being Gypsies.)

So, for everyone who ever wondered what I listen to when I listen to music, what I buy, when I buy CDs and still LPs, yes, I do still buy them when available... here's that answer...

My Top 10 Favourite Bands:
System Of A Down

I'm a professional boycotter, and founder of the Proctor and Gamble Boycott... did you really think System Of A Down won't be right on the top of the list?

If you ever go to a large scale protest and wondered who the wrote the protest lyrics being played, usually it's System Of A Down.

My Top 10 Favourite Bands: 
Ghost BC

Run, Christians, run... real live Satan worshipers ahead... meet the Black Pope himself... Hail Sataunas!

My Top 10 Favourite Bands: 
Rammstein

Run Klansmen, run, it's the Nazi hating Germans...

Say no to white power!

My dad's an Old Orchard Beach fire man, so let's get one more in here...

Now is there a firemen on the planet who doesn't want THAT fire truck? Love it!

My Top 10 Favourite Bands: 
Rob Zombie

He's not a band any more is he. Started out as a band name, now it's his name. Confusing. Possibly belongs on a top 10 singers list instead, but I'll put him here as it was a band name originally.

This is what metal would have looked like in the 1970s.

And I want his hair. I'm half way their... got the dreads, just need to let then grow a few more feet.

There's too many songs that I like. I can't narrow it to just 3. Here's a 4th one.

Ever seen me CosPlay this song? 

Yep, that's what I bought the top hat for. It's was this video that inspired my living dead girl costume...

My Top 10 Favourite Bands: 
Marilyn Manson

Another one that started out as a band and became the man, but as the name was originally a band name, let's stick him here. If I do a top 10 musician list, I'll stick him there too, cause I love this guy.

My Top 10 Favourite Bands: 
Avatar

If you liked Manson, you'll love the fan band that idolizes him..

My Top 10 Favourite Bands: 
Tin Machine

YES! I found a way to get god in here... I mean Bowie.

My Top 10 Favourite Bands: 
Poison

C.C. DeVille.

Nothing else needs to be said... other then the fact that I have more then 700 posters of C.C.DeVille on my walls and ceiling back in the 1980s. And I still own every one of them.

Anyone remember when he came to Old Orchard Beach? (Or is like me still on the constant look out for him because he still comes here every year?)

Wow - you should have seen me in the '80s when I was 24/7 CosPlaying C.C.DeVille.

I practically worshiped him.

Still do.

And yes... I do like guys who are shorter then me, that does have a lot to do with why I went nuts over C.C. one the shortest guitar players in rock history.

(That's Rikkie's real car btw... it's it gorgeous?)

Do you remember when Bishop Morgan went and called Pine Land Center (Insane Asylum) to have me institutionalized for "demon possession and Satan worship"?... it was for sneaking a Poison casset tape into the Gold & Green Ball and blasting "Unskinny Bop" through the church dance.

:D

My Top 10 Favourite Bands: 
Insane Clown Posse

They're insane.

And they're clowns.

What's not to love?

People are always walking up to me and saying "I love Gypsy music." Then they drone on about violins and harps.

I'm sorry, what does violens and harps have to do with Gypsies?

You want to listen to Gypsy music, then you might want to listen to music actual MADE and sung (sung?) by Gypsies.

Here have some REAL Gypsy music...

I'm sorry, but, we Gypsies are NOT Romani... Gypsies are the ones with clowns, art cars, bright coloured clothes, wild face paint, dread locks, carnivals, festivals, and circuses... that would be... US, REAL Gypsies.

We go out of our way to be shocking, make money off side shows and freaks... hey, I own "The World's Most Haunted Car", remember? That's a name it's billed as in side shows.

You know I'm trained as a professional clown, right? 

Did you know I was a clown for several years? It's why I am absolutely bull headed and fearless in the face of everything, and am able to laugh in the face of the most violent people while keeping my cool and not losing my temper the way Americans do.

They don't call us "carnies" for nothing you know.

Stephen King said he picked our clan to be featured in The Thinner movie, because he said our every day lifestyle fit with "his vision" of what he thought of when he thought Gypsies. 

You know what? Because there isn't enough Gypsy music by real Gypsies out there, let's give you some more...

Still want to drone on about violins and harps and dancing barefoot around bon fires?

We ain't the Romani of Disney's Hunchback of Natra Damn... sorry to destroy your illusion about who and what we Gypsies are.

Not part of the top 10, but since you wanted Gypsy music: 
Dropkick Murphys

And since you wanted REAL Gypsy music, by REAL Gypsies, here you go, MORE Gypsy Music by MORE Gypsies...

(These guys are local by the way, if you ever want to see them live.)

These are the Irish Travellers... a little bit different from us Gypsies, but way closer to us then the Romani are.

Notice how real Gypsies have bagpipes and calliopes and not violins?

My Top 10 Favourite Bands: 
Feuerschwanz

And speaking of violins and Gypsies...

here's both... violens with Gypsies...

It's like, Monty Python set to metal and tossed into Comic Con, turned into Elves, added a few furries, and sent to spaaaaace!

Live action Dungeons and Dragons in space... OtherKin with guitars...

It's SpellJammer set to music! 

Yaaay!

German SpellJammer Medieval Rock Opera is EXACTLY what this world needed.

This is a group of LARPers who sing about their Dungeons and Dragons space adventures, while protesting the German government.

And if you don't know what LARPing, OtherKin, Furries, or SpellJammer is, then you've missed the bus on a great time.

That first video here, gives you an inside look at a mass gathering of multiple Gypsy clans... look at all those bearded men in kilts... is there anything better?

I love this band.

You can tell... they got way more then three videos added here.

Those who know German need no explaining, but for everybody else... this is comedy rock and if you knew what they were saying, it's hysterical.

My Top 10 Favourite Bands: 
NIGHTWISH

Metal and opera... best thing to happen to opera.

Is this the only girl band on my list?

My Top 10 Favourite Bands: 
SALTATIO MORTIS 

Uh oh... we just hit eleven...

This is a great eleven.

My Top 10 Favourite Bands: 
Eisbrecher

Heck, might as well go for twelve...

One of the absolute best bands ever. How else do you think they made this list? (a bit late)

My Top 10 Favourite Bands: 
Lordi 

Thirteen, this just became a top 13 list...

Lordi should be 13. He's like being 13. Thirteen is a good number for him.

Did you know this was a Christian rock band.

Eat your heart out Old Orchard Beach... this is what none Ku Klux Klan Christians look like.

...The Devil is a loser and he's my bitch... lyrics REAL Christians would be singing, rather than murdering gay men. Sorry, OOB, but, your white power dicks just aren't Christian enough for me.

Other Bands I Like That
Didn't Make The Top Ten:

ALESTORM

FIDDLER'S GREEN

Accept

Megaherz

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Hamsa
Eye of The Grigoi
Eye of the Watchers
Eye of God
Hand of God
Eye of Protection
Evil Eye
Gypsy Curse

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This article was originally written on: May 06, 2017

This page last updated on: May 06, 2017

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What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!

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By EelKat Wendy C Allen

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death. If you haven't got a child to lose, it will be a brother or sister or parents or spouse or whomever you love the most, and that you should know it was this curse which you brought upon yourself that killed them, they will die on exactly the 7 year anniversary of the very first time, you mocked the death of my child.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.

~EelKat

If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322