About The Quaraun Series: About Pine Cone Jelly | Worldbuilding in Post Apocalyptic Maine | Quaraun series lore



By Wendy C Allen

f you are here looking for aliens, ufos, demons, cryptids, haunted cars, curses, Etiole, the wild man of old orchard beach, the goldeneagle car, the white monkey, or any of that other weird bullshit, you want this video:



...and after that video, you want these ones:

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Wendy Christine Allen, Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author, Artist, Illustrator, & Art Car Designer

Counting Down to the September 23, 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)

If you are here looking for The Twighlight Manor series, The Crystonite Wars series, The Wild Years series, The White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane series, The Twisted Tales series, the Captured By a MerMan series, The Space Dock 13 series, The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin series, the stories about Miss Citten the Eel-Kat, or the stories about Etiole... ALL of those series were combined and consolidated into The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane Pink Necromancer series in 2014, so ALL the different series, are now under one series title.

List of the published titles still in print:

The Index of over three thousand stories in The Pink Necromancer series

What the series is about, for those new here:

The introduction to The Pink Necromancer Series. 

If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:

My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.

As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.

There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.

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The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.

There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.

I shouldn't have to say this, but people keep contacting me, so apparently I do:

  • No, I do not believe in aliens. Stop contacting me to ask for alien information. If you believe in aliens, I think you are insane, retarded, or both.
  • No, my car is not haunted. I've debunked that rumour many times now. . Stop contacting me to ask for haunted car information. If you believe in haunted cars, I think you are insane, retarded, or both.
  • No, I am not connected to Stephen King. I didn't even know who he was until you idiots started contacting me asking about him. I had to look him up on Google to find out what you were even talking about! If you have questions about Stephen King, go contact him and ask him. I'm not him. I don't know him. I know nothing about him. I've never read one of his books. I've never seen one of his movies. I can't figure out why you people are even coming to me to ask about him in the first place!
  1. If someone told you I believe in aliens, if someone told you my car was haunted, if someone told you I was connected to Stephen King, you NEED to contact the FBI agent in charge of my son's murder investigation and TELL HIM WHO it was who told ou, exactly WHAT it was they said, HOW they contacted you, WHERE they contacted you... because it is a KNOWN FACT that my son's murderer is the one who started all these slanderous alien, haunted car, Stephen King rumours, and the FBI is trying to catch her.

If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

Do you know who this woman is?

On August 8, 2013 she drove a backhoe over my house. On November 14, 2013 she arrived at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me with a golf club and murdered my son. One June 24, 2016, days after my first attempts to walk again, she attacked me with a shopping cart at Scarborough, Walmart, reinjuring the Nov 14, 2013 injury.

She crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet id-ed the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club.

Complete details of EVERYTHING she did is on this page here.

Clairescreenshot.pngThe golf club woman who called herself Clair as she looked November 14, 2013. Her hair is a weird chin leangth pageboy (very Medival style cut) platinum blonde with wide brown/black dyed stripes in it (like a reverse of Lily Munster, but the stripes are several, almost like a zebra). I am 5'6" and she was a LOT taller then me, like closer to the height of a man; she had thin lips like a man, and large nose like a man... she COULD have been a man disguised as a woman, given the ease with which she severed my spine....she's is a LOT stronger then is typical for a woman). She was wearing a chambre blue denim "blazer jacket over shirt" and a button up mens shirt (possibly flannel) and blue jeans. The bulk of her yelling was focused on accusing me of being transgender, even while ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and bashing his head in with a golf club.
zzzz999ClaireRed2016-screenshotThe Claire woman as she looked during her shoping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart June 2016, the attack with left me paralyzed and in a wheelchair. Her hair was dyed dark red, and she drove away in a gold Volvo 240 Station Wagon of a late 1980s/early1990s model, with a "458" on the lisnce plate.... If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
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If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

Good god! We just found out about yet another slanderous rumour this woman has been spreading? When does it end? How many more of these things are out there?

Video explains what else she's done ...

If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.


The Goldeneagle World's Most Haunted Car - 1964 Dodge 330If you encounter anyone claiming my car is haunted, demon possessed, or somehow connected to Stephen King please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
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If you encounter anyone claiming I believe in aliens or was an alien abducttee, please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

@eelkat part 4 of 10 #dogwalk around the block (Maine st, Elm st, St Mary's, Dunkin, South street, Bradbury st) #Biddeford #Maine #night #library ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

eelkats_house_before_after.jpgIf you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

I am sick and tired of people not giving a shit that my son was murdered!

I am sick and tired of jackasses making up rumours and lies about me and my car, calling me an alien abductee and my car haunted, just to try to cover up my son's murder!

About The Quaraun Series: About Pine Cone Jelly | Worldbuilding in Post Apocalyptic Maine | Quaraun series lore

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Main character Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer

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Primary secondary main character

Quaraun's husband BoomFuzzy The Unicorn

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Minor secondary main character

Quaraun's live-in lover GhoulSpawn

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About The Quaraun Series: About Pine Cone Jelly | Worldbuilding in Post Apocalyptic Maine | Quaraun series lore

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Pine Cone Jelly | Worldbuilding in Post Apocalyptic Maine | Quaraun series lore

My Question to ChatGPT:

In MatPat's video today, he is doing his anual eat your christmas tree video, which he does every year. This year they are making pine cone jelly. I have never heard of pine cone jelly before. What can you tell me about the history of pine cone jelly and how it is made and does it have any significance in any cultures, and how could I incorporate it into a Quaraun story?

ChatGPT's Answer:

In the frostbitten landscapes of the post-apocalyptic world, where the frigid winds of the Maine polar vortex howl relentlessly, the inhabitants have discovered ingenious ways to extract sustenance from the seemingly barren environment. Pine cone jelly, a unique creation born out of necessity and resourcefulness, has become a cherished delicacy in the survivor settlements.

The history of pine cone jelly traces back to the desperate times when traditional sources of food were scarce. In a stroke of culinary innovation, the survivors discovered that the pine cones, once considered merely decorative, could be transformed into a flavorful and nutritious jelly. The process involves carefully harvesting pine cones, extracting the sap, and combining it with locally foraged berries and herbs to add both flavor and nutrients.

This inventive jelly has found its place as a staple in the caravan led by Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn. As they traverse the icy terrain in their vardo pulled by undead flying moose, the caravan's members, a diverse polygamous bisexual family, gather pine cones during their stops to replenish their supplies. The unique blend of flavors from the pine cone jelly becomes a symbol of resilience and adaptability in the face of the harsh, unforgiving conditions of the frozen wasteland.

Incorporating pine cone jelly into a Quaraun story could involve a narrative where the characters embark on a perilous journey to discover the secret recipe or a rare ingredient that enhances the flavor of the jelly. The aromatic essence of the jelly, with hints of pine, wild berries, and herbs, could be described in vivid sensory details, evoking the reader's imagination and immersing them in the post-apocalyptic world of Maine.

As the characters indulge in this unexpected delicacy, you can highlight the significance of pine cone jelly as a connection to the land, a taste of survival, and a reminder of the resilience of those who endure in the face of an icy, dystopian future.

My Response to ChatGPT:

What more can you tell me about pine cone jelly?

ChatGPT's Answer:

Pine cone jelly, a culinary marvel born from the bleak landscapes of the post-apocalyptic Maine coast, is a testament to the resourcefulness and adaptability of its survivors. In the bitter cold of the polar vortex, where the fractured moon casts an eerie glow on the desolate shores, the inhabitants have turned to the abundant pine cones as an unexpected source of sustenance.

Harvesting and Preparation:
The process of creating pine cone jelly begins with a meticulous harvest of pine cones, plucked from the snow-draped branches of the resilient pine trees that dot the frozen coastline. Survivors, bundled in layers of fur pelts against the biting cold, carefully collect the cones, ensuring they are free from contaminants.

Back at the makeshift kitchens of the survivor settlements or the traveling caravan led by Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn, the pine cones are subjected to a unique extraction process. The survivors expertly tap into the cones, collecting the sap that oozes forth. This sap, infused with the essence of the rugged pine forest, forms the base of the jelly.

Flavor Infusion:
To enhance both the flavor and nutritional value, foraged berries and herbs indigenous to the Maine landscape are added to the sap. Wild blueberries, tart cranberries, and aromatic herbs are carefully incorporated, creating a distinctive blend that captures the essence of the region.

The aromatic symphony of pine, berries, and herbs infuses the concoction, filling the air with a tantalizing fragrance reminiscent of the resilient flora that manages to survive in the harsh, icy terrain.

Significance in Culture:
Pine cone jelly has become more than just a means of sustenance; it has woven itself into the cultural fabric of the post-apocalyptic society. It symbolizes innovation, survival, and the ability to find beauty and flavor in unexpected places. In the intimate gatherings of the polygamous bisexual family within the caravan, sharing a jar of pine cone jelly becomes a ritual—a moment of connection to the land and a celebration of their collective resilience.

Incorporating into a Quaraun Story:
In your Quaraun story, you might delve into the characters' experiences during the pine cone harvest, describing the crunch of snow beneath their boots and the crisp scent of pine in the air. The preparation of the jelly could be a communal affair, with characters contributing their foraged berries and herbs, each ingredient carrying a unique story of survival.

As the characters savor the jelly, you can evoke the rich tapestry of flavors that dance on their tongues, transporting both them and the readers to a world where culinary innovation is a beacon of hope amid the frozen wasteland.

My Response to ChatGPT:

Why would berries and herbs be ingredients in pine cone jelly? That makes no sense. According to MatPat's Food Theory video today, all it is is pine cones boiled in sugar and pectin. It's a real food, that originated in Russia. You've actually not given me a single shred of information about it's history, the culture that created it, or given me a recipe to make it so I can make some myself - which IS what I asked you to do.

You've given me lots of fictional lore for my Quaraun books, which is fine, because I did ask for that as well, but, you've told me nothing about the actual real world history of it.

ChatGPT's Answer:

I apologize for the confusion, and I appreciate your clarification. Let's delve into the real-world history of pine cone jelly, its cultural origins, and a simple recipe for you to try.

History and Cultural Origins:
Pine cone jelly does indeed have its roots in Russia, where it is known as "сосновые шишки" (sosnovye shishki), meaning pine cones. This traditional Russian delicacy has been crafted for generations, particularly during times when other fruits were scarce. The concept likely spread to other regions as people discovered the resourcefulness of using pine cones to create a unique and flavorful preserve.

In Russia, pine cone jelly is often associated with folk remedies and traditional medicine. The resin from pine cones is believed to have various health benefits, contributing to its historical significance.

Simple Pine Cone Jelly Recipe:
Now, let's explore a basic recipe for making pine cone jelly:

Ingredients:
- 2 cups of pine cones (cleaned and prepared)
- 4 cups of water
- 4 cups of granulated sugar
- 1 packet (1.75 oz) fruit pectin

Instructions:
1. Prepare the Pine Cones: Thoroughly clean the pine cones, removing any dirt or debris. You can also trim the edges of the cones to ensure they fit into your cooking pot.

2. Boil the Pine Cones: In a large pot, bring the cleaned pine cones and water to a boil. Simmer for about 45 minutes to an hour. This process extracts the flavor and resin from the pine cones.

3. Strain the Liquid: After simmering, strain the liquid from the pine cones. You should have a fragrant and slightly amber-colored liquid.

4. Prepare the Jelly Mixture: In a separate pot, combine the pine cone liquid, sugar, and fruit pectin. Stir well to dissolve the sugar.

5. Boil and Skim: Bring the mixture to a rapid boil, skimming off any foam that rises to the surface. Continue boiling until the jelly reaches the desired consistency. This usually takes about 15-20 minutes.

6. Test for Doneness: To check if the jelly is ready, place a small amount on a cold spoon. If it sets and wrinkles when touched, it's done.

7. Jar and Store: Pour the hot jelly into sterilized jars, leaving a quarter-inch headspace. Seal the jars and process them in a water bath for added preservation.

Enjoying Pine Cone Jelly in a Quaraun Story:
In your Quaraun story, you can incorporate the discovery of a recipe or a jar of pine cone jelly during the characters' travels. The aromatic, amber-hued preserve could serve as a reminder of the diverse culinary traditions that have survived even in the most challenging of times.

My Response to ChatGPT:

In Quaraun's world, doctors and medicine are rare, causes most people to make their own remedies.

You said:

"In Russia, pine cone jelly is often associated with folk remedies and traditional medicine. The resin from pine cones is believed to have various health benefits, contributing to its historical significance."

How might this be incorporated into Quaraun's worldbuilding lore?

Being in Maine where pine cones are plentiful, Quaraun would likely have many uses for them. Could you brainstorm a list of such uses?

ChatGPT's Answer:

Certainly! In Quaraun's world, where doctors and medicine are scarce, the abundance of pine cones in the Maine landscape becomes a valuable resource for crafting folk remedies and traditional healing practices. Here's a list of potential uses for pine cones in Quaraun's world:

1. Pine Cone Salve for Skin Ailments:
- Creating a salve by infusing pine cone resin with natural oils can be used to soothe skin irritations, minor cuts, and bruises.

2. Respiratory Aid Inhalation:
- Boiling pine cones to release their aromatic resin can create an inhalation remedy for respiratory issues. Inhaling the fragrant steam may help alleviate congestion and ease breathing difficulties.

3. Pine Cone Infused Tea for Immunity:
- Brewing a tea using pine cone extract might be believed to boost immunity and provide a source of antioxidants. Quaraun's community could turn to this remedy during harsh winters to fend off illnesses.

4. Pine Cone Poultices for Joint Pain:
- Mixing crushed pine cones with a binding agent like cloth or clay to create poultices for joint pain relief. The resin's warming properties might be thought to ease discomfort.

5. Cleansing Pine Cone Baths:
- Adding pine cone extract to baths for its purifying properties. The belief could be that such baths cleanse the body of toxins and negative energies.

6. Pine Cone Tinctures for Digestive Health:
- Preparing tinctures by steeping pine cones in alcohol or vinegar, which might be consumed in small amounts for digestive health.

7. Aromatherapy with Pine Cone Sachets:
- Placing sachets filled with dried pine cones in living spaces for their aromatic properties. In Quaraun's world, it might be believed that the scent wards off negative spirits or influences.

8. Pine Cone-infused Ointments for Wound Healing:
- Crafting ointments by combining pine cone resin with beeswax, creating a topical remedy for wound healing and minimizing infection.

9. Pine Cone Smoke Purification Rituals:
- Burning dried pine cones as part of purification rituals, where the fragrant smoke is thought to cleanse both the physical and spiritual realms.

10. Magical Uses in Spells and Incantations:
- Incorporating pine cones into magical practices, where they are believed to enhance the potency of spells or rituals conducted by wizards like Quaraun.

In this way, the lore surrounding pine cones in Quaraun's world not only serves practical purposes but also becomes intertwined with the beliefs and traditions of the survivors, offering them a sense of agency and hope in the face of adversity.

My Response to ChatGPT:

I just had an additional thought. Tell me any ideas you can think of in regards to this:

What if, given the total government and economic collapse of Quaraun's 40th century post Apocalypse dystopian society, and the lack of a traditional coinage system, alongside the abundance of pine cones, combined with the many uses of pine cones, what would be the probability of pine cones being used instead of coins, for buying and selling goods, much the way of bottle caps in FallOut 4?

ChatGPT's Answer:

The idea of using pine cones as a form of currency in Quaraun's 40th-century post-apocalyptic dystopian society is not only creative but also quite plausible given the circumstances. Here are some considerations and ideas for how this pine cone-based economy might function:

1. Abundance and Universality:
- Pine cones are abundant in the Maine landscape, making them a readily available and universally recognized resource. This abundance could make them an ideal substitute for traditional coins.

2. Various Pine Cone Denominations:
- Different types or sizes of pine cones could represent various denominations. Larger or more resinous pine cones might be considered more valuable in this alternative currency system.

3. Pine Cone Exchange Rates:
- The value of pine cones might fluctuate based on factors such as resin content, size, or rarity. Communities could establish exchange rates for different types of pine cones to facilitate trade.

4. Craftsmanship Value:
- Craftsmanship could add value to certain pine cones. For example, pine cones infused with specific herbs or treated in special ways might be considered more valuable due to their additional uses in remedies or rituals.

5. Storage and Transportation:
- Pine cones are lightweight and easy to transport, making them practical for everyday transactions. Individuals could carry small pouches of pine cones for purchasing goods and services.

6. Pine Cone Banking:
- Secure storage facilities or "pine cone banks" could emerge, offering a place for individuals to safeguard larger quantities of pine cones. This could lead to the development of banking systems based on pine cone deposits.

7. Pine Cone Forging Prevention:
- To prevent fraudulent practices, communities might establish methods for verifying the authenticity of pine cones, such as specific markings or resin tests.

8. Cultural Symbolism:
- The use of pine cones as currency could become deeply ingrained in the cultural identity of Quaraun's society, with rituals or ceremonies centered around the exchange of pine cones.

9. Economic Impact of Pine Cone Harvests:
- The economic stability of communities could be tied to the success of pine cone harvests, creating a unique dynamic where the health of the economy depends on the health of the local pine forests.

10. Trade Routes and Pine Cone Commerce:
- Certain regions might specialize in producing specific types of pine cones, leading to the development of trade routes and commerce based on the exchange of these natural currency units.

By incorporating pine cones as a form of currency, your Quaraun story gains a distinctive economic backdrop that reflects the resourcefulness and adaptability of the survivors in the frosty, post-apocalyptic landscape of Maine.

My Response to ChatGPT:

Quaraun is a very self sufficient prepper survivalist type person who is very good at making by hand just about anything he could ever need for anything. What are some additional uses he might come up with for pine cones?

ChatGPT's Answer:

Given Quaraun's self-sufficiency and resourcefulness, here are some additional uses for pine cones that he might come up with in his post-apocalyptic world:

1. Pine Cone Ink:
- Quaraun could experiment with extracting pigments from pine cones to create ink for his magical scrolls, maps, and writings.

2. Firestarter Bundles:
- Dipped in pine resin or combined with other easily flammable materials, pine cones could become effective firestarter bundles, aiding Quaraun in his survivalist practices.

3. Aromatic Potpourri:
- Dried pine cones, perhaps infused with fragrant herbs, could be used to create potpourri for scenting living spaces or disguising less pleasant odors.

4. Natural Mulch:
- Crushed pine cones could serve as natural mulch for Quaraun's small garden or planters, enriching the soil and helping retain moisture.

5. Pine Cone Sculptures:
- Quaraun might use pine cones as artistic materials, crafting intricate sculptures or decorative items to enhance the aesthetics of his living space.

6. Pine Cone Amulets:
- Combined with other materials like twine or leather, pine cones could be transformed into rustic amulets, believed to carry protective or magical properties.

7. Pine Cone Pottery Tools:
- Pine cones could be repurposed as texture tools for pottery, creating unique patterns and designs on Quaraun's handcrafted ceramic items.

8. Pine Cone Bird Feeders:
- Hollowed-out pine cones filled with seeds and suet could attract birds to Quaraun's living space, creating a harmonious connection with the local fauna.

9. Pine Cone Cauldron Deodorizer:
- Placing pine cones in Quaraun's cauldron when not in use could help absorb odors and keep the cooking space smelling fresh.

10. Pine Cone Smoke Signals:
- By strategically burning pine cones, Quaraun could create a signaling system for communication with other survivors in the region.

11. Pine Cone Camouflage:
- Quaraun might experiment with using pine cones as a natural form of camouflage, either for himself or his belongings, blending into the pine-covered landscape.

12. Pine Cone Runes:
- Carving symbols into pine cones and using them as divination tools or magical runes could be part of Quaraun's mystical practices.

13. Pine Cone Meditation:
- Incorporating the natural texture and scent of pine cones into meditation practices, using them as tactile and aromatic aids for mindfulness.

Quaraun's ingenuity with pine cones not only serves practical purposes but also reflects his ability to find beauty and functionality in the resources around him, enhancing both his survival skills and the rich tapestry of his post-apocalyptic world.

My Response to ChatGPT:

Hmm... you keep defaulting to magic based things and putting a High Fantasy slant on your responses. Please remember that this is a Dystopian SciFi series that IS THE FAR FUTURE OF REAL EARTH, meaning anything these character classify as "magic" is actually just science tech that they do not understand is IS NOT MAGIC.

Please remember that your custom instructions tells you:

Exclude references to magical beings, mystical entities, supernatural occurrences, music, dancing, or instruments in your responses.

ChatGPT's Answer:

I appreciate the clarification. Let's refocus on the dystopian SciFi setting without incorporating elements that might be perceived as magical. In Quaraun's pragmatic and technology-driven world, here are some additional practical uses he might find for pine cones:

1. Pine Cone Insulation:
- Stuffed between cracks and gaps in structures, pine cones could act as a natural insulation material, helping to conserve warmth in living spaces.

2. Pine Cone Fuel Pellets:
- Compressed pine cone material could be turned into fuel pellets for heating stoves or small energy-generating devices.

3. Pine Cone Desiccant:
- Placed in containers or storage areas, pine cones could absorb excess moisture, preventing the growth of mold or mildew.

4. Pine Cone Sanding Blocks:
- The rough texture of pine cones could be utilized as sanding blocks for smoothing surfaces in Quaraun's woodworking projects.

5. Pine Cone Traction for Slippery Surfaces:
- Crushed pine cones might be spread on icy or slippery surfaces to provide additional traction during winter months.

6. Pine Cone Pot Scrubbers:
- Dried and hardened pine cones could serve as eco-friendly scrubbers for cleaning pots and pans.

7. Pine Cone Filters:
- In water purification systems, pine cones could be used as natural filters to remove impurities from collected water sources.

8. Pine Cone Erosion Control:
- Placing pine cones strategically on slopes or areas prone to erosion could help stabilize the soil and prevent erosion.

9. Pine Cone Packaging Material:
- The natural cushioning properties of pine cones could be utilized as packaging material to protect delicate items during transport.

10. Pine Cone Camouflage Netting:
- Tied together with twine or wire, pine cones could form a makeshift netting for concealing objects or creating blinds for hunting.

11. Pine Cone Biofuel Experimentation:
- Quaraun might explore using pine cones in biofuel experiments, attempting to harness their natural properties for energy generation.

12. Pine Cone Pest Deterrent:
- The scent of crushed pine cones could be used to deter pests or insects in living spaces or stored food supplies.

13. Pine Cone Water Filtration Experimentation:
- Quaraun could experiment with using the natural fibers of pine cones in water filtration systems to remove impurities.

These practical uses maintain a focus on Quaraun's survivalist skills and resourcefulness within the context of a dystopian SciFi world.

My Response to ChatGPT:

Can lanolin be used to make candles?

ChatGPT's Answer:

Yes, lanolin can be used to make candles. Lanolin is a natural wax obtained from sheep's wool, and it has properties that make it suitable for candle making. Here's a simple guide on how you can use lanolin to make candles:

Materials:
1. Lanolin
2. Wick
3. Fragrance oils (optional)
4. Dye (optional)

Instructions:

1. Prepare the Wick:
- Cut the wick to the desired length, allowing a few extra inches for trimming. Attach one end to the bottom of the candle mold or container using a wick tab or adhesive.

2. Melt the Lanolin:
- Place the lanolin in a heat-resistant container or a double boiler. Slowly melt the lanolin over low to medium heat until it becomes a liquid.

3. Add Fragrance (Optional):
- If you want scented candles, you can add fragrance oils to the melted lanolin. Stir well to ensure even distribution.

4. Add Dye (Optional):
- If you prefer colored candles, add dye to the melted lanolin and stir until the color is uniform.

5. Secure the Wick:
- Once the lanolin is melted and any additives are mixed in, pour a small amount into the bottom of the mold or container to secure the wick in place. Let it cool and harden.

6. Pour the Remaining Lanolin:
- Pour the remaining melted lanolin into the mold or container, leaving about half an inch from the top. Ensure the wick remains centered.

7. Cooling and Trimming:
- Allow the lanolin to cool and harden completely. Once the candle is set, trim the wick to the desired length, leaving about 1/4 inch above the surface.

8. Curing (Optional):
- Some candle makers prefer allowing lanolin candles to cure for a few days before burning, as this can enhance the scent and overall quality of the candle.

Lanolin candles are known for their slow burn and can produce a warm, soft glow. They also have a natural, faint scent that may be appealing to those who enjoy a subtle fragrance. Additionally, because lanolin is a renewable resource, candles made from it can be considered eco-friendly.

My Response to ChatGPT:

GhoulSawn is a sheep farmer. He raises sheep for wool and milk and cheesemaking and lanolin. It just occurred to me, would it be possible to make candles out of pine cones embedded in lanoline, to give candles a pest control effect (keeping away flies and mosquitos) while the candle burns?

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Using a combination of pine cones and lanolin in candles could potentially create an interesting and functional product, especially in a setting like GhoulSpawn's sheep farm in a dystopian world. While the concept of repelling pests with a candle is intriguing, it's important to consider a few factors:

1. Pine Cone Embedding:
- Pine cones can be embedded in the candle during the pouring process. Arrange the pine cones at the bottom of the mold or container before pouring in the melted lanolin.

2. Pest-Repelling Properties:
- Pine cones, when burned, release certain compounds that may have insect-repelling properties. However, the effectiveness can vary, and it may not be as potent as using specific essential oils known for their insect-repelling qualities.

3. Lanolin's Role:
- Lanolin itself doesn't have strong insect-repelling properties. Its primary use in this context would be as a base material for the candle, providing a slow and steady burn.

4. Essential Oils (Optional):
- To enhance the pest-repelling effect, you might consider adding specific essential oils known for their insect-repelling properties. Oils such as citronella, eucalyptus, or peppermint could complement the natural components released by burning pine cones.

5. Experimentation:
- Creating such candles may involve a degree of experimentation. It's advisable to test different combinations and ratios to find a balance between effective pest control and an appealing aroma.

6. Safety Considerations:
- Ensure that the combination of materials doesn't compromise the safety of the candle. The wick should burn steadily, and the embedded pine cones should not pose a fire hazard.

7. Sustainable Pest Control:
- If effective, the use of these candles could contribute to a sustainable and natural method of pest control, aligning with GhoulSpawn's farming practices.

Remember that in a dystopian world, practical and functional solutions are often valued, and characters like GhoulSpawn might embrace innovative approaches to everyday challenges. Just be mindful of the safety aspects and the need for experimentation to achieve the desired results.

My Response to ChatGPT:

GhoulSpawn raises his sheep (500 of them) in the stain glass bio dome, which Quaraun owns at Noodle Beach. Keeping in mind that GhoulSpawn is an animal rights activist and so would never kill sheep for meat, but uses the sheep for wool, milk, cheese, and lanoline, what are some things that Quaraun or BoomFuzzy might make with products produced by GhoulSpawn's sheep (remembering that BoomFuzzy is a master chef and Quaraun is a cloth weaver and skilled craftsman).

ChatGPT's Answer:

Certainly! Considering the abundance of resources from GhoulSpawn's sheep in the stained glass bio dome, Quaraun and BoomFuzzy could collaborate to create a variety of products. Here are some ideas:

From Sheep's Wool:

1. Luxurious Woolen Blankets:
- Quaraun could weave intricate and colorful blankets using the high-quality wool from GhoulSpawn's sheep. These blankets could be both functional and visually stunning.

2. Warm Woolen Clothing:
- Quaraun might craft warm clothing items such as scarves, gloves, and hats, utilizing the sheep's wool to provide comfort and protection in the harsh winter conditions of the dystopian world.

3. Artistic Tapestry:
- Quaraun could create artistic tapestries showcasing scenes from the dystopian world, using dyed and woven wool from GhoulSpawn's sheep.

4. Cozy Bedding Sets:
- BoomFuzzy might collaborate with Quaraun to design and create cozy bedding sets, incorporating plush woolen pillows and duvets for added comfort.

From Sheep's Milk and Cheese:

5. Gourmet Cheese Platters:
- BoomFuzzy, being a master chef, could prepare exquisite gourmet cheese platters using the sheep's milk. Different types of cheeses, from soft to aged varieties, could be presented with artisanal bread and fruit.

6. Cheese-Filled Pastries:
- BoomFuzzy might experiment with incorporating sheep's cheese into pastries, creating delightful and savory treats for the characters in Quaraun's world.

7. Sheep's Milk Ice Cream:
- BoomFuzzy could craft creamy and indulgent sheep's milk ice cream in a variety of unique flavors, offering a sweet and refreshing dessert option.

From Lanolin:

8. Lanolin-based Skincare Products:
- Quaraun could create natural skincare products using lanolin, such as moisturizing creams, lip balms, and hand salves, catering to the characters' need for protection in the harsh environment.

9. Lanolin-infused Candles:
- As discussed earlier, Quaraun might experiment with lanolin-based candles, incorporating embedded pine cones for a dual-purpose—soft lighting and natural pest control.

10. Lanolin-based Art Supplies:
- Quaraun could develop lanolin-based paints and pastels for artistic expression, utilizing the unique properties of lanolin in creating vibrant and lasting colors.

By combining their skills and resources, Quaraun and BoomFuzzy can contribute to a thriving and sustainable ecosystem within the stained glass bio dome, showcasing the creativity and ingenuity of the characters in a dystopian setting.

My Response to ChatGPT:

Going back to our original topic of pine cones, what are ways to combine the usefulness of pine cones with the usefulness of sheep? For example could a tea be made of pine cones that could be served with sheep cheese? Or could pine cones be a part of the cheese making process? What kind of skin care products could be made by combining lanoline and pine cones? What about exfoliating soaps made from lanoline and ground up pine cones?

ChatGPT's Answer:

Certainly! Combining the usefulness of pine cones with the resources from GhoulSpawn's sheep can lead to a variety of creative and functional products. Here are some ideas:

1. Pine Cone Tea Pairing with Sheep Cheese:
- Quaraun might experiment with crafting a unique pine cone-infused tea, utilizing the aromatic and potentially healthful properties of pine cones. This tea could be served alongside a selection of GhoulSpawn's sheep cheeses, creating a harmonious pairing experience.

2. Pine Cone-Infused Cheese Rind:
- In the cheese-making process, pine cone extract could be added to the cheese rind to impart a subtle pine flavor. This could create a distinctive and memorable cheese with a hint of the dystopian landscape.

3. Lanolin and Pine Cone Skincare Products:
- Quaraun could blend lanolin and pine cone extract to create a range of skincare products with potential benefits. Some possibilities include:
- Lanolin-Pine Cone Moisturizing Cream: Combining the hydrating properties of lanolin with the antioxidants from pine cones could result in a nourishing moisturizer.
- Pine Cone-Infused Lip Balm: Crafting lip balm with the soothing effects of lanolin and the subtle fragrance of pine cones.
- Pine Cone Facial Masks: Creating facial masks using lanolin and finely ground pine cones for exfoliation and a refreshing scent.

4. Exfoliating Soaps with Lanolin and Pine Cones:
- Quaraun and BoomFuzzy could collaborate to develop exfoliating soaps by incorporating finely ground pine cones into lanolin-based soap recipes. These soaps would not only cleanse but also offer gentle exfoliation and the benefits of lanolin for skin hydration.

5. Pine Cone and Lanolin Scented Candles:
- Combining lanolin and pine cone extract in candle-making could create candles that provide a unique aromatic experience. The soothing scent could enhance the atmosphere of living spaces while potentially offering insect-repelling qualities.

6. Lanolin-Pine Cone Infused Potpourri:
- Quaraun might experiment with crafting potpourri using dried pine cones and lanolin. This blend could be placed in living spaces, providing a natural and fragrant air freshener.

7. Pine Cone Decorative Items for Lanolin-Based Crafts:
- Quaraun could incorporate pine cones as decorative elements in lanolin-based crafts. For example, pine cones might be embedded in lanolin wax sculptures or used as embellishments for lanolin-infused candles.

By combining the unique properties of pine cones with the resources from GhoulSpawn's sheep, Quaraun and BoomFuzzy can create a range of products that reflect the essence of their dystopian world while offering practical benefits and sensory experiences for the characters.

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I need your help to write a blog post titled "How To Write Horror". Can you give me an outline of 3 sections, each with 3 sub sections?

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This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

All Rights Reserved.

Note: there are likely spelling errors on this site, and I am unlikely to see the ... I fix them when I find them, but, there are many issues here...

Note: English is not my first language, Shetlean Scottish is my native language, there are likly spelling and grammar errors, as I do not know American English and am attempting to write it by sounding words out.

Many times that Americans think a word on my site is misspelled, often it is not misspelled, it is just I mixed up languages and wrote it in Scottish without realizing I mixed the Scottish in with the English. Also our grammar is somewhat reversed from English grammar so words that are seeming in the wrong order for American English, is usually because they are in the correct order for Scottish and I either put English words in Scottish order by mistake or was unaware English put them in a different order then Scottish does.

For those unaware, Scottish Shetlean looks like this:

American English to Scottish:

a bit (piece) = a party --- EXAMPLE: "And some know a bit of Latin " > "And somme kan of latyn a party "

a long distance from = A piece fae

a piece of = the bit --- EXAMPLE: "The duck ate a piece of bread " > "The deuk ett the bit breid "

about the banks (on the shore/at the beach) = aboot da banks

accomplishments = kunnandi

After = Back o --- EXAMPLE: " After Halloween" > "Back o Hallomas "

alive (living) = kvikr

Always on the move = Never aff o da go

am I not = amn't I --- EXAMPLE: "Am I not invited? " > "I amn't invited? or Amn't I invited?"

are = is --- EXAMPLE: "Are you going soon?" > "Is ya to be going soon?"

autumn = dah haihst

belong to = fylgja

best = bettah moost

betray (verb) = svíkja

bewildered = villhyggjandi

building = biggin up --- EXAMPLE: "building confidence in everyday use " > " biggin up confidence in ivvryday øs "

built = builded --- EXAMPLE: "He built a new porch." > "Hims builded a new porch."

cast a spell = hoodooed

cat = kat (sounds like "caught") --- EXAMPLE: "Is it an orange cat?" > "Be he a o'jinn kat?"

child = bairn

church = kirk

color = colour

danger = hœttr

daren't = darena

daring = djarfr

dark = dökk

dark elf = Dökkálfr

dark-elves = Døkkálfar

darker = dökká

do you agree = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "That's a fine looking woman, do you agree?" > "Dair's ah right bonnie lass, eh?"

do you want to come too = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "I'm going to the store, do you want to come with me?" > "Me go to shope, eh?"

each = eche --- EXAMPLE: "Which each person can understand " > "That kan eche man understonde "

educated = lered --- EXAMPLE: "Both among the educated and the uneducated " > "As wel among lered as lewed "

elf = Alfr

Elf = Álfr

Elf Home = Álfheimr

Elf World = Álfheimr

elf-advice = Ælfred

elf-beautiful = ælfscyne

elf-friend = Ælfwine

elf-guardian (female) = Ælfwaru

elf-guardian (male) = Ælfweard

elf-powerful = Ælfric

everyday = ivvryday

eyelids = eye ledes --- EXAMPLE: "He closed his eyelids." > "Hims did shut hims eye ledes"

fair = faire --- EXAMPLE: "Going to the fair." > "Done gone went to the faire."

feild = felde --- EXAMPLE: "Standing in the feild." > "Stoodt in thems felde."

further = ferther --- EXAMPLE: "I looked further." > "I dids lokid ferther."

green = grene --- EXAMPLE: "Look at the green hedges and woods." > "Look see at thems heigges and holtz so grene."

handsome = braw --- EXAMPLE: "He is very handsome " > "Him wicked braw "

have faith = trúa

Have no doubts about our doing it = Nae faer o wis

Have no liking for this. = Hae nae brou o this.

have not = ain't

He knows how many beans make five. = He kens the laid frae the croun o the causey.

He knows which side his bread is buttered on. = He kens whilk side his bannock's buttert on.

Head for = Mak wye for

head rope in fishing nets and lines = baak

head to head = Be at the knag and the widdie

horse fly = klegsie

I = Me

I Think = Me thinks --- EXAMPLE: "I think we're late. " > "Me thinks that we is late. "

I wish you well for the future = Lang may yer lum reek (translation: Long may your chimney smoke)

idiot = eejit --- EXAMPLE: "You idiot." > "Ya eejit."

idiot = numpty

if = iffy or yif--- EXAMPLE: "If you don't mind..." > "Iffy yas does no care mind...."; "If you'll stay with me long enough = "Yif ye so longe with me wil dwelle". "

I'll be even with you = A'll see day aboot wi ye

know = ken

looked = lokid

looked = lokid --- EXAMPLE: "I looked up." > "I lifte up me eye ledes and lokid ferther."

magic = hoodoo

naked = nøkkviðr

needle = bodkin

neither = nouther --- EXAMPLE: "Who know neither Latin nor French " > "That kan nouther latyn ne frensch "

No = Nay --- EXAMPLE: "No, I don't think so. " > "Nay, me thinks not. "

Nobody knew = not-knew nobody

Noontide = Da heicht o da day

NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "Did you meet the new family next door?" > "Dids ya gets a chance to stop by and meets with thems new folk that move-ed in down yawn there next doors to ya, eh?"

NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "He went to Rite-Aid to pick up his prescription" > "Hims did go to that yawn there new fangled store the new folks call that Rite Aid place, to gets himself some of thems there pills what the doctor gone and tells him to take each morning, a-yep, hims did."

old = olde --- EXAMPLE: "But educated and uneducated, old and young " > "Bot lered and lewed olde and yonge "

orange = o'jinn

out = oot --- EXAMPLE: "The cat wants to go out." > "The kat he do wants oot."

outside = oot dair

people = fokk --- EXAMPLE: "the people of Shetland " > "Shetland fokk "

people = folke --- EXAMPLE: "Look at all those people." > "Lookie at all thems folke."

poorly = febelly --- EXAMPLE: "Who know French very poorly " > "That kan frensch ful febelly "

Recognising = Recognisin --- EXAMPLE: "Recognising the bilingual nature of Shaetlan speakers " > "Recognisin da wye at Shaetlan spaekers is bilingual "

shield = skjoldr

Since = For --- EXAMPLE: "Since that is your native language " > "For that is youre kynde langage "

tell = telle --- EXAMPLE: "I'll tell you in English " > "In englysch tonge I schal you telle "

the = da, de, or is not used at all --- EXAMPLE: "I went to the store" > "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to shoppe"

them = dem, dem dair --- EXAMPLE: "I went with them" > "Me goes wit dem dair"

there = dair --- EXAMPLE: "I want those potatoes" > "Me be wanting dem dair tatetas."

they = dey

To where = whither --- EXAMPLE: ""Where you go, I will go." " > ""Whither thou goest, I'll go."

understand = understonde

understand = understonden --- EXAMPLE: "Some understand English " > "And somme understonden englysch "

very = wicked --- EXAMPLE: "very good" > "wicked good"; "very bad" > "wicked bad"; "very cold" > "wicked cold"

Where = Whither --- EXAMPLE: "Where is the restroom? " > "Whither is the privy?"

Yes = Yea or Aye --- EXAMPLE: "Yes, I think so. " > "Yea, me thinks so. " or "Aye, me thinks so. "

For anyone actually interested in learning my native language, the Scottish government has THIS listed as the official dictionary of our people:  https://static1.squarespace.com/static/61d7352954b7fd1c9dbdfef4/t/65ddb2749d5e0541a01009c0/1709027964496/Spaektionary_2024feb.pdf  

The Scottish government provides this document to show our language in use: https://www.shetland.uhi.ac.uk/t4-media/one-web/uhi-shetland-images-and-documents/documents-/shaetlan/Shaetlan-Language-Plan-2022-Shaetlan.pdf 

More information about our language can be found on this website:  https://www.iheardee.com  which is written in my native language.


However, there is also other reasons why words might be misspelled, or why I might not understand someone when they speak to me.

My grandmother Helen Ricker Allen, was from Unst, Shetland, Scotland, and she the one who raised me. She taught me to read and write, but it was Shetlain that she taught me. She died when I was 8 years old, and I was locked in a woodshed after her furneral, I escaped the woodshed 27 years later at age 31, and have been trying to learn how to speak and write English since then.

It is a very great struggle.

At age 37 I took remidial reading and speaking classes at Southern Maine Community College, but we are Gypsies and Gypsy men do not allow us Gypsy women to have education, and so, while at college, on November 14, 2013, I was beaten with a golf club, while I was 8 months pregnet, breaking my spine, hips, and knees, killing my baby and leaving me quardepaleic since.

Now my primary focus these past 13 years has been on relearning to use my hand so I could type... as of 2023, I have regained the use of my right thumb, and first two right fingers, and after 10 years offline, I am back online due to I can use three finguers.

I never went to school, so I do not know maths and numbers and sciences, and I do not know what else would have been taught to me in school. We are Scottish Gypsies and Gypsy culture does not allow females to go to school. Being born female was already a great sin, but my grandmother took great risk in teaching me reading and writing. At 4 years old I was punished by my Uncle Bruce for knowing how to read, by being beaten in the face with a cinder block brick, that broke my right jaw and left me with garbaled near-mute spoken words ever since.

Because no one ever spoke words to be face to face from he time I was 8 years old until I was 37 years old (I escaped the room at age 27, but did not start college until 37), I have no training in how to vocally sound out or speak the words I write or read. I can read words, but I do not know how to sound out or say those words. I can write words, but I do not know how to match the written word against the spoken word. I struggle to associate spoken words at all, or make them match up with writen words.

Esentially, written words and spoken words are two completly seperate languages in my brain, and I have difficulty understanding spoken words.

If you say a sentance to me with your mouth, chances are very high I will have ZERO understanding of what you said and I will not be able to ander you.

However, if you WRITE down that exact same sentabnce, I can understand you and can type a written responce to you.

My doctors tell me this is a side effect of extreme isolation and neglect and lack of human contact during my toddler, childhood, teen, and young adult years, and that my brain never deveoloped to comprehend spoken vocal words due to no one ever speaking to me in over three decades of the first half of my life.

While I can read and write, American English (somewhat) I do no know how words are sounded out, what they are supposed to sound like. I readand write by shape recognition, not by sound/vocal recognition, so when reading and writing I do no "hear the words in my head" as I am told most people do when they read and write. In other words... I see "c a t" and think "c-a-t" I do not think "cat" nor do I "see" an image of a cat, no do I "hear" the word cat spoken. I'm told that this is very rare and that most people read and write by sounding out the words and linking them to visual mind images, while hearing the sound of the word in their head. I neiher hear words in my head no see images of things in my head. I'm told this is what makes me both a speed reader and speed writer, because I'm not tripped up by hear sounds or seeing images in my head like nomal people would be doing... however, I'm also told this is why my spelling and grammar are very poor, because my brain is not hear the sounds of the words or seeing visual images of the objects the words represent, so my mind also does not register spelling and grammer errors at all.

As I was only let out of the woodshed on Sundays to go to the Cape Elezabeth Ward Church of the August Stake of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, I was never allowed to go to school or hospital either. No adults ever talked to me because I was evil for comitted the sin of being born female, so I never learned how to speak properly and do not know how to sound out words to say them.

I was 42 years old, in 2016 when, while having an MRI for my spine, the doctors found out my speak issue was caused by a broken jaw as a toddler that was healed wrong because not being allowed to go to doctors. I had surgury to fix that, and since 2016 have been trying to learn how to use my jaw and touge so I can speak vocal words now.

Since 2023 my primary focus shifted to relearning to walk. I can now, in 2026, sit up for 2 or 3 hours a day, and can sand with a cane for a few minutes, and can walk for around five thousand feet in 2 to 3 segments a day, with the help of pushing my wheelchair like a walker.

As of 2026, with a slight return to using my fingers and legs, I am once again focused on trying to learn the American English, but I live in mortal fear of my uncles and male cousins, as they are so hateful of allowing me to have education.

have no one to help me to know if I am doing words correctly, and as such, I have no way of knowing if there are spelling and grammar errors, but I asume there are, and I fix them when I learn them, but I do not know what I do not know and spelling American words is a thing I do bnot know.

I have Low Fucntioning Kanner's Syndrom, also known as "RainMan Type of Autism" aka REAL and ACTUAL Autism, not to be confused with Aspergers, High Functioning Autism, or and of thr 861 illnesses on the Autism Spectrum. An Autism Spectrum Disorder is an illness that has symptoms similar to Autism but IS NOT Autism. If you have an Autism Spectrum Disorder, it LITERALLY MEANS you do NOT have Autism.

I am medically diagnosed as "kanner's syndrome, actual autism, the rainman type, profoundly retarded autistic savant, with a general IQ of 73, and an writing IQ of 221" but they added that they did not know how to properly diagnose me as I am "technically a feral child" and they don't know "how much is the autism, and how much is simple horrific levels of abuse and neglect induced post traumatic stress disorder that will go away with proper socilization".

It means I know how to write, I can write a lot, and it is next to impossible for you to teach me how to do literally anythig else because my brain only knows how to write and doesn;t know how to do anything else..
There's a reason, when I do book signings, people are quick to say: "Okay, what's the joke? why is this stupid retard here? where's the real author? I know this retard isn't the author. where are you hiding the author, why is this fucking retard here"

The end result is, I have near zero social interaction... my 3 years in college was the ONLY face to face interaction I have ever had with humans in my entire life, and I struggle deeply to understand MOST words used by MOST people when they ask me question. And so I suffer from a huge lack of understanding many words people say to me, how to translate those words into spelling, and how to translate what it is that has been said.

The fact remains hat until there exists a human on this planet who is willing to sit down and teach me what words spoken line up with and match what words written, this deficent is unlily to improve. But the fact also remains, that I am simply far too profoundly retarded for anyone to even try to make any attempt at all even to speak a friendly "hgelloe" or "good morning" when passing me on the street, so I have lost all hope of anyone ever either being my friend, being willing to teach me how to match spoken words to written words, or how to speak to other humans.





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i just found out there is yet another bizarre rumour going around. where are these wild rumours coming from? who is starting them? and why?

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since I've been flooded with hundreds of messages the past two weeks asking if I still own "the world's most haunted car", yes, and here it is, filmed today May 18, 2026… but my son Xavier is dead, i am crippled and given that people are AGAIN showing up calling my Dodge "haunted", calling my friend "an alien", calling me "transgender", and spreading wild defamation slander connecting me to Stephen King, I think I need to start taking down the contact information of every blogger, podcaster, youtuber, and social media account spreading these rumors, and sue every single one of them for CAUSING my car to be cut in half May 10, 2010, for CAUSING the backhoe that drove over my house August 8, 2013, for CAUSING my son's murder November 14, 2013, for CAUSING me to be crippled and in a wheelchair November 14, 2013, and for CONTINUING to CAUSE harassers to show up in person to harass me near daily, STILL now in 2026. EVERYONE telling you my car is haunted, telling you my friend is an alien, calling my car "the goldeneagle", calling my friend "Etiole", or trying to connect me or my car to Stephen King, is lying to you. They crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, and a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet identified the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club and the FBI believes that it is friends and family of the woman who did it, are the ones who started and spread the rumors saying my car is haunted, saying I'm an alien abductee, saying all kinds of similar bs about aliens, ufos, ghosts, witchcraft, demons, and Stephen King connections, even though I don't believe in ghosts, aliens, ufos, demons, and had never heard of Stephen King before 30k of his fans showed up in my yard trying to find my car! FBI believes the backhoe driver and the murderer are the same person and it is a developer who wanted my land and so started the Stephen King, ghost, and alien rumors all in an attempt to drive me off my land, and when it didn't work they drove a backhoe over my house, and when that didn't work they crippled me and killed my son. Why are they doing this? How do I get them to stop?

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Do you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine on August 8, 2013? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me July 26, 2016 at scarborough WalMart,... they arrived the first time with a backhoe on August 8, 2013, that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since....

... which means it is now only a few weeks from the 14th anniversary of my son's murder. I was 8 month pregnant November 14, 2013, and a student ay SMCC, and coming out of the Buglight Lighthouse art studio after art class, when a still unidentifiedwoman wielding a golf club attacked me, severed my spine, while I was 8 months pregnant, triggered early labour, then killed my son minutes after he was born.

While accusing me of being transgender, screaming "transvestite freak" and "look at that thing, that's Ken's son in a dress"... while I was 8 months pregnant.

eelkats_house_before_after.jpgMy house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son and crippled me, arrived the first time with a backhoe that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since.

The backhoe driver returned November 14, 2013, armed with a golf club, used it to break my spine and smash my baby's brains out on the ground

On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.

She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.

The attack also triggered labour.

My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.

Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.

The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.

The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.

Thus we come to 2014, and the full swing change of the series I write. WHY my series, went from just a transman main character living life, to the full blown Mpreg genre series that it now is today.

Before the attack, I had a chance of having a baby. I don't know. And because I'm in America, I'm too old to adopt. You have to be under 45 years old to adopt a baby. That is the law in America. I was informed this, when we tried to adopt, now that my injuries leave me unable to get pregnant a 9th time.

Thus began my obsessively writing, my transman main character, pregnant. Always pregnant now. Every time. Every story. Stories that now fully focus on pregnancy, labour, miscarriages, babies dying, babies living, raising babies... the whole series, since 2014 has devolved into an outright baby obsession.

Meanwhile, reborn baby dolls were suggested to me by my therapist, and have also become a deeply obsessive part of my life. Because 13 years ago my son was murdered minutes after he was born, because a transphobic bigot mistook me for being transgender, I'm STILL in a wheelchair, struggling to relearn to use my arms and legs, now 13 years later, and I'm still DAILY dealing with police officers and FBI agents who while they are trying to find my son's killer, they are also daily reminding me... oh, yeah, my son was murdered, literally ripped out of my belly, by a transphobe. Who still has not been located and walks free to kill again.

The golfclub woman as she looked during the golf club attack at Southern Maine community college November 14, 2013. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

Clairescreenshot.pngIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The golfclub woman as she looked during the shopping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart July 26, 2016. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

zzzz999ClaireRed2016-screenshotIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The 2nd woman as she looked at both attacks, her hair goes all the way down to her knees. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

Kendrascreenshot.pngIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer's accomplice, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

I am a legally blind quadriplegic, and low verbal, I have also published 138 novels in the last 48 years. It's not as impossible as people think. The problem being blind and quadriplegic, medically have different meanings then how those two words are used medically.

Fewer than 3% of all blind people see nothing. While 97% people who are classified as fully blind are able to see up to two feet in front of them. Legally blind means I can see more then two feet in front of me but not far enough to see twenty feet in front of me. In my case I can see about eight feet.

Quadriplegic, has varying levels, it means having a damaged nerve bundle in the spinal column causing limited mobility of all 4 limbs, (in my case this was done by a women wielding a golf club, who also beat my 8 month infant's head to pulp on the parking lot tarmak, at the same time she severed my spine with the same golf club; both on November 14, 2013; the FBI investigation into my son's murder and my being crippled has gone on now for 13 years, a few weeks away from 14 years now, and the FBI has still not identified the killer or her motive). Contrary to popular misconception, quadriplegic does NOT mean ZERO movement, it means means limited movement, specifically in means unable to lift arms over head, unable to grip fingers around objects to pick them up, and unable to stand for more then 5 minutes to a time. Because there are so many thousands of nerves in each limb it is actually very rare for there to be 100% no movement, but how much, and to what extent varies by patent depending upon the specific point of injury to the spinal column.

Meaning typing is still possible for over 60% of all quadriplegics.

In my case, it was the lower spine that was severed, cutting off completly my ability to move my right leg, leaving limited feeling in my left leg, and an ability to stand but not walk, with crutches, for the first 9 years. I regained enough nerve growth in my legs by the 9th year to be able to take ten or twelve steps allowing me to get out of bed for the first time since the golf club attack; This in turn lead to me being able to start using a wheelchair, as I was able to sit upright for the first time as well.

Because the shattered vertebrae bone fragments are broken off completly and embedded into the nerve bundle just above my tailbone, doctors were saying I would never walk again, but now at 13 years, I am able to push mu wheelchair like a walker, a distance of almost a thousand steps a day. Though doctors are still doubtful I will ever walk "normally" again, I have proven them wrong, when their said 13 years ago, that I would never walk again at all.

But because of the placement of the damage to my spine, regaining hand use, was always thought possible, it was just a matter of waiting long enough for nerve regrowth, along side daily finger exercises. I was able to continue writing, after becoming quadriplegic, because I still have use of my right thumb, and 2 fore figures of my right hand. And can type 90 words per minute with those 3 fingers.

I however have no wrist strength, elbow strength, or shoulder strength, so I am not able to form a fist, or lift objects, or brush my hair, or my teeth, all thing I have to have my caretaker do. But, those things are not needed for typing. Unfortunately, my pinky and ring fingers are "nerve dead" and drag over the keyboard, and cause horrific spelling errors and typos, which are incredibly frustrating to deal with.

Unfortunately trying to edit errors myself, just makes the errors worse, because those same two fingers drag over the keyboard yet again. Prior to the golf club attack, I rarely had spelling errors; now I got more spelling errors then someone is learning English as second language. Editing is a challenge, that I've had to accept, I simply can not do myself, and I have to hire several editors to help with that.

Low verbal means sounds can still be made, sounds that software programs like Dragon can be trained to recognize and translate, and type into full words. More then half my novels were typed with this method.

I still have a long ways to go before I am anything close to being able to do the things I could do before the golf club woman beat my baby's brains out and shattered my spine. And you know what's more frustrating then how slow mu medical progression has been? The fact that it's been 13 years and the police and FBI are still coming up at dead ends as to who the woman who murdered my baby was, or why she even did it.

My son's 14th birthday is only a few weeks away, but he didn't even get to live long enough to celebrate his 1st birthday, I don't even know why. And I can't wait to regain my ability to walk again, because regaining my ability to walk, means gaining the ability to go outside and start looking for my son's murderer myself instead of sitting at home trapped in a wheelchair waiting for the police and FBI to to find her. So, writing isn't a big priority for me anymore. I only write now, as a way to exercise my hands, in between relearning to walk.

Never let a disability stop you. Plenty of writers, artists, athletes, do not let either blindness, speech impediments, or limited mobility hold then back from perusing their careers.

Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

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