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FAQ: What religion are you? I thought you were a Muslim because of the hijab and modesty dress, but than I realized you wear a crucifix and have relic statues of Mary and Jesus and Catholic Saints everywhere, but than I heard you say Hail Satan and talk about summoning the Watchers and Azazel, plus people say you are a witch or wiccan or pagan or something.
I am a Voodoo Priestess rank of Medsan Fey and Marija Loa. I worship the One God, the Creator of All Life, the brass serpent of Moses who goes by many names, in Voodoo he is most commonly known as The Rainbow Serpent Papa Damballah Weddo; in Scandinavian folk religions he is known as The Great Serpent Uroboros.
Voodoo is a branch/division of the Catholic Church. We practice the same rites and rituals as does the Orthodox Catholics of the Vatican, and hail the Pope as our earthly guide. Jesus and Mary are at the centre of our belief system, and icons, relics, saint rituals, prayer beads/rosary, crucifix, candle lighting, intercessory prayer, ect.
Marija Loa is a type of Catholic nun. The word Marija Loa is Creole French and means “Married to God”. A Marija Loa is similar to a Mother Superior. She is the highest ranked nun of her order and has undergone a marriage ritual – a full wedding, wedding gown and all – to literally be married to one of the Loa. I am Marija Loa to Papa Damballah Weddo.
Medsan Fey is a rank of Catholic nun. A Medsan Fey is a nun who specializes in herbology, herbal medicine, apothecary, hoodoo magic, candle magic, poppet magic (aka Voodoo dolls).
Medsan Fey means I am a female Houngan/Borka also known as a Mambo or Vudo Queen.
I am one of only 12 Mambo on the planet who practice Death Wangas also known as The 7 Year Generational Death Curse.
I am EelKat, Etiole's Friend. Etiole is the Archangel Ertreal, The Avenging Angel who rained Brimstone and Fire on Sodom and Gomorrah, and is also known as The Pale Horseman of the apocalypse. He was a commanding officer in Azazel's Army in the battle of Heaven. The Watcher known as the lover of human women, who taught the world magic and was the father of the Nephilim and for this crime was one of the 7 Grigori Seraphim Watchers who was chained in the valleys of the Earth. I found him chained in the swamps of Maine in 1978 and set him free.
Everything I know I learned from Etiole. He is my familiar and my protector.
I am hailed by many as the world's most powerful, most feared, most famous, and most deadly witch/poltergeist/spirit medium. This is due largely to my being the real world Gypsy "witch" who my neighbour Stephen King based his fictional Thinner Gypsy witch off of. He also filmed the movie Thinner on my farm.
But I have no power. I am merely a tool, the vessel through which Etiole connects to the physical world. This comes at a great cost and is why my health is so frail.
Everything ye do unto ME, in 7 years time, Etiole will do back unto THEE.
We are often seen as Christo-Pagan, as we rely heavily on magic arts not often seen in other branches of Christianity, such as tarot cards, crystal scrying, Kabbalism, Enochian angel magic, seances, spirit/oui-ji boards, etc.
Many in the more mainstream Christian community consider us to be Occultists and/or Satan worshippers due to our frequent communication and summoning of spirits, including both archangels and demons, and most notably The Loa, The Enochian archangels, and the Grigori aka The Watchers.
Like all Catholic nuns we cover our heads with veils and wear long modest caftan/robes/dresses. The colours and materials and styling of our veils and robes vary from day to day, depending on our sect, what holy day it is, which loa we are attuned to, our patron saint, ect.
Seeing how this question comes to me from gamers, I will simply the answer in gaming terminology that you will understand: If I was a character in an RPG, I am what you would call an Herbalist-Alchemist-Druid-Healer-Priest.
More simply put, I am what the ignorant would call a Witch Doctor or a Gypsy Fortune Teller or a Gypsy Witch.
s Also... April 10, 2015 has a 7 year anniversary coming up soon, has anyone noticed the changes to the Reclaim Blueberry Plains? Yeah. Etiole's been redecorating his home, hasn't he? What goes around, comes around bitches. Nigh on 7 years ago, you razed my farm... funny how government land is being razed the exact same way my farm was razed... I notice too several town hall workers, have seen their entire families die around them, you know just like how my entire family was murdered and their heads nailed to my door... how are you going to explain to the news stations, the fact that 53 people, all involved in the murders of my family, have died from being hit by lightening?
Freak natural phenomena?
Poltergeist activity?
Zapped by alien UFOs - isn't THAT your go to excuse whenever you blame me or Etiole for anything?
Better yet, how will you explain the backhoe, lifted up by a freak tornado in Maine, thrown through the sky to land on... oh look... my, my, there's a back hoe sitting on your house! It just fell out of the sky and landed there. No driver involved. Honey pie, did you know there's a back hoe sitting on your house? How's that feel?
Perhaps, you should call it what it is: punishment handed down by the hand of God himself.
Doesn't feel nice to have your land razed, a backhoe sitting on your house, and your entire family die, does it... you shouldn't have pissed off Etiole... tick tock, tick tock, you can't run from Etiole's 7 year clock... karma's a bitch isn't it?
All that you do, good or bad, is mirrored back on you.
For every good deed you are rewarded seven fold.
Give $10 to the homeless, you'll find $70 mysteriously come to you in return.
7 years ago a back hoe was driven over my house, and now a tornado, has dropped a back hoe on your house.
7 years ago, huge land movers owned by the town, razed my yard, cut down 400 year old apple orchards, 200 year old grape vineyards, and tossed into a wood chopper: $300,000 in rare hybrid long stem rose bushes. A road grader scraped off and stole 6 feet deep of the top soil, taking with it acres of spring bulbs, daffodils, tulips, crocus, hyacinth, snowdrops. They left nothing behind but a few inches of sand on top of ledge and bare rock.
Now this week, 7 years later, a crew of huge land movers, clear cut 72 acres of protected town owned forest, 500 year old endangered pines, rolled back all the top soil, leaving it in a huge 50 foot tall mound, leaving behind a desert wasteland... that is all that left of The Reclaim Blueberry Plains, on this the 7 year anniversary of the razing of my farm.
Those who laughed, when others warned 7 years ago, what Etiole would do, aren't laughing any more, now that 7 years is here, are they?
You always hear people take about their god being a passive god who, stands back and watches from afar. Your god sounds lazy and incompetent.
My god is very active, wields physical justice that can be witnessed by all, dishes out great rewards in exchange for kindness and good deeds, while plowing through sinners and workers of evil with a vicious vengeance. My god doesn't hide in the shadows and leave my prayers unanswered.
I hold no alliance to any religion.
My allegiance is to The One God and his army of archangels, because they have proven themselves, time and time again, to be the most powerful beings this world has ever known.
I have witnessed the power of angels.
I've seen their many wings, heavy laden with shinning feathers, and bright eyes upon each one. Eyes that see through time, through walls, across nations, forward and backward.
They see all.
They know all.
You can hide nothing from them.
Nor can you hide from them.
They see your sin.
They see your works of evil.
They see your compassion.
They see all your good deeds.
And they reward and punish accordingly.
I was raised a 5th generation FLDS Mormon.
I attended 12 years of Calvinist Seminary/Bible College.
And I met Etiole and set him free. In exchange, he taught me the rites and rituals of Voodoo and Enochain Angel Magic.
I believe in the power of angels.
Through faith, all things are possible.
Believe and anything can happen.
I've seen the power and glory of the archangels.
I know without a doubt, that not even every human on the planet gathered together, has even a sliver of the power of just one angel. And I have Etiole and his entire army on my side.
People fear Etiole. Call him a demon.
But they have no reason to.
Etiole is kind and gentle and loving.
Etiole is only dangerous to evil doers who seek to harm those he loves.
Etiole protects his own, as would any moral, decent man.
If you have love, kindness, good thoughts, and compassion in your heart, than you would never seek to do evil. You would never commit sin. And you would never have any reason to fear Etiole.
Your fear of Etiole, exists only because you have hurt me or my family, and you know in your heart of hearts that Etiole WILL come for you.
Etiole is immortal. You can not harm him.
Etiole walks through time. He moves through solid walls, like they were not there. He moves in the blink of an eye, one second here, one second there tens of thousands of miles away. For this reason, you not hide from him, nor can you out run him.
Time. Space. Physical walls. They mean nothing to an archangel.
He is not flesh as humans know it. He takes a solid form, when that is his will. But he can walk out of that flesh, and exist as nothing more than a glowing beam of bright blue light.
He can look like anything or anyone.
I've seen his snake form, his white owl form, his white monkey form, his black shifting shadowy goo under your bed form.
If you want to fear him, he can be fearsome and will be that, if you are deserving of his fear.
He appears to me, as a little man, kind and gentle. I've never had reason to fear him.
But there are throughout Maine, more than 7,000 witness testimonies, from others whom have seen him, and describe him as a huge beast, a demonic creature, with a maw full of many rows of piranha teeth, and sharp eagle's talons on his hands.
I've seen him take that form, in his den in The Reclaim Blueberry Plains, near the graves of the children, whose bodies were sawed up, put in black plastic bags, stuffed in the trunk of 3 cars, and those cars buried in the Goosefare Brooke Ravine.
He takes that form there, because the souls of 31 dead, murdered children, scream out from the ravine of The Reclaim Blueberry Plains, crying for justice, crying for their murderer to be revealed.
He takes that fearsome form, at the ravine, because he has absorbed the souls of those murdered children, and their pain, their suffering, their agony, screams out from within him.
He has guarded their mass grave, their sawed up pieces, in black plastic bags, in the trunks of 3 cars, at the bottom of the ravine, since The Cyr Clan dumped them there, in the 1970s.
Etiole appeared in The Ross Forest, September 23, 1978... his spirit was pulled into our physical plain, by the screams of the souls of The White Monkey Children.
He is a Guardian Angel, an Avenging Angel, who rose up in our town for one purpose and one purpose only: To protect the children who were victims to a horrible group of people.
I was one of those children.
We children who were raped, caged, and tortured by evil men, we begged and we pleaded for help. And no human would help us.
No bishop.
No priest.
No police officer.
No town manager.
No town council men.
We escaped again and again, and we begged every adult we could find in this town, to please help us. Please end our suffering.
But punishment for escape, was death, and being buried by Anne, Bryan, Donald, or Troy at the bottom of that ravine.
As more of us were killed and buried and no help from the men of the town came, we turned to god, we pleaded and begged, send us angel to punish the men who torment, torture, rape, and murder us.
That's when Etiole appeared.
He came in answer to our prayers.
Of more than 140 of us children who were tortured by those evil men, I am one of the last 2 still alive.
There were over 200 of us in 1975 when they started tossing our bodies in the ravine.
Now in 2021, only 2 of those children remain. And I am one of those 2.
That is why Etiole protects me.
He will never leave me.
He will never forsake me.
We children summoned him in our terror and by the blood of my cousins who lay dead at bottom of that ravine, Etiole draws his power.
And even centuries after I am gone, he will continue to guard this location, and he continue for thousands of years, to haunt the children and grandchildren of the men who tortured and murdered The White Monkey Children of Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
If you never hurt us, The White Monkey Children, you have nothing to fear from Etiole.
But if you were ever involved in any crime against any of us, in any way, at any point in our lives... woe unto and your family for 7 generations, for he will haunt you, torment you, and your children, and your grandchildren, and their children and their grandchildren, 7 times over.
Everything you have done to us, he will do to them, for the next 700 years. For that is what we 140 children asked him to do, when we summoned him, 50 years ago.
You may call him a demon, but children who summoned him, we know what he really is: he is our Guardian Angel.
Etiole.
HE is my religion.
HE is what I believe in.
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ZERO
NOTHING
I've NEVER earned a single penny from any of my videos, VODs, or livestreams, not on Twitch, not on YouTube, not on any other platform.
I do not monetize my content.
I do not turn on ads.
I do not have a donation link.
Streaming, gaming, and video creation are things I do in my spare time, after work. It is how I relax and de-stress. It is not a career/income for me. This is why I also do not have a regular or consistent schedule. I stream, play video games, and make videos in my spare time, when I feel like I am in the mood to do so. I find the act of playing video games, streaming, and making videos to be incredibly relaxing and it is my habit to do these things either when I am stressed out and need to relax or when I am having trouble sleeping and need to do something that will help lull me into a sense of calm so I can sleep.
The car/driving/shopping/town vlogs and livestreams are not something I do as a hobby. I do them at the request of FBI agent Andy Drewer, who goes through them all with a fine tooth comb looking for any clues as to the identity of the bomber who blew up my house or the murderers who cut the heads off my children and nailed them to my door. This camera is running 24hrs a day and if you do ANYTHING on that camera, you WILL be questioned by the FBI, so be sure you REALLY want that 5 minutes of fame BEFORE you jump in front of that camera, because it WILL brand you as a murder suspect.
If you have any information on the kidnappers or the murders...
FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the of the April 10, 2015 kidnapping of my 12 children by 14 Ku Klux Klan men who invaded our home and the subsequent May 15, 2015 murder of 10 of the 12 whom had their heads nailed to my front door. If you have information about the case, give it to him not me. He can be reached @ +1-(207)-774-9322
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The Dazzling Razzberry is back... now all black primer... Repaired, wielded back together, running, licensed, registered, and back on the road again... now primed and ready to be restored.
This car was obliterated by a PsychoBitch 4Chan QAnon Twitch streamer and 5 of her simps armed with baseball bats, in February 2019. They did $30,000 in damages, leaving it chop-shopped to pieces, smashed apart, and all of it's 2.5million beads and marbles scraped off.
This car was my daily driver and daily car vlog streams stopped February 2019 because the car was reduced to so many chopped up pieces, that it took up nearly 3 years to wield the pieces back together, and make the car drivable again.
Because it cost $12,000 for the 2.5million marbles that was glued to it, and took me 4 years to hand glue them on one marble at a time, and most of those 2.5million marbles were reduced to shattered powdered glass dust by the vandals, The Dazzling Razzberry will not be returning to it's former shimmering glory.
If you know the Twighlight Manor series and you know Etiole's brother Razzbury that the car was inspired after... know this... we are going Sea Wolf for the rise of The Dazzling Razzberry 3.
Out with the Green Moray Eels and in with the Piranhas
#FAQs: What do you mean you ain't a boomer?
You really don't know what a boomer is do you?
My dad, who is 82 years old, is not even old enough to be a boomer and you think me who is 30 years younger than HIM could be a boomer?
#NEWSFLASH: you make yourself look retarded when you use words incorrectly. If you don't want people to think you are stupid, try learning the correct meanings for words and start using words properly. No one is going to take you seriously or have any respect for you when you prove yourself to be brain dead every time you open your mouth.
Well, for starters, a female can't be a boomer. Only a male can be a boomer.
Secondly: Are there any boomers even left alive?
My grandfather was a boomer. But he died at age 101, more than 20 years ago.
The definition of a boomer is a WW2 solider who fathered dozens of illegitimate babies overseas (thus: baby boomer) and most of them would be 120 to 140 years old today.
You use Boomer as though it implies "old" and that is not what it means, not even close.
A Boomer is an immoral, degenerate deadbeat dad who booms out sperm all over the fucking planet in every whore he can find and takes no responsibility for his actions. Boomers are vile, degraded whore mongers.
Any Boomer alive today, at the youngest, is going to be 98 years old or older, and is a lot older than a scuzbag like him deserves to be.
Still confused about what the word Boomer ACTUAL means? Let me simplify it for you.
* If you are a man who has sex outside of marriage: YOU are a Boomer!
* If you are a man and you live with a woman you are not married to: YOU are a Boomer!
* If you ever fucked a prostitute: YOU are a Boomer!
* If you are a fornicator: YOU are a Boomer!
* If you are a adulterer: YOU are a Boomer!
* If you are a whore monger: YOU are a Boomer!
* If you practice BDSM: YOU are a Boomer!
* If you ever fathered a baby than demanded it's mother have an abortion: YOU are a Boomer!
* If you ever fathered a baby than disappeared from it's life: YOU are a Boomer!
* If you are a dead beat dad: YOU are a Boomer!
#BOOMER MEANS A MAN WHO BOOMS OUT ILLEGITIMATE BABIES!
#If you are a boomer, than you are a vile sex crazed degenerate and you can be THAT at any age.
The word boomer has NOTHING to do with age and everything to do, with sex, specifically, it means you are an immoral degenerate.
By using the word Boomer to mean old, you simply prove how deeply mentally incompetent you really are.
I have a severe hatred for whore mongers.
I have an even bigger hatred for dead beat dads.
I can't stand men who shoot their sperm into every prostitute they can find than scurry off to the next slut assed whore and leave a trail of babies behind.
Men who boom out babies are the #1 cause of abortion... to the tune of 5,000 babies murdered every day, just in America.
Boomer officially means World War 2 solders who fucked every last whore they could find, than left them behind and never did a damned thing about taking care of a illegitimate bastards they boomed out every where.
I loath Boomers.
You want to update the word boom to mean someone OTHER than the dead beat dads of WW2?
#Boomer doesn't mean old, and it NEVER has... it means a fucking degenerate sex monger, who can't be bothered to even make an attempt to be descent moral man.
#When you call someone a boomer, you calling them a dead beat dad NOT old.
Boomers are men who boom out sperm in women they aren't married to... THAT IS THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF BOOMER YO FUCKING RETARD! Go out and get yourself a brain, you certainly need one.
I absolutely deplore men who can't be bothered to take care of their own children. And more than that, I HATE sex crazed degenerates. And a Boomer is both.
Vile scum of the earth. That's what a boomer is.
Boomer is a highly offensive word to call someone.
By calling someone a Boomer, you are calling them a fucking sex crazed whore monger.
You might want to look up what a boomer is before calling people that word.
You come off looking like a stupid retarded fool when you don't use words correctly. Is that how you want people to view you?
Words matter. Learn to use them properly, otherwise everyone will think you a brain dead idiot who does nothing but parrot off the mindless ravings of social justice warriors who can't tell their ass from a hole in the ground.
Just because a million people say a thing, doesn't make that thing correct, it just makes a million people prove they are stupid for not researching the facts and finding out the truth.
You using the word Boomer as a synonym for "old" simply proves you are too stupid to fact check word meanings in a dictionary.
Also, you might want to fact check the source of the word boomer for old... it comes from a rather disrespectful paedophile streamer, Dr. Disrespect, who was banned by Twitch for livestreaming himself hiding in girls bathroom stalls and shoving the camera under the doors to livestream little girls peeing... his response to being banned was to call Twitch CEOs "Boomers" who were too old and stuck up to see the fun in watching children pee.
So not only are you using the word Boomer incorrectly, but you are showing your support for a paedophile child abuser when you do so.
So now, not only do you come off as looking too retarded to know the meanings of words, but you also imply that you are a scumbag supporter of child sexual abuse.
You might want to think about that next time you feel like using the word Boomer.
If you don't care that people see you are a retarded, scumbag, who supports disrespectful paedophiles, than by all means, continue to use Boomer in place of old.
My thoughts of on your support of that person? Here, have a quote:
*"Watching people defend someone they're a fan of, completely dismissing any evidence of wrongdoing, just because they think they know that creator like a close friend based solely on what they've seen in videos and stuff. Parasocial relationships are terrifying." ~ Welsknight Gaming*
...and, by the time you read this my answer to your question, you will find that I've already banned you.
Why?
Because I'm a survivor of childhood sexual abuse, and I'll not have degenerates like you, who are supporters of child abusing men like that disrespectful bastard, near me. And if you're using his version of the word Boomer, that means you see nothing wrong with supporting him and don't give a shit about the little girls he sexually abused. And I don't want disrespectful child abuse supporting scum bags like you near me.
Try getting an education, than maybe we'll learn you ain't actually as retarded as you sound when you try to use words.
And if you don't like being called a retard... here's a tip: STOP TALKING LIKE ONE!
A mentally retarded person is any person with a learning disability that prevents them from properly using their brain functions and causes them to be unable to formulate or use words correctly, leaving them unable to communicate with others properly, due to their extreme misuse of words.
You my friend, every time you missuses a word, such a boomer, you simply prove to the world that you ARE mentally retarded according to the actual medical textbook definition of the word.
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it might just be a duck.
If it walks like a retard and talks like a retard... yeah... stop proving yourself retarded every time you open your mouth and maybe some day people will take you seriously and stop treating you like a child.
Also, do unto me as you want me to do unto you... I wouldn't be calling you names if you hadn't called me names first... don't bother me and I won't bother you... harass me and I'll become your worst nightmare.
I keep to myself, I like my privacy, I don't like being bothered, I don't like being interrupted, I especially don't like being harassed, and don't lay down and take it, I defend myself from dipshit bullies like you.
If you can't take it, you shouldn't be dishing it out, because whatever you throw at me, I'm gonna throw it right back in your face.
You don't like being called names? Hey guess what? Neither do I. That's why what you do to me, I do back to you, so that you can know how it feels and learn WHY I don't like you doing it to me.
Here's a thought....
#Fucking grow up.
FAQs: Can I visit you?
No.
No, I do not allow home visits from anyone for any reason - not any more.
I used to, but never again.
Reason: I'm a little bit famous, in fact, I'm quiet a lot famous, and in the past, I agreed to a home visit, and that person, didn't recognize my name at first, until they met me face to face and immediately realized who I was, and where they were standing - my farm was in a rather famous movie, so it's easily recognized by anyone who has ever seen that movie, and that movie, it's a BIG movie, written by an even more famous than me Maine author, and while I write under a penname, my face is on my books, and I'm easy to recognize, and that last time I let someone into my home - they realized who I was, what my farm was, what movie I was connected to, and they ran to social media to tell their friends they had meet me, including to publicly post where I live... by the end of the week I had dozens of paparazzi and some 30,000 (yes thirty thousand - yes I am that famous) screaming fanboys from all over the country in my driveway and the local police had to send out 42 officers to try to deal with it - the mass influx of tens of thousands of trespassers did huge amounts of damage to my farm, my property, my crops, my cars... and resulted in the murder of all of my children.
To this day police don't know who killed them, just that it was likely a crazed fan who saw my home address posted online by some other fan.
With the police and FBI not knowing who murdered my family, I'm left unable to trust anyone.
Who can you trust, in a case like mine?
I've no family to turn to, they were murdered.
I've no friends, what few fans didn't chase away, got hased off after being suspects by the police and FBI.
That's why I'm crippled. That's why I'm alone. That's why I have post traumatic stress disorder.
You don't know what it's like, to have 10 children children murdered, their heads nailed to your front door, and than try to recover from that. And be left with police shrugging and saying all leads lead to dead ends.
And you, are left with a broken spine. Having to relearn how to walk, not even able to mourn your family being murdered, because you're injured so bad yourself, you're just trying to stay alive.
And than, after years of recovery and physical therapy, alongside years of police investigations, FBI investigations, and being left with no answers. The attackers still a mystery, who they are or why they did it, who are they, no one knows, what was their motive, no one knows.
To go from a large family, to being alone, like that, it's hell to live with. And no one understands. People pity you, feel sorry for you, and move on with their lives. While you are left alone. With no answers and no one to talk to because, everyone you would have talked to is now dead.
How many parents know the pain of a murdered child? Not many.
If you've not lived through it yourself, you can't even begin to understand it.
I'm sick of people's pity. I don't want your fucking pity.
I want a friend.
I'm tired of hoping there'll be someone out there who understands how I feel.
I like my privacy and thanks to the murder of my entire family, I'm a lot more famous now than I was back than, and social media was uncommon back than but now today everybody has it - that means the risk now is far greater than it was before, I don't want a repeat of that incident, those trespassers did several $million in damages to my farm and members of my family (now dead) were badly hurt, I don't want to go through something like that again, that's why I now have bodyguards and I don't let anyone near my land any more for any reason at all.
The fact remains:
* I didn't used to have PTSD.
* I didn't used to live alone.
* I used to have a family.
* My entire family was murdered.
* I've spent the past 5 years dealing with police and FBI and lawyers and court... and running into endless deadnends with police and FBI to this day, not knowing who crippled me or murdered my family.
You'll have to excuse me if I'm a little paranoid about people entering my home, but that's one of the side effects of having all your children murdered and police and FBI clueless as to who did it and suspecting that most likely it was a crazy fan who got my home adress off social media after another fan posted it there.
I like my privacy and I do NOT trust psycho-fans to respect it, because I have 4 decades of personal experience with the fact that fans have ZERO respect for the homes/property/pets/family of any famous person they are a fan of and they will ALWAYS run to social media to brag "OMG! Look who I met! Here's their address, go meet them too!"; yes I have become excessively, overly, paranoid about people getting near me, my family, my property, my cars, and my land, but there is a very good and well justified reason for it.
The very reason I no longer allow any one near my home, is the same reason I am now looking for a dog.
I'm tired of being alone, for years on end.
I couldn't go out and get a dog after it happened, I was too busy in the hospital being paralyzed, then then too busy relearning to walk, in between endless weeks of police and FBI interviews.
Now things have stabilized. I'm walking again, more or less; police and FBI come by less and less frequently as the leads grow ever colder. News reporters have more pressing things to talk about like Covid19 so no longer bug me endlessly for interviews.
Life goes back to normal... except, my family is dead and I'm disabled and alone.
I need someone to keep me company, as I am finding the loneliness of an empty home with a family that will never return, unbearable.
I suppose I should have been aware of the covid-19 issue, but, I rather preoccupied with dealing with both the murder of my family and recovering from 3 strangers beating me with golf clubs, so I was a little bit too busy to pay much attention to the news.
Yes, I would LIKE visitors, but experience has taught me that no one ever wants to be my friend. They always have a motive. They always want something.
So no, you can't come visit me.
Before I'll let you visit me, you need to prove I can trust you.
And for me to trust you, you first have to prove it wasn't YOU who killed my family.
Why should I trust YOU?
Can YOU prove, that YOU did not murder my family?
What evidence can YOU provide, to prove that YOU were not involved?
To everyone talking about gun reform after this weeks Colorado shooting, here my thoughts:
Mass shootings happen everywhere often, it's rare they make the news... for example ... in Lewiston Maine, exactly 2 hours BEFORE this shooting in Colorado, there was a shooting in Lewiston, Maine - it was not in the news - if I wasn't local, I wouldn't have known about it.
In America, there is an average of 300 mass shootings EACH AND EVERY DAY, as well as shootings of only 1 or 2 people occurring at a rate of more then 500 per day.
That mass shootings do not make news headlines more often, is the ONLY reason so many people are surprised.
An average of only 1 in every 2,000 shootings ever gets reported on national TV.
That YOU did not know this, simply shows that you are someone who does not pay attention to what goes on daily around you in your own home town and home state.
#That so many people are marveling at the mass shooting, simply tells me that the bulk of society has it's head shoved up their own asses and are too blind to see what it happening in their own town every day.
The ONLY time a mass shooting appears in the news is if:
* 1 - it was a school shooting done by a child
* 2 - it resulted in the death of a police officer
* 3 - the shooter was someone famous - and usually only if they are a sports player, while actors, authors, singers, especially rap singers, commit mass shootings on an alarmingly frequent basis, but usually football stars and basketball players are the only ones who make news headlines when they commit mass shooting
Some states, like California, Massachusetts, and Illinois, have so many mass shootings PER DAY, that the daily newspapers have a column that is titled: **"TODAY'S SHOOTINGS"** which is simply a list of street addresses and times. It item on the list reads like this: *"Shooting at 10:38AM on Main Street, 3 wounded, 2 dead."* These lists will often have 10 or 12 or more shootings, for EACH DAY!
(I worked for Guy Gannett news paper publishing firm for 21 years; they publish many large newspapers, including the Boston Globe)
#DAILY mass shootings are so common in some states, that the newspaper keeps a daily list of today's shootings!
Mass shootings are so common in Maine that I have both witnessed and captured on camera, more than 200 of them JUST since 2015.
March 2020 - 4 men with guns broke into my elderly neighbours house and gunned him down in his bed while he slept - it was not in the news - had the shooting not woken me up and I been standing in my driveway when the police took out his body I would not know it had happened.
February 14, 2019, my cousin was killed in a WalMart shooting in Scarborough, Maine - it was not in the news - I only know it happened because a family member died.
July 2013 - a different cousin was killed in another shooting - it was not in the news - had it not been a family member who died I wouldn't know it happened.
June 2001 another cousin was killed in another shooting - at the San Diego ComicCon - he was shot by a police officer - he was a by stander who got shot by a paranoid, racist police officer shooting at someone who it turned out did not have a gun and was just a black man wearing a hoodie walking by minding his own business - it was not in the news - had it not been a family member who died I wouldn't know it happened.
November 2015 and July 2016 - Scarbughouh WalMart was evacuated because a local white supremist group - a group of about 30 people armed with guns - "took over" the WalMart and started shooting at black and Muslim customers - I was one of the people being shot at because of how I dress, they mistook me as Muslim even though I was not - it was not in the news - had I not been a shopper in the store those 2 days and been one of the people being shot at, I would not know it had happened
In August 2016, there were 5 shootings in a single week in Old Orchard Beach, Maine... one involved a group of 70 people with guns driving through town shooting anyone they suspected of being gay - it was not in the news, I only know it happened because they shot 30 bullets into the front of my house and 50+ bullets into my neighbours house - they claimed I was a male to female transgender gay man even though I'm a natural born woman
My neighbour 2 houses down - a town counsel men of Old Orchard Beach - has had 7 FBI raids on his home the past 4 years - each time removing over 100 illegal assault rifles... he was charged with shooting 4 people in one of the gay shootings done by the group of 70+ people - he was not arrested and is still on the town counsel - had the state police and FBI officers not come to our house to tell us to stay inside during the raid, I would have known about it, because it was not in the news.
Between 2015 and 2021 - I have MORE THAN 100 local mass shootings here in Maine were CAUGHT ON CAMERA during my livestreams on Twitch - not one of them was on any news station.
Maine has one of the LOWEST crime rates in the country.
News stations rely on the police department to forward the reports of these shootings to them, so that the news reporters can reports on the shootings happening.
Gun reform will solve nothing. Because when all is said and done, a gun is nothing but a piece of scrap metal and on it's own all it can do is lay harmlessly on the ground.
A gun can harm no one, unless it is wielded by a dangerous person. The person, not the gun, is the problem.
A person who would shoot somebody, is STILL going to hurt people, even they did not have a gun. They would build a bomb, or wield a knife, or even a wooden fence post. If they want to cause harm, they will, gun or no gun.
Yes, a gun makes it easier for them to hurt more people at once, but take their guns away, and they will just find something else to hurt people with. EVERYTHING is dangerous in their hands because THEY THE PERSON is dangerous.
I live in Maine - the place in the world that has more guns per person than anywhere else on the planet - Maine has just under 2 million residents, and just over 17million leally registered guns and estimated another 5million illegal guns.
Maine is a wild forest region, 3/4s of the population NEED their guns to survive, because they eat deer, moose, squirrel, fox, coywolf, fisher, duck, turkey - every day, and without their guns, their families would starve to death.
Most gun owners ARE responsible people and are NOT running around shooting people.
Look at Maine, Everyone wears fur coats, where do you think the fur came from? It's -40F on a good day. Everyone here in Maine wears furs, because if we didn't, we would freeze to death.
Bear attacks happen daily. Groups of 20 to 50 coywolves gang up on children and tear them to shreds ... here in Maine, you NEED a gun, just go outside and NOT be torn apart by mountain lions, wolves, bear, or coywolves.
Guns keep people alive, warm, and feed, far more often, than guns hurt or kill. There's a lot of people who NEED guns to stay alive, to feed their families, to protect their families.
In the hands of a responsible person a gun is a tool of survival, not a weapon.
Only dangerous people, who would kill even without a gun, make guns a dangerous weapon.
Guns are not the problem - dangerous people are.
Gun reform is NOT the answer.
All gun reform is going to do is punish people who obey the law.
But people who use guns to kill, are not law abiding citizens, so, gun reform will not affect them, because they don't obey laws anyways.
People who use guns to kill, don't care about laws, so changing laws WILL NOT STOP THEM!
If they cared about obeying the law, they wouldn't being killing people in the first place.
My family, we are not white, and THAT is why my family has seen so many mass shootings, because every single mass shooting listed above, was done by a dangerous person, so blinded by racist hate that they felt the need to kill non-whites.
Racism is the problem.
Guns are only dangerous in the hands of haters, racists, and bigots.
But you people obsessing over the Colorado shooting, you act like mass shootings are rare... ad they are NOT... mass shooting happen all the time, they just don't get reported on very often.
We need better awareness to how often mass shootings happen.
it's not gun reform we need - we need police officers willing to do their jobs and #1 arrest the shooters not just take their guns away and #2 tell the news stations how often these near weekly mass shootings happen so the news can report on HOW OFTEN these events happen
#Awareness of how often mass shootings occur and don't get reported on by the news is what is needed
Maybe, if you stopped focusing on self and paid attention to something other than yourself for a change, you'd notice how vastly common gun crime is.
Don't rely on the news media to tell you the whole truth. They tell you pieces of the truth, and only as much of the truth as they think you want to hear, and only than, if they think it'll boost their ratings.
The daily mass shootings of Chicago are rarely in the news, because they happen so often, so many of them every day, that they are deemed "TOO BORING" to be news worthy.
The daily mass shootings of Boston are likewise, rarely in the news, because it's usually gang related and when was the last time you saw the news media report on anything the Mafia did?
The weekly mass shootings of Maine are almost never in the news, because no one in the lower 48 gives 2 shits about Maine.
If it isn't going to bring views or increase ratings, the news station isn't going to cover it, no matter what it is, including, and not limited to, mass shootings.
Gun reform is NOT going to fix the problem.
Responsible gun owners are already obeying the current gun laws.
Gun reform, is ONLY going to punish, responsible people, for things they would never do.
Mass shootings are committed by people who do obey gun laws, so changing gun laws, WILL NOT prevent mass shootings.
People who commit mass shootings, rarely buy their guns legally, so changing laws regarding gun sales, will NOT keep guns out of their hands.
What we need is NOT gun reform, wat we NEED is HONEST NEWS REPORTING.
We NEED news stations who report on ACTUAL daily news.
If people KNEW how many mass shootings occur **EVERY DAY, in ALL 50 STATES**, they would know who truly pointless and a waste of time a resources, gun reform is.
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I stream on Twitch, YouTube, FaceBook, and Twitter. I have no pre-planned schedule for which site I will go live on. I do NOT multi-stream on multiple sites at once, so if I am live on one, I am not live on the other 3. (The FaceBook one will say "Video Unavailable" when not live.)
NOTE: Chat is set to emote only on my Twitch channel and my personal contact information has been removed from my website and every place else, due to the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of false reports of "information", along with vile hateful memes about the murder of my family being sent to me by trolls who think mocking the murder of my family is funny.
FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the of the April 10, 2015 kidnapping of my 12 children by 14 Ku Klux Klan men who invaded our home and the subsequent May 15, 2015 murder of 10 of the 12 whom had their heads nailed to my front door. If you have information about the case, give it to him not me. He can be reached @ +1-(207)-774-9322
Vanilla Avallac'h vs Modded Avallac'h
If you are Mormon, Mason, Jewish, or Zoroastrian, take a close look at his gambeson and see what you see. If you are Mormon, Mason, Jewish, or Zoroastrian, you'll see it and you'll know exactly what it means. On the other hand if you are a Gentile or an Infidel, you won't have a clue.
>>Both images on the left from May 2018, the 1st Avallac'h Playthrough
Vanilla Avallac'h has black hair and eyebrows turned grey, and has an appalling LOD of 5 and draw distance of 7, and has no hairworks effects, no wind effects, and while his 3d model & texture files have wrinkles, scars, bruises, bug bites, moles, and veins, you can't see them on the vanilla settings.
Also while Avallac'h's clothen had a RedCloth file, it had very low grade settings/pollies causing the details of the cloth weave, seam stitches, and embroidery to be blurry.
Vanilla Avallac'h has pupils that react to light, like all other characters in the game.
>>Both images on the right from September 15, 2020, the 3rd Avallac'h Playthrough
Modded Avallac'h has a 5,000 LOD and draw distance, resulting in wrinkles, scars, bruises, bug bites, moles, and veins on his skin can now be seen. This also revealed that he has a fine scar down the side of his nose and one over his eyebrow, both were not visible at all with the vanilla LOD settings.
Hairworks and wind effects have been added to his hair.
While we are talking about his hair... notice that he wears payot. If you don't know what payot are or why a man would have them... Google will help you. It brands him as Hasidic.
His hair and eyebrows are changed to blond (as described in the novels), his skin has been lightened several shades (again to match novel descriptions), and he has new texture files for his eyes to make them pale ice aquamarine with pink pupils, as described in the novels.
Modded Avallac'h has pupils that are frozen into tiny pinpricks and never grow or retract with light changes, matching the information we were told about him having suffered severe nerve damage which caused him to have tiny frozen pupils that did not react to light.
Because the file which changes a character's pupils, is NOT connected to their eye file, but rather is connected to their shadow file and changes not only the size and shape of pupils in different lights, it also changes the shadows on their face, and changes the intensity of their makeup.
The result of changing this file, is that shadows on Avallac'h's face are now fainter and his vanilla very dark eyeshadow is now many shades much lighter.
This results in a bright highlight on his cheekbones, making them much paler, and has caused an illusion that his cheekbones are even sharper than before, even though no change was made to his 3D model bone structure... i is simply a result of less shadow below his cheekbones with brighter highlight over them, and fewer shadows around his eyes.
I increased the depth of Avallac'h's RedCloth file (edited the 3D model to make ridged details a deeper depth) and increased settings/pollies causing the details of the cloth weave, seam stitches, and embroidery to be much sharper and more noticable, making the cloth look more real.
And speaking of the cloth looking more real... if you are a Gentile or an Infidel, you won't have a clue what it was I mentioned earlier, so let me point it out... on the beast of his gambeson, right over the nipple, there are slash marks that are stitched into a very specific pattern/design... this marks Avallac'h as a very high ranking priest, one who has access to the deepest, inner circles of the Temple, on par with The Levite in the Bible, it also tells us that he is a virgin and living celibate lifestyle because of his religious rank.
On their own, the slash marks do not identify a specific religion, but one of 5 religions. However, that, with the payot, and the fact that he covers his head when going outside, brands him as a Hasidic Jew.
We further know that in the novels, ALL Elves are Jewish, and the masque of the Elves during the Human invasion, was an outright retelling of the Holocaust, and Avallac'h spoke an ancient dialect of Hebrew and was unable to understand most Humans as he spoke none of the common tongues.
Raise your hand if you ACTUALLY KNOW what Manna is? Sephiroth? Sackcloth and ashes? Golems? The Tree of Life? The Pentagram? Tzitzit? Are you able to explain ANY of those things and what they are, when you encounter them in quests in the game?
Can you explain WHY Geralt meditates on a prayer rug facing East?
Explain to me WHY after her grandmother dies, Ciri shreds her cloths, starts wearing sackcloth, and rolls her golden blond hair in ashes to turn it into dreadlocks, resulting her becoming known as "the ashen haired maid"?
When the game shows you Avallac'h naked in Kaer Morhen, can you read the Hebrew writing tattoo across his chest and abdomen? Do you know what the symbols on his tattoos mean?
After having watched more than 5,000 playthroughs of Witcher 3 on Twitch, I'm continually amazed at how few people ever recognize the plethora of openly Jewish characters and miss the HUNDREDS of Holocaust reference easter eggs that flood every segment of the game.
And now that the books are becoming popular, after 40 years of being ignored by the bulk of society... it likewise amazes me, how many people are so clueless about the Holocaust and what happened to the Jews in Poland, that they read the Witcher novels with blind eyes, and completely miss that the Gnomes and Elves are blatantly Jewish, while the Humans are blatantly Nazi, and the mass murder of millions of Jewish Gnomes and Elves at the hands of their Nazi Human invaders, is an outright retelling of the events of real world history.... of that happened just 80 years ago.
Our world is in a pitiful state if the so recent mass murder of 20 million is so easily forgotten, so soon.
If you know nothing about the Holocaust, you REALLY shouldn't play this game or read the novels it was based on, because you'll completely miss the message they send. It'll go right over your head.
Spend a year or two doing some massive research into the Holocaust, especially what happened in Poland, and THEN play the game and read the novels, and THEN remember that the author who created this: was a Polish Jew who as a small child, saw his friends and family murdered, and then you'll understand why he wrote what he wrote.
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UPDATE March 17, 2021: Another death. Waiting for a coffin to be delivered. Funeral the 21st. Unlikely to be streaming for a few weeks.
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Update: March 27, 2021: It's not even been a week since the funeral, and now there is another death and another funeral.
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UPDATE April 5, 2021: There are still no streams, as, we've now a another (a 3rd) funeral to prepare for.
And that is now 3 deaths in our family, in the past 2 weeks.
This 3rd death hits hard, because it was Pippi.
Our family has now had 13 deaths since March 2020.
April 10, 2015, 12 children were kidnapped.
May 15, 2015, the heads of 10 of them were nailed to my door.
August 24, 2020, one was found still alive. he was just 4 years old when she was kidnapped, but she remembered us, even though 5 years had passed.
August 25, 2020, Pippi came home, but her condition was not well. She had been tortured the entirety of the 5 years she had been held hostage. She was missing limbs and covered with scars, had broken bones many years not set, and suffered serious damage to many of her internal organs. That she was alive at all, in her condition, was a miracle. Doctors had little hope of her survival and she was sent home with Hospice care.
Pippi had cancer in her eye and needed surgery for it, which she was scheduled to have, shortly before she was kidnapped.
In the years they had her, not only did they torture her, but her cancer went untreated and spread to her brain.
By the time she was returned to us, her cancer had reached an inoperable state, so we knew she did not have much time left.
Had her cancer been treated, back when she was a toddler, she probably would have reach adulthood.
She died only 8 months after her return.
Another child, to cry out from the grave, for Etiole's vengeance upon her murderers. Another victim of evil men, who will stoop to no ends, to bury the crimes they committed 50 years ago. Drug lords. Opium growers. Heroine dealers. Selling little girls 4 to 8 years old for sex to priests. They only care about money.
All hail the mighty tourist ass. Millions come to Old Orchard Beach every year, for one thing and one thing only: heroine. They sell their drugs to the tourists under the pier and off the balconies of that giant motel. Than drag little girls to the bedrooms of the condominiums on Smithwheel Road, behind the school. And any child who dares open their mouth and beg for help, gets tossed in the GooseFare Brooke Ravine.
Bastard drug lords. They've been doing this for 50 years, and the town hall and the police department, turn a blind eye to it, because they get paid $6million a year to not report it to the newspapers, when the body of another child washes down the ravine, into the gulley to be spit out in the ocean. No fewer than 5 bodies are found every summer, but how often does it get in the news?
The corruption of this fucking town needs to end.
Yet another dead at the hands of these criminals who run our town.
How long will the residents continue to turn a blind eye to what is happening in our town.
How many more children will you let them kill, before you stand up to them?
Another child is dead and no one in this town cares. So long as they get their money from the tourists. The blood of another murdered child screams from the graves, begging for justice. Tick tock, tick tock, so begins, yet another of Etiole's 7 year clocks.
This is why there were no/to few streams from May 2020 until now.
May 2020, after 4 years of not hearing from them at all, the FBI returned with a lead, which led to Pip's discovery a few weeks later in August.
Because of the nature of the situation, I could not talk about it, to tell you why streams had stopped.
The kidnappers, were enraged that we had recovered Pip, and that is when the attacks started up again on my home and family September 2020.
Pip's condition continued to grow worse, and she died April 5, 2021.
She was only 10 years old.
This is what it means, to not be white in America.
White men, won't even give a child the chance to grow up.
This is what white people do, to none white families like mine.
We are Gypsies with Jewish blood, for that alone we are hunted like animals.
What the men of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, did to my family, will never be forgotten or forgiven.
#If you have any information on the kidnappers or the murders...
#FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the of the April 10, 2015 kidnapping of my 12 children by 14 Ku Klux Klan men who invaded our home and the subsequent May 15, 2015 murder of 10 of the 12 whom had their heads nailed to my front door. If you have information about the case, give it to him not me. He can be reached @ +1-(207)-774-9322
Have you forgot the extent of the damage these people did, all because, they wanted to dig up my land and removed bodies buried there, before my house builders found that barrel of bones?
Have you forgotten that 7 town hall workers, 5 public works men, a blond woman, her bald son, and her red haired sister Kendra, and 14 police officers, all lead by a man they referred to as "Mark who needs no last name" were the ones
I name every one of them, except for the ring leaders: blond woman, her bald son, her sister Kendra, and her husband "Mark who needs no last name". I don't know who those 4 are. I'd never seen any of them, other than the Kendra woman before, and I only knew her fro her attacks beating me up at Panera in 2009, 2010, and 2013.
I can name every one of the others, because all I have to do is go to the Old Orchard Beach town hall and police department website, and their are their faces.
With the exception of blond woman, her bald son, her sister Kendra, and her husband "Mark who needs no last name", every one else involved was government official who works for the state of Maine vis the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall, the Old Orchard Beach Police Department, or the Old Orchard Beach Public Works.
And what exactly did they do?
August 8, 2013 they drove a backhoe over my house. That same backhoe drove over my previous house on the same land April 2007. That same backhoe drove over my poultry barn and horse stables July 2001. July 2001 was the first attack.
March 2015 was the the massive attack, with an entire fleet of trucks, and drove over the Church of the Holy Rhinstone, a church that stood on my land, my garage which is why I no longer have a garage to put my car in, my 2 sheds both of which had my tractors and other garden/crop machinery in them at the time. And of course the razing of the land, the cutting down of the apple orchard - the VERY apple orchard planted in 1530 that this town was named after... he actual "old orchard" of Old Orchard Beach... the very original trees - huge massive apple trees over 400 years old. The grape vineyards, the cherry trees, the pears trees.
April 10, 2015, they returned, 4 police officer held me a gun point, while 10 other police officers held my children down with long poles with metal wire strangle loops on the end, and beat their faces in with cinder block bricks, knocking out every one of their teeth, breaking their jaws... POLICE OFFICERS DID THAT... while men they referred to as "Mark who needs no last name" and "Dan" stood there and told the police officers what to do, how to beat them, while "Mark who needs no last name" boldly bragged that he paid the Old Orchard Beach police $6million dollars to do this.
May 15, 2015... the heads, hands, feet, and intestines of my children were nailed to my door. Later that same day police officer W. W. came to my home begging for forgiveness and claimed that men he referred to only as "Mark and Dan" were holding his beloved mother-in-law hostage and torturing her, and he helped in the April 10, 2015 attack, only to save her life and get her back. He claimed he had no prior knowledge of what was going to happen, claiming that he'd been told they were only going to "scare" us. He said he had not expected anyone to get hurt, he had not known my children would be tortured and kidnapped, he had not known they were going to be murdered. He said he was scared for his life and lives of his family. And he said: "They form a small army, our department doesn't have enough man power to stop them, and every one in this town is too scared to fight back. You don't know what's going on. And I think they mixed you up with someone else. They didn't know you were the owner of this land. They didn't know that was your motorhome. They thought someone else owned this place. It wasn't even your family they were after. You were the wrong target. You don't know who these people are. What they've done to our families. This is the actual Mafia. The real deal. I'm so sorry. This is the address they sent us to. But they had a different name as the owner. This wasn't supposed to happen. They were after someone else. I'm so sorry. I couldn't let my family died. And now yours is dead instead. This wasn't supposed to happen."
June 19, 2016... I did a very specific livestream. You see... A., D., B., and T. in the 1970s and 1980s, were in the habit of dragging big black trash bags into the forest, crossing my land to do it, and dumping those bags into the Goosefare Brook Ravine. In 1983, 3 snuck into Etiole's swamp and planted 3 acres of Marijuana. Someone found it and called the police, I don't know who... it was Maine's largest drug raid for decades. Many, many millions in plants where dug up and removed from Etiole's swamp. A few weeks later A, & D,s 10 year old daughter ran into my yard, touched my car on a dare from other children - the 1964 Dodge 330 former Old Orchard Beach police car, known by Stephen King fans as the REAL Christine, The World's Most Haunted Car... than jumped her bike, and sped down the road, as fast as she could, head on into a car coming the other way. She died instantly, he brain shattered all over the end of my driveway, and her mother A responded by the Battle of 458 - the biggest mass shooting ever in Maine history, that ended up with 3 Gypsy clans and 2 police departments, in a shoot out between 70+ adults all armed with guns. One of my cousins, an 8 year old boy, standing 3 feet from me, had his eye shot out by one of the bullets. While A ran around the street screaming: "FOUR! FIVE! EIGHT!" than shot another child.
"FOUR! FIVE! EIGHT!" than shoot another child.
"FOUR! FIVE! EIGHT!" than shoot another child.
THOSE are the 31 children, whose bones were sawed up and tossed into the GooseFare Brook Ravine... yes, that DOES mean, police officers KNEW those children were there and covered it up. And I witnessed that entire event.
And THAT is WHY... when police officers murdered my family in 2015, I did a livestream, walking to the ravine, to show the world, where those bones were... because I'm sick and tired of the police corruption in this fucking town, and those sawed up bones of 31 children are PROOF of what this town government is like.... as are the heads of my children that were nailed to my door.
At the end of The Battle of 4-5-8... A. took 2 gas cans and poured them all over the big dome house, than set a match to it, and no one knew, why when she did her brother B., started running, jumped in his robin egg blue truck and backed down the driveway, hit Portland Ave doing 70 and didn't stop driving until the high speed chase caught him in CT... oh but we knew before he was out of sight, why he started running... the dome house went up like Hiroshima into a mushroom cloud that could be seen across the entire state... turns out there was a Meth lab in that house.
June 19, 2016... the livestream of the bones went viral, it's what made my YouTube channel suddenly explode overnight... and police officer W.W. upset, by the fact that, the livestream included the entire police call and response, and that response was to laugh and do nothing... fed up with the corruption in his department, he forwarded that livestream VOD to the FBI, and the FBI arrived in Old Orchard Beach, to dig up the Reclaim Blueberry Plains, and all hell broke lose in this town, as most of the police officers suddenly found themselves arrested. An entire new police force from out of state was brought in to replace the long time officers who had proven they could be trusted to uphold the law. Many town hall officials and public works employees also found themselves arrested by the FBI.
June 26, 2016... barely a week later... the blond woman and the red haired Kendra woman showed up at my workplace, Scarborough WalMart, and tried to kill me, yet again... these are the same 2 woman who attacked me with golf clubs at Southern Maine Community College November 14, 2013... they left dead in 2013, I was paralized for 5 months. It took me 18 months to relearn to walk. I was out of the wheel chair, and I was without a walker, I was without a cane. I had almost fully covered from their November 14, 2013 attack with golf clubs... June 26, 2016, this time they attacked with shopping carts, and I'm now crippled for the rest of my life. They shattered 3 vertebra this time and it can't be operated on. I had to relearn to walk a second time, and I'm not yet recovered now in 2021. In 2013 they drove away in the 4 door white pickup truck. In 2016 they drove away in a gold Volvo SUV station wagon.
That blond woman and her red haired Kendra sister, they are wanted by the FBI for attempted murder of me and they are also wanted in questioning for being suspected of also being the murderers of my children.
I don't know who these 2 women are.
The blond woman shows up my driveway frequently, screaming and yelling, sometime accompanied by a small child, about 5 years old, that she pulls behind her in a red radio flyer wagon. She looks to be about 60 or 70. She often wears a denim button down shirt and jeans. She's prone to yelling at passing cars, while pointing up my driveway, and saying: "There's EelKat, she tried to kill my husband."
I've never tried to kill anyone, so accusation is baffling at best.
She seems to think I know who she is, and has made the claim, that "I was that brat in school"... the red haired Kendra woman, sometimes with her, claims to be her sister, also appears to be 60 to 70 and also seems to think I know who she is, and frequently says: "You bullied me in school, but no more, I'm Kendra SilverMander it's my turn to shine."
They BOTH make the claim they went to school with me, and yet, I never went to school, a well documented fact... because I'm the child the FBI rescued what the news media called "Maine's House of Horrors". I was locked in a cage when I was 8 years old. I was let out on Sundays, to go to church, and not allowed to speak or make eye contact with anyone, and this was only done infrequently, whenever church goers asked what happened to that girl you had". I was 31 years old when the FBI arrived, because of Heaven's Gate having killed 39 people, and my uncle being one of the members and self proclaiming himself as the leader of Heaven's Gate after Applewhite's death. The FBI was investigating the murder of 39 people in California, and had no idea they'd find children in cages in Maine as a result.
So you see, when the blond woman and her Kendra sister, make the claim they went to school with me and I was the class bully who beat them up, this is easily proven false, because the time period when I should have been in school, I was locked in a cage, being tortured by my sadistic uncle Bruce.
Also, they are in their late 60s to mid 70s... making them older than my parents, so how could I have been in school with them, even if I had gone to school? At best I would have been starting pre-school the year they would have been graduating high school.
These things they say about school, only further agrees with what police officer W. W. said May 15, 2015, when he made the claim, they had gotten me mixed up with someone else.
July 2016, a month after the shopping cart attack... yet another Old Orchard Beach police officer arrived, this one accompanied by 2 Biddeford officers, who had been former OOB officers... these 3 officers, had a vastly eye opening story to tell me.
They had been called to Old Orchard Beach, to my farm, to arrest me, a call made to them, by a man named Mark, whom one of these officers, claimed was his brother in law. This Biddeford officer, said he requested to transfer ot of Old Orchard Beach department years ago, because his sister (whom he claimed he suspected, but could not prove was the blond woman whom had attacked me at WalMart) was quote "trying to control the town" he said "treats Old Orchard Beach like a dynasty, thinks she's a duchess, has severe mental disorders, and thought she could buy the police department". He went on to say, she got in with the real Mafia years ago and went to her head, and now she thinks she IS the Mafia and most of Old Orchard Beach's business owners, especially the motel owners are scared shitless of her, because they believe her claim to be Mafia. He went on to say, she's not Mafia, but she's good at convincing people she is and stated "I wouldn't murder beyond her. She'd do it just to prove she is Mafia." He said he transferred out of OOB department to Biddeford department because he was fed up with how easy it was for her to get every officer to do anything she asked. He said "the corruption in that department runs deep; don't cross her or any officer she controls; they WILL kill you and every around you. You don't know who her husband is. He doesn't just control that town, he controls half the state."
What he was telling me was bizarre on extremes, but even more bizarre was the live feed radio call, that he had me listen too, as it was happening, on my farm in Old Orchard, while I was at my dad's house in Biddeford.
He said: "The Old Orchard Department called me, asked me to come over here. Buddy Will wanted to prove you were not in Old Orchard and that Mark has you mixed up with someone else. That fucking bastard is crying wolf and trying to frame you, we can prove it right now. We are fucking fed up WolfBoy."
He turned on his radio, so I could hear. A what I heard... a man whose voice I do not recognize, yelling at a Officer W.W. and saying:
"That is Wendy, arrest her now! That is EelKat. She tried to kill me."
While officer W.W. and another officer, told the man: "his isn't Wendy. We have officers with her right now. Who tried to kill you? Wendy? Or THIS woman right here?"
"This woman right here! This is EelKat I tell you! Arrest her! What do you think I pay you for! You aren't allow to defy me! I own this town! You are my slaves. I command you to arrest her!"
W.W.: "This isn't EelKat. This isn't Wendy. I've known her for years. And right now, she's on the other side of the state. With 3 officers, listening to you right now. You are NOT the law. We've had it with you. You don't own me. And you've mixed her up with someone else. You've been harassing the wrong damned person. You dare call us about Wendy ever again, and I will personally arrest you for false reports, than I'll tell them everything. You'll never see the outside a prison for the rest of your life when I get done with you. You fucking leave this woman alone. You destroyed her life, because you couldn't tell her apart from someone else."
I used to aqua jog, mountain climb, horseback riding, and I hiked 13 miles a day. And in the blink of an eye, that lifestyle was taken away, and every day was struggle, just to sit up and breath, with no hope of ever walking again. I defied doctors. It's been 8 years and I can move around the house by holding on to things and I now can walk again, at the moment only short distances outside with a cane, and the hope is to continue to improve. I still have a long road of recovery ahead. But I'm walking again, something that 8 years ago, doctors said would never happen.
My farm was razed.
My family was murdered.
I was 5 months paralysed, and had to relearn to walk. It was 8 years ago and I'm not yet fully recovered due to 3 inoperable vertebrae and hip dysplasia. November 14, 2013, 10PM, at WalMart, while putting bags of groceries in the back seat of my car, I was attacked by 3 rapists armed with metal golf clubs, who left me parallelized, in a wheel chair, broken spine, broken hip, broken pelvis, broken knees, serve nerve damage to my left side limiting the use of my left hand, my bladder incontinent from nerve damage, they left me for dead, and I had doctors telling me I would never walk again.
There's more that has happened. A lot more. The thousands of gallons of sewage they pumped into my motorhome in 2015. The cats. the Ptarmagin cats. World famous groups of cats. You remember them. If so, you remember what these people did to those cats. Poisoned. All dead the same day. 12 cats. Dead to what the vet described as: "enough poison to kill a great dane". My horse, she had her head beat in with a rock. My bantam roosters... 70 pet roosters, hung by their necks in rope nooses in my rose bushes.
All because this man, this mystery Mark, whose last name seems to be known to the police but is still unknown to me and man whom I've never seen or met - he keeps his face covered whenever he shows up... mistook me for someone else... and police officers and town hall workers and public work employees.
Welcome to Old Orchard Beach... this is NOT the way life should be, you know it.
What these people did to me, should never have happened, and according to the police, it's been happening for 50+ years to hundreds of people, hundreds of families, in this town, and every one is too scare to talk about it or fight back to stop it. That NEEDS to change.
The corruption in our town, needs to stop... but it won't end, until every last person who is being harassed by these people stand up, put their foot down, and say enough is enough, we ain't gonna take this any more.
We the people of Old Orchard Beach need to take back our town.
NOTE: Chat is set to emote only on my Twitch channel and my personal contact information has been removed from my website and every place else, due to the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of false reports of "information", along with vile hateful memes about the murder of my family being sent to me by trolls who think mocking the murder of my family is funny.
FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the of the April 10, 2015 kidnapping of my 12 children by 14 Ku Klux Klan men who invaded our home and the subsequent May 15, 2015 murder of 10 of the 12 whom had their heads nailed to my front door. If you have information about the case, give it to him not me. He can be reached @ +1-(207)-774-9322
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I am a Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, and am trained and authorized to spiritual guidance and counseling in a religious ministry capacity. I am also trained and authorized to perform weddings, funerals, christenings, blessings, and exorcisms.
I am a Voodoo Priestess of the rank of Medsen Fey Marija Loa to Damballa Weddo as well as the High Priestess of the Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine and a professional Necromancer for hire.
In other words I am a Card Reader, Conjure Worker, and Hoodoo Rootworker or what White Americans commonly (and incorrectly) refer to as a "Gypsy Fortune Teller" and/or "Voodoo Witch Doctor" or as some Europeans call me "a wizard".
USA Law therefore requires I have a Code of Ethics and Conduct for my practice.
The success of my business is dependent on the trust and confidence I earn from my employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else. I gain credibility by adhering to my commitments, displaying honesty and integrity and reaching company goals solely through honorable conduct. It is easy to say what I must do, but the proof is in my actions. Ultimately, I will be judged on what I do.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I conduct all of my activities professionally and with integrity. I take great care to be completely objective in my judgement and any recommendations that I give, so that issues are never influenced by anything other than the best and proper interests of my clients.
When considering any action, it is wise to ask: will this build trust and credibility for EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network? Will it help create a working environment in which I, as an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, can succeed over the long term? Is the commitment I am making one I can follow through with? The only way I will maximize trust and credibility is by answering “yes” to those questions and by working everyday to build my trust and credibility.
We all deserve to work in an environment where I am treated with dignity and respect. As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I am committed to creating such an environment because it brings out the full potential in each of us, which, in turn, contributes directly to my business success. I cannot afford to let anyone’s talents go to waste.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I am committed to providing a workplace that is free of discrimination of all types from abusive, offensive or harassing behavior. Any employee, customer, client, investor, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else who feels harassed or discriminated against should report the incident to EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network through the human resources department.
At The Space Dock 13 Network everyone should feel comfortable to speak his or her mind, particularly with respect to ethics concerns. Managers have a responsibility to create an open and supportive environment where employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else feel comfortable raising such questions. We all benefit tremendously when employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else exercise their power to prevent mistakes or wrongdoing by asking the right questions at the right times.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I will investigate all reported instances of questionable or unethical behavior. In every instance where improper behavior is found to have occurred, the company will take appropriate action. I will not tolerate retaliation against employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else who raise genuine ethics concerns in good faith.
For your information, The Space Dock 13 Network’s whistleblower policy is as follows:
Employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else are encouraged, in the first instance, to address such issues with their managers or the HR manager, as most problems can be resolved swiftly. If for any reason that is not possible or if an employee, customer, client, investor, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else is not comfortable raising the issue with his or her manager or HR, as an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I run The Twighlight Manor Press, The Church of the Holy Rhinestone, and Laughing Gnome Hollow and the rest of The Space Dock 13 Network, with an open-door policy and they can come directly to me with this issue.
Management has the added responsibility for demonstrating, through their actions, the importance of this Code. In any business, ethical behavior does not simply happen; it is the product of clear and direct communication of behavioral expectations, modeled from the top and demonstrated by example. Again, ultimately, my actions are what matters.
To make this Code work, managers must be responsible for promptly addressing ethical questions or concerns raised by employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else and for taking the appropriate steps to deal with such issues. Managers should not consider employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else’ ethics concerns as threats or challenges to their authority, but rather as another encouraged form of business communication. At The Space Dock 13 Network, I want the ethics dialogue to become a natural part of daily work.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus my commitment to integrity begins with complying with laws, rules and regulations where I do business. Further, each of me must have an understanding of the company policies, laws, rules and regulations that apply to my specific roles. If I am unsure of whether a contemplated action is permitted by law or The Space Dock 13 Network policy, I strive to seek the advice from the resource expert. I am responsible for preventing violations of law and for speaking up if I see possible violations.
Because of the nature of my business (religious, spiritual, occult, and magic arts), some legal requirements warrant specific mention here.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I always conduct my own services honestly and honourably, and expect my clients and suppliers to do the same. My advice, strategic assistance and the methods imparted through my training, take proper account of ethical considerations, together with the protection and enhancement of the moral position of my clients and suppliers.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus I will become aware of the laws of the county, state, province, or nation in which I am practicing religious leadership and magic arts. I strive to conform to those laws in my practice as an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker.
Obeying the law, both in letter and in spirit, is the foundation on which my ethical standards are built. In conducting of any business, I shall comply with applicable governmental laws, rules and regulations at all levels of government in the United States and in any non-U.S. jurisdiction in which I do business. Although I am not expected to know the details of these laws, it is important to know enough about the applicable local, state and national laws to determine when to seek advice from local authorities, lawmakers, court houses, code enforcement officers, supervisors, town managers or any other appropriate personnel.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I dedicate myself to providing compassionate and competent services. Within the scope of my knowledge, training, and experience, Il serve all my clients to the best of my abilities, regardless of their race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, or country of national origin.
IT IS THE POLICY OF MY BUSINESS NOT TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST EMPLOYEES, CLIENTS, READERS, SHAREHOLDERS, DIRECTORS, CUSTOMERS OR SUPPLIERS ON ACCOUNT OF RACE, COLOR, AGE, SEX, SEXUAL ORIENTATION, LIFESTYLE, RELIGION, GENDER IDENTITY, CULTURE, ETHNICITY, POLITICAL PARTY, OR NATIONAL ORIGIN EXCEPT AS MAY BE REQUIRED BY APPLICABLE LAW. ALL OF SUCH PERSONS SHALL BE TREATED WITH DIGNITY AND RESPECT AND THEY SHALL NOT BE UNREASONABLY INTERFERED WITH IN THE CONDUCT OF THEIR DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus in accordance with Maine State Law, I do not provide my services to anyone under the age of 18.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus in accordance with Maine State Law, all magical & spiritual services provided and products offered are sold as curios for entertainment purposes only; I make no claims for their efficacy. There is no guarantee with any service I offer, as there are no guarantees with magic, spirits, or Fae.
No state in America allows any spiritual practitioner or magic user to guarantees results and any practitioner to does should ever be trusted as they are not working in accordance with the law. My services come only with the promise that they will be performed to the best of my ability, but I can not make any promises regarding the actual end results. All purchases of a spiritual or magical nature are Non-Refundable.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I strive represent myself to the public with a standard of professionalism. I am be honest and upright in my dealings with clients and colleagues, even though many find my blunt, brutal honesty to be rude and cold-hearted. I have Autism, you came to the wrong place if you were seeking someone who only tells you want you want to hear. I encourage others to maintain this standard.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus I will respect the personal rights of my clients, colleagues, and other professionals. I will safeguard the privacy of my clients and I will not slander, misrepresent, or make comparisons in a negative manner toward my competitors, colleagues, or fellow religious leaders and magic workers. I strive to maintain the highest standards of decency, fairness and integrity in all operations. Likewise, I am dedicated to protecting my readers', clients', customers', consumers' and online visitors' privacy.
HOWEVER: You give up that right the moment you cross the line and take part in harassment, bullying, defamation, libel, and slander. If you are a bully, your information WILL be made public. I have a ZERO TOLERANCE for bullies policy.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus I will continue to study, apply, and advance my knowledge and understanding of divination, Voodoo, Conjure Worker, Necromancy, Faerie Faith, Hoodoo Rootwork and related fields. I ever strive to become more proficient in my practices in order to better serve my clients.
Please remember that I am not a Psychic nor a Fortune Teller, if you are confused about that, please take the time to buy a dictionary and read it. Learn what words mean before you start calling me something I am not. Gypsy is a RACE not a career or lifestyle. Psychic readings and fortune tellings are a Romani tradition, not a Gypsy tradition.
Gypsies are NOT Romani.
Romani are NOT Gypsies.
Gypsies are of Persian/ Iran descent and settled first in Scotland and later in Egypt (thus the name Gypsy). Romani are of Indian descent and settled in Spain. Travellers are of Italian descent and settled in Ireland.
The Gypsies descended from Persian Magi (yes, the Wise Men of the Bible), thus the tradition of magic arts. There are many magic arts practiced by Gypsies. Psychic readings and fortune tellings are only two of the many hundreds of types of magic arts practiced by Gypsies. Most Gypsies DO NOT practice magic and it is HIGHLY UNUSUAL to find a REAL Gypsy with real Gypsy DNA who does either psychic readings or fortune tellings.
If someone is claiming to be a Gypsy and either a psychic or fortune teller, beware and steer clear, they are likely scam artists. Psychic readings and fortune tellings are Romani traditions, not Gypsy traditions. No REAL Romani will ever call themselves a Gypsy and no REAL Gypsy will ever practice Romany magic arts. No psychic or fortune teller who claims to be a "Gypsy" should ever be trusted.
I am not a Romani, I m a Gypsy, and therefor I do not practice Romani traditions.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, when a client's requirements are outside my scope of spiritual practice or area of specialization, I will notify him or her of such. If possible, I will recommend another practitioner with qualifications in that area of spiritual practice or specialization.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus if I believe that a client may be in need of mental health evaluation or care, medical examination or treatment, or legal advice or services, I will refer her or him to a qualified professional or agency. If necessary I will postpone my services until I am assured that he or she is receiving competent mental health, medical, or legal services.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus I will not misrepresent myself or my services while advertising. I will not make promises, guarantees, or claims of results that are false in order to increase interest in my advertisements.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus I will not attempt to conceal my contact methods from the public. In addition to a contact name, my advertising materials will contain at least one of the following valid contact methods: telephone number, email address, and/ or street address. Keep in mind that I have Autism and do not talk, thus do not own a phone.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker I do not engage in identity theft, plagiarism, or copyright violations. I will not substitute the photograph or image of another person to represent myself, nor will I publish photographs or texts describing the spiritual works of another person to represent them as my own.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I do not charge more than agreed upon with each client. There are no "hidden fees" or "add-ons" after a stated price is agreed upon for the reading or the conjure work to be performed.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I expediently assist clients whose cases I accept. To better serve my clients, I do not keep set business hours. Consultations are by appointment only. Please note that I am located in the Eastern Time Zone in Old Orchard Beach, Maine, United States of America. I appreciate your taking any time differences into consideration when you contact me.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus I do not claim that my spell-casting efforts will succeed "100%" or "in 24 hours" nor make any "guarantees."
In the event that obstacles are encountered in my work, I inform my clients honestly and I set reasonable limitations on how long the work can be expected to proceed before the case is considered to be intractable.
In accordance with Maine State Law, all magical & spiritual services provided and products offered are sold as curios for entertainment purposes only; I make no claims for their efficacy. There is no guarantee with any service I offer, as there are no guarantees with magic, spirits, or Fae. No spiritual practitioner or magic user who guarantees results should ever be trusted.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus my services come only with the promise that they will be performed to the best of my ability, as I can not legally make any promises regarding the actual end results. All purchases of a spiritual or magical nature are Non-Refundable.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I do not take financial or social advantage of clients with perceived psychological, medical, or legal problems. Whenever possible, I suggest appropriate and practical medical, financial, psychological, legal, and social services to my clients. I do not attempt to convince a client to renounce or refuse appropriate medical, legal, social, or other professional services.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I do not engage in any activities harmful to my clients, including but not limited to financial fraud, psychological abuse, domination, sexual seduction, molestation, personal deception, or unscrupulous magical manipulations of my clients.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I do not provide advice of a legal, financial, or medical nature. I do not supply advice which is beyond my areas of actual training and competence, or for which I am not legally licensed or accredited.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I do not harass or abuse clients or other magic users, spirit workers, or practitioners of the occult. No matter what differences of opinion may arise, I do not engage my clients in disrespectful, aggressive, mean-spirited, unwantedly sexual, revengeful, or malevolent communications or behaviour. I do however, have no respect for bigots, racists, pedophiles, rapists, child-abusers, and hate-mongers and will refuse services to anyone displaying these qualities.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus I do not require that my clients be exposed to dangerous chemicals or hazardous situations. While engaged in conjure services and magic rites, I do not expose clients to hazards such as liquid Mercury, nor do I urge clients to expose themselves to peril in the procurement of unusual magical objects and substances.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus I do not traffic in rare and endangered species of animals or plants. I refuse client requests to procure materials on the CITES list, or items that are illegal to collect or possess.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I do not engage in animal cruelty or animal torture. I refuse client requests to engage in animal cruelty, animal sacrifice, or animal torture. I am a vegan, animal rights activist, and do not use any meat or animal products at all in anything. (I am a Scottish Gypsy and a Kickapoo Indian. When performing rituals, I do wear antique fur/ sacred animal skin robes that have been passed down for generations.)
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I go to great lengths to keep my commitments. Promise-keeping is very important to me. I will not make promises that can't be kept and I will not make promises on behalf of the Company unless I have the authority to do so.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I create and follow a process and achieve fair outcomes that a reasonable person would call just, evenhanded and nonarbitrary. I put high priority on fairness and karma. What goes around comes around, as you do unto me, so shall it be done unto you. It is why by this principal, I live by a strict guideline on non-violence and turn the other cheeck, which may seem contradictory to the retaliation policy I maintain, but actually it is not. The retaliation policy, uses a spell casting method which takes all your harmful thoughts, deeds, and actions and simply mirrors them back on you. It is a protection spell cast on me. Thus everything you do, say, or think to and/ or about me, has no effect on me and bounces off of me back onto you. All harm you intend to do to me, simply reflects back to it's sender to harm the sender via backfiring in their face.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I am open and direct in my communication, and receptive to influence. I will honor and value the abilities and contributions of others, embracing the responsibility and accountability for my actions in this regard. Being a person of many "non-conforming differences" I have been bullied, teased, belittled, beaten, and hospitalized for my differences, and have learned to have both a deep respect for all differences in others and deep hatred for bullies on all levels.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I maintain an awareness of the needs of others and act to meet those needs whenever possible. I will also minimize harm whenever possible. I work with compassion in all things, my goal always being to harm none and maintain peace at all times. I will act in ways that are consistent with my commitment to social responsibility.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I take honesty to be a value of extreme importance. I have Autism and it is absolutely beyond me to comprehend how or why Americans justify the use of "only a little white lie". A lie no matter how small or pale is still a lie and therefore is an act of sin and all sin is evil and to be avoided at all costs. The American propensity for lying astounds me. I have absolutely zero tolerance for any one who tells a lie on any level, no matter how small of any color, not matter how white. Liars are evil and are not welcomed in my establishment. I will not say things that are false. I will never deliberately mislead. I am always candid, openly and freely sharing information, as appropriate to the relationship. If it needs being said, I'm going to say and I don't care how much you want to bitch and moan: three things can not be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth, and I will speak the truth in all things, I don't care if it does get you in trouble. If you are doing something you can get in trouble for, then you deserve to be punished. I will not protect you in your lies. If you come to me asking for "love spells" to help you cheat on a spouse, I WILL contact your spouse and inform them. If you try to break up a couple with magic, I WILL contact the couple. Why? Because you are not being honest with them or yourself, and you need to stop hiding behind a lie and step forward with the truth. Always speak the truth and you never have to worry about remembering the lie.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I shall act in good faith, responsibly, with due care, competence, and diligence.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I shall not knowingly or recklessly misrepresent material facts or allow their independent judgment to be subordinated.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I am dedicated to ethical, fair and vigorous competition. I will sell my Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker products and services based on their merit, superior quality, functionality and competitive pricing.
I will make independent pricing and marketing decisions and will not improperly cooperate or coordinate my activities with my competitors. I will not offer or solicit improper payments or gratuities in connection with the purchase of goods or services for the sales of my products or services, nor will I engage or assist in unlawful boycotts of particular customers.
Of course, I do have Autism and I lack the mental ability to make any attempt to compete with others. I do not understand the non-Autistic mindset of needing to compete with others. The entire concept of competition baffles and confuses me greatly. I find the acting of competing with others to be one of the most mind-boggling activities practiced by the non-Autistic community.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I believe that it is important that I respect the property rights of others. I will not acquire or seek to acquire improper means of a competitor’s trade secrets or other proprietary or confidential information. I will not engage in unauthorized use, copying, distribution or alteration of software or any other intellectual property.
Integral to my and The Space Dock 13 Network’s business success is my protection of confidential company information, trade secrets, and so forth, as well as nonpublic information entrusted to me by employees, customers and other business partners. Confidential and proprietary information includes such things as pricing and financial data, customer names/ addresses or nonpublic information about other companies, including current or potential supplier and vendors. I will not disclose confidential and nonpublic information without a valid business purpose and proper authorization.
I do not disclose any confidential or proprietary information about the company to persons outside the company without prior authorization of senior management unless such disclosure is legally mandated. “Persons outside the company” include family, friends, vendors, customers, competitors or the news media.
Confidential information includes, but is not limited to:
• Business and store location plans
• Strategic plans
• Sales and financial data and reports
• Forecasts
• Products and pricing
• Identity of associates, vendors and customers
• Information contained in memoranda, reports, analyses, lists, schedules or electronic communications and all other documents prepared for internal use
• Information obtained in meetings and discussions whether or not in writing
• Information regarding internal systems and procedures
• Information pertaining to any company or individual with whom EelKat does business
• Size or terms of purchase orders
• Information about customer purchases
• Merchandise assortments
• Store rankings
• Personnel and performance records
• Build-out plans
• Salary and employment information or any other information or materials designated by EelKat as proprietary or confidential
• Information pertaining to any lawsuits or government actions or investigations involving the company
• Information concerning any company investigation or audit, internal or otherwise
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I will not selectively disclose (whether in one-on-one or small discussions, meetings, presentations, proposals or otherwise) any material nonpublic information with respect to my Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker practice and methods, its securities, business operations, plans, financial condition, results of operations or any development plan. I strive to be particularly vigilant when making presentations or proposals to customers to ensure that my presentations do not contain material nonpublic information.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I shall act in good faith, with due care, and shall engage only in fair and open competition, by treating ethically competitors, suppliers, customers, and colleagues. Stealing proprietary information, possessing trade secret information that was obtained without the owner's consent, or intentionally inducing such disclosures by past or present employees of other companies is prohibited. I will never take unfair advantage of anyone through manipulation, concealment, abuse of privileged information, misrepresentation of material facts, or any other unfair practice.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I am committed to maintaining the highest degree of integrity in all my dealings with potential, current and past clients, both in terms of normal commercial confidentiality, and the protection of all personal information received in the course of providing the business services concerned. I extend the same standards to all my customers, suppliers and associates.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I shall respect the confidentiality of information acquired in the course of their employment except when authorized or otherwise legally obligated to disclose such information. I shall not use for personal advantage confidential information acquired in the course of their employment.
EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network strives to maintain the highest standards of decency, fairness and integrity in all my operations. Likewise, I am dedicated to protecting my readers, customers', consumers' and online visitors' privacy on my website. HOWEVER: You give up that right the moment you cross the line and take part in harassment, bullying, defamation, libel, and slander. If you are a bully, your information WILL be made public.
Never forget that I am a Voodoo Priestess and the Holy woman of the Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine. I do and will cast hotfooting mirror-box spells to send all your bad will and ill thoughts back upon you and your family seven fold. No ill intent sent my way ever reaches me, and always returns back on the sender. I am protected.
If you do not agree to the EelKat.com Terms of Use and Privacy Policy as posted here on this website, please do not use this site or any services offered by this site, nor make any mention of my name, at any time or any place, online or offline, written, typed, or verbal.
Your use of this site, my products, and/ or my services indicates acceptance of this retaliation policy and terms of service.
If you say anything about me online or offline, written or verbal, on paper or on a blog, in a forum or in an email, any mention of my name anywhere in any form, that too indicates your acceptance of this policy and terms of service.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, my actions and advice will always conform to relevant law, and I believe that all businesses and organizations, including this consultancy, should avoid causing any adverse effect on the human rights of people in the organizations I deal with, the local and wider environments, and the well-being of society at large.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I strive to ensure that The Space Dock 13 Network is dedicated to maintaining a healthy environment.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I feel that it is highly important that I must avoid any relationship or activity that might impair, or even appear to impair, my ability to make objective and fair decisions when performing my jobs. At times, I may be faced with situations where the business actions I take on behalf of EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network may conflict with my own personal or family interests. I owe a duty to EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network's to advance its legitimate interests when the opportunity to do so arises. I must never use EelKat's and The Space Dock 13 Network property or information for personal gain or personally take for ourselves any opportunity that is discovered through you position, affiliation, and/ or connection with EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network.
Due to the sensitive nature of my particular consultancy services, I will not provide a service to a direct competitor of a client, and I generally try to avoid any dealings with competitor companies even after the cessation of services to a client.
Here are some other ways in which conflicts of interest could arise:
1. Being employed (you or a close family member) by, or acting as a consultant to, a competitor or potential competitor, supplier or contractor, regardless of the nature of the employment, while you are employed with or a client of EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network.
2. Hiring or supervising family members or closely related persons.
3. Serving as a board member for an outside commercial company or organization.
4. Owning or having a substantial interest in a competitor, supplier or contractor.
5. Having a personal interest, financial interest or potential gain in any transaction.
6. Accepting gifts, discounts, favors or services from a customer/ potential customer, competitor or supplier, unless equally available to all of The Space Dock 13 Network employees.
Determining whether a conflict of interest exists is not always easy to do. Employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else with a conflict of interest question should seek advice from EelKat. Before engaging in any activity, transaction or relationship that might give rise to a conflict of interest, employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else must seek review.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I shall act with honesty and integrity. And I shall avoid all actual or apparent conflicts of interest between personal and professional relationships and shall disclose to the audit committee of the board of directors any material transaction or relationship that reasonably could be expected to give rise to such conflict.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I am committed to competing solely on a merit of my products and services. I strive to avoid any actions that create a perception that favorable treatment of outside entities by EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network was sought, received or given in exchange for personal business courtesies. Business courtesies include gifts, gratuities, meals, refreshments, entertainment or other benefits from persons or companies with whom EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network does or may do business. I will neither give nor accept business courtesies that constitute, or could reasonably be perceived as constituting, unfair business inducements that would violate law, regulation or polices of EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network or customers, or would cause embarrassment or reflect negatively on EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network’s reputation.
Most business courtesies offered to me in the course of my career are offered because of my position as a Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I strive to not feel any entitlement to accept and keep a business courtesy. Although I may not use my position as a Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker to obtain business courtesies, and I must never ask for them, I may accept unsolicited business courtesies that promote successful working relationships and good will with the firms that EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network maintains or may establish a business relationship with.
Employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else who award contracts or who can influence the allocation of business, who create specifications that result in the placement of business or who participate in negotiation of contracts must be particularly careful to avoid actions that create the appearance of favoritism or that may adversely affect the company’s reputation for impartiality and fair dealing. The prudent course is to refuse a courtesy from a supplier when EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network is involved in choosing or reconfirming a supplier or under circumstances that would create an impression that offering courtesies is the way to obtain EelKat's and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network's business.
Any business that has to be won by providing unusual gifts or hospitality is business we don’t want.
In exceptional circumstances (e.g. local culture, traditions), I will accept non-nominal gifts if refusal would reasonably cause embarrassment or hurt to the individual offering it and then seek advise of its receipt so that an appropriate course of action may be determined.
The purpose of business entertainment and gifts in a commercial setting is to create goodwill and sound working relationships, not to gain unfair advantage with customers, suppliers or service providers. No gift or entertainment should ever be offered or accepted by me or any family member of mine unless it (1) is consistent with customary business practices, (2) is not excessive in value, (3) cannot be construed as a bribe or payoff and (4) does not violate any laws or regulations. The offer or acceptance of cash gifts by any person is prohibited.
I may accept occasional meals, refreshments, entertainment and similar business courtesies that are shared with the person who has offered to pay for the meal or entertainment, provided that:
• They are not inappropriately lavish or excessive.
• The courtesies are not frequent and do not reflect a pattern of frequent acceptance of courtesies from the same person or entity.
• The courtesy does not create the appearance of an attempt to influence business decisions, such as accepting courtesies or entertainment from a supplier whose contract is expiring in the near future.
• The employee, customer, client, investor, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else accepting the business courtesy would not feel uncomfortable discussing the courtesy with his or her manager or co-worker or having the courtesies known by the public.
Employees may accept unsolicited gifts, other than money, that conform to the reasonable ethical practices of the marketplace, including:
• Flowers, fruit baskets and other modest presents that commemorate a special occasion.
• Gifts of nominal value, such as calendars, pens, mugs, caps and t-shirts (or other novelty, advertising or promotional items).
Generally, employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else may not accept compensation, honoraria or money of any amount from entities with whom EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network does or may do business. Tangible gifts (including tickets to a sporting or entertainment event) that have a market value greater than $100 may not be accepted unless approval is obtained from management.
Employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else with questions about accepting business courtesies should talk to EelKat.
Any employee, customer, client, investor, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else who offers a business courtesy must assure that it cannot reasonably be interpreted as an attempt to gain an unfair business advantage or otherwise reflect negatively upon EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network. An employee, customer, client, investor, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else may never use personal funds or resources to do something that cannot be done with EelKat's and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network's resources. Accounting for business courtesies must be done in accordance with approved company procedures.
Other than to my government customers, for whom special rules apply, I may provide nonmonetary gifts (i.e., company logo apparel or similar promotional items) to my customers. Further, management may approve other courtesies, including meals, refreshments or entertainment of reasonable value, provided that:
• The practice does not violate any law or regulation or the standards of conduct of the recipient’s organization.
• The business courtesy is consistent with industry practice, is infrequent in nature and is not lavish.
• The business courtesy is properly reflected on the books and records of EelKat, The Twighlight Manor Press, Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts, The Pidgie Fund, Laughing Gnome Hollow, The Church of the Holy Rhinestone, and the rest of the Space Dock 13 Network.
My contract will usually be in the form of a detailed proposal, including aims, activities, costs, timescales and deliverables. The quality of my service and the value of my support provide the only true basis for continuity. I always try to meet my clients' contractual requirements, and particularly for situations where an external funding provider requires more official parameters and controls.
My fees are always competitive for what I provide, which is a high quality, tailored, specialised service. As such I do not generally offer arbitrary discounts; generally a reduction in price is only enabled by reducing the level or extent of services to be delivered. That said, I always try to propose solutions which accommodate my clients' available budgets and timescales. Wherever possible I agree my fees and basis of charges clearly in advance, so that I and my clients can plan reliably for what lies ahead, and how it is to be achieved and financially justified.
At times, we are all faced with decisions we would rather not have to make and issues we would prefer to avoid. As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I must have the courage to tackle the tough decisions and make difficult choices, secure in the knowledge that I and The Space Dock 13 Network are committed to doing the right thing. At times this will mean doing more than simply what the law requires. Merely because I can pursue a course of action does not mean I should do so.
Although EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network’s guiding principles cannot address every issue or provide answers to every dilemma, they can define the spirit in which I intend to do business and should guide me in my daily conduct.
Each of us is responsible for knowing and adhering to the values and standards set forth in this Code and for raising questions if you are uncertain about company policy. If you are concerned whether the standards are being met or are aware of violations of the Code, you must contact the HR department.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I take very seriously the standards set forth in this Code, and violations are cause for disciplinary action up to and including termination of employment.
Company resources, including time, material, equipment and information, are provided for company business use. Nonetheless, occasional personal use is permissible as long as it does not affect job performance or cause a disruption to the workplace.
Employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else who CLAIMS to represent EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network are trusted to behave responsibly and use good judgment to conserve company resources. Managers are responsible for the resources assigned to their departments and are empowered to resolve issues concerning their proper use.
I will not use company equipment such as computers, copiers and fax machines in the conduct of an outside business or in support of any religious, political or other outside daily activity, except for company-requested support to nonprofit organizations. I will not solicit contributions nor distribute non-work related materials during work hours. Note that as this is largely a religious operation, any use of business equipment for use in connection with OTHER religious organizations is a conflict of interests.
In order to protect the interests of The Space Dock 13 Network, EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network reserves the right to monitor or review all data and information contained on an employee’s company-issued computer or electronic device, the use of the Internet. I will not tolerate the use of company resources to create, access, store, print, solicit or send any materials that are harassing, threatening, abusive, sexually explicit or otherwise offensive or inappropriate.
Questions about the proper use of company resources should be directed to EelKat.
It is EelKat's policy to comply fully with all applicable laws and regulations governing contact and dealings with government employees and public officials, and to adhere to high ethical, moral and legal standards of business conduct. This policy includes strict compliance with all local, state, federal, foreign and other applicable laws, rules and regulations. As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I shall endeavor to faithfully comply with all laws, rules and regulations of federal, state, and local governments, and all applicable private or public regulatory agencies.
Due to the sensitive nature of my particular consultancy services, especially the practice of Necromancy and it's use of cemeteries and graveyard dirt, I am extra careful to get all proper permissions from said said cemeteries and living relations of the dead. There are four private cemeteries located on my farm. All persons buried there are my ancestors. I do most of my work with these graves as I am the caretaker of the graves. When working with public cemeteries or private cemeteries owned by others I always gain proper permits and permissions from owners, families, and local authorities, prior to performing and spell-casting, grave collecting, or rituals.
As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I shall not make payment to a domestic or foreign government official in order to obtain favored treatment with respect to the company’s business.
EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network encourages participation in the political process by its employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else. The United States federal government, some states and some other countries have, however, enacted Laws regulating campaign contributions in order to limit the political influence of certain types of contributors, such as corporations, religious leaders, and non-American political leaders. This Policy sets forth certain rules regarding Company and Employee contributions to political candidates and participation in political campaigns.
1. EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network will comply with applicable Laws regulating political influence and campaign contributions.
2. EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network believes strongly in the democratic political process and that its employees, clients, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else should take an active interest in fostering principles of good government in the nations, states and communities in which they live. Any employee, client, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else may spend their own time and funds supporting political candidates and issues but they will not be reimbursed by EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network in any way for such time or their funds used for political contributions. Each employee, client, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else is urged to be sure that their personal political contributions and activities are in compliance with applicable Law. For example, persons who are not United States citizens are not permitted to make political contributions to candidates in federal, state or local elections in the United States. Other countries also have Laws regulating political contributions.
3. No employee, client, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else shall apply any pressure, direct or implied, on any other Employee that infringes upon an individual’s right to decide whether, to whom and in what amount a personal political contribution is to be made.
4. Any employee, client, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else who CLAIMS to represent EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network in political and governmental matters must comply with all Laws that regulate corporate participation in public affairs. (NOTE: That I NEVER have anyone represent me, and anyone one claiming to be speaking on my behalf, is NOT doing so with my consent or permission.) Under various statutes, certain conduct, which is permitted and encouraged for individuals, is prohibited on the part of corporations. It is EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network’s policy to comply fully with these prohibitions.
5. Because EelKat is an ordained minister, EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network is legally prohibited from contributing directly or indirectly in support of political candidates for elective federal office in the United States and is similarly prohibited from making such contributions in certain states and other countries. Indirect expenditures on behalf of a candidate, such as travel on Company aircraft, may be considered as contributions in this regard.
6. Because EelKat is Clan Chieftain (aka Gypsy Queen) of a Sovereign Nation which exists on American soil, EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network is legally prohibited from contributing directly or indirectly in support of political candidates for elective federal office in the United States and is similarly prohibited from making such contributions in certain states and other countries. Indirect expenditures on behalf of a candidate, such as travel on Company aircraft, may be considered as contributions in this regard.
7. No political contribution of Company funds, property or services can be made by EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network, or in the name of EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network, except in accordance with a plan approved by EelKat. Such approval is subject to assurance by the Law Department that such contribution is legal and proper under applicable Laws and regulations.
8. When permitted by Law and authorized by EelKat, Company funds and facilities may be used to provide the needed administrative support for the operation of Political Action Committees or political action programs, the purposes of which include the disbursement of financial contributions made by certain employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, and/ or others to political parties or candidates. No Company funds, facilities or other property will be used for other than administrative support of such a committee.
9. When permitted by Law, and authorized by EelKat, expenditures of Company funds may be made to inform or influence the voting public on an issue of importance to the business of EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network and its affiliates.
If an employee, client, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else is requested to make a political contribution or to provide assistance on behalf of EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network, whether personal or corporate, and such employee, client, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else has any questions regarding this Policy or applicable Law, the employee, client, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else should consult with EelKat via Government Relations and/ or the Law Department.
EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network is a high-profile personality and company in my community of York County, Maine, and from time to time, employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else may be (and often are) approached by reporters and other members of the media. In order to ensure that I speak with one voice and provide accurate information about myself and my company, products and services, I DO NOT ALLOW any employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else to speak for me or my company. If you are approached by any media you should direct all media inquiries to me, EelKat, directly. No one may issue a press release on my behalf, for any reason, at all, EVER.
NOTE: That I NEVER have anyone represent me, and anyone one claiming to be speaking on my behalf, is NOT doing so with my consent or permission.
We must all work together to ensure prompt and consistent action against violations of this Code. In some situations, however, it is difficult to know if a violation has occurred. Because we cannot anticipate every situation that will arise, it is important that we have a way to approach a new question or problem. These are the steps to keep in mind:
Make sure you have all the facts. In order to reach the right solutions, we must be as informed as possible. Never ASSUME for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Clarify your responsibility and role. In most situations, there is shared responsibility. Are your colleagues informed? It may help to get others involved and discuss the problem.
Discuss the problem with your supervisor. This is the basic guidance for all situations. In many cases, your supervisor will be more knowledgeable about the questions, and he or she will appreciate being consulted as part of the decision-making process.
You may report ethical violations in confidence without fear of retaliation. If your situation requires that your identity be kept secret, your anonymity will be protected to the maximum extent consistent with my legal obligations. I in all circumstances prohibits retaliation of any kind against those who report ethical violations in good faith.
Ask first, act later. If you are unsure of what to do in any situation, seek guidance before you act.
Several key questions can help identify situations that may be unethical, inappropriate or illegal. Ask yourself:
• What specifically am I being asked to do?
• Does it seem unethical or improper? Use your judgment and common sense. If something seems unethical or improper, it probably is.
• Does what I am doing comply with the EelKat's and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network's guiding principles, Code of Conduct and company policies?
• Have I been asked to misrepresent information or deviate from normal procedure? Think carefully on this one. I've been misrepresented before, and I am well acquainted with the local court houses and all the ways possible to drag you, your family, your business, and anyone involved in you through many years of legal mud.
• Would I feel comfortable describing my decision at a staff meeting? Yes? No? I WILL expect you to explain yourself and your actions. Remember, I have Autism, I expect full details in correct and proper grammar.
• How would it look if it made the headlines? Remember, I am OFTEN in the news, on TV, in the newspapers, etc, etc, etc. I have been for more then 40 years. If you get involved in any sort of a situation involving me, how will YOU be seen in the eyes of my adoring public?
• Am I being loyal to my family, my company and myself? Be loyal. Loyalty is good. I like loyalty.
• What would I tell my child to do? If you wouldn't ask your child to do it, you probably shouldn't be doing it either.
• Is this the right thing to do? Remember: CTR = Choose The Right. Always choose the right thing to do.
Although this Code attempts to deal with many types of business conduct considered to be unethical, improper or detrimental to EelKat’s reputation or interests, no company policy could ever anticipate every situation that arises during the course of your employment. You are, therefore, advised to use good judgment in dealing with issues that confront you in applying the Code to unusual situations not specifically covered by the Code.
The following contract and terms are to be printed up and signed by both parties before I will enter into any Work For Hire Freelance Writing Agreement:
EelKat Wendy C Allen The Twighlight Manor Press 146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine, 04064-1520 United States of America |
[THE COMPANY] [YOUR ADDRESS] [YOUR CITY] [YOUR ZIP CODE] [YOUR COUNTRY] you@yourEMAIL.com |
FREELANCE WRITER AGREEMENT
This AGREEMENT ("Agreement") is made and effective on ______________ (MM/DD/YYYY), is entered into by and between EelKat Wendy Christine Allen (herein called “EelKat”) and ____________________ (Insert the name and address of [THE COMPANY]) (herein called the “Company”).NOW, THEREFORE, in consideration of the mutual promises contained herein, the parties agree as follows terms:
Services to be Provided by EelKat: EelKat agrees to submit, on her sole initiative, written articles to the [THE COMPANY] on the following subjects, _____________________ (the "manuscript/ articles"). The manner and method of producing these manuscript/ articles is solely at the discretion of EelKat; [THE COMPANY] has no right of control over EelKat's manner or method of performance under this Agreement. EelKat will submit manuscript/ articles in accordance with the schedule of copy deadlines being used by the [THE COMPANY].
Work to be Performed: EelKat will write and submit manuscript/ article to Company as following; Subject: Length: Schedule for submission: Writer has the sole discretion to decide the manner and method in which manuscript/ article shall be produced. [THE COMPANY] reserves the right to edit and abridge as necessary.
Compensation: [THE COMPANY] agrees to pay EelKat $________ per manuscript/ article published by [THE COMPANY]. [THE COMPANY] agrees to pay $____ per Photograph taken by Writer that is published in conjunction with an manuscript/ article. [THE COMPANY] has sole discretion to decide which manuscript/ article/s and photograph(s) submitted by EelKat is/ are to be published. Payment will be made:
[] a) within ___ days of publication or
[] b) upon acceptance of manuscript/ article.
Kill Fee: The manuscript/ article on the topic of _____ is scheduled for publication by ______________(date). In the event that [THE COMPANY] decides not to publish the article as scheduled, it will pay EelKat $________ kill fee. All rights will then revert to Writer. Under no circumstances will EelKat be paid on an hourly, daily or other basis that is a function of time. EelKat acknowledges and agrees that [THE COMPANY] will only pay EelKat for manuscript/ articles that are published and [THE COMPANY] has the sole and exclusive authority to determine whether or not to publish any and all manuscript/ articles submitted by EelKat. [THE COMPANY] agrees to pay EelKat $_______ per photograph published in conjunction with an manuscript/ article; however, EelKat understands and agrees that [THE COMPANY] may publish, at its sole discretion, any number of photographs less than or equal to those submitted by EelKat with the manuscript/ article.
Original Content: EelKat warrants that the work is original, accurate, and does not infringe on any copyright.
Copyright:
[]A: The Freelance Writer [EelKat] [EelKat] retains the copyright to the specified work but grants to [THE COMPANY] the following rights: (choose one or more)
[] First Serial Rights
[] One-Time Rights
[] Second Serial Rights
[] Electronic Rights
[] All Rights
[] Subsidiary Rights
[] Dramatic, Television and Motion Picture Rights
[]B: Work to be performed as Work for Hire. All rights to remain with [THE COMPANY].
Assignment and Ownership of Intellectual Property: EelKat hereby understands and agrees that all manuscript/ articles submitted to, and published by, [THE COMPANY] under this Agreement shall be considered works for hire, and further, to the extend any intellectual property right does not pass pursuant to a work for hire, EelKat hereby assigns to [THE COMPANY] all rights to publish the manuscript/ article, and all previously submitted articles of EelKat, in any tangible medium of expression, now known or later developed, from which it can be perceived, reproduced, or otherwise communicated, either directly or with the aid of a machine or device, including without limitation the rights to archive, republish, edit, repackage or revise any manuscript/ article in any manner as [THE COMPANY] agreed to in the comment section below. The rights conferred upon [THE COMPANY] by this agreement shall be exclusive to [THE COMPANY] for a period of _______ after the first date [THE COMPANY] initially publishes the manuscript/ article.
Conflicts of Interest; Non-hire Provision: The Freelance Writer [EelKat] represents that they are free to enter into this Agreement and that this engagement does not violate the terms of any agreement between The Freelance Writer [EelKat] and any third party. Further, The Freelance Writer [EelKat], in rendering their duties shall not utilize any invention, discovery, development, improvement, innovation, or trade secret in which they do not have a proprietary interest. During the term of this agreement, The Freelance Writer [EelKat] shall devote as much of their productive time, energy and abilities to the performance of their duties hereunder as is necessary to perform the required duties in a timely and productive manner. The Freelance Writer [EelKat] is expressly free to perform services for other parties while performing services for [THE COMPANY]. For a period of six months following any termination, The Freelance Writer [EelKat] shall not, directly or indirectly hire, solicit, or encourage to leave [THE COMPANY]’s employment, any employee, consultant, or Freelance Writer of [THE COMPANY] or hire any such employee, consultant, or Freelance Writer who has left [THE COMPANY]’s employment or contractual engagement within one year of such employment or engagement.
Contract Period: This agreement will begin on the date set forth below and shall continue until terminated as provided by either party. If either party violates a term of this Agreement, then the other party (the "Non-breaching Party") may terminate this Agreement, effective immediately upon delivery of written notice of termination by the Non-breaching Party. Not withstanding the foregoing, either party may terminate this Agreement at any time for any or no reason, effective upon thirty (30) days written notice.
Independent Contractor: In consideration of the mutual covenants made herein, the parties agree as follows:
EelKat is engaged in the business of writing articles and other materials on a freelance basis.
[THE COMPANY] is engaged in the business of [THE COMPANY] publication.
Relationship: The parties expressly agree and acknowledge that the relationship created by this Agreement is one of Independent Contractor. [THE COMPANY] is not the employer of EelKat, and EelKat is not, and will not be treated as, an employee of [THE COMPANY] for federal tax purposes, or any other purposes. EelKat is an independent contractor, and nothing contained in this Agreement shall be construed to:
(i) give either party the power to direct and control the day-to-day activities of the other,
(ii) constitute the parties as partners, joint ventures, co-owners or otherwise, or
(iii) allow Freelance Writer/ EelKat to create or assume any obligation on behalf of Company for any purpose whatsoever.
Freelance Writer/ EelKat is not an employee of Company and is not entitled to any employee benefits. Freelance Writer shall be responsible for paying all income taxes and other taxes charged to Freelance Writer on amounts earned hereunder. All financial and other obligations associated with Freelance Writer/ EelKat's business are the sole responsibility of Writer/ EelKat.
Representations and Warranties of EelKat: By submitting an manuscript/ article to [THE COMPANY], EelKat represents and warrants that the manuscript/ article is EelKat's original work, that the manuscript/ article is not owned by any third party, that the manuscript/ article is accurate, that the manuscript/ article has not been obtained by unlawful means, that the manuscript/ article has not been previously published in any manner or medium, specifically including, but not limited to, print or electronic means, and that publication of the article by [THE COMPANY] will not violate any copyright or other intellectual property right of any third party.
Insurance: The Freelance Writer [EelKat] will carry liability insurance relative to any service that they perform for [THE COMPANY].
Taxes: As an Independent Contractor, EelKat shall be responsible for the reporting, deposit and payment of any and all federal, state, and local taxes, including but not limited to income taxes, FICA taxes, and unemployment taxes incidental to the performance of, or payment under this Agreement.
Choice of Law: The laws of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, United States of America shall govern the validity of this Agreement, the construction of its terms and the interpretation of the rights and duties of the parties hereto.
Waiver: Waiver by one party hereto of breach of any provision of this Agreement by the other shall not operate or be construed as a continuing waiver.
Assignment: EelKat shall not assign any of their rights under this Agreement, or delegate the performance of any of their duties hereunder, without the prior written consent of [THE COMPANY].
Modification or Amendment: No amendment, change or modification of this Agreement shall be valid unless in writing signed by all the parties hereto.
Entire Agreement: This Agreement sets forth the entire agreement and understanding of the parties relating to the subject matter herein and supersedes any prior discussions or agreements between them. No modification of or amendment to this Agreement, nor any waiver of any rights under this Agreement, shall be effective unless in writing signed by the party to be charged.
Severability: If any provision of this Agreement is held to be invalid by a court of competent jurisdiction, then the remaining provisions shall nevertheless remain in full force and effect.
Headings: Section headings are not to be considered a part of this Agreement and are not intended to be a full and accurate description of the contents hereof.
Additional Comments A:______________________________
Additional Comments B:______________________________
Additional Comments C:______________________________
This agreement will be governed by the laws of: Old Orchard Beach, Maine, United States of America
This Agreement is entered into on this _____ day of __________, 200___.
EELKAT WENDY C ALLEN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
Name:__________ Title:_________ Date:__________
[] By checking this I hereby agree to the terms of this agreement, with the intent to be legally bound.
Signature____________________________________________
[THE COMPANY] ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
Name:__________ Title:__________ Date:__________
[] By checking this I hereby agree to the terms of this agreement with the intent to be legally bound.
Signature_____________________________________________
The following contract and terms are to be printed up and signed by both parties before I will enter into any Work For Hire Freelance Editng Agreement:
This agreement is between (“Editor”) and (“Client”) and concerns the following manuscript:
Author(s): [NAME OF AUTHOR/CLIENT]
Working title: [TITLE OF AUTHOR/CLIENT'S BOOK]
Length and description of manuscript: ______
1. EDITORIAL TASKS
The Editor agrees to do the following on the manuscript: [TASK AND TERMS ARE DEFINED ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS]
2. DELIVERY
The manuscript is to be delivered to the Editor by the Client on or before
(date) by means
of (courier, e-mail, or other) in the following format: .
The projected schedule for completion of the Editor’s work (specify number of iterations, if applicable) is as follows: [TASK AND TERMS ARE DEFINED ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS]
3. PAYMENT
The agreed-upon editorial fee of , [TASK AND TERMS ARE DEFINED ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS]
based on a flat fee or an hourly rate ($45.80 per hour), is to be paid by the Client to the Editor in the following manner: [TASK AND TERMS ARE DEFINED ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS]
The fee does not include the Goods and Services Tax or other applicable federal or provincial sales taxes. Payment is to be made within _____ days of invoice. Any payment after the due date is subject to _____% interest per month (_____% per annum).
The Client will reimburse the Editor for direct expenses incurred in fulfilling this agreement, including:
• photocopying
• printouts
• inputting
• long-distance calls
• parking
• travel
• couriers and postage
• ____________________
4. TERMINATION
This agreement may be terminated by either party in the event of material change of circumstance, with _____ days’ notice sent in writing to the other party at the address shown below. If the Editor terminates the agreement, the Editor will be paid by the Client for work done up to the date of termination. If the Client terminates the agreement, the Editor will be paid by the Client for the work done until termination or , whichever amount is greater.
5. SPECIAL CLAUSES
The editorial credit line shall read
and shall appear on , at the option of the Editor.
Other: [TASK AND TERMS ARE DEFINED ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS]
6. INDEMNITY
Editing is intrinsically a process of offering advice and suggestions to the Author and Client. In addition to offering such advice and suggestions, the Editor’s responsibility is limited to notifying the Client of any unresolved differences with the Author before the work proceeds to the next stage of production. While the Editor will make every effort to bring questionable material to the attention of the Client, the Client agrees to indemnify and save harmless the Editor from any and all claims or demands, including legal fees, arising out of any alleged libel or copyright infringement committed by the Author or Client in creating the work.
7. APPLICABLE LAWS
The terms of this agreement shall be interpreted according to the laws of
Old Orchard Beach, Maine, United States of America, 04064.
In Québec only: Les parties aux présentes consentent à ce que celles-ci soient rédigées en langue anglaise (the parties agree that the agreement be written in English).
This contract may be changed only by written agreement between the Editor and the Client.
Signed by the parties to this agreement on (date)
Signature:
Editor’s printed name: EelKat Wendy Christine Allen
Address: 146 Portland Avenue, Suite 458 @ No Hurry
Old Orchard Beach, ME, 04064-1520
Signature:
Client’s printed name:
Address:
Schedule A
Definitions of Terms
Developmental/Project Editing. Co-ordinating and editing a project from proposal or rough manuscript to final manuscript, incorporating input from authors, consultants, or reviewers. Does not include the following unless specified
• budgeting
• hiring
• design supervision
• production co-ordination
Rewriting. Creating a new manuscript or parts of a manuscript on the basis of content and research supplied by Author. Does not include the following unless specified:
• research
• writing original material
Substantive/Structural Editing. Clarifying or reorganizing a manuscript for content and structure. Does not include the following unless specified:
• research
• writing original material
• negotiating changes with Author
Note: The agreement should specify whether changes are to be suggested or drafted; if the latter, it should specify whether changes are to be made to hard copy or to the electronic manuscript.
Stylistic Editing. Clarifying meaning, eliminating jargon, polishing language, and other non-mechanical line-by-line editing. Does not include the following unless specified:
• checking or correcting reading level
• creating or recasting tables or figures
• negotiating changes with Author
Note: The agreement should specify whether changes are to be suggested or drafted; if the latter, it should specify whether changes are to be made to hard copy or to the electronic manuscript.
Copy Editing. Editing for grammar, usage, spelling, punctuation, and other mechanics of style; checking for consistency of mechanics and for internal consistency of facts; inserting head levels and approximate placement of art; editing tables, figures, and lists; notifying Designer of any unusual production requirements. Does not include the following unless specified:
• Canadianizing
• metrication
• providing or editing art manuscript
• providing or changing system of citations
• editing index
• writing or editing captions or credit lines
• writing running heads
• obtaining or listing permissions needed
• providing front matter (prelims), cover copy, or CIP data
• editing preface or foreword
• negotiating changes with Author
• seeking approvals from clients’ representatives
Notes: The agreement should specify whether changes are to be made to hard copy, to the electronic manuscript, or to both.
“Copy editing” is often loosely used to include stylistic and even structural editing, fact checking, and mark-up. It is not so used in this agreement. These other tasks must be specified.
Mark-Up/Electronic Coding/Tagging. Inserting codes to manuscript, either on hard copy or electronically, to indicate design elements. Does not include the following unless specified:
• creating design in the electronic file
• creating art
Fact Checking/Citation Checking/Reference Checking. Checking accuracy of facts and quotes by reference to original sources used by Author or to other reference sources.
Indexing. Producing a key to the contents of a work. Includes reading and analyzing the work; choosing subjects, concepts, and other elements that together form a systematic guide to the information contained in the work; arranging these elements into entries consisting of headings and subheadings and their locators (for example, page numbers); and arranging the entries alphabetically or in some other searchable order.
Note: The agreement should specify whether the Client will provide a style sheet.
Picture Research. Locating suitable photos or artwork. Does not include the following unless specified:
• reading manuscript and composing picture list
• setting and maintaining budgets
• searching for artists’ references
• obtaining pictures and permission releases
• arranging for and supervising set-up shots
• editing and choosing pictures
• writing captions, labels, or source lines
• organizing pictures for scanning
• returning pictures
• negotiating usage fees
• sending final usage letters
Permissions. Locating source information and obtaining permission releases for copyrighted material. Does not include the following unless specified:
• reading manuscript and composing list of permissions needed
• setting and maintaining budgets
• negotiating usage fees
Production Co-ordination. Co-ordinating and supervising design, formatting, and proofreading stages, and ensuring integration of design and content. Does not include the following unless specified:
• preparing printer’s specs or obtaining quotes
• formatting
• proofing
• inputting changes
• checking vandykes/blues or other types of proofs and film
Note: Projects are assumed to be one colour only unless otherwise specified.
Proofreading. Checking proofs of formatted, edited material for adherence to design and for minor, mechanical errors in copy (such as spelling mistakes or small deviations from style sheet). Does not include the following unless specified:
• incorporating or exercising discretion on Author’s alterations
• copyfitting
• checking accuracy of running heads and folios
• checking page breaks
• inserting or checking page numbers to contents and page references
• marking colour breaks
• flagging or checking location of art
Notes: The agreement should specify whether proofs are to be read in isolation or “to copy” and whether a style sheet will be provided. It should also specify whether proofs are first, second (or subsequent), or final pages.
“Proofreading” is often loosely used to include copy editing and other tasks. It is not so used in this agreement. These other tasks must be specified.
Desktop Publishing. Creating a formatted document from an electronic manuscript according to a Designer’s instructions or a style template. Includes sizing and placement of art and setting front and back matter. Does not include the following unless specified:
• establishing design
• creating cover art
• formatting index
Note: Projects are assumed to be one colour only unless otherwise specified.
Many editorial and production stages have the potential to require follow-up in the form of (1) editing and incorporating Author’s responses and (2) checking corrections after they have been input. This agreement does not include responsibility for such follow-up unless specified (e.g., “copy editing, including incorporating author’s responses to queries and checking the input thereof”).
The Editors’ Association of Canada/Association canadienne des réviseurs (EAC/ACR) approved this model on May 15, 1999, for the use of its members and the public in preparing editorial contracts. EAC/ACR accepts no liability with respect to the proper completion of the agreement or alterations made to it.
This website is directed to adults; it is not directed to children under the age of 18. We operate our site in compliance with the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act, and will not knowingly collect or use personal information from anyone under 18 years of age.
While EelKat.com strives to be overall child-safe and family friendly site, this website does contain written/ text adult content, (crude language, such as use of the word 'fuck' and 'shithead', etc- and discussions of writing sex scenes for fiction) which may be unsuitable for viewers under the age of 18.
EelKat is an author of books which contain mature content, including graphic and explicit sex scenes, male/ male sex scenes, BDSM themes, Master/ slave relationships, December/ May relationships, knotting & barbs (shape shifter sex), sissification/ male feminization, yaoi relationships and sex scenes, CBT (cock&ball torture), LGBT couples, graphic medieval torture scenes, graphically depicted murder scenes, suicide, attempted suicide, drug use, and strong language including heavy use of the word fuck.
All characters featured in sexually explicit scenes are over the age of 18. Parental discretion is strongly advised.
Many (most) of the articles and blog posts found on this site are commentary about various books written by EelKat and as such, include discussions about graphic and explicit sex scenes, male/ male sex scenes, BDSM themes, Master/ slave relationships, December/ May relationships, knotting & barbs (shape shifter sex), sissification/ male feminization, yaoi relationships and sex scenes, CBT (cock&ball torture), LGBT couples, graphic medieval torture scenes, graphically depicted murder scenes, suicide, attempted suicide, drug use, and strong language including heavy use of the word fuck.
EelKat's books and the articles about them are not intended for children, and while some parents allow their teens to read EelKat's books, she strongly recommends all parents review the contents of said books before allowing their minor children access to them.
This site contains no images or mention of person under the age of 18.
This site does not contain any graphic, adult, or sexually explicit images.
The primary focus of this site is awareness of the Transgendered lifestyle and Autism awareness for adult with Autism.
Likewise this site contains topics of a religious and spiritual nature and deal heavily in topics of "dark arts", including Voodoo and Necromancy (EelKat is a Voodoo Priestess and Necromancer). Many parents frown on their teens viewing sites of this nature.
To access or use this site, it is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED that you be 18 years old or older and have the requisite power and authority to enter into this Privacy Policy. Children under the age of 18 are prohibited from using this site, unless they have their legal guardian's permission to be here.
If you are under the age of 18, please check with your parents/ guardian before viewing this site.
Retaliation Policy: Do know that if you harass EelKat on any site, blog, forum, private message, email, snail mail, social network, online, offline, or otherwise, SHE WILL make an example of you, trace your ISP to locate your GPS location, post your full name, home phone number, email address, and home address here on this site, tell the world what you have done and will forward all your bullying to the FBI. EelKat has already sent two cyber bullies to prison this way, think carefully before you harass, libel, slander, defame, impersonate, misrepresent, defalcate, misappropriate, or otherwise bully EelKat, because she does prosecute offenders to the fullest extent of the law and will stay on your ass about it for years to come.
YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR WRITING, SPEAKING, AND IMPLYING OF ANY AND ALL FALSE STATEMENTS OF FACT TO PURPOSELY OR INTENTIONALLY HARM THE REPUTATION OF ANYONE OR ANYTHING and EelKat will hold you responsible for any false statements you write, say, or imply about her, anywhere, in any form.
The legal definition of libel is: “to publish in print (including pictures,) writing or broadcasts through radio, television or film, an untruth about another or entity, which will do harm to that person or entity’s reputation.”
The legal definition of defamation is; “to injure one’s reputation caused by a false statement of fact and includes both libel (defamation in written or fixed form) and slander (spoken defamation)."
The crux of a defamation claim is falsity. Truthful statements that harm another’s reputation will not create liability for defamation (although they may open you up to other forms of liability if the information you publish is of a personal or high private nature.) Caution and restraint is key to avoiding possible libel and defamation actions.
(In other words: Be very, very, very careful in what you say about me, because I WILL track you down and sue your ass to hell and back.)
EelKat is a survivor of extreme bullying in childhood and now as an adult takes a strict zero tolerance stance against all bullies in all forms. Bully her once and she will haunt you for the rest of your life, she will NEVER drop it. EelKat has Savant Autism and forgets nothing. She will NEVER forget what you did, nor will she allow anyone else to forget it either.
EelKat strives to maintain the highest standards of decency, fairness and integrity in all our operations. Likewise, we are dedicated to protecting our readers, customers', consumers' and online visitors' privacy on our website.
HOWEVER: You give up that right the moment you cross the line and take part in harassment, bullying, defamation, libel, and slander. If you are a bully, your information WILL be made public.
Some examples of what may be considered harassment, depending on the facts and circumstances, including but not limited to the following:
Never forget that I am a Voodoo Priestess and the Holy woman of the Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine. I do and will cast hotfooting mirror-box spells to send all your bad will and ill thoughts back upon you and your family seven fold. No ill intent sent my way ever reaches me, and always returns back on the sender. I am protected.
If you do not agree to the EelKat's Terms of Use and Privacy Policy as posted here on this website, please do not use this site or any services offered by this site, nor make any mention of my name, at any time or any place, online or offline, written, typed, or verbal.
Your use of this site indicates acceptance of this privacy policy and terms of service.
If you say anything about me online or offline, written or verbal, on paper or on a blog, in a forum or in an email, any mention of my name anywhere in any form, indicates your acceptance of this privacy policy and terms of service.
THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING, failure to read this warning or claim you were unaware of it's existence, will not protect you in the court of law.
While EelKat.com is NOT an "adult" (X-rated) site and this site strives to be overall child-safe and family friendly and does not contain any graphic, adult, or sexually explicit images this website does contain written/text adult content, which may be unsuitable for viewers under the age of 18 and may be deemed by your employer as NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
EelKat is an author of books which contain mature content, including graphic and explicit sex scenes, male/ male sex scenes, BDSM themes, Master/ slave relationships, December/ May relationships, knotting & barbs (shape shifter sex), sissification/ male feminization, yaoi relationships and sex scenes, CBT (cock&ball torture), LGBT couples, graphic medieval torture scenes, graphically depicted murder scenes, suicide, attempted suicide, drug use, and strong language including heavy use of the word fuck.
Many (most) of the articles and blog posts found on this site are commentary about various books written by EelKat and as such, include discussions about graphic and explicit sex scenes, male/ male sex scenes, BDSM themes, Master/ slave relationships, December/ May relationships, knotting & barbs (shape shifter sex), sissification/ male feminization, yaoi relationships and sex scenes, CBT (cock&ball torture), LGBT couples, graphic medieval torture scenes, graphically depicted murder scenes, suicide, attempted suicide, drug use, and strong language including heavy use of the word fuck.
The primary focus of this site is awareness of the Transgendered lifestyle and Autism awarness for adults with Autism.
Likewise this site contains topics of a religious and spiritual nature and deal heavily in topics of "dark arts", including Voodoo and Necromancy (EelKat is a Voodoo Priestess and Necromancer). Many workplaces frown on employees viewing sites of this nature while at work.
To access or use this site, it is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED that you be 18 years old or older and have the requisite power and authority to enter into this Privacy Policy. Children under the age of 18 are prohibited from using this site, unless they have their legal guardian's permission to be here.
Please check with your boss/manager before viewing this site on a work place internet connection.
This notice is Absolutely and totally stupid, the fact that I am required to put it here. The law requires me to put a warning stating that the use of magic is a curio, dangerous, blah, blah, blah.
Ah, but you want a warning don't you? Everyone does. I start telling people how to be a Necromancer and the first thing they do, every time, is interrupted me and say: "But aren't you gonna give me a warning? Aren't you gonna try to stop me? Aren't you gonna tell me this is evil and dangerous and there's no turning back?"
No. Why would I? But it doesn't matter how many times I say they don't need a warning, they still pester me asking for one. I don't know why, but, let's just get it over with so we can move on, here you go a warning:
![]() Dark Arts Warning:![]() I am a Necromancer. I work with spirits of the dead, ancestor spirits, ghosts, Dark Fae (including Phookas, FarDarrigs, Kelpies, Unicorns, and Brackish Water Faeries) etc. All of my spells are cast with graveyard dirt and in a graveyard. Most magic practitioners call the magic arts I do "Dark" or "Black" magic. Some call it Chaos magic. If such things bother you, you may wish to avoid me, my site, and you will especially wish to not antagonize or annoy me as I think nothing of casting curses, vengeance spells, retribution spells, and mirror box death wangas. I specialize in gris-gris ("voodoo dolls") both "good" and "evil" types. I am NOT what people call a "white" witch who's scared to cast curses antagonize me and I WILL cast one on you. I'm Maine's most famous and most feared "witch" or so I have been told...I'm not sure how the people doing the telling came to that conclusion. Personally I thinks it's all in their head (Same way I don't believe them when they talk about demons which I also don't believe in.) Of course, I don't believe in "good" or "evil" magic, nor do I believe in "white" or "black" magic, or that there exists any such thing as "dark" arts. I believe things are only as good or as evil as you see them, and that if you are seeing magic as evil, then you need to do some Soul searching to find out why you are translating things as evil. If you see evil things all around you, it might be saying something about how you feel about yourself. By their fruits Ye shall know them. If you see me as evil, that would be because evil exists in your own heart and you are reflecting your feelings towards yourself at me because you can't face the real you. So, no I don't Believe in "dark" arts or "demons", but the law required me to put this warning here, to protect myself from the people who do believe in such things. ![]() |
There you go. I even made it nice and black and bloody, just the way you expected it would be. Happy? Can we move on now? Yes? Good. Thank you.
Can we continue now, without the stupid, ignorant, stereotypical, evil, black arts mumbo-jumbo clogging up your brain?
NOTE: As of November 2013 the services listed in this section are on hiatus.
Altar, Ritual & Rootworking Services
Binding (Love) Spells*2
Candle Services
Card Readings (Faeries, Mermaids, or Unicorns)
Exorcisms (Spiritual Cleansing)*3
Di'Jin Bottle Spells
Doll Babies (Voodoo Dolls)
Gris-Gris Bags/ Mojo Hands
Hedge of Thorns/ Fiery Wall of Protection Spell
Honey, Sugar, & Vinegar Jar Spells
Hot-Footing, Cutting Ties, and Knife & Scissors Spell
Jackballs
Mirror Box Death Spells*4
Mirror Box Reversing Spells
Perpetual Candle Service
Synchronized Candle Lighting Service
*1 - Please keep in mind, before ordering any of my magic services, that I am a Necromancer. I work with spirits of the dead, ancestor spirits, ghosts, Dark Fae (including Phookas, FarDarrigs, Kelpies, Unicorns, and Brackish water faeries), and also daemons. All of my spells are cast with graveyard dirt and in a graveyard (there are 4 separate cemeteries on my farm: one from the 1600s, one from the 1800s, a horse graveyard, and a pet cemetery). I work with both Human and Animal spirits and in both Human and pet cemeteries. Most magic practitioners call the magic arts I do "Dark" or "Black" magic. Some call it Chaos magic. If such things bother you, you may wish to avoid me, my site, and you will especially wish to not antagonize or annoy me as I think nothing of casting curses, vengeance spells, retribution spells, and mirror box death wangas. Necromancy is NOT consequence-free magic. By requesting Necromantic spells cast on your behalf you invite disembodied souls/ spirits/ ghosts/ Dark Fae/ daemons into your life. Once you step in, there is no turning back. Once a spell is started you can't change your mind and cancel it. Be sure you read each spell's individual disclaimer before purchasing. DO NOT ORDER MY SPELLS IF YOU HAVE ANY HESITATION ABOUT DEALING WITH NECROMANCY SPELLS!!!! *2 - Binding Spells have serious consequences. Be sure you read each spell's individual disclaimer before purchasing. *3 - I normally only exorcise (remove curses and/ or trapped spirits) objects such as houses, cars, jewelry, bottles, etc. I will perform a "spirit cleansing" exorcism on you, yourself, if you feel your soul is possessed and needs clearing of dark auras. But I do not exorcise "other" people. Do not contact me to request an exorcism done on a friend, family member, or other person. I do not perform exorcisms on children. I do not perform exorcisms on animals/pets. *4 - Death spells are very rarely done and very costly. (Thousands of dollars.) Death spells are only done on pedophiles, child abusers, rapists, and murderers and only if you can provide compelling proof of the crime. Death Spells have serious consequences. Be sure you read each spell's individual disclaimer before purchasing. |
(A separate page will be made to cover each service in detail, as they become available again.)
UPDATE: (March 16, 2015) Good news. My health is up these days so, book publications will resume soon. I spent 5 months (November 2013 to April 2014) bedridden due to a back/hip/knee injury and then several more months relearning to walk, the offline vandalism caused by the Kboards incident left us from October 2014 to January 2015 cleaning a 175 foot long, 30 foot wide, 12 foot tall pile of garbages, tires, and wood pallets out of our yard and as such, from November 2013 to January 2015, all projects (writing and otherwise) were put on hold. I was unable to start writing again until February 2015.
Because of my health and the vandalism, books have not seen regular releases and the food truck has been put on hold until at least fall 2015. I am still in and out of the hospital, my last surgery was December 2, 2014, and I shouldn't need more surgery for a while (hopefully) I am recovering, so I'll soon be back to writing full time. Book releases will be irregular until August 2015, after which they should be monthly again.
Thank you for all your love and support, you guys have been so wonderful through all of this.
{{{lots of hugs, love, and kisses - for all of you reading this}}}
UPDATE: March 28, 2015: The Church of The Holy Rhinestone has been torn down. This means the shrine/ building previously used for candle services, no longer exists. Plans are in place for a replacement.
While I aim to be as flexible as possible in the way that my services are charged, do keep in mind, who I am, where I live, and how I live. I make no attempt to charge interest on late payments, so I expect payments to be made, in full, up front, in cash, when services are agreed upon.
Do keep in mind that I live in "the sticks". We are VERY isolated from American society. While we lived on American soil since 1530, we are a Sovereign Nation and choose NOT to live among the Americans, as we do not agree with or approve of their lewd and immoral lifestyle. I live on a "Gypsy Camp" farm, which is basically what most Americans term a "compound" or "commune". Many locals mistake us for being Amish or Mennonites, because we live a very "1800's" lifestyle. While we do have cars, trucks, and motorhomes, we do not have electricity, phones, TVs, running water, or even a toilet nor any of the other exorbitant luxuries that pampered citified Americans deem as "necessities". We do not use credit cards and prefer to avoid banks. I have absolutely no way to accept credit cards or wire transfers and I don't really want to drive all the way to "outsiders' civilization" to run a bank check on your bank cheque.
If you make the effort to drive all the way out here to request my services, make sure I can actually accept payment for those services. We are Gypsies after all, we live in a culture/society that does not use or even have access to credit cards, money orders, checks, or any other non-direct cash payment methods.
The printer (Amazon, etc) handles all payments and shipping.
Offline, I accept cash only.
If the book is available online, then the printer handles all payments and shipping.
Online, I accept Paypal only.
Offline, I accept cash only.
I do NOT accept checks, Western Union, cashier's checks, or anything else, online or offline.
(Checks are accepted from a few long time clients. But this is very rare, and only for clients I've worked with for a decade or more.)
Online, I accept Paypal only.
Offline, I accept cash only.
I do NOT accept checks, Western Union, cashier's checks, or anything else, online or offline.
(Checks are accepted from a few long time clients. But this is very rare, and only for clients I've worked with for a decade or more.)
Online, I accept Paypal only.
Offline, I accept cash only.
I do NOT accept checks, Western Union, cashier's checks, or anything else, online or offline.
(Checks are accepted from a few long time clients. But this is very rare, and only for clients I've worked with for a decade or more.)
Online, I accept Paypal only.
Offline, I accept cash only.
I do NOT accept checks, Western Union, cashier's checks, or anything else, online or offline.
(Checks are accepted from a few long time clients. But this is very rare, and only for clients I've worked with for a decade or more.)
I do not handle any of the payments or shipments directly. I simply design the artwork. Zazzle handles all the printing of the items, collecting of payments, and shipping of items. They pay me 90 after you pay them.
All services are offered subject to my acceptance of your order and/ or requests. I reserve the right to refuse service to any order, person or entity, without the obligation to assign reason for doing so.
I always refuse services to minors and anyone who appears to be mentally unstable (wither due to illness or substance abuse.)
I refuse face-to-face offline services to ANYONE who smokes, smells of smoke, smells of beer, or is wearing strong perfumes. I have Autism and suffer serious allergic reactions to strong odors. I simply can not be in the same room as you if you carry a strong smell with you and therefor must refuse service until such a time as you have bathed sufficiently to remove the offending scents.
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If you miss your scheduled appointment, you must contact me within 48 hours to reschedule your appointment for another time. I only offer one rescheduling for missed appointments. My time is valuable. I take my time seriously. Do not waste my time as you risk pissing me off. I have no tolerance for people who waste my time.
If you miss your appointment and do not contact me within 48 hours to reschedule, your appointment will be cancelled and there is no refund.
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Let's get one thing straight right now: I like my privacy and I don't like being disturbed needlessly. I don't like bitchy, whiny, busy-body, nosey cry-babies, and I have absolutely no patience what-so-ever for any self-righteous holier-than-thou you're going to Heaven and I'm going to Hell crap.
If you REALLY want to contact me, you better have a damned good reason and not waste my time, because I WILL curse your ass if you write anything that ticks me off. Think carefully before you contact me. Think, very, very, very carefully.
There are A LOOOOT of Christians in America who believe that because they are Christian it gives them the right to lavish me with every vile name calling label they can think of. Many of them choose to land in my inbox on a daily basis. Several have shown up in my yard, at my home to beat me up. Christian have groups frequently land in my driveway and march around with protests signs.
One man (who claims to be a Mormon/LDS High Priest) started emailing me on a daily basis in August 1997 and continued to send me daily hate mail (both in emails and in handwritten snail mail) until he died of brain cancer in September of 2013. Each of his letters were between 21 to 64 double sided pages long, and brimming filled to overflowing with his "vehement hatred" (his words) of me, my lifestyle, and everything I stand for. He was by far the most persistent in his dogmatic hatred for me.
Then there are people like Kendra. She started emailing me in September 2006 and showing up at my home, and at restaurants while eating with my family, and hacking my forum accounts, and posting requests on forums for people to kill me (in answer to her request a man built a grease fryer bomb and blew up my house, while me and my family were asleep in said house, on October 16, 2006). She is certainly the most insanely psychotic and mentally deranged of my anti-EelKat hate-fans.
Members of the LDS Saco Ward are perhaps the most violent. They included the bomb building Bishop's First Counsellor, a name calling & rock throwing Relief Society President, the now excommunicated gay-hating vandal Bishop and is angry mob of yard destroying & paintballing congregation members, oh yes, and of course the Bishop's second counselor aka the Crime Lord Town Manager of Old Orchard Beach who embezzled $3million in town taxes and blamed it on me citing that I was a "poltergeist" and "compelled" him to do it via my "Satanic magic". They left me crippled for the rest of my life I now have to wear a leg brace, a back brace, two arm braces, and walk with a cane, that after being paralyzed for 5 months from my injuries.
Two of the above went to prison, 34 of the 37 vandals died by being struck by lightning, 5 of the families died via murder&suicide in each case the father shot his wife and children before killing himself. In the space of 5 years the Saco Ward went for 250 members to 25 members. They are currently (2014 to 2015) desperately sending Home Teachers, Visiting Teachers, and Missionaries to my home with gifts and cookies and baked goods and Thanksgiving/ Christmas/ Easter baskets begging my forgiveness for the events of 2006 to 2009 and requesting I remove the curse I placed on their church in response to their acts of hatred.
They bombed my house, left my father in a coma, I had to have plastic surgery to reconstruct my face, they left me crippled for the rest of my life I now have to wear a leg brace, a back brace, two arm braces, and walk with a cane, that after being paralyzed for 5 months from my injuries, and I've been homeless for 9 years since the bomb, because I have $3million in medical bills and can not afford to rebuild the house, and they think boxes of holiday food will make up for THAT?
If they REALLY want to say they are sorry, and expect me to believe it, they're gonna have to pay my medical bills and rebuild my house, until that is done I will neither forgive them, nor remove the curse from their church building and it's congregation. I was an active member of that congregation since 1978 and this is how they reacted when they found out what I was - people who pretended to be my friends for 27 years, they let their true colours fly high when they tried to murder me and my family. If they want forgiveness they need to prove they are worthy of being forgiven.
I am an Autistic, Transvestite, Gypsy, Voodoo Priestess, Necromancer. I irk people on many levels. They see me as "evil" and "scum of the earth" and "child of Satan". I know, because I receive on average 2,000 emails each and every week since 1997, telling me exactly that.
Because of who and what I am, I get A LOT of hate mail: I receive on average more then 2,000 "I hate you, you are evil, and I wish you were dead" emails EVERY SINGLE WEEK - and I print everyone of them up and cast a curse on every one of them, sending a return of those ill-wishes straight back at you.
I am a Necromancer. I work with spirits of the dead, ancestor spirits, ghosts, Dark Fae (including Phookas, FarDarrigs, Kelpies, Unicorns, and Brackish water faeries), and also daemons. All of my spells are cast with graveyard dirt and in a graveyard (there are 4 separate cemeteries on my farm: one from the 1600s, one from the 1800s, a horse graveyard, and a pet cemetery). I work with both Human and Animal spirits and in both Human and pet cemeteries.
Most magic practitioners call the magic arts I do "Dark" or "Black" magic. Some call it Chaos magic. If such things bother you, you may wish to avoid me, my site, and you will especially wish to not antagonize or annoy me as I think nothing of casting curses, vengeance spells, retribution spells, and mirror box death wangas.
I specialize in gris-gris ("voodoo dolls") both "good" and "evil" types. I am NOT a tutti-frutti, fluffy bunny white witch who's scared to cast curses and death spells, antagonize me and I WILL cast one on you. I'm Maine's most famous and most feared "witch". Why do you think Stephen King chose our clan to base Thinner off of?
Tip-toe through the tulips and tread lightly around me. I may dress in pink glitter and rhinestones, but don't let that fool you, I'm not the witch you want mad at you.
If you want to contact me and have me take you seriously, then first you must remove your self-righteous, disrespectful, hatemongering, bigoted, holier-than-thou attitude. Leave your God and your religion at the door. I happen to be a Christian, I know all about your God and your Bible. In fact all of the spells I cast, come directly out of the Bible. I am a Scottish Gypsy, after all, we are of Persian descent, the order of the Magi, that order of God Fearing Sorcerers founded by Daniel of the Lion's Den Fame. It is our guild that predicted the coming of the Christ Child and arrived in Bethlehem bearing gifts, according to the Gospel of Luke. Necromancers every one. Think about that, Honey, next time you are setting up your little Nativity scene under your Christmas tree: those do be three little Necromancers you got sitting under your tree worshiping at the Christ Child's manger. You better find out what the hell a Necromancer is, before you start putting us down.
I attended 12 years of Calvinist Seminary for training in the Pastoral Ministry. And 3 years of Seventh Day Adventist Seminary Studies specializing in the life on times of Daniel. And I am a 5th generation Mormon, descended from the first members of the Concronite Congregations on Heath Street in Saco, Maine, (the FIRST Ward of the Mormon Church aka the original Saco ward) where the ORIGINAL Mormons were meeting in the 1780s, some 40 years BEFORE the birth of "official" church founder Joseph Smith.
Since I was 9 years old I have read the Bible, cover to cover like a novel 31 times. Likewise I have read the Book of Mormon in the same fashion 14 times, and the Doctrines and Covenants and the Pearl of Great Price and Book of Abraham in like fashion 3 times each. I have also read the Nag Hamid, The Dead Sea Scrolls, all 72 of the Gnostic Gospels, The Torah, The Koran, The Book of Enoch, and about 300 other holy texts of various Abrahamic and non-Abrahamic religious.
I have written detailed commentary (most more then 20 pages long each) on each every one of the chapters, of each and every book, of each and every one of above mentioned holy works of scripture.
In addition, I read a chapter of Ecclesiastes, The Book of Daniel, Psalms, Proverbs, The Four Gospels of Christ each and every morning and each and every night.
None of this includes my daily self-guided Bible study classes, which I have held in my yard for 40+ years now.
I am also a ghostwriter of sermons for a few dozen pastors, ministers, and bishops of 15 different Christian denominations.
Honey, I don't care how much better then me you think you are, nor do I care to read you seriously misquoted and out of context witch-hating Bible verses (NEWSFLASH: the word "witch" was INVENTED by Heinrich Kramer in 1458 and was not ADDED to the Bible until 1611, when King James ordered the removal of all words referencing to medical doctors, physicians, pharmacists, and nurses to be replaced by the word witch instead, because it was King James' belief that sickness was God's way of culling evil people from the Earth and that healers were servants of Satan, sent by Satan to remove "God's punishment", and therefore they were "witches". The Bible originally forbid going to any type of healer for healing, stating to only go to the priests [who were sorcerers] for healing via "God's Will" aka magic.)
You don't want to start arguing the Bible with me, Honey, because I know that book inside out, and in addition to the 31 times of having read the King James Version, I have also read 16 other translations and studied the Greek, Latin, and Armaic lexicons to learn the original meanings of the original texts.
So before you contact me, take your self-righteous, holier-than-thou, "I'm the best Christian on the planet and you are an evil worthless piece of Satanic shit" attitude and stuff it up your ass.
Next, sit your stuffed ass in a chair, spread out a nice piece of paper, grab yourself a pen, and HAND WRITE me a letter (you do know how to write with a pen on paper, don't you?), put it in an envelope, stick a stamp on it (you know, those little square things you have to buy at the Post Office), walk to your mailbox and snail mail it to me @ EelKat 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064, via the The United States Postal Service.
Just remember that if you send me hate mail, I am a Voodoo Priestess, Hoodoo Rootworker, and the Holy Woman of the Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine. I WILL use your letter as a "personal concern" to cast a curse on you or bless you based on the content and intent of your letter, and by you having handwritten it, I will also be able to read your handwriting (I'm a graphologist) and know way more about you then you'll ever want anyone knowing. How you write, the words you choose to use, the weight/pressure applied while writing, the color of the paper and ink, the angle of your letters, cursive vs italic vs print, it all says a lot about you.
Because of my ability to read handwriting, is why I do not take any emailed or typed and printed contact seriously. Only someone with something to hide, refuses to hand write a letter. I never trust a person who has something to hide. People who are not transparent in everything they do are not to be trusted on any level. If you want me to trust you and believe you are sincere, then hand write me a letter, and I will know the truth in your heart, by reading HOW you wrote, what you wrote.
Just because I wear pink rhinestones, doesn't change the fact that I'm still a Necromancer. And if you write to me with an attitude of you are King Shit and I'm not worth crap, I will call down the Grigory Angels, the Avenging Angels, and the Holy Watchers of Heaven and all the Demons of Hell and send their blazing spears up your ass. Don't know ho those angels are or how I know how to call on their help? damn, Honey, I thought you said you knew the Bible? All the step-by-step instructions, complete with each angels name an order are right there in the Book. Maybe you ought to try not being spoon fed your Bible in church and actually READ it for yourself for a change!
Likewise, I bless those who are kind to me. Speak kind words and good luck shall follow you. So think carefully before you write to me.
Yeah. Think long and hard about that next time you misquote something you heard your pastor saying, because Honey, he's misquoting those verses to keep you in the dark. There ain't no pastor on this planet that REALLY wants you to read your Bible and find out all the spell casting rituals it details, step-by-step how to do. Every spell, every curse I cast, I cast with God's blessing and in Jesus name. It's why my spells work, so damned well.
I get more than 2,000 emails a week. (More since the Twighlight vs Twilight fiasco). I write & edit books and articles 60 hours a week. I run an animal shelter (feral cat and bird rescue) that houses 500+ animals at any given time, and takes me 5 hours a day just to feed them. I also have a family to cook and clean for, including a husband with Alzheimer's. I am thus backlogged with (at last count {August 2008}) more than 300,000 unread emails. If you want me to read your email, you have a LOOOONG waiting list ahead of you - today is not looking good for your chances of getting an email through to me, and neither is tomorrow.
I NEVER answer private correspondences privately. You WILL NOT get an email response from me. IF I decide to respond to you, I will do so by creating a blog post here on my site.
If you want Christmas Cards, Birthday Cards, or Postcards of Maine sent to you:
Mail me a Christmas Card and I will mail one back to you.
Mail me a Birthday Card (August 13), make a note of your own birth date and I will mail one back to you.
Mail me a postcard of your state, country, or hometown, write "postcard exchange" on the back, and I will mail a postcard of my local area (Saco Bay, Saco, Old Orchard Beach, or Biddeford - Maine) back to you.
If you don't have something nice to say to me, you damn well better not say anything to me at all.
UPDATE: (March 27, 2015) There is someone online pretending to be me. They have been using the ID name "EelKat" on accounts on various sites and posting ludicrous crap. I don't know who they are or why they are doing it, but other then my website here at EelKat.com, the only other sites I post to are:Tumblr, Twitter, and FaceBook. This person hacked into my old forum accounts between August 2014 and October 2014 and began posting weird shit via my old accounts, pretending to be me. Note that, I was in the hospital at the time this happened and was not online. I did not find out about this hacking/hijacking of my accounts until November/December 2014, when I shut down all 34 of my blogs, my social network accounts, and all of my forum accounts. Most of the hacker's target had been focused on my Kboards account, where they attempted to do quite a bit of damage to my reputation and career.
They know enough about me to post SOME (very little) accurate information about me and my life (stuff they, very obviously copied off my website here), enough to make their posts look like they actually are written by me, but most of what they are posting is outright lies, and outrageous inaccuracies, such as claiming that I own two brand new Rolls Royces - I do not even own one! Because, they very clearly don't actually know me, and there is very little information about me out there, they are "filling in the blanks" by making stuff up and posting a lot of "this happened to me" and "I did this and that" type of posts, making claims to things I have never done.
They are also making wild claims about which books I've written, attributing books to me, that I did not write and have no affiliation with at all, at several points making the false claims that I am simply the alternate penname of Twilight author Stephanie Meyers. One post claimed "EelKat" to be a made up "vampire name". No, EelKat Wendy Christine Allen is my REAL name, EelKat is a Kickapoo/Native American word, meaning "girl guided by eels", it was given to me by my Kickapoo grandmother, when I was 3 years old, after she discovered my obsession with collecting, painting, raising, and drawing eels. The Green Moray Eel is my favorite animal, and has been for as long as I can remember. Grammy Eva said eels were my spirit guides, thus why she gave me that as my "spirit name". I have always used EelKat when writing. While I use a penname for my Erotica books, you will find the words "EelKat writing as ---" on the copyright page of those books.
If I wrote a book, it's here on my site. If it's not here on my site, I didn't write it, simple as that. (The Erotica books are not shown or linked to on this site, because of the Google AdSense ToS. They are also not sold on Amazon as they are self-published vanity press chapbooks, only sold locally from local brick&mortar mom&pop bookstores.)
ALL of my books are published by The Twighlight Manor Press. I have no books published with ANY other publisher. (Though I have sold a few work-for-hire 3-page comic book scripts to Disney, those being published by Egmont {Danish language comic books} and Hatchet {French language comic books}. Like the Nancy Drew books written by 57 authors all as Carol Keene, Disney assigns pennames to those, so dozens of authors write the comic script, when it appears to only be one author.)
So, no, I am NOT Stephanie Meyers. (And please STOP addressing her emails to me. No, I will not forward them to her, I just delete, unread, everything addressed to her.) No, I have never published any books that do not connect back to the name EelKat. If it doesn't say: "EelKat writing as ---" on the copyright page, it isn't me. If it wasn't published by The Twighlight Manor Press, it also wasn't me, as that is the only publisher handling all of my books.
They (the hacker) have been making equally wild claims about my income, in one post claiming I was making $140,000 a month! God! I wish! I haven't made that much total in the past 10 years combined. They have posted my home address in their posts, so they know where I live. They are also copying photos off my website (photos of me) and using them in their posts.
I have been finding these impersonation posts like this, on several forums across the internet. Whoever is doing this, they have been very thorough in hacking into as many of my old (and no longer used) forum accounts as they could find. near as I can tell from the dates on the posts, it appears they started doing this in mid-May 2014, and did most of it between August 2014 through October 2014, only stopping in December 2014, after I discovered it was happening and changed the passwords of most of my accounts and deleted the rest (thus ending their access to my old accounts - they can't hack an account if I just delete it and it is no longer there for them to hack.)
It is unclear who is doing this or why, but, do know that if you see "me" posting ANYWHERE online, other than here at EelKat.com or Tumblr, Twitter, and FaceBook, it is NOT me!
I have ZERO currently active forum accounts. I am NOT currently posting on ANY forums ANYWHERE! Any posts showing up on forums ARE NOT being posted by me.
And Tumblr, Twitter, and FaceBook are the ONLY currently active social network accounts I have.
I will be so happy when all this Kboards hacker court drama is over, so I have time to write regular again. Damn it. I hate all the time this jackass thug is wasting for me. I spent 5 months bedridden, and I get out of the hospital to find out that while I was offline some creep hijacked my forum accounts and social networks and raised absolute hell. God! What is wrong with people? I am so sick and tired of trouble makers. What is it with shit-headed people like that, that possesses them to do something like this?
I get out of the hospital from months and months and months of medical hell and not being able to write or publish the whole time, think FINALLY I can get back to my daily writing and monthly publishing schedule, and then I find out what this jerk was doing to my accounts while I was offline and now I have THAT mess to clean up and straighten out before I can get back to writing regular again.
Needless to say, I find what this person is doing to be quite annoying and they have been properly cursed to fit their crimes.
My ToS and Retribution Policy has been in place and on all of my websites since 1997.
It seems they overlooked one very important little fact: I am EelKat, the one and only, the single most feared Gypsy Witch/Necromancer in New England, made famous by being featured in Stephen King's The Thinner. Did you really think you could impersonate me and get away with it?
You should have researched me better before impersonating me and pissing me off.
The death of a thousand hungers I rain upon your head. All your ill intents now mirror back upon you. For seven years, you shall suffer, you and your family and your children, shall all wish you had never been born. So let it be written, so let it be done.