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I Now Hold The World Record
For The Highest Level Ever Achieved in Witcher 3!!

If This Video Is Active, I'm Live Streaming Right Now...

WARNING:
Avallac'h & Ciri Shipping Happens Daily In My Cult of Avallac'h Stream
(This seems to piss people off so we seem to need to provide a warning about it)

For those asking if I'm ever going to return to Twitch streaming... I don't know at this point. I'm sick of the harassment.

It's been 2 years since I last did a stream when ThingyChan DID NOT send her group of shithead dipshits to my chat to chant "deserved to be raped" and "kill eelkat".... she has done it with 712 of my streams so far and blocking her and her 800 dipshit cultist followers do no good because they create new throwaway accounts as fast as I block and ban them.

That was bad enough, but she also made 200+ VODs each 4 to 7 hours long, that do nothing but spread highly sexualized malicious lies about me, in which she made the false accusation calling me a "bondage freak", a "BDSM dominatrix", and claiming I had a "foot fetish".

Her running gag memes on Discord are out of control, and not having a Discord myself, I was unaware of them. She started a trend, where if anyone, anywhere, talking about anything, said the word "BDSM", "bondage" or "foot fetish", everyone who read it was to reply in the comments below it "just like EelKat".

Additionally, she built up this massive post-written-rpg-fan-fiction of me, while claiming it was 100% true, depicting me as a whip carrying, pleather wearing, BDSM dominatrix, strip dancer, porn star, who own a gang bang house for men to pay money to be tortured by me.

This went on for 2 full years on Discord before I found out about it, and spanned over 2,000+ Discord posts, JUST WRITTEN BY HER, and not including the many, many, many TENS OF THOUSANDS of posts written by her fans, including her 150+ of which where she used the line: "EelKat is a cunt for liking that pussy Avallac'h".

One of the worst things she did, was to take the horrifying sexual, child abuse I suffered through at the hands of my uncles, and take word for word, line by line, EVERYTHING my uncles dd to me as a child, and make memes of Avallac'h doing those things to Ciri, knowing full well Avallac'h and Ciri and my favorite characters and that my obsession with Avallac'h is in part psychiatric prescribe therapy to use as a coping mechanism for dealing with the abuse I went through at the hands of my pedophile uncles.

On Twitch, she made an active stalking habit of finding very-pro-fundy-Christian groups, telling them her wild sex lies about me, working them into violent attack mode frenzies, and then siccing them on my channel chanting in my chat the message "deserve to be raped" and "kill eelkat". This went on from August 2018.

The worst thing though was sending 5 gang rapists with guns to my house. They totaled 3 cars including my Dazzling Razzberry, raped 2 military wives in the apartment next door to mine, killed a 10 year old boy, beat up and hospitalized 3 elderly men including my 82 year old dad who they put in the hospital with a ruptured kidney, and did $230,000 in damages to our landlord's apartment building, resulting in the city condemning the building, making 28 families homeless, which is why my family moved February 2019.

For the longest time, I was baffled and puzzled by the wild hate that was daily posted in my Twitch chat, from people who were clearly being sent to my channel, pre-worked up, and in a mass hoard, but I could not understand who was sending them or why.

I discovered ThingyChan as being the source of the harassment, on October 21, 2019, when I saw one of her live streams, where she was making a 3d model of a character who she titled "Bjorn The Bondage Freak Just Like EelKat". I had started watching the stream, to find out why my name was in the title. I watched for 3 hours while she and OutSideLane, another streamer on a multi-stream, and 37 members in her chat, and as many more in his chat, in total over 90 people, spent the entirety of the stream talking about my supposed BDSM bondage sex life and how they should make the 3D model Bjorn do the things I supposedly did.

The other streamer suddenly stopped talking and told ThingyChan: "EelKat's in your viewer list, let's take this to Discord" at which point they ended the multi stream.

So, I went to Discord to see what moving it to Discord meant and that's when I found the 2 year long running gag, the 2,000+ posts, and the 200+ VODs.

Among the VODs was one that she did on my birthday August 13, 2019, that was a JackBox stream, and was fully devoted to making 5 hours of lewd, sexualized jokes about me and Avallac'h, and had over 300 people in chat joining in.

When I contacted her to ask why she was doing this... her answer was: "Because it's fun!", "It's just a joke!" and "Besides, retarded cunts don't belong on Twitch".

Jokes are funny. Nothing about what she did is funny. Everything about what she did was mean and hurtful.
And jokes don't cause harm. Two women were raped. A boy died. 3 elderly men were hospitalized. 3 cars were totaled. 28 families were made homeless. The landlord lost his business.

Those are some pretty BIG side effects for "just a joke".

What she did was mean, cruel, and far from harmless.

She has taken her "meme joke" harassment to levels of mind boggling extremes and, I'm just sick of it. She is out of control and she needs to stop.

I would like to be able to stream on Twitch without this psychotic bitch and her equally psychotic followers harassing me, each and every single stream.

I'm not bothering her, I don't know why she is bothering me.

I want her to leave me alone.

Evil is as evil does.

This is a perfect example of an evil person, doing evil things.

Bullies don't care, because bullies are mean and mean people care about no one.

These people are very, very, very mean.

August 2, 2020 UPDATE TO the above...

Twitch has now taken action against the attacks on my Twitch channel, so I may return to streaming soon...

Jokes can get you banned from Twitch, yes. One streamer spent the past 2 years "telling jokes" about me on their stream and discord, only I was unaware of it. Their followers started spreading the joke on other social medias.

The joke was telling people that I, a hijab wearing, modesty dressed Mormon, was a BDSM dominatrix running a gang bang service out of my house. The joke became a running gag, that involved more than 800 people across more than a dozen websites. In total more then 800 viewers helped this group of streamers slander my name with sex lies about me. They started "the joke" in April 2018, but I wouldn't find out about it for a very long time.

February 2019 -- 5 men with guns and baseball bats showed up at my apartment building... they raped 2 women, they beat up a lot of people, 3 elderly men, including my 82-year-old dad ended up in the hospital, my dad with a ruptured kidney, 3 cars in the driveway were totaled, including my daily driver, they smashed out the windows and walls of the building ripped out pipes and wires, did $230,000 in damages to the building... it was a medical building next door to a hospital, patients on life support and their families lived there... they ran through pulling out life support equipment... a 10 year old boy died because of it... the town condemned the building the damage was so bad, resulting in 28 families, becoming homeless .... it happened during a stream, so part of it was caught on live stream and the police got 300+ 911 calls from countries all over the world, reporting the attack.... the guys when arrested, said a streamer on Twitch, via her Discord, sent them, told them I was a BDSM dominatrix and that all the apartments in my apartment building with gang bang shops.... that's how I found about the "joke"... via the police report.

There's a big lawsuit going on right now, with everyone involved. 2 streamers are now in prison, several viewers are in jail or out on bail, more will likely follow.

The FBI is investigating every streamer and every viewer involved in the "joke".

And 2 weeks ago (July 2020) Twitch banned more than 70 of the people involved, including more than 20 streamers. The 800 viewers involved in the joke have also all received various forms of Twitch bans and suspensions.... for "just a joke" that in some cases they said only once, as long ago as 2 years ago, and not even on Twitch.

Do not underestimate something being "just a joke" and the consequences you could face for "just a joke".

*(The investigation into this is still ongoing. If you have information on any of the people involved in inciting this event, FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the

I have Kanner's Syndrome (ACTUAL Autism, not Aspergers), which means I'm not good at group things. I'm classified as Savant, meaning I have a few things that I obsess about, big time, and have world records in them as a result, and everything else in my life I still require a caretaker to help me with.

I was believed to be mute until I was 31 years old, when a college professor whose day job was working with Autism children, meet me at an Autism Awareness event (I own The Autism Awareness Car, which has 2.5million marbles glued to it - took 4 years to build it). He spent several years teaching me to talk and I was able to get a GED at age 37 (I had never been allowed to go to school as Autism in the 1970s = too retarded to be taught anything so why bother? It was assumed I couldn't be taught, so no one tried to, until I was 31 years old), and started college at age 42.

Today in addition to being a rabid gamer, I'm also an artist (acrylic on canvas and watercolor on rag) sell my art in local galleries, I build art cars and installation art, published over 130 Dark Fantasy novels, and became a retail merchandiser for Macy's, WalMart, and HallMark for 16 years because I'm very good at organizing things... I can't do much else, but I can certainly make sure nothing on the sales floor is out of place.

On Twitch I'm known for my ability to open up a video game and completely rewrite it removing and making my own... I rewrote Witcher 3, removed Geralt and Roach and the combat system, and build my own player character, made travel companions, wrote a new combat system, made new quests, made new maps... removed all the texture files and made all new ones. There's nothing in Witcher 3 that I have not rewritten. With over 4,000 mods now made for it, you can barely recognize my game as being Witcher 3 anymore.... and yet I can't read C++ code.

I spent my childhood and teen years, being told I would never amount to anything. I proved them all wrong.

People see the things I do very well (art, writing, my exemplary organization skills in retail stores, and my ability to open up a video game and completely rewrite it and making my own) but they often don't see past that.

Social skills are a thing I've not yet mastered, which makes streaming very difficult for me as, chat is sensory overload and I have it turned off. I also can't count, do Math, tell time, use calendars, use money, numbers are lost on me.

Basic things - bathing, eating, brushing my hair, etc - that most people have no trouble with, I have caretakers who have to help me do those thing, even though I'm 20, 30, 40 years older than my caretakers. I am VERY low-functioning, but I can write, I can paint, I disect video games, and I can organize things. I just can't do one thing else. Which is very upsetting, because I wish I could. I try too. I don't know why I can't. It's like there are a few things in my brain turned all the way up on super high and everything else is just turned off and won't come on.

And then there are issues with meltdowns, screaming fits, panic attacks, bad ones. Bad enough that I generally avoid contact with the public, simply because I'm tired of dealing with the police. Someone my age, screaming on the floor, people assume I'm on drugs and call the police. It's very frustrating, because I can not control these attacks and I can't stop them once they start.

It is extremely distressing, I'm insanely good at a few things, but everything else, things most of society doesn't bat an eye at, I can't do them, no matter how hard I try. And I'm not capable of "acting properly" or "behaving in socially acceptable ways".

Most people when they meet me in real life, they are very taken back, by how extremely disabled I am. Fans of my novels, meet me at book signings and ask: "So, what's the joke, what's this retard doing here, where's the author?" They refuse to believe, someone as deeply retarded as me, is capable of writing novels.

It hurts a lot, people's reactions to meeting me and them finding out the reality of what ACTUAL Autism, Kanner's Syndrome, is really like... and that it's NOTHING like Asperger's, with it's "cute Sheldon Cooper quirks" that they are used to and think of as being Autism.

They forget, people with Asperger's can live normal lives, they can pass for normal in public if they have too, they get married and have families, and I'm not capable of living on my own or without caretakers, and I never will be.

I wish more people knew the difference between Aspergers and Autism, and how vastly different they are from each other. Far too many people hear that I have Autism, and they automatically assume I have Aspergers, and then they meet me in person, and are shocked, horrified, and they tell me they've meet dozens, sometimes hundreds of Aspies, and when they meet me, they say, they realize, they've NEVER seen Autism before, in spite of all the hundreds of Aspies they've met, and then they tell me, they wish they had known, they wished someone had told them, how starkly different Autism is from Aspergers, because they always say, no matter how many Aspies they worked with, it never prepared them to come face to face with ACTUAL REAL Autism, Kanner's Syndrome, for the first time.

1 in 3 children have Aspergers, it's very common, but only 1 in 1,200,000 children have Autism, it's very rare. In the wake of the mass flood of people calling Asperger's Autism, people forget how incredibly rare actual Autism really is. They aren't the same thing and until you've seen both side by side, you don't realize how different they really are.

People forget WHY I became such a good writer. I was mute for 31 years. Writing was the only way I could communicate with anyone. But I grew up in a family that crumpled up the paper, never even looked at it. In their minds I was too stupid to talk and therefore anything I wrote on paper MUST have been gibberish. They didn't even look at it. So I wrote letters to the cats that lived with us. I started doing that when I was 8 years old. I still do it 50+ years later.

But I'm not likely to be much use in a group, as outside of writing, art, video games, and organizing sale floors of retail stores, I'm too retarded to be able to do anything else. I'm rarely welcomed in groups, because I'm too retarded, too Autistic to fit in, or so I'm always told. I'm rarely of any use to anyone.

Wait... you're that freak that brought otherkin to the internet aren't you? You're like the founder of online otherkin awareness movement or something.

Yes.

I am.

I did on some level introduce OtherKin, or rather, ElfKin, to the internet in 1996.

I am considered to be one of, if not the VERY FIRST OtherKin to grace the internet.

Though, I am ElfKin, not OtherKin. They are different.

I completely reject Humanity.

I live my life, as an Elf.

I have done so, since 1987.

As of 2020, I have lived as an Elf for 33 years.

I hate Humans.

I feel no empathy, sympathy, or compassion for Humans.

I see Humans as vile, evil creatures, whom I share no connection to.

I feel nothing but revulsion for Humans.

There has never been a point in my life when a Human showed me any kindness, love, or compassion.

I have been tortured, beaten, caged, raped, shunned, outcast, ostracized, and bullied endlessly by Humans.

The Humans who raised me, kept me locked in a cage from the time I was 8, until I was 31 years old. They said they did so because I was not a Human and was not allowed to participate in Human activities like eating at the table, sleeping on a bed, using a toilet, or bathing. They said I was a Changeling, brought to them by Demons. They claimed the real Human baby was taken from them, and I was a Demon left in it's place. And while I agreed with them, that I had no similarities to their Human nature, I did not believe myself a Demon either.

I was 31 years old the first time anyone told me I was a Human. But no one has yet been able to prove to me that I possess the evilness of Humans.

Unlike Humans, I feel love.

Unlike Humans, I feel pain.

Unlike Humans, I shed tears.

Unlike Humans, I feel empathy.

Unlike Humans, I feel sympathy.

Unlike Humans, I feel compassion.

I have tried for 40 years, to live among Humans, but I've yet to meet a Human that will accept me as a part of their society.

I have never been welcomed by any Human.

I have never been accepted by any Human.

The older I get and the more Humans I meet, the crueler I learn that they are, the stronger my hatred for the entirety of Humanity grows.

I searched for years to find out, what I was, where I fit in, where I belonged, for everywhere I went, I was repeatedly told I was too strange, too bizarre, too different, too alien, too not-Human to be welcomed in any group, any church, and community, offline or online.

Since I was a toddler I felt a strong kinship to Eels and Cats, thus my name. My Native American grandmother named me EelKat when I was 3 years old, citing that Eels and Cats were my spirit animals.

My other grandmother called me FarSighted, because I talked to ArchAngels and Faeries in the forest. She said I walked through the veil between the Spirit World. She died when I was 8 years old.

As I grew older, and continued to be ostracized by all of Human society, I started researching the things Grammy Eva and Grammy Helen has said: Spirit Animals, Fairy Sighted, and Walking the Veil. That is when I realized, everyone was right... my parents, my uncles, everyone at every church I ever attended, random strangers I meet on the streets... every one, every single Human, as always said, I either was not Human, didn't act Human, or seemed to be Alien to Human Society, like I came from another world.

The more I studied, the more I realized, everything I do that Humans say is strange and bizarre, things like love, feeling pain, shedding tears, empathy, sympathy, or compassion, those things Humans are incapable of doing, that I do and brand me as starkly notHuman, they were all things the Ljósálfar do.

So I researched the Ljósálfar. They do many thing I do, that Humans find to be my most deplorable traits: like growing flowers, being vegan, and not hurting animals, shunning drinking of alcohol, smoking, drugs, or owning weapons.

I eventually came to believe I am an Elf trapped in the world of Humans, as some sort of test.

No. I do not believe I am Human.

Yes. I do believe I am an Elf.

Yes, I AM that "freak" who introduced the internet to the concept of OtherKin, via ElfKin, in 1996.

Yes, I am the textbook standard, found in actual medical books, used by Psychiatry students, yes, those are photos of me you see in your college textbooks and in the Journal of Psychiatry entry. I am the first one diagnosed and therefore the standard by which all OtherKin are measured.

Yes, I am the measure by which all OtherKin around the world measure if they too are OtherKin or not. But I wonder how many of them, know the origin of the term OtherKin and how many of them would call themselves that label is the ACTUALLY KNEW, the ACTUAL origin and meaning of the word?

OtherKin is not a label I use to call myself. The term OtherKin was coined by team of Psychiatrists, who didn't know what else to call me. They classified me at first as "a Feral Child with Learned Schizophrenia", citing that while I didn't have Schizophrenia, all 5 of the uncles and their father, who raised me did have Schizophrenia and because I was raised in total isolation with zero contact with anyone outside of these men, I was raised as though what they were was normal because I had no outside source by which to judge that how they raised children was not normal, nor was how they lived their lives normal. I was told by these Psychiatrists, that once I got out in Human society and found out what mainstream society was like, I would see, how different, how unique, how bizarre, and how unusual and not the norm, my uncles were.

I have lived among mainstream society for 33 years now and I have yet to meet a kind, loving, friendly Human.

This group of Social Workers, Psychologists, and Psychiatrists, coined the term OtherKin, because they said there was nothing I conformed to, no textbook illness that matched what I was. They toyed with the idea of diagnosing me many different ways because they said that on the surface I seemed like this or that, but then, comparing all the symptoms, I never fully matched up.

Schizophrenia didn't stick because there were no voices in my head telling me what to do. After tossing out the option of Schizophrenia, they tried out Multiple Personality Disorder and also Dissociative Identity Disorder. But, I don't have multiple people I become. Both of those have the requirement of becoming someone else, another person. MPD you are unaware of the other people "living in you" while DID you are fully aware of the "other people" and communicate with them and likely have a lot of past life experiences. I don't believe in past lives or reincarnation or being multiple people inside of one mind. I dress up in costumes of characters, but I never try to be that character, I simply like to wear their pretty clothes.

They tried considering Asperger's for a bit, but I missed many, many, many a mark there.

In the end my official diagnosis is: Actual Autism Kanner's Syndrome, with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, and SchizoAffective or maybe Schizotypal tendencies, I can't tell, and the most bizarre behaviour of refusing to believe she is Human, largely because she was raised in an isolated UFO Cult that raised her as a Demon from infancy to middle age. She has many phobias most notable a severe and disturbing phobia of Humans in general and Men in particular. There is no correct diagnosis for her. She is unique. This is a unique case. I am putting in a request to the State for funding to study her. This is something new. This needs to be studied. We are witnessing the side effect of child who was raised in total isolation. A child that was never loved, never kissed, never hugged, never showed empathy, sympathy, or compassion. She feels nothing for Humans. She does not believe she is Human. There has never been a documented case like this before. This is the worse case of child abuse in American history.

I did not found any "OtherKin Awareness Groups" as is the common internet misconception. I don't even use the term OtherKin. It's a label OTHERS slap on me, as further proof that I don't belong in Human society, am not Human enough to fit in, not Human enough to be welcomed, not Human enough to be included. That's all the label OtherKin means to me. Yet more proof that Humans hate me, see me as not Human, and feel the need to put a label on me.

But I am the standard by which all who claim to be OtherKin, measure if each other is OtherKin or not, because I am the textbook case, the original test subject, that caused Psychiatrists to coin the term OtherKin, so most people believe I am the "first" OtherKin, even though groups like The Silver Elves existed in the 1970s, long before the FBI raid that rescued me from one of the Heaven's Gate compounds.

No. I do not try to bring awareness to the "OtherKin Movement". OtherKin is a psychological disorder that for some odd reason, teens and young adults, think of as some sort of roleplaying, cosplaying movement. They don't know what it is. They never looked up any medical journals or psychiatry textbooks. They change what they are on a whim, a Vampire today because they love Twilight, a Witcher tomorrow because they saw the NetFlix series, SpiderMan next week after they watch that movie. They don't know what OtherKin is. It's not a fandom. It's not roleplay. It's not dressing up. And you're a fool if think that's what it is.

People get the misconception that it is roleplaying and cosplaying because I am prone to dress up in elaborate costumes. I like their clothes. It's as simple as that. I'm trying to be them. I don't roleplay them. I don't pretend I am them. I simply like to wear their clothes, in the exact same way, every teenage girl in school has to wear the same t-shirt as her best friend.

When the OtherKin diagnosis was coined, I didn't yet wear costumes. I'd never seen TV or movies or video games. I'd never been to school or doctors. I had no point of reference for what any of these characters would have looked like. The wearing of elaborate costume came about almost a decade AFTER Psychiatrists coined the term OtherKin to describe me.

OtherKin, was referencing my refusal to accept the fact that I was Human, when Social Workers, Psychologists, and Psychiatrists tried to convince me that I was not a Changeling Demon switched at birth like the adults who raised me had taught me to believe.

OtherKin, was referencing the fact that my combined hatred for and phobia of Humans was so great that I had no ability to believe I was a Human, when they told me I was.

OtherKin, it's ACTUAL Journal of Psychiatry definition, is very simply: The belief that one is not Human and is something other than Human. That's what OtherKin means.

Anyone who tells you OtherKin is anything else, has no clue what OtherKin is, knows nothing about it's history, knows nothing about how the term was coined, and is completely clueless about OtherKin in general.

People like to come in saying things like: "Well, because I think OtherKin is about ___ I think we should change the meaning of OtherKin to include ___"

No. OtherKin is an ACTUAL MEDICAL DISORDER... you don't walk into a doctors office and say:

"Well, because I think Cancer is about ___ I think we should change the meaning of Cancer to include ___"
"Well, because I think Asthma is about ___ I think we should change the meaning of Asthma to include ___"
"Well, because I think being stung by a bee is about ___ I think we should change the meaning of being stung by a bee to include ___"
"Well, because I think broken bones are about ___ I think we should change the meaning of broken bones to include ___"
"Well, because I think Influenza is about ___ I think we should change the meaning of Influenza to include ___"
"Well, because I think Diabetes is about ___ I think we should change the meaning of AIDS to include ___"
"Well, because I think SmallPox is about ___ I think we should change the meaning of SmallPox to include ___"

Now can you now see how utterly stupid and idiotic people are when they say: "Well, because I think OtherKin is about ___ I think we should change the meaning of OtherKin to include ___"?

And, no, OtherKin is not the thing where, you wake up one morning and feel like wearing a cat ears headband, so that therefore makes you a cat.

The problem with OtherKin is there is far too much misinformation out there about what OtherKin is, written largely by know-nothing 10 year old children who couldn't tell their ass from a hole in the ground, and think that because they want to wear a headband with cat ears, that gives them to authority to rewrite the definition of medical illnesses.

OtherKin is a mental disorder. It's not a movement. Not a trend. Not a fad. But for some reason, in the last 20 years or so, people have thought it "cool" to "be OtherKin" so, they jumped on a bandwagon to try to be something that they really had no idea what it actually was.

Today, because, thanks to Tumblr and Instagram, OtherKin is now interchangeable with Furries and CosPlay, the OFFICIAL diagnosis of the Mental Illness as listed in the Journal of Psychiatry has been changed from OtherKin to Species Dysphoria, to definasciate from the the actual mental illness of not believing one is Human and the current fad trend of dressing up roleplaying.

People who say I started a movement or awareness groups or claim I try to bring awareness to the OtherKin movement, have no clue who or what I am and are talking out their asses. They don't know me. They do not speak for me. And they certainly don't understand me or how I live my life.

What's your thought on fictionkin? Do you think fictionkin is valid? I'm just a bit curious to know. Personally I think it's really neat! Is that what you do?

No.

I am not FictionKin.

I am EelKin turned ElfKin, according to people who believe in Kinship.

I don't move in OtherKin circles, groups, or communities.

I am considered the "first" or "original" OtherKin, by many in the "OtherKin community" and I hate it, because I have never identified as OtherKin and deeply dislike labels being slapped onto me by vile Humans who try translate what they think I am.

What are labels? A label is simply a way to point at someone and say: "they are not Human enough to be accepted in society". That's all any label is.

And that is all any Human has ever done to me. Label me as this, label me as that.

Never once has ANY Human, ever thought to look at me as another Human, as another member of society, as a potential friend.

Because I am technically "the first" OtherKin, seeing how I was the patient in question, when the team of Social Workers, Psychologists, and Psychiatrists coined the term. I am a patient who was undiagnosable and had "something new", and "OtherKin" was the working title. But because I am technically "the first" OtherKin, I am constantly being contacted by founders, creators, and moderators of groups, forums, subreddits, Discords, FaceBook groups, and other various assorted online communities. I don't know why. I think they see me as a "celebrity" in terms of OtherKin. I'm supposedly the "ideal OtherKin" whom others try to be like.

But... I'm not trying to "be" anything. I don't even call myself OtherKin or ElfKin or EelKin or UnicornKin or CatKin or FoxKin, all of those being types of Kins that people has used to describe me.

I accept the invites and then never post in their communities or groups, because I find myself incredibly uncomfortable around most people who call themselves "OtherKin", because 99.9% of the ones I've encountered are very clearly teenagers and young kids in their 20s who are just trying to be part of a club. They don't actually have post traumatic stress disorder, they know nothing about child abuse or rape, or witnessing multiple murders, or trying to cope with being raised in a cage from the age of 8 years old to 31 years old while also being raised to believe you were a demo, because the adults in your life had schizophrenia and couldn't tell the difference between children and demons. They don't know what it is like to be 31 years old the first time any one ever suggested to you that you might actually be a human, and everything the adults taught you about your lack of Humanity was a lie.

When I accept the invites to join these groups, I go there, hoping to find others like myself, who were never Human, not once from their time of birth. I go there hoping to find others like myself, who were rejected by Humans from the day they were born. But all I ever find are happy go lucky juvenile delinquents rebelling by wearing cat-ear headbands while licking milk out of a bowl. They ENJOY pretending to be animals. They have fun, partying in their fur tails. They have no trauma. They know nothing about OtherKin and it's origins. What OtherKin is or how the word got coined.

The bulk of them are just a group of kids looking for a party where they can dress up in costumes. Only this and nothing more. And that is not OtherKin. Not even close.

Now, that is not to say there is anything wrong with what you are, no matter what you are or how you identify. Your identity is certainly valid and should be acknowledged. I'm not saying it's invalid or should be pushed aside or ignored. What I'm saying is, chances are very high that what you are classifying as OtherKin, is not in fact OtherKin.

That's the problem with online OtherKin communities. They spread far too much misinformation and leave actual, correct information spread far too thin and this leads to a lot of confusion.

The thing is I AM the ACTUAL MEDICAL, psychiatric definition of OtherKin, and it's incredibly rare to the point that fewer then 100 people have ever, EVER been diagnosed with it EVER. Fewer then 100 people in all of the millions of years of this Earth having existed. That's not many people.

And yet, there are MILLIONS of OtherKin, so called, self proclaimed OtherKin just on Tumblr, and not a one of them has a clue what OtherKin even is and that's painfully obvious.

The problem with the invites to join these groups, is I'm not what they think I am. They expect me to be a roleplaying party animal like them and I'm not.

And the fact remains - I hate Humans, and they are just Humans dressed like cats and dogs.

Let me repeat this: I HATE HUMANS.

I WISH HUMANS WOULD DIE. ALL OF THEM. I HATE THEM.

And you want me to join your little group of pretenders? I hate every one of you and you think ha-ha oh she's being in character.

No.

I really do hate Humans.

No Human has EVER given me a reason to think otherwise.

No Human has ever been my friend.

Not one.

Not Ever.

None.

Every Human I have ever met, pretends to be my friend for a few days, then they turn into cruel, hateful, backstabbing bastards.

Humans are incapable of love, friendship, compasion, sympathy.

Humans are evil.

Humans are cruel.

Humans are sadistic.

Humans enjoy hurting others.

Humans are hateful creatures who do nothing hurt everyone in their path.

And if you don't understand THAT, well, Honey, then you CERTAINLY Are NOT OtherKin.

OtherKin is not about your spiritual awakening, your identification with an animal guide... OtherKin is the hatred of Humans, on levels so extreme, that wish all Humans would die.

OtherKin is about you NOT being Human and seperating yourself from Humans because Humans are pieces of shit.

Humans can not be trusted.

Never turn your back on a Human.

Humans lie.

Humans cheat.

Humans steal.

Humans murder.

Humans torture.

There is NOTHING good in a Human.

And if you are ACTUAL, REAL, MEDICALLY DIAGNOSED as OtherKin, then I don't need to tell you that, because you already know evil Humans are.

Humans exist to kill, steal, and destroy. Only this and nothing more. There is nothing else in Humanity.

And the online OtherKin Communities who send me invites to join them.... I've yet to encounter one, single, solitary, actual, real, medically diagnosed OtherKin in any of them. And I've checked them all, and encountered well over a million people who claim to be OtherKin.

I go there are look, in hopes that one day, i will find someone, like myself, who is not Human and has never been accepted by Humans. But there is no one like me. Not surprising, seeing how in all the milinia of the Earth, fewer then 100 people have ever been diagnosed.

And the online OtherKin Communities who send me invites to join them....They do what everyone does and start rumors about me, gossiping among themselves about what they THINK I am, and they build up fanfiction, fantasy worlds about me, that have no basis in reality. They hyped up and excited, fall in love with the fictional version of me that they created in their heads, and then find themselves deeply disapointed when they actually talk to me for the first time and find out that 100% of everything they liked about me, was just fiction made up them, themselves.

Labels. They label me into a group and they love the IDEA of me as that label in that group, but then, meeting me shatters their fantasies about me, when they realize, I'm not what they told themselves I was.

That's the problem with OtherKin and people who call me OtherKin.

You see, they think I'm joking when I say I hate Humans, but I could show you a copy of my psychological evaluation, and the entire section, where the psychiatrist worried about my server homicidal desire to kill all Humans.

I'm not joking when I tell you, that if you act even remotely Human in my presence, I will pull a brick out of my tote bag and smash your jaw in. I've done it many times.

My psychological evaluation, has a full section, of worries that I show no empathy for Humans on any level what so ever, to the point of extreme Sociopathy. Yes, that's a word in my evaluation.

Far too many people look at my being the original "OtherKin" patient, and don't read the full report. They giddy with joy, thinking I'm play acting, role playing, pretending. I'm not. I don't joke. I never joke. Do you know why? I'll tell you why.

My uncles, while beating me in the face with a shovel when I was 8, or breaking my jaw with a cinder block brick when I was 14, or stabbing my arms with forks when I was 4, or driving a 2 foot long foundation nail through my hip leaving me crippled ever since I was 6 years old, or cutting the bottoms of my feet with rusted saw blades when I was 13.... or any of the hundreds of similar things they did.... while they did it, they always said the same thing: "It's just a joke, hahahahahahahaha!", "I'm only joking, hahahahahahaha!"

I have scars all over my body.... scars from wounds that bled for days. Wounds that should have been seen by a doctor. Wounds, that they filled with maggots, because they kept maggots in jars for that reason.

Do you know what it feels like to have you hands chained to cinder blocks, and forks driven into your arms with a hammer, that drove the tines in all the way to the bone, another fork put in, the wound torn open, and maggots poured in, as the adults around you laughed and slapped each other on the back over the good fun joke they were doing, because, the 5 year old girl they are torturing, is not Human, so it doesn't matter, because she's just a changeling left behind by Demons who took the real child. Have you ever watched maggots crawl under your skin then chew their way back out. And finally pass out hours later, and be left there unconscious for days in pools of your own blood. And when you wake up, the adults are disapointed, that you, the Demon Changeling is still alive.

That's what I grew up with.

I was 31 years old when the FBI raid rescued me.

My entire first 31 years of life, was spent being daily tortured, daily told it was okay, because I wasn't Human anyways.

The end result is the only thing in my mind that is more evil then rape and murder, is a joke.

And you'll find out how fast I beat you to a pulp if you dare say word joke in my presence. A joke is the only thing more triggering to me than rape.

Still think you are OtherKin or you know anything about me and my life, how much I hate Humans, or the fact that OtherKin was a term created by Psychiatrists, as a working title to diagnose me, the child who survived "the world child abuse case in American history"?

Yeah. the "OtherKin Community" has a vastly warped view of who I am, and why I'm the way I am.

When you ask me questions about OtherKin and CosPlay and RolePlay... and worse, when you try to sexualize anything about me or make mems about me and say you are just joking... you just make me hate Humans even more. Because you can call yourself OtherKin all you want, but you, running around playing and joking and laughing and smiling, you forget, I don't do any of those things.

Jokes. Laughing. Smiling..... I see those things as a threat and a reason to fight back. And clearly the OtherKin Community knows nothing of trauma, torture, and abuse at the hands of Humans.

OtherKin, it's ACTUAL Journal of Psychiatry definition, is very simply: The belief that one is not Human and is something other than Human. That's what OtherKin means.

If you believe something, you have no doubts, so you would never ask "Am I OtherKin?".

I have yet to find an OtherKin on any online community, who TRULY BELIEVED they were not Human. They will tell you they feel connected, they say they no longer want to be Human. Most acknowledge themselves as the spirit of a non-Human living in a Human body.

Answer me this... how can you stop being Human if you don't believe you are Human? Only someone who believes they are Human would say they want to stop being Human.

They build character sheets, detailing the backstory of their alternate being. But if the being IS YOU, then your life, your childhood, your experiance ARE your backstory. If you had to write a character backstory, you are not OtherKin, you are Multiple Personality Disorder or Dissociative Identity Disorder.

OtherKin you are YOU. You are just not Human and not accepted by Humans as Human. You live with Humans and your experiences with them, are very simply the experiences you have every day, and you don't need to sit down and write a backstory. There is no backstory in OtherKin.

Me? I wouldn't know the first thing about feeling Human, because I never was Human. I never had a transition. I never shifted. I never felt the need to STOP being Human, because there was never a point from the day I was born, when anyone ever acknowledge me as being Human.

But, let's answer your question. My email inbox is so full of so many OtherKin questions. Someday I'll get around to answering them. Let's start with your's.

When you ask me about what type of OtherKin I am, it is immediately clear that you know nothing about me, my history, or the history of the origins of the word OtherKin.

The first known group of OtherKin was ElfKin and was The Silver Elves, and the group still exists. They were founded in 1978. I joined them in 1987. I did not remain Silver Elf, as I found more of a connection to Elves in general, and they were a bit more "religion focused" (like they wanted people to obey their set of rules and such, with was too restrictive for me and contrary to how I felt Eves were). Because of the connection to spiritual teachings, in America The Silver Elves are considered a "legally recognized religion" by the Federal government (same as Catholic, Wicca, Baptist, LDS/Mormon, Voodoo, etc are considered as such). They are really connected to the spiritual and religious side of OtherKin and I liked that a lot.

The term OtherKin, was coined in 1997 by a group of Social Workers, Psychologists, and Psychiatrists and was the working title of the mental illness that would eventually become known as Species Dysphoria.

So calling groups like The Silver Elves "OtherKin" is questionable at best, but they are considered by most "OtherKin" to be the first "OtherKin Group", even though their compound was founded in 1978 and the term OtherKin was coined in 1997.

Being older (elderly) and an ElfKin for 40+ years now, I've seen the OtherKin movement evolve and change a lot. There is always something in it that makes me go: "What the f...?"

But there is never a point when I think: "They are not valid because of ____."

It's always just a reaction of more: "Wow! Boy do they have a completely different take on OtherKin than what I've always thought it was."

And then after I think about it I'm: "Yeah, yeah, I can see how they feel that way. Yep, that makes sense."

I think, because I'm a lot older, and got into it via The Silver Elves originally, I end up taking a very spiritual/religious outlook on it, where I see Elves sort of as my "spirit animals" so to speak... and it seems like, more recently, especially in teens and 20s age group, their take on OtherKin is more, like Dissociative Identity Disorder, like they actually believe they REALLY ARE an Elf or Wolf or whatever.

The first time I heard of the new form of OtherKin, the "I'm not a Human, I'm a Dog" type, my mind was: "Wow! That's crazy!" You see, I look at OtherKin as "I'm channeling the spiritual energy of the Dog, not, I literally become a Dog because I don't want to be Human any more." So, at first, I just had a hard time wrapping my mind around the new "Tumblr style" OtherKin. But then, the more I thought about it, the more I realized, no, it's not crazy, because they are doing the same thing I'm ding, they are just doing it differently.

I mean, I use guided meditations and visualizations and oracle cards to connect with the spirit world and it's energy, and for me, connecting to Elf energy and Unicorn energy and ArchAngel energy has always been the best/easiest way for me to do that. And in guided meditation, you often focus on mentally becoming the Elf or Fox or Raven or whatever your spirit guide is, and so yeah, thinking of it that way, suddenly the new style of OtherKin didn't seem crazy to me anymore and I realized, they are just like me, only different.

And then I heard of FictionKin and I was like mind blown. I was like: "OMG, you don't really believe you actually ARE Harry Potter, do you?"

But then almost immediately I was reminded how many times people said to me: "OMG, you don't really believe you actually ARE Lord Sesshomaru, do you?" because I "CosPlayed" him for 9 years... not to conventions, no, I dressed like him 24/7/365 every day for 9 years, around the house, to go shopping, just all day, every day.

People interviewing me about that back in 2005 and 2007 is one of the early things that brought OtherKin to the internet. When people asked why, if I thought I was him, I would say: "No. I'm channeling his energy. I feel more connected to his energy when I dress like him. I'm not trying to be him."

And then I did the same thing with Quaraun for 7 years. And for the past 3 years I've done the same thing with Avallac'h. And yeah, these are fictional characters. Which, I guess, maybe, would cause other people to see me as FictionKin? But they are all Elves, and I am ElfKin and I'm not trying to be or become the Elf in question, rather I feel better able to connect to spiritual Elf energy, when I dress like a fictional Elf from a novel. It's more like I borrowed the Elf's clothes and just wear them.

It's like weighted blankets. They protect you and help you sleep. Same thing. I have PTSD, OCD, Kanner's Syndrome, and Agoraphobia. The longest I have gone without setting foot outside of the house was 15 years.

I was horribly abused by my uncles and several of their male friends from their church as a child and as a result, I developed a crippling fear of Humans in general and Men in particular, and than, as an adult, years later, I was raped and that brought back all the mental trauma memories of what my uncles did, and I don't know what happened, but my mind was just mentally crippled after that, to the point that I locked myself in my room and did not leave it for 15 years.

2006, I went outside for the first time, in 15 years, and I was only able to do so, by wearing a costume of Lord Sesshomaru. When you read the books, he's fearless. He can walk through crowds and he doesn't care who thinks what, and if someone tries to hurt him or his friends, he would never let the attacker hurt them. He's fiercely protective of Rin, the Human girl who travels with him. He has a fearless energy to him. Very powerful fearless energy, and I wanted to feel that.

I wanted to be able to go outside, without being terrified men would hurt me. And I tried for weeks, months, to go outside. I'd get to the door and I'd freeze. A mental block made my body so rigid I couldn't move my feet to get out the door. My agoraphobia was that bad.

So, I started meditating, channel Lord Sesshomaru's energy. And it healed, but it didn't help enough. So I ordered fabric, fur, leather, bolt of silk from Japan, from eBay and Amazon, and I made what went down in history as both the most expensive and most insanely elaborate Lord Sesshomaru CosPlay ever made. And, when I put it on, I was able to walk outside of my house for the first time in 15 years.

It was like, before I channeling his energy, but now, he was there with me. It's the only way I know how to explain it.

I still have severe agoraphobia today. But since 2006, I can go outside, IF, I dress up like an Elf. The stronger the Elf the better. A powerful protecting spirit.

That's why I now CosPlay Avallac'h. There's no one, more protective then he is. It's what he's known for. His fierce protectiveness of Ciri, the Human girl who travels with him is beyond Lord Sesshomaru's protectiveness of Rin. He won't let anyone hurt her. He'll die to to keep her safe. So I retired the Lord Sesshomaru CosPlay and made the Avallac'h CosPlay, my new protecting spirit. An Elf, but also, a Fictional Character.

He's not real. I'm aware he's not real. But that doesn't change the fact that I can draw on his fierce protective energy, to be able to go outside, go shopping, not have to buy everything online or have others buy things for me and deliver it. I can do it myself, dressed like an Elf, but at least I'm outside.

The fact remains, there's never been a real man in my life who DID NOT hurt me. I grew up with drug dealers. Real life gangsters. They killed people. Throughout my childhood and teen years I had witness multiple murders, Brutal. Violent. I was beaten and locked in cages. I watched them kill people, then turn around and threaten to kill me if I ever told anyone.

Today most of them are dead, in prison, or on the run from the FBI. There was never a time in my life when I felt safe, and around men, I felt less safe. There has never been anyone there for me. No mental support. No emotional support. No one to protect me from the men I grew up with, or the gangs they had shot outs with.

I would read books, while hiding under a blanket to try to blockout the screaming and yelling and gun fire. None of the children were allowed to go to school or doctors. We lived on a farm, in the forest, miles from the nearest anything, fenced in and guarded by riflemen. No one had birth certificates or SSNs. No paper trail. No adults outside the clan to turn to for help. I would read books, while hiding under a blanket and praying for someone to please help me. It was none stop terror every day, all day, my entire childhood. Fictional men in books, where my only friends. I was drawn to men who protected children, especially men who protected little girls.

Lord Sesshomaru protected Rin, an 8 year old girl.

Avallac'h protected Ciri, a 12 year old girl.

That's why I was drawn to them. They are strong men who protect little girls from evil men.

This is also why I take such a very strong and heavy offense to anyone trying to sexualize my kinship to either Lord Sesshomaru or Avallac'h.

My attraction to them is not sexual and I do not like people trying to translate it that way.

I see them, more along the lines of ArchAngels. Protectors. Someone you can look to to always be there for you. Someone who will never hurt you. Someone who will keep you safe.

Nothing will make you my enemy faster than you trying to sexualze me, my life, or anything I do. I am asexual, on an extreme anti-sex level. I have an extreme hatred for sex. And if you try to sexualize me or anything I do, you will quickly find yourself branded one of my top most hated people on the planet.

But, yeah, I am myself ElfKin, but you can see why I find no issues with FictionKin. Also, while I tend to lurk in OtherKin communities, I don't see myself as OtherKin, because I see ElfKin and OtherKin as being 2 very different, but also very similar things.

I should also point out that I think of ElfKin and FictionKin as both separate and different from OtherKin, that they are 3 completely different things in my mind, but that none is any less valid then the other and that each of the 3 should be supportive of the other 2.

My thought is, you wouldn't be Kin to anything if you had not suffered through extreme trauma and your Kinship, is your way of coping. For is, after all, nothing more than a mental illness. The concept of Kinship, was created by a group of psychiatrists, to explain people who are not Human, but live in Human society. You can not be Kin to anything and not also be insane. That is a medical fact. And therefore, all Kin are Kin to each other through their insanity, regardless of what type of Kin they are or how they explain their Kinship.

I think of all Kinships this way. Each is distinctly different, but, all are similar enough that each should try to learn from one another and be supportive of each other.

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When considering any action, it is wise to ask: will this build trust and credibility for EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network? Will it help create a working environment in which I, as an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, can succeed over the long term? Is the commitment I am making one I can follow through with? The only way I will maximize trust and credibility is by answering “yes” to those questions and by working everyday to build my trust and credibility.

Respect for the Individual

We all deserve to work in an environment where I am treated with dignity and respect. As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I am committed to creating such an environment because it brings out the full potential in each of us, which, in turn, contributes directly to my business success. I cannot afford to let anyone’s talents go to waste.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I am committed to providing a workplace that is free of discrimination of all types from abusive, offensive or harassing behavior. Any employee, customer, client, investor, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else who feels harassed or discriminated against should report the incident to EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network through the human resources department.

Create a Culture of Open and Honest Communication

At The Space Dock 13 Network everyone should feel comfortable to speak his or her mind, particularly with respect to ethics concerns. Managers have a responsibility to create an open and supportive environment where employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else feel comfortable raising such questions. We all benefit tremendously when employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else exercise their power to prevent mistakes or wrongdoing by asking the right questions at the right times.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I will investigate all reported instances of questionable or unethical behavior. In every instance where improper behavior is found to have occurred, the company will take appropriate action. I will not tolerate retaliation against employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else who raise genuine ethics concerns in good faith.

For your information, The Space Dock 13 Network’s whistleblower policy is as follows:

Employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else are encouraged, in the first instance, to address such issues with their managers or the HR manager, as most problems can be resolved swiftly. If for any reason that is not possible or if an employee, customer, client, investor, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else is not comfortable raising the issue with his or her manager or HR, as an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I run The Twighlight Manor Press, The Church of the Holy Rhinestone, and Laughing Gnome Hollow and the rest of The Space Dock 13 Network, with an open-door policy and they can come directly to me with this issue.

Set Tone at the Top

Management has the added responsibility for demonstrating, through their actions, the importance of this Code. In any business, ethical behavior does not simply happen; it is the product of clear and direct communication of behavioral expectations, modeled from the top and demonstrated by example. Again, ultimately, my actions are what matters.

To make this Code work, managers must be responsible for promptly addressing ethical questions or concerns raised by employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else and for taking the appropriate steps to deal with such issues. Managers should not consider employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else’ ethics concerns as threats or challenges to their authority, but rather as another encouraged form of business communication. At The Space Dock 13 Network, I want the ethics dialogue to become a natural part of daily work.

Uphold the Law

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus my commitment to integrity begins with complying with laws, rules and regulations where I do business. Further, each of me must have an understanding of the company policies, laws, rules and regulations that apply to my specific roles. If I am unsure of whether a contemplated action is permitted by law or The Space Dock 13 Network policy, I strive to seek the advice from the resource expert. I am responsible for preventing violations of law and for speaking up if I see possible violations.

Because of the nature of my business (religious, spiritual, occult, and magic arts), some legal requirements warrant specific mention here.

Ethics

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I always conduct my own services honestly and honourably, and expect my clients and suppliers to do the same. My advice, strategic assistance and the methods imparted through my training, take proper account of ethical considerations, together with the protection and enhancement of the moral position of my clients and suppliers.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus I will become aware of the laws of the county, state, province, or nation in which I am practicing religious leadership and magic arts. I strive to conform to those laws in my practice as an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker.

Obeying the law, both in letter and in spirit, is the foundation on which my ethical standards are built. In conducting of any business, I shall comply with applicable governmental laws, rules and regulations at all levels of government in the United States and in any non-U.S. jurisdiction in which I do business. Although I am not expected to know the details of these laws, it is important to know enough about the applicable local, state and national laws to determine when to seek advice from local authorities, lawmakers, court houses, code enforcement officers, supervisors, town managers or any other appropriate personnel.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I dedicate myself to providing compassionate and competent services. Within the scope of my knowledge, training, and experience, Il serve all my clients to the best of my abilities, regardless of their race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, or country of national origin.

IT IS THE POLICY OF MY BUSINESS NOT TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST EMPLOYEES, CLIENTS, READERS, SHAREHOLDERS, DIRECTORS, CUSTOMERS OR SUPPLIERS ON ACCOUNT OF RACE, COLOR, AGE, SEX, SEXUAL ORIENTATION, LIFESTYLE, RELIGION, GENDER IDENTITY, CULTURE, ETHNICITY, POLITICAL PARTY, OR NATIONAL ORIGIN EXCEPT AS MAY BE REQUIRED BY APPLICABLE LAW. ALL OF SUCH PERSONS SHALL BE TREATED WITH DIGNITY AND RESPECT AND THEY SHALL NOT BE UNREASONABLY INTERFERED WITH IN THE CONDUCT OF THEIR DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus in accordance with Maine State Law, I do not provide my services to anyone under the age of 18.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus in accordance with Maine State Law, all magical & spiritual services provided and products offered are sold as curios for entertainment purposes only; I make no claims for their efficacy. There is no guarantee with any service I offer, as there are no guarantees with magic, spirits, or Fae.

No state in America allows any spiritual practitioner or magic user to guarantees results and any practitioner to does should ever be trusted as they are not working in accordance with the law. My services come only with the promise that they will be performed to the best of my ability, but I can not make any promises regarding the actual end results. All purchases of a spiritual or magical nature are Non-Refundable.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I strive represent myself to the public with a standard of professionalism. I am be honest and upright in my dealings with clients and colleagues, even though many find my blunt, brutal honesty to be rude and cold-hearted. I have Autism, you came to the wrong place if you were seeking someone who only tells you want you want to hear. I encourage others to maintain this standard.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus I will respect the personal rights of my clients, colleagues, and other professionals. I will safeguard the privacy of my clients and I will not slander, misrepresent, or make comparisons in a negative manner toward my competitors, colleagues, or fellow religious leaders and magic workers. I strive to maintain the highest standards of decency, fairness and integrity in all operations. Likewise, I am dedicated to protecting my readers', clients', customers', consumers' and online visitors' privacy.

HOWEVER: You give up that right the moment you cross the line and take part in harassment, bullying, defamation, libel, and slander. If you are a bully, your information WILL be made public. I have a ZERO TOLERANCE for bullies policy.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus I will continue to study, apply, and advance my knowledge and understanding of divination, Voodoo, Conjure Worker, Necromancy, Faerie Faith, Hoodoo Rootwork and related fields. I ever strive to become more proficient in my practices in order to better serve my clients.

Please remember that I am not a Psychic nor a Fortune Teller, if you are confused about that, please take the time to buy a dictionary and read it. Learn what words mean before you start calling me something I am not. Gypsy is a RACE not a career or lifestyle. Psychic readings and fortune tellings are a Romani tradition, not a Gypsy tradition.

Gypsies are NOT Romani.

Romani are NOT Gypsies.

Gypsies are of Persian/ Iran descent and settled first in Scotland and later in Egypt (thus the name Gypsy). Romani are of Indian descent and settled in Spain. Travellers are of Italian descent and settled in Ireland.

The Gypsies descended from Persian Magi (yes, the Wise Men of the Bible), thus the tradition of magic arts. There are many magic arts practiced by Gypsies. Psychic readings and fortune tellings are only two of the many hundreds of types of magic arts practiced by Gypsies. Most Gypsies DO NOT practice magic and it is HIGHLY UNUSUAL to find a REAL Gypsy with real Gypsy DNA who does either psychic readings or fortune tellings.

If someone is claiming to be a Gypsy and either a psychic or fortune teller, beware and steer clear, they are likely scam artists. Psychic readings and fortune tellings are Romani traditions, not Gypsy traditions. No REAL Romani will ever call themselves a Gypsy and no REAL Gypsy will ever practice Romany magic arts. No psychic or fortune teller who claims to be a "Gypsy" should ever be trusted.

I am not a Romani, I m a Gypsy, and therefor I do not practice Romani traditions.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, when a client's requirements are outside my scope of spiritual practice or area of specialization, I will notify him or her of such. If possible, I will recommend another practitioner with qualifications in that area of spiritual practice or specialization.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus if I believe that a client may be in need of mental health evaluation or care, medical examination or treatment, or legal advice or services, I will refer her or him to a qualified professional or agency. If necessary I will postpone my services until I am assured that he or she is receiving competent mental health, medical, or legal services.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus I will not misrepresent myself or my services while advertising. I will not make promises, guarantees, or claims of results that are false in order to increase interest in my advertisements.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus I will not attempt to conceal my contact methods from the public. In addition to a contact name, my advertising materials will contain at least one of the following valid contact methods: telephone number, email address, and/ or street address. Keep in mind that I have Autism and do not talk, thus do not own a phone.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker I do not engage in identity theft, plagiarism, or copyright violations. I will not substitute the photograph or image of another person to represent myself, nor will I publish photographs or texts describing the spiritual works of another person to represent them as my own.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I do not charge more than agreed upon with each client. There are no "hidden fees" or "add-ons" after a stated price is agreed upon for the reading or the conjure work to be performed.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I expediently assist clients whose cases I accept. To better serve my clients, I do not keep set business hours. Consultations are by appointment only. Please note that I am located in the Eastern Time Zone in Old Orchard Beach, Maine, United States of America. I appreciate your taking any time differences into consideration when you contact me.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus I do not claim that my spell-casting efforts will succeed "100%" or "in 24 hours" nor make any "guarantees."

In the event that obstacles are encountered in my work, I inform my clients honestly and I set reasonable limitations on how long the work can be expected to proceed before the case is considered to be intractable.

In accordance with Maine State Law, all magical & spiritual services provided and products offered are sold as curios for entertainment purposes only; I make no claims for their efficacy. There is no guarantee with any service I offer, as there are no guarantees with magic, spirits, or Fae. No spiritual practitioner or magic user who guarantees results should ever be trusted.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus my services come only with the promise that they will be performed to the best of my ability, as I can not legally make any promises regarding the actual end results. All purchases of a spiritual or magical nature are Non-Refundable.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I do not take financial or social advantage of clients with perceived psychological, medical, or legal problems. Whenever possible, I suggest appropriate and practical medical, financial, psychological, legal, and social services to my clients. I do not attempt to convince a client to renounce or refuse appropriate medical, legal, social, or other professional services.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I do not engage in any activities harmful to my clients, including but not limited to financial fraud, psychological abuse, domination, sexual seduction, molestation, personal deception, or unscrupulous magical manipulations of my clients.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I do not provide advice of a legal, financial, or medical nature. I do not supply advice which is beyond my areas of actual training and competence, or for which I am not legally licensed or accredited.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I do not harass or abuse clients or other magic users, spirit workers, or practitioners of the occult. No matter what differences of opinion may arise, I do not engage my clients in disrespectful, aggressive, mean-spirited, unwantedly sexual, revengeful, or malevolent communications or behaviour. I do however, have no respect for bigots, racists, pedophiles, rapists, child-abusers, and hate-mongers and will refuse services to anyone displaying these qualities.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus I do not require that my clients be exposed to dangerous chemicals or hazardous situations. While engaged in conjure services and magic rites, I do not expose clients to hazards such as liquid Mercury, nor do I urge clients to expose themselves to peril in the procurement of unusual magical objects and substances.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker working out of the State of Maine in the United States of America, I abide by State and National laws and thus I do not traffic in rare and endangered species of animals or plants. I refuse client requests to procure materials on the CITES list, or items that are illegal to collect or possess.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I do not engage in animal cruelty or animal torture. I refuse client requests to engage in animal cruelty, animal sacrifice, or animal torture. I am a vegan, animal rights activist, and do not use any meat or animal products at all in anything. (I am a Scottish Gypsy and a Kickapoo Indian. When performing rituals, I do wear antique fur/ sacred animal skin robes that have been passed down for generations.)

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I go to great lengths to keep my commitments. Promise-keeping is very important to me. I will not make promises that can't be kept and I will not make promises on behalf of the Company unless I have the authority to do so.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I create and follow a process and achieve fair outcomes that a reasonable person would call just, evenhanded and nonarbitrary. I put high priority on fairness and karma. What goes around comes around, as you do unto me, so shall it be done unto you. It is why by this principal, I live by a strict guideline on non-violence and turn the other cheeck, which may seem contradictory to the retaliation policy I maintain, but actually it is not. The retaliation policy, uses a spell casting method which takes all your harmful thoughts, deeds, and actions and simply mirrors them back on you. It is a protection spell cast on me. Thus everything you do, say, or think to and/ or about me, has no effect on me and bounces off of me back onto you. All harm you intend to do to me, simply reflects back to it's sender to harm the sender via backfiring in their face.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I am open and direct in my communication, and receptive to influence. I will honor and value the abilities and contributions of others, embracing the responsibility and accountability for my actions in this regard. Being a person of many "non-conforming differences" I have been bullied, teased, belittled, beaten, and hospitalized for my differences, and have learned to have both a deep respect for all differences in others and deep hatred for bullies on all levels.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I maintain an awareness of the needs of others and act to meet those needs whenever possible. I will also minimize harm whenever possible. I work with compassion in all things, my goal always being to harm none and maintain peace at all times. I will act in ways that are consistent with my commitment to social responsibility.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I take honesty to be a value of extreme importance. I have Autism and it is absolutely beyond me to comprehend how or why Americans justify the use of "only a little white lie". A lie no matter how small or pale is still a lie and therefore is an act of sin and all sin is evil and to be avoided at all costs. The American propensity for lying astounds me. I have absolutely zero tolerance for any one who tells a lie on any level, no matter how small of any color, not matter how white. Liars are evil and are not welcomed in my establishment. I will not say things that are false. I will never deliberately mislead. I am always candid, openly and freely sharing information, as appropriate to the relationship. If it needs being said, I'm going to say and I don't care how much you want to bitch and moan: three things can not be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth, and I will speak the truth in all things, I don't care if it does get you in trouble. If you are doing something you can get in trouble for, then you deserve to be punished. I will not protect you in your lies. If you come to me asking for "love spells" to help you cheat on a spouse, I WILL contact your spouse and inform them. If you try to break up a couple with magic, I WILL contact the couple. Why? Because you are not being honest with them or yourself, and you need to stop hiding behind a lie and step forward with the truth. Always speak the truth and you never have to worry about remembering the lie.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I shall act in good faith, responsibly, with due care, competence, and diligence.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I shall not knowingly or recklessly misrepresent material facts or allow their independent judgment to be subordinated.

Competition

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I am dedicated to ethical, fair and vigorous competition. I will sell my Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker products and services based on their merit, superior quality, functionality and competitive pricing.

I will make independent pricing and marketing decisions and will not improperly cooperate or coordinate my activities with my competitors. I will not offer or solicit improper payments or gratuities in connection with the purchase of goods or services for the sales of my products or services, nor will I engage or assist in unlawful boycotts of particular customers.

Of course, I do have Autism and I lack the mental ability to make any attempt to compete with others. I do not understand the non-Autistic mindset of needing to compete with others. The entire concept of competition baffles and confuses me greatly. I find the acting of competing with others to be one of the most mind-boggling activities practiced by the non-Autistic community.

Proprietary & Confidential Information

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I believe that it is important that I respect the property rights of others. I will not acquire or seek to acquire improper means of a competitor’s trade secrets or other proprietary or confidential information. I will not engage in unauthorized use, copying, distribution or alteration of software or any other intellectual property.

Integral to my and The Space Dock 13 Network’s business success is my protection of confidential company information, trade secrets, and so forth, as well as nonpublic information entrusted to me by employees, customers and other business partners. Confidential and proprietary information includes such things as pricing and financial data, customer names/ addresses or nonpublic information about other companies, including current or potential supplier and vendors. I will not disclose confidential and nonpublic information without a valid business purpose and proper authorization.

I do not disclose any confidential or proprietary information about the company to persons outside the company without prior authorization of senior management unless such disclosure is legally mandated. “Persons outside the company” include family, friends, vendors, customers, competitors or the news media.

Confidential information includes, but is not limited to:

• Business and store location plans

• Strategic plans

• Sales and financial data and reports

• Forecasts

• Products and pricing

• Identity of associates, vendors and customers

• Information contained in memoranda, reports, analyses, lists, schedules or electronic communications and all other documents prepared for internal use

• Information obtained in meetings and discussions whether or not in writing

• Information regarding internal systems and procedures

• Information pertaining to any company or individual with whom EelKat does business

• Size or terms of purchase orders

• Information about customer purchases

• Merchandise assortments

• Store rankings

• Personnel and performance records

• Build-out plans

• Salary and employment information or any other information or materials designated by EelKat as proprietary or confidential

• Information pertaining to any lawsuits or government actions or investigations involving the company

• Information concerning any company investigation or audit, internal or otherwise

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I will not selectively disclose (whether in one-on-one or small discussions, meetings, presentations, proposals or otherwise) any material nonpublic information with respect to my Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker practice and methods, its securities, business operations, plans, financial condition, results of operations or any development plan. I strive to be particularly vigilant when making presentations or proposals to customers to ensure that my presentations do not contain material nonpublic information.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I shall act in good faith, with due care, and shall engage only in fair and open competition, by treating ethically competitors, suppliers, customers, and colleagues. Stealing proprietary information, possessing trade secret information that was obtained without the owner's consent, or intentionally inducing such disclosures by past or present employees of other companies is prohibited. I will never take unfair advantage of anyone through manipulation, concealment, abuse of privileged information, misrepresentation of material facts, or any other unfair practice.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I am committed to maintaining the highest degree of integrity in all my dealings with potential, current and past clients, both in terms of normal commercial confidentiality, and the protection of all personal information received in the course of providing the business services concerned. I extend the same standards to all my customers, suppliers and associates.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I shall respect the confidentiality of information acquired in the course of their employment except when authorized or otherwise legally obligated to disclose such information. I shall not use for personal advantage confidential information acquired in the course of their employment.

EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network strives to maintain the highest standards of decency, fairness and integrity in all my operations. Likewise, I am dedicated to protecting my readers, customers', consumers' and online visitors' privacy on my website. HOWEVER: You give up that right the moment you cross the line and take part in harassment, bullying, defamation, libel, and slander. If you are a bully, your information WILL be made public.

Never forget that I am a Voodoo Priestess and the Holy woman of the Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine. I do and will cast hotfooting mirror-box spells to send all your bad will and ill thoughts back upon you and your family seven fold. No ill intent sent my way ever reaches me, and always returns back on the sender. I am protected.

If you do not agree to the EelKat.com Terms of Use and Privacy Policy as posted here on this website, please do not use this site or any services offered by this site, nor make any mention of my name, at any time or any place, online or offline, written, typed, or verbal.

Your use of this site, my products, and/ or my services indicates acceptance of this retaliation policy and terms of service.

If you say anything about me online or offline, written or verbal, on paper or on a blog, in a forum or in an email, any mention of my name anywhere in any form, that too indicates your acceptance of this policy and terms of service.

Health, Safety, and Duty of Care

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, my actions and advice will always conform to relevant law, and I believe that all businesses and organizations, including this consultancy, should avoid causing any adverse effect on the human rights of people in the organizations I deal with, the local and wider environments, and the well-being of society at large.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I strive to ensure that The Space Dock 13 Network is dedicated to maintaining a healthy environment.

Conflicts of Interest

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I feel that it is highly important that I must avoid any relationship or activity that might impair, or even appear to impair, my ability to make objective and fair decisions when performing my jobs. At times, I may be faced with situations where the business actions I take on behalf of EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network may conflict with my own personal or family interests. I owe a duty to EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network's to advance its legitimate interests when the opportunity to do so arises. I must never use EelKat's and The Space Dock 13 Network property or information for personal gain or personally take for ourselves any opportunity that is discovered through you position, affiliation, and/ or connection with EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network.

Due to the sensitive nature of my particular consultancy services, I will not provide a service to a direct competitor of a client, and I generally try to avoid any dealings with competitor companies even after the cessation of services to a client.

Here are some other ways in which conflicts of interest could arise:

1. Being employed (you or a close family member) by, or acting as a consultant to, a competitor or potential competitor, supplier or contractor, regardless of the nature of the employment, while you are employed with or a client of EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network.

2. Hiring or supervising family members or closely related persons.

3. Serving as a board member for an outside commercial company or organization.

4. Owning or having a substantial interest in a competitor, supplier or contractor.

5. Having a personal interest, financial interest or potential gain in any transaction.

6. Accepting gifts, discounts, favors or services from a customer/ potential customer, competitor or supplier, unless equally available to all of The Space Dock 13 Network employees.

Determining whether a conflict of interest exists is not always easy to do. Employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else with a conflict of interest question should seek advice from EelKat. Before engaging in any activity, transaction or relationship that might give rise to a conflict of interest, employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else must seek review.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I shall act with honesty and integrity. And I shall avoid all actual or apparent conflicts of interest between personal and professional relationships and shall disclose to the audit committee of the board of directors any material transaction or relationship that reasonably could be expected to give rise to such conflict.

Gifts, Gratuities and Business Courtesies

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I am committed to competing solely on a merit of my products and services. I strive to avoid any actions that create a perception that favorable treatment of outside entities by EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network was sought, received or given in exchange for personal business courtesies. Business courtesies include gifts, gratuities, meals, refreshments, entertainment or other benefits from persons or companies with whom EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network does or may do business. I will neither give nor accept business courtesies that constitute, or could reasonably be perceived as constituting, unfair business inducements that would violate law, regulation or polices of EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network or customers, or would cause embarrassment or reflect negatively on EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network’s reputation.

Most business courtesies offered to me in the course of my career are offered because of my position as a Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I strive to not feel any entitlement to accept and keep a business courtesy. Although I may not use my position as a Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker to obtain business courtesies, and I must never ask for them, I may accept unsolicited business courtesies that promote successful working relationships and good will with the firms that EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network maintains or may establish a business relationship with.

Employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else who award contracts or who can influence the allocation of business, who create specifications that result in the placement of business or who participate in negotiation of contracts must be particularly careful to avoid actions that create the appearance of favoritism or that may adversely affect the company’s reputation for impartiality and fair dealing. The prudent course is to refuse a courtesy from a supplier when EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network is involved in choosing or reconfirming a supplier or under circumstances that would create an impression that offering courtesies is the way to obtain EelKat's and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network's business.

Any business that has to be won by providing unusual gifts or hospitality is business we don’t want.

In exceptional circumstances (e.g. local culture, traditions), I will accept non-nominal gifts if refusal would reasonably cause embarrassment or hurt to the individual offering it and then seek advise of its receipt so that an appropriate course of action may be determined.

Meals, Refreshments and Entertainment

The purpose of business entertainment and gifts in a commercial setting is to create goodwill and sound working relationships, not to gain unfair advantage with customers, suppliers or service providers. No gift or entertainment should ever be offered or accepted by me or any family member of mine unless it (1) is consistent with customary business practices, (2) is not excessive in value, (3) cannot be construed as a bribe or payoff and (4) does not violate any laws or regulations. The offer or acceptance of cash gifts by any person is prohibited.

I may accept occasional meals, refreshments, entertainment and similar business courtesies that are shared with the person who has offered to pay for the meal or entertainment, provided that:

• They are not inappropriately lavish or excessive.

• The courtesies are not frequent and do not reflect a pattern of frequent acceptance of courtesies from the same person or entity.

• The courtesy does not create the appearance of an attempt to influence business decisions, such as accepting courtesies or entertainment from a supplier whose contract is expiring in the near future.

• The employee, customer, client, investor, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else accepting the business courtesy would not feel uncomfortable discussing the courtesy with his or her manager or co-worker or having the courtesies known by the public.

Gifts

Employees may accept unsolicited gifts, other than money, that conform to the reasonable ethical practices of the marketplace, including:

• Flowers, fruit baskets and other modest presents that commemorate a special occasion.

• Gifts of nominal value, such as calendars, pens, mugs, caps and t-shirts (or other novelty, advertising or promotional items).

Generally, employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else may not accept compensation, honoraria or money of any amount from entities with whom EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network does or may do business. Tangible gifts (including tickets to a sporting or entertainment event) that have a market value greater than $100 may not be accepted unless approval is obtained from management.

Employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else with questions about accepting business courtesies should talk to EelKat.

Offering Business Courtesies

Any employee, customer, client, investor, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else who offers a business courtesy must assure that it cannot reasonably be interpreted as an attempt to gain an unfair business advantage or otherwise reflect negatively upon EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network. An employee, customer, client, investor, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else may never use personal funds or resources to do something that cannot be done with EelKat's and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network's resources. Accounting for business courtesies must be done in accordance with approved company procedures.

Other than to my government customers, for whom special rules apply, I may provide nonmonetary gifts (i.e., company logo apparel or similar promotional items) to my customers. Further, management may approve other courtesies, including meals, refreshments or entertainment of reasonable value, provided that:

• The practice does not violate any law or regulation or the standards of conduct of the recipient’s organization.

• The business courtesy is consistent with industry practice, is infrequent in nature and is not lavish.

• The business courtesy is properly reflected on the books and records of EelKat, The Twighlight Manor Press, Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts, The Pidgie Fund, Laughing Gnome Hollow, The Church of the Holy Rhinestone, and the rest of the Space Dock 13 Network.

Contracts

My contract will usually be in the form of a detailed proposal, including aims, activities, costs, timescales and deliverables. The quality of my service and the value of my support provide the only true basis for continuity. I always try to meet my clients' contractual requirements, and particularly for situations where an external funding provider requires more official parameters and controls.

Fees

My fees are always competitive for what I provide, which is a high quality, tailored, specialised service. As such I do not generally offer arbitrary discounts; generally a reduction in price is only enabled by reducing the level or extent of services to be delivered. That said, I always try to propose solutions which accommodate my clients' available budgets and timescales. Wherever possible I agree my fees and basis of charges clearly in advance, so that I and my clients can plan reliably for what lies ahead, and how it is to be achieved and financially justified.

Promote Substance Over Form

At times, we are all faced with decisions we would rather not have to make and issues we would prefer to avoid. As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I must have the courage to tackle the tough decisions and make difficult choices, secure in the knowledge that I and The Space Dock 13 Network are committed to doing the right thing. At times this will mean doing more than simply what the law requires. Merely because I can pursue a course of action does not mean I should do so.

Although EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network’s guiding principles cannot address every issue or provide answers to every dilemma, they can define the spirit in which I intend to do business and should guide me in my daily conduct.

Accountability

Each of us is responsible for knowing and adhering to the values and standards set forth in this Code and for raising questions if you are uncertain about company policy. If you are concerned whether the standards are being met or are aware of violations of the Code, you must contact the HR department.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I take very seriously the standards set forth in this Code, and violations are cause for disciplinary action up to and including termination of employment.

Use of Company Resources

Company resources, including time, material, equipment and information, are provided for company business use. Nonetheless, occasional personal use is permissible as long as it does not affect job performance or cause a disruption to the workplace.

Employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else who CLAIMS to represent EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network are trusted to behave responsibly and use good judgment to conserve company resources. Managers are responsible for the resources assigned to their departments and are empowered to resolve issues concerning their proper use.

I will not use company equipment such as computers, copiers and fax machines in the conduct of an outside business or in support of any religious, political or other outside daily activity, except for company-requested support to nonprofit organizations. I will not solicit contributions nor distribute non-work related materials during work hours. Note that as this is largely a religious operation, any use of business equipment for use in connection with OTHER religious organizations is a conflict of interests.

In order to protect the interests of The Space Dock 13 Network, EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network reserves the right to monitor or review all data and information contained on an employee’s company-issued computer or electronic device, the use of the Internet. I will not tolerate the use of company resources to create, access, store, print, solicit or send any materials that are harassing, threatening, abusive, sexually explicit or otherwise offensive or inappropriate.

Questions about the proper use of company resources should be directed to EelKat.

Government Relations

It is EelKat's policy to comply fully with all applicable laws and regulations governing contact and dealings with government employees and public officials, and to adhere to high ethical, moral and legal standards of business conduct. This policy includes strict compliance with all local, state, federal, foreign and other applicable laws, rules and regulations. As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I shall endeavor to faithfully comply with all laws, rules and regulations of federal, state, and local governments, and all applicable private or public regulatory agencies.

Due to the sensitive nature of my particular consultancy services, especially the practice of Necromancy and it's use of cemeteries and graveyard dirt, I am extra careful to get all proper permissions from said said cemeteries and living relations of the dead. There are four private cemeteries located on my farm. All persons buried there are my ancestors. I do most of my work with these graves as I am the caretaker of the graves. When working with public cemeteries or private cemeteries owned by others I always gain proper permits and permissions from owners, families, and local authorities, prior to performing and spell-casting, grave collecting, or rituals.

As an ethical Voodoo Priestess, Card Reader, Conjure Worker, Necromancer, Faerie Faith Practitioner, and Hoodoo Rootworker, I shall not make payment to a domestic or foreign government official in order to obtain favored treatment with respect to the company’s business.

Political Contributions

EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network encourages participation in the political process by its employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else. The United States federal government, some states and some other countries have, however, enacted Laws regulating campaign contributions in order to limit the political influence of certain types of contributors, such as corporations, religious leaders, and non-American political leaders. This Policy sets forth certain rules regarding Company and Employee contributions to political candidates and participation in political campaigns.

1. EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network will comply with applicable Laws regulating political influence and campaign contributions.

2. EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network believes strongly in the democratic political process and that its employees, clients, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else should take an active interest in fostering principles of good government in the nations, states and communities in which they live. Any employee, client, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else may spend their own time and funds supporting political candidates and issues but they will not be reimbursed by EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network in any way for such time or their funds used for political contributions. Each employee, client, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else is urged to be sure that their personal political contributions and activities are in compliance with applicable Law. For example, persons who are not United States citizens are not permitted to make political contributions to candidates in federal, state or local elections in the United States. Other countries also have Laws regulating political contributions.

3. No employee, client, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else shall apply any pressure, direct or implied, on any other Employee that infringes upon an individual’s right to decide whether, to whom and in what amount a personal political contribution is to be made.

4. Any employee, client, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else who CLAIMS to represent EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network in political and governmental matters must comply with all Laws that regulate corporate participation in public affairs. (NOTE: That I NEVER have anyone represent me, and anyone one claiming to be speaking on my behalf, is NOT doing so with my consent or permission.) Under various statutes, certain conduct, which is permitted and encouraged for individuals, is prohibited on the part of corporations. It is EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network’s policy to comply fully with these prohibitions.

5. Because EelKat is an ordained minister, EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network is legally prohibited from contributing directly or indirectly in support of political candidates for elective federal office in the United States and is similarly prohibited from making such contributions in certain states and other countries. Indirect expenditures on behalf of a candidate, such as travel on Company aircraft, may be considered as contributions in this regard.

6. Because EelKat is Clan Chieftain (aka Gypsy Queen) of a Sovereign Nation which exists on American soil, EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network is legally prohibited from contributing directly or indirectly in support of political candidates for elective federal office in the United States and is similarly prohibited from making such contributions in certain states and other countries. Indirect expenditures on behalf of a candidate, such as travel on Company aircraft, may be considered as contributions in this regard.

7. No political contribution of Company funds, property or services can be made by EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network, or in the name of EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network, except in accordance with a plan approved by EelKat. Such approval is subject to assurance by the Law Department that such contribution is legal and proper under applicable Laws and regulations.

8. When permitted by Law and authorized by EelKat, Company funds and facilities may be used to provide the needed administrative support for the operation of Political Action Committees or political action programs, the purposes of which include the disbursement of financial contributions made by certain employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, and/ or others to political parties or candidates. No Company funds, facilities or other property will be used for other than administrative support of such a committee.

9. When permitted by Law, and authorized by EelKat, expenditures of Company funds may be made to inform or influence the voting public on an issue of importance to the business of EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network and its affiliates.

If an employee, client, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else is requested to make a political contribution or to provide assistance on behalf of EelKat and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network, whether personal or corporate, and such employee, client, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else has any questions regarding this Policy or applicable Law, the employee, client, reader, relative, family member, or anyone else should consult with EelKat via Government Relations and/ or the Law Department.

Media Inquiries

EelKat and The Space Dock 13 Network is a high-profile personality and company in my community of York County, Maine, and from time to time, employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else may be (and often are) approached by reporters and other members of the media. In order to ensure that I speak with one voice and provide accurate information about myself and my company, products and services, I DO NOT ALLOW any employees, customers, clients, investors, readers, relatives, family members, or anyone else to speak for me or my company. If you are approached by any media you should direct all media inquiries to me, EelKat, directly. No one may issue a press release on my behalf, for any reason, at all, EVER.

NOTE: That I NEVER have anyone represent me, and anyone one claiming to be speaking on my behalf, is NOT doing so with my consent or permission.

CTR: Choose The Right

We must all work together to ensure prompt and consistent action against violations of this Code. In some situations, however, it is difficult to know if a violation has occurred. Because we cannot anticipate every situation that will arise, it is important that we have a way to approach a new question or problem. These are the steps to keep in mind:

Make sure you have all the facts. In order to reach the right solutions, we must be as informed as possible. Never ASSUME for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Clarify your responsibility and role. In most situations, there is shared responsibility. Are your colleagues informed? It may help to get others involved and discuss the problem.

Discuss the problem with your supervisor. This is the basic guidance for all situations. In many cases, your supervisor will be more knowledgeable about the questions, and he or she will appreciate being consulted as part of the decision-making process.

You may report ethical violations in confidence without fear of retaliation. If your situation requires that your identity be kept secret, your anonymity will be protected to the maximum extent consistent with my legal obligations. I in all circumstances prohibits retaliation of any kind against those who report ethical violations in good faith.

Ask first, act later. If you are unsure of what to do in any situation, seek guidance before you act.

Several key questions can help identify situations that may be unethical, inappropriate or illegal. Ask yourself:

• What specifically am I being asked to do?

• Does it seem unethical or improper? Use your judgment and common sense. If something seems unethical or improper, it probably is.

• Does what I am doing comply with the EelKat's and/ or The Space Dock 13 Network's guiding principles, Code of Conduct and company policies?

• Have I been asked to misrepresent information or deviate from normal procedure? Think carefully on this one. I've been misrepresented before, and I am well acquainted with the local court houses and all the ways possible to drag you, your family, your business, and anyone involved in you through many years of legal mud.

• Would I feel comfortable describing my decision at a staff meeting? Yes? No? I WILL expect you to explain yourself and your actions. Remember, I have Autism, I expect full details in correct and proper grammar.

• How would it look if it made the headlines? Remember, I am OFTEN in the news, on TV, in the newspapers, etc, etc, etc. I have been for more then 40 years. If you get involved in any sort of a situation involving me, how will YOU be seen in the eyes of my adoring public?

• Am I being loyal to my family, my company and myself? Be loyal. Loyalty is good. I like loyalty.

• What would I tell my child to do? If you wouldn't ask your child to do it, you probably shouldn't be doing it either.

• Is this the right thing to do? Remember: CTR = Choose The Right. Always choose the right thing to do.

Good Judgement Rule

Although this Code attempts to deal with many types of business conduct considered to be unethical, improper or detrimental to EelKat’s reputation or interests, no company policy could ever anticipate every situation that arises during the course of your employment. You are, therefore, advised to use good judgment in dealing with issues that confront you in applying the Code to unusual situations not specifically covered by the Code.

Work For Hire~
Twighlight Manor Press Freelance Writer Agreement

The following contract and terms are to be printed up and signed by both parties before I will enter into any Work For Hire Freelance Writing Agreement:

EelKat Wendy C Allen

The Twighlight Manor Press

146 Portland Ave

Old Orchard Beach,

Maine, 04064-1520

United States of America

[THE COMPANY]

[YOUR ADDRESS]

[YOUR CITY]

[YOUR ZIP CODE]

[YOUR COUNTRY]

you@yourEMAIL.com

FREELANCE WRITER AGREEMENT

This AGREEMENT ("Agreement") is made and effective on ______________ (MM/DD/YYYY), is entered into by and between EelKat Wendy Christine Allen (herein called “EelKat”) and ____________________ (Insert the name and address of [THE COMPANY]) (herein called the “Company”).NOW, THEREFORE, in consideration of the mutual promises contained herein, the parties agree as follows terms:

Services to be Provided by EelKat: EelKat agrees to submit, on her sole initiative, written articles to the [THE COMPANY] on the following subjects, _____________________ (the "manuscript/ articles"). The manner and method of producing these manuscript/ articles is solely at the discretion of EelKat; [THE COMPANY] has no right of control over EelKat's manner or method of performance under this Agreement. EelKat will submit manuscript/ articles in accordance with the schedule of copy deadlines being used by the [THE COMPANY].

Work to be Performed: EelKat will write and submit manuscript/ article to Company as following; Subject: Length: Schedule for submission: Writer has the sole discretion to decide the manner and method in which manuscript/ article shall be produced. [THE COMPANY] reserves the right to edit and abridge as necessary.

Compensation: [THE COMPANY] agrees to pay EelKat $________ per manuscript/ article published by [THE COMPANY]. [THE COMPANY] agrees to pay $____ per Photograph taken by Writer that is published in conjunction with an manuscript/ article. [THE COMPANY] has sole discretion to decide which manuscript/ article/s and photograph(s) submitted by EelKat is/ are to be published. Payment will be made:

[] a) within ___ days of publication or

[] b) upon acceptance of manuscript/ article.

Kill Fee: The manuscript/ article on the topic of _____ is scheduled for publication by ______________(date). In the event that [THE COMPANY] decides not to publish the article as scheduled, it will pay EelKat $________ kill fee. All rights will then revert to Writer. Under no circumstances will EelKat be paid on an hourly, daily or other basis that is a function of time. EelKat acknowledges and agrees that [THE COMPANY] will only pay EelKat for manuscript/ articles that are published and [THE COMPANY] has the sole and exclusive authority to determine whether or not to publish any and all manuscript/ articles submitted by EelKat. [THE COMPANY] agrees to pay EelKat $_______ per photograph published in conjunction with an manuscript/ article; however, EelKat understands and agrees that [THE COMPANY] may publish, at its sole discretion, any number of photographs less than or equal to those submitted by EelKat with the manuscript/ article.

Original Content: EelKat warrants that the work is original, accurate, and does not infringe on any copyright.

Copyright:

[]A: The Freelance Writer [EelKat] [EelKat] retains the copyright to the specified work but grants to [THE COMPANY] the following rights: (choose one or more)

[] First Serial Rights

[] One-Time Rights

[] Second Serial Rights

[] Electronic Rights

[] All Rights

[] Subsidiary Rights

[] Dramatic, Television and Motion Picture Rights

[]B: Work to be performed as Work for Hire. All rights to remain with [THE COMPANY].

Assignment and Ownership of Intellectual Property: EelKat hereby understands and agrees that all manuscript/ articles submitted to, and published by, [THE COMPANY] under this Agreement shall be considered works for hire, and further, to the extend any intellectual property right does not pass pursuant to a work for hire, EelKat hereby assigns to [THE COMPANY] all rights to publish the manuscript/ article, and all previously submitted articles of EelKat, in any tangible medium of expression, now known or later developed, from which it can be perceived, reproduced, or otherwise communicated, either directly or with the aid of a machine or device, including without limitation the rights to archive, republish, edit, repackage or revise any manuscript/ article in any manner as [THE COMPANY] agreed to in the comment section below. The rights conferred upon [THE COMPANY] by this agreement shall be exclusive to [THE COMPANY] for a period of _______ after the first date [THE COMPANY] initially publishes the manuscript/ article.

Conflicts of Interest; Non-hire Provision: The Freelance Writer [EelKat] represents that they are free to enter into this Agreement and that this engagement does not violate the terms of any agreement between The Freelance Writer [EelKat] and any third party. Further, The Freelance Writer [EelKat], in rendering their duties shall not utilize any invention, discovery, development, improvement, innovation, or trade secret in which they do not have a proprietary interest. During the term of this agreement, The Freelance Writer [EelKat] shall devote as much of their productive time, energy and abilities to the performance of their duties hereunder as is necessary to perform the required duties in a timely and productive manner. The Freelance Writer [EelKat] is expressly free to perform services for other parties while performing services for [THE COMPANY]. For a period of six months following any termination, The Freelance Writer [EelKat] shall not, directly or indirectly hire, solicit, or encourage to leave [THE COMPANY]’s employment, any employee, consultant, or Freelance Writer of [THE COMPANY] or hire any such employee, consultant, or Freelance Writer who has left [THE COMPANY]’s employment or contractual engagement within one year of such employment or engagement.

Contract Period: This agreement will begin on the date set forth below and shall continue until terminated as provided by either party. If either party violates a term of this Agreement, then the other party (the "Non-breaching Party") may terminate this Agreement, effective immediately upon delivery of written notice of termination by the Non-breaching Party. Not withstanding the foregoing, either party may terminate this Agreement at any time for any or no reason, effective upon thirty (30) days written notice.

Independent Contractor: In consideration of the mutual covenants made herein, the parties agree as follows:

EelKat is engaged in the business of writing articles and other materials on a freelance basis.

[THE COMPANY] is engaged in the business of [THE COMPANY] publication.

Relationship: The parties expressly agree and acknowledge that the relationship created by this Agreement is one of Independent Contractor. [THE COMPANY] is not the employer of EelKat, and EelKat is not, and will not be treated as, an employee of [THE COMPANY] for federal tax purposes, or any other purposes. EelKat is an independent contractor, and nothing contained in this Agreement shall be construed to:

(i) give either party the power to direct and control the day-to-day activities of the other,

(ii) constitute the parties as partners, joint ventures, co-owners or otherwise, or

(iii) allow Freelance Writer/ EelKat to create or assume any obligation on behalf of Company for any purpose whatsoever.

Freelance Writer/ EelKat is not an employee of Company and is not entitled to any employee benefits. Freelance Writer shall be responsible for paying all income taxes and other taxes charged to Freelance Writer on amounts earned hereunder. All financial and other obligations associated with Freelance Writer/ EelKat's business are the sole responsibility of Writer/ EelKat.

Representations and Warranties of EelKat: By submitting an manuscript/ article to [THE COMPANY], EelKat represents and warrants that the manuscript/ article is EelKat's original work, that the manuscript/ article is not owned by any third party, that the manuscript/ article is accurate, that the manuscript/ article has not been obtained by unlawful means, that the manuscript/ article has not been previously published in any manner or medium, specifically including, but not limited to, print or electronic means, and that publication of the article by [THE COMPANY] will not violate any copyright or other intellectual property right of any third party.

Insurance: The Freelance Writer [EelKat] will carry liability insurance relative to any service that they perform for [THE COMPANY].

Taxes: As an Independent Contractor, EelKat shall be responsible for the reporting, deposit and payment of any and all federal, state, and local taxes, including but not limited to income taxes, FICA taxes, and unemployment taxes incidental to the performance of, or payment under this Agreement.

Choice of Law: The laws of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, United States of America shall govern the validity of this Agreement, the construction of its terms and the interpretation of the rights and duties of the parties hereto.

Waiver: Waiver by one party hereto of breach of any provision of this Agreement by the other shall not operate or be construed as a continuing waiver.

Assignment: EelKat shall not assign any of their rights under this Agreement, or delegate the performance of any of their duties hereunder, without the prior written consent of [THE COMPANY].

Modification or Amendment: No amendment, change or modification of this Agreement shall be valid unless in writing signed by all the parties hereto.

Entire Agreement: This Agreement sets forth the entire agreement and understanding of the parties relating to the subject matter herein and supersedes any prior discussions or agreements between them. No modification of or amendment to this Agreement, nor any waiver of any rights under this Agreement, shall be effective unless in writing signed by the party to be charged.

Severability: If any provision of this Agreement is held to be invalid by a court of competent jurisdiction, then the remaining provisions shall nevertheless remain in full force and effect.

Headings: Section headings are not to be considered a part of this Agreement and are not intended to be a full and accurate description of the contents hereof.

Additional Comments A:______________________________

Additional Comments B:______________________________

Additional Comments C:______________________________

This agreement will be governed by the laws of: Old Orchard Beach, Maine, United States of America

This Agreement is entered into on this _____ day of __________, 200___.

EELKAT WENDY C ALLEN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

Name:__________ Title:_________ Date:__________

[] By checking this I hereby agree to the terms of this agreement, with the intent to be legally bound.

Signature____________________________________________

[THE COMPANY] ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

Name:__________ Title:__________ Date:__________

[] By checking this I hereby agree to the terms of this agreement with the intent to be legally bound.

Signature_____________________________________________

The Twighlight Manor Press
Work For Hire~
Freelance Editorial Agreement

The following contract and terms are to be printed up and signed by both parties before I will enter into any Work For Hire Freelance Editng Agreement:

This agreement is between (“Editor”) and (“Client”) and concerns the following manuscript:

Author(s): [NAME OF AUTHOR/CLIENT]

Working title: [TITLE OF AUTHOR/CLIENT'S BOOK]

Length and description of manuscript: ______

1. EDITORIAL TASKS

The Editor agrees to do the following on the manuscript: [TASK AND TERMS ARE DEFINED ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS]

2. DELIVERY

The manuscript is to be delivered to the Editor by the Client on or before

(date) by means

of (courier, e-mail, or other) in the following format: .

The projected schedule for completion of the Editor’s work (specify number of iterations, if applicable) is as follows: [TASK AND TERMS ARE DEFINED ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS]

3. PAYMENT

The agreed-upon editorial fee of , [TASK AND TERMS ARE DEFINED ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS]

based on a flat fee or an hourly rate ($45.80 per hour), is to be paid by the Client to the Editor in the following manner: [TASK AND TERMS ARE DEFINED ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS]

The fee does not include the Goods and Services Tax or other applicable federal or provincial sales taxes. Payment is to be made within _____ days of invoice. Any payment after the due date is subject to _____% interest per month (_____% per annum).

The Client will reimburse the Editor for direct expenses incurred in fulfilling this agreement, including:

• photocopying

• printouts

• inputting

• long-distance calls

• parking

• travel

• couriers and postage

• ____________________

4. TERMINATION

This agreement may be terminated by either party in the event of material change of circumstance, with _____ days’ notice sent in writing to the other party at the address shown below. If the Editor terminates the agreement, the Editor will be paid by the Client for work done up to the date of termination. If the Client terminates the agreement, the Editor will be paid by the Client for the work done until termination or , whichever amount is greater.

5. SPECIAL CLAUSES

The editorial credit line shall read

and shall appear on , at the option of the Editor.

Other: [TASK AND TERMS ARE DEFINED ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS]

6. INDEMNITY

Editing is intrinsically a process of offering advice and suggestions to the Author and Client. In addition to offering such advice and suggestions, the Editor’s responsibility is limited to notifying the Client of any unresolved differences with the Author before the work proceeds to the next stage of production. While the Editor will make every effort to bring questionable material to the attention of the Client, the Client agrees to indemnify and save harmless the Editor from any and all claims or demands, including legal fees, arising out of any alleged libel or copyright infringement committed by the Author or Client in creating the work.

7. APPLICABLE LAWS

The terms of this agreement shall be interpreted according to the laws of

Old Orchard Beach, Maine, United States of America, 04064.

In Québec only: Les parties aux présentes consentent à ce que celles-ci soient rédigées en langue anglaise (the parties agree that the agreement be written in English).

This contract may be changed only by written agreement between the Editor and the Client.

Signed by the parties to this agreement on (date)

Signature:

Editor’s printed name: EelKat Wendy Christine Allen

Address: 146 Portland Avenue, Suite 458 @ No Hurry

Old Orchard Beach, ME, 04064-1520

Signature:

Client’s printed name:

Address:

Schedule A

Definitions of Terms

Developmental/Project Editing. Co-ordinating and editing a project from proposal or rough manuscript to final manuscript, incorporating input from authors, consultants, or reviewers. Does not include the following unless specified

• budgeting

• hiring

• design supervision

• production co-ordination

Rewriting. Creating a new manuscript or parts of a manuscript on the basis of content and research supplied by Author. Does not include the following unless specified:

• research

• writing original material

Substantive/Structural Editing. Clarifying or reorganizing a manuscript for content and structure. Does not include the following unless specified:

• research

• writing original material

• negotiating changes with Author

Note: The agreement should specify whether changes are to be suggested or drafted; if the latter, it should specify whether changes are to be made to hard copy or to the electronic manuscript.

Stylistic Editing. Clarifying meaning, eliminating jargon, polishing language, and other non-mechanical line-by-line editing. Does not include the following unless specified:

• checking or correcting reading level

• creating or recasting tables or figures

• negotiating changes with Author

Note: The agreement should specify whether changes are to be suggested or drafted; if the latter, it should specify whether changes are to be made to hard copy or to the electronic manuscript.

Copy Editing. Editing for grammar, usage, spelling, punctuation, and other mechanics of style; checking for consistency of mechanics and for internal consistency of facts; inserting head levels and approximate placement of art; editing tables, figures, and lists; notifying Designer of any unusual production requirements. Does not include the following unless specified:

• Canadianizing

• metrication

• providing or editing art manuscript

• providing or changing system of citations

• editing index

• writing or editing captions or credit lines

• writing running heads

• obtaining or listing permissions needed

• providing front matter (prelims), cover copy, or CIP data

• editing preface or foreword

• negotiating changes with Author

• seeking approvals from clients’ representatives

Notes: The agreement should specify whether changes are to be made to hard copy, to the electronic manuscript, or to both.

“Copy editing” is often loosely used to include stylistic and even structural editing, fact checking, and mark-up. It is not so used in this agreement. These other tasks must be specified.

Mark-Up/Electronic Coding/Tagging. Inserting codes to manuscript, either on hard copy or electronically, to indicate design elements. Does not include the following unless specified:

• creating design in the electronic file

• creating art

Fact Checking/Citation Checking/Reference Checking. Checking accuracy of facts and quotes by reference to original sources used by Author or to other reference sources.

Indexing. Producing a key to the contents of a work. Includes reading and analyzing the work; choosing subjects, concepts, and other elements that together form a systematic guide to the information contained in the work; arranging these elements into entries consisting of headings and subheadings and their locators (for example, page numbers); and arranging the entries alphabetically or in some other searchable order.

Note: The agreement should specify whether the Client will provide a style sheet.

Picture Research. Locating suitable photos or artwork. Does not include the following unless specified:

• reading manuscript and composing picture list

• setting and maintaining budgets

• searching for artists’ references

• obtaining pictures and permission releases

• arranging for and supervising set-up shots

• editing and choosing pictures

• writing captions, labels, or source lines

• organizing pictures for scanning

• returning pictures

• negotiating usage fees

• sending final usage letters

Permissions. Locating source information and obtaining permission releases for copyrighted material. Does not include the following unless specified:

• reading manuscript and composing list of permissions needed

• setting and maintaining budgets

• negotiating usage fees

Production Co-ordination. Co-ordinating and supervising design, formatting, and proofreading stages, and ensuring integration of design and content. Does not include the following unless specified:

• preparing printer’s specs or obtaining quotes

• formatting

• proofing

• inputting changes

• checking vandykes/blues or other types of proofs and film

Note: Projects are assumed to be one colour only unless otherwise specified.

Proofreading. Checking proofs of formatted, edited material for adherence to design and for minor, mechanical errors in copy (such as spelling mistakes or small deviations from style sheet). Does not include the following unless specified:

• incorporating or exercising discretion on Author’s alterations

• copyfitting

• checking accuracy of running heads and folios

• checking page breaks

• inserting or checking page numbers to contents and page references

• marking colour breaks

• flagging or checking location of art

Notes: The agreement should specify whether proofs are to be read in isolation or “to copy” and whether a style sheet will be provided. It should also specify whether proofs are first, second (or subsequent), or final pages.

“Proofreading” is often loosely used to include copy editing and other tasks. It is not so used in this agreement. These other tasks must be specified.

Desktop Publishing. Creating a formatted document from an electronic manuscript according to a Designer’s instructions or a style template. Includes sizing and placement of art and setting front and back matter. Does not include the following unless specified:

• establishing design

• creating cover art

• formatting index

Note: Projects are assumed to be one colour only unless otherwise specified.

Many editorial and production stages have the potential to require follow-up in the form of (1) editing and incorporating Author’s responses and (2) checking corrections after they have been input. This agreement does not include responsibility for such follow-up unless specified (e.g., “copy editing, including incorporating author’s responses to queries and checking the input thereof”).

The Editors’ Association of Canada/Association canadienne des réviseurs (EAC/ACR) approved this model on May 15, 1999, for the use of its members and the public in preparing editorial contracts. EAC/ACR accepts no liability with respect to the proper completion of the agreement or alterations made to it.

Children's Online Privacy Protection Act

This website is directed to adults; it is not directed to children under the age of 18. We operate our site in compliance with the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act, and will not knowingly collect or use personal information from anyone under 18 years of age.

COPPA, CDA, CIPA, Obscenity, &
18 U.S.C. § 2257 Compliance

While EelKat.com strives to be overall child-safe and family friendly site, this website does contain written/ text adult content, (crude language, such as use of the word 'fuck' and 'shithead', etc- and discussions of writing sex scenes for fiction) which may be unsuitable for viewers under the age of 18.

EelKat is an author of books which contain mature content, including graphic and explicit sex scenes, male/ male sex scenes, BDSM themes, Master/ slave relationships, December/ May relationships, knotting & barbs (shape shifter sex), sissification/ male feminization, yaoi relationships and sex scenes, CBT (cock&ball torture), LGBT couples, graphic medieval torture scenes, graphically depicted murder scenes, suicide, attempted suicide, drug use, and strong language including heavy use of the word fuck.

All characters featured in sexually explicit scenes are over the age of 18. Parental discretion is strongly advised.

Many (most) of the articles and blog posts found on this site are commentary about various books written by EelKat and as such, include discussions about graphic and explicit sex scenes, male/ male sex scenes, BDSM themes, Master/ slave relationships, December/ May relationships, knotting & barbs (shape shifter sex), sissification/ male feminization, yaoi relationships and sex scenes, CBT (cock&ball torture), LGBT couples, graphic medieval torture scenes, graphically depicted murder scenes, suicide, attempted suicide, drug use, and strong language including heavy use of the word fuck.

EelKat's books and the articles about them are not intended for children, and while some parents allow their teens to read EelKat's books, she strongly recommends all parents review the contents of said books before allowing their minor children access to them.

This site contains no images or mention of person under the age of 18.

This site does not contain any graphic, adult, or sexually explicit images.

The primary focus of this site is awareness of the Transgendered lifestyle and Autism awareness for adult with Autism.

Likewise this site contains topics of a religious and spiritual nature and deal heavily in topics of "dark arts", including Voodoo and Necromancy (EelKat is a Voodoo Priestess and Necromancer). Many parents frown on their teens viewing sites of this nature.

To access or use this site, it is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED that you be 18 years old or older and have the requisite power and authority to enter into this Privacy Policy. Children under the age of 18 are prohibited from using this site, unless they have their legal guardian's permission to be here.

If you are under the age of 18, please check with your parents/ guardian before viewing this site.

Retaliation to Harassment, Bullies, Defamation, Libel, Slander, Impersonation, Fraud, Defalcation, Misappropriation & Similar Irregularities Policy:

Retaliation Policy: Do know that if you harass EelKat on any site, blog, forum, private message, email, snail mail, social network, online, offline, or otherwise, SHE WILL make an example of you, trace your ISP to locate your GPS location, post your full name, home phone number, email address, and home address here on this site, tell the world what you have done and will forward all your bullying to the FBI. EelKat has already sent two cyber bullies to prison this way, think carefully before you harass, libel, slander, defame, impersonate, misrepresent, defalcate, misappropriate, or otherwise bully EelKat, because she does prosecute offenders to the fullest extent of the law and will stay on your ass about it for years to come.

YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR WRITING, SPEAKING, AND IMPLYING OF ANY AND ALL FALSE STATEMENTS OF FACT TO PURPOSELY OR INTENTIONALLY HARM THE REPUTATION OF ANYONE OR ANYTHING and EelKat will hold you responsible for any false statements you write, say, or imply about her, anywhere, in any form.

The legal definition of libel is: “to publish in print (including pictures,) writing or broadcasts through radio, television or film, an untruth about another or entity, which will do harm to that person or entity’s reputation.”

The legal definition of defamation is; “to injure one’s reputation caused by a false statement of fact and includes both libel (defamation in written or fixed form) and slander (spoken defamation)."

The crux of a defamation claim is falsity. Truthful statements that harm another’s reputation will not create liability for defamation (although they may open you up to other forms of liability if the information you publish is of a personal or high private nature.) Caution and restraint is key to avoiding possible libel and defamation actions.

(In other words: Be very, very, very careful in what you say about me, because I WILL track you down and sue your ass to hell and back.)

EelKat is a survivor of extreme bullying in childhood and now as an adult takes a strict zero tolerance stance against all bullies in all forms. Bully her once and she will haunt you for the rest of your life, she will NEVER drop it. EelKat has Savant Autism and forgets nothing. She will NEVER forget what you did, nor will she allow anyone else to forget it either.

EelKat strives to maintain the highest standards of decency, fairness and integrity in all our operations. Likewise, we are dedicated to protecting our readers, customers', consumers' and online visitors' privacy on our website.

HOWEVER: You give up that right the moment you cross the line and take part in harassment, bullying, defamation, libel, and slander. If you are a bully, your information WILL be made public.

Some examples of what may be considered harassment, depending on the facts and circumstances, including but not limited to the following:

Verbal or Written Harassment: For example, unwelcome or derogatory comments regarding a person’s race, color, sex, religion, ancestry, ethnic heritage, mental or physical disability, age, appearance or other classification protected by Law; threats of physical harm; or the distribution, including by email or other electronic media, or display in any area, of written or graphic material having such effects.
Physical Harassment: For example, hitting, pushing or other aggressive physical contact, touching or threats to take such action, or inappropriate gestures.
Sexual Harassment: For example, unwelcome sexual conduct, whether verbal or physical, including, among other things, sexual advances, demands for sexual favors, or other verbal or physical conduct of a sexual nature, whether or not it was designed or intended to promote an intimate relationship.
Racial Harassment: For example, unwelcome or derogatory comments regarding a person’s race, color, ancestry or ethnic heritage; or distribution, including email or other electronic media, or display in any area, of written or graphic material having such effects.

If you do not agree to the EelKat's Terms of Use and Privacy Policy as posted here on this website, please do not use this site or any services offered by this site, nor make any mention of my name, at any time or any place, online or offline, written, typed, or verbal.

Your use of this site indicates acceptance of this privacy policy and terms of service.

If you say anything about me online or offline, written or verbal, on paper or on a blog, in a forum or in an email, any mention of my name anywhere in any form, indicates your acceptance of this privacy policy and terms of service.

THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING, failure to read this warning or claim you were unaware of it's existence, will not protect you in the court of law.

Not Safe For Work Notice:

While EelKat.com is NOT an "adult" (X-rated) site and this site strives to be overall child-safe and family friendly and does not contain any graphic, adult, or sexually explicit images this website does contain written/text adult content, which may be unsuitable for viewers under the age of 18 and may be deemed by your employer as NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

The primary focus of this site is awareness of the Transgendered lifestyle and Autism awarness for adults with Autism.

Likewise this site contains topics of a religious and spiritual nature and deal heavily in topics of "dark arts", including Voodoo and Necromancy (EelKat is a Voodoo Priestess and Necromancer). Many workplaces frown on employees viewing sites of this nature while at work.

Please check with your boss/manager before viewing this site on a work place internet connection.

Dark Arts Warning:

This notice is Absolutely and totally stupid, the fact that I am required to put it here. The law requires me to put a warning stating that the use of magic is a curio, dangerous, blah, blah, blah.

Ah, but you want a warning don't you? Everyone does. I start telling people how to be a Necromancer and the first thing they do, every time, is interrupted me and say: "But aren't you gonna give me a warning? Aren't you gonna try to stop me? Aren't you gonna tell me this is evil and dangerous and there's no turning back?"

No. Why would I? But it doesn't matter how many times I say they don't need a warning, they still pester me asking for one. I don't know why, but, let's just get it over with so we can move on, here you go a warning:

Dark Arts Warning:

I am a Necromancer. I work with spirits of the dead, ancestor spirits, ghosts, Dark Fae (including Phookas, FarDarrigs, Kelpies, Unicorns, and Brackish Water Faeries) etc. All of my spells are cast with graveyard dirt and in a graveyard.

Most magic practitioners call the magic arts I do "Dark" or "Black" magic. Some call it Chaos magic. If such things bother you, you may wish to avoid me, my site, and you will especially wish to not antagonize or annoy me as I think nothing of casting curses, vengeance spells, retribution spells, and mirror box death wangas.

I specialize in gris-gris ("voodoo dolls") both "good" and "evil" types. I am NOT what people call a "white" witch who's scared to cast curses antagonize me and I WILL cast one on you. I'm Maine's most famous and most feared "witch" or so I have been told...I'm not sure how the people doing the telling came to that conclusion. Personally I thinks it's all in their head (Same way I don't believe them when they talk about demons which I also don't believe in.)

Of course, I don't believe in "good" or "evil" magic, nor do I believe in "white" or "black" magic, or that there exists any such thing as "dark" arts. I believe things are only as good or as evil as you see them, and that if you are seeing magic as evil, then you need to do some Soul searching to find out why you are translating things as evil. If you see evil things all around you, it might be saying something about how you feel about yourself.

By their fruits Ye shall know them. If you see me as evil, that would be because evil exists in your own heart and you are reflecting your feelings towards yourself at me because you can't face the real you.

So, no I don't Believe in "dark" arts or "demons", but the law required me to put this warning here, to protect myself from the people who do believe in such things.

There you go. I even made it nice and black and bloody, just the way you expected it would be. Happy? Can we move on now? Yes? Good. Thank you.

Can we continue now, without the stupid, ignorant, stereotypical, evil, black arts mumbo-jumbo clogging up your brain?

Services Offered*1

Work For Hire~ Rootwork, Spell-casting, Altar Work, etc:

NOTE: As of November 2013 the services listed in this section are on hiatus.

Altar, Ritual & Rootworking Services

Binding (Love) Spells*2

Candle Services

Card Readings (Faeries, Mermaids, or Unicorns)

Exorcisms (Spiritual Cleansing)*3

Di'Jin Bottle Spells

Doll Babies (Voodoo Dolls)

Gris-Gris Bags/ Mojo Hands

Hedge of Thorns/ Fiery Wall of Protection Spell

Honey, Sugar, & Vinegar Jar Spells

Hot-Footing, Cutting Ties, and Knife & Scissors Spell

Jackballs

Mirror Box Death Spells*4

Mirror Box Reversing Spells

Perpetual Candle Service

Synchronized Candle Lighting Service

*1 - Please keep in mind, before ordering any of my magic services, that I am a Necromancer. I work with spirits of the dead, ancestor spirits, ghosts, Dark Fae (including Phookas, FarDarrigs, Kelpies, Unicorns, and Brackish water faeries), and also daemons. All of my spells are cast with graveyard dirt and in a graveyard (there are 4 separate cemeteries on my farm: one from the 1600s, one from the 1800s, a horse graveyard, and a pet cemetery). I work with both Human and Animal spirits and in both Human and pet cemeteries.

Necromancy is NOT consequence-free magic. By requesting Necromantic spells cast on your behalf you invite disembodied souls/ spirits/ ghosts/ Dark Fae/ daemons into your life. Once you step in, there is no turning back. Once a spell is started you can't change your mind and cancel it. Be sure you read each spell's individual disclaimer before purchasing.

DO NOT ORDER MY SPELLS IF YOU HAVE ANY HESITATION ABOUT DEALING WITH NECROMANCY SPELLS!!!!

*2 - Binding Spells have serious consequences. Be sure you read each spell's individual disclaimer before purchasing.

*3 - I normally only exorcise (remove curses and/ or trapped spirits) objects such as houses, cars, jewelry, bottles, etc.

I will perform a "spirit cleansing" exorcism on you, yourself, if you feel your soul is possessed and needs clearing of dark auras. But I do not exorcise "other" people. Do not contact me to request an exorcism done on a friend, family member, or other person. I do not perform exorcisms on children. I do not perform exorcisms on animals/pets.

*4 - Death spells are very rarely done and very costly. (Thousands of dollars.) Death spells are only done on pedophiles, child abusers, rapists, and murderers and only if you can provide compelling proof of the crime. Death Spells have serious consequences. Be sure you read each spell's individual disclaimer before purchasing.

(A separate page will be made to cover each service in detail, as they become available again.)

UPDATE: (March 16, 2015) Good news. My health is up these days so, book publications will resume soon. I spent 5 months (November 2013 to April 2014) bedridden due to a back/hip/knee injury and then several more months relearning to walk, the offline vandalism caused by the Kboards incident left us from October 2014 to January 2015 cleaning a 175 foot long, 30 foot wide, 12 foot tall pile of garbages, tires, and wood pallets out of our yard and as such, from November 2013 to January 2015, all projects (writing and otherwise) were put on hold. I was unable to start writing again until February 2015.

Because of my health and the vandalism, books have not seen regular releases and the food truck has been put on hold until at least fall 2015. I am still in and out of the hospital, my last surgery was December 2, 2014, and I shouldn't need more surgery for a while (hopefully) I am recovering, so I'll soon be back to writing full time. Book releases will be irregular until August 2015, after which they should be monthly again.

Thank you for all your love and support, you guys have been so wonderful through all of this.

{{{lots of hugs, love, and kisses - for all of you reading this}}}

UPDATE: March 28, 2015: The Church of The Holy Rhinestone has been torn down. This means the shrine/ building previously used for candle services, no longer exists. Plans are in place for a replacement.

Payment Methods

While I aim to be as flexible as possible in the way that my services are charged, do keep in mind, who I am, where I live, and how I live. I make no attempt to charge interest on late payments, so I expect payments to be made, in full, up front, in cash, when services are agreed upon.

Do keep in mind that I live in "the sticks". We are VERY isolated from American society. While we lived on American soil since 1530, we are a Sovereign Nation and choose NOT to live among the Americans, as we do not agree with or approve of their lewd and immoral lifestyle. I live on a "Gypsy Camp" farm, which is basically what most Americans term a "compound" or "commune". Many locals mistake us for being Amish or Mennonites, because we live a very "1800's" lifestyle. While we do have cars, trucks, and motorhomes, we do not have electricity, phones, TVs, running water, or even a toilet nor any of the other exorbitant luxuries that pampered citified Americans deem as "necessities". We do not use credit cards and prefer to avoid banks. I have absolutely no way to accept credit cards or wire transfers and I don't really want to drive all the way to "outsiders' civilization" to run a bank check on your bank cheque.

If you make the effort to drive all the way out here to request my services, make sure I can actually accept payment for those services. We are Gypsies after all, we live in a culture/society that does not use or even have access to credit cards, money orders, checks, or any other non-direct cash payment methods.

Books~ e-books:

The printer (Amazon, etc) handles all payments and shipping.

Books~ print:

Offline, I accept cash only.

If the book is available online, then the printer handles all payments and shipping.

Work For Hire~ Car and/or Food Truck for Your Event:

Online, I accept Paypal only.

Offline, I accept cash only.

I do NOT accept checks, Western Union, cashier's checks, or anything else, online or offline.

(Checks are accepted from a few long time clients. But this is very rare, and only for clients I've worked with for a decade or more.)

Work For Hire~ Editing Services:

Online, I accept Paypal only.

Offline, I accept cash only.

I do NOT accept checks, Western Union, cashier's checks, or anything else, online or offline.

(Checks are accepted from a few long time clients. But this is very rare, and only for clients I've worked with for a decade or more.)

Work For Hire~ Freelance Writing:

Online, I accept Paypal only.

Offline, I accept cash only.

I do NOT accept checks, Western Union, cashier's checks, or anything else, online or offline.

(Checks are accepted from a few long time clients. But this is very rare, and only for clients I've worked with for a decade or more.)

Work for Hire~ Rootwork, Spell-Casting, Altar Work, etc:

Online, I accept Paypal only.

Offline, I accept cash only.

I do NOT accept checks, Western Union, cashier's checks, or anything else, online or offline.

(Checks are accepted from a few long time clients. But this is very rare, and only for clients I've worked with for a decade or more.)

Zazzle Products:

I do not handle any of the payments or shipments directly. I simply design the artwork. Zazzle handles all the printing of the items, collecting of payments, and shipping of items. They pay me 90 after you pay them.

Refusal of Services

All services are offered subject to my acceptance of your order and/ or requests. I reserve the right to refuse service to any order, person or entity, without the obligation to assign reason for doing so.

I always refuse services to minors and anyone who appears to be mentally unstable (wither due to illness or substance abuse.)

I refuse face-to-face offline services to ANYONE who smokes, smells of smoke, smells of beer, or is wearing strong perfumes. I have Autism and suffer serious allergic reactions to strong odors. I simply can not be in the same room as you if you carry a strong smell with you and therefor must refuse service until such a time as you have bathed sufficiently to remove the offending scents.

No order is deemed accepted by me until payment has been processed.

I may at any time change or discontinue any aspect or feature of this site or services offered on this site, subject to my fulfilling my previous responsibilities to you based on acceptance of your payment.

Cancellations, Refunds, & Returns

No refunds given on spiritual counseling, spell-castings, altar work, candle work, rootwork, readings, lectures, educational classes, or any similar services.

Missed appointments are subject to one free rescheduling and if the subsequent appointment is missed there is a $45.80 surcharge to reschedule again.

If you miss your scheduled appointment, you must contact me within 48 hours to reschedule your appointment for another time. I only offer one rescheduling for missed appointments. My time is valuable. I take my time seriously. Do not waste my time as you risk pissing me off. I have no tolerance for people who waste my time.

If you miss your appointment and do not contact me within 48 hours to reschedule, your appointment will be cancelled and there is no refund.

If you need to reschedule your appointment, please contact me at least 48 hours in advance of your appointed time. Please keep in mind that I do not own a phone because I have Autism and Selective Mutism and because of the bulk of emails I receive I stopped reading emails several years ago, and thus you MUST come to my farm and contact me in person to notify me of your cancellation.

General Website Disclaimer:

Website Disclaimer: The information contained in this website are opinion pieces and editorials, for general information purposes only. The information is provided by EelKat and while I endeavour to keep the information up to date and correct, I make no representations or warranties of any kind, express or implied, about the completeness, accuracy, reliability, suitability or availability with respect to the website or the information, products, services, or related graphics contained on the website for any purpose. Any reliance you place on such information is therefore strictly at your own risk.

In no event will EelKat be liable for any loss or damage including without limitation, indirect or consequential loss or damage, or any loss or damage whatsoever arising from loss of data or profits arising out of, or in connection with, the use of this website.

Through this website you are able to link to other websites which are not under the control of EelKat. I have no control over the nature, content and availability of those sites. The inclusion of any links does not necessarily imply a recommendation or endorse the views expressed within them.

Every effort is made to keep the website up and running smoothly. However, EelKat takes no responsibility for, and will not be liable for, the website being temporarily unavailable due to technical issues beyond her control.

Limitation of Liability

YOU AGREE THAT UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHALL WE BE LIABLE FOR DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, SPECIAL, PUNITIVE, EXEMPLARY, OR ANY OTHER DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF YOUR USE OF THE SITE OR SERVICE. ADDITIONALLY, EELKAT IS NOT LIABLE FOR DAMAGES IN CONNECTION WITH:

(I) ANY FAILURE OF PERFORMANCE, ERROR, OMISSION, DENIAL OF SERVICE, ATTACK, INTERRUPTION, DELETION, DEFECT, DELAY IN OPERATION OR TRANSMISSION, COMPUTER VIRUS, OR LINE OR SYSTEM FAILURE;
(II) LOSS OF REVENUE, ANTICIPATED PROFITS, BUSINESS, SAVINGS, GOODWILL OR DATA; AND
(III) THIRD PARTY THEFT OF, DESTRUCTION OF, UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO, ALTERATION OF, OR USE OF YOUR INFORMATION OR PROPERTY, REGARDLESS OF OUR NEGLIGENCE, GROSS NEGLIGENCE, FAILURE OF AN ESSENTIAL PURPOSE AND WHETHER SUCH LIABILITY ARISES IN NEGLIGENCE, CONTRACT, TORT, OR ANY OTHER THEORY OF LEGAL LIABILITY.

THE FOREGOING APPLIES EVEN IF EELKAT HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF OR COULD HAVE FORESEEN THE DAMAGES.

IN THOSE STATES THAT DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR THE DAMAGES, OUR LIABILITY IS LIMITED TO THE FULLEST POSSIBLE EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW.

IN NO EVENT SHALL EELKAT’S CUMULATIVE LIABILITY TO YOU EXCEED THE TOTAL PURCHASE PRICE OF THE SERVICE YOU HAVE PURCHASED FROM EELKAT, AND IF NO PURCHASE HAS BEEN MADE BY YOU EELKAT’S CUMULATIVE LIABILITY TO YOU SHALL NOT EXCEED $100.

Effect of Headings

The subject headings of the paragraphs and subparagraphs of this Agreement are included for convenience only and shall not affect the construction or interpretation of any of its provisions.

Updates and Effective Date:

EelKat.com reserves the right to make changes in this policy. If there is a material change in our privacy practices, we will indicate on our site that our privacy practices have changed and provide a link to the new privacy policy. We encourage you to periodically review this policy so that you will know what information we collect and how we use it.

Agreeing to These Terms:

If you do not agree to the EelKat.com Terms of Use and Privacy Policy as posted here on this website, please do not use this site or any services offered by this site, nor make any mention of my name, at any time or any place, online or offline, written, typed, or verbal.

Your use of this site indicates acceptance of this privacy policy and terms of service.

You shall indemnify and hold us harmless from and against any and all losses, damages, settlements, liabilities, costs, charges, assessments, and expenses, as well as third party claims and causes of action, including, without limitation, attorney’s fees, arising out of any breach by you of any of these Terms and Conditions, or any use by you of this site or Service. You shall provide us with such assistance, without charge, as we may request in connection with any such defense, including, without limitation, providing us with such information, documents, records, and reasonable access to you, as we deem necessary. You shall not settle any third party claim or waive any defense without our prior written consent.

This Agreement constitutes the entire agreement between you and EelKat pertaining to this site and services and supersedes all prior and contemporaneous agreements, representations, and understandings between us. No waiver of any of the provisions of this Agreement by EelKat shall be deemed, or shall constitute, a waiver of any other provision, whether or not similar, nor shall any waiver constitute a continuing waiver. No waiver shall be binding unless executed in writing by EelKat.

This Agreement shall be construed in accordance with, and governed by, the laws of the State of Maine as applied to contracts that are executed and performed entirely in Maine. The exclusive venue for any arbitration or court proceeding based on or arising out of this Agreement shall be York County, Maine. The parties agree to attempt to resolve any dispute, claim, or controversy arising out of or relating to this Agreement by mediation, which shall be conducted under any procedure upon which the parties may agree. The parties further agree that their respective good faith participation in mediation is a condition precedent to pursuing any other available legal or equitable remedy, including litigation, arbitration, or other dispute resolution procedures.

These Terms and Conditions bind and inure to the benefit of the parties’ successors and assigns. These Terms and Conditions are not assignable, delegable, sublicenseable, or otherwise transferable by you. Any transfer, assignment, delegation, or sublicense by you is invalid.

Direct Contact Info

Let's get one thing straight right now: I like my privacy and I don't like being disturbed needlessly. I don't like bitchy, whiny, busy-body, nosey cry-babies, and I have absolutely no patience what-so-ever for any self-righteous holier-than-thou you're going to Heaven and I'm going to Hell crap.

If you REALLY want to contact me, you better have a damned good reason and not waste my time, because I WILL curse your ass if you write anything that ticks me off. Think carefully before you contact me. Think, very, very, very carefully.

There are A LOOOOT of Christians in America who believe that because they are Christian it gives them the right to lavish me with every vile name calling label they can think of. Many of them choose to land in my inbox on a daily basis. Several have shown up in my yard, at my home to beat me up. Christian have groups frequently land in my driveway and march around with protests signs.

One man (who claims to be a Mormon/LDS High Priest) started emailing me on a daily basis in August 1997 and continued to send me daily hate mail (both in emails and in handwritten snail mail) until he died of brain cancer in September of 2013. Each of his letters were between 21 to 64 double sided pages long, and brimming filled to overflowing with his "vehement hatred" (his words) of me, my lifestyle, and everything I stand for. He was by far the most persistent in his dogmatic hatred for me.

Then there are people like Kendra. She started emailing me in September 2006 and showing up at my home, and at restaurants while eating with my family, and hacking my forum accounts, and posting requests on forums for people to kill me (in answer to her request a man built a grease fryer bomb and blew up my house, while me and my family were asleep in said house, on October 16, 2006). She is certainly the most insanely psychotic and mentally deranged of my anti-EelKat hate-fans.

Members of the LDS Saco Ward are perhaps the most violent. They included the bomb building Bishop's First Counsellor, a name calling & rock throwing Relief Society President, the now excommunicated gay-hating vandal Bishop and is angry mob of yard destroying & paintballing congregation members, oh yes, and of course the Bishop's second counselor aka the Crime Lord Town Manager of Old Orchard Beach who embezzled $3million in town taxes and blamed it on me citing that I was a "poltergeist" and "compelled" him to do it via my "Satanic magic". They left me crippled for the rest of my life I now have to wear a leg brace, a back brace, two arm braces, and walk with a cane, that after being paralyzed for 5 months from my injuries.

Two of the above went to prison, 34 of the 37 vandals died by being struck by lightning, 5 of the families died via murder&suicide in each case the father shot his wife and children before killing himself. In the space of 5 years the Saco Ward went for 250 members to 25 members. They are currently (2014 to 2015) desperately sending Home Teachers, Visiting Teachers, and Missionaries to my home with gifts and cookies and baked goods and Thanksgiving/ Christmas/ Easter baskets begging my forgiveness for the events of 2006 to 2009 and requesting I remove the curse I placed on their church in response to their acts of hatred.

They bombed my house, left my father in a coma, I had to have plastic surgery to reconstruct my face, they left me crippled for the rest of my life I now have to wear a leg brace, a back brace, two arm braces, and walk with a cane, that after being paralyzed for 5 months from my injuries, and I've been homeless for 9 years since the bomb, because I have $3million in medical bills and can not afford to rebuild the house, and they think boxes of holiday food will make up for THAT?

If they REALLY want to say they are sorry, and expect me to believe it, they're gonna have to pay my medical bills and rebuild my house, until that is done I will neither forgive them, nor remove the curse from their church building and it's congregation. I was an active member of that congregation since 1978 and this is how they reacted when they found out what I was - people who pretended to be my friends for 27 years, they let their true colours fly high when they tried to murder me and my family. If they want forgiveness they need to prove they are worthy of being forgiven.

I am an Autistic, Transvestite, Gypsy, Voodoo Priestess, Necromancer. I irk people on many levels. They see me as "evil" and "scum of the earth" and "child of Satan". I know, because I receive on average 2,000 emails each and every week since 1997, telling me exactly that.

Because of who and what I am, I get A LOT of hate mail: I receive on average more then 2,000 "I hate you, you are evil, and I wish you were dead" emails EVERY SINGLE WEEK - and I print everyone of them up and cast a curse on every one of them, sending a return of those ill-wishes straight back at you.

I am a Necromancer. I work with spirits of the dead, ancestor spirits, ghosts, Dark Fae (including Phookas, FarDarrigs, Kelpies, Unicorns, and Brackish water faeries), and also daemons. All of my spells are cast with graveyard dirt and in a graveyard (there are 4 separate cemeteries on my farm: one from the 1600s, one from the 1800s, a horse graveyard, and a pet cemetery). I work with both Human and Animal spirits and in both Human and pet cemeteries.

I specialize in gris-gris ("voodoo dolls") both "good" and "evil" types. I am NOT a tutti-frutti, fluffy bunny white witch who's scared to cast curses and death spells, antagonize me and I WILL cast one on you. I'm Maine's most famous and most feared "witch". Why do you think Stephen King chose our clan to base Thinner off of?

Tip-toe through the tulips and tread lightly around me. I may dress in pink glitter and rhinestones, but don't let that fool you, I'm not the witch you want mad at you.

If you want to contact me and have me take you seriously, then first you must remove your self-righteous, disrespectful, hatemongering, bigoted, holier-than-thou attitude. Leave your God and your religion at the door. I happen to be a Christian, I know all about your God and your Bible. In fact all of the spells I cast, come directly out of the Bible. I am a Scottish Gypsy, after all, we are of Persian descent, the order of the Magi, that order of God Fearing Sorcerers founded by Daniel of the Lion's Den Fame. It is our guild that predicted the coming of the Christ Child and arrived in Bethlehem bearing gifts, according to the Gospel of Luke. Necromancers every one. Think about that, Honey, next time you are setting up your little Nativity scene under your Christmas tree: those do be three little Necromancers you got sitting under your tree worshiping at the Christ Child's manger. You better find out what the hell a Necromancer is, before you start putting us down.

I attended 12 years of Calvinist Seminary for training in the Pastoral Ministry. And 3 years of Seventh Day Adventist Seminary Studies specializing in the life on times of Daniel. And I am a 5th generation Mormon, descended from the first members of the Concronite Congregations on Heath Street in Saco, Maine, (the FIRST Ward of the Mormon Church aka the original Saco ward) where the ORIGINAL Mormons were meeting in the 1780s, some 40 years BEFORE the birth of "official" church founder Joseph Smith.

Since I was 9 years old I have read the Bible, cover to cover like a novel 31 times. Likewise I have read the Book of Mormon in the same fashion 14 times, and the Doctrines and Covenants and the Pearl of Great Price and Book of Abraham in like fashion 3 times each. I have also read the Nag Hamid, The Dead Sea Scrolls, all 72 of the Gnostic Gospels, The Torah, The Koran, The Book of Enoch, and about 300 other holy texts of various Abrahamic and non-Abrahamic religious.

I have written detailed commentary (most more then 20 pages long each) on each every one of the chapters, of each and every book, of each and every one of above mentioned holy works of scripture.

In addition, I read a chapter of Ecclesiastes, The Book of Daniel, Psalms, Proverbs, The Four Gospels of Christ each and every morning and each and every night.

None of this includes my daily self-guided Bible study classes, which I have held in my yard for 40+ years now.

I am also a ghostwriter of sermons for a few dozen pastors, ministers, and bishops of 15 different Christian denominations.

Honey, I don't care how much better then me you think you are, nor do I care to read you seriously misquoted and out of context witch-hating Bible verses (NEWSFLASH: the word "witch" was INVENTED by Heinrich Kramer in 1458 and was not ADDED to the Bible until 1611, when King James ordered the removal of all words referencing to medical doctors, physicians, pharmacists, and nurses to be replaced by the word witch instead, because it was King James' belief that sickness was God's way of culling evil people from the Earth and that healers were servants of Satan, sent by Satan to remove "God's punishment", and therefore they were "witches". The Bible originally forbid going to any type of healer for healing, stating to only go to the priests [who were sorcerers] for healing via "God's Will" aka magic.)

You don't want to start arguing the Bible with me, Honey, because I know that book inside out, and in addition to the 31 times of having read the King James Version, I have also read 16 other translations and studied the Greek, Latin, and Armaic lexicons to learn the original meanings of the original texts.

So before you contact me, take your self-righteous, holier-than-thou, "I'm the best Christian on the planet and you are an evil worthless piece of Satanic shit" attitude and stuff it up your ass.

Next, sit your stuffed ass in a chair, spread out a nice piece of paper, grab yourself a pen, and HAND WRITE me a letter (you do know how to write with a pen on paper, don't you?), put it in an envelope, stick a stamp on it (you know, those little square things you have to buy at the Post Office), walk to your mailbox and snail mail it to me @ EelKat 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064, via the The United States Postal Service.

Just remember that if you send me hate mail, I am a Voodoo Priestess, Hoodoo Rootworker, and the Holy Woman of the Scottish Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine. I WILL use your letter as a "personal concern" to cast a curse on you or bless you based on the content and intent of your letter, and by you having handwritten it, I will also be able to read your handwriting (I'm a graphologist) and know way more about you then you'll ever want anyone knowing. How you write, the words you choose to use, the weight/pressure applied while writing, the color of the paper and ink, the angle of your letters, cursive vs italic vs print, it all says a lot about you.

Because of my ability to read handwriting, is why I do not take any emailed or typed and printed contact seriously. Only someone with something to hide, refuses to hand write a letter. I never trust a person who has something to hide. People who are not transparent in everything they do are not to be trusted on any level. If you want me to trust you and believe you are sincere, then hand write me a letter, and I will know the truth in your heart, by reading HOW you wrote, what you wrote.

Just because I wear pink rhinestones, doesn't change the fact that I'm still a Necromancer. And if you write to me with an attitude of you are King Shit and I'm not worth crap, I will call down the Grigory Angels, the Avenging Angels, and the Holy Watchers of Heaven and all the Demons of Hell and send their blazing spears up your ass. Don't know ho those angels are or how I know how to call on their help? damn, Honey, I thought you said you knew the Bible? All the step-by-step instructions, complete with each angels name an order are right there in the Book. Maybe you ought to try not being spoon fed your Bible in church and actually READ it for yourself for a change!

Likewise, I bless those who are kind to me. Speak kind words and good luck shall follow you. So think carefully before you write to me.

Yeah. Think long and hard about that next time you misquote something you heard your pastor saying, because Honey, he's misquoting those verses to keep you in the dark. There ain't no pastor on this planet that REALLY wants you to read your Bible and find out all the spell casting rituals it details, step-by-step how to do. Every spell, every curse I cast, I cast with God's blessing and in Jesus name. It's why my spells work, so damned well.

I get more than 2,000 emails a week. (More since the Twighlight vs Twilight fiasco). I write & edit books and articles 60 hours a week. I run an animal shelter (feral cat and bird rescue) that houses 500+ animals at any given time, and takes me 5 hours a day just to feed them. I also have a family to cook and clean for, including a husband with Alzheimer's. I am thus backlogged with (at last count {August 2008}) more than 300,000 unread emails. If you want me to read your email, you have a LOOOONG waiting list ahead of you - today is not looking good for your chances of getting an email through to me, and neither is tomorrow.

I NEVER answer private correspondences privately. You WILL NOT get an email response from me. IF I decide to respond to you, I will do so by creating a blog post here on my site.

If you want Christmas Cards, Birthday Cards, or Postcards of Maine sent to you:

Mail me a Christmas Card and I will mail one back to you.

Mail me a Birthday Card (August 13), make a note of your own birth date and I will mail one back to you.

Mail me a postcard of your state, country, or hometown, write "postcard exchange" on the back, and I will mail a postcard of my local area (Saco Bay, Saco, Old Orchard Beach, or Biddeford - Maine) back to you.

If you don't have something nice to say to me, you damn well better not say anything to me at all.

This Terms of Service and Privacy Policy were written for The Space Dock 13 Network on: September 23, 1997

The Space Dock 13 Network was renamed and transfered to EelKat.com on September 13, 2013.

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UPDATE: (March 27, 2015) There is someone online pretending to be me. They have been using the ID name "EelKat" on accounts on various sites and posting ludicrous crap. I don't know who they are or why they are doing it, but other then my website here at EelKat.com, the only other sites I post to are:Tumblr, Twitter, and FaceBook. This person hacked into my old forum accounts between August 2014 and October 2014 and began posting weird shit via my old accounts, pretending to be me. Note that, I was in the hospital at the time this happened and was not online. I did not find out about this hacking/hijacking of my accounts until November/December 2014, when I shut down all 34 of my blogs, my social network accounts, and all of my forum accounts. Most of the hacker's target had been focused on my Kboards account, where they attempted to do quite a bit of damage to my reputation and career.

They know enough about me to post SOME (very little) accurate information about me and my life (stuff they, very obviously copied off my website here), enough to make their posts look like they actually are written by me, but most of what they are posting is outright lies, and outrageous inaccuracies, such as claiming that I own two brand new Rolls Royces - I do not even own one! Because, they very clearly don't actually know me, and there is very little information about me out there, they are "filling in the blanks" by making stuff up and posting a lot of "this happened to me" and "I did this and that" type of posts, making claims to things I have never done.

They are also making wild claims about which books I've written, attributing books to me, that I did not write and have no affiliation with at all, at several points making the false claims that I am simply the alternate penname of Twilight author Stephanie Meyers. One post claimed "EelKat" to be a made up "vampire name". No, EelKat Wendy Christine Allen is my REAL name, EelKat is a Kickapoo/Native American word, meaning "girl guided by eels", it was given to me by my Kickapoo grandmother, when I was 3 years old, after she discovered my obsession with collecting, painting, raising, and drawing eels. The Green Moray Eel is my favorite animal, and has been for as long as I can remember. Grammy Eva said eels were my spirit guides, thus why she gave me that as my "spirit name". I have always used EelKat when writing. While I use a penname for my Erotica books, you will find the words "EelKat writing as ---" on the copyright page of those books.

If I wrote a book, it's here on my site. If it's not here on my site, I didn't write it, simple as that. (The Erotica books are not shown or linked to on this site, because of the Google AdSense ToS. They are also not sold on Amazon as they are self-published vanity press chapbooks, only sold locally from local brick&mortar mom&pop bookstores.)

ALL of my books are published by The Twighlight Manor Press. I have no books published with ANY other publisher. (Though I have sold a few work-for-hire 3-page comic book scripts to Disney, those being published by Egmont {Danish language comic books} and Hatchet {French language comic books}. Like the Nancy Drew books written by 57 authors all as Carol Keene, Disney assigns pennames to those, so dozens of authors write the comic script, when it appears to only be one author.)

So, no, I am NOT Stephanie Meyers. (And please STOP addressing her emails to me. No, I will not forward them to her, I just delete, unread, everything addressed to her.) No, I have never published any books that do not connect back to the name EelKat. If it doesn't say: "EelKat writing as ---" on the copyright page, it isn't me. If it wasn't published by The Twighlight Manor Press, it also wasn't me, as that is the only publisher handling all of my books.

They (the hacker) have been making equally wild claims about my income, in one post claiming I was making $140,000 a month! God! I wish! I haven't made that much total in the past 10 years combined. They have posted my home address in their posts, so they know where I live. They are also copying photos off my website (photos of me) and using them in their posts.

I have been finding these impersonation posts like this, on several forums across the internet. Whoever is doing this, they have been very thorough in hacking into as many of my old (and no longer used) forum accounts as they could find. near as I can tell from the dates on the posts, it appears they started doing this in mid-May 2014, and did most of it between August 2014 through October 2014, only stopping in December 2014, after I discovered it was happening and changed the passwords of most of my accounts and deleted the rest (thus ending their access to my old accounts - they can't hack an account if I just delete it and it is no longer there for them to hack.)

It is unclear who is doing this or why, but, do know that if you see "me" posting ANYWHERE online, other than here at EelKat.com or Tumblr, Twitter, and FaceBook, it is NOT me!

I have ZERO currently active forum accounts. I am NOT currently posting on ANY forums ANYWHERE! Any posts showing up on forums ARE NOT being posted by me.

And Tumblr, Twitter, and FaceBook are the ONLY currently active social network accounts I have.

I will be so happy when all this Kboards hacker court drama is over, so I have time to write regular again. Damn it. I hate all the time this jackass thug is wasting for me. I spent 5 months bedridden, and I get out of the hospital to find out that while I was offline some creep hijacked my forum accounts and social networks and raised absolute hell. God! What is wrong with people? I am so sick and tired of trouble makers. What is it with shit-headed people like that, that possesses them to do something like this?

I get out of the hospital from months and months and months of medical hell and not being able to write or publish the whole time, think FINALLY I can get back to my daily writing and monthly publishing schedule, and then I find out what this jerk was doing to my accounts while I was offline and now I have THAT mess to clean up and straighten out before I can get back to writing regular again.

Needless to say, I find what this person is doing to be quite annoying and they have been properly cursed to fit their crimes.

My ToS and Retribution Policy has been in place and on all of my websites since 1997.

It seems they overlooked one very important little fact: I am EelKat, the one and only, the single most feared Gypsy Witch/Necromancer in New England, made famous by being featured in Stephen King's The Thinner. Did you really think you could impersonate me and get away with it?

You should have researched me better before impersonating me and pissing me off.

The death of a thousand hungers I rain upon your head. All your ill intents now mirror back upon you. For seven years, you shall suffer, you and your family and your children, shall all wish you had never been born. So let it be written, so let it be done.


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