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🌸🦄🌸 The following story is part of a long running Furry Yaoi MPreg Fiction series about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
It features a transman main character who is an often pregnant megalomaniac supervillain necromancer, married to an unhinged Faerie King.
This series was started September 23, 1978, and now spans 138 novels, 423 novellas, 500+ poems, and 3,000+ short stories. it celebrates it’s 50th, yes FIFTYITH! anniversary since the publication of it’s very first story (Friends Are Forever) on September 23, 2028!
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane — A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction
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🌸{A Pink Necromancer Kishōtenketsu} 🦄🌸
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Domestic Lives of Dangerous Faeries - LGBTQAI+ Queer MPreg Cozy Fantasy Fiction w a F2M Elf Wizard, a Gay Faerie Chef, & a BiSexual Demon Time Traveller, Free To Read Online
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
Seen in image:
- IMAGE 1: The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.
In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.
- IMAGE 2: Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion.
BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.
- IMAGE 3: The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.
GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.
- Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
- Not seen here: Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.
The day began as usual on The Blue Monkey.
Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn went about their routines.
Quaraun meticulously tended to his herb garden on the upper deck, humming softly as he harvested sprigs of mint and thyme.
BoomFuzzy bustled around the kitchen, perfecting a new recipe for wild carrot soup.
GhoulSpawn worked below deck, maintaining the steam engines and ensuring everything ran smoothly.
As the afternoon sun shone brightly, Quaraun felt a sudden chill in the air. He looked up to see dark clouds gathering on the horizon. He quickly descended to the main deck, his pink silk slippers making soft padding sounds against the wood.
“Unicorn! Glinta!” he called out. “Something’s not right with the weather.”
BoomFuzzy popped his head out of the kitchen, concern etched on his face.
GhoulSpawn emerged from below deck, wiping his hands on a cloth.
“What’s going on?” GhoulSpawn asked, following Quaraun’s gaze to the sky.
Within minutes, the wind picked up, howling through the rigging.
Snow fell, light at first, then quickly turning into a blinding blizzard. The temperature dropped rapidly, and the riverboat swayed more violently.
“We need to secure everything!” BoomFuzzy shouted over the wind, already moving to fasten down loose items.
Quaraun and GhoulSpawn sprang into action. GhoulSpawn ran below deck to check on the engines, ensuring they were stable and could withstand the storm.
Quaraun rushed to the upper decks, covering the herb beds with tarps to protect the plants from the harsh elements.
The blizzard intensified, turning the river into a maelstrom of icy water and snow. The paddlewheel struggled against the strong currents, and The Blue Monkey creaked and groaned under the pressure.
Quaraun, trembling from the cold, joined BoomFuzzy in the kitchen, where they secured the windows and reinforce the doors.
“We’ve never seen a storm like this,” Quaraun said, his voice trembling with worry.
BoomFuzzy nodded, his usually calm demeanour replaced with a serious expression.
“We need to ride it out. Stay together and stay safe.”
Hours passed, and the storm showed no signs of abating. The trio huddled together in the kitchen, the safest part of the boat, wrapped in blankets. BoomFuzzy made hot mushroom coffee, hoping to keep their spirits up.
Suddenly, there was a loud crack, and the boat lurched violently to one side.
“What was that?” Quaraun exclaimed, gripping BoomFuzzy’s arm.
GhoulSpawn dashed out of the kitchen, returning moments later.
“Part of the upper deck rail has broken off, but the boat itself is still intact.”
The blizzard continued to rage, but The Blue Monkey, despite its age and the force of the storm, held together.
The trio’s quick actions and teamwork ensured the boat weathered the blizzard. By dawn, the storm subsided, leaving a thick blanket of snow covering everything.
Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn stepped out onto the deck, surveying the damage. The rail would need repairing, and some plants had taken a beating, but overall, The Blue Monkey had survived.
“We did it,” BoomFuzzy said, a smile breaking through his tired features. “We kept the boat safe.”
Quaraun nodded, feeling a rare sense of pride and relief. “We make a good team.”
“And next time, we’ll be even more prepared.”
The three stood together, the morning sun glistening on the snow-covered deck, ready to face whatever challenges their floating home would bring next.
Today’s random word is Blizzard.
Hey! We are actually doing Day One prompts on July 1st! I’m usually days, weeks, months, or even years behind the date on these writing challenges, which doesn’t bother me because I’m not concerned with keeping up with others or doing the same word the same day as everyone else. But, I think this is the first time any of my “dated” challenge responses was actually written and published on the day specified in the challenge.
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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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