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The Temple City of The Green Goddess, Where Every Street Has a Name
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The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story 

Series Trigger Warnings:

 * Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover

 * Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man

 * Furry Yaoi 

 * Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.

 * Transman Mpreg

Not all things appear in all stories. 

Series Heat Level:

 * Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon

 * Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange

 * Novels: Orange, Lemon

What is the series about?

It's three god-level planet destroying alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon wizards, with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other to get around to destroying the planet.

It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.

The Temple City of The Green Goddess, Where Every Street Has a Name

The ruins of the dead city loomed around them, jagged silhouettes against the pale glow of the fractured moon. The caravan had settled for the night beneath the collapsed skeleton of a skyscraper.

Vardos, wagons, and rusting RVs formed a tight barricade against the night’s horrors. The stench of salt and decay clung to the air.

Somewhere in the distance, the mournful wail of a lone ghoul echoed through the canyons of broken glass and twisted steel.

Most of the caravan slept, huddled beneath the shattered overhang, wrapped in thick handwoven blankets. The handmaids and children lay in a tangled heap of wool and silk, their quiet breathing the only sign of life in this forsaken place.

A cluster of goblins whispered among themselves in hushed, guttural voices, careful not to wake the others.

This was the largest city GhoulSpawn had seen since becoming trapped here in the 40th century future. But he could not place it. The ruins were too decimated. Massive skyscrapers, lay on top of each other in collapsed rumble of concrete and twisted steel, with centuries old pine trees growing on top of them. This city had fallen two thousand years ago, and inspired of its tarmac streets and concrete sidewalks covering miles after mile of massive metropolis, nature had found a way to take root and reclaim it.

“Where are we?” GhoulSpawn asked.

“Too close to the hive for comfort,” Quaraun answered.

“The hive?”

“Aye,” BoomFuzzy said. “Massive zombie horde. One the biggest on the entire planet. We usually avoid this area. Ain’t safe. We keep to more remote regions usually. That's why ya ain't never seen many zombs.”

“Yes. I had noticed that,” GhoulSpawn muttered. “You’re always telling me there are twenty one billion zombies on the planet, but I don't think I've ever seen more than a few dozen.”

“But ya also ain't seen the big cities.”

“True.”

“We keep to the forests. Stay away from the cities. Most o’ the zombies are confined to cities. Living built walls over roads, chain link fencing around perimeters, sos the largest herds are imprisoned in cities.”

“And we're near one of those?”

“Aye. It why we ain't no settings up the tents. We rest just as long as we needs and then we skedaddle. Children need rest. If we had only adults in our group, I'd say keep going, march through here fast as we can. This the last safe resting location before we reach the hive. We need the children rested so's they can run if they have to. I ain't having none of me group left behind or getting turned.”

GhoulSpawn stared out at the heavily armed Kelpies marching around the camp. The Faerie King's bodyguards patrolled the perimeter, rifles slung over their shoulders, eyes scanning the dark. They usually rested with the rest of the group, but tonight they were on high alert.

Quaraun sat by the dying embers of the campfire, legs folded beneath him, his luminous tentacle hair pooled around him like liquid silver. He exhaled a slow stream of absinthe-laced smoke from his hookah, watching it curl into the frigid air. His delicate fingers, encased in gold-plated prosthetics, traced elegant lines across a battered parchment. His crystalline blue eyes gleamed as he worked, painstakingly sketching a map of the ruins, labelling each street name with meticulous care.

Beside him, BoomFuzzy crouched near the fire, using a hunting knife to sift through the ashes, ensuring every ember was smothered. His thick dreadlocks, threaded with purple ribbons, swayed as he moved. The light glinted off the gold rings in his ears, the heavy chains draped across his chest. He muttered under his breath, half in Scots, half in the guttural language of the Unseelie Court, cursing the cold, the city, and whatever foolish Humans had built it in the first place.

GhoulSpawn, hunched nearby, polished his cloven hooves with the absent-minded precision of someone lost in thought. His golden fleece shimmered in the firelight, his massive horns casting jagged shadows against the broken walls. He glanced at Quaraun’s map, eyes narrowing.

“Map of The Green Goddess Temple City,” GhoulSpawn read the map title out loud. “Where’s that?”

“It is where we are. We do not use this route often, but the survivors in this area need supplies we have and we need materials that can only be gotten from these survivors. Every time we come through here i try to expand my map.”

“Oh. Who's The Green Goddess?”

“I do not know. Her statue fell two thousand years ago. It used to be just back there.” Quaraun gestured towards the city ruins behind them. “This entire city was built around her statue. They worshipped her. Humans lived in these tall buildings all around her just so they could worship her all day.”

Quaraun frowned, his quill hovering over the map. He studied the crumbling ruins around them—monuments to Human excess. The skeletal remains of skyscrapers jutted toward the sky, their fractured bones silhouetted against the fractured moon. Broken streets sprawled in labyrinthine chaos.

And yet, for all this disorder, the Humans had named them.

Every street.

Every path.

A meticulous madness.

"Humans are most peculiar," Quaraun said, his voice smooth and measured. "This is one of those odd places where they have seen fit to give every street a name. Even now, long after their civilization has crumbled into dust, the names persist, etched in rusted signs and shattered stone." He shook his head. "It is… bewildering."

BoomFuzzy scoffed.

"Aye. That be Humans fer ye. Dinnae do nothin' wi'out makin' a grand spectacle o' it. Streets need names? Why? Roads is roads."

GhoulSpawn blinked, looking between them.

"Wait. You guys don’t get why streets have names?"

BoomFuzzy shrugged, tossing a handful of ash aside.

"Why would we?”

GhoulSpawn frowned.

“You’re seriously telling me you’ve never heard of named streets? That’s basic infrastructure. Addresses. Navigation. If you tell me Elves didn’t name streets, I’ll buy it. You guys were all about tiny villages in the middle of nowhere. But BoomFuzzy, you are King Gwallmaiic, last ruling monarch on the planet, you ran a criminal empire. How the hell did your people get around?”

BoomFuzzy shrugged, sheathing his knife with a flick of his wrist.

“Didn’t need no bloody names. We moved. Caravans don’t stay put. Ain’t got no need for roads, an’ ain’t got no need fer callin’ ‘em anythin’ fancy. Jus’ followed th’ stars, th’ wind, th’ scent o’ blood ‘n’ gold. No Unseelie worth his salt’s ever put a name on dirt. Why would we?"

GhoulSpawn let out a baffled laugh.

"So people know where they’re going?"

Quaraun looked at him, genuinely perplexed.

"But why would one require a name for a street in order to navigate it?"

GhoulSpawn’s brows furrowed.

"How else would you give directions?"

Quaraun returned to his map.

"Elves had villages we called cities, but they were nothing near as vast as these Human monstrosities. We never named the streets. There was no need." He tapped the parchment. "A city had a centre. A village had a heart. One did not require arbitrary names to discern one’s location."

BoomFuzzy grunted in agreement.

"Faeries dinnae build cities a’tall. We keep movin’. Caravan stops here today, another place tomorrow. No settlements. No streets. No nonsense names for paths. We remember where we been. No need for bleedin’ signs tellin’ us where we is."

GhoulSpawn shook his head, clearly flabbergasted.

“You guys are insane. You never had an address? A city grid? Postal service?”

“Postal service?” Quaraun asked.

“You don't know what a post office is, do you?”

“No. Should I?”

GhoulSpawn ran a hand through his wild golden curls.

“It's a delivery service. When you write to someone and they deliver the letter for you. They have to know the street name in order to deliver it.”

Quaraun made a disgusted noise.

“What use have I for that? Who, pray tell, would I write to? And why, in the name of all that is sacred, would I desire communication with anyone outside of my esteemed and unparalleled presence?”

GhoulSpawn rolled his eyes.

“So what’d you do if you needed to find a place? Just wander until you tripped over it?”

“Aye,” BoomFuzzy said. “Or kill some poor bastard what knew.”

"Okay, but, see, when cities get big, like really big, people need a way to—"

BoomFuzzy waved a dismissive hand.

"That be a Human problem."

Quaraun nodded.

"Indeed. A problem created by their own inability to live harmoniously with the land."

“Yeah, well, it worked,” GhoulSpawn muttered. “Back in my time, you could give an address, and someone would know where to go.”

“An’ where’d that get ‘em?” BoomFuzzy gestured to the ruins around them. “All that order, all them maps, all them names. An’ still, th’ world burned.”

Quaraun sighed, his delicate features etched with distaste.

"They carve their cities into the bones of the earth, suffocating the soil beneath their stone and steel. And then they lose themselves within the very labyrinths they have built, requiring names to remind them of their way. It is most inefficient."

GhoulSpawn gave an exasperated groan.

"It’s not inefficient, it’s just... logical. If you tell someone to meet you on, I don’t know, Elm Street, they know where that is."

BoomFuzzy snorted.

"Or ye could jus’ tell ‘em tae meet ye at tha big tree next tae the bakery, like a normal person."

Quaraun nodded sagely.

"A far superior system."

GhoulSpawn stared at them both, utterly flummoxed.

"You guys are impossible."

Quaraun returned to his map, meticulously marking the names, even if he found them absurd.

Silence fell between them.

The fire was nothing but cold embers now, and the wind whistled through the ruins like the mournful wail of a forgotten god.

Quaraun studied his map, tracing the lines with a gloved fingertip.

The street names meant nothing now.

The city was gone, its people dead.

The roads, cracked and broken, led nowhere.

Yet still, he wrote them.

Because names mattered.

Even when no one remained to speak them.

The night passed uneventfully. At sunrise the caravan was again awake, eating breakfast, checking their weapons and supplies, and getting ready to head back out on the road again, to continue their journey back to Maine.

The morning air carried the briny scent of the ocean, mingling with the damp earth and crumbling concrete.

Seagulls wheeled overhead, their cries echoing between the skeletal remains of the once-great city. The ruins stretched endlessly, skyscrapers leaning in jagged silhouettes against the pale sky, their shattered bones entwined with creeping vines and towering pines.

Nature had reclaimed what mankind had abandoned.

While the rest of the caravan got ready for the long road ahead, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn headed out into the city ruins to look for survivors or undead or anything they could salvage.

Quaraun moved cautiously, his long robes whispering over the debris-strewn ground, every step deliberate. BoomFuzzy followed close behind, his heavy boots crunching against broken glass and brittle stone.

GhoulSpawn, by contrast, pranced ahead, his golden fleece flashing in the morning light as he bounded over fallen beams and twisted metal.

They had been scavenging for hours, searching the ruins for anything salvageable—books, metal, preserved food—anything that could be of use to their caravan. It was a ritual by now, an act of survival.

The great cities of the old world held secrets in their decay, and sometimes, those secrets proved valuable.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy had been to this city many times. They knew these ruins well. But GhoulSpawn had never travelled with them to this city before and so everything was a wonder for him.

GhoulSpawn suddenly froze, his long floppy lamb's ears twitching. He turned sharply, pleco eyes widening as he spotted a massive structure looming in the distance.

The skeletal remains of its once-proud towers rose from the earth, their suspension cables draping like the web of some long-dead titan.

“The Brooklyn Bridge!” GhoulSpawn gasped. “We’re in New York!”

Without another word, he took off at a gallop, his hooves striking against the cracked pavement.

“I lived in Brooklyn!” he shouted over his shoulder. “Back in the seventies! Holy crap, I can’t believe this!”

His voice faded as he raced toward the bridge, his excitement palpable.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy exchanged a glance.

“Should we be concerned?” Quaraun asked, arching a delicate brow.

“Aye.” BoomFuzzy snorted. “Ye know how he gets.”

With a resigned sigh, Quaraun adjusted the shimmering pink veil over his face and strode after the Satyr, BoomFuzzy ambling beside him.

By the time they reached the bridge, GhoulSpawn was already standing near its entrance, his breathless excitement faltering into a stunned sort of awe. He turned, gesturing wildly.

“This is Brooklyn Heights! We're in Brooklyn Heights. I used to live here! Lower Manhattan’s right across the bridge!”

Quaraun tilted his head, surveying the ruins beyond.

“This city was once a temple,” he murmured.

GhoulSpawn blinked at him.

“What?”

“The statue of the Green Goddess is nearby,” Quaraun continued, his voice thoughtful. “Or, rather, there was. It collapsed into the ocean centuries ago. It lies at the bottom now.”

“Wait? What?” GhoulSpawn stared at him, incredulous. The conversation of the Green Goddess from last night, only just now sinking in. “Are you talking about the Statue of Liberty?”

Quaraun shrugged.

“If that is what she was called. A massive green woman standing in the harbour. A goddess, surely, worshipped by the Humans of this place. The goddess statue collapsed two thousand years ago.”

GhoulSpawn let out a strangled, nervous laugh.

“She wasn’t a goddess! She was a symbol of—”

He faltered, suddenly aware of just how much time had passed since his own era. How far into the future he really was. The world he had known was gone, buried beneath ice and rot.

“That’s New York City ahead of us,” GhoulSpawn started to say. “It was full of stores. We could get so many supplies in–”

BoomFuzzy cleared his throat, his expression turned very grave.

“We ain’t goin’ no further.”

GhoulSpawn frowned.

“Why not?”

BoomFuzzy’s usual mischievous demeanour had vanished, replaced by something grim. He nodded toward the crumbling skyline on the other side of the bridge.

“That city be off-limits. I won’t take me UnSeelie Court in there.”

GhoulSpawn’s tail flicked nervously.

“Why?”

BoomFuzzy exhaled through his nose, scanning the ruins with a wary gaze.

“That place holds the biggest concentrations o’ zombies I’ve ever encountered.”

GhoulSpawn swallowed hard.

BoomFuzzy continued, his voice low.

“Near as I can figure, there be at least ten million o’ the zomb bastards in there.”

The weight of the revelation settled over GhoulSpawn like a stone. He turned slowly, staring at the broken cityscape with new eyes. The thought of New York City fallen to the zombie apocalypse sent a cold chill through him. He had always known the world had changed, but this… this was something else.

Quaraun shifted uncomfortably, glancing back the way they had come.

“We should return to camp.”

GhoulSpawn barely heard him.

“This was one of the greatest cities in the world,” he muttered. “How did it fall?”

BoomFuzzy shrugged.

“Same way they all did. Humans ain’t as strong as they like tae think. They built their towers so high they thought they’d never fall. Thought their numbers’d keep ‘em safe.” He snorted. “Numbers dinnae mean nothin’ when the dead outnumber the livin’.”

GhoulSpawn swallowed, his mind reeling. He had always known things were bad, but standing here, staring at the bridge that once connected two of the most powerful boroughs of the greatest city on Earth, it felt… final.

Quaraun placed a hand on GhoulSpawn’s arm, his touch light.

“I do not like being away from my children for this long,” he said softly. “Not when we are this close to the zombie hive.”

GhoulSpawn turned to him, still shaken.

“Right. Yeah. We should go.”

BoomFuzzy clapped him on the back, his grip firm.

“Come on, Goat. No sense lingerin’ where we ain’t welcome.”

They turned from the bridge, leaving the ruins behind, the echoes of a lost world whispering in the wind.


Today’s story was brought to you by the letter T. More stories sponsored by the letter T, can be found here:

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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series

🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸

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f you are here looking for aliens, ufos, demons, cryptids, haunted cars, curses, Etiole, the wild man of old orchard beach, the goldeneagle car, the white monkey, or any of that other weird bullshit, you want this video:



...and after that video, you want these ones:

eelkat_red_scarf.jpgWendy Christine Allen, 2019, able to sit up in a chair for the first time in years, and able to raise up my arm and wiggle fingers. This was when I started playing Witcher 3 on Twitch as part of my physical therapy to regain finger movement. Playing Witcher 3 daily from 2016 to 2019, is how I regained the use of my thumb and two for fingers on my right hand... it is also why I stopped playing Witcher 3 in 2019, once I had strengthen my two forefingers enough to start typing again.

Wendy Christine Allen, Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author, Artist, Illustrator, & Art Car Designer

Counting Down to the September 23, 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)

If you are here looking for The Twighlight Manor series, The Crystonite Wars series, The Wild Years series, The White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane series, The Twisted Tales series, the Captured By a MerMan series, The Space Dock 13 series, The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin series, the stories about Miss Citten the Eel-Kat, or the stories about Etiole... ALL of those series were combined and consolidated into The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane Pink Necromancer series in 2014, so ALL the different series, are now under one series title.

List of the published titles still in print:

The Index of over three thousand stories in The Pink Necromancer series

What the series is about, for those new here:

The introduction to The Pink Necromancer Series. 

If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:

My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.

As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.

There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.

Coming soon (Nov/Dec 2026)... patterns for my slow stitched embroidery:

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The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.

There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.

I shouldn't have to say this, but people keep contacting me, so apparently I do:

  • No, I do not believe in aliens. Stop contacting me to ask for alien information. If you believe in aliens, I think you are insane, retarded, or both.
  • No, my car is not haunted. I've debunked that rumour many times now. . Stop contacting me to ask for haunted car information. If you believe in haunted cars, I think you are insane, retarded, or both.
  • No, I am not connected to Stephen King. I didn't even know who he was until you idiots started contacting me asking about him. I had to look him up on Google to find out what you were even talking about! If you have questions about Stephen King, go contact him and ask him. I'm not him. I don't know him. I know nothing about him. I've never read one of his books. I've never seen one of his movies. I can't figure out why you people are even coming to me to ask about him in the first place!
  1. If someone told you I believe in aliens, if someone told you my car was haunted, if someone told you I was connected to Stephen King, you NEED to contact the FBI agent in charge of my son's murder investigation and TELL HIM WHO it was who told ou, exactly WHAT it was they said, HOW they contacted you, WHERE they contacted you... because it is a KNOWN FACT that my son's murderer is the one who started all these slanderous alien, haunted car, Stephen King rumours, and the FBI is trying to catch her.

If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

Do you know who this woman is?

On August 8, 2013 she drove a backhoe over my house. On November 14, 2013 she arrived at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me with a golf club and murdered my son. One June 24, 2016, days after my first attempts to walk again, she attacked me with a shopping cart at Scarborough, Walmart, reinjuring the Nov 14, 2013 injury.

She crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet id-ed the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club.

Complete details of EVERYTHING she did is on this page here.

Clairescreenshot.pngThe golf club woman who called herself Clair as she looked November 14, 2013. Her hair is a weird chin leangth pageboy (very Medival style cut) platinum blonde with wide brown/black dyed stripes in it (like a reverse of Lily Munster, but the stripes are several, almost like a zebra). I am 5'6" and she was a LOT taller then me, like closer to the height of a man; she had thin lips like a man, and large nose like a man... she COULD have been a man disguised as a woman, given the ease with which she severed my spine....she's is a LOT stronger then is typical for a woman). She was wearing a chambre blue denim "blazer jacket over shirt" and a button up mens shirt (possibly flannel) and blue jeans. The bulk of her yelling was focused on accusing me of being transgender, even while ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and bashing his head in with a golf club.
zzzz999ClaireRed2016-screenshotThe Claire woman as she looked during her shoping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart June 2016, the attack with left me paralyzed and in a wheelchair. Her hair was dyed dark red, and she drove away in a gold Volvo 240 Station Wagon of a late 1980s/early1990s model, with a "458" on the lisnce plate.... If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
@eelkat part 9 of 10 #dogwalk around the block (Maine st, Elm st, South street, Bradbury st) #Biddeford #Maine #night #fbiinvestigation #truecrimetiktok ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

Good god! We just found out about yet another slanderous rumour this woman has been spreading? When does it end? How many more of these things are out there?

Video explains what else she's done ...

If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.


The Goldeneagle World's Most Haunted Car - 1964 Dodge 330If you encounter anyone claiming my car is haunted, demon possessed, or somehow connected to Stephen King please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
@eelkat part 7 of 10 #dogwalk around the block (Maine st, Elm st, St Mary's, Dunkin, South street, Bradbury st) #Biddeford #Maine #night #plannedparenthood ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

If you encounter anyone claiming I believe in aliens or was an alien abducttee, please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

@eelkat part 4 of 10 #dogwalk around the block (Maine st, Elm st, St Mary's, Dunkin, South street, Bradbury st) #Biddeford #Maine #night #library ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

eelkats_house_before_after.jpgIf you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

I am sick and tired of people not giving a shit that my son was murdered!

I am sick and tired of jackasses making up rumours and lies about me and my car, calling me an alien abductee and my car haunted, just to try to cover up my son's murder!

Books By Wendy Christine Allen
Currently Available on Amazon Kindle:

Index of the Quaraun novels, novellas, & short story collections on Amazon

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And GumRoad:


Index of the Quaraun short stories on GumRoad

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On Medium:

An Index of the more than TWO THOUSAND Quaraun Short Stories on Medium

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On Vocal:

Index of the Quaraun short stories on Vocal


On Notd:

Index of the Quaraun Short Stories on Notd


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Index of the Quaraun Short Stories on OnlyFans

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An Index of the Quaraun Merch on CafePress


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Index of the Quaraun Merch on Zazzle


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