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The Summoner of Darkness
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The Summoner of Darkness:
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The Summoner of Darkness:
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"You're not sneaking away again," Quaraun said to ZooLock, who had crawled under the table and tried to get to the front door.
ZooLock glumly came back to the table and sat down next to his Elven captor.
"Now then," Quaraun addressed Mallac again. "Ellreekii. When I asked, what she looked like. I meant, describe her to me. Was she tall? Short? Pale? Dark? Blond? Redhead? Green eyes? Blue eyes?..."
"Blue."
"She had blue eyes?"
"No, she was blue."
"Explain yourself."
"Every inch of her was blue."
"How so?"
"Blue skin, darker blue hair, blue eyes, really, really, wicked long blue ears. I mean long ears. Her ears must have been a foot tall above her head. Just like yours. Always wore blue gowns, all embroidered in silver and trimmed in white fur..."
"She's from the Deep North," Unicorn said as he came back to the table eating what appeared to be the arm of a waiter. "What ya is describing is the traditional dress of the Moon Elves."
"Except she was blue, not white," Mallac said.
"Which is Frost Elf."
"No," Quaraun corrected Unicorn. "Frost Elves are white like us. Crystal Elves are blue."
"What she was, doesn't matter," Mallac said impatiently.
"Yes, actually, it does."
"Why?"
"Because the people you have named are Thullids."
"No they weren't."
"You gave Thullid names."
"No I didn't."
"Yes. You did."
Mallac protested Quaraun's assertion that he was speaking Thullid, but Quaraun had once again stopped listening. Quaraun's mind was drifting again. He was troubled by the things Mallac said. Not the murders, but rather the inconsistencies he described about the victims. Mallac's story wasn't adding up right. He had said he had never seen an Elf before. Yet he was describing several dead Elves. He said only two half-Elves were in town and then said they had problems with a large ban of half-Elf thieves. And he struggled to describe the murder victims without randomly speaking Thullid words, that he was apparently unaware he was saying.
"Summoner of Darkness?" Quaraun once again joined the conversation but, doing so by responded to what Mallac had said a half hour ago.
"What?" Mallac was uncertain what Quaraun meant.
"You called him The Summoner of Darkness?"
"Who? HellBorne?"
"Yes. You called him the Summoner of Darkness."
"Yeah. That's what he calls himself."
"What's does that mean?"
"I don't know. He runs around saying he's summoning some ancient elder god demon thing..."
"An Elder god? You mean a Chaos Demon?"
"Yeah, something like that. I don't know. I never paid much attention. He just keeps talking about how he's calling up some god Demon thing."
"Indeed. And is he?"
"Like I said, the man's crazy."
"When one finds dead bodies along side the home of someone who claims to be summoning Demons, I would think they would be your first suspect."
"You'd have to believe in Demons first."
"HeelBorne obviously believes in Demons."
"So you believe in Demons?"
"That's not what I said."
"Listen, HellBorne's crazy. He runs around the town saying he's bringing some sacred demon god to town. He's nuts. He's not involved in this."
"You are certain he jas nothing to do with the murders?"
"Yes."
"Because he's crazy?"
"Yes."
"And yet he has a Demon in his employ?"
"Does he?"
"Gremlin is a Demon."
"Gremlin? Who's that?"
"GhoulSpawn's future self."
"Future...what?"
"GhoulSpawn's a time traveller."
"What's that?"
"He's from the future."
"Future?"
"1974, he said."
"The year?"
"Yes."
"He's crazy."
"I believe him."
"What? Why?"
"Because, I have meet him 3 times in the past year and he's been vastly different ages each time. Glintar is very young. Just a boy. GhoulSpawn's a young adult, not very old, but not an Elfling anymore. And Gremlin is an old man. He must be 750 years old, at least."
"It's probably just his younger brother and his grandfather."
"No. All three were the same person. Of that I am certain. He walks through dimensions like they were swinging doors. He threw a trio of HellHounds at me just outside of town. Thus this bite on my leg. He calls himself a Chaos Wizard. Do you even know what a Chaos Wizard is? It's not a wizard at all. It's a sorcerer who has Demon blood and uses demonology - Demon magic, to get things done. GhoulSpawn may be a half-Elf, but he's also a half-Demon and if he's powerful enough to open portals and walk through time and space, he's one damn powerful wizard, that I personally wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of. Especially not when GhoulSpawn is his real name, and implies the Ghoul himself is his father."
"You're saying GhoulSpawn is a Ghoul?"
"No. The Ghoul was a nickname people gave an old Demon who went missing a few decades ago. Cold hearted, blood thirsty, evil bastard of a Demon. Noted for having invented Portal Magic and time travel. He left trails of dead bodies in every town he entered. The Guild used his own portals against him. Seeled him up in a Hell Dimension."
"But aren't you the world's most powerful wizard?"
"Let's not go through that again. It bores me."
"But you just said... you said you couldn't fight GhoulSpawn in battle."
"I said nothing of the sort."
"You said..."
"What I said was, I wouldn't want to be on his bad side. There's a very powerful sorcerer hiding inside that nervous little half-Elf. If he can bend time to his will and cut holes through dimensions, than he's dealing with very high level magic. Not something a young beginner like himself should even attempt to be learning yet. And he's wielding it with the expertise of an ancient wizard. That's troubling."
"But that doesn't help us."
"How doesn't it?"
"We're looking for a murderer."
"And you still cast no suspicion towards HellBorne or GhoulSpawn?"
"No. Why should I?"
"You're stupid Mallac. GhoulSpawn has openly admitted The Ghoul is his father and that he's trying to find the portal the Guild tossed him into. You're telling me you have ritualistically murdered bodies showing up in your village, while some old wizard is running around calling himself The Summoner of Darkness, claiming to be about to resurrect a Demon God and you are just going to completely discredit the possibility they might be the ones killing your villagers?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"They couldn't do it."
Unicorn leaned over to Quaraun, pointing to ZooLock, and whispered: "Psion."
"What?"
"The Thullids are Psions."
"I know that."
"There be Psionics at work here."
"How so?"
"Mallac's struggling to disagree with ya."
"Is he?"
"Aye. I been watching him. Him try to say one t'ing to yas. Him mouth not matching what him brain trying to speak. Ya noted voice change un inconsistency yarself."
"What are you thinking?"
"I t'inking Mallac begging for help, on account of Thullid's have control of town un him can not tells us truth cause Thullid got him locked in mind control."
Hamsa
Eye of The Grigoi
Eye of the Watchers
Eye of God
Hand of God
Eye of Protection
Evil Eye
Gypsy Curse
"Why would you think Thullids have control of the town?"
"I Illusionist. I see t'rough Illusions. There ain't no many Humans in dis here town."
"What do you mean."
"I mean we meet ZooLock just outside of here un I do not t'ink it coincidence. Gremlin told us to no come to dis town. Him say it trap. Him tell us to get GhoulSpawn un run far from here. Remember?"
"I do."
"I t'ink de Thullids set trap for us un we walk right into it. Un t'ink Mallac trying to tell us but him have Thullids blocking him un no letting him say what him want to say."
ZooLock interrupted them just then, placing a plate of food on the table, then throwing himself at Quaraun's feet.
"Your food my Ladyship."
"I told you stop calling me that... ZooLock. Summoner of Darkness, what does that mean to you?"
"Summoner of Darkness? I know it not, my Lady."
"Of course you don't, which means you know all about it, seeing how you are incapable of telling the truth."
"As you wish, my Lady."
"STOP WORSHIPING ME! I CAN'T STAND IT ANY MORE!"
Quaraun kicked the squid headed priest sending him sprawling on the floor.
"Mallac," Quaraun said. "Why did you apprach me?"
"The murders..."
"I'm a complete total stranger. You don't ask a total stranger to help you solve a murder. What's really going on here?"
"We need your help..."
"Why?"
"Please."
"Why me?"
"You're the world's most powerful wizard."
"I never told you that."
"You're a Necromancer."
"I didn't tell you that either."
"You're Quaraun the Insane."
"You said you never heard of me. Why did you decide to walk through those doors, march up to this table, and ask me to help you?"
"I...uhm... I don't know."
"You don't know."
"No."
"What were you doing before you adressed me?"
"I was looking for my men."
"And why did you come in here?"
"I don't know."
Quaraun turned back to Unicorn.
"You may be right."
"I knowns I is."
"If there's Thullid mind control going on here, why can't I feel it?"
"Ya been kind of looply de past few days."
"Someone drugged me."
"Aye."
"It wasn't ZooLock."
"Ya sure?"
"I am. He wouldn't hurt me...or..."
Quaraun stopped talking.
"What?" Unicorn asked.
"Is everyone in this tavern a Thullid?"
"Just about. Not Mallac. A couple of the bar maids. The prostitutes is Human still. Mallac's men is still Human."
"And every one else?"
"Everyone else in town is Thullid."
"Everyone?"
"Everyone."
"The whole village?"
"Entire village."
"It's a hive."
"Appears to be."
"How did we walk into a Thullid hive and I not know it?"
"Whatever that drug was, it messed up yar senses for a few days. Did no wear off good."
"When did you notice they were not Humans?"
"After I notice Mallac seem like him struggling against invisible force not letting him speak hims mind."
"Why didn't you notice, before?"
"I were focusing on yis loopiness. Ya been running away from pumpkins un flying cats un river boat men women all week."
"You saw the river boat man woman too. Didn't you?"
"Aye. I did."
"How do you explain that? Were you drugged too?"
"I t'ink not. Thullid mind control me t'inks."
"How? You're supposed to be the best there is at illusions and stuff like that. I thought you were impervious to mind control?"
"If it were one Thullid, aye. Maybe even a few. But dair is few hundred Thullids in dis town."
"A few hundred?"
"At least. Un dems just de ones what still look Human. Have no yet sprouted their squid heads."
"Meaning somewhere in this town, there's more. Not spawnlings, but full fledged squid heads."
"Aye. Un Gremlin mentioned cave systems. If dey is underground, dair could be thousands of dem under our feet un we never know it."
"And I can't see them? Why can't I see them? Are there so many, that's they're blocking my ability to see them? Oh my! Then this isn't a hive... it's a central nerve system... there's an elder brain nearby."
"Aye."
"It's in the tower."
"Why ya say dat?"
"That's what's calling me. The tower... it speaks to me. The tower itself is alive. The tower, is not a tower. It's sentient. I can hear it. It's calling me."
"Is tower Demon?"
"Yes. A giant Demon, disguising itself as a tower."
"Why would it call ya?"
"I'm the Sacred Pink JellyFish... the Thullids think I'm their god. They've somehow gotten in my head and tricked me into coming here."
"Why would dey do dat?"
"I'm pregnent."
"I knows."
"ZooLock knew before I did... They want my eggs. ZooLock said that. He didn't say he was protecting me... he said he was protecting the eggs. He said protecting the eggs was his priority. ZooLock didn't drug me. He wouldn't risk hurting the eggs. He said that. I remember. He said, he was scared for the eggs, after he found out someone had drugged me. Which only leaves GhoulSpawn... GhoulSpawn drugged me."
"Why would him do dat?"
"I don't know, but I want to find out."
Quaraun turned back to Mallac.
"Take me to the murder scenes. I want to see them."
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The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
Volume 11 of 130
The Summoner of Darkness
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Volume 11: The Summoner of Darkness
Back from the dead, once again with Unicorn in tow, and now with the Thullid priest ZooLock his prisoner shackled in chains, Quaraun is headed back to The Screaming Unicorn Tavern in Old Orchard Beach, but finds himself cursed with endless bad luck, as one thing after another drops out of the sky in his path.
Highwaymen, hellhounds, a turtle as big as a house, fire breathing butterflies, a train station from the 20th century, and a strange glow-in-the-dark demonic wizard with pockets full of sheep, who sits in a red armchair in poppy field in the 1400s reading 1980s spellbooks books by Gary Gaygax.
Quaraun goes head to head against The Gremlin, a time traveling wizard from the future who refuses to allow the Pink Necromancer back into Old Orchard Beach, where since his last visit, an evil Sorcerer named HellBorne has erected a giant cursed lighthouse known as The Black Tower.
ZooLock however has other plans, and while 4 rival wizards tear up the town in a wizard's duel, the Squid Headed Aliens From Neptune's Moon and their armies of JellyFish worshiping cultists arrive in town to preform a ritual that will unleash an Elder Brain Chaos Demon, known as The Sacred Pink JellyFish on the world. Too bad they didn't know she was already in town.
NOTE: Most of this novel will be available as free to read online.
Please Note: The Quaraun Series Is Rated M18+ and you must be 18 or older to buy it.
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Quaraun is a character I play in Dungeons & Dragons. Like most every other novel in the series, this novel is based off the notes taken from an actual game play session. The Summoner of Darkness is based off the Dungeons & Dragons Campaign: The Murder of the Seven Points by Erik Yaple. If you are a Dungeon Master interested in running a game using this story, the game guide used is this one here --->>> |
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List Of Sample Chapters
Available To Read Online:
The Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness
EelKat and The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin
A Letter To Home
HellBorne and The Missing Sacrificial Sheep
Highwaymen
Another Letter To Home
Hellhounds
The Half-Elf Thief With Pockets Full of Sheep
"I am Very Concerned About Blueberries." - Back At The Blueberry Plains of The Screaming Unicorn Inn
A Field of Fire Breathing Butterflies
A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond
The Road To Witch Pond (Part 2)
The Road To Witch Pond (Part 3)
The Pumpkins Are Following Us
A Third Letter To Home
The Abandoned Cathedral
A Piano Fell From The Sky
The Glow-In-The-Dark Sun Elf Who Fell From The Sky
GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
Night Terrors
"Him not hurt. Him just cry baby."
The Pregnant Jelly Fish
The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death
A Fourth Letter To Home - The Masochistic Elf With Stockholm Syndrome
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Stay Wid Us Too Lang, Ya Go Crazy Wid Us The Black Lighthouse Strange Nightmares Pumpkins Again |
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The Strange Village or I Love The Smell Of Decomposing Bodies In The Morning
Food Fight In a Funeral Home
Shrimp Dinners
Corsets, Elves, and Undead Faeries.
Visiting The Scene of Murder #1 With An UnGelded Stallion
The Sixth Letter To Home
The Fetishes of Phookas
Back At The Tavern and Still No Shrimp
A Tavern Scene Part 1 - "Ever heard of a chastity cage?"
A Tavern Scene Part 2 - Drunk Elves, Shrimp Dinners, and Dungeon Masters From The Future
A Tavern Scene Part 3 - Quaraun, Unicorn, GhoulSpawn, - Time Travel, Chastity Cages, and Whores
He Kills People With Candy (The 7th Letter To Home)
ZooLock Again - Off To Talk to Merchants About Murder #2
Three Days, Three Murders, & Still No Shrimp Dinners
Tumbling Down Stairs With Slutty Elves and Angry Liches
The Missing Children Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah Warned Of
Explosions From The Sea
A Hurricane Hits The Lighthouse
The Blind Phooka
You Always See The Pony?
Murder #4 & Questions About The Black Tower
Pumpkins, Blueberries, and Shrimp
The Thullids Arrive In Town
Investigating Murder #5
ZooLock's Thullid Cultists
Where Are You Hiding That Horse?
Murder #6 - The Red Herring Murder
Murder #6 - The Real Murder
The First Try At Entering Black Tower
The Black Tower's Garden of Death
The Hostess Twinkie Aisle of Biddeford Wal-Mart
Elves In Chandeliers
Aardsvorkus Muddsburge & The Crystal cave of Time and Necromancy
The Train Station
Back At The Tavern
Mallac and The Murder Weapon
Mallac And The Shambling Dead - No Spell Is Ever without A Price
Why is there an elephant in my bed?
"Kcuf! Kcuf! Kcuf! Kcuf! Kcuf! Kcid a kcus! Kcuf!"
Another Night, Another Murder (Murder #7)
HellBorne The Evil, Lord of Black Tower
Elwin
"My first thought was, where would a three year old put your bag of holding?"
The Oozing Plate Of Sugar Cookies Bludgeoned By The Courageous Alien Being Chased By A Bloodthirsty Crazed Celebrity Chef
Elwin and The Town Full of Dead Children
Glimmer Monks wear nothing underneath their robes...
Can Unicorns conceal themselves amongst normal horses and pick them off in secret?
The Thullids Are Gathering Around The Golden Rooster
A Bag Full of Pickled Jellyfish
Back At Black Tower
The Bottomless Pit
I'm HellBorne The Evil, Lord of Black Tower, of The Castle of Blood and Death
Necromancers Don't Wear Pink
BoomFuzzy's Evil Army of Blood Thirsty Marshmallow Tutti-Frutti Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies
The Cult of The Sacred Pink Jelly Fish
The Pregnant Jellyfish and The Murdered Half-Elf
The Wrath of The Pink Necromancer
Darkness Falls
Back To Black Tower Again
The Ptarmagin Kats of Space Dock 13
On Board The VISION-D8
Elwin Again (The End?)
Did You Know?
The Summoner of Darkness is the first time The Gremlin, EelKat, Lyxiana, Bela, and Spriggan (all characters from the original 1978 edition of Friends Are Forever, Volume 1 of The Twighlight Manor Series) make appearances in The Quaraun series.
While most of the Quaraun series is written with Quaraun as the only point of view character, EelKat, the primary point of view character of the Twighlight Manor series, alternates with Quaraun as a point of view character in Summoner of Darkness.
The novel tells 2 stories side by side, with all odd numbered chapters telling Quaraun's version of the story in the 1400s, and all even numbered chapters being written as letters from EelKat in the 1980s to her sister Lynxian.
EelKat is a 4th wall meta breaking narrator.
Answering Reader Questions:
GhoulSpawn's Sheep Explained
A staple in every story that features GhoulSpawn, is his glittering technicolour herd of sheep, that gather around him to listen as he reads Dungeon's & Dragons manuals, while sitting in a red armchair, in the middle of some field.
I own the red chair, btw, which you see me sitting in in my BookTube videos while I read. You can see it in this video here:
The 2 most common reader questions asked about GhoulSpawn are:
- What the hell is it with the sheep? They don't serve any plot point and seem to be there for no reason at all. What the hell?
- Does GhoulSpawn have sex with his sheep or not?
The first story to feature Gremlin as a main character was The Wild Years, published in 1987. In this story he is a member of PETA on a mission to shut down Procter & Gamble, after encountering a local sheep farm that supplies lambs for Iams dogfood. In the slaughterhouse on the farm is a conveyor belt, onto which baby lambs are herded, then dropped into a grinder where they are chopped up while still alive.
If you have a stomach strong enough to view such things, you can see BOTH the Proctor & Gamble animal by-product grinder and McDonald's hamburger making grinder in this video here, which shows it being used on baby chickens and baby cows.
(The chicken grinder shown in this video is P&G's Iams dog food processing plant and the cow grinder seen here are Mcdonald's hamburgers be made for you.)
Please be warned, this anti-war, human rights, and animal rights protest video shows EXTREMELY GRAPHIC real life footage of poachers, slaughterhouses, human trafficing, KKK attacks, beheaded ISIS victims, and children killed by landmines.
VIEWER DISCRETION IS STRONGLY ADVISED!
Back to GhoulSpawn, the series' resident uber extreme animal rights activist...
This was a very real farm and a very real machine which I had seen when I was 8 years old, and was the reason I became an animal rights activist and a vegetarian. This aspect of GhoulSpawn's character, his being a vegan animal rights activist with a vendetta against P&G is based off my own life. (If you did not know, I am the founder of the real world Procter & Gamble Boycott and many of the Twighlight Manor books were written specifically for the boycott, thus why a character like The Gremlin took centre stage.)
Readers came to know that if Gremlin was in the story, so too would be references to the evils of Procter & Gamble, Iams dogfood's horrific sheep grinding machine, and mysterious disappearing sheep, along with his random ramblings against McDonald's, Burger King, and other giants in the animal abuse industry.
Unfortunately for GhoulSpawn, he's often rambling on deaf ears, as Quaraun, Unicorn, and others from the 1400s, have no way to comprehend the future atrocities being described by the time traveller. The reactions of people from the 1400s varies from thinking GhoulSpawn is a raving lunatic (thus why he is dubbed "GhoulSpawn the Crazed") to people understanding that he has seen something which has horribly upset him and feeling pity for him, but not really being able to understand exactly what he is talking about.
And then, when he can't get people to listen to him, he starts pulling sheep out of his pockets, not realizing that back in the 1400s he's surrounded by superstitious people who view magic, Wizards, and such things as evil sorcery and people practicing them as witches to be burned and destroyed. As a teenager from the 1970s, GhoulSpawn has as much trouble comprehending the 1400s mind as they have comprehending him.
As no one but GhoulSpawn can get anything out of or even see anything in his pockets, he can safely stuff sheep in his pockets and then innocently stand there while people run around like mad trying to figure out where all the sheep are disappearing to. He'll stuff another sheep in his pockets every time no one is looking and will continue to do this until the entire herd is gone/in his pockets. At which point he'll then jump back in his 1974 AMC Gremlin, fly back to the 1400s and set the sheep loose in green pastures.
GhoulSpawn has a particular affinity for Cotswold sheep, and his habit of stealing/rescuing sheep and taking them to the past, is used as an explanation for why Cotswolds were so very overpopulated in Medieval times, yet today are considered an endangered species.
Over the years it became a running gag in the series for other characters to bully and tease Gremlin claiming he had a sex fetish for sheep. However, GhoulSpawn does not have sex with his sheep and often seen deeply upset over the accusation. Because most people in the 1400s do not believe GhoulSpawn is a time traveller from the future, they say that he made up his story of rescuing sheep from "the gambler" to cover up habits of beasillity. Quaraun and Unicorn remain two of the only people to believe GhoulSpawn's story as he has taken them to the future and they have seen the things he speaks of for themselves.
The reason for GhoulSpawn's obsession with sheep, is a secret he rarely reveals and is known only to his closet friends: while the series often bills him as a half-Elf, leaving people to assume in also half-Human, is is rather instead half-Demon, specifically he is an Uruisg, which is a Scottish Sheep Demon, a man with the upper body of a man and the lower body of a Cotswold sheep.
In keeping with the actual Irish, Welsh, and Scottish folklore about Uruisg, GhoulSpawn is somewhat of a trickster and causes chaos to ensure whenever he is around. Also like the actual folklore he is a notorious thief and pickpocket, compulsively unable to control his urge to simply pick up and take every shiny object he sees.
Who Is GhoulSpawn?
This is the first time GhoulSpawn appears using the name GhoulSpawn. In previous volumes he was using the name Glinta instead.
In the Twighlight Manor series he is known as The Gremlin.
Quaraun's teenaged lover GhoulSpawn is a "natural born" Sorcerer. He is a half-Elf/half Demon.
GhoulSpawn's father was an evil Demon who commanded an army of Ghouls. Because of this, he was known simply as "The Ghoul".
GhoulSpawn's mother was a Sun Elf whom had fallen in love with The Ghoul, but was forbidden by her family to have contact with him. She in turn ran away with her Demon lover, thus causing a war between Elves and Demons.
The Sun Elves tell a story of how their Princess was kidnapped and raped by the Ghoul, thus she gave birth to the Spawn of the Ghoul. Though his mother named him Glinta, she died while he was still very young, and his Elven kin, took to calling him GhoulSpawn as a way to brand him not one of them.
GhoulSpawn is an interdimensional time traveller, because he is unable to remain in any one time, place or dimension long, because he was born in the Hell Dimension, which exists outside of the realm of time and space as we know it. The Ghoul tried to escape the Sun Elves by going to the distant future (1974) and leaving his half-Elf son and the boy's mother there to live among a band of LSD addicted hippie Humans whom drove a 1974 AMC Gremlin.
The Sun-Elves eventually found their missing she-Elf and brought her back to the 1400s where she belonged, but she refused to leave her half-Demon son behind.
After his mother's death, GhoulSpawn was made a servant to his High Elf step-father and full blooded Elf step siblings, all of whom abused him and treated him like a slave. He grew up constantly being told he, because he was only a half-Elf, was unloved and unwanted and should have been killed at birth, resulting in the very low self esteem he has.
Neither Demons nor half-Elves are considered welcomed members of society, both being forced to live in small tribal groups on the outskirts of civilization. Both are often stoned to death or hung if they dare set foot in a city.
GhoulSpawn being both a Demon and a half-Elf is doubly mistreated by the majority of the world's population. He takes to travelling with Quaraun because Quaraun simply accepts GhoulSpawn as he is and is not bothered by being seen in the company of either a Demon or a half-Elf.
There are several instances when people try to bully GhoulSpawn and Quaraun (a high ranking full-blooded aristocratic High Elf) is quick to stand up for him, protecting and defending the half-Elf. Quaraun is often classified by other Elves as "insane" simply because he is willing to be friends with a half-Elf.
GhoulSpawn has a speech impediment which lessens when he is relaxed and grows worse the more nervous or frightened he becomes.
Around calm laid back characters like Quaraun, GhoulSpawn speaks without difficulty. However around domineering, headstrong, or bullying characters such as Unicorn or HellBorne, GhoulSpawn develops a stutter, making it difficult for him the get to the end of a sentence.
Because he is a Demon, GhoulSpawn was born with natural magical abilities, making him a rare "natural born wizard" or sorcerer.
GhoulSpawn is typical of a Sorcerer in the Quaraun series, in that he has Demon blood, was thus born with a Demon's natural ability to cast magic on some levels, has taking to self-teaching himself how to control the magic powers he was born with, is outcast from society because of his link to Demons, and is generally not well thought of, even though he is not in any way evil, and is in fact the only part of the cast who could be considered anything close to being a Hero.
Being a time traveller, there are times when Quaraun encounteres both GhoulSpawn and his future counterpart Gremlin in the same novel.
This is the first novel in the series to feature multiple versions of GhoulSpawn in a single novel.
GhoulSpawn remains one of the most hated and most loved characters in the series. People who dislike him, absolutely despise him and have gone so far as to request I remove his character from the series entirely. While people who love him, often cite him as their favourite character and often request I add him into more stories more often.
For the people who don't like him, I'm sorry, but he remains one of my favourite characters of the series and he's not going anywhere.
For the people who want to see more of him: there are plans to make changes to several stories in the series to include him in the future editions, more often.
You can find out more about GhoulSpawn here:
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Did You Know:
Summoner of Darkness
was written on location at the real Witch Pond?
Meet The Real Witch Hole Pond:
If You Want To Visit Witch Hole Pond For Yourself, Here Are The Directions To It:
(Address is: Witch Hole Pond, Carriage Road, Mt. Desert Island, Acadia National Park, Bar Harbour, Maine)
Interview With EelKat
While Walking On The Real Road To
Witch Hole Pond In Bar Harbour, Maine
A Real Turtle In Witch Hole Pond:
A Bald Eagle Bathing In Witch Hole Pond:
And the swamp just before the pond...
Driving Park Loop Road Around Witch Hole Pond...
And climbing Bubble Rock Mountain overlooking Witch Hole Pond...
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This novel was originally written in: 2014 - 2016
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