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I am an author. I write Yaoi. This is my website. Yaoi means my main characters are gay lovers. If that bothers you, you're on the wrong website. Sorry. Need a longer explanation? For those wondering what is Yaoi; Yaoi is a subgenre of Gay literature, usually a subgenre of Gay Romance, though Yaoi does NOT automatically mean the story is Romance. Yaoi is EXCLUSIVLY written by women/female authors and read nearly exclusively by female readers. Yaoi is a Japanese word whose literal English translation means "boys in love". When Yaoi is used to mean a genre of fiction it means "female authors who write gay couples aimed at female readers". Yaoi makes zero attempt to write gay couples realistically, and is most unabashedly a genre for women who just want to lust after gay men, so if that bothers you, you're REALLY gonna hate my books and this website where you will find over three thousand short stories that are absolutely nothing but fetishizing gay men. Yaoi is NOT gay men written accurately, nor does it cater to gay readers. Yaoi is like when straight men write stories about lesbians, (that genre is called Yuri, by the way) targeted to straight male readers, only Yaoi is straight women who write gay men, targeted to straight female readers. I am a Yaoi author. That means the main characters of my books are gay couples. Specifically I write Poly Furry Slice of Life Isekai Yaoi Dark CyberGoth Space Fantasy. Poly means I write a polygamous throuple: 3 gay men married to each other and living together, are my main characters. Furry means they are anthropomorphic aka are both not Human and have animal features. In my case, the main character is an Elf JellyFish hybrid silk merchant turned necromancer, his primary husband is a Unicorn pastry chef who shapeshifts into the form of an UnSeelie Faerie King, and his secondary husband is a Satyr-like Sheep-man who has a sapient pet AI. Slice of Life means it's character driven, and there is absolutely ZERO action, and often no plot. AKA, they do every day normal things. They spend a lot of time hanging out in taverns, selling goods in market squares out of a vardo, selling food out of a food truck, digging for clams on the beach, bickering like the whiny bitch boi fembois they are, washing each others feets, brushing each other's hair, theres a lot of barefoot fetish and hair shampooing and hair brushing fetish, or fishing off a boat in the river, all while trying to maintain their lighthouse home which is actually a giant mimic monster who eats the local Humans, that they live in when they are not living in their travel tent. If you are looking for fast paced stories with quests and action, you are in the wrong place and you're gonna be bored out of ya fucking mind here. Plus I just like writing scenes of naked men bathing together. I have way too much fun writing stories of them bitching at each other and and slashing around naked in the river, to ever get around to writing quests or action. Isekai means it's time travel. The main character was born in 800BC, his primary husband was born in 2515, and his secondary husband was born in 1959. All three of them got sucked out of their timelines by feral portals and ended up together in a far future 20,000 years after the earth was destroyed by a comet in 2525. Dark means Horror, but olde style, like written by Poe or Lovecraft. AKA my characters monologue like Vincent Price in eyeliner, drunk on absinthe, and writing poetry about existential dread, while eldritch monsters crawl in the basement slithering tentacles through the darkness. Also, it's villian point of view. These guys are the the big boss fight end of the game super villains, so once in a while little DnD style adventuring parties show up at the lighthouse to fight them, but they just feed the adventurers to the lighthouse. The are three god level, god tier, god powered wizards, hell bent on taking over the planet, but they are too busy slinging hissy fits, food, and sexual tension at each other to ever get around to actually carry out their global domination plans. CyberGoth is the genre that American McGee's Alice is. Not quite SteamPunk, not quite CyberPunk, a little bit of both, with whole lot of AI overlords, vampires, and ye olde Victorian meets laser swords and star ships, but everyone dresses like they just walked out of a Goth Rave Night Club with goggles and cyberdreads. Space Fantasy, means there's Elves in space, flying star ships between planets and solar systems, specifically in my case: my main character is a merchant whose interstellar star fleet travels between five inhabited planets. In short, I write gay edgelord Elfbois with tentacles, Faebois who turn into Unicorns, and Pleco eyed Sheep-bois. ![]() Transman Quaraun (The Pink Necromancer) and his husband King Gwallmaic (aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn) King of The UnSeelie Court. Main characters of The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer series.
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If you are a hater, you can go fuck yourself.
Happy 2026!
It is our 30th anniversary here at Space Dock 13!
On the web since 1996!
You have encountered an extremely old website that continues to exist in old web ways, the same way it has done for now three decades.
In spite of being now 30 years old this year, started in 1996, it is still heavily active and old pages updated daily, new pages added daily, still now in 2026. All hand written, all hand coded (no AI), all by me, same as it ever was.
We Still Exist: The Old Web Did Not Go Away, You Just Forgot How To Find Us
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Fed up with the way his friends have been treating him, Quaraun sets out to sacrifice them to an evil elder god.
Part 2 of The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain, this story picks up right were the other left off, with Quaraun, Unicorn, BeaLuna, & Bullgaar, having just defeated the Leprechaun and now staring down into the mouth of a boiling volcano they had been standing on all along...
To find a way into the heart of the molten mountain, the group backtracks back to the forest in search of a different road and meets up with a Wood Elf Ranger, who says he'll show them the way. Racial differences clash as High Elves and Common Elves do not get along, and soon Quaraun finds himself sold by the angry Wood Elf to an army of Mountain Trolls.
Much later, the group is reunited and finally arrive at the massive demonic idol. Not knowing who to trust any more, and possessed by an cursed dagger, Quaraun turns on his friends, in a blood sacrifice ritual to the idol.
The first novel to show Quaraun's darker side, there is no happy ending in this book and not all of his friends live to the end of the story.
TRIGGER WARNING:
One of the volumes banned by fanfiction.net in 2012, this novel contains the controversial gang raped by trolls scene so many fans have been asking be republished.
Fed up with the way his friends have been treating him, Quaraun sets out to sacrifice them to an evil elder god.
Part 2 of The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain, this story picks up right were the other left off, with Quaraun, Unicorn, BeaLuna, & Bullgaar, having just defeated the Leprechaun and now staring down into the mouth of a boiling volcano they had been standing on all along...
To find a way into the heart of the molten mountain, the group backtracks back to the forest in search of a different road and meets up with a Wood Elf Ranger, who says he'll show them the way. Racial differences clash as High Elves and Common Elves do not get along, and soon Quaraun finds himself sold by the angry Wood Elf to an army of Mountain Trolls.
Much later, the group is reunited and finally arrive at the massive demonic idol. Not knowing who to trust any more, and possessed by an cursed dagger, Quaraun turns on his friends, in a blood sacrifice ritual to the idol.
The first novel to show Quaraun's darker side, there is no happy ending in this book and not all of his friends live to the end of the story.
Please note, this site is the Home Site for The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer aka The Quaraun Series.
The Quaraun series is a set of 2,000 short stories and 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, transvestite wizard.
Due to the content of the books, you must be 18 or older to buy them and they are sold under M18+ ratings in countries that require book ratings on the cover.
These morbid novels do not have happy endings, and main character Quaraun's depression, suicidal nature, and drug use gets worse as the series progresses. If you are looking for cheerful, happy stories, these novels are not for you.
Most pages on EelKat.com are either sample chapters from these Dark Fantasy Yaoi novels or how-to advice and Q&As about writing Dark Fantasy Bizarro Yaoi, and thus many pages feature mention of suicide, drug use, cutting, depression, BDSM fetishes especially CBT, schizophrenia, ritual murder, and thus many pages are probably NSFW.
Please be aware that this site is considered an "Adult Entertainment" website and by viewing it you agree that you are over the age of 18 years old.
Reader discretion of both the Quaraun novels and the pages of this website is advised.
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The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane: First draft/sample chapters from the novels.
NOTE: The scenes and chapters featured here, are from the unedited first drafts, and NOT from the finished published novels. This was done because many readers had asked to see what the first drafts looked like to see how different they were from the finished product. Because these are from the unedited first drafts, they contain spelling and grammar errors, typos, and sections that are still unrevised. These errors are corrected in the final published editions.
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The Quaraun series is a set of 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, bi-sexual, polyamorous/polygamous, masochistic, time traveling transvestite Elf wizard, his sex crazed, sadistic, drug dealing unicorn, and their bloodthirsty sentient house. The Quaraun series contains heavy use of the following:
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The Quaraun series has been banned by the following:The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints aka The Mormon Church (1991) (Reason: too much sex) (Interestingly, there were no sex scenes in the series before 2014) The Arundel Christian Tabernacle, Biddeford-Arundel, Maine (2001) (Reason: evil and influenced by Satan) New Life Church, Biddeford, Maine (2003) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church) (Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014) Fan-Fiction.net (2012) (Reason: Too violent) Curtis Lake Church, Sanford, Maine (2013) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church) (Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014 and I added gay characters to the series BECAUSE of this false complaint) Old Orchard Beach Town Hall of the Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, a division of the United States of America Government (January 4, 2016 via court order)(State of Maine, Biddeford District Court: Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574) (Reason #1: Too gay for the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach)(Reason #2: Contains transgender characters depicted as living in Old Orchard Beach, in violation of the ordinance which states Old Orchard Beach is a "Family Friendly Town" by virtue of it's ban on LGBTQ+ residents) NOTE: As a result of this ban, and my discovery that OOB had an ordinance banning LGBTQ citizens from living in our town, an additional court case rose up, and on October 21, 2016, Alfred Superior Court overruled the ordinance banning LGBTQs in OOB, AND overturned the town hall's ban on the Quaraun series, citing that both the ordinace baning LGBTQ residents and the court order ordering the Quaraun books to be removed from Amazon.comto be "gross violations of civil rights".) Did you notice how 3 different places used the exact same phrase of "Too gay for the family friendly..." In each of these three cases the exact same minister was behind the ban. |
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— Janneke Jobsis-Brown (@JJobsisBrown) March 1, 2018
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Please Note: The Quaraun Series Is Rated M18+ and you must be 18 or older to buy it.
Most pages on EelKat.com are about writing, publishing, marketing, and CosPlaying Dark Fantasy, Bizarro, Gorn, Monster Porn, Torture Porn, CBT, Psychedelic Literature, Weird Lovecraftian Horror, Pink Humour Satire, & BDSM Yaoi.
With this in mind, some pages may not be safe for work and are marked as: [NSFW].
Reader discretion is advised.
Why is the Quaraun Series Rated M18+?

Book publishing hiatus: November 14, 2013 I was beaten up by a woman who claimed to be a unpublished author. I was paralyzed for 5 months and am still 4 years later relearning to use my legs & arms. While I was cripple, offline, and recovering these past 4 years, she next proceeded to hack my website and most all of my forum and social network accounts.
April 2015 she returned, filled my motorhome with 1,000s of gallons of feces/raw sewage and cut my cats heads off nailing them to my door. 10 cats are currently still missing.
October 2006 she blew up my house with a bomb, in May 2013 put a bomb in my classroom at college, November 2015 put a bomb in my department where I work at Walmart, and June 2016 put yet another bomb in WalMart. The FBI is trying to identity of this woman. More info about these terrorist attacks on my family can be found here: https://www.eelkat.com/1667Words.html
If you have any information about this woman, please contact the FBI agent in charge of the case, his contact info is on that page.
This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
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While there are around 20k pages on this website, most of them are blocked from search engines, with only around 800 of them available for appearing in Google/Bing/etc search results. The remainder can only be accessed via the various links found throughout this site. This was done deliberately on my part, and I did it because the bulk of the pages on this website are chapters from 138 novels and 423 novellas, so only the first page of each novel and novella indexed by search engines, and the remainder are linked in order, one page at a time, via clicking "next page" at the end of each. So if you are looking for a specific page from a specific novel, Google can't help you.
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