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This is the home page of
Maine author, artist, Voodoo Priestess, Gypsy Queen, and art car designer:
EelKat Wendy Christine Allen.
This website started in 1996 and is updated, edited, and added to daily.
As of 2021 it has more than 10,000 pages. However, only around 2,000 pages are indexed by search engines (robot blockers and/or passwords, prevent the rest from being findable by Google/Bing/Yahoo/etc.). Around 8,000 pages can only be accessed by clicking on direct links to them. The links are found on other pages on this site. Confusing? Perhaps. But whenever one of those difficult to find 8,000 pages gets traffic, I know that you are VERY dedicated in reading what I wrote or doing some stalker level digging to reach those search engine inaccessible pages and I'd rather not waste my time writing stuff for uninterested parties, plus it's fascinating to see how deep some people are willing dig to find every last word I wrote.
I published my first novel in 1978. Since than I have published 138 novels, 30 non-fiction books, 2,000+ short stories, a dozen plays, a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck comics, a few dozen novellas, and 10,000+ non-fiction articles.
I am asexual and famous for 4 decades of writing 100% sexless stories, laced in extreme blood-gore-and-violence. But in spite of that, in recent years, most people classify me as an Erotica author. I don't know why, as I've never written Erotica of even any sex scenes, and as I am a nun, raised as such from the age of 3, I wouldn't even know how to write sex or Erotica. If you can here looking for sex, BDSM, Erotica, or Dominatrix's, please return to whomever sent you and tell them to burn in Hell where their immoral ass belongs. Also, do tell me their name so I can put a curse on them, so they will never enjoy sex ever again, to punish them for spreading lies about me and connecting my name to anything related to sex at all. I find sex vile and despicable and want no part of your perverse degradation near me.
All of my fiction works are about Alien Elf Wizards who live in Old Orchard Beach, Maine. All of my non-fiction works are about the history of Maine, it's Gypsy Clans, and most especially Old Orchard Beach the town which was settled and founded by my family.
Most of these pages answer reader questions on the worldbuilding, character creating, plotting, writing, editing, and publishing process of my work.
Others are on the history of my people, The Gypsies of Maine, our culture, our lifestyle, our cars, and our religion.
The rest of the pages are daily updates of the terrorist attacks by Maine's White Supremacists on my non-white family, including updates of the FBI investigation of the April 10, 2015 kidnapping and murder of my children.
The bulk of this website is a massive database of how-to articles for anyone looking to write and publish Dark Fantasy & Weird Horror.
Some stuff is indexed. Most stuff isn't. The links below take you to the most popular/most visited pages. Each of them contains more links to more pages. That should get you started.
And let's put this front and center, because we seem to need to...
I'm sick and tired of people calling me an Erotica author when I'm not and calling the Quaraun series Erotica, when it's not.
I think part of the problem with people calling me an Erotica author, when I've never even written a sex scene and I find scenes glorifying nude bodies to be revolting, largely because I find the human body to be utterly disgusting... stems from the fact that I write Yaoi and people seem to not know what the word Yaoi means.
Just because sex crazed teens write sex crazed fan fiction and post it on Tumbler with the tag "yaoi" underneath, doesn't mean it's ACTUALLY Yaoi. In fact, if it's fanfiction, chances are high it contains no Yaoi in it at all.
Yaoi is a Japanese word, which when translated to English means:
"Boy Love Written By Female Authors For Female Readers"
It means Gay Couples written by a female author.
Yaoi is NOT Erotica. Not even close. Usually, professionally published Yaoi is Romance. It's ONLY it stupid Yaoi Slash (fanfiction) that you see sex scenes or Erotica. If you've only read Yaoi Slash aka Yaoi fanfiction, than you've NEVER read the Yaoi genre, which is the LARGEST genre published in Japan, and 99.99% of the time is 100% sex-free.
I'm sorry, but horny 10 year old writing gay sex on FanFiction dot net is NOT the Yaoi genre and you're an idiot if you think it is.
Usually Yaoi is Sweet Romance aka sexless Romance like what Barbra Cartland wrote.
And while ALL Sweet Romance is sexless, MOST Romance is 100% sex free.
It's very rare for a Romance novel to contain a sex scene.
And before the Fabio books of the 1990s, you never even saw so much as a hug, let alone a kiss, and sex wasn't even hinted at, let alone implied.
The Fabio books introduced couples how risked scandal by hugging in public and once in a while a couple got really daring and held hands. Kissing, still out of the question and sex did not exist outside of marriage and was not on the page.
In fact, the first Romance novel to contain an on-page sex scene, was written in 2013. Yes. 50 Shades of Grey.
Before 2013, sex was not allowed in the Romance genre and no publisher would touch a sex scene.
Sex scenes existed in other genres, as far back as the 1950s, but they were considerably rare before the 1990s and were generally seen as a death sentence to the career of any author daring enough to risk slipping a nipple onto the page.
If you wanted sex scenes, you wanted Erotic Romance, Erotica, or Porn - the ONLY 3 genres allowed to publish a sex scene in America, and YES the American government did and in fact still does have obscenity laws restricting what you can write, with sex outright not being allowed, by federal law, to be published in certain genres, until September 1997.
No one ever referred to me as an Erotica author prior to 2013 when Kendra Silvermander highjacked my KBoards account while I was in the hospital, and started posting weird sex filled gibberish all over the forum using my account.
The Erotica rumor returned when Twitch streamer ThingyChan set out to making 5 hour long videos, detailing weird sex filled BDSM shit about me.
In both cases of Kendra and Claudia, it appears to be a case of "too retarded to know what words mean" followed by letting their overactive perverted, sex crazed imaginations run away with them on social media.
Both of them discovered I write in the Yaoi Genre and both of them, not knowing what Yaoi means, automatically thought Yaoi = Erotica/BDSM and ran wild spreading sex lies about me and what I write without ever once actually READING my novels to find out how incredible inaccurately they had misjudged me.
The fact remains, Quaraun is bisexual and polygamist. He has 2 male lovers: BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn, both of whom are gay, and he also has 3 female lovers, all 3 of whom are straight. Quaraun is married to all 5 of his lovers and they all live together.
And guess what?
Quaraun is also, not only asexual, he's a castrated eunuch, which you would have known if you had actually READ my novels instead of running around spreading lies and rumors about them.
Sex doesn't run Quaraun's life. He loves his partners very much - no sex required for that. They have a strong emotional bond. It's unbreakable, and when one of them dies, one of the others driven to suicide by it, which is a primary plot point for the entire series.
BoomFuzzy's suicide takes over Quaraun's entire life. He becomes obsessed with. BoomFuzzy commits suicide right in the beginning of the series. It's one of the first things that happens. And the whole rest of the series after that, is older Quaraun, retelling his life with BoomFuzzy.
The series shifts back and forth. Chapter A is a flashback to the past when BoomFuzzy was still alive, chapter B shifts to the present where we see Quaraun slowly going insane, suffering suicidal guilt driven depression blaming himself for BoomFuzzy's suicide.
THAT is the ENTIRE story... all 138 novels and 2,000+ short stories.
It's not sex, it's not Erotica. It's man torn apart and trying to find a reason to live after his lover commits suicide.
And you people who call my work Erotica... you all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
You judged it without reading it. Had you read it, you'd have known what it was. So all of you "god hates sex" protests in my driveway... you blew up my house with a bomb for nothing, you murdered my children for nothing. You stupid ass idiots. May you all burn in hell where you belong.
The story follows their life and has no theme of sex or gay-rights or anything. The series spans 138 novels, 2,000+ short stories, more 8 million words total, and has exactly 21 sex scenes, which are there only because they were important to the plot, and they fade to black.
The story is Quaraun murdered someone and is on the run, at first alone, but he meets people alone the way, who, like him are outcasts of society for one reason or another and they form a sort of DnD/Pathfinder type adventuring group that travels together.
Quaraun started out as a character I played in Dungeons & Dragons, decades ago. And the earliest stories about him, were nothing more than me writing down the game story as my game group played the game.
Yaoi is a story that features a gay couple as the main characters. Yaoi can be Romance. Yaoi can be Horror. Yaoi can be Fantasy. Yaoi can be Murder Mystery. Yaoi can be ANY genre. It simply means the main character of the story is a gay couple and the author is a cis female.
Yaoi DOES NOT mean sex.
Yaoi DOES NOT mean Erotica.
Yaoi DOES NOT mean Hentai.
And if you had read anything other than fanfiction, you'd have known that, and NOT jumped to the false conclusion that I wrote Erotica, simply because my main characters are gay.
I find it deplorable when gay men are fetishized in Yaoi Erotica. I hate how Gay Erotica objectifies gay men. I deliberately wrote the Quaraun series to AVOID fetishizing and objectifying gay men and show Quaraun as a man whose hurting, traumatized, suffering, over the death of someone he loved very much, and trying to come to terms with the suicide of his best friend.
I'm a minority myself, #1 I'm a Gypsy by race, 99% of the world has no clue what a Gypsy is. #2 I'm asexual. When was the last time you saw either a Gypsy or an asexual written accurately in fiction. Quaraun is both, he's Gypsy, he's asexual, and I wrote his as gay, because I'm straight, I only know how to be in love with a man, I can't write being in love with a woman, I've tried, it doesn't come out well.
I hate the entire Yaoi Erotica genre. And I hate even more that Kendra Silvermander and ThingyChan tried to tarnish my name and reputation by spreading the horrible Erotica sex lies about me and my books. They both ought to be ashamed of themselves.
Take your retarded heads out of your asses and try actually reading something and using your brain for once.
UPDATE: April 7, 2021: The Art Car Building Streams Are Returning Soon! The Dazzling Razzberry is about to return, as we completely rebuild it on stream
Close-up on The Dazzling Razzberry II's 2.5million marbles and beads
The Dazzling Razzberry, April 7, 2021
Close Up The Dazzling Razzberry Hood - before and after the February 2019 vandalism done by fans of the PsychoBitch 4Chan QAnon Streamer & her simps who did $30,000 in damages to it:
The Dazzling Razzberry 2 aka The Autism Awareness Car, as it looked from May 2012 until it's destruction February 2019
The Dazzling Razzberry, April 7, 2021
The Dazzling Razzberry is back... now all black primer... Repaired, wielded back together, running, licensed, registered, and back on the road again... now primed and ready to be restored.
This car was obliterated by a PsychoBitch 4Chan QAnon Twitch streamer aka ThingyChan and 5 of her simps armed with baseball bats, in February 2019. They did $30,000 in damages, leaving it chop-shopped to pieces, smashed apart, and all of it's 2.5million beads and marbles scraped off.
This car was my daily driver and daily car vlog streams stopped February 2019 because the car was reduced to so many chopped up pieces, that it took up nearly 3 years to wield the pieces back together, and make the car drivable again.
Because it cost $12,000 for the 2.5million marbles that was glued to it, and took me 4 years to hand glue them on one marble at a time, and most of those 2.5million marbles were reduced to shattered powdered glass dust by the vandals, The Dazzling Razzberry will not be returning to it's former shimmering glory.
If you know the Twighlight Manor series and you know Etiole's brother Razzbury that the car was inspired after... know this... we are going Sea Wolf for the rise of The Dazzling Razzberry 3.
Out with the Green Moray Eels and in with the Piranhas
NOTE: Chat is set to emote only on my Twitch channel and my personal contact information has been removed from my website and every place else, due to the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of false reports of "information", along with vile hateful memes about the murder of my family being sent to me by trolls who think mocking the murder of my family is funny.
FBI Agent Andy Drewer out of the Portland, Maine FBI office is in charge of the of the April 10, 2015 kidnapping of my 12 children by 14 Ku Klux Klan men who invaded our home and the subsequent May 15, 2015 murder of 10 of the 12 whom had their heads nailed to my front door. If you have information about the case, give it to him not me. He can be reached @ +1-(207)-774-9322
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Fantasy writing: coming up with reasonable-sounding place names
I use the method that was invented/created by Robert E. Howard for his Conan the Barbarian series.
What he did was this:
Pick the culture you want to base your fictional culture off of
Reverse the spelling
Put a vowel at the end
End result is a word that sounds like it belongs in the culture, giving your story "authentic cultural flavour" without requiring you to study linguistics
So, picking some real places and using their names to get fictional places results in:
Cameroon + a becomes Nooremaca
Rwanda + e becomes Adnawde
Zimbabwe + i becomes Ewbabmizi
Bangladesh + o becomes Hsedalgnabo
Timor-Leste + u becomes Etsel-Romitu
Tonga + y becomes Agnoty
Then within each country you have the names of mountains, rivers, cities, etc, already there, and you just do the same thing for each one, which gives you a map already made, and all the names, being the reverse of a real language, means they all sound similar rather then sounding like pieces of lots of languages.
So, within the real country of Timor-Leste (which we have now renamed Etsel-Romitu), we find the following real world names of landmarks and change them same as before:
Mt Ramelau + a = Mt Ualemara
town of Maubisse + e = town of Essibuame
Santa Cruz Cemetery + i = Zurc Atnasi Cemetery
town of Dimboola + o = town of Aloobmido
Jaco Island + u = Ocaju Island
Lake Ira Lalaro + y = Lake Oralal Ariy
and then, if you end up with one you don't like, you can alter it by changing the vowel:
Mt Ramelau + a = Mt Ualemara
Mt Ramelau + e = Mt Ualemare
Mt Ramelau + i = Mt Ualemari
Mt Ramelau + o = Mt Ualemaro
Mt Ramelau + u = Mt Ualemaru
Mt Ramelau + y = Mt Ualemary
or changing the first letter...
Mt Ramelau + a + b = Mt Balemara
Mt Ramelau + a + c = Mt Calemara
Mt Ramelau + a + d = Mt Dalemara
Mt Ramelau + a + f = Mt Falemara
Mt Ramelau + a + g = Mt Galemara
and so on, down the alphabet until you find one you like.
Robert E. Howard used this method because he had to put out so much so fast - he was writing for a magazine and was required to publish a new story every single week, so he didn't have time to build worlds or think up new names.
He didn't just do it with placenames either. He did it with character names as well.
For example if he wanted the story the feel Chinese, he'd take a real Chinese city, real Chinese towns, real Chinese river, and several real Chinese names, and do the whole reverse+vowel thing. He'd end up with a race of Fantasy people who seemed Chinese, but were not Chinese. He'd then give then Chinese style cloths, traditions, food, culture.
This method allowed him to build entire ethnicities in a matter of hours, instead of spending months building a culture the way many Fantasy authors do. It gave him maps to work with, character names, religious traditions, marriage traditions, family traditions, weapons, clothing styles, etc, all in an instance.
Say for example, you wanted to write a Chinese inspired culture, you could go to Wikipedia and take this:
Shanghai, located in the Yangtze River Delta, bordered the provinces of Jiangsu and Zhejiang. The 1842 Treaty of Nanking and 1844 Treaty of Whampoa allowed the establishment of the Shanghai International Settlement. Renowned for its Lujiazui skyline, and museums and historic buildings. The economic reforms introduced by Deng Xiaoping resulted in an intense re-development of the city.
Shanghai is a 5th-century Jin name for the mouth of Suzhou Creek when it was the main conduit into the ocean. Shanghai was part of the fief of Lord Chunshen of Chu, one of the Four Lords of the Warring States. He ordered the excavation of the Huangpu River.
During the Tang and Song dynasties, Qinglong Town in modern Qingpu District was a major trading port. Established in 746 (fifth year of the Tang Tianbao era.) artist Mi Fu served as its mayor.
Downtown Shanghai is bisected by the Huangpu River, a man-made tributary of the Yangtze that was created by order of Lord Chunshen. The historic center of the city was located on the west bank of the Huangpu (Puxi), near the mouth of Suzhou Creek, connecting it with Lake Tai and the Grand Canal. The central financial district Lujiazui has grown up on the east bank of the Huangpu.
The few hills such as She Shan lie to the southwest and the highest point is the peak of Dajinshan Island in Hangzhou Bay. The city has many rivers, canals, streams and lakes and is known for its rich water resources as part of the Lake Tai drainage area
Shanghai has a humid subtropical climate (Köppen Cfa) and experiences four distinct seasons. Winters are chilly and damp, with northwesterly winds from Siberia can cause nighttime temperatures to drop below freezing, although most years there are only one or two days of snowfall. Summers are hot and humid, with an average of 8.7 days exceeding 35 °C (95 °F) annually; occasional downpours or freak thunderstorms can be expected. The city is also susceptible to typhoons in summer and the beginning of autumn, none of which in recent years has caused considerable damage.
There are folk religious temples such as a Temple of the Chenghuangshen (City God), at the heart of the old city, and a temple dedicated to the Three Kingdoms general Guan Yu. The White Cloud Temple of Shanghai is an important Taoist centre in the city. The Wenmiao (Temple of the God of Culture) is dedicated to Confucius.
Shanghai's film industry went on to blossom during the early 1930s, generating great stars such as Hu Die, Ruan Lingyu, Zhou Xuan, Jin Yan, and Zhao Dan.
In an era of rapid social change, works from the Shanghai School were widely innovative and diverse and often contained thoughtful yet subtle social commentary. The best known figures from this school include Qi Baishi, Ren Xiong, Ren Bonian, Zhao Zhiqian, Wu Changshuo, Sha Menghai, Pan Tianshou, Fu Baoshi, Xie Zhiliu, He Tianjian, and Wang Zhen.
We now take out all of the words that are names of places, people and things, and reverse them and add a vowel, to get this list:
+ a =
+ e =
+ i =
+ o =
+ u =
+ y =
Shanghai + a = Iahgnahsa
Yangtze River Delta + e = Eztgnaye
province of Jiangsu + i = Usgnaiji
province Zhejiang + o = Gnaijehzo
Treaty of Nanking + u = Gniknanu
Treaty of Whampoa + y = Aopmahwy
Lujiazui skyline + a = Iuzaijula
Deng Xiaoping + e = Gnipoaix Gnede
Jin + i = Niji
Suzhou Creek + o = Uohzuso
Lord Chunshen of Chu + u = Nehsnuhcu of Uchu
Huangpu River + y = Upgnauhy
Tang dynasty + a = Gnata
Song dynasty + e = Gnose
Qinglong Town + i = Gnolgniqi
Qingpu District + o = Upgniqo
Tianbao era + u = Oabnaitu
artist Mi Fu + y = Uf Imy
Puxi + a = Ixupa
Lake Tai + e = Iate
She Shan + i = Nahs Ehsi
Dajinshan Island + o = Nahsnijado
Hangzhou Bay + u = Uohzgnahu
Köppen Cfa + y = Acf Neppoky
Siberia + a = Airebisa
Temple of the Chenghuangshen + e = Nehsgnauhgnehce
general Guan Yu + i = Uy Naugi
Taoist centre + o = Tsioato
Wenmiao + u = Oaimnewu
Confucius + y = Suicufnocy
Hu Die + a = Eid Uha
Ruan Lingyu + e = Uygnil Naure
Zhou Xuan + i = Naux Uohzi
Jin Yan + o = Nay Nijo
Zhao Dan + u = Nad Oahzu
Qi Baishi + y = Ihsiab Iqy
Ren Xiong + a = Gnoix Nera
Ren Bonian + e = Nainob Nere
Zhao Zhiqian + i = Naiqihz Oahzi
Wu Changshuo + o = Ouhsgnahc Uwo
Sha Menghai + u = Iahgnem Ahsu
Pan Tianshou + y = Uohsnait Napy
Fu Baoshi + a = Ihsoab Ufa
Xie Zhiliu + e = Uilihz Eixe
He Tianjian + i = Naijnaiat Ehi
Wang Zhen + o = Nehz Gnawo
Now we take those new words and put them back into that description, to turn it into this:
Iahgnahsa, located in the Eztgnaye River Delta, bordered the provinces of Usgnaiji and Gnaijehzo. The 1842 Treaty of Gniknanu and 1844 Treaty of Aopmahwy allowed the establishment of the Iahgnahsa International Settlement. Renowned for its Iuzaijula skyline, and museums and historic buildings. The economic reforms introduced by Gnipoaix Gnede resulted in an intense re-development of the city.
Iahgnahsa is a 5th-century Niji name for the mouth of Uohzuso Creek when it was the main conduit into the ocean. Iahgnahsa was part of the fief of Lord Nehsnuhcu of Uchu, one of the Four Lords of the Warring States. He ordered the excavation of the Upgnauhy River.
During the Gnata and Gnose dynasties, Gnolgniqi Town in modern Upgniqo District was a major trading port. Established in 746 (fifth year of the Gnata Oabnaitu era.) artist Uf Imy served as its mayor.
Downtown Iahgnahsa is bisected by the Upgnauhy River, a man-made tributary of the Eztgnaye that was created by order of Lord Nehsnuhcu. The historic center of the city was located on the west bank of the Upgnauhy (Ixupa), near the mouth of Uohzuso Creek, connecting it with Lake Iate and the Grand Canal. The central financial district Iuzaijula has grown up on the east bank of the Upgnauhy.
The few hills such as Nahs Ehsi lie to the southwest and the highest point is the peak of Nahsnijado Island in Uohzgnahu Bay. The city has many rivers, canals, streams and lakes and is known for its rich water resources as part of the Lake Iate drainage area
Iahgnahsa has a humid subtropical climate (Acf Neppoky) and experiences four distinct seasons. Winters are chilly and damp, with northwesterly winds from Airebisa can cause nighttime temperatures to drop below freezing, although most years there are only one or two days of snowfall. Summers are hot and humid, with an average of 8.7 days exceeding 35 °C (95 °F) annually; occasional downpours or freak thunderstorms can be expected. The city is also susceptible to typhoons in summer and the beginning of autumn, none of which in recent years has caused considerable damage.
There are folk religious temples such as a Temple of the Nehsgnauhgnehce (City God), at the heart of the old city, and a temple dedicated to the Three Kingdoms general Uy Naugi. The White Cloud Temple of Iahgnahsa is an important Tsioato centre in the city. The Oaimnewu (Temple of the God of Culture) is dedicated to Suicufnocy.
Iahgnahsa's film industry went on to blossom during the early 1930s, generating great stars such as Eid Uha, Uygnil Naure, Naux Uohzi, Nay Nijo, and Nad Oahzu.
In an era of rapid social change, works from the Iahgnahsa School were widely innovative and diverse and often contained thoughtful yet subtle social commentary. The best known figures from this school include Ihsiab Iqy, Gnoix Nera, Nainob Nere, Naiqihz Oahzi, Ouhsgnahc Uwo, Iahgnem Ahsu, Uohsnait Napy, Ihsoab Ufa, Uilihz Eixe, Naijnaiat Ehi, and Nehz Gnawo.
And now without doing any world building at all, you have a place for your story to happen.
Now, this method is not without flaws and yes, you'll notice that if you do that straight up without tweaking, then some of the words are going to come of sounding awkward. So, you'll probably want to mess around with the words afterwards to make them sound better.
Even if you don't use the new words in your final draft, it makes it easier for you to write your first draft, if you at least have the words there. Rather then just writing "They crossed ~river A~(insert name later) to get to.." It at least gives you working names to use in your draft until you think up better names.
Also note that this method only works well with proper names and does not work so well with overall words.
For example doing it with common nouns makes words like this:
The quick, brown fox, jumped over the lazy dog.
quick + a = kciuqa
brown + e = nworbe
fox + i = xofi
jumped + o = depmujo
lazy + u = yzalu
dog + y = gody
The kciuqa, nworbe xofi, depmujo over the yzalu gody.
...which is just plain silly to try to read.
So, you don't want to use this method for creating an overall language. Though, you could if you needed an more alien language (such as actual aliens) do this. See how I go about creating Lovecraftian Style Alien and Demon Languages here.
This way of naming your countries and cities is also a method to use sparingly.
Generally use it for naming countries, big cities, and minor NPC characters your main character meet along the way. In other words, use it for things that'll only be said once or twice in your novel and not for things that'll be said on every page. You want to sprinkle the words in only enough to tell the reader the "cultural flavour" of the region. You don't want to drown the reader in lots of words they can't pronounce.
Also, only use it with fictional places.
For example, if you were going to ACTUALLY base you story in China, then use Shanghai NOT Iahgnahsa. While Iahgnahsa has an "Asian" sound to it, it would be offensive to pass it off as being actually Chinese.
You don't want to use it to make fun of a culture either. For example, in the 1950s it was common for political satirists who wanted to make fun of minority races, to write their place names in pig Latin, which is not very different from this reversal method of place naming. So be mindful of that sort of thing, and if you feel a word may be seen as offensive or seemingly racist then just don't use it.
Remember that the goal in using this method is to be INSPIRED by real places, when building your fictional places, and it is not intended to be used as a method of making fun of those places.
Many readers hail Robert E. Howard as the greatest creator of vastly detailed and highly believable world's and many writers try to emulate him, often without realizing how simple his method really was. They'll spend years trying to build a world... and yet... they often fail to consider that in the time it took them to build their world (3 years) he wrote ALL of his books, then commit suicide at a very young age. He worked at a hectic high speed pace, publishing WEEKLY novellas, outputting more stories in 3 years, then 10 authors combines ever publish in their entire lifetime.
People often ask me how I publish so many novels so fast... asking specifically how in the hell did I create the vast, highly detailed world of them so quickly, and they are always shocked to learn how very little world building actually goes into my stories. I do exactly what Robert E. Howard did: Grab a real world place, reverse it's names, then use it's real world culture and history and just toss my main character into that pre-built fictionalized version of the real world.
People have found lots of things to complain about in my novels, but the place names is not one of them. No reader has ever complained about the place names in any of my books.