640 Social Media Hashtags For Authors, Writers, Readers, & Book Bloggers

I keep getting messages from you guys asking me to republish my old help guides for authors articles, that I had published on Kboards between 2007 and 2012, before the Kboards hacker took over my account in 2013 and re-wrote them into gibberish madness. I think many of the people sending me these messages are unaware of the fact that the Kboards hacker's attack offline was far more deadly and brutal then they realize. Or that her attack left some members of my family dead, and me crippled for the rest of my life. Some seem to think that the attack was a one time and are not aware of the fact that there have been more than 200 attacks between 2006 and the latest on September 2017.

I understand that you miss the articles, but otherwise I wouldn't be swamped in "please, please, please, please please, bring them back" posts, comments, and emails. But you seem to be overlooking the amount of time the FBI investigation into the Kboard hacker takes up of my life. Or the fact that the hacker did more then just hack (and re-write) 1,371 pages of my site, but also filled my motorhome with thousands of gallons of feces and cut my cat's heads off and nailed their heads to my door. You fail to grasp the level of psychopathic deranged gay hating, white power, bomb building, cat murdering insanity this Kendra Silvermander person possesses or how far her levels of her violence offline and her cyberbullying online have reached.

So answering your questions as to when the old KB articles from my 52 Stories in 52 Weeks series is coming back... they come back in between court dates, police calls, FBI investigations, hospital visits, physical therapy, relearning to use my legs and hands, funerals, house bombs, bombs at the WalMart where I work, and bombs in my classrooms at college. 

That said, I have time today to put up one of the articles you guys requested, and here it is...

Twitter Hashtags For Authors

But, here you are, my mega long, Twitter HashTag & RTGroup list for authors, as it appeared in 2011 on KBoards... all 640 of them...

1. #[yourbrand/name/book]Contest
2. #[yourbrand/name/book]Freebie
3. #[yourbrand/name/book]FreeDays
4. #[yourbrand/name/book]FreeDeal
5. #[yourbrand/name/book]Giveaway
6. #[yourbrand/name/book]Sweepstakes
7. #100followers 
8. #140Poem
9. #1K1H (write one thousand words in one hour)
10. #1K1HR  (write one thousand words in one hour)
11. #1LineWednesday - (Share the best line from one of your books on Wednesdays)
12. #99c 
13. #99Cents
14. #abstract 
15. #ACFW (American Christian Fiction Writers)
16. #ADnD
17. #AGA3 
18. #AlterReach 
19. #Amazon
20. #AmazonCart
21. #AmazonDeal
22. #AmazonKindle
23. #AmazonLikes
24. #AmazonPrime
25. #AmEditing
26. #AmReading
27. #AmRevising
28. #amwriting
29. #analytics
30. #AskAgent
31. #AskAnAuthor
32. #AskAuthor
33. #AskEditor
34. #ASMG (Author Social Media Group)
35. #ASMSG - (Author Social Media Support Group)
36. #asmsg1
37. #author 
38. #AuthorBlog
39. #authorChat
40. #AuthorInterview
41. #AuthorLife 
42. #AuthorRT
43. #AuthorsofTwitter
44. #AuthorTalk
45. #AuthorTube
46. #AuthorUproar
47. #AutisticAuthor
48. #autumnreadathon
49. #AvailableNow
50. #AvidReader
51. #b2b (business to business)
52. #b2bmarketing
53. #b2bsales
54. #b2c (business to consumer)
55. #b2cmarketing
56. #b2csales
57. #BDSM
58. #becausereading
59. #BestBooks
60. #bestoftheday
61. #BestRead
62. #BestSeller
63. #Bibliophile 
64. #bigdata
65. #Biopic
66. #Bizarro
67. #biztips
68. #blacklitchat
69. #blacklitTalk
70. #blog
71. #blogdesign
72. #blogger
73. #bloggers
74. #bloggersrequired
75. #bloggerswanted
76. #blogging
77. #bloggingtools
78. #blogtips
79. #blogtopic
80. #Book
81. #Book #Giveaway
82. #book #haul
83. #BookAddict
84. #BookAdvertising
85. #bookaholic
86. #bookblast 
87. #Bookblogger 
88. #BookBoost
89. #bookbuzz
90. #BookBuzzr
91. #BookChat
92. #BookClub 
93. #bookcover
94. #bookgiveaway
95. #bookhaul
96. #bookhoarder
97. #bookish
98. #booklover
99. #booklovers
100. #bookmarket
101. #bookmarketing
102. #bookmarketingchat 
103. #bookmarketingTalk 
104. #bookmarks
105. #BookNerd
106. #bookphotography
107. #BookPlug
108. #BookPlugs  - (1000s of Authors Offering Tiny Writing Blurbs. It's like wine sampling but with books. Authors add #bookplugs to your promos. Prefer the author's own work.)
109. #BookPorn 
110. #bookpost
111. #BookPromotions
112. #BookReview
113. #bookreviews
114. #books
115. #booksandcoffee
116. #booksandtea
117. #bookseries
118. #Bookshelf 
119. #Bookshelves 
120. #bookslover
121. #BookSnaps 
122. #bookspecials
123. #BookstoreBingo
124. #booktag
125. #BookTalk
126. #BookTour 
127. #BookTube
128. #BookWorld 
129. #bookworm
130. #bookworms
131. #bootstrap
132. #Borrow
133. #bücherwurm
134. #Bullying
135. #business
136. #BusinessForAuthors
137. #BYNR 
138. #BYNR (Book Your Next Read)
139. #CharacterCreation
140. #characters
141. #CleanRead
142. #CleanReads
143. #coffeetime
144. #CollegeIn5Words
145. #comedy
146. #comicbook
147. #comics 
148. #content
149. #contentmarketing
150. #contentmarketingtips
151. #contentstrategy
152. #contentwriter
153. #contest
154. #cookbooks
155. #Cooking
156. #copyeditor
157. #copywriter
158. #CopyWriting
159. #coverart
160. #Cozy
161. #cpa
162. #CR4U 
163. #CreativeWriting
164. #CreativeWritingPrompt
165. #Creativity
166. #Crime
167. #crimefiction
168. #CrimeThriller
169. #ctr
170. #CurrentlyReading
171. #customerexperience
172. #cyberpunk 
173. #DarkFantasy
174. #data
175. #datascience
176. #Deal
177. #Deals
178. #Digital
179. #digitalmarketing
180. #disaster 
181. #DiverseBooks
182. #DM
183. #DnD
184. #Dystopian
185. #EARTG
186. #eBook
187. #Ebooks
188. #EBooks or #ebook
189. #edchat
190. #EditGoal
191. #editing
192. #emerging #authors
193. #emergingauthors
194. #engage
195. #engagement
196. #engchat
197. #entrepreneur
198. #entrepreneurship
199. #environmental 
200. #epic 
201. #EpicNovel
202. #EpicReads
203. #eprdctn (ebook creation chat)
204. #ePub
205. #epubchat
206. #ePublishing
207. #epubTalk
208. #eReaders
209. #Erotica
210. #FaithLitChat
211. #FaithLitTalk
212. #FanFic
213. #Fantasy 
214. #fantasychat 
215. #fantasyTalk 
216. #FantasyWorldBuilding
217. #FantasyWriters
218. #FaveBooks
219. #ff - On Friday suggest people for your followers to follow.   (be careful of this one - in 2008, it was used to find chatters online; it's heavily spam since)
220. #Fiction
221. #fictionfriday
222. #FictionFridays
223. #FlashFic
224. #FlashFriday
225. #follow4follow (be careful of this one - in 2008, it was used to find chatters online; it's heavily spam since)
226. #followback (be careful of this one - in 2008, it was used to find chatters online; it's heavily spam since)
227. #followforfollow (be careful of this one - in 2008, it was used to find chatters online; it's heavily spam since)
228. #FollowFriday  (be careful of this one - in 2008, it was used to find chatters online; it's heavily spam since)
229. #followtrain (be careful of this one - in 2008, it was used to find chatters online; it's heavily spam since)
230. #FoundMyAgent 
231. #fRead0
232. #fReadO
233. #free
234. #free #books
235. #free #ebook
236. #free #ebooks
237. #freebie
238. #FreebieFriday
239. #FreeBook
240. #FreeBooks
241. #FreeDays
242. #FreeDownload
243. #freelance
244. #FreeRead
245. #FreeReads
246. #fridayflash
247. #FridayRead
248. #FridayReads
249. #GayLit
250. #GayReads
251. #GayRomance
252. #GetPublished
253. #giveaway
254. #GM
255. #gooddeal
256. #Goodread
257. #GoodReads
258. #googleanalytics
259. #GooglePlay
260. #gorgeousbook
261. #Goth
262. #Gothic
263. #GreatRead
264. #GreatReads
265. #growth
266. #growthhacker
267. #growthhacking
268. #haul
269. #histfic
270. #histnovel
271. #Historical
272. #HistoricalFiction
273. #History
274. #HistoryTeacher
275. #Horror
276. #HorrorWriters
277. #HowTo
278. #humour
279. #ian
280. #IAN1 (Independent Author Network)
281. #IAR 
282. #IARTG 
283. #iartg (Indie Author Retweet Group)
284. #IBCchat (Indie Author Book Chat)
285. #iBook
286. #iBooks
287. #illustration
288. #ilovebooks
289. #inboundmarketing
290. #Indie
291. #IndieAuthor
292. #IndieAuthorRT
293. #indieauthors
294. #indieauthors #amwriting
295. #IndieAuthorsBeSeen
296. #IndieBook
297. #IndieBooks
298. #IndieBooksBeSeen
299. #indiechat 
300. #indiecomic
301. #indiecomics
302. #IndiePub
303. #IndiePublishing
304. #indieTalk 
305. #indiethursday
306. #IndieTuesday
307. #influencermarketing
308. #influencers
309. #infographic
310. #infographics
311. #innovation
312. #instafollow
313. #international 
314. #Interracial
315. #interview
316. #ipad
317. #IReadEverywhere 
318. #ireadfantasy
319. #ireadhorror
320. #ireadromance
321. #ireadscifi
322. #ireadya
323. #iTunes
324. #journchat
325. #journTalk
326. #KDP
327. #KDPSelect
328. #kidlit
329. #kidlitchat
330. #kidlitTalk
331. #kindle
332. #KindleBargain
333. #KindleBargains 
334. #kindlebook
335. #Kindlebookdeals
336. #kindlebooks
337. #kindlechat
338. #KindleDeal
339. #KindleeBooks
340. #KindleFire
341. #KindleSelect
342. #kindleTalk
343. #KindleTouch
344. #KindleTweet
345. #KindleUnlimited
346. #Kobo
347. #KPD (Kindle Publishing Direct)
348. #KU
349. #landingpages
350. #leadership
351. #leadgen
352. #leadgeneration
353. #leads
354. #leanstartup
355. #LendingLibrary
356. #litchat
357. #Literature
358. #LitFic
359. #litTalk
360. #Love
361. #Lovecraftian
362. #LoveStory
363. #marketer
364. #marketing
365. #marketingstrategy
366. #marketingtips
367. #Memoir 
368. #MemoirChat
369. #MemoirTalk
370. #metrics
371. #MGLit (middle grades literature)
372. #mktg
373. #MM
374. #mobilemarketing
375. #MondayBlogs
376. #MRBRTG 
377. #MSWL (manuscript wish list - agents post what they are looking for)
378. #Murder #Mystery
379. #MustRead
380. #MyNovelIn5Words
381. #Mystery
382. #MyWANA 
383. #NaNo
384. #NaNoDare
385. #NaNoDares
386. #NaNoSprint
387. #NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month - November)
388. #NaNoWriMo2008 (change to current year)
389. #neuromarketing
390. #new
391. #newadult
392. #NewEngland
393. #Nonfiction
394. #nook
395. #Novel
396. #novelines
397. #Novelists
398. #Novella
399. #NovellaSeries
400. #Novels
401. #omnichannel
402. #onlinemarketing
403. #optimize
404. #OutlawWriters
405. #owgtrip
406. #paperbacks
407. #Paranormal
408. #Parenting
409. #PBLitChat (picture books only)
410. #pdf
411. #pdf1 
412. #PDF1 - PAID FORWARD – A RTing tag for Books/Authors/Writers/Publishers/Agents - rtweet it whenever you see it
413. #PNR (Paranormal Romance)
414. #poetry
415. #poetryclub
416. #PoetryInMotion 
417. #PoetryMonth (April)
418. #poetryopenmic 
419. #poets 
420. #PoetsofTwitter
421. #PoetTues
422. #PopBooks (Popular books)
423. #Potterhead
424. #ppc
425. #pr
426. #PromoTip
427. #pubit
428. #publicrelations
429. #Publishing
430. #Pubtip
431. #PubWrite
432. #querytip
433. #Read
434. #readathon
435. #Reader (If you’re looking for a reader for your books, add this hashtag)
436. #readers
437. #ReadersofTwitter
438. #ReadIndie
439. #Reading
440. #readinglist
441. #README
442. #readmorebooks
443. #Recipes
444. #RenigadeWriters
445. #research
446. #retweet
447. #Review
448. #Reviews
449. #roi
450. #Romance
451. #RomanceWriter
452. #Romantic
453. #RomanticSuspense
454. #RPBP 
455. #RPG
456. #RRBC
457. #RReBook
458. #rt
459. #RWA (Romance Writers of America)
460. #saas
461. #Saga 
462. #sales
463. #samplechapter
464. #samplesunday
465. #SaturdaySelections 
466. #SBI
467. #SCBWI (Society of Children’s Books Writers and Illustrators)
468. #science #fiction
469. #sciencefiction
470. #scifi
471. #sci-fi
472. #scifichat
473. #scifiTalk
474. #SciFiWriters
475. #screenwriting 
476. #ScreenwritingSaturday
477. #Screnzy
478. #scribechat
479. #scribeTalk
480. #ScriptChat
481. #ScriptFrenzy
482. #search
483. #searchmarketing
484. #SelfHelp
485. #SelfPub
486. #SelfPublishing
487. #SEO
488. #SEOForAuthors
489. #seotips
490. #Series
491. #Sex
492. #sexy
493. #sf
494. #ShareABook
495. #ShineThroughTheNoise
496. #short
497. #Short #Stories
498. #short #story
499. #shortreads
500. #shortstories
501. #shortstory
502. #ShortStoryWriters
503. #smallbiz
504. #smashwords
505. #smm
506. #SmTown 
507. #socialmediamarketing
508. #socialselling
509. #socialstrategy
510. #SoloBuildIt
511. #Sony
512. #SouthernGothic
513. #SpacceFantasy
514. #SpaceOpera
515. #special
516. #SpecialNeeds
517. #Sponsor 
518. #Sprint
519. #spub
520. #startup
521. #startups
522. #SteamPunk
523. #storycraft 
524. #StoryDam
525. #StoryFriday
526. #StoryStarter
527. #Storytelling
528. #strategy
529. #success
530. #SundayBlogShare
531. #Superheros
532. #surreal
533. #Suspense
534. #SuspenseThriller
535. #Sweet
536. #T4US 
537. #TBR
538. #TBRList
539. #Teaser
540. #TeaserTues
541. #TeaserTuesday 
542. #tenqueries (agents share the reasons why they do or do not request manuscripts)
543. #thankful
544. #Thriller
545. #TimeTravel
546. #totalbooknerd
547. #TransFiction
548. #TransLit
549. #TransReads
550. #TrueStories
551. #TVWriterChat
552. #TVWriterTalk
553. #tw4rw
554. #twitterfiction
555. #UrbanFantasy
556. #usability
557. #userexperience
558. #userresearch
559. #ux
560. #videomarketing
561. #videomarketingtips
562. #viralmarketing
563. #visualcontent
564. #VSS (very short story)
565. #wclw (The WordCount Last Wednesday)
566. #WebBuilding
567. #WebBuildingForAuthors
568. #Webfic
569. #WebLit
570. #website #design
571. #WeekendReader
572. #weekendreads 
573. #WeirdHorror
574. #WeNeedDiverseBooks
575. #whatiread
576. #whattoread
577. #Win
578. #win #free #books
579. #winitwednesday
580. #WIP (work in progress)
581. #WithLoveforBooks
582. #WLCAuthor -The World Literary Café
583. #womaninbiz 
584. #womensfic
585. #WomensFiction
586. #womenwriters 
587. #WordAThon
588. #wordcount
589. #wordpress
590. #WorldBuilding
591. #WorthReading
592. #WriMo
593. #WriMoChat
594. #WriMoTalk
595. #writechat
596. #WriteGoal
597. #WriteGoodNews
598. #WriteMotivation
599. #WriteNow
600. #WriteQuote
601. #Writer
602. #WriterHelper
603. #writermoms
604. #Writers
605. #WritersBlock
606. #writersChat
     
607. #WritersCommunity
608. #WritersHelper
609. #WritersLife
610. #WritersMovement
611. #WritersofTwitter
612. #writerspersevere
613. #WritersRoad
614. #writersTalk 
615. #WritersTellMe
616. #WriterWednesday
617. #writeTalk
618. #WriteTip
619. #WriteTube
620. #writing
621. #writingadvice
622. #WritingBlitz
623. #WritingDare
624. #WritingIn5Words
625. #WritingParty
626. #WritingPrompt
627. #writingsprint
628. #WritingTip
629. #WritingTips
630. #WroteToday
631. #wtip
632. #WW
633. #YA
634. #YABook
635. #YAlit
636. #YALitChat
637. #YALitTalk
638. #Yaoi
639. #youtubemarketing
640. #youtubetips
641. #Yuri
642. #ZineChat
643. #ZineTalk

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Looking for my annual NaNoWriMo Prompts and Dares? I've been publishing these every year since 2004! Here's,for my 26th year, a shit ton load of daily writing prompts and writing dares to use for National Novel Writing Month, 2025 edition! The Park Bench Method of Writing The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane: Paperpacks & Hardcover Editions on Amazon: Not sure what the series is about?  Check out  The Quaraun Series Prologue and Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post and Worldbuilding MoonQuakes and Disabled Characters for Fantasy Writers and How well do I know Quaraun? - Let's find out! to find out more about the plot and lore of the series. Not sure which story to start with? These here are good places to start, to get a good introduction to the three main characters: Absinthe Slushies: An Ode to Frozen Green Fairy Wine Bone Dice BoomFuzzy's Chowder Dilemma The Cellar's Forgotten Treasure Chaos in The Lighthouse - Shattered Panes, Shattered Minds The Cliff-Side Temple Control or Protection? A Dark and Stormy Night Drying Herbs Excited For The New Baby Five Ways To Save Money in Las Vegas The Golden Dragon Keys Herons in the Dunes If your ass ain’t freezing or your brains ain’t scrambled, you’re ain’t really trying Kiss Me Fuckin' Arse - Just Another Day in the Ice-Laced Ruins of The GodForsaken City Lens and Light Maintenance Macaroni and Cheese: A Creamy Pasta Dish Drenched in Melted Cheese, Often Topped with Breadcrumbs- It's Never That Easy A Map Worth More Than Gold Necromancer of the Parched Sands in the Desert of Diona Necromancy-A Day in the Life of a Bumbling Necromancer-Again Nightmare Nook Paddlewheel Maintenance The Phooka's Dragon School The Red Hakama Springtime by the River Sticky Rice, Bare Fingers, and Slippery Chopsticks The Sweet and Sour of Lemons The Terror Bird 3 Perspectives on an Apple The Valuable Mystery of the Talking Saloon Door and How We Nearly Got Shot Over Stale Tacos Vendetta over Vittles A Very Important Clump of Grass Wagers and Wiles in the Godforsaken City The Washer Woman & The Fae Weather Forecasting Stones You Never Know What Info You Might Pick Up in the Afterlife aka Quaraun's Near Death Experience (A NDE Fiction) Or if after reading those, you still are looking for more free to read stories, there are over three thousand of them on this site, too many to list here, but here a few dozen to get you started... ...you can just jump in and try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books: Abyssal Addlepated: Stupid and Confused All the roads are gone Alone Ancient Coin Hoard Unearthed Angry Ocean Waves at Sunset The Arrival The Art of Destroying a Human Village for Fun and Profit At the High Priest's Altar Back At The Tavern and Still No Shrimp The Bandits and the Pink Necromancer The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death The Beacon Room at the Top of the Black Tower Lighthouse The Beauty of a Silk Moth Hatching The Beginning of the End Bellicose: Warlike! Aggressive! Hostile! Beneath a crimson sky, the silk weaver wove pink silk. Beneath Malevolent Stars The Black Sock, Again Blizzard The Boat Fiasco The Book Burning Maggots, a You Can't Spell Hatred Without Red Hats BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House from Hell The Brownies & The Witch, or Why Faeries Don’t Wear Socks The Bumbling Pursuit of The Pink Necromancer Candied Nightmares The Candle Con in Ember Hollow The Candy Corn Unicorn Captured By The Lich Lord The Cast Iron Frying Pan Cattail Pollen Spaghetti with Wild "Oregano" A Chilly Light Drizzle Becomes Snowfall on the Shore Chocolate Bliss Chocolate in the Neon Shadows Christmas in 40th Century Dystopia Christmas With The Krampus Family The City of Death Clam Digging in the Rain The Clock Ticks Away Clotheslines, Games, and the Village Code Ghosts Comet Fall Snow Day Blitz Conundrum in the Bazaar Corsets, Elves, and Undead Faeries Crabapples in the Rain Cranberry Muffins The Crooked Dice The Crows Are Restless Crullers and Curses at Midnight The Curse of the Liquid Gold The Cursed Mirror Dangerous Tides {A Pink Necromancer Drabble Dozen, featuring Etiole} Dark Damp Basement A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest Deadly Shores of Noodle Beach The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness The Demonic Music Box Desolate Nostalgia on a Frozen Shoreline The Diamond Forest in the Bio Dome The Disbelief of Humans Discovering A Floating Castle Dismal Day at the Street Market The Doors' Dark Secret - A Wedding In A Zombie Apocalypse Dreams of Purple Pearls The Drunk Moon Elf Echoes of the Glass Forest Echoes of the Unseen An Eclipse in the Faerie Glen An Eclipse Looms Tonight An Eerie Discovery Eerie Symbols in the Snow The Egg That Was Not an Egg The Elf With Crippled Hands Ember Enable The Enchanted Map Encountering ghostly apparitions in the swamp Evil Eggplants Stalking Outside Evil McEvil of The Twirly Moustache Existential Crisis Perspectives - 3 Perspectives on an Existential Crisis Exploring the Swamp's Forgotten River A Fall in the River A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond 15 Drabbles About Being Transgender The First Flicker of Dawn Fishing in the Rain Five Ways To Save Money in Las Vegas Fizzy and Frigid A Flapdoodle Wizard’s Duel Fleeced for Fizz Fog & Peach Melba Toast After Last Night's Rain Footprints In The Sand Forest Kings and Their Antler Crowns The Fragrant Smoke of Flavoured Herbs Freshly Baked Sugar Cookies The Frilly Nest of Panic A Garden of Pink Chrysanthemums Get your hands off my dress! GhoulSpawn & The Cultists GhoulSpawn Said The Moon Don’t Laugh GhoulSpawn's Toasted Marshmallow Magic A Glass of Fresh Milk Gloom Blob of Doom: The Dreadful Dripping of the Doom Blob of Gloom Glumpish, Grumpy, Sullen, Gloomy Golden Field, Pink Glories The Golden Mask The Graveyard That Ate the Living The Great UnSeelie Court Swindlers He Always Comes Back Heirloom Tomatoes Help! He's trying to feed me! The Herd Approaches The Howl on Silent Moor How to Create a Literary Empire with Just Your Bum Poems How To Kill a Lich How to Hijack a Human Supply Train Without Getting Shot How to Overthrow an Entire Settlement Without So Much as Lifting a Finger I Need To Feel Safe Ignoramus — An Utterly Ignorant Crowd of Humans IkuTursu's Cursed Depths of the Swamp Where Pine Boughs Whisper Incandescent Shadows Over Driftwood Bay The Infected Survivor Inner Fortitude Insidious Love Invigorating Cool Air Iron Hooves and Burning Roads, Krampus on Wheels The Ivory Tower of Greed The Jar of Pickled Toes Jibber Jabber Ramblings by the Fire The Jolly Red Lich King Journey Through the Zombie-Infested Swamp on the Blue Monkey Judgement An Ode To The Lunatics Preaching The Rapture of September'25 Kelim and The Necromancer: Finding Finderu Kelim Meets Quaraun The Insane Lanterns Over the Faerie Glen Leaving Your Bed Messy Isn't Exactly the Apocalypse The Leprechaun of The Deep North A Lich's Lament For a Mortal Lover Growing Old A Lich's Reflections On Escaping The Swamp of Death The Lich's True Form Revealed The Lighthouse’s Glass-Eyed Horror The Lighthouse Keeper The Lighthouse That Leapt, Space Dock 13's First Jump Through Space The Long Road The Loot Tree Lord of the Hive Lost In The Forest of No Return-Trying To Find Directions The Lost Library and The Snowglobe The Lotus' Silent Prayer on the Sandy Shoreline Lover's Triangle Make tea and go for a rainy forest walk Maple Cotton Candy Served as a Topping on Vanilla Ice Cream A Market Day Disaster Market Day Weekend - Three Days In The Life of The Pink Necromancer Marsh Serenity Reflection Mayonnaise Meeting Mallac Melt, Ya Safe With Me The MerMan's Wrath Milkweed Meadow Mint, Madness, and Motor Parts The Mischief of the Purple Unicorn Misplaced Utensils and the Cascade of Confusion Monsters & Mayhem: How Black Tower Became Pink (8+ Parts) The Moon and The Drowned The Moon Goddess Laughs From The Rooftops The Moon That Hungers The Moon and The Mirror Morning Sickness at The Shattered Stein (TW: MPreg Yaoi) A Mysterious Door No Goldfish, Today? No Place for Birth The Noodle of Power Not Little Red Riding Hood Obsessive Love-Dangerous Love An Ode to My Shattered Sanity Ominous One River In Three Perspectives Open Grave An Ordinary Day A Path of Twisted Trees A Peaceful Night on the Tundra The Peaceful Shores of Noodle Beach Phantom Tides Pickling Perfection Pickles, Panic, & Permafrost The Picnic Pink Marabou Trimmed Rainbow Leg Warmers, a Purple Feathered Black Leather Codpiece, and an Emerald Green Overly Fluffy Scarf The Pink Necromancer's Deceitful Carpet Weave Pink Sheep, Cheesy Burritos, and The Grim Reality of Zombies Pliable Clay on the Potter's Wheel Pocket Lich Unleashed: Quaraun Murders Finderu Preparations for the Street Market of the GodForsaken City Psychotic Dead Things Quaraun's Beauty Makeovers Quaraun's Candle Business Quaraun's Irritable Day Quaraun and The Wandering Turtle City Quarreling Over the Last Slice of Pizza A Quiet Day on The Blue Monkey The Quiet Evening in the Pink Silk Tent A Quiet Evening In The Rain A Quiet Night on The River A Quiet Place To Sweep A Quiet, Relaxing Foot Rub The Rain-Drenched Alley Raining Cats & Dogs Readers vs Readers, What Really Makes a Reader, a Reader? Remove! The Return of ZooLock The River Boat Man-Woman The Sacred Pink Secret (TW: Mpreg Yaoi) Safety and Emergency System Activated. Please Being Calm Santa's Floating Dead Body Santa's Letter To Satan The Screaming Contest The Seagull Sea Slugs and Clam Chowder Bread Bowls Secret Meeting Hidden Behind Closed Doors Shadows on the Clam Flats Shipyard at Dusk The Silence of the Unseen Silks in the Snow The Singing Crabgrass Crabs — A Green Fairy Wine Tale A Sinister-Looking Stone Well Six Days Earlier The Snake's Prophecy of Doom Upon The Fractured Moon A Solitary Black Sock Spinning Dreams in Silk The Soul Eater Spacious Space Spooky Scary Skeletons - A Graveyard Waltz Stillness in the Garden's Chaos Stone Cakes for the Road Survival Preppers Of The Zombie Apocalypse The Swamp of Death The Tavern in the Faraway Town The Temple City of The Green Goddess, Where Every Street Has a Name The Terrifying Cliffs of Noodle Beach, featuring Etiole That Afternoon When Quaraun Got Stuck In a Crab Trap That Big Bad Darkness in His Heart A Threatening Letter Too Busy Cooking Lemon Tarts Toobe's Well-Prompted Apocalypse (A ChatBot Plans Global Domination) The Trade Caravan A Tumble In The River The Vacuous Tavern Fool Waiter, There's A Head In My Soup Wandering Merchant: The Trader’s Cryptic Goods (Part 2 of ShipYard At Dusk) What I Wish I Knew Before Not Becoming an Astrophysicist When a Government Tries to Cover Its Crimes Why the Sea is Salt A Winter Wizard Wishing For Lobster Rolls-Never Make Wishes In The Presence of Wizards WORMS! Wrath of the Sacred Pink JellyFish Yelling at the Snowstorm You've Only Known Our World Through The Eyes of a Madman You trust that nonsense over a map? Zombies Are Not the Worst Thing Here {TW: Love fucking wins} Zwodder: A Drowsy Stupid State of Mind Hmmm... soooo... I was making the above list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here, and adding it into the footer of my site, here as you can see, which loads on every page, and then I realized... wait... there are over two thousand Pink Necromancer stories up free to read on my website, I can't put two thousand links on every single page! Whoops! LOL! So, now I'm putting list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here on this page instead and just link that page to the footer instead. But also I'll just leave some of the links in the footer, as you can see above. FacebookXPinterestTumblrRedditWhatsApp ShareFacebookXPinterestTumblrRedditWhatsApp The Park Bench Method of Writing

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