640 Social Media Hashtags For Authors, Writers, Readers, & Book Bloggers



By Wendy C Allen

f you are here looking for aliens, ufos, demons, cryptids, haunted cars, curses, Etiole, the wild man of old orchard beach, the goldeneagle car, the white monkey, or any of that other weird bullshit, you want this video:



...and after that video, you want these ones:

eelkat_red_scarf.jpgWendy Christine Allen, 2019, able to sit up in a chair for the first time in years, and able to raise up my arm and wiggle fingers. This was when I started playing Witcher 3 on Twitch as part of my physical therapy to regain finger movement. Playing Witcher 3 daily from 2016 to 2019, is how I regained the use of my thumb and two for fingers on my right hand... it is also why I stopped playing Witcher 3 in 2019, once I had strengthen my two forefingers enough to start typing again.

Wendy Christine Allen, Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author, Artist, Illustrator, & Art Car Designer

Counting Down to the September 23, 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)

If you are here looking for The Twighlight Manor series, The Crystonite Wars series, The Wild Years series, The White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane series, The Twisted Tales series, the Captured By a MerMan series, The Space Dock 13 series, The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin series, the stories about Miss Citten the Eel-Kat, or the stories about Etiole... ALL of those series were combined and consolidated into The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane Pink Necromancer series in 2014, so ALL the different series, are now under one series title.

List of the published titles still in print:

The Index of over three thousand stories in The Pink Necromancer series

What the series is about, for those new here:

The introduction to The Pink Necromancer Series. 

If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:

My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.

As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.

There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.

Coming soon (Nov/Dec 2026)... patterns for my slow stitched embroidery:

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The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.

There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.

I shouldn't have to say this, but people keep contacting me, so apparently I do:

  • No, I do not believe in aliens. Stop contacting me to ask for alien information. If you believe in aliens, I think you are insane, retarded, or both.
  • No, my car is not haunted. I've debunked that rumour many times now. . Stop contacting me to ask for haunted car information. If you believe in haunted cars, I think you are insane, retarded, or both.
  • No, I am not connected to Stephen King. I didn't even know who he was until you idiots started contacting me asking about him. I had to look him up on Google to find out what you were even talking about! If you have questions about Stephen King, go contact him and ask him. I'm not him. I don't know him. I know nothing about him. I've never read one of his books. I've never seen one of his movies. I can't figure out why you people are even coming to me to ask about him in the first place!
  1. If someone told you I believe in aliens, if someone told you my car was haunted, if someone told you I was connected to Stephen King, you NEED to contact the FBI agent in charge of my son's murder investigation and TELL HIM WHO it was who told ou, exactly WHAT it was they said, HOW they contacted you, WHERE they contacted you... because it is a KNOWN FACT that my son's murderer is the one who started all these slanderous alien, haunted car, Stephen King rumours, and the FBI is trying to catch her.

If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

Do you know who this woman is?

On August 8, 2013 she drove a backhoe over my house. On November 14, 2013 she arrived at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me with a golf club and murdered my son. One June 24, 2016, days after my first attempts to walk again, she attacked me with a shopping cart at Scarborough, Walmart, reinjuring the Nov 14, 2013 injury.

She crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet id-ed the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club.

Complete details of EVERYTHING she did is on this page here.

Clairescreenshot.pngThe golf club woman who called herself Clair as she looked November 14, 2013. Her hair is a weird chin leangth pageboy (very Medival style cut) platinum blonde with wide brown/black dyed stripes in it (like a reverse of Lily Munster, but the stripes are several, almost like a zebra). I am 5'6" and she was a LOT taller then me, like closer to the height of a man; she had thin lips like a man, and large nose like a man... she COULD have been a man disguised as a woman, given the ease with which she severed my spine....she's is a LOT stronger then is typical for a woman). She was wearing a chambre blue denim "blazer jacket over shirt" and a button up mens shirt (possibly flannel) and blue jeans. The bulk of her yelling was focused on accusing me of being transgender, even while ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and bashing his head in with a golf club.
zzzz999ClaireRed2016-screenshotThe Claire woman as she looked during her shoping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart June 2016, the attack with left me paralyzed and in a wheelchair. Her hair was dyed dark red, and she drove away in a gold Volvo 240 Station Wagon of a late 1980s/early1990s model, with a "458" on the lisnce plate.... If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
@eelkat part 9 of 10 #dogwalk around the block (Maine st, Elm st, South street, Bradbury st) #Biddeford #Maine #night #fbiinvestigation #truecrimetiktok ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

Good god! We just found out about yet another slanderous rumour this woman has been spreading? When does it end? How many more of these things are out there?

Video explains what else she's done ...

If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.


The Goldeneagle World's Most Haunted Car - 1964 Dodge 330If you encounter anyone claiming my car is haunted, demon possessed, or somehow connected to Stephen King please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
@eelkat part 7 of 10 #dogwalk around the block (Maine st, Elm st, St Mary's, Dunkin, South street, Bradbury st) #Biddeford #Maine #night #plannedparenthood ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

If you encounter anyone claiming I believe in aliens or was an alien abducttee, please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

@eelkat part 4 of 10 #dogwalk around the block (Maine st, Elm st, St Mary's, Dunkin, South street, Bradbury st) #Biddeford #Maine #night #library ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

eelkats_house_before_after.jpgIf you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

I am sick and tired of people not giving a shit that my son was murdered!

I am sick and tired of jackasses making up rumours and lies about me and my car, calling me an alien abductee and my car haunted, just to try to cover up my son's murder!

I keep getting messages from you guys asking me to republish my old help guides for authors articles, that I had published on Kboards between 2007 and 2012, before the Kboards hacker took over my account in 2013 and re-wrote them into gibberish madness. I think many of the people sending me these messages are unaware of the fact that the Kboards hacker's attack offline was far more deadly and brutal then they realize. Or that her attack left some members of my family dead, and me crippled for the rest of my life. Some seem to think that the attack was a one time and are not aware of the fact that there have been more than 200 attacks between 2006 and the latest on September 2017.

I understand that you miss the articles, but otherwise I wouldn't be swamped in "please, please, please, please please, bring them back" posts, comments, and emails. But you seem to be overlooking the amount of time the FBI investigation into the Kboard hacker takes up of my life. Or the fact that the hacker did more then just hack (and re-write) 1,371 pages of my site, but also filled my motorhome with thousands of gallons of feces and cut my cat's heads off and nailed their heads to my door. You fail to grasp the level of psychopathic deranged gay hating, white power, bomb building, cat murdering insanity this Kendra Silvermander person possesses or how far her levels of her violence offline and her cyberbullying online have reached.

So answering your questions as to when the old KB articles from my 52 Stories in 52 Weeks series is coming back... they come back in between court dates, police calls, FBI investigations, hospital visits, physical therapy, relearning to use my legs and hands, funerals, house bombs, bombs at the WalMart where I work, and bombs in my classrooms at college. 

That said, I have time today to put up one of the articles you guys requested, and here it is...

Twitter Hashtags For Authors

But, here you are, my mega long, Twitter HashTag & RTGroup list for authors, as it appeared in 2011 on KBoards... all 640 of them...


  1. #[yourbrand/name/book]Contest
  2. #[yourbrand/name/book]Freebie
  3. #[yourbrand/name/book]FreeDays
  4. #[yourbrand/name/book]FreeDeal
  5. #[yourbrand/name/book]Giveaway
  6. #[yourbrand/name/book]Sweepstakes
  7. #100followers 
  8. #140Poem
  9. #1K1H (write one thousand words in one hour)
  10. #1K1HR  (write one thousand words in one hour)
  11. #1LineWednesday - (Share the best line from one of your books on Wednesdays)
  12. #99c 
  13. #99Cents
  14. #abstract 
  15. #ACFW (American Christian Fiction Writers)
  16. #ADnD
  17. #AGA3 
  18. #AlterReach 
  19. #Amazon
  20. #AmazonCart
  21. #AmazonDeal
  22. #AmazonKindle
  23. #AmazonLikes
  24. #AmazonPrime
  25. #AmEditing
  26. #AmReading
  27. #AmRevising
  28. #amwriting
  29. #analytics
  30. #AskAgent
  31. #AskAnAuthor
  32. #AskAuthor
  33. #AskEditor
  34. #ASMG (Author Social Media Group)
  35. #ASMSG - (Author Social Media Support Group)
  36. #asmsg1
  37. #author 
  38. #AuthorBlog
  39. #authorChat
  40. #AuthorInterview
  41. #AuthorLife 
  42. #AuthorRT
  43. #AuthorsofTwitter
  44. #AuthorTalk
  45. #AuthorTube
  46. #AuthorUproar
  47. #AutisticAuthor
  48. #autumnreadathon
  49. #AvailableNow
  50. #AvidReader
  51. #b2b (business to business)
  52. #b2bmarketing
  53. #b2bsales
  54. #b2c (business to consumer)
  55. #b2cmarketing
  56. #b2csales
  57. #BDSM
  58. #becausereading
  59. #BestBooks
  60. #bestoftheday
  61. #BestRead
  62. #BestSeller
  63. #Bibliophile 
  64. #bigdata
  65. #Biopic
  66. #Bizarro
  67. #biztips
  68. #blacklitchat
  69. #blacklitTalk
  70. #blog
  71. #blogdesign
  72. #blogger
  73. #bloggers
  74. #bloggersrequired
  75. #bloggerswanted
  76. #blogging
  77. #bloggingtools
  78. #blogtips
  79. #blogtopic
  80. #Book
  81. #Book #Giveaway
  82. #book #haul
  83. #BookAddict
  84. #BookAdvertising
  85. #bookaholic
  86. #bookblast 
  87. #Bookblogger 
  88. #BookBoost
  89. #bookbuzz
  90. #BookBuzzr
  91. #BookChat
  92. #BookClub 
  93. #bookcover
  94. #bookgiveaway
  95. #bookhaul
  96. #bookhoarder
  97. #bookish
  98. #booklover
  99. #booklovers
  100. #bookmarket
  101. #bookmarketing
  102. #bookmarketingchat 
  103. #bookmarketingTalk 
  104. #bookmarks
  105. #BookNerd
  106. #bookphotography
  107. #BookPlug
  108. #BookPlugs  - (1000s of Authors Offering Tiny Writing Blurbs. It's like wine sampling but with books. Authors add #bookplugs to your promos. Prefer the author's own work.)
  109. #BookPorn 
  110. #bookpost
  111. #BookPromotions
  112. #BookReview
  113. #bookreviews
  114. #books
  115. #booksandcoffee
  116. #booksandtea
  117. #bookseries
  118. #Bookshelf 
  119. #Bookshelves 
  120. #bookslover
  121. #BookSnaps 
  122. #bookspecials
  123. #BookstoreBingo
  124. #booktag
  125. #BookTalk
  126. #BookTour 
  127. #BookTube
  128. #BookWorld 
  129. #bookworm
  130. #bookworms
  131. #bootstrap
  132. #Borrow
  133. #bücherwurm
  134. #Bullying
  135. #business
  136. #BusinessForAuthors
  137. #BYNR 
  138. #BYNR (Book Your Next Read)
  139. #CharacterCreation
  140. #characters
  141. #CleanRead
  142. #CleanReads
  143. #coffeetime
  144. #CollegeIn5Words
  145. #comedy
  146. #comicbook
  147. #comics 
  148. #content
  149. #contentmarketing
  150. #contentmarketingtips
  151. #contentstrategy
  152. #contentwriter
  153. #contest
  154. #cookbooks
  155. #Cooking
  156. #copyeditor
  157. #copywriter
  158. #CopyWriting
  159. #coverart
  160. #Cozy
  161. #cpa
  162. #CR4U 
  163. #CreativeWriting
  164. #CreativeWritingPrompt
  165. #Creativity
  166. #Crime
  167. #crimefiction
  168. #CrimeThriller
  169. #ctr
  170. #CurrentlyReading
  171. #customerexperience
  172. #cyberpunk 
  173. #DarkFantasy
  174. #data
  175. #datascience
  176. #Deal
  177. #Deals
  178. #Digital
  179. #digitalmarketing
  180. #disaster 
  181. #DiverseBooks
  182. #DM
  183. #DnD
  184. #Dystopian
  185. #EARTG
  186. #eBook
  187. #Ebooks
  188. #EBooks or #ebook
  189. #edchat
  190. #EditGoal
  191. #editing
  192. #emerging #authors
  193. #emergingauthors
  194. #engage
  195. #engagement
  196. #engchat
  197. #entrepreneur
  198. #entrepreneurship
  199. #environmental 
  200. #epic 
  201. #EpicNovel
  202. #EpicReads
  203. #eprdctn (ebook creation chat)
  204. #ePub
  205. #epubchat
  206. #ePublishing
  207. #epubTalk
  208. #eReaders
  209. #Erotica
  210. #FaithLitChat
  211. #FaithLitTalk
  212. #FanFic
  213. #Fantasy 
  214. #fantasychat 
  215. #fantasyTalk 
  216. #FantasyWorldBuilding
  217. #FantasyWriters
  218. #FaveBooks
  219. #ff - On Friday suggest people for your followers to follow.   (be careful of this one - in 2008, it was used to find chatters online; it's heavily spam since)
  220. #Fiction
  221. #fictionfriday
  222. #FictionFridays
  223. #FlashFic
  224. #FlashFriday
  225. #follow4follow (be careful of this one - in 2008, it was used to find chatters online; it's heavily spam since)
  226. #followback (be careful of this one - in 2008, it was used to find chatters online; it's heavily spam since)
  227. #followforfollow (be careful of this one - in 2008, it was used to find chatters online; it's heavily spam since)
  228. #FollowFriday  (be careful of this one - in 2008, it was used to find chatters online; it's heavily spam since)
  229. #followtrain (be careful of this one - in 2008, it was used to find chatters online; it's heavily spam since)
  230. #FoundMyAgent 
  231. #fRead0
  232. #fReadO
  233. #free
  234. #free #books
  235. #free #ebook
  236. #free #ebooks
  237. #freebie
  238. #FreebieFriday
  239. #FreeBook
  240. #FreeBooks
  241. #FreeDays
  242. #FreeDownload
  243. #freelance
  244. #FreeRead
  245. #FreeReads
  246. #fridayflash
  247. #FridayRead
  248. #FridayReads
  249. #GayLit
  250. #GayReads
  251. #GayRomance
  252. #GetPublished
  253. #giveaway
  254. #GM
  255. #gooddeal
  256. #Goodread
  257. #GoodReads
  258. #googleanalytics
  259. #GooglePlay
  260. #gorgeousbook
  261. #Goth
  262. #Gothic
  263. #GreatRead
  264. #GreatReads
  265. #growth
  266. #growthhacker
  267. #growthhacking
  268. #haul
  269. #histfic
  270. #histnovel
  271. #Historical
  272. #HistoricalFiction
  273. #History
  274. #HistoryTeacher
  275. #Horror
  276. #HorrorWriters
  277. #HowTo
  278. #humour
  279. #ian
  280. #IAN1 (Independent Author Network)
  281. #IAR 
  282. #IARTG 
  283. #iartg (Indie Author Retweet Group)
  284. #IBCchat (Indie Author Book Chat)
  285. #iBook
  286. #iBooks
  287. #illustration
  288. #ilovebooks
  289. #inboundmarketing
  290. #Indie
  291. #IndieAuthor
  292. #IndieAuthorRT
  293. #indieauthors
  294. #indieauthors #amwriting
  295. #IndieAuthorsBeSeen
  296. #IndieBook
  297. #IndieBooks
  298. #IndieBooksBeSeen
  299. #indiechat 
  300. #indiecomic
  301. #indiecomics
  302. #IndiePub
  303. #IndiePublishing
  304. #indieTalk 
  305. #indiethursday
  306. #IndieTuesday
  307. #influencermarketing
  308. #influencers
  309. #infographic
  310. #infographics
  311. #innovation
  312. #instafollow
  313. #international 
  314. #Interracial
  315. #interview
  316. #ipad
  317. #IReadEverywhere 
  318. #ireadfantasy
  319. #ireadhorror
  320. #ireadromance
  321. #ireadscifi
  322. #ireadya
  323. #iTunes
  324. #journchat
  325. #journTalk
  326. #KDP
  327. #KDPSelect
  328. #kidlit
  329. #kidlitchat
  330. #kidlitTalk
  331. #kindle
  332. #KindleBargain
  333. #KindleBargains 
  334. #kindlebook
  335. #Kindlebookdeals
  336. #kindlebooks
  337. #kindlechat
  338. #KindleDeal
  339. #KindleeBooks
  340. #KindleFire
  341. #KindleSelect
  342. #kindleTalk
  343. #KindleTouch
  344. #KindleTweet
  345. #KindleUnlimited
  346. #Kobo
  347. #KPD (Kindle Publishing Direct)
  348. #KU
  349. #landingpages
  350. #leadership
  351. #leadgen
  352. #leadgeneration
  353. #leads
  354. #leanstartup
  355. #LendingLibrary
  356. #litchat
  357. #Literature
  358. #LitFic
  359. #litTalk
  360. #Love
  361. #Lovecraftian
  362. #LoveStory
  363. #marketer
  364. #marketing
  365. #marketingstrategy
  366. #marketingtips
  367. #Memoir 
  368. #MemoirChat
  369. #MemoirTalk
  370. #metrics
  371. #MGLit (middle grades literature)
  372. #mktg
  373. #MM
  374. #mobilemarketing
  375. #MondayBlogs
  376. #MRBRTG 
  377. #MSWL (manuscript wish list - agents post what they are looking for)
  378. #Murder #Mystery
  379. #MustRead
  380. #MyNovelIn5Words
  381. #Mystery
  382. #MyWANA 
  383. #NaNo
  384. #NaNoDare
  385. #NaNoDares
  386. #NaNoSprint
  387. #NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month - November)
  388. #NaNoWriMo2008 (change to current year)
  389. #neuromarketing
  390. #new
  391. #newadult
  392. #NewEngland
  393. #Nonfiction
  394. #nook
  395. #Novel
  396. #novelines
  397. #Novelists
  398. #Novella
  399. #NovellaSeries
  400. #Novels
  401. #omnichannel
  402. #onlinemarketing
  403. #optimize
  404. #OutlawWriters
  405. #owgtrip
  406. #paperbacks
  407. #Paranormal
  408. #Parenting
  409. #PBLitChat (picture books only)
  410. #pdf
  411. #pdf1 
  412. #PDF1 - PAID FORWARD – A RTing tag for Books/Authors/Writers/Publishers/Agents - rtweet it whenever you see it
  413. #PNR (Paranormal Romance)
  414. #poetry
  415. #poetryclub
  416. #PoetryInMotion 
  417. #PoetryMonth (April)
  418. #poetryopenmic 
  419. #poets 
  420. #PoetsofTwitter
  421. #PoetTues
  422. #PopBooks (Popular books)
  423. #Potterhead
  424. #ppc
  425. #pr
  426. #PromoTip
  427. #pubit
  428. #publicrelations
  429. #Publishing
  430. #Pubtip
  431. #PubWrite
  432. #querytip
  433. #Read
  434. #readathon
  435. #Reader (If you’re looking for a reader for your books, add this hashtag)
  436. #readers
  437. #ReadersofTwitter
  438. #ReadIndie
  439. #Reading
  440. #readinglist
  441. #README
  442. #readmorebooks
  443. #Recipes
  444. #RenigadeWriters
  445. #research
  446. #retweet
  447. #Review
  448. #Reviews
  449. #roi
  450. #Romance
  451. #RomanceWriter
  452. #Romantic
  453. #RomanticSuspense
  454. #RPBP 
  455. #RPG
  456. #RRBC
  457. #RReBook
  458. #rt
  459. #RWA (Romance Writers of America)
  460. #saas
  461. #Saga 
  462. #sales
  463. #samplechapter
  464. #samplesunday
  465. #SaturdaySelections 
  466. #SBI
  467. #SCBWI (Society of Children’s Books Writers and Illustrators)
  468. #science #fiction
  469. #sciencefiction
  470. #scifi
  471. #sci-fi
  472. #scifichat
  473. #scifiTalk
  474. #SciFiWriters
  475. #screenwriting 
  476. #ScreenwritingSaturday
  477. #Screnzy
  478. #scribechat
  479. #scribeTalk
  480. #ScriptChat
  481. #ScriptFrenzy
  482. #search
  483. #searchmarketing
  484. #SelfHelp
  485. #SelfPub
  486. #SelfPublishing
  487. #SEO
  488. #SEOForAuthors
  489. #seotips
  490. #Series
  491. #Sex
  492. #sexy
  493. #sf
  494. #ShareABook
  495. #ShineThroughTheNoise
  496. #short
  497. #Short #Stories
  498. #short #story
  499. #shortreads
  500. #shortstories
  501. #shortstory
  502. #ShortStoryWriters
  503. #smallbiz
  504. #smashwords
  505. #smm
  506. #SmTown 
  507. #socialmediamarketing
  508. #socialselling
  509. #socialstrategy
  510. #SoloBuildIt
  511. #Sony
  512. #SouthernGothic
  513. #SpacceFantasy
  514. #SpaceOpera
  515. #special
  516. #SpecialNeeds
  517. #Sponsor 
  518. #Sprint
  519. #spub
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This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

All Rights Reserved.

Note: there are likely spelling errors on this site, and I am unlikely to see the ... I fix them when I find them, but, there are many issues here...

Note: English is not my first language, Shetlean Scottish is my native language, there are likly spelling and grammar errors, as I do not know American English and am attempting to write it by sounding words out.

Many times that Americans think a word on my site is misspelled, often it is not misspelled, it is just I mixed up languages and wrote it in Scottish without realizing I mixed the Scottish in with the English. Also our grammar is somewhat reversed from English grammar so words that are seeming in the wrong order for American English, is usually because they are in the correct order for Scottish and I either put English words in Scottish order by mistake or was unaware English put them in a different order then Scottish does.

For those unaware, Scottish Shetlean looks like this:

American English to Scottish:

a bit (piece) = a party --- EXAMPLE: "And some know a bit of Latin " > "And somme kan of latyn a party "

a long distance from = A piece fae

a piece of = the bit --- EXAMPLE: "The duck ate a piece of bread " > "The deuk ett the bit breid "

about the banks (on the shore/at the beach) = aboot da banks

accomplishments = kunnandi

After = Back o --- EXAMPLE: " After Halloween" > "Back o Hallomas "

alive (living) = kvikr

Always on the move = Never aff o da go

am I not = amn't I --- EXAMPLE: "Am I not invited? " > "I amn't invited? or Amn't I invited?"

are = is --- EXAMPLE: "Are you going soon?" > "Is ya to be going soon?"

autumn = dah haihst

belong to = fylgja

best = bettah moost

betray (verb) = svíkja

bewildered = villhyggjandi

building = biggin up --- EXAMPLE: "building confidence in everyday use " > " biggin up confidence in ivvryday øs "

built = builded --- EXAMPLE: "He built a new porch." > "Hims builded a new porch."

cast a spell = hoodooed

cat = kat (sounds like "caught") --- EXAMPLE: "Is it an orange cat?" > "Be he a o'jinn kat?"

child = bairn

church = kirk

color = colour

danger = hœttr

daren't = darena

daring = djarfr

dark = dökk

dark elf = Dökkálfr

dark-elves = Døkkálfar

darker = dökká

do you agree = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "That's a fine looking woman, do you agree?" > "Dair's ah right bonnie lass, eh?"

do you want to come too = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "I'm going to the store, do you want to come with me?" > "Me go to shope, eh?"

each = eche --- EXAMPLE: "Which each person can understand " > "That kan eche man understonde "

educated = lered --- EXAMPLE: "Both among the educated and the uneducated " > "As wel among lered as lewed "

elf = Alfr

Elf = Álfr

Elf Home = Álfheimr

Elf World = Álfheimr

elf-advice = Ælfred

elf-beautiful = ælfscyne

elf-friend = Ælfwine

elf-guardian (female) = Ælfwaru

elf-guardian (male) = Ælfweard

elf-powerful = Ælfric

everyday = ivvryday

eyelids = eye ledes --- EXAMPLE: "He closed his eyelids." > "Hims did shut hims eye ledes"

fair = faire --- EXAMPLE: "Going to the fair." > "Done gone went to the faire."

feild = felde --- EXAMPLE: "Standing in the feild." > "Stoodt in thems felde."

further = ferther --- EXAMPLE: "I looked further." > "I dids lokid ferther."

green = grene --- EXAMPLE: "Look at the green hedges and woods." > "Look see at thems heigges and holtz so grene."

handsome = braw --- EXAMPLE: "He is very handsome " > "Him wicked braw "

have faith = trúa

Have no doubts about our doing it = Nae faer o wis

Have no liking for this. = Hae nae brou o this.

have not = ain't

He knows how many beans make five. = He kens the laid frae the croun o the causey.

He knows which side his bread is buttered on. = He kens whilk side his bannock's buttert on.

Head for = Mak wye for

head rope in fishing nets and lines = baak

head to head = Be at the knag and the widdie

horse fly = klegsie

I = Me

I Think = Me thinks --- EXAMPLE: "I think we're late. " > "Me thinks that we is late. "

I wish you well for the future = Lang may yer lum reek (translation: Long may your chimney smoke)

idiot = eejit --- EXAMPLE: "You idiot." > "Ya eejit."

idiot = numpty

if = iffy or yif--- EXAMPLE: "If you don't mind..." > "Iffy yas does no care mind...."; "If you'll stay with me long enough = "Yif ye so longe with me wil dwelle". "

I'll be even with you = A'll see day aboot wi ye

know = ken

looked = lokid

looked = lokid --- EXAMPLE: "I looked up." > "I lifte up me eye ledes and lokid ferther."

magic = hoodoo

naked = nøkkviðr

needle = bodkin

neither = nouther --- EXAMPLE: "Who know neither Latin nor French " > "That kan nouther latyn ne frensch "

No = Nay --- EXAMPLE: "No, I don't think so. " > "Nay, me thinks not. "

Nobody knew = not-knew nobody

Noontide = Da heicht o da day

NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "Did you meet the new family next door?" > "Dids ya gets a chance to stop by and meets with thems new folk that move-ed in down yawn there next doors to ya, eh?"

NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "He went to Rite-Aid to pick up his prescription" > "Hims did go to that yawn there new fangled store the new folks call that Rite Aid place, to gets himself some of thems there pills what the doctor gone and tells him to take each morning, a-yep, hims did."

old = olde --- EXAMPLE: "But educated and uneducated, old and young " > "Bot lered and lewed olde and yonge "

orange = o'jinn

out = oot --- EXAMPLE: "The cat wants to go out." > "The kat he do wants oot."

outside = oot dair

people = fokk --- EXAMPLE: "the people of Shetland " > "Shetland fokk "

people = folke --- EXAMPLE: "Look at all those people." > "Lookie at all thems folke."

poorly = febelly --- EXAMPLE: "Who know French very poorly " > "That kan frensch ful febelly "

Recognising = Recognisin --- EXAMPLE: "Recognising the bilingual nature of Shaetlan speakers " > "Recognisin da wye at Shaetlan spaekers is bilingual "

shield = skjoldr

Since = For --- EXAMPLE: "Since that is your native language " > "For that is youre kynde langage "

tell = telle --- EXAMPLE: "I'll tell you in English " > "In englysch tonge I schal you telle "

the = da, de, or is not used at all --- EXAMPLE: "I went to the store" > "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to shoppe"

them = dem, dem dair --- EXAMPLE: "I went with them" > "Me goes wit dem dair"

there = dair --- EXAMPLE: "I want those potatoes" > "Me be wanting dem dair tatetas."

they = dey

To where = whither --- EXAMPLE: ""Where you go, I will go." " > ""Whither thou goest, I'll go."

understand = understonde

understand = understonden --- EXAMPLE: "Some understand English " > "And somme understonden englysch "

very = wicked --- EXAMPLE: "very good" > "wicked good"; "very bad" > "wicked bad"; "very cold" > "wicked cold"

Where = Whither --- EXAMPLE: "Where is the restroom? " > "Whither is the privy?"

Yes = Yea or Aye --- EXAMPLE: "Yes, I think so. " > "Yea, me thinks so. " or "Aye, me thinks so. "

For anyone actually interested in learning my native language, the Scottish government has THIS listed as the official dictionary of our people:  https://static1.squarespace.com/static/61d7352954b7fd1c9dbdfef4/t/65ddb2749d5e0541a01009c0/1709027964496/Spaektionary_2024feb.pdf  

The Scottish government provides this document to show our language in use: https://www.shetland.uhi.ac.uk/t4-media/one-web/uhi-shetland-images-and-documents/documents-/shaetlan/Shaetlan-Language-Plan-2022-Shaetlan.pdf 

More information about our language can be found on this website:  https://www.iheardee.com  which is written in my native language.


However, there is also other reasons why words might be misspelled, or why I might not understand someone when they speak to me.

My grandmother Helen Ricker Allen, was from Unst, Shetland, Scotland, and she the one who raised me. She taught me to read and write, but it was Shetlain that she taught me. She died when I was 8 years old, and I was locked in a woodshed after her furneral, I escaped the woodshed 27 years later at age 31, and have been trying to learn how to speak and write English since then.

It is a very great struggle.

At age 37 I took remidial reading and speaking classes at Southern Maine Community College, but we are Gypsies and Gypsy men do not allow us Gypsy women to have education, and so, while at college, on November 14, 2013, I was beaten with a golf club, while I was 8 months pregnet, breaking my spine, hips, and knees, killing my baby and leaving me quardepaleic since.

Now my primary focus these past 13 years has been on relearning to use my hand so I could type... as of 2023, I have regained the use of my right thumb, and first two right fingers, and after 10 years offline, I am back online due to I can use three finguers.

I never went to school, so I do not know maths and numbers and sciences, and I do not know what else would have been taught to me in school. We are Scottish Gypsies and Gypsy culture does not allow females to go to school. Being born female was already a great sin, but my grandmother took great risk in teaching me reading and writing. At 4 years old I was punished by my Uncle Bruce for knowing how to read, by being beaten in the face with a cinder block brick, that broke my right jaw and left me with garbaled near-mute spoken words ever since.

Because no one ever spoke words to be face to face from he time I was 8 years old until I was 37 years old (I escaped the room at age 27, but did not start college until 37), I have no training in how to vocally sound out or speak the words I write or read. I can read words, but I do not know how to sound out or say those words. I can write words, but I do not know how to match the written word against the spoken word. I struggle to associate spoken words at all, or make them match up with writen words.

Esentially, written words and spoken words are two completly seperate languages in my brain, and I have difficulty understanding spoken words.

If you say a sentance to me with your mouth, chances are very high I will have ZERO understanding of what you said and I will not be able to ander you.

However, if you WRITE down that exact same sentabnce, I can understand you and can type a written responce to you.

My doctors tell me this is a side effect of extreme isolation and neglect and lack of human contact during my toddler, childhood, teen, and young adult years, and that my brain never deveoloped to comprehend spoken vocal words due to no one ever speaking to me in over three decades of the first half of my life.

While I can read and write, American English (somewhat) I do no know how words are sounded out, what they are supposed to sound like. I readand write by shape recognition, not by sound/vocal recognition, so when reading and writing I do no "hear the words in my head" as I am told most people do when they read and write. In other words... I see "c a t" and think "c-a-t" I do not think "cat" nor do I "see" an image of a cat, no do I "hear" the word cat spoken. I'm told that this is very rare and that most people read and write by sounding out the words and linking them to visual mind images, while hearing the sound of the word in their head. I neiher hear words in my head no see images of things in my head. I'm told this is what makes me both a speed reader and speed writer, because I'm not tripped up by hear sounds or seeing images in my head like nomal people would be doing... however, I'm also told this is why my spelling and grammar are very poor, because my brain is not hear the sounds of the words or seeing visual images of the objects the words represent, so my mind also does not register spelling and grammer errors at all.

As I was only let out of the woodshed on Sundays to go to the Cape Elezabeth Ward Church of the August Stake of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, I was never allowed to go to school or hospital either. No adults ever talked to me because I was evil for comitted the sin of being born female, so I never learned how to speak properly and do not know how to sound out words to say them.

I was 42 years old, in 2016 when, while having an MRI for my spine, the doctors found out my speak issue was caused by a broken jaw as a toddler that was healed wrong because not being allowed to go to doctors. I had surgury to fix that, and since 2016 have been trying to learn how to use my jaw and touge so I can speak vocal words now.

Since 2023 my primary focus shifted to relearning to walk. I can now, in 2026, sit up for 2 or 3 hours a day, and can sand with a cane for a few minutes, and can walk for around five thousand feet in 2 to 3 segments a day, with the help of pushing my wheelchair like a walker.

As of 2026, with a slight return to using my fingers and legs, I am once again focused on trying to learn the American English, but I live in mortal fear of my uncles and male cousins, as they are so hateful of allowing me to have education.

have no one to help me to know if I am doing words correctly, and as such, I have no way of knowing if there are spelling and grammar errors, but I asume there are, and I fix them when I learn them, but I do not know what I do not know and spelling American words is a thing I do bnot know.

I have Low Fucntioning Kanner's Syndrom, also known as "RainMan Type of Autism" aka REAL and ACTUAL Autism, not to be confused with Aspergers, High Functioning Autism, or and of thr 861 illnesses on the Autism Spectrum. An Autism Spectrum Disorder is an illness that has symptoms similar to Autism but IS NOT Autism. If you have an Autism Spectrum Disorder, it LITERALLY MEANS you do NOT have Autism.

I am medically diagnosed as "kanner's syndrome, actual autism, the rainman type, profoundly retarded autistic savant, with a general IQ of 73, and an writing IQ of 221" but they added that they did not know how to properly diagnose me as I am "technically a feral child" and they don't know "how much is the autism, and how much is simple horrific levels of abuse and neglect induced post traumatic stress disorder that will go away with proper socilization".

It means I know how to write, I can write a lot, and it is next to impossible for you to teach me how to do literally anythig else because my brain only knows how to write and doesn;t know how to do anything else..
There's a reason, when I do book signings, people are quick to say: "Okay, what's the joke? why is this stupid retard here? where's the real author? I know this retard isn't the author. where are you hiding the author, why is this fucking retard here"

The end result is, I have near zero social interaction... my 3 years in college was the ONLY face to face interaction I have ever had with humans in my entire life, and I struggle deeply to understand MOST words used by MOST people when they ask me question. And so I suffer from a huge lack of understanding many words people say to me, how to translate those words into spelling, and how to translate what it is that has been said.

The fact remains hat until there exists a human on this planet who is willing to sit down and teach me what words spoken line up with and match what words written, this deficent is unlily to improve. But the fact also remains, that I am simply far too profoundly retarded for anyone to even try to make any attempt at all even to speak a friendly "hgelloe" or "good morning" when passing me on the street, so I have lost all hope of anyone ever either being my friend, being willing to teach me how to match spoken words to written words, or how to speak to other humans.





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i just found out there is yet another bizarre rumour going around. where are these wild rumours coming from? who is starting them? and why?

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since I've been flooded with hundreds of messages the past two weeks asking if I still own "the world's most haunted car", yes, and here it is, filmed today May 18, 2026… but my son Xavier is dead, i am crippled and given that people are AGAIN showing up calling my Dodge "haunted", calling my friend "an alien", calling me "transgender", and spreading wild defamation slander connecting me to Stephen King, I think I need to start taking down the contact information of every blogger, podcaster, youtuber, and social media account spreading these rumors, and sue every single one of them for CAUSING my car to be cut in half May 10, 2010, for CAUSING the backhoe that drove over my house August 8, 2013, for CAUSING my son's murder November 14, 2013, for CAUSING me to be crippled and in a wheelchair November 14, 2013, and for CONTINUING to CAUSE harassers to show up in person to harass me near daily, STILL now in 2026. EVERYONE telling you my car is haunted, telling you my friend is an alien, calling my car "the goldeneagle", calling my friend "Etiole", or trying to connect me or my car to Stephen King, is lying to you. They crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, and a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet identified the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club and the FBI believes that it is friends and family of the woman who did it, are the ones who started and spread the rumors saying my car is haunted, saying I'm an alien abductee, saying all kinds of similar bs about aliens, ufos, ghosts, witchcraft, demons, and Stephen King connections, even though I don't believe in ghosts, aliens, ufos, demons, and had never heard of Stephen King before 30k of his fans showed up in my yard trying to find my car! FBI believes the backhoe driver and the murderer are the same person and it is a developer who wanted my land and so started the Stephen King, ghost, and alien rumors all in an attempt to drive me off my land, and when it didn't work they drove a backhoe over my house, and when that didn't work they crippled me and killed my son. Why are they doing this? How do I get them to stop?

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Do you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine on August 8, 2013? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me July 26, 2016 at scarborough WalMart,... they arrived the first time with a backhoe on August 8, 2013, that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since....

... which means it is now only a few weeks from the 14th anniversary of my son's murder. I was 8 month pregnant November 14, 2013, and a student ay SMCC, and coming out of the Buglight Lighthouse art studio after art class, when a still unidentifiedwoman wielding a golf club attacked me, severed my spine, while I was 8 months pregnant, triggered early labour, then killed my son minutes after he was born.

While accusing me of being transgender, screaming "transvestite freak" and "look at that thing, that's Ken's son in a dress"... while I was 8 months pregnant.

eelkats_house_before_after.jpgMy house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son and crippled me, arrived the first time with a backhoe that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since.

The backhoe driver returned November 14, 2013, armed with a golf club, used it to break my spine and smash my baby's brains out on the ground

On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.

She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.

The attack also triggered labour.

My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.

Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.

The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.

The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.

Thus we come to 2014, and the full swing change of the series I write. WHY my series, went from just a transman main character living life, to the full blown Mpreg genre series that it now is today.

Before the attack, I had a chance of having a baby. I don't know. And because I'm in America, I'm too old to adopt. You have to be under 45 years old to adopt a baby. That is the law in America. I was informed this, when we tried to adopt, now that my injuries leave me unable to get pregnant a 9th time.

Thus began my obsessively writing, my transman main character, pregnant. Always pregnant now. Every time. Every story. Stories that now fully focus on pregnancy, labour, miscarriages, babies dying, babies living, raising babies... the whole series, since 2014 has devolved into an outright baby obsession.

Meanwhile, reborn baby dolls were suggested to me by my therapist, and have also become a deeply obsessive part of my life. Because 13 years ago my son was murdered minutes after he was born, because a transphobic bigot mistook me for being transgender, I'm STILL in a wheelchair, struggling to relearn to use my arms and legs, now 13 years later, and I'm still DAILY dealing with police officers and FBI agents who while they are trying to find my son's killer, they are also daily reminding me... oh, yeah, my son was murdered, literally ripped out of my belly, by a transphobe. Who still has not been located and walks free to kill again.

The golfclub woman as she looked during the golf club attack at Southern Maine community college November 14, 2013. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

Clairescreenshot.pngIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The golfclub woman as she looked during the shopping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart July 26, 2016. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

zzzz999ClaireRed2016-screenshotIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The 2nd woman as she looked at both attacks, her hair goes all the way down to her knees. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

Kendrascreenshot.pngIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer's accomplice, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

I am a legally blind quadriplegic, and low verbal, I have also published 138 novels in the last 48 years. It's not as impossible as people think. The problem being blind and quadriplegic, medically have different meanings then how those two words are used medically.

Fewer than 3% of all blind people see nothing. While 97% people who are classified as fully blind are able to see up to two feet in front of them. Legally blind means I can see more then two feet in front of me but not far enough to see twenty feet in front of me. In my case I can see about eight feet.

Quadriplegic, has varying levels, it means having a damaged nerve bundle in the spinal column causing limited mobility of all 4 limbs, (in my case this was done by a women wielding a golf club, who also beat my 8 month infant's head to pulp on the parking lot tarmak, at the same time she severed my spine with the same golf club; both on November 14, 2013; the FBI investigation into my son's murder and my being crippled has gone on now for 13 years, a few weeks away from 14 years now, and the FBI has still not identified the killer or her motive). Contrary to popular misconception, quadriplegic does NOT mean ZERO movement, it means means limited movement, specifically in means unable to lift arms over head, unable to grip fingers around objects to pick them up, and unable to stand for more then 5 minutes to a time. Because there are so many thousands of nerves in each limb it is actually very rare for there to be 100% no movement, but how much, and to what extent varies by patent depending upon the specific point of injury to the spinal column.

Meaning typing is still possible for over 60% of all quadriplegics.

In my case, it was the lower spine that was severed, cutting off completly my ability to move my right leg, leaving limited feeling in my left leg, and an ability to stand but not walk, with crutches, for the first 9 years. I regained enough nerve growth in my legs by the 9th year to be able to take ten or twelve steps allowing me to get out of bed for the first time since the golf club attack; This in turn lead to me being able to start using a wheelchair, as I was able to sit upright for the first time as well.

Because the shattered vertebrae bone fragments are broken off completly and embedded into the nerve bundle just above my tailbone, doctors were saying I would never walk again, but now at 13 years, I am able to push mu wheelchair like a walker, a distance of almost a thousand steps a day. Though doctors are still doubtful I will ever walk "normally" again, I have proven them wrong, when their said 13 years ago, that I would never walk again at all.

But because of the placement of the damage to my spine, regaining hand use, was always thought possible, it was just a matter of waiting long enough for nerve regrowth, along side daily finger exercises. I was able to continue writing, after becoming quadriplegic, because I still have use of my right thumb, and 2 fore figures of my right hand. And can type 90 words per minute with those 3 fingers.

I however have no wrist strength, elbow strength, or shoulder strength, so I am not able to form a fist, or lift objects, or brush my hair, or my teeth, all thing I have to have my caretaker do. But, those things are not needed for typing. Unfortunately, my pinky and ring fingers are "nerve dead" and drag over the keyboard, and cause horrific spelling errors and typos, which are incredibly frustrating to deal with.

Unfortunately trying to edit errors myself, just makes the errors worse, because those same two fingers drag over the keyboard yet again. Prior to the golf club attack, I rarely had spelling errors; now I got more spelling errors then someone is learning English as second language. Editing is a challenge, that I've had to accept, I simply can not do myself, and I have to hire several editors to help with that.

Low verbal means sounds can still be made, sounds that software programs like Dragon can be trained to recognize and translate, and type into full words. More then half my novels were typed with this method.

I still have a long ways to go before I am anything close to being able to do the things I could do before the golf club woman beat my baby's brains out and shattered my spine. And you know what's more frustrating then how slow mu medical progression has been? The fact that it's been 13 years and the police and FBI are still coming up at dead ends as to who the woman who murdered my baby was, or why she even did it.

My son's 14th birthday is only a few weeks away, but he didn't even get to live long enough to celebrate his 1st birthday, I don't even know why. And I can't wait to regain my ability to walk again, because regaining my ability to walk, means gaining the ability to go outside and start looking for my son's murderer myself instead of sitting at home trapped in a wheelchair waiting for the police and FBI to to find her. So, writing isn't a big priority for me anymore. I only write now, as a way to exercise my hands, in between relearning to walk.

Never let a disability stop you. Plenty of writers, artists, athletes, do not let either blindness, speech impediments, or limited mobility hold then back from perusing their careers.

Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

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