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"Why are we waiting?" ZooLock asked Unicorn.
"Me Elf is picking flowers."
"Yes, but, why?"
"ZooLock, has it not occurred to ya, yea be in chains?"
"Yes. My freedom is taken from me. I am deeply aware of this."
"Then what makes ya t'inks ya can sit here jabbering at me?"
"You are the one holding my chains."
"That makes you to person for me to talk to."
"I eats Thullids. The only reason I holding ya chains instead wrapping then round ya neck and stranggling ya with 'em, is cause me Elf says him does wants ya alive. If it were left to me, ya'd already be in me belly."
"Do you really eat Thullids?"
"Ya tasts delicious. I eats Elves un ya be squid flavoured Elf."
ZooLock was about to respond to this, but his train of thought was interrupted when Quaraun suddenly came bounding out of the field, jumping around excitedly like a drunk gazelle.
"Delicious autumn!" Quaraun cried out. "My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns."
The high High Elf ran off into the tall grass.
"What is he doing?" ZooLock asked as he watched the Elf run in circles, his arms outstretched.
"I t'inks him being a bird in search of autumn," Unicorn answered. "Just like him did said him were gayynna do."
Quaraun suddenly stopped running.
"Polar bears!" Quaraun yelled, then turned around and ran out of the field screaming like a terrified little girl.
"Ah, polar bears," Unicorn mused. "Ya can never see 'em through the snow. O'course, t'ere be no snow here. And no polar bears. Ya seeing t'ings again, Quaraun."
"Ah! My brain... my... gah! It hurts!" Quaraun threw himself on the ground and continued screaming. "Make it stop!"
"Ah," Unicorn said looking down at the drugged Elf. "I see ya've set aside this special time to humiliate yarself in public."
"Make it stop!" Quaraun continued to scream, now holding his fists to his temples and squeezing his eyes shut. "The eggs are burning my brain out. Make it stop!"
"Eggs?" Unicorn asked.
"Eggs?" ZooLock muttered to himself as he toddled over to look down at the screaming Elf.
"My head's full of eggs," the Elf wailed desperately. "They're going to hatch and destroy my face."
"You're short," Quaraun said looking down at Unicorn, who was standing over him.
"Ahya. I knows I is. I shorter then Drawves. Only Gnomes un Pixies is shortering then me."
Quaraun stared up at the sky and began humming.
"Where'd the moon go?"
"It day time."
"I like the moon."
"I'm a Moon Elf."
"Why don't I live on the moon."
"I t'inks ya is right now."
"We should go to the moon."
The high, High Elf closed his eyes and began humming again.
"Quaraun?" Unicorn interrupted Quaraun's thoughts.
"There's polar bears on the moon."
"Every t'ing pink with ya, Quaraun."
"I need a moon dragon."
"What about Pocket Lich?"
"Everything's getting brighter."
"Ya eyes is closed."
"Quaraun?" Unicorn interrupted Quaraun's thoughts again. "What for has happened to ya?"
"I got all these colourful sparkles mixed in with the encroaching darkness," Quaraun said.
"Colours are attacking my senses," Quaraun wailed, holding his hands over his eyes.
"Colours can'na attack ya," Unicorn answered, trying not to sound as annoyied as he was feeling just then. "What'd ya take, Quaraun?"
Quaraun started screaming hysterically.
"It's all too much," he wailed.
Quaraun was crying now, though he didn't know why.
"Aye," Unicorn agreed, not sure exactly what it was he was agreeing to. "Ya supposed to let me process it before ya takes it. Ya stupid dolyt."
"I need to find a dark place to lay down." Quaraun didn't seem to be aware of the fact that he was laying down. "Very dark. Dark and quiet. Very quiet place to lie down."
"Ya knows ya is already laying down right?" Unicorn asked.
"Am I?" Quaraun opened his eyes and stared up at the sky.
"Aye, right in the middle of the road."
"Look!" Quaraun exclaimed pointing up as an even more terrifing realization hit him. "The sun's up there!"
"Oh fucking titties! Yep. There she is," Unicorn nodded. "Exactly where she supposed to be."
"How'd it get up there?" Quaraun asked. His voice trembled with fear.
"A Sun Elf flew up there and hung it on a hook in one of the clouds," Unicorn spoke in his usual, jesting way. ""He went Shabbooshkie! And stuck it to the top of a t'ee. It keeps falling off so they had to tac it up there with the clouds to keep it in place. But the Sun Elf it was just too much for him to keep doing it over and over again. 'So I got to not fucking break my god dam fucking legs!' Him did cry. That why the birds is up there singing. 'Woooo-heee, hell yeah!' Cause the more they sing, the higher the clouds fly. Eventually it'll be high enough to reach the moon, and then you Moon Elves can live on it. But the Cookie Elves they no like the sun up there because it over bakes their cookies, so Santa Claus, he came with his eight tiny fkying Rain Demons and they kicked the Sun back out of the sky. And one little Moon Elf came along and said 'Oooh, pick me! I want to stab Santa!' And that's how the sun fell out of the sky, but now the Sun Elves put it back up there, see?"
Quaraun's voices indicated that he believed every word of the lie Unicorn had just told.
"Why do you do that too him?" ZooLock asked.
"I was being sarcastic," Unicorn stated.
"I know that, but he doesn't know that. Look at his eyes! They are as big as the moon right now. What the hell did you give him?"
"I did nae gives him nothing yet."
Unicorn tried to pull Quaraun back up to his feet. That lasted a few seconds before they both fell down. Quaraun landing on top of Unicorn in a rather awkwardly sexual position.
"Ahh.. hello there...," Unicorn crooned seductivly. "Such a tender romanctic moment. I does nae t'ink I needed a prostrate exam. Ya want to suck me dick while ya down there?"
"Okay," the spaced out Elf answered.
"Eh?" Unicorn looked down at the Elf. "Well that were unexpected. Ya does no have to ya know. Though I will no stops ya iffy ya did. Heheh. Yas good at sucking me dick."
A black stillness echoed through Quaraun's mind. He felt as though he was falling endlessly deeper into a black hole.
"I should nae takes advantage of ya whiles ya not intending it, eh?" Unicorn crawled out from under Quaraun.
Quaraun was usually drugged out of his mind just before bed time, an intentional and mutually consensual ritual the two of them had, in their nightly ritual games of rapist and victim. Quaraun liked being sexually molested by the Phooka, but he did go into it planning on losing control of his senses and being made a sex slave to the Fae King. Just now however, Quaraun was somehow drugged by unknown means and Unicorn was uncertain how willing the Elf really was for sex games in daylight with an audience.
"Ya t'ink ya can stands up?" Unicorn asked the sick Elf.
"Ain't I?" Quaraun asked.
Quaraun stopped looking at the sun and turned his head to look at Unicorn.
"You're laying down," Quaraun said to the Faerie. "I am standing up."
"Nope." Unicorn crouched down to look at Quaraun, eye to eye. "Ya not be standing."
"What am I doing?" Quaraun asked, his voice filled with confusion.