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🌸🦄🌸 The following story is part of a long running Furry Yaoi MPreg Fiction series about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸

It features a transman main character who is an often pregnant megalomaniac supervillain necromancer, married to an unhinged Faerie King.

This series was started September 23, 1978, and now spans 138 novels, 423 novellas, 500+ poems, and 3,000+ short stories. it celebrates it’s 50th, yes FIFTYITH! anniversary since the publication of it’s very first story (Friends Are Forever) on September 23, 2028!

The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane — A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction

PastelGoth-Quaraun-doubleThe Pink Necromancer (Quaraun the Insane) being fabulous in his resplendent pink silks.
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Fudge Puppies, Frostbite, and the Fierce King of Chaos
A Pink Necromancer Fiction Short
NaNoWriMo & NovNov 2025: Day 30, 2025
LGBTQAI+ FICTION | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane | TransMan Main Character | Cozy Fantasy | Poly Romance



The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story 

Domestic Lives of Dangerous Faeries - LGBTQAI+ Queer MPreg Cozy Fantasy Fiction w a F2M Elf Wizard, a Gay Faerie Chef, & a BiSexual Demon Time Traveller, Free To Read Online

Series Trigger Warnings:

 * Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover

 * Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man

 * Furry Yaoi 

 * Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.

 * Transman Mpreg

Not all things appear in all stories. 

Series Heat Level:

 * Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon

 * Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange

 * Novels: Orange, Lemon

What is the series about?

It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.

It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.

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Seen in image: 

- IMAGE 1: The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.

In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.

- IMAGE 2: Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion. 

BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.

- IMAGE 3: The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.

GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.

 - Art by Wendy Christine Allen. 

- Not seen here: Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.



Fudge Puppies, Frostbite, and the Fierce King of Chaos

BoomFuzzy triggered the first uproar.

Humans flinched.

Quaraun noted each flinch.

Cold morning light filtered through drifting ice crystals circling the carnival tents, turning every surface into glittering blades. Quaraun stepped from the pink vardo, silk hems trailing like rose-coloured frost smoke. Jelly-tresses glided across his spine in slow, hypnotic ribbons. Pregnancy aches pinched the front of his hips, so his cane tapped the frozen mud in an uneven rhythm.

BoomFuzzy barked at a Human lingering near the food-truck wheels.

“Aye, shove off, numpty! Touch me axle again an’ I snap yer wee fingers like candy canes and shove them up ya fucking dick hole, eh?”

The Human bolted.

Crowd parted.

Quaraun enjoyed the panic. He could not hide the smile curving at the corner of his lips.

Unicorn’s voice rumbled beside him, thick, rich, edged with spice and cruelty. Quaraun loved it.

“PumpkinMuffin, ye seein’ these gobs gawkin’ at me truck? Every Human in this shite village thinks they get me fudge puppies for free. Bah. Parasites. Fucking bastards. I’m’a gonna start shoving fudge puppies up their fucking arses.”

Quaraun inhaled the drifting gingerbread steam curling from the side vents. Warm, sugary perfume drifted into the icy air, threading through his thoughts. Jelly-tresses perked, tasting every scent. 

“Humans never intend payment,” Quaraun said. “Humans prefer theft.”

The Lich Unicorn cackled, tail flicking like a purple whip. 

“Aye, Elf. Let me torch the whole bloody lot o’ them. Wee bonfire. Quick cleanup. That's what we need to spice things up.”

Cane tip tapped again. Quaraun counted each tap, grounding himself. Pregnancy dizziness clouded his peripheral sight, turning Humans into smeared blotches of dull colour. 

“Unicorn, incineration alerts Seelie scouts. The Justice Mages will...”

“Let ‘em come. I'm the fucking Elf Eater of Pepper Valley, I'll gut any fucking damned flower-fairy prancin’ near me turf.” Unicorn slapped Quaraun’s backside with a flour-dusted palm. “Pretty pearly arse. Wicked good target. Give me something ta do, rescuing ya bahookie again.”

Quaraun flinched at the impact, silk rippling like rosewater waves.

“Unicorn, you... you... inappropriate,” he muttered, though his cheeks warmed. "I... I... need to... sit down."

GhoulSpawn clattered up beside them, hooves sliding on ice.

“Quaraun…uhm…Boomie…aaah…crowd density tripled. These villagers smell panic. They anticipate attack.”

“They ought tae,” BoomFuzzy snorted. “Ain’t trustin’ any Human within ten feet o’ me cooktop.”

Quaraun studied the swirling crowd. 

“Unicorn, Humans fear you.”

“Aye.”

“You enjoy their terror.”

“Aye.”

“Good.” Quaraun tightened his grip on the cane. “I enjoy it also.”

GhoulSpawn pushed his glasses higher. Golden fleece glimmered beneath his green coat. 

“You two…uhm…maybe cool it? Just a bit? Children present.”

"Useless detail," Quaraun said under his breath. “Human spawn grow into Human adults.”

BoomFuzzy leaned in, beard brushing Quaraun’s cheek like coarse velvet. 

“SugarPlum, ye glow wicked bright when ye talk genocide.”

Quaraun blinked slowly, steadying his breath. Unicorn’s nearness tightened every nerve with tender static. 

“Genocide indicates extermination,” Quaraun replied. “I indicate cleansing.”

GhoulSpawn sighed, tail swishing. “I…uhm…support environmental repair. Just…maybe skip mass killing during carnival hour?”

BoomFuzzy burst into laughter loud enough to scatter pigeons from a half-collapsed roller coaster. 

“Ghouly, ye adorable wee Goat.”

“I am a Sheep.”

“Aye, aye, sure.”

Snow gusted across Quaraun’s ankles. Pink silk fluttered. A dozen Human teenagers drifted closer to the food truck, eyeing the fudge puppy sign. They whispered, making plans to distract the Faerie and steal his pastries. Their plots did not go unheard.

BoomFuzzy spotted them and snarled. 

“Back up, ye ghoulish wee thieves, afore I grind up yer bones to make me gingerbread flour with!”

They scrambled away.

Quaraun felt the tension soften inside his chest. Unicorn’s aggression tasted like safety. Like home. Like warm cloves and winter fire.

“Unicorn,” Quaraun whispered, his voice barely audible, as a chill snaked up his spine, the chaotic crowd a swirling vortex of dread. “The crowd remains chaotic. You terrify them.”

“Wicked good.”

Quaraun lifted a hand slowly, fingertips brushing Unicorn’s sleeve. Old leather, cold air, gingerbread sugar dusted across fabric. Sensory delight rippled up his arms. 

“Unicorn,” he said, voice tightening, “I prefer calm.”

BoomFuzzy paused. Then softened. Just for Quaraun. Only for Quaraun. The Unicorn Lich King softened for no one else.

“Aye, JellyElf. Calm for you.”

He slid an arm around Quaraun’s waist, tugging him tight against his warm bulk. Beard brushed Quaraun’s temple. Tail looped around Quaraun’s shin like a furry serpent. 

“Lean inta me, SugarBisquit.”

Quaraun leaned. Carefully. Belly heavy. Hips aching.

GhoulSpawn brightened. 

“Good. Uhm. Excellent. Grounding technique.”

BoomFuzzy kissed Quaraun’s brow, rough mouth gentle for once. 

“Ye tremblin’. Ye need rest, Love.”

Quaraun nodded. Dizziness swirled like drifting petals. 

“Unicorn,” he whispered, “assist me inside the truck. I shall sit in the back bench. It is very comfortable there.”

“Aye.” BoomFuzzy lifted Quaraun with startling tenderness, cradling him against leather and muscle and gingerbread heat. “JellyBrains, ye ain’t walkin’ another inch.”

Quaraun melted into the hold.

Every ribbon of jelly-tress relaxed.

Outside, crowds muttered, unsure whether to approach or flee.

Inside, BoomFuzzy set Quaraun upon a cushioned bench near the stove, tucking his purple tartan around Quaraun’s legs like a thick woollen cocoon.

GhoulSpawn followed, tools jangling. 

“I reinforced the hinge panel. Truck stability improved. No collapse risk now.”

BoomFuzzy snorted. 

“Good Goat.”

“Still a Sheep.”

“Still don’t care!”

Steam curled from a pot of custard. Sweet golden scent drifted through Quaraun’s senses, soothing the delirium fog.

BoomFuzzy crouched, cupping Quaraun’s ankle in both calloused hands. 

“SugarPlum, ye cold.”

“Environment freezes.”

“Aye, but ye chill worse. Pregnancy drain. Let’s warm ya wee lil feet, eh?” 

He rubbed slow circles across Quaraun’s foot with his thumbs, massaging heat into stiff joints. Quaraun exhaled, long and slow. 

“Unicorn,” he whispered. “Remain close.”

“Always.” BoomFuzzy pressed his forehead to Quaraun’s shin. “Ain’t leavin’ ye. Ain’t lettin’ anyone touch ye. Anyone tries, I carve ‘em up like gingerbread dough and cook them as cookies.”

“GHOULIE!” BoomFuzzy yelled.

“I’m right beside you,” GhoulSpawn replied.

“Get that pot off the stove and stir.”

“I don’t know how to cook.”

“I did no ask ya to cook. Just get the pot off the stove and stir it so it don’t burn. I gotta take care of me Elf.”

GhoulSpawn gently stirred the custard, tail swaying. 

Outside more Humans were gathering in the amusement park ruins.

“Carnival crew approaching,” A Goblin said as he popped his head in the food truck door.. “Your Majesty?”

“I hear ya,” BoomFuzzy answered.

“They request service soon.”

“They wait,” the Lich King growled. “Me JellyElf gets comfort first.”

The Goblin scampered back outside.

“Is ye alright, Love?” BoomFuzzy lifted Quaraun’s chin with trembling fingers. “Ya look like ya’ll faint.”

“Unicorn. I intend to stand soon.”

“Aye. After ye stop swayin’ like a drunk pixie.”

“I am pregnant.” Quaraun narrowed his eyes. “I do not sway.”

Both of them laughed.

BoomFuzzy wrapped his tartan tighter around Quaraun, then tucked himself beside him on the bench, arms closing in a protective cocoon of purple wool, heat, beard, sugar, love.

Quaraun leaned into it.

Silk met tartan.

Pink met purple.

Ice met fire.

Outside, Humans waited.

Inside, Quaraun felt safe.




This story was written as part of NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025

(The goal is 1,667 words a day or 50k words in 30 days)

Note: Many of these stories were published with much longer word counts then listed here. The word counts listed here are the 1st draft word counts which were counted towards National Novel Writing Month; however throughout December onwards, these stories were edited, rewritten, and expanded, resulting in the published stories having more words; for example, something listed here as having 1,234 words, might have 5,678 words when published.)

This set includes the following stories:

  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 1:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 8,013
  • Month Total: 8,013/50k
  1. Magic Wands Discovery
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 2:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 3,589
  • Month Total: 11,602/50k
  1. Melting Candle Drips
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 3:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 9,514
  • Month Total: 21,116/50k
  1. The Vardo Defender
  2. Warmaster of the Frost
  3. I like coffee, I like tea, I like the boys, The boys like me.
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 4:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 2,300
  • Month Total: 23,416/50k
  1. The Night of the Ice Moths
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 5:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 7,760
  • Month Total: 31,176/50k
  1. Moonlit Jellyhair, Kits, and the Pink Silk Labyrinth of Vesonta
  2. The Frosted Rose of MoonSnail Cove
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 6:   
  • Day End Word Count Total: 2,328
  • Month Total: 33,504/50k
  1. The Pink Necromancer's Twilight Muck, Kits, and the Jellyhair Conspiracy
  2. The Pink Necromancer’s Icy Feast


  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 7:   
  • Day End Word Count Total: 2,029
  • Month Total: 35,533/50k
  1. Tall Trees and Colourful Berries
  2. The Screaming Unicorn’s Hearth
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 8:   
  • Day End Word Count Total: 4,515
  • Month Total: 40,048/50k
  1. The Cliffs of Agony
  2. The Frozen River and the Phantom Bandits
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 9:   
  • Day End Word Count Total: 18,278
  • Month Total: 58,326/50k - reached 50k on day 9!
  1. The Bakery Heist of Awkward Horrors
  2. Frosted Morning in the Pink Silk Tent
  3. Pink Silk and Frosted Clam Chowda
  4. The Moon
  5. The Pink Tent of Questionable Pleasures
  6. Ash and Silver Dust
  7. The Laughing Serpent
  8. Snowglow at MoonSnail Cove
  9. The Curious Flicker
  10. The Curious Case of the Whispering Ink
  11. Curious Chaos in the Fractured Moon
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NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 9:


  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 10:   
  • Day End Word Count Total: 2,437
  • Month Total: 60,763/50k 
  1. Lightning, Fire, and Jellyfish Chaos
  2. Sick Days & Airborne Chaos
  3. Dungeon of Accidental Evil
  4. The Swamp Turtle Ambush
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 11:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 10,516
  • Month Total: 71,279/50k
  1. Medic! …No, Not You.
  2. Man-Eating Lichen
  3. Frost-Covered Ravine
  4. Icewind Waterfall
  5. Terror Birds at Blackpine Hollow
  6. Electric Goats on the Frozen Plateau
  7. The Glimmering Swamp
  8. Breakfast Nook in the Ruins
  9. The Bantam Uprising of Deck Three
  10. The Goat, The Plushie, And The JellyFrost Morning Raid
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 12:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 9,334
  • Month Total: 80,613/50k 
  1. BoomFuzzy’s teasing love.
  2. Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall
  3. The Cliffside Ambush
  4. Ice Needle Grove
  5. The Snow-Capped Ravine
  6. Pink Blossoms and Furry Tails
  7. Pepper Valley Tavern Pizza Night
  8. The Yak That Declared Mutiny
  9. Voices Beneath the Roots
  10. Lights Over the Marsh
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 13:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 9,134
  • Month Total: 89,747/50k 
  1. Vegan Zombies
  2. Storm Snuggler
  3. A Dishy Vicar in the Deadwood Glade
  4. Dishy Vicar & The Pink Caravan
  5. Dishy Vicar & Pink Jelly Chaos


  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 14:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 23,096
  • Month Total: 112,843/50k - reached 100k on day 14!
  1. Old Soul, Pink Soul: A Story of a Damsel In Distress
  2. The Midnight Pâtisserie of Peril
  3. The Bakery of Bewitched Baguettes
  4. The Mac & Cheese Maelstrom
  5. The Autumn Web of Misfortune
  6. Ribbon Requisition
  7. There are always too many
  8. I am surrounded by fools
  9. Strawberry Panic
  10. Feast of Frustrations
  11. Tomb Soil Vial
  12. Chaos and Crusts
  13. Storm of Anger and Strange Snacks
  14. Quaraun’s Fiery Monologue on Broken Hands and Broken Plans
  15. BoomFuzzy’s Unrelenting Lust and Sarcasm
  16. GhoulSpawn’s Trembling Obedience and Practical Fear
  17. The Midnight Feast of the Fallen Leaves
  18. Natural 20, My Ass!
  19. Critical Fail = Critical Penetration
  20. GhoulSpawn’s Last Fucking Game
  21. The Harvest of Oddities
  22. Buttermilk & Rose
  23. Whipped Cream & Vanilla
  24. Eggnog & Clove
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 15: 
  • Day End Word Count Total: 9,273
  • Month Total: 122,116/50k
  1. The Spider in the Silk Pantry
  2. One spilled boba, lost forever to ice
  3. Dust plotting murder.
  4. The Gilded Snare of Stormlight
  5. Obsidian Blade Precision
  6. Apple Pies & Apologies
  7. Nautical Dawn in the Dew
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 16:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 4,559
  • Month Total: 126,675/50k
  1. Chocolate Apocalypse Averted
  2. The Devil’s Chowder Parade
  3. Cream of Silent Moor
  4. The Raptor King’s Feast
  5. Soup of the Gods
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 17: 
  • Day End Word Count Total: 16,365
  • Month Total: 143,040/50k
  1. Gathering Seaweed at Low Tide
  2. Sweeping the Lighthouse Floors
  3. Tending the Bio-Dome Moths
  4. Low Tide, High Tempers
  5. Crabs and Clumsiness
  6. Mussels Among the Rocks
  7. Morning Smoke over Noodle Beach
  8. Frosted Windows and Clam Cakes
  9. Tide-Fresh Breakfast
  10. Morning Chowder and Sugar Tomatoes
  11. Fried Spring Potatoes and Baked Salmon
  12. Sheperardless Pie and Mushy Peas
  13. Porridge, Mushy Peas, and Potato Biscuits
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 18:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 18,018
  • Month Total: 161,058/50k - reached 150k on day 18!
  1. The Day the Rocks Tried to Think
  2. Thawing Tootsies and GhoulSpawn’s Blanket
  3. Ice Pool Boops
  4. Mother Mothra’s New Child
  5. Biscuits and Gravy
  6. Oat Porridge
  7. Boiling Lobster Rolls
  8. The Quicksand Miscalculation
  9. Shards Beneath the Ice
  10. Citrus-Baked Salmon and Spring Potatoes
  11. Clam Chowder and Oat Bread Rolls
  12. Fried Dough and Mushy Peas
  13. Shelter from the Ice-Soaked Storm
  14. The Low Tide That Hid Too Much
  15. The Day the Tidepools Spoke Back
  16. The Crabs Who Knew BoomFuzzy by Name
  17. The Lantern That Would Not Go Out
  18. The Storm Windows That Remembered Voices
  19. The Kitchen Where Time Refused to Behave
  20. The Cliff That Tried to Eat GhoulSpawn
  21. The Fog That Spoke BoomFuzzy’s Name
  22. The Overpass With the Frozen Semi-Truck
  23. The Icy Off-Ramp Choked With Abandoned Cars
  24. The Hall of Collapsed Statues
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 19:   
  • Day End Word Count Total: 4,518
  • Month Total: 165,576/50k
  1. The Goat That Should Not Exist
  2. The Ice That Blinked
  3. Garden Visitor
  4. I’ve only one espresso left in me.
  5. Meltwater and Barefoot Regrets
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 20:  
  •  Day End Word Count Total: 13,014
  • Month Total: 178,590/50k
  1. I Did Not Summon That
  2. Down the Cliff of Doom, Gloom, and Frostbite
  3. Across the Ice-Glazed Beach
  4. It was a dark and stormy night… and Quaraun was pissed.
  5. Tidewater Dreams
  6. The Thoughtful Picnic
  7. Cuddles on the Frozen Dock
  8. A Frosted Whisper on the Cliff
  9. MoonSnail Selection Game
  10. Hoof-Assisted Decoration
  11. MoonSnail Crown Ritual
  12. Decorated Toes and Giggles
  13. MoonSnail Crown
  14. MoonSnail Treasures
  15. Evening Tide Kisses
  16. Glow in the Cove
  17. Triple Tide Snuggle
  18. Foot Rub Under the Moon
  19. Warm Toes, Cold Tide
  20. Pebble Massage
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 21:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 9,645
  • Month Total: 188,235/50k
  1. The Giant Pink Jelly Siege
  2. Spaghetti Storm Scheme
  3. Flaming Pizzas of the Pink Apocalypse
  4. Necromancer Burrito
  5. Pickle Whisperer
  6. Sick Elf Burrito
  7. I Am Not Dying, I Am Pregnant
  8. Strange Pink Bio-Egg
  9. Sneeze of Death
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 22:
  • Day End Word Count Total: 3,101
  • Month Total: 191,336/50k
  1. Mermaid Hair & Other Terrible Ideas
  2. Early Morning Spell Preparation
  3. The Night of Kicked-Out Idiots
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 23:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 3,064
  • Month Total: 194,400/50k
  1. Fire Mites, Fumes, and Fuming Wizards
  2. The River Shanty Soup House
  3. Supply Run on Noodle Beach
  4. The Quest for the Bizarre Ingredient
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 24:   
  • Day End Word Count Total: 14,393
  • Month Total: 208,793/50k - reached 200k on day 24!
  1. Ghost-Lantern Pine Grove
  2. The Wagon Under the Frostbranch Pines
  3. Cliffside Morning Tide Breakfast
  4. Noodle Beach Low Tide Foraging
  5. Noodle Beach Campfire Breakfast
  6. Lightning and Lobsters on a Storm-Tossed Beach
  7. Zombie-Infested Highway Overpass
  8. Rage, Chaos, and the Bandit Parade
  9. Touched the Forbidden Crockpot
  10. Tree Negotiations Failed
  11. The Caravan’s Passage
  12. BoomFuzzy’s World
  13. GhoulSpawn's Burden
  14. The UnSeelie Court's Strength
  15. The Reluctant King
  16. Wrath in the Frozen Pasture
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 25:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 6,907
  • Month Total: 215,700/50k
  1. The Paper-cut Palace of Breathing Shadows
  2. The Lighthouse, Night Frost
  3. Quaraun on the Frozen Beach
  4. The Loom-Room Storm
  5. Silk Workshop Fever
  6. Chaos in the Tavern & GhoulSpawn’s Attempt at Order aka BoomFuzzy Discovers Table Top RPGs
  7. Tidepool Whispers
  8. Frost-Flaked Lighthouse
  9. Snowfall and Tidal Light
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 26:   
  • Day End Word Count Total: 5,367
  • Month Total: 221,067/50k
  1. An Ode to Bum Poetry, Again
  2. They plundered, they burned, they claimed dominion over what could never belong to them.
  3. The Rage of the Fogbeasts
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 27:  (Happy Thanksgiving!)
  • Day End Word Count Total: 4,168
  • Month Total: 225,235/50k
  1. Fizzy Firecracker Fruit Punch
  2. A Day of Delights in Pink
  3. Clams, Chaos, and Pink Tentacles
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 28: 
  • Day End Word Count Total: 7,137
  • Month Total: 232,372/50k
  1. Noodle Beach and The Eggplant Gambit
  2. The Bewildering Bakery of Brambles
  3. Of Silk, Sea, and Shenanigans
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 29:   
  • Day End Word Count Total: 22,832
  • Month Total: 255,204/50k
  1. In the Pink Silk Tent, Quaraun Scribbled Truths While BoomFuzzy Watched
  2. Quaraun Navigated the Loot Trees While BoomFuzzy Guarded the Cliffs
  3. Pink Silk and Frostbite
  4. Roses in the Frost: Breakfast at Noodle Beach
  5. Moonlight on Pink Silk and Custard Chaos
  6. Sequins, Silk, and Silvered Chaos
  7. The Stag Prince of the Frozen Forest
  8. The Day the Shadow Pumpkin Stole BoomFuzzy’s Pie
  9. Shadow Harvest
  10. Hellish Harvest
  11. The Pink Necromancer’s Sandstorm of Lust, Lilac Chaos, and Goat-Math Equations
  12. The Lilac Warlord’s Fudge-Fueled Fight with the Sea Slug Conspiracy
  13. The Pumpkin Patch Lurking Beyond the Jailhouse Wall
  • NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 30:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 16,344
  • Month Total: 271,548/50k
  1. Fudge Puppies, Frostbite, and the Fierce King of Chaos
  2. Five Faces of Trouble & One Pink Necromancer
  3. Setting Up the Food Truck at the Carnival
  4. Carnival of Frost and Fury
  5. The Fog at MoonSnail Cove
  6. Snow Tasting Like Sugar Before Trouble Arrives
  7. Quaraun’s Fog Journal
  8. Pink Snow on Noodle Beach
  9. Pink Snow, Purple Steam
  10. Apple Glitters and Frostbite Kisses
  11. Lip Gloss Freezing on the Cliffs
  12. Frosted Ribbons and Gingerbread Chaos
  13. Fudge Puppies and the Festival Goat
  14. The Fabled Goat of Silent Moor
  • Finished NaNoWriMo 2025 with 271,548 words. 

Everything on this list was written using: The Park Bench Method of Writing

Additional stuff written from November 2025:

National Novel Writing Month 2025 is here, it's my 21st year of doing the challenge.

Links for those wanting to follow along in November 2025 are here:

For those unaware: November is National Novel Writing Month, and traditionally, writers set aside the month to write 50k words in 30 days (which is 1,667 words a day for 30 days) towards a fiction novel draft.

While the month is "novel writing month" (the month to write a fiction novel) writers of non-fiction and fiction formats other then novels also join the fun.

There are many companies who hosts writing challenges and writing competitions, that you can join, or you can just do it on your own.

Every year since 2004 I personally set aside the month of November to write 200k words in 30 days instead of 50k (so 6,666 words a day instead of 1,667). I've reached that goal for 23 out of 25 years. 2025 is my 26th year doing it.

If you'd like to join one of the online groups, just do a Google/Bing/ChatGPT search for "novel writing month writing challenges" and you'll quickly find dozens going on. There's bound to be one that's right for you.

For 2025 I will be tracking my progress via ProWritingAid's NovNov (Novel November).

Looking for my annual NaNoWriMo Prompts and Dares? 

I've been publishing these every year since 2004! 

Looking For The Daily NovNov/NaNoWriMo 2025 Updates?

  • I am doing 30 stories in 30 days, this year, all 30 stories are being published at midnight/end of the day, with final word count updates, for the entire month of November 2025
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(Near) Daily Vlogs can be found on TikTok and YouTube:


Looking For The (near) Daily Drabbles?

I also published two colouring books during NaNoWriMo/NovNov 2025:

And if you want even more to read, here's the links to stories from NaNoWriMo 2024:

This story was written as part of NaNoWriMo 2024

(The goal is 1,667 words a day or 50k words in 30 days)

This year I used the following Daily writing prompt List:

November 2024 — NaNoWriMo Edition — One Word Writing Prompt Challenge
A Month of Writing Prompts (Created for November 2024)

Note: Many of these stories were published with much longer word counts then listed here. The word counts listed here are the 1st draft word counts which were counted towards National Novel Writing Month; however throughout December onwards, these stories were edited, rewritten, and expanded, resulting in the published stories having more words; for example, something listed here as having 1,234 words, might have 5,678 words when published.)

This set includes the following stories:

  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 1:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 1,319
  • Month Total: 1,319/50k
  1. Whispers in the Snowdrift -Word Count: 357
  2. In the Depth of Winter's Grip -Word Count: 461
  3. Drowned Dead Beneath The Ice  -Word Count: 501
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 2:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 1,845 
  • Month Total: 3,164/50k
  1. An Eclipse Looms Tonight  -Word Count: 316
  2. Ritual of The Blood Moon  -Word Count: 1,215
  3. An Eclipse in the Faerie Glen -Word Count: 314
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 3:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 2,445
  • Month Total: 5,609/50k
  1. Beneath Malevolent Stars -Word Count: 1,888
  2. Incandescent Shadows Over Driftwood Bay -Word Count: 312
  3. Under the Firelight's Malevolent Spell -Word Count: 245
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 4:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 8,637
  • Month Total: 14,246/50k
  1. In the Labyrinth of Gloaming -Word Count: 575
  2. Labyrinth of the Endless Wraiths -Word Count: 2,179
  3. The Gloaming Paths of Wraith and Shadow -Word Count: 553
  4. A Path of Twisted Trees -Word count: 4,675
  5. The Summoning at the Lighthouse -Word count: 655
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 5:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 2,975
  • Month Total: 17,221/50k
  1. Intrigue -Word Count: 783
  2. A Pomegranate In The Frozen Wasteland -Word Count: 930
  3. Forest Kings and Their Antler Crowns -Word Count: 1,222
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 6:   
  • Day End Word Count Total: 1,605
  • Month Total: 18,826/50k
  1. Lanterns Over the Faerie Glen -Word Count: 1,605
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 7:   
  • Day End Word Count Total: 7,474
  • Month Total: 26,300/50k
  1. Ancient Coin Hoard Unearthed -Word Count: 2,677
  2. The Cellar's Forgotten Treasure -Word Count: 2,395
  3. The Deadly Summoning of Eldritch Flame -Word Count: 2,402
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 8:   
  • Day End Word Count Total: 5,432
  • Month Total: 33,255/50k
  1. Secret Meeting Hidden Behind Closed Doors -Word Count: 2,040
  2. The Spectral Vessel Adrift -Word Count: 880
  3. Shipyard at Dusk -Word Count: 1,256
  4. Wandering Merchant: The Trader's Cryptic Goods (Part 2 of ShipYard At Dusk) -Word Count: 2,779
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 9:   
  • Day End Word Count Total: 5,480
  • Month Total: 38,735/50k
  1. Shadows at Noodle Beach (Part 3 of ShipYard At Dusk) -Word Count: 1,365
  2. Whispers on the Water -Word Count: 1,212
  3. IkuTursu's Cursed Depths of the Swamp Where Pine Boughs Whisper -Word Count: 1,306
  4. The Terror Bird -Word Count: 1,597
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 10:   
  • Day End Word Count Total: 3,883
  • Month Total: 42,618/50k - I'll reach 50k in about 3 days, so, well before 30 days - at this rate, if I continue this pace, I'll reach 120k in 30 days for NaNoWriMo this year.
  1. The Lighthouse's Glass-Eyed Horror -Word Count: 1,400
  2. The Pink Tent's Unseen Shadows -Word Count: 1,338
  3. Graveyard of Broken Fables -Word Count: 1,145

Other stuff written this week, but it's non-fiction so I've not included word counts:

  1. The 500 Story/Drabble Challenge Progress Update
  2. I just slept through yet another day…
  3. It is 14 years since my stroke
  4. Answering your comments/questions about writing/publishing 10, 20, or more posts a day.
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 11:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 1,651
  • Month Total: 44,269/50k
  1. It's Just a Prank, Goat! -Word Count: 1,651
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 12:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 3,923
  • Month Total: 48,192/50k - should hit 50k tomorrow!
  1. I Need To Feel Safe -Word Count: 2,022
  2. The Book of Tortured Souls -Word Count: 1,901
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 13:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 7,106
  • Month Total: 55,298/50k 
  • -50,000 of Day 13!!!
  1. The Lotus' Silent Prayer on the Sandy Shoreline -Word Count: 2,484
  2. The Lich's Kiss - A Flamboyant Nippers Fruit Salad Yaoi Story - aka An Epic Length Poem About Men With Bananas -Word Count: 4,622
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 14:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 5,033
  • Month Total: 60,331/50k
  1. The Raven in the Hidden Grove -Word Count: 1,310
  2. The Raven's Tale -Word Count: 432
  3. The Thread of Time -Word Count: 506
  4. The Moon Elf's Lament -Word Count: 441
  5. The Silence of the Unseen -Word Count: 440
  6. Moon's fractured mirror,
    ghostly lobsters wail ashore,
    waves gnash bones of ice. -Word Count: 1,012
  7. Velvet Shadows Crawl Beneath the Stars' Gentle Veil -Word Count: 892
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 15: 
  • Day End Word Count Total: 3,508
  • Month Total: 63,839/50k
  1. Jasmine Whispers on Haunted Shores -Word Count: 925
  2. Jasmine Weaves Between Ghostly Threads -Word Count: 885
  3. Jasmine Shadows Beneath a Bronze Moon -Word Count: 1,698
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 16:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 5,560
  • Month Total: 69,399/50k
  1. Petrichor Whispers, Silence Whispers Back -Word Count: 1,093
  2. Petrichor and Plum Tarts -Word Count: 1,008
  3. Petrichor Beneath the Starry Night -Word Count: 1,082
  4. Snowbound Silence -Word Count: 1,112
  5. The Graveyard That Ate the Living -Word Count: 1,265
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 17: 
  • Day End Word Count Total: 1,268
  • Month Total: 70,667/50k
  1. Wind and Hematite on the Cliff -Word Count: 518
  2. You trust that nonsense over a map? -Word Count: 750
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 18:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 8,476
  • Month Total: 79,143/50k 
  1. Wrath of the Sacred Pink JellyFish -Word Count: 4,290
  2. The Moon Elf's Shimmering Silk -Word Count: 2,212
  3. Jibber Jabber Ramblings by the Fire -Word Count: 1,974
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 19:   
  • Day End Word Count Total: 5,008
  • Month Total: 84,151 /50k
  1. The Liminal Mists of Eternal Sorrow -Word Count: 3,112
  2. Sacred Crochet: The Sacred Threads of A Moon Elf's Midnight Rituals -Word Count: 1,896
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 20:  
  •  Day End Word Count Total: 2,079
  • Month Total: 86,230/50k
  1. Maple Syrup -Word Count: 593
  2. Chrysalis of the Enchanted Knotweed Grove -Word Count: 912
  3. Chrysalis, A Poem -Word Count: 90
  4. Lichen, a Poem -Word Count: 91
  5. Drizzling Showers, A Poem -Word Count: 93
  6. Spinach Quiche, a Poem -Word Count: 97
  7. Rejuvenating, a Poem -Word Count: 100
  8. Refreshed, a Poem -Word Count: 103
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 21:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 1,419
  • Month Total: 87,649/50k
  1. Wind Chimes Made of Wood, a Poem -Word Count: 189
  2. Orchard Row, a Poem -Word Count: 99
  3. Contentment, a Poem -Word Count: 100
  4. Maple Sugar Candy, a Poem -Word Count: 98
  5. Thistle, a Poem -Word Count: 98
  6. Cold Grips Orchard Row, a Triple Drabble in 3 Perspectives -Word Count: 450
  7. Conundrum in the Bazaar, a Triple Drabble in 3 Perspectives -Word Count: 385
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 22:
  • Day End Word Count Total: 2,784
  • Month Total: 90,433/50k
  1. The Rain-Drenched Alley, a Triple Drabble in 3 Perspectives -Word Count: 875 (counting the author's context note as well as the story)
  2. Candle, a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf -Word Count: 99 (uses yesterday's prompt)
  3. Autumn Crisp, a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf -Word Count: 100 (uses yesterday's prompt)
  4. Burnt Orange, a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf -Word Count: 100 (uses yesterday's prompt)
  5. Linguine and Blueberries, a Story Poem -Word count: 1,610
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 23:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 2,563
  • Month Total: 92,996/50k
  1. Sunflower, a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf -Word Count: 337
  2. Honey Fresh Dripping from the Honeycomb, a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf -Word Count: 350
  3. Lupine flowers, by moonlight they bloom, purple and blue; a Poem by Quaraun the Moon Elf -Word Count: 572
  4. The Moon's Silver Tears, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 203
  5. The Cloaked Figure Across the Room, a Triple Drabble in 3 Perspectives -Word Count: 659
  6. Love, a Trembling, Tender Thread, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 182
  7. Deep Red Flows, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 187
  8. Roses and Honey, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 173
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 24:   
  • Day End Word Count Total: 3,845
  • Month Total: 96,841/50k
  1. Balmy Late Autumn Heat, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 389
  2. Warm Sand, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 400
  3. Chocolate-Dipped Strawberries, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 177
  4. Feeling: Soft Velvet, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 610
  5. Snollygoster's Return: The UnDead Politician and His Red Hat Wearing Zombie Horde Shambled By -Word Count: 672
  6. The Beauty of a Silk Moth Hatching, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 682 (this one used a prompt for a couple days ago)
  7. Hand Dipping Pink Rose Scented Beeswax Candles, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 302
  8. A Lobster Roll Made All Wrong, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 311
  9. Evil Eggplants Stalking Outside, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 302
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 25:  
  •  Day End Word Count Total: 1,676
  • Month Total: 98,517/50k
  1. Downpour, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 555 — wow — that was unplanned — for people who are paranoid about numbers, I bet that means something.
  2. The Stains of Death Will Not Yield aka Laundry Day in The Lighthouse, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 519
  3. The Book in the Brook and the Minnows Who Found It There, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 306
  4. Mushrooms Bubbling in a Hearty Stew, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 296
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 26:   
  • Day End Word Count Total: 2,203
  • Month Total: 100,720/50k
  • -reached 100k on Day 26!
  1. Chaos in The Lighthouse - Shattered Panes, Shattered Minds, a Kishōtenketsu -Word Count: 2,203 (I wrote a part 2 and a part 3 to that story, but I've not yet started editing them, so I'll not count the word counts until the day they are published.)
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 27:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 6,300
  • Month Total: 107,020/50k
  1. Necromancer of the Parched Sands in the Desert of Diona, a Prosimetrum, featuring The City of Slushies and The Desert of Planet Diona -Word Count: 6,145
  2. Flowers, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 155
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 28: 
  • Day End Word Count Total: 3,059
  • Month Total: 110,079/50k
  1. Angry Ocean Waves at Sunset, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 301
  2. Sunset: A Bleeding Wound Upon The Sea, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 183
  3. Roses on the Beach, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 293
  4. Sunrise Mocks the Aching Heart, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 350
  5. Maybe the stars will sing once more, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 350
  6. Yesterday, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 187
  7. If, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 197
  8. What is Love but Ceaseless Ache?, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 358
  9. Hello, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 322
  10. Kindly, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 334
  11. Rose Quartz Gleams in Tender Delight, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 184
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 29:   
  • Day End Word Count Total: 1,373
  • Month Total: 111,452/50k
  1. Perfumed Whispers, a Drabble Not Drabbleish MicroFiction -Word Count: 117
  2. Threads of Magic, a Drabble Not Drabbleish MicroFiction -Word Count: 193
  3. Graveyard Loom, a Drabble Not -Word Count: 242
  4. Magic Apples, a Drabble Not -Word Count: 287
  5. Clotheslines, Games, and the Village, a Drabble Not -Word Count: 534
  • NaNoWriMo 2024 Day 30:  
  • Day End Word Count Total: 697
  • Month Total: 112,149/50k
  1. BioDome Issues, a Drabble Not -Word Count: 149
  2. Heartbeat Drum Rhythm, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 182
  3. Questions, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 188
  4. Secluded Garden: A Secret Kept, a Cherished Shell, a Poem by Quaraun the Last Moon Elf -Word Count: 178
  • Finished NaNoWriMo 2024 with 112,149 words. 

Everything on this lists was written using: The Park Bench Method of Writing

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Not sure which story to start with?

These here are good places to start, to get a good introduction to the three main characters:




aaa-quaraun-boomfuzzy-ghoulspawn-v12-banner-wboarder-wtextThe Pink Necromancer, Moon Elf silk weaver & merchant: Quaraun on Noodle Beach. His master chef Phooka turned Lich husband: BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. And their on again/off again mad scientist Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Time Travel setting swings back and forth between 40th century Maine after a comet hit the moon decimating the planet, and the 1970s, Maine. Quaraun in the main character, he and BoomFuzzy are a married gay couple. GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
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Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post

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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series

🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸

  • eBook Editions from this series can be found on: GumRoad
  • Kindle, eBook, Print Paperback, & full colour illustrated Hardcover Editions from this series can be found on: Amazon

Meet The Characters

Meet The Characters:

The 3 main characters are the world’s three most powerful mages, each of whom were not born as royalty, but went power crazy and became the three reigning kings of the planet, because no one could stop them. The series is told from their perspective, and thus they are rarely shown as the super villains they truly are, because they do not see themselves as evil.

Here they are:

The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun the Insane: Alien JellyFish who Takes a Moon Elf Form aka The Sacred Pink JellyFish: His 12 foot long hair is made of deadly, venomous Portuguese Man o War-like tentacles.My F2M trans main character, Quaraun, sleeping. Wearing his pink silk gown and with his twelve foot long hair, which is actually thousands of very thin jellyfish tentacles. Quaraun is a male Moon Elf who transforms into a female JellyFish when angry. Art by Wendy Christine Allen. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️

Quaraun is creative, artistic, and melodramatic. He sees the beauty others do not notice. He thinks of creative ways to make art. He is a loom weaver, a glass blower, a poet, and a jewellery maker. When he looks at a plant he sees not only its beauty, but also ways to use it in weaving fabric or dying cloth.

Quaraun, is a small psionic pink jellyfish, who crawled up the nose of a dying Moon Elf, ate his brain, and took over his body. The name of the Elf is unknown. Quaraun is the name of the pink jellyfish, who lives nestled in the safety of the Elf’s hollowed out skull. She grew her tentacles out though his head, to make them look like hair. Quaraun’s glorious twelve foot long hair, is actually thousands of very thin jellyfish tentacles, each of which move on their own like thousands of tiny hands.

Being a psion, the jellyfish can see and hear the thoughts of everyone-living or dead. He can see and hear ghosts and spirits, and people often come to him asking for help with haunted houses or finding lost souls.

But also, Quaraun is persnickety, grouchy, he complains a lot, he’s vain, and has egos for his egos, he’s fussy about getting dirt on his clothes, he’s a germaphobe. He likes things to be perfect and neat. He has a short temper, hits people with his cane, slaps people across the face with his wand, and won’t think twice about punching someone.

He looks like a frail, sickly little waif, so people are often taken off guard by his spit fire temper, and brash in your face personality. Being elderly, Quaraun is in frail health and suffers from frequent fainting spells, and many joint pains.

Quaraun has gold plated prosthetic hands and walks with a cane due to having a lame leg.

Quaraun, who is also known as “The Elf With Crippled Hands”, wears a variety of elaborate prosthetic gloves over his crushed, crippled hands, some with fancy jewels and carvings. His hands were crushed when he was still a child. The stiff metal gloves encase his crippled hands, protecting them. He requires help from BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn to do things like brush his hair, or get dressed, due to his fake hands not being easily movable.

Quaraun uses his JellyFish tentacle hair like limbs, and usually appears to be hovering a few inches above the ground, due to “walking” on his “hair”. He weaves cloth, embroiders, eats, and does anything else requiring hands, with his tentacle hair, not with his hands.

Quaraun is very religious. He prays upon getting up in the morning. He prays before going to bed at night. Quaraun prays over each meal before eating and prays a thanksgiving after each meal before getting up from the table. On the three nights of each full moon, he builds cairns in honour of the Moon Goddess. He bathes at night in the moonlight to absorb the Moon’s power in his twelve-foot-long hair. Quaraun does not cut his hair to honour the Moon Goddess. He wears pink and silver silk robes in honour of the Moon Goddess. Every few hours throughout the day, he stops what he is doing to light pink and silver candles and burn incense in honour of the Moon Goddess.

A high priest of The Di’Jinn Order, he thinks nothing of killing anyone who disagrees with his religious beliefs.

The world’s most feared wizard and most deadly serial killer, he makes his way across the planet, mass murdering rapists and child abusers, and entire cities of people whose justice system allowed rapists and child abusers to walk free. Being a psion, he knows who is guilty and who is innocent, from reading their thoughts, and thus he prides himself in never killing anyone who is innocent and always killing only those whom are truly guilty.

He is highly superstitious, spooks easily, and believes in curses, and feels a dread need to protect himself from curses with offensive hoodoo magic like gri-gri and hotfooting.

Quaraun is an evil Necromancer. He worships the fractured moon, and children run in terror from him.

Though he is the main character, Quaraun is not a hero, and is considered the most evil and most insane, psychotically deranged, narcissistic super villain on the planet.

He practices dark rituals and sacrifices to the moon to ward off the undead lobsters. Quaraun’s favourite drink is absinthe. He also likes poppy tea and NotNog, a type of eggnog made without eggs. Quaraun refuses to eat eggs but will eat fish and dairy. His favourite colour is pink. Quaraun does not eat meat. Quaraun is very short, only five feet six inches tall. He is incredibly arrogant and bosses everyone around.

In later stories, when Quaraun has changed his name to SunTa, he is also mute, from an injury to his throat, which left his vocal cords damaged. After this point in the series he “speaks” using a form or “Morse Code”, via tapping his gold plated fingers on a metal tablet.

Quaraun can look at a river and see the joy of the sparkles the sunlight makes on the surface.

Quaraun can look at a shell and see it as a source of paint pigment.

Quaraun can look at a flower and think of ways to turn it into cloth making fibres.Quaraun as SunTa, King of the Sun, The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets. SunTa no longer has long Rapunzel hair, no longer wears pink, is now living in The Twighlight Manor, no longer believes in the Moon Goddess, sees himself as God, is horribly scarred, blind in his left eye, is mute, and is referred to by his followers as “Mother”. SunTa is a psion with Elder God powers. 3d printed figure designed by Wendy Christine Allen.Quaraun as SunTa, King of the Sun, The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets. Seen here with BoomFuzzy as BlackBird. As SunTa, Quaraun is thirteen thousand years old, and is now old enough to have grown wings. All Elves, Faeries, and Demons eventually have wings if they live long enough. Most grow wings after reaching around two thousand years old.. 3d printed figure designed by Wendy Christine Allen.Quaraun does not appear in every story, all stories on Medium featuring Quaraun can be found here:

Stories With Quaraun

King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn: King of The UnSeelie Court, aka The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley, Lich Lord of Fire Mountain: A Phooka aka A Kelpie-Like Brackish Water Unicorn who takes an Elf-like Faerie Form, but he’s a LichQuaraun’s primary husband, BoomFuzzy (young, and King of The UnSeelie Court). BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, whose true form is a purple unicorn, but he usually takes the form of a black Elf, though being a Phooka/borgat, he is able to take any form of anything or any one and can look like whatever he chooses to look like. Art by Wendy Christine Allen. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️Quaraun’s primary husband, BoomFuzzy (old and with his food truck). An evil warlord in his youth, BoomFuzzy eventually commit suicide, resulting in his soul being trapped in The Swamp of Death. Quaraun became a Necromancer to resurrect BoomFuzzy as a Lich. In his Lich form, seen here, BoomFuzzy became a master chef and travels the decimated ruins of the apocalypse bringing food to the homeless and wasteland survivors. Art by Wendy Christine Allen. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️BoomFuzzy, Lich Form. Often referred to as Antaraz in this form.

Yes, he is an ACTUAL Unicorn. I don’t know why that is such a common question for people to ask.BoomFuzzy, Skeletal Lich FormQuaraun and BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, in his true form, that of a purple pony with a silver horn. Yes, BoomFuzzy is a LITERAL UNICORN. His Humanoid form is a glimmer spell illusion. I don’t know why this question gets asked so often, but it is one of the most asked questions I get from people. “Is BoomFuzzy an actual fantasy creature/horse or his it the LGBTQ-type of ‘unicorn’?”… I’m sorry, but, I haven’t got one iota of a clue what in the heck “the LGBTQ-type of unicorn’ even means.

In case you forgot, I have Kanner’s Syndrome (the type of Autism aka Low Functioning Autistic Savant, seen in the movies RainMan and What’s Eating Gilbert Grape) and so I use correct dictionary definitions of words. I do not know use metaphor, similes, euphemisms, riddles, puzzles, slang, or any other types of hidden meanings. If you want to be all cutsy-wootsy stupid patootsie and slap your clever little slang meanings sex crazed euphanisms onto words, you go right ahead, but don’t expect me to understand what the fuck you are talking about if you do. A Unicorn is a type of mythical creature. A Unicorn is a horse. And I think you got to be pretty damned fucking retarded, a hell of a lot way more retarded then I even am, to not know that the word Unicorn means “one horned horse”. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.Quaraun and BoomFuzzy. BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, is a one horned horse who takes an Elf form because he fell in love with Quaraun, who is an Elf. And in case you hadn’t noticed: I am a 5th generation Mormon, I am also asexual, find sex deplorable, and have never written a sex scene in my life. My series is written for children. My primary reader base are children 12 to 16 years old. So please take your head out of the gutter and stop trying to slap your own sex crazed perversions on to my character. Okay? 3d printed figurine designed by Wendy Christine Allen and printed by HeroForge.

King Gwallmaiic, also known as BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, is the Phooka Lich King with is the King of the Realm of Fae, leader of The UnSeelie Court. In his true form he is a small purple pony with a gleaming silver horn.

Before Quaraun rose to power as The Pink Necromancer, King Gwallmaiic was feared as the world’s most powerful and most evil mage. He is a Phooka, a type of Trickster Faerie who wields mind control magic, illusions, glimmer spells, and is regarded as the most deadly of the Faerie Chefs. While he makes succulent feasts for his friends, he also bakes toxic, deadly, poisonous feasts for his foes.

One should never take food from Faeries in general, but the Elf Eater especially. Unfortunately for his victims, who often find themselves cooked in his meals, the allure of his food is a temptation few have the will power to say no to.

BoomFuzzy is morbid, and sees the dark, gloomy, depressive side of things. He is bold and vulgar, swears often, makes constant jokes, pulls pranks, and is always making people laugh; but his jovial nature is a public front, a mask to try to hide how he truly feels. He is often sad, suffers from depression, and is in need of cheering up.

Being a Lich (a type of ghost) he is prone to think about death a lot and compare everything to the afterlife. He frequently speaks of lost souls and eternal darkness.

BoomFuzzy also has a fierce protective side. He deeply loves Quaraun with an extremely obsessive-possessive nature. He is prone to bouts of jealousy, and he won’t think twice about pummelling anyone who threatens Quaraun.

Though small and blind, BoomFuzzy is much, much, much stronger then he looks. A fierce warlord, and a dangerous Lich King, BoomFuzzy wields ice magic, frost magic, and can control the weather, causing blizzards and storms.

BoomFuzzy has a massive collection of crystal skulls. He believes crystal skulls house immense magic powers. He is power hungry and always on the lookout for gemstones, crystals, amulets, crystal skulls, and magic items.

But as a master chef, food takes centre stage for him. He sees the potential for new dishes to make and tries constantly. Everything reminds him of food. He spends hours testing out new ingredients and trying new recipes. He finds the most joy in life when he is working in his food truck.

BoomFuzzy is legally blind, but has some vision if something is close enough to him. He can make out blurred versions of things if they are about eight inches from his nose. He can see bright colours, can tell day/light from night/dark. Most of the world is a grey blur to him. He frequently requires help from either Quaraun or GhoulSpawn to get around in strange/unfamiliar places.

Due to his lack of vision, he tends to walk very close to Quaraun, relying on Quaraun’s guidance for where to walk in unfamiliar places.

At home in his Gingerbread House, his food truck, Quaraun’s pink silk tent, the lighthouse, or onboard their riverboat, BoomFuzzy generally moves around unaided, with ease, unless someone moves the furniture around without telling him.

After GhoulSpawn joined up with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy, BoomFuzzy is often seen wearing various steampunk/cyberpunk goggles, which vastly improve his vision. They are made by GhoulSpawn, who keeps making new ones in an attempt to improve BoomFuzzy’s sight.

BoomFuzzy’s real name is King Gwallmaiic. He is the King of the Realm of Fae, the King of The UnSeelie Court. He is a black man from Papua New Guinea who grew up in Scotland. His father was a Phooka but his mother was a Human.

He always wears a black silk hakama.

He wears a black and purple plaid tartan great kilt over his hakama, wearing it like a sari wrap and cape shoulder drape. The tartan symbolizes his royal nature, identifying him as a king.

Strangers immediately recognize him as a king because of his tartan. The tartan is a very important part of his heritage and is never used as a rag or apron. He has long grey dreadlocks plaited with purple silk cloutie ribbons. BoomFuzzy is very short, only five feet one inch tall. He is often mean to Humans and sees Humans as lesser beings.

After a comet struck the moon in 2525, causing the ice age to wipe out most all life on Earth, BoomFuzzy marched The UnSeelie Court across the planet, mass murdering every king, president, mayor, town manager and other government official on the entire planet, ultimately crowning himself King of the World, a title he held for 2,000 years.

BoomFuzzy can look at a river and hope to find gemstones in the riverbed.

BoomFuzzy can see a shell and start hunting for more nearby to steam for supper.

BoomFuzzy can look at a flower and feel sad because it will soon wither and die.BoomFuzzy does not appear in every story, all stories on Medium featuring BoomFuzzy can be found here:

Stories With BoomFuzzy

GhoulSpawn The Sheep Demon who was Isekai’d into this world: A Satyr-like Cotswold SheepGhoulSpawn, Quaraun’s secondary husband and BoomFuzzy’s lover. GhoulSpawn’s father was an Electric Eel Merman and his mother was a Sun Elf. He was born an actual baby lamb, and gets progressively more “human like” as he gets older. Art by Wendy Christine Allen. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️GhoulSpawn as The Gremlin, seen here with BoomFuzzy as BlackBird, and BoomFuzzy’s BubbleGum Bunnies and Squirrals. 3d printed figurine by Wendy Chstine Allen.

GhoulSpawn is a Sheep Demon, similar to a satyr.

GhoulSpawn has yellow eyes. GhoulSpawn wears glasses. GhoulSpawn wears a long yellow and orange tie-dyed caftan to hide his digitigrade legs and cloven hooves because Humans are scared of Demons. GhoulSpawn wears a long, floor-sweeping dark green velvet frock coat that is lined with dozens of pockets, each pocket being a bag of holding.

GhoulSpawn is very tall, six feet two inches. He resembles a satyr and has long golden fleece growing from his legs. He has three pairs of sheep ram horns growing from his head, making him look over seven feet tall. Humans are terrified of him because of what he looks like, but he is completely harmless, very gentle, and kind to everyone… and would have stayed that way had he not been beaten up, teased, and bullied by every Human he encountered.

GhoulSpawn is a no-nonsense, high IQ science nerd, brainiac, mega geek. He has a PhD in quantum physics and is the inventor of the time machine and time travel. GhoulSpawn struggles to understand art or literature, seeing them as foolish diversions. He is constantly thinking of mechanical gadgets to invent and build.

GhoulSpawn is always reading or thinking science thoughts. GhoulSpawn enjoys fixing things. GhoulSpawn likes working on cars, especially car engines. He turned his 1974 AMC Gremlin into a time machine.

GhoulSpawn is very shy, very quiet, very soft spoken, hugely anxiety prone, is easily frightened, has severe OCD, and when nervous turns to absentminded kleptomania putting things in his pockets, especially silverware and metal tools, without realizing he’s doing it.

GhoulSpawn is from 1978 and was isekiaed into Quaraun and BoomFuzzy’s 40th century era. GhoulSpawn becomes nostalgic when seeing things from his time period. BoomFuzzy considers things from the past to be silly.

*(ADDED NOTE: It was pointed out that people who do not read Furry Fiction, likely never heard the word isekia/isekiaed before. It is a Japanese word which means “accidentally teleported to an alternate dimension, arriving in place that the teleported character did not intend to go to and did not know existed”. It is a common theme/word/trope in the Fury Genre, the Yaoi Genre, and The Omegaverse Genre, but is uncommon elsewhere.)*

GhoulSpawn’s favourite drink is Moxie soda. He doesn’t drink alcohol. He is a vegetarian and an animal rights activist. His favourite colour is orange.

GhoulSpawn has the most frail mental state and is only few scares away of going psycho deranged megalomanic super villain on the entire planet — which, he does eventually do, when he later becomes the ArchDemon known as Checka.GhoulSpawn and Quaraun, height difference.

GhoulSpawn is a 6'2" Ursiug.

An Ursiug, for those who don’t know Celtic Mythology, is a Welsh Faerie, similar to a Satyr or Faun, except they are a Cotswold sheep instead of a goat or deer.

  • Centaur = half horse, half man
  • Satyr = half goat, half man
  • Faun= half deer, half man
  • Ursiug = half sheep, half man

Ursiugs are stated to be very shy, hide from Humans, wear long green coats to hide their lower sheep half, let their hair grow long and wild to hide their horns, and even go so far as to saw their horns off in an attempt to fit in with Human society.

Ursiugs are a type of UnSeelie Court (meaning solitary) Faerie who does not live in a community of Faeries (Seelie Court).

Hmmm…As I see it used incorrectly often… here is the CORRECT definition:

  • Seelie = trooping, lives in a group or community, in family units, within a village
  • UnSeelie = solitary, lives by themselves hermit-like in the forest

I don’t know why, but for some reason, a lot of writers do not research the actual folklore of my people (I am Scottish). and write a lot of huge inaccuracies about the Fae. Seelie vs UnSeelie is a place where that happens a lot.For some reason, a lot of writers say:

  • Seelie = good, benevolent, angel-like
  • UnSeelie = evil, malevolent, demonic

…and that is just extremely incorrect on HUGE levels of, oh my god, what the fuck did they even research to come up with that shittasticly inaccurate definition of Seelie vs UnSeelie?Once again, as I see it used incorrectly often… here is the CORRECT definition:

  • BOTH Seelie AND UnSeelie, can be good, benevolent, angel-like
  • BOTH Seelie AND UnSeelie, can be evil, malevolent, demonic
  • Seelie Court = trooping Faeries who travel together in large caravan groups on public highways, because they are outgoing, extroverted, and NOT SCARED OF HUMANS
  • UnSeelie Court= solitary Faeries who travel alone and keep to the lesser used back roads, because they are shy, introverted, and SCARED SHITTLESS OF HUMANS

GhoulSpawn is UnSeelie, meaning he is shy, introverted, and avoids Humans.

GhoulSpawn can look at a river and see ways to build a waterwheel to use as a source of electricity.

GhoulSpawn can see a shell and think of a way to turn it into a tool or utensil.

GhoulSpawn won’t even notice the flower, because he’s too busy looking up at the stars and wondering how to build a spacecraft so he can explore other planets.GhoulSpawn does not appear in every story, all stories on Medium featuring GhoulSpawn can be found here:

Stories With GhoulSpawn

GhoulSpawn as Checka — the crazed ArchDemon who declared humanity unfit and blew up the planet. Yep. That’s how the series ends. 3d printed figurine designed by Wendy Christine Allen.Quaraun on Noodle Beach, BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck, GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Art by Wendy Christinne Allen.❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️

  • Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are an elderly, married gay couple, whom have been together for many centuries.
  • GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover, whom they have recently met, after he fell out of a portal into their world. He is from 1970s Maine.
  • Quaraun is a white Persian Moon Elf. He is around 750 years old in most stories. He is a silk weaver, travelling merchant, and psychic necromancer.
  • BoomFuzzy is a black Scottish Fae of the UnSeelie Court. He is around 2,000 years old in most stories. He is the King of the Realm of Fae, turned MasterChef. He owns most of the world’s restaurants and works out of a food truck.
  • GhoulSpawn is a French Quebec Canadian Satyr. He is around 60 years old in most stories. He is a mad scientist who was the inventor of time travel.
  • All three of them have an animal form. Quaraun has a Pink Meanie JellyFish form, BoomFuzzy has a purple Unicorn form, and GhoulSpawn has a Golden Fleece Cotswold Sheep form. Yes. This is the “Furry Genre”.
  • Unless specified otherwise, the story is set in York County, Maine in 40th century far future Earth.
  • This is a Cozy Slice of Life story, that has no plot and simply looks into a single event of a single day, of this gay trio’s life.
  • These stories do not contain sex scenes, but it is understood that the three of them sleep together and have sex with each other.
  • The novels, however, are NOT Cozy and delve into GrimDark.
  • This story supplements a larger set of novels, showing quick events that take place between the novels, and therefore references events and characters found in the novels.
  • If you are looking for the long fully plotted novels and novellas, or the paperback editions, you can find those on Amazon and/or GumRoad.
  • I’m adding this note, because it was brought to my attention that many readers finding the series through Medium, had no prior knowledge of these basics.

(TRIGGER WARNING: I suppose this requires some sort of a transgender trigger warning as Quaraun is a transgender character, something that is not brought up in many stories, as his being transgender is not a plot point, it just happens to be who he is, but that fact gets brought up once in a while, and Quaraun’s transgender nature seems to piss some people off, so here is a warning for the snowflakes who need such things: If you are vile, deplorable, hate mongering, bigoted, self righteous, holier than thou, transphobic dipshit dick, you should probably just walk away now; because the main character of this story is transgender and his existence is just going to upset you.

Quaraun’s transgender state is not mentioned in many stories, and it is never a plot point, but it gets brought up once in a while.

Quaraun is intersex, with both male and female genitals, neither fully formed. He has been pregnant twice in the series and has fathered 35 children over the course of the series.

Quaraun is bi-sexual at some points of his life, due to his own confusion over his identity. Though he is portrayed as gay throughout most of the series.

There are a few stories in the series where he is portrayed as female/her/she instead of male/he/him, due again, to the deep emotional turmoil, embarrassment, shame, and confusion he lives with over the intersex nature of his biological body.

Quaraun’s husband, BoomFuzzy and their lover GhoulSpawn are always portrayed as fully supportive of Quaraun’s transitions throughout the series.

By birth, he is neither fully male nor fully female, but he is better able to pass for male, and so does so.

However, he was initially raised as female, and did not start living life as a male until he was 75 years old, so lived his childhood and young adult years as a female, but in the time period of the series, he is elderly and now living as a male.

The sexuality of the characters is never a plot point in any story. However, some do-goody hyper gay haters have taken it upon themselves to make it an issue in my offline private life, thus the need for trigger warnings like this one.

These same gay haters have been spreading slander both offline and online calling the series “Erotica”, which has resulted in many readers of Erotica to buy/read books in my series expecting Erotica and being deeply disappointed upon discovering that I am a Mormon and I do not write sex scenes, nor do I write sexual plots.

NEWSFLASH: gay does NOT = Erotica.

LIKEWISE: transgender does NOT = Erotica.

ALSO: intersex is a real medical condition and it does not = either “shemale” or Erotica.

  • The real world medical term for the condition Quaraun has is: Bilateral Ovotesticular Syndrome, look it up.
  • I have been writing & publishing this series since 1978 and there was never any issues prior to 2013 when a local minister started transphobic, gay-hating, sex fetish, Erotica rumours about it, which resulted in my infant son’s murder and my becoming paralyzed.
  • I do not appreciate religion crazed hate mongers trying to slap THEIR politics on my series that has absolutely nothing to do with politics whatsoever.

If you came here expecting Erotica, sex fetishes, the sexual objectification of gay men/transgender people/or the intersex medical condition, you are going to be EXTREMELY disappointed.Quaraun, seen here with BoomFuzzy in his unicorn form and GhoulSpawn in his sheep form.Quaraun’s gold plated prosthetic hands can be seen here. They are difficult to draw, so I often do not draw them. Quaraun, who is also known as “The Elf With Crippled Hands” wears a variety of elaborate prosthetic hands, some with fancy jewels and carvings. His hands were crushed when he was still a child. The gloves encase his crippled hands, protecting them. He requires help from BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn to do things like brush his hair, or get dressed, due to his fake hands not being easily movable. 3d printed figurine designed by Wendy Christine Allen.Close up on Quaraun’s pink pupiled blue eyes. This 3d printed figurine is only two inches tall and cost over $200 to have made. The figurines with 2 characters on a single stand cost over $400 to have printed up. They are NOT painted, rather they are 3d printed in full colour. You can make your own over on the HeroForge website. Just know that they are under two inches tall and cost over $200 PER character. HeroForge full colour 3D printing is uberly expensive. On the other hand, these same DnD TTRPG scale minis, can be printed up in grey scale for only around $25 each, and you can paint them yourself. 3d printed figurine of Quaraun designed by Wendy Christine Allen.BoomFuzzy and Quaraun with their crystal skulls. BoomFuzzy’s big fluffy horse tail can be seen in this image. 3d printed figurine designed by Wendy Christine Allen.GhoulSpawn & BoomFuzzy together. 3d printed figurine designed by Wendy Christine Allen.BoomFuzzy The Unicorn in his Unicorn form. 3d printed figurine designed by Wendy Christine Allen.Meet The Setting:

Earth, 40th century.

After a comet hit the moon in 2525, causing a new ice age.

In Maine’s dystopian ice age, the moon is fractured & undead lobsters are serious problems.

While most of the world and everything from the 20th century are gone and forgotten, BoomFuzzy has found the ruins of both The Twinkie Factory in Biddeford, Maine and the Moxie Factory in Lisben Falls, Maine, and both factories have been rebuilt and Twinkies and Moxie are still in production in the 40th century, now being made by Faeries who use undead lobster zombie slaves to run the factories.Noodle Beach:

Formerly known as  Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

In the 40th century it is vastly changed. Erosion has washed away most of the sand, leaving behind granite cliffs towering over 100 feet tall.

Black Tower sits perched on the highest peak. Black Tower is the haunted lighthouse formerly known as The Portland Headlight, and was formerly located in Cape Elizabeth, Maine. See info below about Black Tower for as to why/how the lighthouse moved locations.

Old Orchard Beach, was renamed Noodle Beach in the 40th century, due to the beach being the semi-permanent location of a noodle soup food truck named The Beach Noodle.The Beach Noodle:

A shape shifting 1968 VW Bus, that usually serves as a noodle soup food truck, known for its clam chowder, lobster rolls, whoopie pies, not-nog, and gingerbread cake.

Owned by Faerie Chef, BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, the food truck transforms into a gingerbread house that serves as a candy shop during the winter months when it is too cold to work out of a food truck.MoonSnail Cove:

Formerly known as The Town of Old Orchard Beach at The Old Orchard Beach, Maine.Silent Moore:

Formerly known as Scarborough Marsh, Scarborough, Maine. Silent Moore is walking distance from Black Tower, and is where BoomFuzzy heads to every morning to dig for clams to make clam chowder for his food truck.The glossy ibis in Silent MooreThe Coastal Merchant Trade Route:

Formerly known as The Eastern Trail, it is longer in the 40th century, now starting at The Rupa-Rupa Cloud Forest of Peru instead of Florida, and now ending in Ivujivik, Quebec, instead of Maine.

It takes Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn about 3 years to hike this no longer maintained dirt road.

After the comet strike of 2525, most of the paved highways became unusable, due to zombie infestation (the corpses of the dead, who died in their cars on the roadways at the time of the comet impact; and whom still wander back and forth on the paved roads now in the year 3999) leaving The Eastern Trail as the last usable road along the Atlantic coast.The Pink Silk Tent:

Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn, live in The Pink Silk Tent when they are travelling.

All 3 of them are merchents of a sort. They spend the winter months living at Black Tower, making the items to sell. Then spend the summer months traveling between The GodForsaken City and

Using Dr. Who TARDIS style technology, Quaraun’s Pink Silk Tent is much bigger on the inside. From the outside it reselmes a small puce and fuschisa striped yurt, big enough to seat 3 or 4 peopl. On the inside it is as large as a small 3 bedroom house.The GodForsaken City:

Formerly known as Boston. The GodForsaken City is not actually Boston, but rather a city that was built on top of New Boston; New Boston is the city that was built on top of Old Boston; Old Boston is the city which existed in the 21st century.ZooLock and his Cult of The Sacred Pink JellyFish, seen here walking through the streets of The GodForsaken City.The BioDome:

A huge leaded, stain glass structure that was built by The Diontite Scientists in 2525, after the comet fractured the Moon.

There were once many BioDomes, found in every region of every country, on every continent. Built by an alien race, who arrived on Earth just ahead of the comet, each of these massive stain glass structures contains a city inside of it; the city being a large farming community. Each BioDome was designed to serve as survival bunkers, to keep plants, animals, and people alive during the ice age that would be caused by the comet strike.

Unfortunately, shortly after the comet fractured the moon, strange blue crystals, dubbed The Crystal Plague, started growing every place that comet dust touched the Earth’s surface, and the crystals proved deadly to all who touched them, turning everything they came into contact with to crystal.

While 92% of all life on the planet succumbed to The Crystal Plague, some survived, developing an immunity to it, while others were mutated by it.

The ones who were mutated, became known as Elves, Faeries, or Demons, depending on the type of mutation they were inflicted by.

The infected, developed god-like powers, being dubbed as Mages. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are amoung the Infected.

The dead in these region, rose up as Zombies, Liches, Wraiths, Vampires, and other such creatures.

Now in the year 3999, there are twenty one billion undead roaming the Earth, only seven million survivors, and a fast growing race known as Faeries rising up to take over the planet, welding god like magic powers.

Survivors fled the BioDome regions, and the BioDomes fell into despair eventually become ancient ruins.

The last known, still functioning BioDome sits just off the shores of Noodle Beach, and is owned by Quaraun, who uses Undead Lobsters to run the factory like agriculture operation inside the dome.

This is why while of the planet has no ability to grow fruits, vegetables, or livestock, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn have constant access to vast supplies of fresh produce, allowing BoomFuzzy to have a monopoly on food production and Quaraun to have a monopoly on cloth/fabric/clothing production, while GhoulSpawn has corned the market on sheep and all things that come from sheep, including candles, wool, cheese, and milk.

The BioDome, and it’s allowing them to hold a monopoly over the world’s food and textile industries, is what allowed the three of them to become the three reigning kings of the planet, and Quaraun’s eventually become SunTa The Grand High Emperor, King of The sun.The Bio-DomeThe Glass Forest:

A huge leaded, stain glass structure that was built by The Diontite Scientists in 2525, after the comet fractured the Moon.

Near each Bio-Dome, sits a vast Glass Forest, which defies all logic.

No one cane explain the existance of these alien structures, where trees are made out of leaded stain glass, huge blue crystals grow up out of the ground, and lamp-like trees, towering hundreds of feet over real trees, pulps with alien lights and glow like lamps.

The Glass Forests power the BioDomes, but know one knows how or why.

The Glass forests are the primary source of light on the planet, ever since the dust of the fractured moon blocked out the rays of sunlight from reaching the surface.

Like the BioDomes, nearly all the Glass Forests fell apart centuries ago and now lay in ruins, except for the last remaining Glass Forest at Noodle Beach, which powers Quaraun’s BioDome.The mysterious stain glass structures of The Glass ForestThe mysterious stain glass structures of The Glass ForestThe mysterious stain glass structures of The Glass ForestThe Boston Dig Site:

21st century Boston, now an archeological dig site, that is several miles deep underneath The GodForsaken City.

It is the primary source of all knowledge the 40th century has into Earth’s 20th/21st centuries.Pepper Valley:

Formerly known as Pepperell Mill Valley, Biddeford, Maine; Pepperell Square, Saco Maine; NorthDam Mill, Biddeford Maine, York Hill, Saco; Riverwalk, Saco, Maine; Mechanics Park, Biddeford, Maine; Rotary Park, Biddeford, Maine; Cliffard Park, Biddeford, Maine; and The MERK, Biddeford, Maine.Crystal Caves Beach Entrance:

Formerly known as The Thunder Hole, Acadia National Park, MaineThe Swamp of Death & Witch Hole Pond:

Formerly known as Park Loop Trail and Eagle Lake & Witch Pond, Acadia National Park, Maine

Home of both Baba Yaga and The RiverBoat ManWoman.TOOBE: (pronounced tube):

A sentient AI, built by the mad scientist Checka.One of TOOBE’s surveillance orbs

TOOBE lives in a TV set in a tavern in The GodForsaken City (formerly known as Boston), but has millions of flying orbs stationed all over the planet.

Most people live in mortal terror of electronics, TVs, cars, and computers, because the world’s entire electric grid, internet grid, and all the satellites are full controlled by TOOBE.

Checka who lives in White Rock, has millions of TV screens in White Rock, where he monitors everyone on the last three remaining planets of the solar system. Checka, is GhoulSpawn, now thirteen thousand years old, and has realized he has the power of a god, and has taken over full control of EVERYTHING.

ZooLock (millias old), Checka (13k years old), Gremlin (500 years old), GhoulSpawn (65 years old), and Glinta (15 years old), are all the same person, and all exist on the planet at the same time, due to his tampering with time travel and causing a paradox. Each version of himself has to be careful to avoid contact with each other version of himself.

Checka, originally created TOOBE as a means of keeping track of where each version of himself was, so as to not come into contact with other versions of himself.

Thanks to TOOBE, cars drive themselves and are seen as monsters, wielded as weapons by The Diontite Scientists (the group of fellow deranged mad scientists, lead by Checka).

By the 40th century, most Humans have nearly all become paranoid offgrid extremist survival preppers, living near Medieval lifestyles, armed to the teeth with guns, terrified of doomsday comets, and ready to machine gun the shit out of every car, tv, computer, or hovering silver orb they see.Checka aka 13,000 year old GhoulSpawn, seen here with Toobe. 3d printed figurine by Wendy Christine AllenChecka aka 13,000 year old GhoulSpawn, seen here with Toobe. 3d printed figurine by Wendy Christine AllenMonster Houses:The Twighlight Manor:The Twighlight Manor, by day, looks like a perfectly normal manor house. Quaraun built it after The Battle of Ongadada. It is owned by Quaraun’s grandson Sir Roderic Swanzen. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.The Twighlight Manor by night, turns into a giant crab-like creature, and walks along the coast of Maine devouring tourists on  Old Orchard Beach. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.The White Rock Asylum For The Criminally Insane:The White Rock Asylum For The Criminally Insane. sister house of The Twighlight Manor, it roams Northern Maine terrorizing citizens, the same way The Twighlight Manor does in Southern Maine. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.Black Tower:Formerly known as The Portland Headlight, Black Tower, aka Space Dock 13, is the unstable feral portal responsible for most of the time travel paradoxes to occur on the planet. It is Quaraun’s house during the winter months when snow is too deep to travel. Like The Twighlight Manor and White Rock, Black Tower transforms into a crab like monster and roams the rocky cliffs of Maine eating beach goers. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.Black Tower, monster form.The Blue Monkey:The Blue Monkey:The Blue Monkey, Quaraun’s haunted RiverBoat. Zombie hordes shambling along the shore. I asked Bing’s Copilot Designer AI to illustrate a picture of The Blue Monkey, and after more than 40 failed attempts (because it kept putting the paddle wheel in weird places like on the roof or on the deck) it finally spit out this which, is surprisingly pretty accurate to how the ship is described in the books. Except — why are there American flags on the boat? WTF? It’s the 40th century on an alien planet… uhm… ain’t gonna find no American flags flying in this SpellJammer, time travelling, space travelling, flying star ship that doubles as a riverboat when not flying through the sky. It’s still not quite right. I’ll keep trying and see if we can get a better result.

Ah, this one is somewhat better, still not right, but if you take the 2 boats in these 2 pictures and merge them together, you’d have The Blue Monkey:I asked Bing’s Copilot Designer AI to illustrate THIS STORY: (Blizzard) and this was what it gave me. It kind of looks like The Blue Monkey, buuuut, AI really does not understand where to put the wheel of a paddle steamer — it goes on the back, because it pushes the boat ahead. Yet, AI keeps putting it on the front in these pictures. Other then the paddlewheel being in the wrong place, this is a really good picture, in terms of it is otherwise quite accurate to what The Blue Monkey looks like. The Blue Monkey is partly modelled after The Mark Twain (a paddlewheel steamer riverboat built in 1955 and owned by Disney- which can carry 400 guests), and partly off The Dimillio’s Floating Resturant-a former car carrier ferry cargo boat which as a restaurant ship can carry 600 guests (in Portland, Maine), both of those 2 boats are in the range of around 200 feet long and 60 feet wide, both with 3 decks, and I told the AI to make it look like a blend of those 2 real world ships, but painted blue, and, it actually combined those 2 real world boats to look like how I envisioned The Blue Monkey, really well.I have discovered that Medium has an annoyingly inefficient search system and unhelpful algorithm method of helping readers find anything over a few days old.Meaning, readers have a really hard time finding ANYTHING over 2 days old from ANY writer!

  • And me, I write evergreen topics and fiction; I do NOT write bloggy news articles that have a 2 day shelf life.
  • The Medium system is fine if you are here to read the latest, trending topic, hot fad blog post on whatever news is going on.
  • But if you are looking to read anything published over 24 hours ago, fat chance finding it…

But then I also discovered that if I put a shit ton load of links at the end of my articles, readers liked the ease of being able to find more of my work to read without having to try to get Medium’s search feature to find them.Sooo.. here’s a shit ton load of links to more of my work on Medium. Enjoy!

I have Kanner’s Syndrome (the type of Autism aka Low Functioning Autistic Savant, seen in the…
…but I do not let that stop me from writing novels and getting my books published.medium.com

Why do you write?
Answering a random question.medium.com
All the stories in this set which feature The Blue Monkey, can be found here:

Stories Featuring The Blue Monkey
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All the stories in this set which feature Black Tower, can be found here:

Stories With Black Tower
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All the stories in this set which feature Noodle Beach, can be found here:

Stories With Noodle Beach
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All the stories in this set which feature Etiole, can be found here:

Stories With Etiole
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All the stories in this set which feature ZooLock, can be found here:

Stories with ZooLock
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Stories With The Cult of The Sacred Pink JellyFish
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All the stories in this set which feature The UnDead Lobsters, can be found here:

Stories With The Undead Lobsters
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New to the Quaraun series?Start here: (This page includes “introduction info” about the 3 main characters”):

Encountering ghostly apparitions in the swamp 💟🌸🦄 (A Story Poem set in The Swamp of Death)
-The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane💟🌸🦄| The Ultimate Writing Prompt Index: Tens of Thousands of Writing Promptsmedium.com
…and here 2nd: (This page introduces the world history):

🔆 How do people in your world gain the ability to use magic?
World-building & Magic-building Lore For The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane💟🌸🦄 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️medium.com
…and here after: (These pages give more world lore):

“Today on Wikipedia” Daily Writing Prompt aka The Wikipedia Rabbit Hole Writing Prompt
 — March 31, 2024 — This unexpectedly became a worldbuilding lore post.medium.com

What is the most valuable resource in your world?
What is the most sought-after resource, mineral, object, or item in your world? And why is it so important?medium.com

Why haven’t the magic users taken over the world?
{Worldbuilding/Lore in Quaraun’s world}medium.com

On writing a Trans main character and the use of deadnames & old pronouns
TRIGGER WARNING: We are talking about transgender — if you happen to be a transphobic piece of shit, just go away, we…medium.com

King Gwallmaiic aka The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn.-The
Magictober 2022-Day 1: Villain to Mages or a Villainous Mage (2 years late?) Part 2medium.com

If you’ve never read the novels, those 7 pages are enough character and world lore backstory to give you “base understanding” when reading the Short Stories on Medium.You can find all my Medium Edition Quaraun Drabbles here:

Drabbles — 100 word stories and poems (mine)
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Poetry (Mine)
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You can find all my Medium Edition Quaraun Kishōtenketsu here:

Kishōtenketsu Stories
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You can find all my Medium Edition Quaraun Fiction of other word counts here:

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You can find everything related to Quaraun on Medium on this page:

The Pink Necromancer Index
All of my Lists, Publications, and Stories Featuring Quaraun & Crewmedium.com
Over 100 Medium Writers take part in these Drabble and Twitter Fiction Challenges. Here is a List I made of some of my favourites by others, plus a list for longer short stories too:

Tweet Fiction (by others, not mine)
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Fiction (Not mine)
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Want to write your own Drabbles? Here is the challenge:

Fiction Shorts 2024 Drabble Challenge
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Fiction Shorts Style Guide
Formatting Drabblesmedium.com

NOTE: I have chosen NOT to submit my Drabbles to their publication, because I already have a set of Publications I created for my series, and will put them there:

Quaraun Shorts
Index of all my Quaraun Short Stories on Mediummedium.com

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More Writing Challenges I am Doing on Medium:

Writing Prompts & Challenges (Mine)
Writing Prompts & Challenges that I am attempting on Medium.medium.com

Writing Prompts to Try (Not Mine)
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The Kraken Lore’s Prompts & Challenges, and my responses
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Photo Writing Prompts
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The Ultimate Writing Prompt Index:Tens of Thousands of Writing Prompts
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Writing Prompts & Challenges
A bunch of writing prompts to inspire your writing!medium.com

Gay Pride/LGBTQAI+ Pride Month Daily Writing Prompt Challenge ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️
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As of July 2024, I am now a “Top Writer” in the following categories:

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  • For those unaware, the Quaraun series started out as fanfiction of several things before going on to be it's own thing (most fanfiction things were removed by 1987, and all fanfiction elements removed completely by 2012; from 1996 to 2012 the series was published daily on FanFiction.net, from 2004 to 2010 on MySpace {back when MySpace was a blogging platform}, and from 2005 to 2013 Squidoo). 
  • Over the decades it has featured fanfiction from many things, including: It was a combination fanfiction of 
  1. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  2. Faeries
  3. Rainbow Brite
  4. The Herself the Elf
  5. Rose-Petal Place
  6. Dragonriders of Pern,
  7. She-Ra: Princess of Power
  8. The Love Bug
  9. The Cat From Outer Space
  10. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
  11. Jem and The Holograms
  12. ElfQuest
  13. Splash
  14. The Dark Crystal
  15. Labyrinth
  16. The Smurfs
  17. The Fall of the House of Usher
  18. Dr. Phibes Rises Again!
  19. House on Haunted Hill
  20. Beneath The Planet Of The Apes
  21. AD&D/Spelljammer
  22. Mad Max
  23. Inuyasha
  24. and Don't Starve.
  • Primary among them was the character Lythande by Marion Zimmer Bradley, whom Quaraun’s character is based upon.
  • Before there was Quaraun, there was Lythande by Marion Zimmer Bradly… the FIRST intersex, transgender homeless Gypsy mage, part of The Mists of Avalon series, which spans dozens of books throughout the 1970s & 1980s, all featuring an intersex, female to male mage main character .
  • Lythande started out as a series of short stories in magazines in the 1970s, and was later complied into a collection in the 1980s. After Bradley’s death, several unpublished Lythande stories were found and her granddaughter published “The Complete Lythande” which includes everything she wrote, including the previously unpublished stories, which remain unedited and unfinished.
  • After publishing the first Lythande story, Bradley issued a letter to her fans, that Lythande was without copyright and “open world” and invited fans to write more stories for the series. I was one of the fans who answered this.
  • When the Bradley lawsuits and court cases rocked the literary world a few years later, I unpublished everything featuring Lythande and the world, and changed all characters and world to OC ones, republishing them, in what is now The Quaraun series.
  • For those unfamiliar with Lythande it was the first mass market produced book to feature a transgender main character.
  • Lythande at the time of it’s publication was one of the most controversial, most hated, most boycotted, and most banned book of the era — due to it being the first TRADITIONALY PUBLISHED by one of the “Big Four” publishing houses, to feature a TRANSGENDER main character.
  • Lythande is a lesbian female, who lives in a part Medival, part ancient Persia, part modern space traveling CyberTech world dominated by woman hating men -who are mass murdering females at alarming levels in an attempt to rid the world of the evil that is women. Lesbian women are the primary target in this nightmarish dystopian world where the LGBTQAI+ community is being massacred in a dictator decreed genocide. In order to help her fellow lesbians gain their rights and freedoms, Lythande goes undercover as a man to infiltrate The Blue Star Warriors, a group of male mages who control the world’s magic. She becomes the most powerful mage of all time across all dimensions, but when the leader of The Blue Star Warriors discovers she is a woman, he curses her. The curse forces her to live the rest of her life as a man, including, she is no longer able to have sex as a woman, literally turning into a male with a penis whenever she tries to have sex with her female lover; additional she is cursed with immortally and lives for thousands of years, falling in love with hundreds of women, and never able to be with any of them as a woman… 
  • unfortunately… like Firefly, the series remains unfinished, because the author died before she finished writing it, so, we never find out how the series would have ended.
  • My Quaraun books, take that exact same premise and run with it on a full blow ‘What if?”
  • — I do highly recommend you read Lythande, if you want to gain a full ‘lore background” on the lore behind my Quaraun series :

The Complete Lythande (Amazon Affiliate Link)
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Index of the Quaraun short stories on GumRoad

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On Medium:

An Index of the more than TWO THOUSAND Quaraun Short Stories on Medium

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On Vocal:

Index of the Quaraun short stories on Vocal


On Notd:

Index of the Quaraun Short Stories on Notd


On OnlyFans:

Index of the Quaraun Short Stories on OnlyFans

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Pink Necromancer Merch: On CafePress:

An Index of the Quaraun Merch on CafePress


Pink Necromancer Merch: On Zazzle:

Index of the Quaraun Merch on Zazzle


Not Quaraun:

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