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What would happen if an Elf adopted a Human baby? 

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What would happen if an Elf adopted a Human baby? 

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I am answering random questions today about world building, over on Reddit and decided to take my answers from there and expand upon them even further over here. So that's what this page is. Me rambling on about various aspects of world building techniques I use when writing the Quaraun series. The questions I am answering are embedded here. Clicking the link in the embedded question will take you to the original Reddit page where you can see the original answer along with other people's answers. If you wish to comment, you can do so on the Reddit page where a place to do so is provided.


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What would happen if an Elf adopted a Human baby? 

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Very difficult to answer this the way it it worded, as it asks what the species as a whole would do, but, like Humans in our real world, each species in my world has dozens of races, then each race has doesn of ethnicities. Each ethnicity in turn has dozens of cultures. Not to mention each culture has dozens of religions. Then you have family traditions, variations in region/geography/weather making each group different depending on where they live, etc. On top of that you have very individual people who are going to do different things within a single family.


Take my main character for example: When given a Human child to care for, he'd take it into his family and treat it as though it was his own, never paying attention to the child being a Human, as things like that do not bother him. On the other hand, give that same Human child to his father, and he'd kill the baby outright, just for the sin of being Human. So there you have a father and son, both the same species/race/ethnicity/culture and you'd get two very dramatically different reactions.


So for me the answer depends more on the character specifically, then the species/race in general.


There are some who have traditions that would affect their reaction to the child strongly of course. For example, Humans are very violent and prone to wars and racism. Because of this, most Elves avoid Humans. Humans say this is the Elves being arrogant, when in fact it is the Humans themselves being arrogant and thinking they can push others around, take their land, force them to adopt Human religions, etc. The Elves have seen the destruction and violence Humans do and they are afraid that the Humans will kill their families or make them slaves, thus resulting in the Elves making laws forbidding contact with Humans out of fear for their safety and a desire to protect their families. This however does not mean that the Elves would not take in a Human child or would treat it poorly. Most Elves however would be hesitant to take in a Human child, fearing that should Humans ever arrive in their village, the Humans would accuse the Elves of having kidnapped the child and raze their village.


But there are so many types of Elves each with their own traditions that it is impossible to be general. For example, the least likely to take in a Human child, would be the Moon Elves, as they are fanatical self-superiority radicals who wouldn't even take in a non Moon Elf race of Elf, let alone a Human. On a different extreme, Blood Elves are feral Elves who roam like a pack of rabid wolves - to them the Human child is dinner, because EVERYTHING is on the menu. On the other end of the spectrum is Wood Elves who often live among Humans and would welcome a Human child as though it were their own.


Then there are Faeries. Some Fae races, Phookas and RadCaps for example, eat Humans and wouldn't think twice about roasting a Human baby for supper. Yet, even within that group, you find a few "Human Rights Activists" who preach that Humans are sentient beings with feelings and should not be eaten. One of these activists may well take a Human child to raise it just to prove to their people that "See? They don't just mimic us, they have intellect and feelings, just like we do." While other races of Fae, such as Gnomes and Dwarves, may see the child as farm/mine labour. The child would be treated well, but would also be more or less a servant not a member of the family. Flower Fairies would likely welcome the child as family, but they are a bit ditzy, so may forget to care for the child because they were too busy dancing in a Fairy Ring. Also as Fae age differently, they frequently go a year or more between food and sleep and may not realize that Humans eat and sleep every day. Fae know very little of Human ways and so even a friendly Fae, though well intended, they may inadvertently kill the child unintentionally, not realizing Humans require certain things to survive (food, sleep, etc.) 


(Elves btw are a type of Fae, but they consider themselves different by virtue of being civilized and living in houses, rather them running around naked in the forest the way most other Fae do. Elves also consider Gnomes and Dwarves separate, because they live in houses and wear cloths.  So they get classified as separate, but all 3 are still just various denizens of Fae..)


The main character is a Moon Elf, so, let's go with a Moon Elf to answer your questions as I know what he would do better than anyone else, and in fact there is a novel in the series where he comes across a Human village that has been razed. He an his companion look for survivors and find a baby, which they attempt to raise, but they only have it for a few weeks, before they arrive in another Human village and the Humans assume they kidnapped the baby, so beat them up, toss them in prison and take the baby away from them. He had intended to keep the baby and raise it as his own. He has raised children before, as he had 4 children himself, but his children were murdered when they were around the ages of 6 to 10 (all 4 died the same day.) So when he found the baby, even though he is a Moon Elf (the super radical race mentioned above) he is still in mourning over the deaths of his children, whom he loved very much and dotted on. Finding the baby, it's family all dead, he immediately took it seeing it as a replacement for his own dead children, and the fact that it was a Human did not cross his mind at all.

* I am a human child who has been adopted by one of your non-human races. What is my childhood like?

Quaraun is a vagabond wizard, something he became after the deaths of his children. He had previously live in a "castle" which was more of a castle-like carving on the front side of a mountain, his family living in the cave system which had been decorated like a palace. After his family died he started walking aimlessly across the world, basically going from tavern to tavern. 

Upon finding the baby, he and his companion began discussing finding a place to setting down, but continued to travel while caring for the infant. Realizing the baby was not yet weaned, they went to a whorehouse looking for a Human wet nurse to travel with them and breastfeed the baby.

Quaraun, having killed a dragon and now possessing it's hoard, is extremely obscenely wealthy. He is likely the wealthiest person in the universe, let alone on the planet, but he can not count, and has no concept of how to use money, so is blissfully unaware of the true wealth he is in possession of. While he knows he can head to the volcano to get gold when he needs it, he rarely thinks he needs it. If often travelling penniless, and when he does have gold with him, tends to spend it on super flashy impractical things. While he wanders the world often sleeping under bridges like a homeless bum, he also spends money like it grow on trees and frequently runs out of what he has on hand and has to return to the volcano to get more. This would result in you living like you were poor as dirt, often begging for food from taverns, but at the same time, dressing like royalty and having every toy you ever wanted. 

Because both Quaraun and the half-Demon like prostitutes quite a lot, and if the option is available will rent a room from the local whoehouse rather then an inn, you will often find yourself and your siblings spending a lot of time with the children of prostitutes as your playmates.

Quaraun travels in a mini caravan, with all his male lovers, female wives, his various children, his pets, and his livestock with him. You will walk 10 or 12 miles a day, most nights sleeping in the big pink and fuchsia striped circus-like pavilion tent that Quaraun sets up along the roadside. Your life style will be very similar to early medieval Persian lifestyle (900s era).

You will travel long distances each year, encountering dozens of races and cultures along the way. You'll be well versed in diplomacy and interacting with all the region's cultures. You'll often travel along side bigger caravans or merchant groups, frequently travelling in the company of circuses, carnivals, and side shows.

* What will my relationship with my adopted parents be like?

Being raised by a High Elf adoptive father, you would have had multiple parents caring for you. His family was made of of his having the following spouses (listed in the order he married them):

  • * a female Moon Elf (died same day as her 4 children)
  • * a male Faerie (Phooka)
  • * a half Elf (half Demon)
  • * a female Human
  • * a female half-Elf (half Human)
  • * a female Frost Elf

With the exception of the female Moon Elf, all will share in raising you.

The Phooka (a Faerie) would have been indifferent to you (emotionally distant from you) as he does not like children, but he would also have helped in raising you. And would have been very protective of you, because he is naturally very protective of his family. He is bluntly truthful, overly brash, and says whatever pops into his head without thinking of if he should say it or not, so if you said to him: "Does this dress make me look fat?" He'd blurt out: "It makes you look like a pregnant pig."

Then he'd stare at you blankly wondering why you were crying your eyes out as he was not trying to be mean and would not understand how he had upset you. He likely would have been telling you the dress was ugly, but the way he said it made you feel he was calling you ugly. He would not have been trying to hurt your feelings and would have thought that by telling you the truth about the dress was him being helpful.

Fae have difficulty understanding Human emotions. They also don't understand the way Humans use lies to make each other feel good. Thus why he would not have said: "That dress looks super on you." You will likely find yourself constantly at odds with him, as a result of his inability to understand how Humans interact socially. At the same time, if danger came, he's the one who'd be there to pound the threat to a pulp and fiercely protect you from harm.

This particular Faerie is over 2,000 years old and generally sees Humans the same way most Humans see ants (short lived and useless). When Quaraun was adopting you, it is the Phooka who likely would have been against the adoption and would say things like: "It's pointless to keep it. Their lives blink out faster than candles."

He refers to Humans as "it" not "he or she" as he does not think of them as intelligent or capable of higher levels of emotion. He would have made a big fuss over your being brought into the family, and spent the first few weeks taking every opportunity to complain of your existence. However, once he got used to you around (which would take a couple of months) he would quickly 

The male Elf/Demon would have also been emotionally distant, but that would be because he's a bit absent minded and tends to get lost in what he's doing. He's somewhat of a scientist/alchemist/nerd and loses track of time easily when working on one of his projects. He would care about you, but you'd likely be uncertain if he even knew you were there as he is not good at showing emotions (this due to his being part Demon and Demons being not over good at showing emotions). He would feel to you, as though he was cold and uncaring, even though, he would in fact love you very much and not be aware that his feelings for you were not being well conveyed. He's likely the one you'd feel most uncomfortable around.

The female Moon Elf would not have liked you. She barely tolerated Quaraun, knowing that he was a half-Elf sympathizer. Their marriage was arranged by his parents and neither of them wanted to be with they other. They barely tolerated each other and only bedded together enough times to produce heirs. She gave birth to 2 sets of twins - 2 girls, then 2 boys. After the birth of the male heirs, Quaraun's parents stopped fussing and he went back to his Faerie and half-Elf lovers, while letting his Moon Elf wife go back to her High Elf lovers. Their marriage was a facade for public appearances only (due to Quaraun's uncle being the king). She was a terrible person, often invited her lovers over and laughed while they beat up her much smaller and weaker husband. She was in the habit of publicly humiliating Quaraun. He would have loved her had she not treated him like scum. As for you? Like the wicked step mother of Cinderella, she would have made your life a living hell. Quaraun's adopting a Human child would have had her becoming more abusive of him, and she would have abused the child as well. You are lucky she died before you were born as she was extremely radical in her hatred for all things not Moon Elf. It is in fact her radical hatred for non-Moon Elves that was what pushed Quaraun into seeking non-Moon Elf lovers.

Likewise the Frost Elf would largely ignore you. She cares only about her own son. Another forced marriage, she does not like Quaraun. While Quaraun tries t please her, she largely ignores him. Her son is much younger then the others and is often referred to by the twin boys as "our baby brother". They almost never use his name always addressing him as "Baby Brother" like that was his name. The 3 boys, in spite of the age difference are very close knit and inseparable, even into adulthood. As can be seen from this relationship, the children did not care that 2 were half-Elves and one an Elf. Children do not notice things like race unless it is taught to them by racist parents and as Quaraun is very much not racist, his children never really notice that they are all different races or that each of their mothers are different races, or that they have 3 fathers and 4 mothers, instead of 1 mother and 1 father the way most other children do. Likewise they would not have noticed that you, a Human was different. You would have been just another child in their group, with no thought to the fact your were Human.

The Human and the half Elf wives would both have shared raising you, as these were the two with highly maternal instincts. The Human wife died young, killed by soldiers passing through. Her death left Quaraun heartbroken. He was not in love with her, but cared deeply for her. He had rescued her/hid her from an abusive husband who had beaten her and killed her unborn baby. Quaraun took her in, initially to let her have a place to stay while hiding from her ex husband, but she was so depressed over the loss of her baby that Quaraun feared she'd commit suicide, thus kept her as part of his family and bedded with her only to give her a baby to replace the one that had died.

Quaraun himself would have been the one you were closest to. He is a very good father and is constantly with his children, telling them stories and playing games with them. He's happiest when he has his children gathered around him, on his lap and hugging him, while he reads to them. Quaraun is quite immature, often acting very childish. This makes him not good at discipline, thus you'd easily get away with staying up late, missing school, eating candy instead of food, and he'd likely encourage these bad behaviours, not realizing he was doing so. He is prone to thinking in terms of keeping everyone happy, so if you fussed over going to school, to the point he feared you were being bullied, he'd simply let you stay home, feeling that your emotional well bearing was more important then an education. Quaraun tends to take a very "mother hen" loving stance when it comes to his spouses and children. 

* If I have any siblings, what will my relationship with them be like?

He married a Human, fathering a daughter with her (though the novel says she had 8 children by him, it does not list their genders or mention them specifically), also married a half-Elf (half-Human) fathering 2 sons (a pair of twins) with her, and also married an Frost Elf fathering a son with her. He would not have treated any of the children any differently, loving all of them equally and the siblings were all have been very close, regardless of the varying races among them, and so the Human baby would have also been very closely bonded to the other siblings.

Also, as mentioned, he does occasional use prostitutes and has many children of various mixes races from this as well. An exact number is never given, though one novel does state that he "fathered 37 illegitimate children with prostitutes" and there is frequent mention of the fact that he returns to certain whorehouses multiple times a year to check in on his children by the various prostitutes to see if they are in need of anything. While rarely in their lives, he does pay the mothers large sums of money so they can provide for the children he fathered.

In the case of the prostitutes, when/if he learns they've had his child/ren he offers to marry them and bring them into his family, but these women tend to be very independant and not seeking a husband or married life and thus decline his offer. 

As such you would often anticipate visiting your siblings who do not live with you. As Quaraun often stays longer at these locations then he normally would stay, due to a desire to spend time with his "additional" children, thus giving you several more children to play with.

* How will my adopted family's psychology and biology affect my childhood?

Because Humans and Elves come from common ancient ancestors that evolved differently, Humans and Elves are therefore biologically similar. Elves are smaller than Humans, have strong psychic abilities, and have long pointed ears (Quaraun's ears are 12" long). Humans are taller, more muscular, and stronger then Elves. Elves are better at thinking. Humans are better at fighting. Elves live around 750 years, Humans around 100 years.

Because of the common ancestry, Elves and Humans are sexually compatible and do intermarry and reproduce. Half Elves are a common thing to encounter. Because of this you'll not find it difficult to be raised by an Elf - meaning, you'll fit in well with the family and not "stick out" or look overly different. You'll likely be a few inches taller then any your siblings or parents, and be larger boned, beefier muscled, and get lower grades (though the lower grades is because they get higher then average grades.)

Humans tend to be very pro-straight, 1 man + 1 woman, relationships. LGBT and poly exist in Human culture, but they are rare. Whereas Elves tend to live in large bi-sexual poly-marriages, with one male Elf having many male and female spouses, and all of them each being the lovers of each other. So you'll be raised in a much more sexually liberal mindset in regards to marriage and relationships, then what you would have been raised with in a Human family.

Humans have lots of armies, fight lots of wars, love their weapons, and are over all very violent. Whereas Elves did not develop weapons, have no armies, and are appalled at the thought of wars. Humans are always building bigger, more destructive machines, while Elves are always looking for ways to preserve forests and save plants and animals. Humans get obsessed with building strength and muscles to be better able to beat up others. Elves are always pouring over books and reading literature and studying magic. So, as a Human being raised by Elves, you'll likely grow up to become what the Humans would call a "A nerdy New Age, tree hugging, nature loving hippie" and will likely be beaten up and bullied by other Humans, as Humans in general see these traits as bad.

* What's the most likely way for an adopted child to die?

If no outsiders ever intervene, you'll likely live a long, healthy, happy life. Staying with your family your entire life. Any spouses or children of your own you have, will be brought into the family unit and all of the families continuing to live in one large group. If you do move out to start a new family unit, you'll likely stay close by and travel as a second group with the first.

If you died young, it'd likely be from war. The land is hostile right now. Armies are marching through the land. Villages are being razed frequently. Quaraun avoids war zones and tries to keep his family as far away from the warring Humans as possible. He doesn't know what they are fighting about and he doesn't want to know. He just want to keep his family safe and as far away from the soldiers as possible.

Elves are becoming very rare. Entire Elven villages are being burnt to the ground. Human soldiers are in the habit of taking Elves as slaves and torturing and raping them to death. Quaraun was himself captured previously and his now fearful for the safety of his family. As the armies are moving all the time, Quaraun is constantly taking down the tent and moving his family to new locations every week or so. He rarely stays in any one location more then 2 weeks.

If you died young, most likely it was because your family was captured by the Human soldiers. They wouldn't stop and look to see that the baby/child was Human. They'd just see that the parent was a non-Human. Elves are very peaceful, having no armies, no warriors, no fighters, no soldiers, and no weapons. They do not fight when attacked and instead grab their families and run.

When you do die (f they didn't die with you) your whole family unit will deeply mourn your death, grieving for many weeks, but Quaraun will be the one hit hardest by it. He will become deeply depressed and stop eating, staying by your grave for weeks. He is very emotional and does not deal with death well. His family was once much larger than it is now, he had many siblings and extended relatives living with him. Every one in his village is dead now, he is the last surviving full blooded Moon Elf, and the adults and children listed previously are the only survivors of his family. He's already lost more then one person should have to bare. He desperately clings to what little of his family is left and is terrified of staying in any one place, for fear of losing the rest of them. Even though you were not an Elf, your death would hit him hard.


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I am wondering why has Amazon moved the Quaraun books to the category "Transgender Romance" and also "Gay Erotica"? The base story is a deeply depressed, suicidal, drug addict Elf who's lover commit suicide and he's trying not to do the same. It's an old Elf in a tavern, monologuing a lot of flashbacks and back story scenes of his youth. These stories are dark, bloody, angsty, full of drug use, murder, rape, Medieval torture, mental/physical/emotional abuse, and references to depression and suicide - no romance in it, unless you count the occasional (and usually brutally violent) rape scenes that show up in nearly every volume - sorry - no clue what Amazon is thinking or why they moved these to Romance and Erotica, but these books are NOT even close to being Romance or Erotica on any level at all. When I published these books I put them in "Dark Fantasy" and "Yaoi". If they show up in any category other then "Dark Fantasy" and "Yaoi", it's because Amazon put them there without my authorization or approval.

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The 4 door white truck continues to sit at the end of my drive way (146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine) near every night around sunset, reeving it's engine and squealing it's tires, with the driver yelling anti-gay threats and obscenities out the window. He continues to do the same thing at my dad's apartment building (Biddeford Maine) a few times a week, usually in mid to late afternoon time. He continues to follow me to shopping to various stores in various towns throughout the states.

Phrases he yells from the truck include:

"Kill or be killed remember Saco Shaws all transsexuals are alike"

"I keep a gun under the seat of my truck, I'm gonna use it to shoot you in the head, you transvestite freak"

if cars are going by he yells to them: "that thing is Ken's son, look at how's it's dressed; it's insane, it has autism, we can't allow that thing and it's gay cars in our family friend town of Old Orchard Beach"

He often babbles deranged ramblings about something he calls "the gay-pocalypse", raving lunacy about how "all the gays are gathering" on his doorstep. He raves some crazy nonsense about how Armageddon is coming and the war to end all wars will be "the gays against the Christians" and Christians have to be ready to "kill the gays"

My car is the Autism Awareness Car and had 2.5million marbles glued to it (I have Autism - savant - Kanner's syndrome) he claims tat my car "is gay" because of what it looks like. My car has been vandalized several dozen times, including to have the tires slashed 7 times in 6 months.

After dark often around 10PM, he stands at the end of the logging road across the street from me and shoots at my motohome (in February 2014 he shot holes in my neighbour's barn while doing this). I have video footage of 3 of his shootings at me here:  https://youtu.be/NUebzJ9sz9U and here: https://youtu.be/C4dZbgG-Smw

This has gone on since August 2013 now, in addition to all the vandalism, hate crimes, pet beheadings, etc that has happened, including the bomb that blew up our house in 2006.

As you know, that whole time I had not been able to get a plate number on the truck. He as just here again, and I just realized why I could not get a plate number... there are no plates on the truck, either on the front or on the back. However, as he was driving away today... I noticed, there is a plate, stuck up in the back window of the truck, where it can barely be seen, deliberately obscured from view behind a silver tool box.





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  77. A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond | Summoner of Darkness
  78. An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  79. Markiplier Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie Play Resident Evil 7
  80. Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole (Includes NSFW 18+ CBT Yaoi scene)
  81. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
  82. Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
  83. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Going North To Head South
  84. An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer
  85. Aspergers is NOT Autism
  86. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  87. Summoner of Darkness: GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
  88. The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin
  89. The Lich's True Form Revealed | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  90. Using work you already started for national novel writing month?
  91. World-building In The Quaraun Series: Creating a Fantasy World
  92. Books in Vacationland 2017
  93. BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell
  94. Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
  95. Santa's Floating Dead Body | A Scene From The Summoner of Darkness
  96. The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death
  97. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 2 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  98. What vlogging equipment is needed to get started as a YouTube vlogger?
  99. April 2015 Update: Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach: The Kidnapped Cats
  100. Betta Fish Aesthetic on Pinterest
  101. Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
  102. Life As A YouTuber: How To Earn An Income From Making Videos
  103. Making YouTube Videos: How did you decide what content to make?
  104. Page 4 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  105. Twighilight Not Twilight
  106. YouTube Index
  107. Amphibious Aliens: My health since the stroke and Etiole . . .
  108. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
  109. Average Typing Speed
  110. Custom Leggings - Designs By EelKat
  111. Ernest Hemingway Style of Writing Literary Fiction Used In Epic Fantasy Novels
  112. Google Flagged Your Site! What To Do? (Help For Web Masters)
  113. How valuable is a writer’s group?
  114. Lives Destroyed: Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update
  115. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Santa's Letter To Satan
  116. Summoner of Darkness: Quaraun Meets The Gremlin
  117. The Terrorists of Old Orchard Beach Put My Dad In a Coma
  118. Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
  119. What Is This Site?
  120. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
  121. City of The Slushies | Chapter 1 | Quaraun The Insane
  122. Creative Writing Story Prompts: September 2017 Edition
  123. Dungeons and Dragons: The Joys Of Calculating Gold Weight In AD&D 2ed
  124. Fabric Designed By EelKat
  125. My Fave YouTubers Play: Dream Daddy - The Yaoi Dad Dating Sim Otome Game
  126. Necromancy: How will resurrection affect society as a whole?
  127. Page 7 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  128. Pink Flowers Aesthetic on Pinterest
  129. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 12 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  130. What will a traveler encounter on the roads in your world?
  131. Are you insane? Am I? Let's Find Out...
  132. Becoming A Better Writer: How to write interesting dialogue.
  133. Character Creation
  134. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
  135. Elves, Drugs, and Opium: A Look At The Drug Use In The Quaraun Books
  136. How To Stay Motivated To Write | Writing Fantasy Books
  137. Jewelry Fashions in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  138. Keyword Marketing - What to do when your best keywords are low demand
  139. Magic Systems and How to Build Them | Writing Fantasy Books
  140. NaNoWriMo Overachievers: How did you do it?
  141. Quaraun Cover Art Gallery | Fantasy Novel Book Cover Art
  142. Quaraun The Insane : Zebulon's Captive: The Last of The Moon Elves
  143. SEO Advantages of Embedding YouTube Videos On Your Website
  144. Summoner of Darkness: A Tavern Scene - Chastity Cages, and Whores
  145. Summoner of Darkness: The Return of ZooLock (free to read online)
  146. Twighlight Not Twilight Part 2
  147. Vanishing Books Update - Why 27 of my books were deleted off Amazon
  148. What is a God in Your Universe? | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  149. Writing Maine: How To Write About Maine Life Accurately
  150. What the Ocean Gives Me (How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing)
  151. City of The Slushies | Chapter 14 | Quaraun The Insane
  152. February 10, 2008 - Harassment Continues in Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  153. How does a bestselling book become a bestseller?
  154. Marriage in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  155. People are not interested in long winded copy
  156. September 26, 2017 - The Latest Attack By The KKK on The Thinner Gypsies
  157. Spending Money To Make Money Online? Should You Do It?
  158. Summoner of Darkness: The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness
  159. Summoner of Darkness: The Map of The Town (novel free to read online)
  160. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt GOTY | Completionist Run: Episode 01
  161. Trespassers: April 2007 Updates
  162. Turning Scenes, Into Stories & Writing Travelogue Style Fantasy Books
  163. Where To Get Endless Ideas For Short Stories, Novels, and Articles
  164. Writing Controversial Books: Political Correctness & White Supremacists
  165. Are Bad Reviews Good For You?
  166. Branding Yourself While Avoiding The Scams | EelKat On Content Writing
  167. Child Sacrifice in Fantasy Novels | Writing Fantasy Books
  168. How to Handle Writing Fantasy-Horror That Features Violence Against Children
  169. How would you explain your Fantasy world to a stranger?
  170. Page 6 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  171. Summoner of Darkness: HellBorne The Evil, Lord of Black Tower
  172. The return of Friends Are Forever - Banned and Burned it's about to be reborn!
  173. Why do Lovecraftian beings come to earth?
  174. Writing Prompts Syndrome?
  175. Autism = The Crazy Cat Woman of Maine
  176. Autism: Understanding what is really going on inside the child’s head.
  177. But what exactly IS a full time income?
  178. Content Marketing & writing: How I write content for my website
  179. Do you write a novel start-to-finish?
  180. GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: How To Kill a Lich
  181. How is it that the church leaders are claiming you do not pay tithes?
  182. How To Write A Novel: In what order do you create your world?
  183. I loved my children but I loved BoomFuzzy more | From Quaraun The Insane
  184. My Two Favorite People: FarDarrig and The Baby That Never Should Have Been
  185. Need help writing characters of color | EelKat on racist white readers
  186. Quaraun and the Amazon Adult Filter
  187. Quaraun GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: The Lover's Triangle
  188. Summoner of Darkness: Where Are You Hiding That Horse?
  189. Tired of people who don’t care. :( Tired of the harassment. :(
  190. What would happen if an Elf adopted a Human baby? | Writing Fantasy Books
  191. Page 10 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  192. Page 3 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  193. Page 8 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  194. SCRIPT FRENZY 2010: I WON! & Psycho Stalker Attacks
  195. Wristlets, Wrist Bags, Mini Clutch, Cosmetic Bags, and Designer Mini Purses
  196. Writing Your Novel: Do you save chapters as individual files?
  197. Are old AD&D adventures still any use to current players?
  198. Autistics Have Feelings Too & Diverse Books Rant
  199. Be True To You: YouTube Gamers: "Faking" a personality until you make it?
  200. City of The Slushies | Chapter 10 | Quaraun The Insane
  201. HEA in Erotica (Should You Write Happily Ever Afters?)
  202. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies



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