You have encountered an extremely old website that continues to exist in old web ways, the same way it has done for now three decades.
In spite of being now 30 years old this year, started in 1996, it is still heavily active and old pages updated daily, new pages added daily, still now in 2026. All hand written, all hand coded (no AI), all by me, same as it ever was.
We Still Exist: The Old Web Did Not Go Away, You Just Forgot How To Find Us
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This site was NOT designed for mobile devices (as they had not been invented yet when I created it) thus this site looks best on a computer, at 1280x768 or above. |
This is a very old website created in 1996, so, yes, javascript is needed for the site to work as it should. If things don't function, you may need to update javascript drivers on your device |
This site tries to be mobile friendly but it's been online since 1996, so old pages may not load right on mobile devices, and as this site has had pages added near daily for 30 years there are now over 20k pages here. |
Having started out in life as a GeoCities site, this site contains glitter, bright colours, blinkies, moving gifs, and other things the old web was known for. |
f you are here looking for aliens, ufos, demons, cryptids, haunted cars, curses, Etiole, the wild man of old orchard beach, the goldeneagle car, the white monkey, or any of that other weird bullshit, you want this video:
...and after that video, you want these ones:
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If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:
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My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.
As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.
There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.
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The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.
There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.
I shouldn't have to say this, but people keep contacting me, so apparently I do:
If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
Do you know who this woman is?
On August 8, 2013 she drove a backhoe over my house. On November 14, 2013 she arrived at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me with a golf club and murdered my son. One June 24, 2016, days after my first attempts to walk again, she attacked me with a shopping cart at Scarborough, Walmart, reinjuring the Nov 14, 2013 injury.
She crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet id-ed the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club.
Complete details of EVERYTHING she did is on this page here.
The golf club woman who called herself Clair as she looked November 14, 2013. Her hair is a weird chin leangth pageboy (very Medival style cut) platinum blonde with wide brown/black dyed stripes in it (like a reverse of Lily Munster, but the stripes are several, almost like a zebra). I am 5'6" and she was a LOT taller then me, like closer to the height of a man; she had thin lips like a man, and large nose like a man... she COULD have been a man disguised as a woman, given the ease with which she severed my spine....she's is a LOT stronger then is typical for a woman). She was wearing a chambre blue denim "blazer jacket over shirt" and a button up mens shirt (possibly flannel) and blue jeans. The bulk of her yelling was focused on accusing me of being transgender, even while ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and bashing his head in with a golf club. |
The Claire woman as she looked during her shoping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart June 2016, the attack with left me paralyzed and in a wheelchair. Her hair was dyed dark red, and she drove away in a gold Volvo 240 Station Wagon of a late 1980s/early1990s model, with a "458" on the lisnce plate.... If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
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If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
Good god! We just found out about yet another slanderous rumour this woman has been spreading? When does it end? How many more of these things are out there?
Video explains what else she's done ...
If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
If you encounter anyone claiming my car is haunted, demon possessed, or somehow connected to Stephen King please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
If you encounter anyone claiming I believe in aliens or was an alien abducttee, please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
I am answering random questions today about world building, over on Reddit and decided to take my answers from there and expand upon them even further over here. So that's what this page is. Me rambling on about various aspects of world building techniques I use when writing the Quaraun series. The questions I am answering are embedded here. Clicking the link in the embedded question will take you to the original Reddit page where you can see the original answer along with other people's answers. If you wish to comment, you can do so on the Reddit page where a place to do so is provided.
I am a human child who has been adopted by one of your non-human races. What is my childhood like? from worldbuilding
Very difficult to answer this the way it it worded, as it asks what the species as a whole would do, but, like Humans in our real world, each species in my world has dozens of races, then each race has doesn of ethnicities. Each ethnicity in turn has dozens of cultures. Not to mention each culture has dozens of religions. Then you have family traditions, variations in region/geography/weather making each group different depending on where they live, etc. On top of that you have very individual people who are going to do different things within a single family.
Take my main character for example: When given a Human child to care for, he'd take it into his family and treat it as though it was his own, never paying attention to the child being a Human, as things like that do not bother him. On the other hand, give that same Human child to his father, and he'd kill the baby outright, just for the sin of being Human. So there you have a father and son, both the same species/race/ethnicity/culture and you'd get two very dramatically different reactions.
So for me the answer depends more on the character specifically, then the species/race in general.
There are some who have traditions that would affect their reaction to the child strongly of course. For example, Humans are very violent and prone to wars and racism. Because of this, most Elves avoid Humans. Humans say this is the Elves being arrogant, when in fact it is the Humans themselves being arrogant and thinking they can push others around, take their land, force them to adopt Human religions, etc. The Elves have seen the destruction and violence Humans do and they are afraid that the Humans will kill their families or make them slaves, thus resulting in the Elves making laws forbidding contact with Humans out of fear for their safety and a desire to protect their families. This however does not mean that the Elves would not take in a Human child or would treat it poorly. Most Elves however would be hesitant to take in a Human child, fearing that should Humans ever arrive in their village, the Humans would accuse the Elves of having kidnapped the child and raze their village.
But there are so many types of Elves each with their own traditions that it is impossible to be general. For example, the least likely to take in a Human child, would be the Moon Elves, as they are fanatical self-superiority radicals who wouldn't even take in a non Moon Elf race of Elf, let alone a Human. On a different extreme, Blood Elves are feral Elves who roam like a pack of rabid wolves - to them the Human child is dinner, because EVERYTHING is on the menu. On the other end of the spectrum is Wood Elves who often live among Humans and would welcome a Human child as though it were their own.
Then there are Faeries. Some Fae races, Phookas and RadCaps for example, eat Humans and wouldn't think twice about roasting a Human baby for supper. Yet, even within that group, you find a few "Human Rights Activists" who preach that Humans are sentient beings with feelings and should not be eaten. One of these activists may well take a Human child to raise it just to prove to their people that "See? They don't just mimic us, they have intellect and feelings, just like we do." While other races of Fae, such as Gnomes and Dwarves, may see the child as farm/mine labour. The child would be treated well, but would also be more or less a servant not a member of the family. Flower Fairies would likely welcome the child as family, but they are a bit ditzy, so may forget to care for the child because they were too busy dancing in a Fairy Ring. Also as Fae age differently, they frequently go a year or more between food and sleep and may not realize that Humans eat and sleep every day. Fae know very little of Human ways and so even a friendly Fae, though well intended, they may inadvertently kill the child unintentionally, not realizing Humans require certain things to survive (food, sleep, etc.)
(Elves btw are a type of Fae, but they consider themselves different by virtue of being civilized and living in houses, rather them running around naked in the forest the way most other Fae do. Elves also consider Gnomes and Dwarves separate, because they live in houses and wear cloths. So they get classified as separate, but all 3 are still just various denizens of Fae..)
The main character is a Moon Elf, so, let's go with a Moon Elf to answer your questions as I know what he would do better than anyone else, and in fact there is a novel in the series where he comes across a Human village that has been razed. He an his companion look for survivors and find a baby, which they attempt to raise, but they only have it for a few weeks, before they arrive in another Human village and the Humans assume they kidnapped the baby, so beat them up, toss them in prison and take the baby away from them. He had intended to keep the baby and raise it as his own. He has raised children before, as he had 4 children himself, but his children were murdered when they were around the ages of 6 to 10 (all 4 died the same day.) So when he found the baby, even though he is a Moon Elf (the super radical race mentioned above) he is still in mourning over the deaths of his children, whom he loved very much and dotted on. Finding the baby, it's family all dead, he immediately took it seeing it as a replacement for his own dead children, and the fact that it was a Human did not cross his mind at all.

Quaraun is a vagabond wizard, something he became after the deaths of his children. He had previously live in a "castle" which was more of a castle-like carving on the front side of a mountain, his family living in the cave system which had been decorated like a palace. After his family died he started walking aimlessly across the world, basically going from tavern to tavern.
Upon finding the baby, he and his companion began discussing finding a place to setting down, but continued to travel while caring for the infant. Realizing the baby was not yet weaned, they went to a whorehouse looking for a Human wet nurse to travel with them and breastfeed the baby.
Quaraun, having killed a dragon and now possessing it's hoard, is extremely obscenely wealthy. He is likely the wealthiest person in the universe, let alone on the planet, but he can not count, and has no concept of how to use money, so is blissfully unaware of the true wealth he is in possession of. While he knows he can head to the volcano to get gold when he needs it, he rarely thinks he needs it. If often travelling penniless, and when he does have gold with him, tends to spend it on super flashy impractical things. While he wanders the world often sleeping under bridges like a homeless bum, he also spends money like it grow on trees and frequently runs out of what he has on hand and has to return to the volcano to get more. This would result in you living like you were poor as dirt, often begging for food from taverns, but at the same time, dressing like royalty and having every toy you ever wanted.
Because both Quaraun and the half-Demon like prostitutes quite a lot, and if the option is available will rent a room from the local whoehouse rather then an inn, you will often find yourself and your siblings spending a lot of time with the children of prostitutes as your playmates.
Quaraun travels in a mini caravan, with all his male lovers, female wives, his various children, his pets, and his livestock with him. You will walk 10 or 12 miles a day, most nights sleeping in the big pink and fuchsia striped circus-like pavilion tent that Quaraun sets up along the roadside. Your life style will be very similar to early medieval Persian lifestyle (900s era).
You will travel long distances each year, encountering dozens of races and cultures along the way. You'll be well versed in diplomacy and interacting with all the region's cultures. You'll often travel along side bigger caravans or merchant groups, frequently travelling in the company of circuses, carnivals, and side shows.
Being raised by a High Elf adoptive father, you would have had multiple parents caring for you. His family was made of of his having the following spouses (listed in the order he married them):
With the exception of the female Moon Elf, all will share in raising you.
The Phooka (a Faerie) would have been indifferent to you (emotionally distant from you) as he does not like children, but he would also have helped in raising you. And would have been very protective of you, because he is naturally very protective of his family. He is bluntly truthful, overly brash, and says whatever pops into his head without thinking of if he should say it or not, so if you said to him: "Does this dress make me look fat?" He'd blurt out: "It makes you look like a pregnant pig."
Then he'd stare at you blankly wondering why you were crying your eyes out as he was not trying to be mean and would not understand how he had upset you. He likely would have been telling you the dress was ugly, but the way he said it made you feel he was calling you ugly. He would not have been trying to hurt your feelings and would have thought that by telling you the truth about the dress was him being helpful.
Fae have difficulty understanding Human emotions. They also don't understand the way Humans use lies to make each other feel good. Thus why he would not have said: "That dress looks super on you." You will likely find yourself constantly at odds with him, as a result of his inability to understand how Humans interact socially. At the same time, if danger came, he's the one who'd be there to pound the threat to a pulp and fiercely protect you from harm.
This particular Faerie is over 2,000 years old and generally sees Humans the same way most Humans see ants (short lived and useless). When Quaraun was adopting you, it is the Phooka who likely would have been against the adoption and would say things like: "It's pointless to keep it. Their lives blink out faster than candles."
He refers to Humans as "it" not "he or she" as he does not think of them as intelligent or capable of higher levels of emotion. He would have made a big fuss over your being brought into the family, and spent the first few weeks taking every opportunity to complain of your existence. However, once he got used to you around (which would take a couple of months) he would quickly
The male Elf/Demon would have also been emotionally distant, but that would be because he's a bit absent minded and tends to get lost in what he's doing. He's somewhat of a scientist/alchemist/nerd and loses track of time easily when working on one of his projects. He would care about you, but you'd likely be uncertain if he even knew you were there as he is not good at showing emotions (this due to his being part Demon and Demons being not over good at showing emotions). He would feel to you, as though he was cold and uncaring, even though, he would in fact love you very much and not be aware that his feelings for you were not being well conveyed. He's likely the one you'd feel most uncomfortable around.
The female Moon Elf would not have liked you. She barely tolerated Quaraun, knowing that he was a half-Elf sympathizer. Their marriage was arranged by his parents and neither of them wanted to be with they other. They barely tolerated each other and only bedded together enough times to produce heirs. She gave birth to 2 sets of twins - 2 girls, then 2 boys. After the birth of the male heirs, Quaraun's parents stopped fussing and he went back to his Faerie and half-Elf lovers, while letting his Moon Elf wife go back to her High Elf lovers. Their marriage was a facade for public appearances only (due to Quaraun's uncle being the king). She was a terrible person, often invited her lovers over and laughed while they beat up her much smaller and weaker husband. She was in the habit of publicly humiliating Quaraun. He would have loved her had she not treated him like scum. As for you? Like the wicked step mother of Cinderella, she would have made your life a living hell. Quaraun's adopting a Human child would have had her becoming more abusive of him, and she would have abused the child as well. You are lucky she died before you were born as she was extremely radical in her hatred for all things not Moon Elf. It is in fact her radical hatred for non-Moon Elves that was what pushed Quaraun into seeking non-Moon Elf lovers.
Likewise the Frost Elf would largely ignore you. She cares only about her own son. Another forced marriage, she does not like Quaraun. While Quaraun tries t please her, she largely ignores him. Her son is much younger then the others and is often referred to by the twin boys as "our baby brother". They almost never use his name always addressing him as "Baby Brother" like that was his name. The 3 boys, in spite of the age difference are very close knit and inseparable, even into adulthood. As can be seen from this relationship, the children did not care that 2 were half-Elves and one an Elf. Children do not notice things like race unless it is taught to them by racist parents and as Quaraun is very much not racist, his children never really notice that they are all different races or that each of their mothers are different races, or that they have 3 fathers and 4 mothers, instead of 1 mother and 1 father the way most other children do. Likewise they would not have noticed that you, a Human was different. You would have been just another child in their group, with no thought to the fact your were Human.
The Human and the half Elf wives would both have shared raising you, as these were the two with highly maternal instincts. The Human wife died young, killed by soldiers passing through. Her death left Quaraun heartbroken. He was not in love with her, but cared deeply for her. He had rescued her/hid her from an abusive husband who had beaten her and killed her unborn baby. Quaraun took her in, initially to let her have a place to stay while hiding from her ex husband, but she was so depressed over the loss of her baby that Quaraun feared she'd commit suicide, thus kept her as part of his family and bedded with her only to give her a baby to replace the one that had died.
Quaraun himself would have been the one you were closest to. He is a very good father and is constantly with his children, telling them stories and playing games with them. He's happiest when he has his children gathered around him, on his lap and hugging him, while he reads to them. Quaraun is quite immature, often acting very childish. This makes him not good at discipline, thus you'd easily get away with staying up late, missing school, eating candy instead of food, and he'd likely encourage these bad behaviours, not realizing he was doing so. He is prone to thinking in terms of keeping everyone happy, so if you fussed over going to school, to the point he feared you were being bullied, he'd simply let you stay home, feeling that your emotional well bearing was more important then an education. Quaraun tends to take a very "mother hen" loving stance when it comes to his spouses and children.
He married a Human, fathering a daughter with her (though the novel says she had 8 children by him, it does not list their genders or mention them specifically), also married a half-Elf (half-Human) fathering 2 sons (a pair of twins) with her, and also married an Frost Elf fathering a son with her. He would not have treated any of the children any differently, loving all of them equally and the siblings were all have been very close, regardless of the varying races among them, and so the Human baby would have also been very closely bonded to the other siblings.
Also, as mentioned, he does occasional use prostitutes and has many children of various mixes races from this as well. An exact number is never given, though one novel does state that he "fathered 37 illegitimate children with prostitutes" and there is frequent mention of the fact that he returns to certain whorehouses multiple times a year to check in on his children by the various prostitutes to see if they are in need of anything. While rarely in their lives, he does pay the mothers large sums of money so they can provide for the children he fathered.
In the case of the prostitutes, when/if he learns they've had his child/ren he offers to marry them and bring them into his family, but these women tend to be very independant and not seeking a husband or married life and thus decline his offer.
As such you would often anticipate visiting your siblings who do not live with you. As Quaraun often stays longer at these locations then he normally would stay, due to a desire to spend time with his "additional" children, thus giving you several more children to play with.
Because Humans and Elves come from common ancient ancestors that evolved differently, Humans and Elves are therefore biologically similar. Elves are smaller than Humans, have strong psychic abilities, and have long pointed ears (Quaraun's ears are 12" long). Humans are taller, more muscular, and stronger then Elves. Elves are better at thinking. Humans are better at fighting. Elves live around 750 years, Humans around 100 years.
Because of the common ancestry, Elves and Humans are sexually compatible and do intermarry and reproduce. Half Elves are a common thing to encounter. Because of this you'll not find it difficult to be raised by an Elf - meaning, you'll fit in well with the family and not "stick out" or look overly different. You'll likely be a few inches taller then any your siblings or parents, and be larger boned, beefier muscled, and get lower grades (though the lower grades is because they get higher then average grades.)
Humans tend to be very pro-straight, 1 man + 1 woman, relationships. LGBT and poly exist in Human culture, but they are rare. Whereas Elves tend to live in large bi-sexual poly-marriages, with one male Elf having many male and female spouses, and all of them each being the lovers of each other. So you'll be raised in a much more sexually liberal mindset in regards to marriage and relationships, then what you would have been raised with in a Human family.
Humans have lots of armies, fight lots of wars, love their weapons, and are over all very violent. Whereas Elves did not develop weapons, have no armies, and are appalled at the thought of wars. Humans are always building bigger, more destructive machines, while Elves are always looking for ways to preserve forests and save plants and animals. Humans get obsessed with building strength and muscles to be better able to beat up others. Elves are always pouring over books and reading literature and studying magic. So, as a Human being raised by Elves, you'll likely grow up to become what the Humans would call a "A nerdy New Age, tree hugging, nature loving hippie" and will likely be beaten up and bullied by other Humans, as Humans in general see these traits as bad.
If no outsiders ever intervene, you'll likely live a long, healthy, happy life. Staying with your family your entire life. Any spouses or children of your own you have, will be brought into the family unit and all of the families continuing to live in one large group. If you do move out to start a new family unit, you'll likely stay close by and travel as a second group with the first.
If you died young, it'd likely be from war. The land is hostile right now. Armies are marching through the land. Villages are being razed frequently. Quaraun avoids war zones and tries to keep his family as far away from the warring Humans as possible. He doesn't know what they are fighting about and he doesn't want to know. He just want to keep his family safe and as far away from the soldiers as possible.
Elves are becoming very rare. Entire Elven villages are being burnt to the ground. Human soldiers are in the habit of taking Elves as slaves and torturing and raping them to death. Quaraun was himself captured previously and his now fearful for the safety of his family. As the armies are moving all the time, Quaraun is constantly taking down the tent and moving his family to new locations every week or so. He rarely stays in any one location more then 2 weeks.
If you died young, most likely it was because your family was captured by the Human soldiers. They wouldn't stop and look to see that the baby/child was Human. They'd just see that the parent was a non-Human. Elves are very peaceful, having no armies, no warriors, no fighters, no soldiers, and no weapons. They do not fight when attacked and instead grab their families and run.
When you do die (f they didn't die with you) your whole family unit will deeply mourn your death, grieving for many weeks, but Quaraun will be the one hit hardest by it. He will become deeply depressed and stop eating, staying by your grave for weeks. He is very emotional and does not deal with death well. His family was once much larger than it is now, he had many siblings and extended relatives living with him. Every one in his village is dead now, he is the last surviving full blooded Moon Elf, and the adults and children listed previously are the only survivors of his family. He's already lost more then one person should have to bare. He desperately clings to what little of his family is left and is terrified of staying in any one place, for fear of losing the rest of them. Even though you were not an Elf, your death would hit him hard.
This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
All Rights Reserved.
Note: English is not my first language, Shetlean Scottish is my native language, there are likly spelling and grammar errors, as I do not know American English and am attempting to write it by sounding words out.
Many times that Americans think a word on my site is misspelled, often it is not misspelled, it is just I mixed up languages and wrote it in Scottish without realizing I mixed the Scottish in with the English. Also our grammar is somewhat reversed from English grammar so words that are seeming in the wrong order for American English, is usually because they are in the correct order for Scottish and I either put English words in Scottish order by mistake or was unaware English put them in a different order then Scottish does.
For those unaware, Scottish Shetlean looks like this:
American English to Scottish:
a bit (piece) = a party --- EXAMPLE: "And some know a bit of Latin " > "And somme kan of latyn a party "
a long distance from = A piece fae
a piece of = the bit --- EXAMPLE: "The duck ate a piece of bread " > "The deuk ett the bit breid "
about the banks (on the shore/at the beach) = aboot da banks
accomplishments = kunnandi
After = Back o --- EXAMPLE: " After Halloween" > "Back o Hallomas "
alive (living) = kvikr
Always on the move = Never aff o da go
am I not = amn't I --- EXAMPLE: "Am I not invited? " > "I amn't invited? or Amn't I invited?"
are = is --- EXAMPLE: "Are you going soon?" > "Is ya to be going soon?"
autumn = dah haihst
belong to = fylgja
best = bettah moost
betray (verb) = svíkja
bewildered = villhyggjandi
building = biggin up --- EXAMPLE: "building confidence in everyday use " > " biggin up confidence in ivvryday øs "
built = builded --- EXAMPLE: "He built a new porch." > "Hims builded a new porch."
cast a spell = hoodooed
cat = kat (sounds like "caught") --- EXAMPLE: "Is it an orange cat?" > "Be he a o'jinn kat?"
child = bairn
church = kirk
color = colour
danger = hœttr
daren't = darena
daring = djarfr
dark = dökk
dark elf = Dökkálfr
dark-elves = Døkkálfar
darker = dökká
do you agree = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "That's a fine looking woman, do you agree?" > "Dair's ah right bonnie lass, eh?"
do you want to come too = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "I'm going to the store, do you want to come with me?" > "Me go to shope, eh?"
each = eche --- EXAMPLE: "Which each person can understand " > "That kan eche man understonde "
educated = lered --- EXAMPLE: "Both among the educated and the uneducated " > "As wel among lered as lewed "
elf = Alfr
Elf = Álfr
Elf Home = Álfheimr
Elf World = Álfheimr
elf-advice = Ælfred
elf-beautiful = ælfscyne
elf-friend = Ælfwine
elf-guardian (female) = Ælfwaru
elf-guardian (male) = Ælfweard
elf-powerful = Ælfric
everyday = ivvryday
eyelids = eye ledes --- EXAMPLE: "He closed his eyelids." > "Hims did shut hims eye ledes"
fair = faire --- EXAMPLE: "Going to the fair." > "Done gone went to the faire."
feild = felde --- EXAMPLE: "Standing in the feild." > "Stoodt in thems felde."
further = ferther --- EXAMPLE: "I looked further." > "I dids lokid ferther."
green = grene --- EXAMPLE: "Look at the green hedges and woods." > "Look see at thems heigges and holtz so grene."
handsome = braw --- EXAMPLE: "He is very handsome " > "Him wicked braw "
have faith = trúa
Have no doubts about our doing it = Nae faer o wis
Have no liking for this. = Hae nae brou o this.
have not = ain't
He knows how many beans make five. = He kens the laid frae the croun o the causey.
He knows which side his bread is buttered on. = He kens whilk side his bannock's buttert on.
Head for = Mak wye for
head rope in fishing nets and lines = baak
head to head = Be at the knag and the widdie
horse fly = klegsie
I = Me
I Think = Me thinks --- EXAMPLE: "I think we're late. " > "Me thinks that we is late. "
I wish you well for the future = Lang may yer lum reek (translation: Long may your chimney smoke)
idiot = eejit --- EXAMPLE: "You idiot." > "Ya eejit."
idiot = numpty
if = iffy or yif--- EXAMPLE: "If you don't mind..." > "Iffy yas does no care mind...."; "If you'll stay with me long enough = "Yif ye so longe with me wil dwelle". "
I'll be even with you = A'll see day aboot wi ye
know = ken
looked = lokid
looked = lokid --- EXAMPLE: "I looked up." > "I lifte up me eye ledes and lokid ferther."
magic = hoodoo
naked = nøkkviðr
needle = bodkin
neither = nouther --- EXAMPLE: "Who know neither Latin nor French " > "That kan nouther latyn ne frensch "
No = Nay --- EXAMPLE: "No, I don't think so. " > "Nay, me thinks not. "
Nobody knew = not-knew nobody
Noontide = Da heicht o da day
NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "Did you meet the new family next door?" > "Dids ya gets a chance to stop by and meets with thems new folk that move-ed in down yawn there next doors to ya, eh?"
NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "He went to Rite-Aid to pick up his prescription" > "Hims did go to that yawn there new fangled store the new folks call that Rite Aid place, to gets himself some of thems there pills what the doctor gone and tells him to take each morning, a-yep, hims did."
old = olde --- EXAMPLE: "But educated and uneducated, old and young " > "Bot lered and lewed olde and yonge "
orange = o'jinn
out = oot --- EXAMPLE: "The cat wants to go out." > "The kat he do wants oot."
outside = oot dair
people = fokk --- EXAMPLE: "the people of Shetland " > "Shetland fokk "
people = folke --- EXAMPLE: "Look at all those people." > "Lookie at all thems folke."
poorly = febelly --- EXAMPLE: "Who know French very poorly " > "That kan frensch ful febelly "
Recognising = Recognisin --- EXAMPLE: "Recognising the bilingual nature of Shaetlan speakers " > "Recognisin da wye at Shaetlan spaekers is bilingual "
shield = skjoldr
Since = For --- EXAMPLE: "Since that is your native language " > "For that is youre kynde langage "
tell = telle --- EXAMPLE: "I'll tell you in English " > "In englysch tonge I schal you telle "
the = da, de, or is not used at all --- EXAMPLE: "I went to the store" > "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to shoppe"
them = dem, dem dair --- EXAMPLE: "I went with them" > "Me goes wit dem dair"
there = dair --- EXAMPLE: "I want those potatoes" > "Me be wanting dem dair tatetas."
they = dey
To where = whither --- EXAMPLE: ""Where you go, I will go." " > ""Whither thou goest, I'll go."
understand = understonde
understand = understonden --- EXAMPLE: "Some understand English " > "And somme understonden englysch "
very = wicked --- EXAMPLE: "very good" > "wicked good"; "very bad" > "wicked bad"; "very cold" > "wicked cold"
Where = Whither --- EXAMPLE: "Where is the restroom? " > "Whither is the privy?"
Yes = Yea or Aye --- EXAMPLE: "Yes, I think so. " > "Yea, me thinks so. " or "Aye, me thinks so. "
For anyone actually interested in learning my native language, the Scottish government has THIS listed as the official dictionary of our people: https://static1.squarespace.com/static/61d7352954b7fd1c9dbdfef4/t/65ddb2749d5e0541a01009c0/1709027964496/Spaektionary_2024feb.pdf
The Scottish government provides this document to show our language in use: https://www.shetland.uhi.ac.uk/t4-media/one-web/uhi-shetland-images-and-documents/documents-/shaetlan/Shaetlan-Language-Plan-2022-Shaetlan.pdf
More information about our language can be found on this website: https://www.iheardee.com which is written in my native language.
However, there is also other reasons why words might be misspelled, or why I might not understand someone when they speak to me.
My grandmother Helen Ricker Allen, was from Unst, Shetland, Scotland, and she the one who raised me. She taught me to read and write, but it was Shetlain that she taught me. She died when I was 8 years old, and I was locked in a woodshed after her furneral, I escaped the woodshed 27 years later at age 31, and have been trying to learn how to speak and write English since then.
It is a very great struggle.
At age 37 I took remidial reading and speaking classes at Southern Maine Community College, but we are Gypsies and Gypsy men do not allow us Gypsy women to have education, and so, while at college, on November 14, 2013, I was beaten with a golf club, while I was 8 months pregnet, breaking my spine, hips, and knees, killing my baby and leaving me quardepaleic since.
Now my primary focus these past 13 years has been on relearning to use my hand so I could type... as of 2023, I have regained the use of my right thumb, and first two right fingers, and after 10 years offline, I am back online due to I can use three finguers.
I never went to school, so I do not know maths and numbers and sciences, and I do not know what else would have been taught to me in school. We are Scottish Gypsies and Gypsy culture does not allow females to go to school. Being born female was already a great sin, but my grandmother took great risk in teaching me reading and writing. At 4 years old I was punished by my Uncle Bruce for knowing how to read, by being beaten in the face with a cinder block brick, that broke my right jaw and left me with garbaled near-mute spoken words ever since.
Because no one ever spoke words to be face to face from he time I was 8 years old until I was 37 years old (I escaped the room at age 27, but did not start college until 37), I have no training in how to vocally sound out or speak the words I write or read. I can read words, but I do not know how to sound out or say those words. I can write words, but I do not know how to match the written word against the spoken word. I struggle to associate spoken words at all, or make them match up with writen words.
Esentially, written words and spoken words are two completly seperate languages in my brain, and I have difficulty understanding spoken words.
If you say a sentance to me with your mouth, chances are very high I will have ZERO understanding of what you said and I will not be able to ander you.
However, if you WRITE down that exact same sentabnce, I can understand you and can type a written responce to you.
My doctors tell me this is a side effect of extreme isolation and neglect and lack of human contact during my toddler, childhood, teen, and young adult years, and that my brain never deveoloped to comprehend spoken vocal words due to no one ever speaking to me in over three decades of the first half of my life.
While I can read and write, American English (somewhat) I do no know how words are sounded out, what they are supposed to sound like. I readand write by shape recognition, not by sound/vocal recognition, so when reading and writing I do no "hear the words in my head" as I am told most people do when they read and write. In other words... I see "c a t" and think "c-a-t" I do not think "cat" nor do I "see" an image of a cat, no do I "hear" the word cat spoken. I'm told that this is very rare and that most people read and write by sounding out the words and linking them to visual mind images, while hearing the sound of the word in their head. I neiher hear words in my head no see images of things in my head. I'm told this is what makes me both a speed reader and speed writer, because I'm not tripped up by hear sounds or seeing images in my head like nomal people would be doing... however, I'm also told this is why my spelling and grammar are very poor, because my brain is not hear the sounds of the words or seeing visual images of the objects the words represent, so my mind also does not register spelling and grammer errors at all.
As I was only let out of the woodshed on Sundays to go to the Cape Elezabeth Ward Church of the August Stake of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, I was never allowed to go to school or hospital either. No adults ever talked to me because I was evil for comitted the sin of being born female, so I never learned how to speak properly and do not know how to sound out words to say them.
I was 42 years old, in 2016 when, while having an MRI for my spine, the doctors found out my speak issue was caused by a broken jaw as a toddler that was healed wrong because not being allowed to go to doctors. I had surgury to fix that, and since 2016 have been trying to learn how to use my jaw and touge so I can speak vocal words now.
Since 2023 my primary focus shifted to relearning to walk. I can now, in 2026, sit up for 2 or 3 hours a day, and can sand with a cane for a few minutes, and can walk for around five thousand feet in 2 to 3 segments a day, with the help of pushing my wheelchair like a walker.
As of 2026, with a slight return to using my fingers and legs, I am once again focused on trying to learn the American English, but I live in mortal fear of my uncles and male cousins, as they are so hateful of allowing me to have education.
have no one to help me to know if I am doing words correctly, and as such, I have no way of knowing if there are spelling and grammar errors, but I asume there are, and I fix them when I learn them, but I do not know what I do not know and spelling American words is a thing I do bnot know.
I have Low Fucntioning Kanner's Syndrom, also known as "RainMan Type of Autism" aka REAL and ACTUAL Autism, not to be confused with Aspergers, High Functioning Autism, or and of thr 861 illnesses on the Autism Spectrum. An Autism Spectrum Disorder is an illness that has symptoms similar to Autism but IS NOT Autism. If you have an Autism Spectrum Disorder, it LITERALLY MEANS you do NOT have Autism.
I am medically diagnosed as "kanner's syndrome, actual autism, the rainman type, profoundly retarded autistic savant, with a general IQ of 73, and an writing IQ of 221" but they added that they did not know how to properly diagnose me as I am "technically a feral child" and they don't know "how much is the autism, and how much is simple horrific levels of abuse and neglect induced post traumatic stress disorder that will go away with proper socilization".
It means I know how to write, I can write a lot, and it is next to impossible for you to teach me how to do literally anythig else because my brain only knows how to write and doesn;t know how to do anything else..
There's a reason, when I do book signings, people are quick to say: "Okay, what's the joke? why is this stupid retard here? where's the real author? I know this retard isn't the author. where are you hiding the author, why is this fucking retard here"
The end result is, I have near zero social interaction... my 3 years in college was the ONLY face to face interaction I have ever had with humans in my entire life, and I struggle deeply to understand MOST words used by MOST people when they ask me question. And so I suffer from a huge lack of understanding many words people say to me, how to translate those words into spelling, and how to translate what it is that has been said.
The fact remains hat until there exists a human on this planet who is willing to sit down and teach me what words spoken line up with and match what words written, this deficent is unlily to improve. But the fact also remains, that I am simply far too profoundly retarded for anyone to even try to make any attempt at all even to speak a friendly "hgelloe" or "good morning" when passing me on the street, so I have lost all hope of anyone ever either being my friend, being willing to teach me how to match spoken words to written words, or how to speak to other humans.
While there are around 20k pages on this website, most of them are blocked from search engines, with only around 800 of them available for appearing in Google/Bing/etc search results. The remainder can only be accessed via the various links found throughout this site. This was done deliberately on my part, and I did it because the bulk of the pages on this website are chapters from 138 novels and 423 novellas, so only the first page of each novel and novella indexed by search engines, and the remainder are linked in order, one page at a time, via clicking "next page" at the end of each. So if you are looking for a specific page from a specific novel, Google can't help you.
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Do you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine on August 8, 2013? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me July 26, 2016 at scarborough WalMart,... they arrived the first time with a backhoe on August 8, 2013, that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since....
... which means it is now only a few weeks from the 14th anniversary of my son's murder. I was 8 month pregnant November 14, 2013, and a student ay SMCC, and coming out of the Buglight Lighthouse art studio after art class, when a still unidentifiedwoman wielding a golf club attacked me, severed my spine, while I was 8 months pregnant, triggered early labour, then killed my son minutes after he was born.
While accusing me of being transgender, screaming "transvestite freak" and "look at that thing, that's Ken's son in a dress"... while I was 8 months pregnant.
My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son and crippled me, arrived the first time with a backhoe that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since. |
The backhoe driver returned November 14, 2013, armed with a golf club, used it to break my spine and smash my baby's brains out on the ground
On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.
She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.
The attack also triggered labour.
My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.
Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.
The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.
The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.
Thus we come to 2014, and the full swing change of the series I write. WHY my series, went from just a transman main character living life, to the full blown Mpreg genre series that it now is today.
Before the attack, I had a chance of having a baby. I don't know. And because I'm in America, I'm too old to adopt. You have to be under 45 years old to adopt a baby. That is the law in America. I was informed this, when we tried to adopt, now that my injuries leave me unable to get pregnant a 9th time.
Thus began my obsessively writing, my transman main character, pregnant. Always pregnant now. Every time. Every story. Stories that now fully focus on pregnancy, labour, miscarriages, babies dying, babies living, raising babies... the whole series, since 2014 has devolved into an outright baby obsession.
Meanwhile, reborn baby dolls were suggested to me by my therapist, and have also become a deeply obsessive part of my life. Because 13 years ago my son was murdered minutes after he was born, because a transphobic bigot mistook me for being transgender, I'm STILL in a wheelchair, struggling to relearn to use my arms and legs, now 13 years later, and I'm still DAILY dealing with police officers and FBI agents who while they are trying to find my son's killer, they are also daily reminding me... oh, yeah, my son was murdered, literally ripped out of my belly, by a transphobe. Who still has not been located and walks free to kill again.
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The golfclub woman as she looked during the golf club attack at Southern Maine community college November 14, 2013. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
The golfclub woman as she looked during the shopping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart July 26, 2016. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
The 2nd woman as she looked at both attacks, her hair goes all the way down to her knees. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer's accomplice, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
I am a legally blind quadriplegic, and low verbal, I have also published 138 novels in the last 48 years. It's not as impossible as people think. The problem being blind and quadriplegic, medically have different meanings then how those two words are used medically.
Fewer than 3% of all blind people see nothing. While 97% people who are classified as fully blind are able to see up to two feet in front of them. Legally blind means I can see more then two feet in front of me but not far enough to see twenty feet in front of me. In my case I can see about eight feet.
Quadriplegic, has varying levels, it means having a damaged nerve bundle in the spinal column causing limited mobility of all 4 limbs, (in my case this was done by a women wielding a golf club, who also beat my 8 month infant's head to pulp on the parking lot tarmak, at the same time she severed my spine with the same golf club; both on November 14, 2013; the FBI investigation into my son's murder and my being crippled has gone on now for 13 years, a few weeks away from 14 years now, and the FBI has still not identified the killer or her motive). Contrary to popular misconception, quadriplegic does NOT mean ZERO movement, it means means limited movement, specifically in means unable to lift arms over head, unable to grip fingers around objects to pick them up, and unable to stand for more then 5 minutes to a time. Because there are so many thousands of nerves in each limb it is actually very rare for there to be 100% no movement, but how much, and to what extent varies by patent depending upon the specific point of injury to the spinal column.
Meaning typing is still possible for over 60% of all quadriplegics.
In my case, it was the lower spine that was severed, cutting off completly my ability to move my right leg, leaving limited feeling in my left leg, and an ability to stand but not walk, with crutches, for the first 9 years. I regained enough nerve growth in my legs by the 9th year to be able to take ten or twelve steps allowing me to get out of bed for the first time since the golf club attack; This in turn lead to me being able to start using a wheelchair, as I was able to sit upright for the first time as well.
Because the shattered vertebrae bone fragments are broken off completly and embedded into the nerve bundle just above my tailbone, doctors were saying I would never walk again, but now at 13 years, I am able to push mu wheelchair like a walker, a distance of almost a thousand steps a day. Though doctors are still doubtful I will ever walk "normally" again, I have proven them wrong, when their said 13 years ago, that I would never walk again at all.
But because of the placement of the damage to my spine, regaining hand use, was always thought possible, it was just a matter of waiting long enough for nerve regrowth, along side daily finger exercises. I was able to continue writing, after becoming quadriplegic, because I still have use of my right thumb, and 2 fore figures of my right hand. And can type 90 words per minute with those 3 fingers.
I however have no wrist strength, elbow strength, or shoulder strength, so I am not able to form a fist, or lift objects, or brush my hair, or my teeth, all thing I have to have my caretaker do. But, those things are not needed for typing. Unfortunately, my pinky and ring fingers are "nerve dead" and drag over the keyboard, and cause horrific spelling errors and typos, which are incredibly frustrating to deal with.
Unfortunately trying to edit errors myself, just makes the errors worse, because those same two fingers drag over the keyboard yet again. Prior to the golf club attack, I rarely had spelling errors; now I got more spelling errors then someone is learning English as second language. Editing is a challenge, that I've had to accept, I simply can not do myself, and I have to hire several editors to help with that.
Low verbal means sounds can still be made, sounds that software programs like Dragon can be trained to recognize and translate, and type into full words. More then half my novels were typed with this method.
I still have a long ways to go before I am anything close to being able to do the things I could do before the golf club woman beat my baby's brains out and shattered my spine. And you know what's more frustrating then how slow mu medical progression has been? The fact that it's been 13 years and the police and FBI are still coming up at dead ends as to who the woman who murdered my baby was, or why she even did it.
My son's 14th birthday is only a few weeks away, but he didn't even get to live long enough to celebrate his 1st birthday, I don't even know why. And I can't wait to regain my ability to walk again, because regaining my ability to walk, means gaining the ability to go outside and start looking for my son's murderer myself instead of sitting at home trapped in a wheelchair waiting for the police and FBI to to find her. So, writing isn't a big priority for me anymore. I only write now, as a way to exercise my hands, in between relearning to walk.
Never let a disability stop you. Plenty of writers, artists, athletes, do not let either blindness, speech impediments, or limited mobility hold then back from perusing their careers.
Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
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