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Who is Tod Murphy? 

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She might be the woman who murdered my son. 

Thoughts on Becoming a Series Romance Writer

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byu/ElectronicTheme8163 from discussion
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To be fair, a lot of them do write it themselves. On a full 8 hour day, writing a thousand words an hour, nets a 60k novel in a week or so (romance and erotica are quite formulaic so not hard to plot or write to an outline). Editor gets it returned in less than a week (that's assuming they use editors), actual edits take maybe a day, formatting takes literally 10 minutes with certain programs, covers made beforehand so no waiting, and publish straight away.

Edit: whilst editor works on first book, they're already writing the second. Usually the big name authors will have the editor on payroll, solely working on their stuff so it's more streamlined.

And repeat that over and over and over again. It takes a hell of a will, but it is possible and I know quite a few in the indie author space that actually produce to that level.

For sure, some do that. Typing the same story over and over again...

Edit: I know that I never will be that guy.

>Typing the same story over and over again...

Yep, that kind of is, exactly what it is.

I write Gay Romance in the short novella length (20k to 30k, mostly around 21k; sell for $2.99 each; wide so not in KU).

But it takes me around ten days start to finish, from idea to publishing, to do each book. Writing, editing, formatting, make cover, publish, repeat. Been doing it since 2010, have 423 novellas published, which is about 30 to 40 new titles a year.

I write a series so its the same trio (poly thruple) of main characters every time, and while each story is different, they do all follow the same formula.

Because it's an elderly trio who've been together for many decades, there is no "build up of discovering they are in love" in the plots, and just not having that part alone saves huge amounts of plotting time. Plus using the same trio every time there is no creating of new characters which saves a lot of time.

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There is no cheating/adultery/lovers triangle plot going on, so another huge part of common plotting issues is not there for me either.

The setting changes in every story because it's a traveling caravan, so different biome/region/town/whatever each time. Creating the new location each time takes up the biggest chunk of time per story.

And it's very low stakes "Cozy/Fluffy" so, no sex scenes on page, sex fades to black if it happens at all, which it usually doesn't.

Plot line falls into the same flow of "arrive at new place, something happens/inciting incident, family does stuff to solve problem, meets interesting characters, trio get into an argument, resolving argument = finding solution to problem, problem solved, everyone goes to bed cozy, the end", Yep. Every story. Every time. Write about 5k words for each of those points, editing and revise it into around 25k words. BOOM done.

I've been doing it so many years now that It just do it without hardly even thinking about it now, because it's just a habit.

In the earlier volumes there was a lot more variations, but over time you realize readers want the same cozy, comforting story, told slightly different every time, they like the safety of returning to the "same" story over and over again, while it not being the same. And you end up falling into the habit of writing what the readers want. 

It can be difficult to get started the first few times you do it, but it's actually incredibly easy to pump out lots and lots of books each year, once you make a habit of it. It's like anything else in life, be it playing piano or football, you get better at it the more you practice.

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Can someone explain this for me 10k-30k-50k
byu/ElectronicTheme8163 inwriters

Can someone explain this for me 10k-30k-50k
I FIGURED IT OUT- it’s apparently a formula created by Fiction Profits Academy- it’s a scheme I guess. Thanks for the help!

In ghost writing there are these contracts that come up and they say first book is 10 k second is 30k last one is 50k.

I don’t get it why does it do that? Why aren’t the books all roughly the same length can someone explain?

This what the exact contract says:

“We are in search of a skilled and dependable ghostwriter to craft engaging contemporary romance novels with a focus on popular tropes.

This project involves the creation of three books with the following word counts:

First book: 10,000 words Second book: 25,000 - 30,000 words Third book: 30,000-50,000

>This project involves the creation of three books with the following word counts:

>First book: 10,000 words Second book: 25,000 - 30,000 words Third book: 30,000-50,000

This seems an odd set of word counts to me.

The wording implies writing 3 books as a series, but typically a series has closer word counts.

It almost feels to me like it's saying they will write the same one plot 3 times in different word counts so you can see how they handle writing the same plot to fill 3 different word counts.

10k words is a short story, and there is not a lot of demand for this word count in any genre (no, not even Erotica, no matter what hypers try to tell you - Erotica is a hard sell at anything under 50k words). In Amazon's 6x9 paperback this is only 10 to 15 pages. It's barely a pamphlet, not even big enough to be a chapbook.

25k to 30k words is the range I usually write. Typically takes me about ten days to do so. This is a weird word count as it generally seen as both too long to be a short story AND too short to be a novella. Some call it a Novelette others call it a Short Novella. Typically if it's under 40k words it is not long enough to be a novella. And again, this word range is a hard sell for ALL genre, because it's too long for short story readers and too short for novella readers and not even close for novel readers. Most of my books are in this range and the paperback editions are 35 to 45 page long. This is a chapbook size. Most readers expect 100+ pages from a novella and 15 or fewer pages from a short story so this is probably the single most difficult word count to try to sell.

30k to 50k is novella range, sort of. Novella range is usually listed (by places like Harlequin) as 40k to 75k words, so even for a novella it's VERY on the slim side, and going to be under 100 pages, to around 120 pages... that's thinner then most non-fiction scam "reports".

And to show you how INCREDIBLY TINY AND NOT EVEN CLOSE to novel length these word counts are:

While the definition of a BOOK is 4 or more pages bound between two covers, to the minds of most readers, anything under 200 pages does not count as a "book". 200 pages is around 82k words. ALL Harlequin Romance novels are always 200 pages near exactly and are always 82k words near exactly.

On the other hand The Fabio style doorstoppers Historical Romance Bodice Rippers of the 1990s averaged 500 to 600 pages and were rarely under 150k words long and were often up to 200k words long.

So, I'm questioning what exactly are they offering in terms of "books". Clearly this is someone whom has never read an actual paperback book before and has no clue the industry standards of word couts. Which makes me question if it isn't a scam listing? I mean, an ACTUAL writer who values their professional reputation IS going to know ACTUAL industry standard for word counts and these just are not that.





What Is This Site?

I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life. 

Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).

NOTE: I ONLY write the Quaraun series (aka The Twighlight Manor series aka The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane). In recent years there has been an issue with impersonators trying to pass books off as written by me, notably several non-fiction and Erotica books. I write neither nonfiction nor Erotica.

ALL of my books and their cover arts are listed on my website here. Beware of any books you find claiming to be me. If the books are NOT listed here on my website, they are NOT my books.

In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizarro Tales set in 40th century CyberPunk-Quasi Medieval, Cozy Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring an intersex Elf and his Faerie husband main characters.  I DO NOT WRITE ANY OTHER SERIES - THIS SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE I WRITE.

Non-fiction (found ONLY here on my site) is daily updates of events in my life, and how-tos on how I write my novels.

I DO NOT write Erotica.

I DO NOT write books with HUMAN characters.

The Erotica books and books with Human characters, that you are finding, are written by scammers trying to impersonate me.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter. If you find any such books, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

The FBI believes the people behind the impersonation accounts showing up, are relatives of the woman who murdered my son.

People always ask why I have a video recorder running 24/7. Watch these 4 videos of The Scarborough Walmart.


 I have a video recorder running 24/7. Because this parking lot is where I was attacked a second time by the woman who crippled me with the golf club at Southern Maine Community College in 2013 (who also murdered my 8-month-old son at the same time) this is the location of her 2nd attack,  the July 2016 attack with a shopping cart, the attack that left me in a wheelchair and despite over 200 "security cameras" and signs saying there are cameras in use... the police did not find even ONE actual REAL camera. Every "security camera" on this building and parking lot was ALL fake "dummy cameras" and that is why there is no video footage of my son's murderer. 

I started carrying a camera 24/7 the very next day after Scarborough police informed me they could not identify the blonde woman who attacked me or her gold Volvo 240GL station wagon, because EVERY CAMERA at this store's parking lot was an empty case with no real camera inside it. My son would be 12 years old this Christmas 2025, and his murderer walks free, still unidentified because this parking lot did not have real cameras. 

Those things that look like cameras on the building and light poles, are fake, according to the Scarborough Police Department. That is why I have a camera running 24/7, because my son's killer walks free because there was no camera the day we were attacked.


While you are here, please take the time to read this:

Who is Tod Murphy? 

Do you know who this woman is? She might be the woman who murdered my son. 

146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.

And I'm sick of real estate agents who are too incompetent to research land ownership before they show up to stick a for sale sign in my yard.

The fact of the matter is, my son was murdered in 2013, and the friends and family of the murderer think it is funny to keep ILLEGALLY listing my land for sale, because apparently their child murdering bitch friend didn't hurt me enough by crippling me with a golf club, ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and beating his brains out on the ground with a golf club.

Also, her friends and family like to gaslight me by doxing me on ufo and alien abduction forums, while pretending to be me, and trying to make it look like I believe in ufos or aliens, even though I think people who believe in ufos are raving lunatics and people who claim to be alien abductees are crazy. 

Worse, they've also taken to harassing my WW2 vet homeless friend, by calling HIM an alien, demon, or cryptid and sending alien crazy ufo nutjobs at try to "catch him".

So, yeah, my son was murdered and the murder's friends and family endlessly harass me, my friends, and my family both online and offline, and I'm not happy with it at all.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter.

The FBI is looking for information into:

  1. identifying my son's murderer, 
  2. identifying the scammers who listed my land for sale, 
  3. identifying the impersonators who pretend to be me both online and offline, 
  4. the harassers who are harassing the homeless man and sending the UFO nuts to harass him... 
  • If ANYONE tells you 146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine is for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322
  • If ANYONE tells you I believe in aliens, demons, or UFOS, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322
  • If ANYONE tells you my homeless friend is an alien, a demon, a cryptid, or named Etiole for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322


I'm going to repeat it because I'm tired of people showing up and making offers:

146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.

There is NO ONE who has authorization to use my land.

NO ONE.

Not my mother.

Not my father.

Not Ben.

Not my mother’s Atwater relatives.

No one.

If ANY ONE hires you to do ANYTHING on my land, know that you are doing it ILLEGALLY and WITHOUT my knowledge or permission.

My mother has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

My father has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

Ben has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

My mother’s Atwater relatives have ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.




While you are here, please take the time to read this:

Who is Tod Murphy? 

Do you know who this woman is? She might be the woman who murdered my son. 




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