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Top 50 Most Visited Pages of First Half of 2017



Top 50 Most Visited Pages of First Half of 2017


  1. Medieval Servants: Their jobs and their place in historical fiction.
  2. Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car
  3. On being a handicapped CosPlayer at PortCon Maine 2017
  4. Flamboyant Nipples: The KKK's New Gay Hating Site About Old Orchard Beach
  5. The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
  6. How Long is 50,000 Words?
  7. Writing Mute Characters
  8. Autism, Asperger, PTSD, & Mad Cow: What is wrong with Quaraun? (Writing A Clinically Insane Character Accurately)
  9. Writing Dares Random Generator
  10. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  11. The Saco River Curse
  12. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
  13. Our Primary Site Topic Is Small Penis? Reaching #1 on Page 1 of Google.
  14. Why Crude Adult Comedy and Pink Humor Yaoi Is Not Erotica
  15. Quaraun Free To Read Online Complete Chapter Index In Chronological Order
  16. Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series
  17. Help FBI End Anti-Gay White Power Terrorist Attacks of Old Orchard Beach
  18. Autism, Asperger's, And The Danger of The Self-Diagnosis
  19. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
  20. The Jiggler & The G-String Teddy Bears | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
  21. Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe | Author Interview
  22. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
  23. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
  24. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 1 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  25. Markiplier Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie Play Resident Evil 7
  26. What Type of Music Does A Gypsy Listen To? My Top 10 Favorite Bands
  27. World's Most Haunted Car Merchandise
  28. Is It a Novel, a Novella, a Short Story or Something Else?
  29. I Am Not GhoulSpawn | Excerpt From Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  30. BoomFuzzy Chapter 1 (Novel Excerpt - Quaraun The Insane)
  31. Psychedelics In A 'High' High Fantasy World (High Elves Getting High)
  32. World-building In The Quaraun Series: Creating a Fantasy World
  33. City of The Slushies | Chapter 7 | Quaraun The Insane
  34. How to Handle Writing Fantasy-Horror That Features Violence Against Children
  35. How To Write A Stage Play Script Frenzy 2010 Writing Dialogue
  36. Quaraun GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: The Lover's Triangle
  37. An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer
  38. A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond | Summoner of Darkness
  39. The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death
  40. Amphibious Aliens: My health since the stroke and Etiole . . .
  41. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
  42. Online Income: The Reality vs The Fantasy
  43. OtherKin: My 30th Anniversary of Being Transgender
  44. Autism and the Stigmas - Why Can’t You Accept Me As Me?
  45. Old Orchard Beach Hate Crimes
  46. Suicide, Rape, and Abuse In The Quaraun Series
  47. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  48. A Gallery of Fetish Shoes
  49. Custom Leggings - Designs By EelKat
  50. EGL: Elegant Gothic Lolita





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Language Warning?

Answering another question: "Do you have to swear so much?"

Damn, fucking, bloody hell, yes. And if you don't like it, you can take your elitist shit head, stuff it up your holier than thou ass, and jump off a cliff.

I write Yaoi. As in, I'm a Yaoi author. Yaoi is noted for being crude. It's a genre that you have to be 18 or older to buy. So, yeah, you're gonna find crude language here, and you probably want to be 18 or older to read my site here as well, because the #1 thing I talk about is Yaoi and how to write it.

If you're offended by crude language, you really ought to be asking yourself why you are visiting a website that deals predominantly with how to write gay sex scenes? Cocks, dicks, balls, and cum can be found on well over a thousand pages here.

Last 50 Updates

  1. Witcher 1 Mod List: The mods I am using in my Kalkstein playthrough

    Nov 18, 18 10:38 PM

    Witcher 1 Mod List: All the mods I am using in my Kalkstein playthrough

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  2. Witcher 3 Mod List

    Nov 18, 18 09:55 PM

    Witcher 3 Mod List: All the mods I am using in my Cult of Avallac'h playthrough

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  3. What happened to Twitch Chat and will Chat Return (NaNoWriMo 2018)

    Nov 18, 18 08:16 PM

    What happened to Twitch Chat and will Chat Return (Kendra Silvermander returns for NaNoWriMo 2018)

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  4. Why is Ciri dressed like that? A nude Ciri Witcher 3 Rant

    Oct 14, 18 09:41 PM

    Why is Ciri dressed like that? A nude Ciri Witcher 3 Rant

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  5. Witcher 3 Wild Hunt - Episode 655

    Sep 08, 18 05:47 PM

    Witcher 3 Wild Hunt - Episode 655

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  6. Wasn't it Auberon Ciri was with? I don't remember her with Avallac'h.

    Aug 29, 18 02:58 PM

    Wasn't it Auberon Ciri was with? I don't remember her with Avallac'h too.

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  7. Why are you so obsessed with Avallac'h?

    Aug 29, 18 01:16 PM

    Why are you so obsessed with Avallac'h?

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  8. What are your thoughts on when Avallac'h beats the shit out of Ciri?

    Aug 28, 18 06:50 PM

    Wait? You like Avallac'h? Have you not read the novels? What are your thoughts on the scene when Avallac'h beats the shit out of Ciri?

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  9. Witcher Rant: Why I Do Not Like Ciri

    Aug 28, 18 12:00 PM

    Witcher Rant: Why I Do Not Like Ciri

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  10. NSFW - The Ge'els Bitch Mod | Witcher 3 Brothel Swap Porn Mod

    Aug 09, 18 06:42 PM

    The complete stream contains 2 sex scenes, one with Tulip and one with Ciri.

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  11. Who Is Avallac'h? | Avallac'h CosPlay

    Aug 03, 18 12:51 PM

    Who Is Avallac'h? | Avallac'h CosPlay

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  12. Dear Nasty Bitch...

    Jul 30, 18 07:22 PM

    Dear Nasty Bitch...

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  13. [NSFW] Witcher 3 Nude Photos: Ciri Naked

    Jul 01, 18 02:21 AM

    [NSFW] Witcher 3 Nude Photos: Ciri Naked - because you guys requested it, so here is a page that is nothing but pictures of Ciri minus her clothes.

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  14. How to review pure gameplay gaming channels?

    Jun 28, 18 05:14 PM

    How to review pure gameplay gaming channels?

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  15. On being a handicapped CosPlayer at PortCon Maine 2017

    Jun 27, 18 05:04 PM

    On being a handicapped CosPlayer at PortCon Maine 2017

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  16. HTTPS Conversion Traffic Changes

    Jun 14, 18 05:20 PM

    HTTPS Conversion Traffic Changes

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  17. Reaching Lvl 100 In Witcher 3 Wild Hunt

    Jun 13, 18 10:14 PM

    Reaching Lvl 100 In Witcher 3 Wild Hunt

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  18. Avallac'h CosPlay Page Index

    May 19, 18 09:03 PM

    Avallac'h CosPlay Page Index

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  19. May 2, 2018 Yet Another KKK Attack On my Family In Old orchard Beach

    May 03, 18 05:38 PM

    May 2, 2018 Yet Another KKK Attack On my Family In Old orchard Beach

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  20. [NSFW] Avallac'h & His Nude Women | Witcher 3 Game Screen Shots

    Apr 24, 18 08:49 PM

    As requested... screenshots from my 700+ hour let's play of Witcher 3 Wild Hunt; featuring my Axii-ed sex slave Avallac'h and his "Wild Nudity Settings" naked women... [NSFW] Avallac'h & His Nude Wome…

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  21. Obsession: Avallac'h | Meet The Elf Wizard From witcher 3

    Apr 23, 18 04:50 PM

    My Newest Obsession: Avallac'h | Clips From Witcher 3

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  22. Where is the Money? | Content Marketing

    Apr 18, 18 11:38 PM

    Where is the Money? | Content Marketing

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  23. The Dark Side of CosPlay: Con Rape and Why It Happens So Often.

    Apr 14, 18 11:55 PM

    The Dark Side of CosPlay: A Look At Con Rape and Why It Happens So Often. 10k+ Pre-Teens Do Ciri Each Year Would you let YOUR daughter CosPlay Avallac'h or his 12 year old rape victim Ciri? & WHY Aval…

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  24. PortCon2018 Prep | Avallac'h CosPlay | Fabric Shopping | Part 2 of 4

    Apr 13, 18 12:13 AM

    PortCon2018 Prep | Avallac'h CosPlay | Fabric Shopping | Costume Making Vlog | Part 2 of 4

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  25. Planning Avallac'h CosPlay For PortCon2018 - Witcher 3 Vlog

    Apr 12, 18 11:14 PM

    (At Ep. 249) Planning Avallac'h CosPlay For PortCon2018 - Witcher 3 Vlog With Fellow Gamer

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  26. Are bloggers welcome here?

    Apr 09, 18 04:40 PM

    Are bloggers welcome here?

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  27. Getting Ready For PortCon 2018

    Apr 09, 18 05:43 AM

    Getting Ready For PortCon 2018

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  28. Your World: God & Satan vs Fantasy | EelKat's Guide To World Building

    Mar 31, 18 12:10 PM

    Your World: God & Satan vs Fantasy | EelKat's Guide To World Building - The Squidoo Series

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  29. How to get started as a writer? (Short Stories vs Novels vs Scripts)

    Mar 30, 18 09:28 AM

    How to get started as a writer? (Short Stories vs Novels vs Scripts)

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  30. I can't write 'deep' or overly descriptive stuff - Literary Fiction

    Mar 30, 18 08:51 AM

    A Look At The Ernest Hemingway Style of Writing: EelKat On Writing Literary Fiction: I'm not a fan of flowery descriptions, hidden messages, or metaphors...and I can't write 'deep' or overly descripti…

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  31. Do most aspiring writers plan for more than one book?

    Mar 29, 18 08:33 PM

    Writing Trilogy or Series vs Stand-Alone Novels: Do most aspiring writers plan for more than one book?

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  32. Procrastination: After I read this book I’ll be ready to write....

    Mar 29, 18 08:11 PM

    The Curse of Procrastination: After I’ve read this series of books I’ll be ready to write a book of epic fantasy...

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  33. Why I Removed Discus Comments From My Site

    Mar 29, 18 03:59 PM

    Why I Removed Discus Comments From My Site

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  34. How many pages to write/publish per day? (Content Marketing)

    Mar 29, 18 03:58 PM

    How many pages should you write and publish each day? (Content Marketing)

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  35. What rules of magic do you use in your world's magic system and why?

    Mar 28, 18 03:43 PM

    Creating Your Magic System: What rules of magic should you use in your world's magic system and why?

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  36. Describing the appearance of a character you're introducing?

    Mar 27, 18 06:00 PM

    Where do you stop describing the appearance of a character you're introducing?

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  37. How to get your self-published print book in local bookstores

    Mar 27, 18 05:56 PM

    How to get your self-published print book in local bookstores

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  38. Fantasy Tropes: What to avoid writing? What to include in your novel?

    Mar 27, 18 01:00 PM

    Fantasy Tropes: What to avoid writing? What to include in your novel?

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  39. Knowing what to include when describing the surroundings of a scene

    Mar 26, 18 02:04 PM

    Writing Literary Slice of Life Fantasy novels: Knowing what to include when describing the surroundings of a scene.

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  40. Should I aim for word counts or hours written?

    Mar 25, 18 05:35 PM

    Should I aim for word counts or hours written?

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  41. Writing Native Dialects or Kendra Silvermander on Reddit

    Mar 20, 18 05:50 AM

    Writing Native Dialects or Kendra Silvermander on Reddit: Let's take a look at my stalker's posts on Reddit

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  42. [NSFW] Writing The Sex Scenes In Crude Yaoi Monster Porn

    Mar 16, 18 11:21 AM

    "Hey, look, there's a penis, let's stick it in that vagina over there and jump around to build up some friction, until cum squirts out." Or A Lesson In How To Write Sex

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  43. [NSFW] Pink is For Penis... or What the Heck? Why Is Everything Pink?

    Mar 16, 18 05:57 AM

    [NSFW] Pink is For Penis.... or What the Heck? Why Is Everything Pink?

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  44. Increasing Word Count Without Fluff

    Mar 15, 18 10:56 PM

    Increasing Word Count Without Fluff

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  45. My Editing Process: How My Novels Go From Draft To Publication

    Mar 15, 18 02:28 PM

    My Editing Process: A Look At How My Novels Go From Draft To Publication

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  46. Doe'Uan and The Lonely Elf (From Kelim and The Necromancer)

    Mar 13, 18 06:13 PM

    Doe'Uan and The Lonely Elf (Sample chapter from Dark Fantasy novel: Kelim and The Necromancer)

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  47. How To Get Traffic: The Secret Behind My Super Long Mega Pages

    Mar 13, 18 07:48 AM

    Ever wondered how my 68k word page Amphibious Aliens got 10 million views? HINT: It had nothing to do with SEO and everything to do with offline marketing. How To Get Traffic: The Secret Behind My Sup…

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  48. Writing Gypsies & Nomads In Fantasy Fiction

    Mar 09, 18 09:49 PM

    Writing Gypsies & Nomads In Fantasy Fiction

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  49. FBI Investigation of Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies

    Mar 04, 18 12:33 PM

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    Feb 24, 18 02:23 AM

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  51. How profitable is each novel volume of your series?

    Feb 23, 18 11:01 PM

    How profitable was your first novel as compared to your second and third and fourth etc?

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  52. Can you have creatures from different mythologies in a horror story?

    Feb 23, 18 09:11 PM

    Can you have creatures from different mythologies in a horror story?

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