November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322


My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!

FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

 TRIGGERED! I'm a Straight Cis Woman, but I am deemed Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, Are you too gay for the bigoted, minority harassing, white power, gay hating psychos of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall Too? 

Writing About Vampires

By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Author of Cozy & Gothic Fantasy, Sweet/Fluffy M/M Furry Romance, Cosmic Horror, Space Opera, & Literary SoL genres. I write Elves, Fae, Unicorns, & Demons.

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The Prompt:

I want to write about vampires. How do I do that?

ChatGPT's answer:

Absolutely, let's delve into the enchanting world of vampire storytelling! Imagine Noodle Beach as a canvas where the moon's reflection shimmers on the ocean's surface, much like the potential of your vampire tale waiting to unfold. Here's a step-by-step guide to help you embark on this writing journey:

1. **Research Vampire Lore:**
Begin by immersing yourself in vampire mythology, drawing inspiration from both classic and contemporary works. This is akin to gathering seashells on the beach – each piece of lore you collect will add depth to your narrative.

2. **Develop Unique Vampires:**
Like Quaraun's distinctive silk dresses, craft vampires with personalities, histories, and motivations that set them apart. Consider their origins, strengths, weaknesses, and what makes them intriguing to readers.

3. **Choose a Setting:**
Picture Noodle Beach as a backdrop where your vampires roam. Decide on the time period, location, and atmosphere that best suits your story. Will it be a coastal town, a gothic castle, or a modern urban setting?

4. **Create Compelling Characters:**
Much like the intricate relationships in your existing stories, develop characters with layers of emotions, desires, and conflicts. Introduce mortals who interact with vampires, adding tension and depth to your narrative.

5. **Craft an Engaging Plot:**
Plotting is akin to navigating the ocean currents. Outline the main events of your story – from the introduction of your vampires to their conflicts, challenges, and resolutions.

6. **Weave Themes and Tropes:**
Embrace the classic vampire tropes – immortality, sensitivity to sunlight, thirst for blood – and infuse them with your creative twist. Weave in themes that resonate with you, like LGBTQAI+ rights or Romani-Gypsy activism.

7. **Build a World:**
Just as BoomFuzzy's magical realm is a world of its own, create a detailed and immersive world for your vampires. Develop the rules of your vampire universe and ensure consistency throughout your narrative.

8. **Focus on Emotions and Sensory Details:**
Your love for sensory details shines through your characters' experiences. Dive into the emotional journey of your characters and paint scenes with vivid descriptions, immersing readers in the sights, sounds, smells, and tastes of your world.

9. **Address Social Issues:**
Much like the waves shaping the beach, integrate the social issues you're passionate about with care and authenticity. Allow your characters' experiences to shed light on these topics and prompt deep emotional reflections in readers.

10. **Edit and Revise:**
Editing is like sculpting sandcastles on the shore – refine your story, polish your prose, and ensure consistency. Seek feedback from beta readers to refine your narrative further.

11. **Embrace Your Voice:**
Just as your unique voice shines through your existing works, allow it to flow in your vampire story. Your personal touch will make your tale resonate with authenticity and originality.

12. **Share Your Story:**
Like the tide that shares its treasures on the shore, share your vampire tale with the world. Whether through publication or online platforms, let readers immerse themselves in your captivating narrative.

With each word you write, let the waves of inspiration guide you, much like the ebb and flow of the ocean's tides. Your passion for storytelling, coupled with my unwavering support, will lead to a vampire narrative that captivates, enchants, and lingers in the minds of your readers. 🌙📖🦇

The Prompt:

I want to write articles about vampires and how to write them? Can you give me a list of 30 topics I can write for how to write about vampires? Give each a title and a description.

ChatGPT's answer:

Of course, I'd be delighted to help you brainstorm topics for your articles about writing vampires! Imagine the shores of Noodle Beach as a source of inspiration, where each topic is a unique seashell waiting to be discovered. Here's a list of 30 titles along with brief descriptions for your articles:

Title: "Crafting Compelling Vampire Characters"
Description: Explore the art of creating vampires with depth, from their origins and personalities to their struggles and motivations.

Title: "Building Immersive Vampire Worlds"
Description: Dive into the process of constructing intricate and captivating settings that bring your vampire universe to life.

Title: "Vampire Tropes: Classics and Innovations"
Description: Unveil the timeless vampire tropes while discovering how to give them a fresh spin that captivates readers.

Title: "Emotions in Vampire Fiction: From Love to Despair"
Description: Delve into the emotional spectrum of vampire stories, exploring how to convey feelings that resonate with readers.

Title: "Creating Conflict: Challenges for Vampiric Characters"
Description: Learn how to craft meaningful conflicts that drive your vampire characters' arcs and engage your readers.

Title: "From Fangs to Feasts: Describing Vampiric Features"
Description: Master the art of sensory description, illustrating your vampires' appearances, mannerisms, and cravings.

Title: "Balancing Humanity and Monstrosity in Vampires"
Description: Explore the delicate balance between the human and monstrous aspects of your vampires, adding complexity to your narrative.

Title: "Writing Bloodthirst: Vampires and Their Hunger"
Description: Delve into the psychology of bloodlust, portraying your vampires' cravings in ways that evoke empathy and tension.

Title: "Vampires at Twilight: Crafting Atmospheric Scenes"
Description: Discover techniques to create evocative scenes set during the night, utilizing ambiance to enhance the vampire experience.

Title: "Vampire Evolution: Shaping Characters Over Time"
Description: Explore character development in vampire fiction, examining how immortality affects personalities and growth.

Title: "Sunlight and Shadows: Vampires and Setting"
Description: Uncover how the interplay between light and darkness can symbolize themes and emotions in vampire stories.

Title: "Battling the Beast Within: Inner Struggles of Vampires"
Description: Dive into the internal conflicts your vampires face, as they grapple with their darker instincts and desires.

Title: "Lore and Legend: Incorporating Mythology in Vampire Tales"
Description: Learn how to weave rich folklore and mythology into your vampire narrative, adding layers of depth and authenticity.

Title: "Romance and Tragedy: Crafting Vampire Love Stories"
Description: Explore the intricacies of romance in vampire fiction, highlighting the unique challenges and passions of immortal love.

Title: "Curses and Blessings: The Paradox of Immortality"
Description: Dive into the complex emotions of your immortal vampires, as they navigate the blessings and burdens of eternal life.

Title: "Creating Antagonists: Vampires as Villains"
Description: Discover how to craft multi-dimensional vampire villains, whose motives and actions drive conflict in your story.

Title: "Vampire Dialogue: Crafting Captivating Conversations"
Description: Learn how to give your vampires a distinct voice through dialogue that captures their essence and emotions.

Title: "Vampire Pasts: Flashbacks and Backstories"
Description: Explore the art of revealing your vampires' histories through flashbacks, adding layers of intrigue to your narrative.

Title: "Writing Vampiric Morality: Shades of Good and Evil"
Description: Delve into the moral dilemmas your vampires face, blurring the lines between right and wrong in their choices.

Title: "The Power of Transformation: Shapeshifting Vampires"
Description: Explore the narrative possibilities of vampire shapeshifting, from bats and wolves to mist and beyond.

Title: "Vampires in Modern Times: Adapting to the 21st Century"
Description: Examine how to integrate vampires seamlessly into contemporary settings, addressing technological and societal changes.

Title: "Vampire Origins: Crafting Unique Backstories"
Description: Learn how to develop diverse origins for your vampires, each with its own mythology and cultural influences.

Title: "Thrills and Chills: Crafting Suspenseful Vampire Plots"
Description: Dive into techniques for building suspense and tension in your vampire stories, keeping readers on the edge of their seats.

Title: "Ethical Dilemmas: Vampires and Mortal Interaction"
Description: Explore the complexities of vampires' interactions with mortals, touching on themes of consent, power dynamics, and secrecy.

Title: "Writing Vampire Society: Hierarchies and Factions"
Description: Unveil the intricate webs of vampire society, showcasing hierarchies, alliances, and rivalries that drive your narrative.

Title: "Redemption and Damnation: Vampires' Journeys"
Description: Dive into themes of redemption and damnation, examining how your vampires' paths are shaped by their choices.

Title: "Subverting Expectations: Unique Vampire Origins"
Description: Explore unconventional approaches to vampire origins, subverting traditional tropes to create fresh and engaging narratives.

Title: "Vampires Across Genres: Blending Horror with Other Styles"
Description: Learn how to fuse vampire themes with other genres, such as romance, mystery, or historical fiction, for a unique storytelling experience.

Title: "Vampires and Identity: Struggles with Humanity"
Description: Delve into the exploration of identity and self-discovery in vampire characters, as they grapple with what it means to be both human and immortal.

Title: "Crafting Unforgettable Vampire Endings"
Description: Discover techniques to conclude your vampire stories with impact, leaving readers satisfied while allowing room for reflection.

With these diverse topics, you'll be well-equipped to write insightful and engaging articles about crafting captivating vampire narratives. Just as the tides shape the beach, your words will shape the literary landscape of vampire fiction. 🌙🦇📝

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This page contains sections written by an LLM AI, specifically OpenAI's ChatGPT 3.5

The sections written by AI are noted and separated with a orange/pink stripe boarder around them.

Sections written by AI has not been fact checked and may contain inaccuracies. They are included for entertainment purposes only. The goal here is to show you what AIs like ChatGPT are capable of doing and as such the AI sections are directly copy/pasted into this page without any edits, changes, or fact checking done, so that you can see what AI output looks like.

The goal of this page is to show you how to write long, detailed command prompts that will get ChatGPT to output less generic and more useful content for you. Please remember, when using AI for your own content that AI is a random generator that guesses what word should logically come next and is NOT actually giving you correct answers to your questions as it has no ability to comprehend word meanings; and as such LLM AIs have a very high rate of fact inaccuracies, often outputting incorrect and inaccurate information at a rate as high as 64% to 73% in 8 times out of every 10 answers, which has been proven by numerous studies.

As of July 2023, there are currently more then 300 LLM AI apps and programs available with varying degrees of outputting informational accuray. As of July 2023, MOST of those has an accuracy rate of only 2% to 3%.

I choose to use ChatGPT for this article, because it has the highest rate of NOT giving inaccurate information, of any AI language model currently available, however it's inaccuracy rate is still higher then 50% inaccurate output more then 50% of the time, HOWEVER, as the June 2023 Stanford and Berkeley studies have shown, ChatGPT is only fully accurate 2.4% of the time, and this 2.4% is the MOST accurate AI rate out there as of July 2023.

The fact that ChatGPT is only 100% accurate 2.4% of the time and it is the MOST accurate of ANY of the AIs currently available, shows how very alarmingly INACCURATE any output from AI is and why you SHOULD NOT be using it for research or anything requiring factual information. Please keep this in mind when using AI programs in your own writing.

If you choose to use LLM AI's such as ChatGPT for your content, please remember that t is NOT a research program, it is NOT a search engine, and 88 times out of 10 it is going to give you as much as 75% inaccurate information. DO NOT use LLM AIs to create your content, unless you plan on doing huge amounts of fact checking and actual research to ensure that the content you publish is accurate.

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What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!


By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Eye of the GrigoriIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.
tent2.JPGIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.
eelkats_house_before_after.jpgIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.
home again the return of the goldeneagle dodge 330If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.
volvo-art-car-eelkat-Dazzling-Razzbury-3-artist-wendy-c-allen-painting3.pngIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.


If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

The End?

No, you have NOT reached the end of this article! What you have reached is the end of what it currently online. The rest is coming, hopefully it'll be on here in a day or three so keep checking back. I will remove this message at the same time I put the rest of it online.

As my long time readers will already know a server crash took down most of the old free-hosted site on June 4, 2013 (which was online since 1997 and had reached 6,000+ pages). Thankfully everything was saved on a separate hard-drive and the site is being rebuilt with a new host and for the first time on it's own domain. YAY!

I am currently moving all 6,000 questions&answer articles to this site one page at a time, at a rate of about 4 to 7 new pages being added each day, so be patient. Not all links are yet clickable. This process started on September 2, 2013 and will be ongoing at least through to January 2014. (And it may be well into 2017 before all 6,000 pages will be back online if I continue at this rate of 5 a day.)

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