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40TH CENTURY DYSTOPIAN MAINE | COZY SWEET ROMANTASY | DARK FANTASY | ELVES & FAERIES & DEMONS & SHIFTERS | FURRY YAOI | GOTHIC LITERATURE | GYPSY MAIN CHARACTERS | INTERSEX CHARACTER | LGBTQAI+ FICTION | MARRIED GAY COUPLE | MINI STORY | Mpreg SERIES | POLY GAY ROMANCE | QUEER FICTION | SLICE OF LIFE | TRANSMAN CHARACTER | VIGNETTE | ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE |
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
Mint, Madness, and Motor Parts
BoomFuzzy hummed tunelessly, gold-toothed grin wide as he ladled emerald mint jelly into tiny glass jars. The food truck’s windows fogged with the syrupy steam, filling the small space with sticky sweet perfume. The back counter was lined with rows of jars, their jelly catching the grey daylight like jewels.
At the table, Quaraun lounged, sipping slowly from a glass of thick, shimmering Green Fairy Wine. His pink silks puddled around him, hair coiled in glistening heaps on the floor. He leaned his chin on his hand, watching BoomFuzzy’s every move with lazy adoration.
“Unicorn,” Quaraun slurred slightly. “Make Absinthe jelly.”
BoomFuzzy chuckled, setting aside his mint ladle.
“Ya mad JellyElf. Jelly o’ fairy piss, aye?”
“As long as it is not JellyFish Jelly,” Quaraun said solemnly, as if he’d issued a royal decree, which in his mind it was, seeing how he was the royal advisor to King Gwallmaiic, and BoomFuzzy was King Gwallmaiic.
Before BoomFuzzy could answer, the side door clattered open.
GhoulSpawn ducked inside, brushing moss and raindrops from his tangled horns.
“Found a city!” he announced, shaking water everywhere. “Real old. Like…old-old. Twentieth century level old. I think there was an auto museum. Some of the stuff’s still there. Old cars. Metal bits. Lot of ’60s cars. You could find something for the Bus!”
BoomFuzzy perked up, his long purple tail flicking.
“Ooh, aye? Might be somethin’ to fix me leakin’ roof! Be nice to not have a tarp tacked over us.”
“Or at least make a bedframe.”
“We do not need a bedframe,” Quaraun said. “Sleeping on the floor is just fine. A bedframe takes up space. Space we can not use for anything else.”
“That’s fine for you and BoomFuzzy. You’re both midgets. I’m almost seven feet tall if you hadn’t noticed.
GhoulSpawn sprawled beside Quaraun, accidentally knocking over a jar of mint jelly.
“Gentle. These are delicate treasures." Quaraun rescued it with prehensile hair, careful, meticulous, and placed it back upright, chiding.
BoomFuzzy laughed again, heartily, filling the tiny space with heat and joy.
“Delicate treasures? It’s fuckin’ mint sludge, Love!”
But Quaraun just smiled, drunk, adoring, his world safe and perfect inside this tiny blue Bus.
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![]() King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn: Quaraun's husband, BoomFuzzy aka King Gwallmaiic, a Scottish Phooka, who is King of The UnSeelie Court. Quaraun is his court mage and advisor, as well as the only Elf in The UnSeelie Court. BoomFuzzy is a "classic fantasy type" Necromancer who uses sorcery to raise the dead. Being a Faerie he is also an illusionist and master of trickster magic. By profession, he is a Master Chef, owning the global monopoly on restaurants, taverns, pubs, and food trucks. Until his death, BoomFuzzy was regarded as the world's most powerful wizard. He is now a Lich. BoomFuzzy is also half-Human. His mother was a Mongolian/Chinese Human, which is why he wears distinctively Asian outfits, along with a great kilt worn as a cape. Known as BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, he often takes the form of a purple Unicorn. BoomFuzzy's exact age is unknown, though he was well over two thousand years old at the time of his death, and Quaraun resurrected him as a Lich around 500+ years ago, making him close to 3,000 years old. In his BlackBird form he is fifteen thousand years old. Art by Wendy Christine Allen ![]() |
![]() Quaraun the Insane aka The Pink Necromancer: The F2M transgender Persian Moon Elf main character: The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun The Insane, with BoomFuzzy the Unicorn. F2M for those unaware = Quaraun was biologically born female, but transitioned to live as a male; this is why there are stories where Quaraun is sometimes pregnant, in spite of being male and using he/him male pronouns. Quaraun is a Necromancer by the actual dictionary definition of the word, meaning he is a psychic medium who sees and hears ghosts, and uses tarot, spirit boards, and seances to communicate with the dead. By profession he is a silk weaver/tailor/silk merchant. Quaraun is an Elder God JellyFish who takes the form of an Elf to blend in with society. His 12 foot long hair is made out of venomous, stinging jellyfish tentacles. Quaraun is BoomFuzzy's apprentice and regarded as the world's most powerful still living wizard. Quaraun's exact age is unknown, but he is somewhere around 750 years old. In his SunTa form he is twelve thousand years old. The Scared Pink JellyFish that lives in him, is stated to being over two million years old. Art by Wendy Christine Allen ![]() |
Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post
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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
Main characters: The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun (A Moon Elf) and his husband King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy aka The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley, Lich King of Fire Mountain (A Phooka/Faerie).
BoomFuzzy is King of The UnSeelie Court;
Quaraun is his Court Mage;
GhoulSpawn (not pictured) is Quaraun’s apprentice.
They are the world’s three most evil super villains, though they do not see themselves as evil. They own the world’s only functioning BioDome and thus hold the world’s monopoly on crops, food, livestock, and fabric, holding the Human population at their sadistic mercy.
These stories are told from their point of view.
— — Art by Wendy Christine Allen
Links To The Quaraun Stories Can Be Found Listed Here
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You can find even more Quaraun novels, novellas, novelettes, short stories, poems and drabbles at these locations:
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There are now over two thousand stories in this series, on Medium, here are lists of some of them sorted by categories:
40th Century Dystopian — Maine | Bare Feet | BioDomes | Clam Digging | Cozy Romantasy | Culinary Cozy | Cursed Magic Items | Dark Fantasy | Elves & Faeries & Demons & Shifters & MerMen | Fishing | Food Truck Tales | Furry Yaoi (often featuring MPreg) | Ghost Stories | The GodForsaken City | Gothic Literature | Graveyards | Gypsy Main Characters | Harvesting, Gathering, Scavenging | Haunted Houses | Hippy Crafts | Horror | Living in a Lighthouse | Married Gay Couple | Merchants | Nautical Fiction | Noodle Beach | Off Grid Survivalist Preppers | Paranoia | Planet Diona | Poems | Poly Gay Romance | Random Encounters | RiverBoat Gypsies Life | The Rose Garden | Singing Sea Slugs | Shoes | Silent Moor | Sleep Stories | Slice of Life | Stormy Weather | Tavern Encounters | Thieves | TransMan Character | Travelling Gypsies | UnDead Lobsters | The UnSeelie Court | Vardo Dwelling | Yurt Glamping | Zombie Apocalypse | Zombies
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Index of the Quaraun novels, novellas, & short story collections on Amazon
Index of the Quaraun short stories on GumRoad
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An Index of the more than TWO THOUSAND Quaraun Short Stories on Medium
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Index of the Quaraun short stories on Vocal
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Index of the Quaraun Short Stories on Notd
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An Index of the Quaraun Merch on CafePress
Pink Necromancer Merch: On Zazzle:
Index of the Quaraun Merch on Zazzle