40TH CENTURY DYSTOPIAN MAINE | COZY SWEET ROMANTASY | DARK FANTASY | ELVES & FAERIES & DEMONS & SHIFTERS | FURRY YAOI | GOTHIC LITERATURE | GYPSY MAIN CHARACTERS | INTERSEX CHARACTER | LGBTQAI+ FICTION | MARRIED GAY COUPLE | MINI STORY | Mpreg SERIES | POLY GAY ROMANCE | QUEER FICTION | SLICE OF LIFE | TRANSMAN CHARACTER | VIGNETTE | ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE |

🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸

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No Place for Birth

The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story 

Series Trigger Warnings:

 * Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover

 * Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man

 * Furry Yaoi 

 * Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.

 * Transman Mpreg

Not all things appear in all stories. 

Series Heat Level:

 * Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon

 * Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange

 * Novels: Orange, Lemon

No Place for Birth, a fiction short/story poem
{TW: transgender main character & MPreg} A Pink Necromancer Fiction Story Poem

Quaraun felt wrong on that cold, bleak trail,
 His womb clenched tight like a wind-worn sail.
 BoomFuzzy squinted, sensing the air,
 But offered only, “It’s stormin’, I swear.”

“No,” Quaraun whimpered, breath caught in throat,
 “It’s more than the wind — something remote.
 The trees feel wrong. The moss smells dead.”
 He clutched his gut. “And — Unicorn — I bled.”

GhoulSpawn stood still, then kicked at a root,
 “Floodplain,” he mumbled, “the data don’t suit.
 There’s pressure shifts. Radiation spikes.
 Something’s off with these geological likes.”

But Quaraun was pale, his breath too fast,
 He clung to BoomFuzzy, “I shall not last.
 I fear — I fear — I’ve gone into birth,
 But we’re too deep in the cold cruel Earth.”

BoomFuzzy cursed. “This savage wild’s nae place — 
 For bairns tae be born! Ah, look at yer face!”
 He dropped his satchel, laid Quaraun down,
 Spread blankets quick on the spongy ground.

But pine branches clawed at the pink silk tent,
 The wind tore harder. The sky was bent.
 Black clouds spiralled like grief made flesh,
 And the air stank thick of mould and death.

“I told you” Quaraun wept, “I told you this day,
 Would come in the woods, in a cursed way.
 Not home. Not warm. Not safe. Not clean.
 Not in a room where spirits are seen.
 No charms. No runes. No witchlight lamp.
 No bed. No fire. No blessed camp.”

BoomFuzzy wrapped his arms round tight,
 Whispered, “I’ll no let ’em take ya tonight.”
 He kissed Quaraun’s brow, wiped vomit from lips,
 While thunder rolled and the forest slipped.

The ground gave way beneath the storm,
 A muddy slide down a hill newly born.
 GhoulSpawn slipped, then scrambled for rope,
 “Tie something! Anything! — We’re on the slope!”

Below, a glade drowned in rising flood,
 Roots pulled free in a soup of mud.
 The tent was gone. The food was drowned.
 And Quaraun shrieked when his foot touched ground.

Water.

Too deep. Too cold. Too black. Too fast.
 A memory surged. He screamed from the past.
 His hands once shattered in this sort of flood.
 His soul once broken in trauma and blood.

BoomFuzzy lifted him, boots splashing wide,
 Held him above the biting tide.
 But the babies came. Not hours. Not later.
 Now — in the storm, in the black, in the crater.

Two at once, in the night’s raw rage.
 While GhoulSpawn lit a fire with bark and sage.
 The sparks flared fast as BoomFuzzy caught,
 Both babes howling from the watery rot.

“It’s nae right,” BoomFuzzy said, his hands both red,
 “No bairns should scream where the moss is dead.
 But scream they do. And strong they are.
 They’ll outlive this storm, they’ll bear the scar.”

Quaraun sobbed, half-conscious, bled dry,
 His jellyfish hair curled up to the sky.
 BoomFuzzy bundled them, pressed him close,
 Whispered warm truths against the ghost.

GhoulSpawn muttered, “Cave yonder side.
 Dry and small, and barely wide.
 I’ll carry the packs. You take the kin.
 We’ll survive this storm. We’ve always been thin.”

They moved like shadows into that rock,
 As the forest howled, as branches knocked.
 The babies mewled, and Quaraun cried,
 And BoomFuzzy whispered, “Ye’re alive. Ye’re alive.”

In the morning mist, the flood receded.
 The storm had passed. The mountain heeded.
 A father, a lover, and newborn kin,
 Curled in a cave, wrapped in deer skin.

They’d lost their maps. Their trail long torn.
 But twins now breathed, though weak, and worn.
 Quaraun sighed as BoomFuzzy kissed,
 His jellyfish hair still damp with mist.

“This world’s a savage,” BoomFuzzy said low.
 “But me Love, we make it less so.
 With fire, with soup, with hands, with breath.
 We’ll birth hope in a place of death.”

Today’s story was brought to you by the letter N.

More stories starting with N can be found here:

The Pink Necromancer Index: Part N -- An Alphabetical Index of my 1k+ Drabbles, Poems, Kishōtenketsu, & Other Short Fiction on Medium

This story is published in:



Includes the following stories:

  1. The Savage Wilderness of the Post-Comet Earth
  2. The Terror Bird
  3. Lost, But Never Wrong
  4. Acrophobia
  5. The Herd Approaches
  6. IkuTursu’s Cursed Depths of the Swamp Where Pine Boughs Whisper
  7. Wind and Hematite on the Cliff
  8. You trust that nonsense over a map?
  9. Not Little Red Riding Hood
  10. A Twisted Tree
  11. A Tumble In The River
  12. Turquoise
  13. The Book Burning Maggots, You Can't Spell Hatred Without Red Hats
  14. Drowned Dead Beneath The Ice
  15. Inner Fortitude
  16. Amidst the Dread and Drear and Death
  17. Midnight silk whispers
  18. In the Depth of Winter’s Grip
  19. Cane and Gold
  20. He Was Not Built To Be Small
  21. No Place for Birth




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aaa-quaraun-boomfuzzy-ghoulspawn-v12-banner-wboarder-wtextThe Pink Necromancer, Moon Elf silk weaver & merchant: Quaraun on Noodle Beach. His master chef Phooka turned Lich husband: BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. And their on again/off again mad scientist Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Time Travel setting swings back and forth between 40th century Maine after a comet hit the moon decimating the planet, and the 1970s, Maine. Quaraun in the main character, he and BoomFuzzy are a married gay couple. GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
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King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn:

Quaraun's husband, BoomFuzzy aka King Gwallmaiic, a Scottish Phooka, who is King of The UnSeelie Court.

Quaraun is his court mage and advisor, as well as the only Elf in The UnSeelie Court.

BoomFuzzy is a "classic fantasy type" Necromancer who uses sorcery to raise the dead. Being a Faerie he is also an illusionist and master of trickster magic.

By profession, he is a Master Chef, owning the global monopoly on restaurants, taverns, pubs, and food trucks.

Until his death, BoomFuzzy was regarded as the world's most powerful wizard. He is now a Lich.

BoomFuzzy is also half-Human. His mother was a Mongolian/Chinese Human, which is why he wears distinctively Asian outfits, along with a great kilt worn as a cape.

Known as BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, he often takes the form of a purple Unicorn.

BoomFuzzy's exact age is unknown, though he was well over two thousand years old at the time of his death, and Quaraun resurrected him as a Lich around 500+ years ago, making him close to 3,000 years old.

In his BlackBird form he is fifteen thousand years old.

Art by Wendy Christine Allen

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Quaraun the Insane aka The Pink Necromancer:

The F2M transgender Persian Moon Elf main character: The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun The Insane, with BoomFuzzy the Unicorn. F2M for those unaware = Quaraun was biologically born female, but transitioned to live as a male; this is why there are stories where Quaraun is sometimes pregnant, in spite of being male and using he/him male pronouns.

Quaraun is a Necromancer by the actual dictionary definition of the word, meaning he is a psychic medium who sees and hears ghosts, and uses tarot, spirit boards, and seances to communicate with the dead.

By profession he is a silk weaver/tailor/silk merchant. Quaraun is an Elder God JellyFish who takes the form of an Elf to blend in with society. His 12 foot long hair is made out of venomous, stinging jellyfish tentacles.

Quaraun is BoomFuzzy's apprentice and regarded as the world's most powerful still living wizard. Quaraun's exact age is unknown, but he is somewhere around 750 years old.

In his SunTa form he is twelve thousand years old.

The Scared Pink JellyFish that lives in him, is stated to being over two million years old.

Art by Wendy Christine Allen

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Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post

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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series

🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸

  • eBook Editions from this series can be found on: GumRoad
  • Kindle, eBook, Print Paperback, & full colour illustrated Hardcover Editions from this series can be found on: Amazon
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Main characters: The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun (A Moon Elf) and his husband King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy aka The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley, Lich King of Fire Mountain (A Phooka/Faerie).

BoomFuzzy is King of The UnSeelie Court;

Quaraun is his Court Mage;

GhoulSpawn (not pictured) is Quaraun’s apprentice.

They are the world’s three most evil super villains, though they do not see themselves as evil. They own the world’s only functioning BioDome and thus hold the world’s monopoly on crops, food, livestock, and fabric, holding the Human population at their sadistic mercy.

These stories are told from their point of view.

 — — Art by Wendy Christine Allen

Meet The Characters

Links To The Quaraun Stories Can Be Found Listed Here

These Stories are cross published on:

Amazon

Blogger

GumRoad

Medium

Notd

Tumblr

Vocal

You can find even more Quaraun novels, novellas, novelettes, short stories, poems and drabbles at these locations:

| Amazon AC1 | Amazon AC2 | Blogger | DeviantArt | FB Profile | FB Page | FB Short Story Writers Group | FictionPress | Google Business | Google Developers | Gravatar | GumRoad | Instagram | Itch.io | LinkedIn | Medium | Myspace | NexusMods | Notd | OnlyFans | PayPal | Pinterest | Quora | Reddit 1 | Reddit 2 | Spoonflower | Steam | TikTok | Tumblr | Twitch | Twitter-X | Vocal | YouTube | Zazzle | Google+ |

This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine. All Rights Reserved.

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There are now over two thousand stories in this series, on Medium, here are lists of some of them sorted by categories:

40th Century Dystopian — Maine | Bare Feet | BioDomes | Clam Digging | Cozy Romantasy | Culinary Cozy | Cursed Magic Items | Dark Fantasy | Elves & Faeries & Demons & Shifters & MerMen | Fishing | Food Truck Tales | Furry Yaoi (often featuring MPreg) | Ghost Stories | The GodForsaken City | Gothic Literature | Graveyards | Gypsy Main Characters | Harvesting, Gathering, Scavenging | Haunted Houses | Hippy Crafts | Horror | Living in a Lighthouse | Married Gay Couple | Merchants | Nautical Fiction | Noodle Beach | Off Grid Survivalist Preppers | Paranoia | Planet Diona | Poems | Poly Gay Romance | Random Encounters | RiverBoat Gypsies Life | The Rose Garden | Singing Sea Slugs | Shoes | Silent Moor | Sleep Stories | Slice of Life | Stormy Weather | Tavern Encounters | Thieves | TransMan Character | Travelling Gypsies | UnDead Lobsters | The UnSeelie Court | Vardo Dwelling | Yurt Glamping | Zombie Apocalypse | Zombies

This page, including all art, photos, and text was written & created by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine. All Rights Reserved.

|©2025 Wendy Christine Allen | All Rights Reserved|



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The Space Dock 13 WebRing

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Need Writing Prompts?

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Currency In Worldbuilding

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Looking For Cozy Fantasy Micro Fiction

Free To Read Online?

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Need Help Defeating Overpowered Fantasy Wizards?



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Looking For Wizards With Flamboyant Nipples?



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d100 list of 100 Curious Items in Quaraun's Traveling Trunk

d100 list of 100 Magical Trinkets Sold In Quaraun's Silk Shop 

d100 list of 100 Dark Magic Artifacts and Their Curses

d100 list of 100 Legendary Spells Crafted by Quaraun

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d100 list of 100 Unique Ice Cream Flavors You Might Find in Noodle Beach 



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Dragging a Body Through The Snow

and

Talking While Falling Asleep



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Wizards and More Wizards

and Even More Wizards

and Still More wizards

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Plus

Elves and Very High, High Elves 

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Unicorns and Phookas and Demons

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and

The Dangers of World Travel

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Where To Get Writing Ideas?

and

Writing What You Know Might Not Be What You Think It Is

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plus

Idiots Who See Things I Never Wrote

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and, oh look...

Geriatric Fiction: Literature About Elderly Characters aka Yet another look at readers who see things I did not write

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but also

Don't Forget To Just Write 

because Yes, You Can!

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Plus

The Park Bench Method of Writing



And...

Is Content Still King After HCU?

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Books By Wendy Christine Allen
Currently Available on Amazon Kindle:

Index of the Quaraun novels, novellas, & short story collections on Amazon

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And GumRoad:


Index of the Quaraun short stories on GumRoad

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On Medium:

An Index of the more than TWO THOUSAND Quaraun Short Stories on Medium

(NOTE: a $5 or $15 per month paid subscription required to access stories on Medium)


On Vocal:

Index of the Quaraun short stories on Vocal


On Notd:

Index of the Quaraun Short Stories on Notd


On OnlyFans:

Index of the Quaraun Short Stories on OnlyFans


Pink Necromancer Merch: On CafePress:

An Index of the Quaraun Merch on CafePress


Pink Necromancer Merch: On Zazzle:

Index of the Quaraun Merch on Zazzle


Not Quaraun:

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