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City of The Slushies | Chapter 22 | Quaraun The Insane (The PortCon Maine 2017 Novel)

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While Quaraun and Unicorn argued over wither or not Unicorn should be allowed to eat the captured Elves, GhoulSpawn took to asking each of the Elves their names, making a list, and then alphabetizing it. It was found that there were exactly 101 Elves who gave their names to be:

Abahtaur Dewglitter Borela Shiverwarp

Adezi Cairnrat Braidroot Chillcraze The Uncatchable

Afado Songsnake Ddahd Snowgibber

Afely Earthbard Eige Warpfreeze

Ahaniliub Blackfollower Elmfury Chillspawn The Ghast

Alanupars Songfang Blazekill

Aralohd Rodfletcher  Chillblink

Aselduin Streakjuggler Herbweed Ghastfreeze The Haunter

Ateries Gleamjester Angerspirit The Angry

Babalaat Bonewolf Hicya Evilflicker The Warped

Beregant Cairndash Madfreeze

Bivas Cairnspell Cursespring Hauntghast The Frigid

Blue Sunrise Alderthicket Goreflicker

Bubble Twirl Honeybraid Chillflicker The Evil

Cators Goldwarrior Twistspawn The Insane

Cedar Rocket Copseclaw Oozegibber The Skeletal

Cedartock Marrowleaf of Biontra

Cerednars Grintraveller Rageshiver The Evil

Copper Strike Mossshrub Freezespawn

Crystal Runner Maplewood Evilchill The Flash

Danattarh Dayzephyr Flaredream The Battler

Debovnez Stormfinder Gan Icefreeze

Delightful Neon Oddtrunk Furytear The Uncatchable

Dusenadl Ironstorm Evilfreeze

Edabail Shotpacer of Madcraze The Haunter

Ekire Bloodwound Veingrinder Foulfear

Elniub Silverfire Oldsprig Furyblink

Enesinien Battlefighter Evilshiver

Epdehr Highbranch Weedfury Ghoulcurse

Eroak Ratkiller Rowanvine Leafroot

Erokutuc Breakcarver Pinetooth Ripzap The Cold

Etciir Fightermolder Warpchill The Twisted

Eveon Moonbreaker of Conytedz

Fexikub Pearlfire Gorefreeze The Chiller

Foambloom Quicktimber Madfreeze The Berserk

Ganahhiir Brushjester Rotshiver The Cold

Gasanear Windstrike Madchill The Chiller

Heribanb Battlephoenix Snowflicker The Ripper

Hulheth Swampcutter Springfury The Worm-ridden

Ifinubat Silentdream Icebrood The Uncatchable

Ihilatuar Starhail Mindtrack The Quick

Ihisduhl Druidhider Murkmaw The Boss

Ileke Fighterbreaker Wildmane Ragechill The Violent

Inirida Hailseer Zapflicker

Ipnagr Lakecutter Zapcraze The Unstoppable

Irnitn Lowpanther Madsoul The Hateful

Jade Pepper of The Dark Blade

Jirarese Lapis Reader of The Fearful Sword

Kadte Longboar Madchill The Rotten

Kayofrur Vineclaw Winterwillow Snowspectre

Lanihnaen Gemjuggler Demonchill The Fallen

Lebifem Curseseer Brainwave

Lydi Grimtraveller Lakedream The Chiller

Lyro Doomsong Iceshiver The Decrepit

Madirbid Caveclaw Oceanmind The Drowner

Nabibhaor Battlearcher Armfrond The Bloody Dagger

Nacuner Songshooter Freezedemon The Ghoul

Nanahc Divemark Waterfang

Narahh Windbreaker The Hell-born

Nerunash Foxbrewer Bentchill The Insane

Nirdech Lancebreaker Freezeghoul The Damned

Nirlaog Starpotion Brownbeard of 

Noratlean Breezehare Aquabrood

Olrif Longbreaker Ghostghoul Ghostspectre Riverbrain The Frigid

Opal Swirl Farberry Crazefreeze The Crazed

Orlad Snaketwister Evilgibber

Pearlshores Twistgreed The Cadaverous

Pteganyt Akira Flamesnarl of Eiha

Quacola ReelmHerbfrond Flametool

Quadept Glassbuds Ghoulsoul The Haunt

Quallohaco Toothpacer Bentfreeze The Decayed

Quarotin Markthief Hazeltalon Crazetwist

Qui'Arrowknots Eviltwist The Rotting

Quidamerus Redvine Ghoulspectre The Ghost

Quorock Fighter Riverspawn The Cold

Rarar Hopewanderer Marrowsprig Souldemon

Razka Demonruler Bentfreeze The Mouldering

Rena Ivoryrod Shroudblow Icefreeze The Ghost

Rezusihe Wisedemon  Crazetwist The Frigid

Rhyme Sentry Mossash Crazerot

Riyonnas Ashsnake Evilbrood The Mouldering

Rock Shimmer Shockstone Iceghoul

Roti Cursejackal Seashiver The Frigid

Rugaih Dewstar Springlimb Oozegibber The Insane

Ruvebmad Pathhawk Icesoul The Hellish

Silver Shimmer Viletrack The Devourer

Spark Screw Smartbeast

Tanodgaib Reddruid Strangeleaf Shiverspawn The Demon

Taredohh Happybull Treeember The Quick

Tenoshiis Hammertracer The Hellish Executioner

Tileah Witvictor Shiverspectre The Evil

Tinarinu Gashdreamer Summershrub Seawave The Drowned

Utinpaar Watersinger The Vicious Serpent

Vadhahn Cloudshadow Shiverspirit

Wranohiiz Rodcurser Wandfury Waterdream The Drowned

Xarekexi Nightsinger The Howling Strumpet

Yratori Weaseltaker Snowdemon The Cold

Yratut Strongfighter Wisebramble Spirithaunt The Spectral

Zinak Redfighter The Bloody Knave

Zisp Rana Icerage of Losamon


GhoulSpawn read this list of names to Quaraun and Unicorn, but niether was listening to the Half-Elf, who sat down on the floor and began re-reading the list of names over and over again. After a while he stopped reading and looked up at the Elves. Then back down at the list.

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"Quaraun?" GhoulSpawn called out, trying to get the Elf's attention.

He wasn't listening.

GhoulSpawn got up and went over to Quaraun and poked him.

"What?" Quaraun yelled.

"You might want to look at this."

"What is it?"

"The names of these Elves."

GhoulSpawn handed the list to Quaraun. Quaraun glanced at the list.

"So?"

"You didn't read the names."

"Why would I?"

"I think you should."

Quaraun sighed and looked down at the list again, this time half pretending to read the names.

"What wrong wid names?" Unicorn asked looking at the list but not being able to read, saw nothing of importance.

"Do you not feel anything about this place?" GhoulSpawn asked. "Either of you?"

Quaraun looked up at GhoulSpawn and then back to the list. This time he started reading the names.

GhoulSpawn started pointing out the names and reading out loud only parts of them...

"Look... Shiverwarp, Chillcraze, Snowgibber, Warpfreeze, Chillspawn The Ghast, Chillblink, Ghastfreeze The Haunter..."

"They're Liches," Quaraun said. 

"Is dey?"

"Frost Liches."

"Why we no feel dat?"

"I don't know."

"That's why," GhoulSpawn said. "They responded to you. Why we couldn't fight them, but you rounded them up in seconds. You're a Necromancer with power over Liches."

"One hundred and one liches, all together? Why?"

"I think that's why the desert is frozen. That many frost liches in one area. They just froze the region. All the planets and trees died. Left nothing but a frozen desert behind."

"I think you're right. But, how do so many liches get in one place like this."

"I think this is some sort of prison. Not just this dungeon. I mean this whole place. This whole realm. It looks like a prison for liches, which would explain how you got here. He's a lich."

GhoulSpawn pointed to Unicorn.

"And it would explain," GhoulSpawn continued. "Why you arrived here with no memory and him with no powers. This place has some sort of hold over liches. These Elves, they don't know they are liches. They don't remember. Just like Unicorn. They arrived here with no memories."



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GhoulSpawn looked at the pale, ghostly Elves, while Quaraun read the list again.

"I think," GhoulSpawn said. "This also explains the slushies."

"How does this explain the slshies?" Quaraun asked.

"Think about it. Liches don't need to eat. But they do any ways out of old habits of the flesh. No one in this place eats anything but slushies. And what are slushies?"

"Frozen, flavored ice."

"Exactly. And you can't survive on eating nothing but flavoured ice. Did you notice the people... they are Humans but they all say they can remember Bazooloo from hundreds of years ago. Humans don't live that long. And there are no children in this place."

"Every one here is a Lich."

"Everyone except Bazooloo."

"Slush Master Bazooloo," Quaraun muttered to himself. 

"Bazooloo is not what he says he is."

"He's a Thillid."

"All Thullids are psyion. He's a power hungry psyion."

"Then the Thullids are up to something."

"Bazooloo, must be a Necromancer."

"Bazooloo is a priest."

"A priest can become a Necromancer."

"But why hoard up liches? And why lock these up below the church while letting the others roam free?"

"These are insane. Twisted. Clearly they don't meet his purpose."

"Which is?"

"I don't know."

"So, Unicorn is here because of something that draws liches to this place. And you're here because I somehow wished for you. How did I get here?" Quaraun asked.

"You're soul bound to Unicorn, aren't you?"

"You know that."

"You have half of his soul in you. He has half of your soul in him. That makes you half lich."

"I'm a lich?" Quaraun asked. "I never thought of it that way before. I'm a lich."

"I think we have to get out of here."

"That's what I've been saying."

"No... I mean... I think, Bazooloo is up to something and he's gonna try to use you for something evil. And you need to be out of here before he tried doing whatever it is he's gonna try and do."

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Volume 59: The City of the Slushies

Quaraun and Unicorn wake up in a frozen desert, with no knowledge of where they are and memory of how they got there.

Assuming that they have once again been sucked out of their own time and space by yet another of GhoulSpawn's unstable portals, the two wizards set off to find a way back home, and come across a strange isolated Human city, where a squid-headed priest controls all the water sources, forcing people to worship his god or die of thirst.

Slush Master Bazooloo of the 8 Arms has brainwashed the citizens to depend upon the magical properties of the life giving slushies. Generations have passed since the last Human saw a natural water source, and with Bazooloo handing out Slushies only to those he deems worthy of living, the citizens have divided off into sects, each controlled by their devotion to one flavour of slushie.

When Unicorn shows the people how to make their own slushies and introducing new never before seen flavors, disrupting the belief in the mythical 9th flavour, he is seen by some as the Slush God whose coming was foretold and by others as a heretic sent by the evil Slush Maid to destroy Bazooloo's reign.


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NOTE:
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What you are seeing here is the unedited first draft as it is being written. The published version may be vastly different.

Expect what is seen here to change, be added to, and expanded upon during the editing and revision process.

Some parts may read awkward, as a simple sentence may be being used as a "place card" for an entire scene. The sentence will later be changed to a full scene in the published version.


Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28


Fire and Pearls by Brett Pierce

The premise of this story was created in a brainstorm session workshop at PortCon Maine 2017, in a panel called "Foundations of Worldbuilding" by Brett Pierce.

A group of about 60 people collaborated to create the basic structure on which this story was built.

Thank you to everyone who was part of this workshop and helped to create this portal world for Quaraun and Unicorn to visit!


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I was in a 1-hour writing workshop last month and we were given the challenge to write a story based of a set of ideas that the group made together. The idea was to come up with a theocracy that was not evil and did not involve the worship of a deity.

In the end, we agreed to write this:

  1. A Fantasy set in an isolated city in a frozen desert, where the people worship slushies, and the leader is a slushie seller who has been elevated to god-statues by the people due to their belief that magic slushies are sacred objects. While the Slush Master himself rules his theocracy peacefully, the members themselves have divided off into sects, each sect worshiping a different flavour slushie and shunning anyone who worships any other flavour. 8 flavours exist, but a mythical 9th flavour is said to soon be coming to save humanity. People in the surrounding countries refuse to do business with them, believing them to be insane, resulting in their complete and total lack of any trade or merchants.

I don't know if anyone else in the group has actually gone on to write a story based off this idea or not, but me, I'm 7 chapters into writing a novel based off this idea. It's fun to write because it goes against a lot of the norms you see in a fantasy theocracy. 

The world I'm dropping the story into is one I've already got several volumes published for.

The government system of the region is basically a group of wealthy, pompous bigot magic users (think, Ku Klux Klan, if they were Elf Wizards) who've declared every one who practices any form of magic (and you'd be surprised what they consider "magic" to be - like 1500s witch hunters they can "see" "magic" in everything, so long as it serves their purpose) without their permission, to be a traitor and must be executed. They started out as a wizarding guild, but then they killed off all the other guilds are are the only guild left (thus people refer to them simply as "The Guild"), they went on to over throw the government (a quasi-clanish-tribal-monarchy system) and declare themselves the law of the land.

I'm not sure what type of government you would call it - it's kind of like gangsters of the 1920s, where big bullies who can out bully the other bullies end up in power. Basically they are a gang style terrorist group that is slowly taking over all the governments.

They rule things similar to the Vogan in Hitchhiker's Guide, where they have documents and papers for everything and won't allow anyone to make a move without long lists of paperwork approvals and people who don't get the proper permits for something are executed. They are kind of terrorist/gangster/bureaucrats who are Elf wizards and basically want all none Elves dead ad all wizards who are not them dead because they don't want the competition.

So, tossing a wacky slushie worshiping theocracy into the mix... I don't know how the Guild is gonna react to that. They are used to overthrowing small "tribal" monarchies (not medieval style monarchies of kings in castles; rather I based them off the small clan kings of ancient pre-Celtic Scotland, which were very tribal). This'll be my first time writing them vs a theocracy and it ain't a traditional theocracy.

I have no plot, plan, or outline so no clue how this story is gonna end up going.

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what I just described is a type of government known as a "Junta"

Junta: A group that takes control of the state after overthrowing the government by force.

Cool. Now I have a name for what type of government The Guild is.

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I am wondering why has Amazon moved the Quaraun books to the category "Transgender Romance" and also "Gay Erotica"? The base story is a deeply depressed, suicidal, drug addict Elf who's lover commit suicide and he's trying not to do the same. It's an old Elf in a tavern, monologuing a lot of flashbacks and back story scenes of his youth. These stories are dark, bloody, angsty, full of drug use, murder, rape, Medieval torture, mental/physical/emotional abuse, and references to depression and suicide - no romance in it, unless you count the occasional (and usually brutally violent) rape scenes that show up in nearly every volume - sorry - no clue what Amazon is thinking or why they moved these to Romance and Erotica, but these books are NOT even close to being Romance or Erotica on any level at all. When I published these books I put them in "Dark Fantasy" and "Yaoi". If they show up in any category other then "Dark Fantasy" and "Yaoi", it's because Amazon put them there without my authorization or approval.

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The 4 door white truck continues to sit at the end of my drive way (146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine) near every night around sunset, reeving it's engine and squealing it's tires, with the driver yelling anti-gay threats and obscenities out the window. He continues to do the same thing at my dad's apartment building (Biddeford Maine) a few times a week, usually in mid to late afternoon time. He continues to follow me to shopping to various stores in various towns throughout the states.

Phrases he yells from the truck include:

"Kill or be killed remember Saco Shaws all transsexuals are alike"

"I keep a gun under the seat of my truck, I'm gonna use it to shoot you in the head, you transvestite freak"

if cars are going by he yells to them: "that thing is Ken's son, look at how's it's dressed; it's insane, it has autism, we can't allow that thing and it's gay cars in our family friend town of Old Orchard Beach"

He often babbles deranged ramblings about something he calls "the gay-pocalypse", raving lunacy about how "all the gays are gathering" on his doorstep. He raves some crazy nonsense about how Armageddon is coming and the war to end all wars will be "the gays against the Christians" and Christians have to be ready to "kill the gays"

My car is the Autism Awareness Car and had 2.5million marbles glued to it (I have Autism - savant - Kanner's syndrome) he claims tat my car "is gay" because of what it looks like. My car has been vandalized several dozen times, including to have the tires slashed 7 times in 6 months.

After dark often around 10PM, he stands at the end of the logging road across the street from me and shoots at my motohome (in February 2014 he shot holes in my neighbour's barn while doing this). I have video footage of 3 of his shootings at me here:  https://youtu.be/NUebzJ9sz9U and here: https://youtu.be/C4dZbgG-Smw

This has gone on since August 2013 now, in addition to all the vandalism, hate crimes, pet beheadings, etc that has happened, including the bomb that blew up our house in 2006.

As you know, that whole time I had not been able to get a plate number on the truck. He as just here again, and I just realized why I could not get a plate number... there are no plates on the truck, either on the front or on the back. However, as he was driving away today... I noticed, there is a plate, stuck up in the back window of the truck, where it can barely be seen, deliberately obscured from view behind a silver tool box.





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  3. Medieval Servants: Their jobs and their place in historical fiction.
  4. How Long is 50,000 Words?
  5. On being a handicapped CosPlayer at PortCon Maine 2017
  6. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  7. Writing Mute Characters
  8. Flamboyant Nipples: The KKK's New Gay Hating Site About Old Orchard Beach | The Site That Makes Fun of Terrorist Hate Crimes
  9. Writing Dares Random Generator
  10. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
  11. The Saco River Curse
  12. Our Primary Site Topic Is Small Penis? Reaching #1 on Page 1 of Google.
  13. Help FBI End Anti-Gay White Power Terrorist Attacks of Old Orchard Beach
  14. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is Quaraun?
  15. Introduction To The Quaraun Series: aka Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach
  16. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
  17. Autism, Asperger, PTSD, & Mad Cow: Writing Clinical Insanity Accurately | What is wrong with Quaraun? 
  18. Quaraun Free To Read Online Complete Chapter Index In Chronological Order
  19. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
  20. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
  21. Why Crude Adult Comedy and Pink Humor Yaoi Is Not Erotica
  22. The FBI In Old Orchard Beach, Maine Trying To Capture A Domestic Terrorist
  23. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
  24. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 1 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  25. Autism, Asperger's, And The Danger of The Self-Diagnosis
  26. Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe | Author Interview
  27. What Type of Music Does A Gypsy Listen To? My Top 10 Favorite Bands
  28. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
  29. How long does it take to hit 1667 words?
  30. How to Write A Kiss
  31. Phookas
  32. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is GhoulSpawn?
  33. Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series
  34. Daily Writing Prompts (June 2017 Archive)
  35. My 30th Anniversary of Being Transgender
  36. Why Are The Quaraun Books Rated M18+
  37. How to Write Hot Sex - Tips For Erotic Romance Authors
  38. The Zaharam-Chapelle-Parunas Ethnographical World Building Questionnaire
  39. The Jiggler & The G-String Teddy Bears | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
  40. What exactly makes an Elf an Elf? (What is the definition of an Elf?)
  41. Online Income: The Reality vs The Fantasy
  42. World's Most Haunted Car Merchandise
  43. I Am Not GhoulSpawn | Excerpt From Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  44. Old Orchard Beach Hate Crimes
  45. BoomFuzzy Chapter 1 (Novel Excerpt - Quaraun The Insane)
  46. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica? or Why are gay haters beating up elderly woman for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness and saying she's a transexual because only transexuals wear pink?
  47. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
  48. Autism and the Stigmas - Why Can’t You Accept Me As Me?
  49. Maine UFO Sightings
  50. Page 11 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - The Scottish Traveller Crime Family
  51. Psychedelics In A 'High' High Fantasy World (High Elves Getting High)
  52. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
  53. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  54. Captured By The Lich Lord | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  55. How To Build A Magic System
  56. I've everything but a kitchen sink. Wait, how'd that sink get in my pocket?
  57. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies & The Ku Klux Klan of Old Orchard Beach
  58. Autistic Characters In Fiction
  59. City of The Slushies | Chapter 7 | Quaraun The Insane
  60. Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
  61. Suicide, Rape, and Abuse In The Quaraun Series
  62. Wizards vs Witches vs Sorcerers: How are they different? | Writing Fantasy Books
  63. FRED: Google's Most Deadly Update Ever?
  64. How To Write A Novel: Question Everything Before Putting It In Your World
  65. Content writing: How long do you spend creating a quality blog post?
  66. SBI: To Review or Not to Review? That Is The Question
  67. Twerking Dragons: The Joys Of Writing A Novel With A Voice Recorder
  68. A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest | Summoner of Darkness
  69. Transgender, Transsexual, Transvestite, or Intersex: What Is Quaraun?
  70. Sheep | GhoulSpawn The Crazed & The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  71. Colour Magic - Gypsy Style
  72. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
  73. Keywords & Pigeons: How I Do Local Business Marketing
  74. Quaraun & Autism In Fantasy Novels
  75. The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
  76. Tom Addams & The Warrior's Forum
  77. A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond | Summoner of Darkness
  78. An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  79. Markiplier Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie Play Resident Evil 7
  80. Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole (Includes NSFW 18+ CBT Yaoi scene)
  81. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
  82. Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
  83. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Going North To Head South
  84. An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer
  85. Aspergers is NOT Autism
  86. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  87. Summoner of Darkness: GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
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  89. The Lich's True Form Revealed | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
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  94. Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
  95. Santa's Floating Dead Body | A Scene From The Summoner of Darkness
  96. The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death
  97. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 2 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  98. What vlogging equipment is needed to get started as a YouTube vlogger?
  99. April 2015 Update: Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach: The Kidnapped Cats
  100. Betta Fish Aesthetic on Pinterest
  101. Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
  102. Life As A YouTuber: How To Earn An Income From Making Videos
  103. Making YouTube Videos: How did you decide what content to make?
  104. Page 4 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  105. Twighilight Not Twilight
  106. YouTube Index
  107. Amphibious Aliens: My health since the stroke and Etiole . . .
  108. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
  109. Average Typing Speed
  110. Custom Leggings - Designs By EelKat
  111. Ernest Hemingway Style of Writing Literary Fiction Used In Epic Fantasy Novels
  112. Google Flagged Your Site! What To Do? (Help For Web Masters)
  113. How valuable is a writer’s group?
  114. Lives Destroyed: Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update
  115. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Santa's Letter To Satan
  116. Summoner of Darkness: Quaraun Meets The Gremlin
  117. The Terrorists of Old Orchard Beach Put My Dad In a Coma
  118. Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
  119. What Is This Site?
  120. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
  121. City of The Slushies | Chapter 1 | Quaraun The Insane
  122. Creative Writing Story Prompts: September 2017 Edition
  123. Dungeons and Dragons: The Joys Of Calculating Gold Weight In AD&D 2ed
  124. Fabric Designed By EelKat
  125. My Fave YouTubers Play: Dream Daddy - The Yaoi Dad Dating Sim Otome Game
  126. Necromancy: How will resurrection affect society as a whole?
  127. Page 7 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  128. Pink Flowers Aesthetic on Pinterest
  129. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 12 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  130. What will a traveler encounter on the roads in your world?
  131. Are you insane? Am I? Let's Find Out...
  132. Becoming A Better Writer: How to write interesting dialogue.
  133. Character Creation
  134. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
  135. Elves, Drugs, and Opium: A Look At The Drug Use In The Quaraun Books
  136. How To Stay Motivated To Write | Writing Fantasy Books
  137. Jewelry Fashions in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  138. Keyword Marketing - What to do when your best keywords are low demand
  139. Magic Systems and How to Build Them | Writing Fantasy Books
  140. NaNoWriMo Overachievers: How did you do it?
  141. Quaraun Cover Art Gallery | Fantasy Novel Book Cover Art
  142. Quaraun The Insane : Zebulon's Captive: The Last of The Moon Elves
  143. SEO Advantages of Embedding YouTube Videos On Your Website
  144. Summoner of Darkness: A Tavern Scene - Chastity Cages, and Whores
  145. Summoner of Darkness: The Return of ZooLock (free to read online)
  146. Twighlight Not Twilight Part 2
  147. Vanishing Books Update - Why 27 of my books were deleted off Amazon
  148. What is a God in Your Universe? | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  149. Writing Maine: How To Write About Maine Life Accurately
  150. What the Ocean Gives Me (How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing)
  151. City of The Slushies | Chapter 14 | Quaraun The Insane
  152. February 10, 2008 - Harassment Continues in Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  153. How does a bestselling book become a bestseller?
  154. Marriage in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  155. People are not interested in long winded copy
  156. September 26, 2017 - The Latest Attack By The KKK on The Thinner Gypsies
  157. Spending Money To Make Money Online? Should You Do It?
  158. Summoner of Darkness: The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness
  159. Summoner of Darkness: The Map of The Town (novel free to read online)
  160. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt GOTY | Completionist Run: Episode 01
  161. Trespassers: April 2007 Updates
  162. Turning Scenes, Into Stories & Writing Travelogue Style Fantasy Books
  163. Where To Get Endless Ideas For Short Stories, Novels, and Articles
  164. Writing Controversial Books: Political Correctness & White Supremacists
  165. Are Bad Reviews Good For You?
  166. Branding Yourself While Avoiding The Scams | EelKat On Content Writing
  167. Child Sacrifice in Fantasy Novels | Writing Fantasy Books
  168. How to Handle Writing Fantasy-Horror That Features Violence Against Children
  169. How would you explain your Fantasy world to a stranger?
  170. Page 6 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  171. Summoner of Darkness: HellBorne The Evil, Lord of Black Tower
  172. The return of Friends Are Forever - Banned and Burned it's about to be reborn!
  173. Why do Lovecraftian beings come to earth?
  174. Writing Prompts Syndrome?
  175. Autism = The Crazy Cat Woman of Maine
  176. Autism: Understanding what is really going on inside the child’s head.
  177. But what exactly IS a full time income?
  178. Content Marketing & writing: How I write content for my website
  179. Do you write a novel start-to-finish?
  180. GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: How To Kill a Lich
  181. How is it that the church leaders are claiming you do not pay tithes?
  182. How To Write A Novel: In what order do you create your world?
  183. I loved my children but I loved BoomFuzzy more | From Quaraun The Insane
  184. My Two Favorite People: FarDarrig and The Baby That Never Should Have Been
  185. Need help writing characters of color | EelKat on racist white readers
  186. Quaraun and the Amazon Adult Filter
  187. Quaraun GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: The Lover's Triangle
  188. Summoner of Darkness: Where Are You Hiding That Horse?
  189. Tired of people who don’t care. :( Tired of the harassment. :(
  190. What would happen if an Elf adopted a Human baby? | Writing Fantasy Books
  191. Page 10 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  192. Page 3 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  193. Page 8 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  194. SCRIPT FRENZY 2010: I WON! & Psycho Stalker Attacks
  195. Wristlets, Wrist Bags, Mini Clutch, Cosmetic Bags, and Designer Mini Purses
  196. Writing Your Novel: Do you save chapters as individual files?
  197. Are old AD&D adventures still any use to current players?
  198. Autistics Have Feelings Too & Diverse Books Rant
  199. Be True To You: YouTube Gamers: "Faking" a personality until you make it?
  200. City of The Slushies | Chapter 10 | Quaraun The Insane
  201. HEA in Erotica (Should You Write Happily Ever Afters?)
  202. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies



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― Jessica Brody


"By autistic standards, the “normal” brain is easily distractible, is obsessively social, and suffers from a deficit of attention to detail and routine. Thus people on the spectrum experience the neurotypical world as relentlessly unpredictable and chaotic, perpetually turned up too loud, and full of people who have little respect for personal space." 

— Steve Silberman



Attempt Something New Today! – too many people talk about doing this or that but few actually take action, it's the why behind why so few succeed and so many fail.




I'm not made of money, I'm made out of glitter and kittens. 

~CinnamonToastKen 2017


“When people see you're happy doing what you're doing, it sort of takes the power away from them to tease you about it.” 

― Wendy Mass, Every Soul a Star




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― Michael J. Fox



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― Abraham Lincoln


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— Paul Isaacs











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“1. Bullying is not okay. Period.

2. Freedom of religion does not give you the right to physically or verbally assault people.

3. If your sincerely-held religious beliefs require you to bully children, then your beliefs are fucked up.” 

― Jim C. Hines