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The Quaraun Series Prologue

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Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post

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Worldbuilding MoonQuakes and Disabled Characters for Fantasy Writers

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How well do I know Quaraun? - Let's find out!

to find out more about the plot and lore of the series.

Or if after reading those, you still are looking for more free to read stories, there are over three thousand of them on this site, too many to list here, but here a few dozen to get you started...

...you can just jump in and try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books:

• Abyssal

• Addlepated: Stupid and Confused

• All the roads are gone

• Alone

• Ancient Coin Hoard Unearthed

• Angry Ocean Waves at Sunset

• The Arrival

• The Art of Destroying a Human Village for Fun and Profit

• At the High Priest's Altar

• Back At The Tavern and Still No Shrimp

• The Bandits and the Pink Necromancer

• The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death

• The Beacon Room at the Top of the Black Tower Lighthouse

• The Beauty of a Silk Moth Hatching

• The Beginning of the End

• Bellicose: Warlike! Aggressive! Hostile!

• Beneath a crimson sky, the silk weaver wove pink silk.

• Beneath Malevolent Stars

• The Black Sock, Again

• Blizzard

• The Boat Fiasco

• The Book Burning Maggots, a You Can't Spell Hatred Without Red Hats

• BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House from Hell

• The Brownies & The Witch, or Why Faeries Don’t Wear Socks

• The Bumbling Pursuit of The Pink Necromancer

• Candied Nightmares

• The Candle Con in Ember Hollow

• The Candy Corn Unicorn

• Captured By The Lich Lord

• The Cast Iron Frying Pan

• Cattail Pollen Spaghetti with Wild "Oregano"

• A Chilly Light Drizzle Becomes Snowfall on the Shore

• Chocolate Bliss

• Chocolate in the Neon Shadows

• Christmas in 40th Century Dystopia

• Christmas With The Krampus Family

• The City of Death

• Clam Digging in the Rain

• The Clock Ticks Away

• Clotheslines, Games, and the Village

• Code Ghosts

• Comet Fall Snow Day Blitz

• Conundrum in the Bazaar

• Corsets, Elves, and Undead Faeries

• Crabapples in the Rain

• Cranberry Muffins

• The Crooked Dice

• The Crows Are Restless

• Crullers and Curses at Midnight

• The Curse of the Liquid Gold

• The Cursed Mirror

• Dangerous Tides {A Pink Necromancer Drabble Dozen, featuring Etiole}

• Dark Damp Basement

• A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest

• Deadly Shores of Noodle Beach

• The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness

• The Demonic Music Box

• Desolate Nostalgia on a Frozen Shoreline

• The Diamond Forest in the Bio Dome

• The Disbelief of Humans

• Discovering A Floating Castle

• Dismal Day at the Street Market

• The Doors' Dark Secret - A Wedding In A Zombie Apocalypse

• Dreams of Purple Pearls

• The Drunk Moon Elf

• Echoes of the Glass Forest

• Echoes of the Unseen

• An Eclipse in the Faerie Glen

• An Eclipse Looms Tonight

• An Eerie Discovery

• Eerie Symbols in the Snow

• The Egg That Was Not an Egg

• The Elf With Crippled Hands

• Ember

• Enable

• The Enchanted Map

• Encountering ghostly apparitions in the swamp

• Evil Eggplants Stalking Outside

• Evil McEvil of The Twirly Moustache

• Existential Crisis Perspectives - 3 Perspectives on an Existential Crisis

• Exploring the Swamp's Forgotten River

• A Fall in the River

• A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond

• 15 Drabbles About Being Transgender

• The First Flicker of Dawn

• Fishing in the Rain

• Five Ways To Save Money in Las Vegas

• Fizzy and Frigid

• A Flapdoodle Wizard’s Duel

• Fleeced for Fizz

• Fog & Peach Melba Toast After Last Night's Rain

• Footprints In The Sand

• Forest Kings and Their Antler Crowns

• The Fragrant Smoke of Flavoured Herbs

• Freshly Baked Sugar Cookies

• The Frilly Nest of Panic

• A Garden of Pink Chrysanthemums

• Get your hands off my dress!

• GhoulSpawn & The Cultists

• GhoulSpawn Said The Moon Don’t Laugh

• GhoulSpawn's Toasted Marshmallow Magic

• A Glass of Fresh Milk

• Gloom Blob of Doom: The Dreadful Dripping of the Doom Blob of Gloom

• Glumpish, Grumpy, Sullen, Gloomy

• Golden Field, Pink Glories

• The Golden Mask

• The Graveyard That Ate the Living

• The Great UnSeelie Court Swindlers

• He Always Comes Back

• Heirloom Tomatoes

• Help! He's trying to feed me!

• The Herd Approaches

• The Howl on Silent Moor

• How to Create a Literary Empire with Just Your Bum Poems

• How To Kill a Lich

• How to Hijack a Human Supply Train Without Getting Shot

• How to Overthrow an Entire Settlement Without So Much as Lifting a Finger

• I Need To Feel Safe

• Ignoramus — An Utterly Ignorant Crowd of Humans

• IkuTursu's Cursed Depths of the Swamp Where Pine Boughs Whisper

• Incandescent Shadows Over Driftwood Bay

• The Infected Survivor

• Inner Fortitude

• Insidious Love

• Invigorating Cool Air

• Iron Hooves and Burning Roads, Krampus on Wheels

• The Ivory Tower of Greed

• The Jar of Pickled Toes

• Jibber Jabber Ramblings by the Fire

• The Jolly Red Lich King

• Journey Through the Zombie-Infested Swamp on the Blue Monkey

• Judgement An Ode To The Lunatics Preaching The Rapture of September'25

• Kelim and The Necromancer: Finding Finderu

• Kelim Meets Quaraun The Insane

• Lanterns Over the Faerie Glen

• Leaving Your Bed Messy Isn't Exactly the Apocalypse

• The Leprechaun of The Deep North

• A Lich's Lament For a Mortal Lover Growing Old

• A Lich's Reflections On Escaping The Swamp of Death

• The Lich's True Form Revealed

• The Lighthouse’s Glass-Eyed Horror

• The Lighthouse Keeper

• The Lighthouse That Leapt, Space Dock 13's First Jump Through Space

• The Long Road

• The Loot Tree

• Lord of the Hive

• Lost In The Forest of No Return-Trying To Find Directions

• The Lost Library and The Snowglobe

• The Lotus' Silent Prayer on the Sandy Shoreline

• Lover's Triangle

• Make tea and go for a rainy forest walk

• Maple Cotton Candy Served as a Topping on Vanilla Ice Cream

• A Market Day Disaster

• Market Day Weekend - Three Days In The Life of The Pink Necromancer

• Marsh Serenity Reflection

• Mayonnaise

• Meeting Mallac

• Melt, Ya Safe With Me

• The MerMan's Wrath

• Milkweed Meadow

• Mint, Madness, and Motor Parts

• The Mischief of the Purple Unicorn

• Misplaced Utensils and the Cascade of Confusion

• Monsters & Mayhem: How Black Tower Became Pink (8+ Parts)

• The Moon and The Drowned

• The Moon Goddess Laughs From The Rooftops

• The Moon That Hungers

• The Moon and The Mirror

• Morning Sickness at The Shattered Stein (TW: MPreg Yaoi)

• A Mysterious Door

• No Goldfish, Today?

• No Place for Birth

• The Noodle of Power

• Not Little Red Riding Hood

• Obsessive Love-Dangerous Love

• An Ode to My Shattered Sanity

• Ominous

• One River In Three Perspectives

• Open Grave

• An Ordinary Day

• A Path of Twisted Trees

• A Peaceful Night on the Tundra

• The Peaceful Shores of Noodle Beach

• Phantom Tides

• Pickling Perfection

• Pickles, Panic, & Permafrost

• The Picnic

• Pink Marabou Trimmed Rainbow Leg Warmers, a Purple Feathered Black Leather Codpiece, and an Emerald Green Overly Fluffy Scarf

• The Pink Necromancer's Deceitful Carpet Weave

• Pink Sheep, Cheesy Burritos, and The Grim Reality of Zombies

• Pliable Clay on the Potter's Wheel

• Pocket Lich Unleashed: Quaraun Murders Finderu

• Preparations for the Street Market of the GodForsaken City

• Psychotic Dead Things

• Quaraun's Beauty Makeovers

• Quaraun's Candle Business

• Quaraun's Irritable Day

• Quaraun and The Wandering Turtle City

• Quarreling Over the Last Slice of Pizza

• A Quiet Day on The Blue Monkey

• The Quiet Evening in the Pink Silk Tent

• A Quiet Evening In The Rain

• A Quiet Night on The River

• A Quiet Place To Sweep

• A Quiet, Relaxing Foot Rub

• The Rain-Drenched Alley

• Raining Cats & Dogs

• Readers vs Readers, What Really Makes a Reader, a Reader?

• Remove!

• The Return of ZooLock

• The River Boat Man-Woman

• The Sacred Pink Secret (TW: Mpreg Yaoi)

• Safety and Emergency System Activated. Please Being Calm

• Santa's Floating Dead Body

• Santa's Letter To Satan

• The Screaming Contest

• The Seagull

• Sea Slugs and Clam Chowder Bread Bowls

• Secret Meeting Hidden Behind Closed Doors

• Shadows on the Clam Flats

• Shipyard at Dusk

• The Silence of the Unseen

• Silks in the Snow

• The Singing Crabgrass Crabs — A Green Fairy Wine Tale

• A Sinister-Looking Stone Well

• Six Days Earlier

• The Snake's Prophecy of Doom Upon The Fractured Moon

• A Solitary Black Sock

• Spinning Dreams in Silk

• The Soul Eater

• Spacious Space

• Spooky Scary Skeletons - A Graveyard Waltz

• Stillness in the Garden's Chaos

• Stone Cakes for the Road

• Survival Preppers Of The Zombie Apocalypse

• The Swamp of Death

• The Tavern in the Faraway Town

• The Temple City of The Green Goddess, Where Every Street Has a Name

• The Terrifying Cliffs of Noodle Beach, featuring Etiole

• That Afternoon When Quaraun Got Stuck In a Crab Trap

• That Big Bad Darkness in His Heart

• A Threatening Letter

• Too Busy Cooking Lemon Tarts

• Toobe's Well-Prompted Apocalypse (A ChatBot Plans Global Domination)

• The Trade Caravan

• A Tumble In The River

• The Vacuous Tavern Fool

• Waiter, There's A Head In My Soup

• Wandering Merchant: The Trader’s Cryptic Goods (Part 2 of ShipYard At Dusk)

• What I Wish I Knew Before Not Becoming an Astrophysicist

• When a Government Tries to Cover Its Crimes

• Why the Sea is Salt

• A Winter Wizard

• Wishing For Lobster Rolls-Never Make Wishes In The Presence of Wizards

• WORMS!

• Wrath of the Sacred Pink JellyFish

• Yelling at the Snowstorm

• You've Only Known Our World Through The Eyes of a Madman

• You trust that nonsense over a map?

• Zombies Are Not the Worst Thing Here {TW: Love fucking wins}

• Zwodder: A Drowsy Stupid State of Mind

Hmmm... soooo... I was making the above list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here, and adding it into the footer of my site, here as you can see, which loads on every page, and then I realized... wait... there are over two thousand Pink Necromancer stories up free to read on my website, I can't put two thousand links on every single page! Whoops! LOL!

So, now I'm putting list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here on this page instead and just link that page to the footer instead. But also I'll just leave some of the links in the footer, as you can see above.