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“This world is dying,” Quaraun said to Unicorn.
“How ya tell?”
“There's no birds in the sky.”
“It night time. Any birds out now would be owls un ya never not see dem.”
Quaraun sat up.
“No. I mean, we've been here for days now and I've not seen or heard one single bird. No butterflies either...”
“Well, Ghouly will be thankful for dat., eh?"
“I didn't mean to turn those butterflies into killer goldfish.”
“Aye, just like ya dids no mean to send dem to terrorize de Sun Elves.”
“No! I didn't.”
“Tell that to Ghouly.”
Quaraun laid back down, thinking about GhoulSpawn. GhoulSpawn was a half-Elf whom had lived with the Sun Elves. He was not accepted into their community due to his sin of being born a half breed, and had struggled most of his life to be accepted as part of the Sun Elf society. When the Sun Elves had fallen under attack, GhoulSpawn was one of the few to escape death. Now, like Quaraun, the half Sun Elf wandered the world alone in search of something, he didn't know what, to make himself feel connected to a community.
“Poor GhoulSpawn,” Quaraun said. “I wonder where he got to?”
“Some place far as him could gets from ya, no doubt.”
“I didn’t know what HellBorne was gonna do to him.”
“Well, for all we know him Thullid by now.”
“Poor, GhoulSpawn. I miss him.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
GhoulSpawn had fallen in with bad company, however and had taken up the position of HellBorne's apprentice. HellBorne was an evil half-Elf Demonologist who had built 7 black towers, in preparation for calling up ancient Chaotic evil undergods. GhoulSpawn had helped HellBorne to open up portals all over the planet. Portals to alternate dimensions through time and space. It was why Quaraun and Unicorn now frequently found themselves sucked out of their proper time and place or past or future times or sometimes to other planets.
The fact that Black Tower did not exist in this future, troubled Quaraun greatly. He should have been able to find Black Tower, use it to open a portal, and get them back home. Without Black Tower, Quaraun didn't know how to open a portal. He knew nothing of portals and time travel, so opening portals at random, was not something he was capable of.
Finding Black Tower, HellBorne's central tower that controlled the portals, was the only way Quaraun knew to get back to his own time. Quaraun and Unicorn had defeated HellBorne before he was able to finish resurrecting the ancient evil on the planet, but unfortunately the portals had been left open and without HellBorne, no one knew how to control them properly, resulting in the unstable portals opening up at random and zapping unwilling people to times and places not their own.
HellBorne was long since dead, but his apprentice, GhoulSpawn was still around and Quaraun and Unicorn ran into him more times then they were happy about. Trouble seemed to follow GhoulSpawn with a capital T. Or more accurately, chaos, with a capital C. GhoulSpawn was a Chaos wizard. Chaos ensured whenever he was around.
“Do you suppose,” Quaraun asked Unicorn. “He’s still alive somewhere in this future?”
"Who, Ghouly?"
"Yeah."
“We come awfully far into future.”
“But what if he is still alive?”
“What if him is?”
“We could find him.”
“Why would we be wanting to do dat?”
“He specializes in Chaos magic and portals. He knows how to open portals. He could open a portal and get us back home.”
“Ya trust him to do dat?”
"Why wouldn't I?"
"Damned pickpocket thief, steals anyt'ing not nailed down."
“I know he’s a criminal, but so are we. And he’s helped us before.”
“Aye, after him make de mess to begin wid.”
“Well, I wish he was here right now. He’d know how to get us back to our own time. Time travel is his speciality you know.”
“Aye. Un We know dat if him still alive, den him Thullid by now, un ya should no be making wishes.”
GhoulSpawn the Crazed, like Quaraun, had also been attacked by Thullids and like Quaraun, had had a Thullid larvae implanted in his brain. But something had gone wrong with the implant process and GhoulSpawn was fast losing his mind.
Or so everyone said.
No one but Quaraun and Unicorn believed the poor half-Elf when he told people there was an alien Jellyfish living in his head, eating his brain. While Unicorn was quite content to never see GhoulSpawn again, Quaraun enjoyed having another Elf around, and the poor outcast half-Elf was himself always overjoyed to find their company as they were the only people who even remotely tolerated him these days. No one, not even his endless supply of other husbands’ wives would have anything to do with him, since his part in helping HellBorne try to destroy the planet.
Several hours passed, with Quaraun and Unicorn silent. Neither Elves nor Undead things had need for sleep, but, travelling in the dark, in unfamiliar territory, was ill advised, so the two settled down to rest until morning.
Quaraun stared up at the sky, silently thinking about all the times GhoulSpawn had randomly fallen out of the sky and landed at his feet.
“I hope we see him again.”
“Who?”
“GhoulSpawn.”
“Ya still going on about him?”
“Yes. I still think he could get us out of here.”
“We bet him hopes him never sees ya again.”
“What? Why?”
“Yar pelted him wid raining goldfish.”
“The goldfish were an accident.”
“Do no tell me. Tell Ghouly. Him de one what on run from them.”
“Someone's eating the moon,” Quaraun said very gravely.
“What ya gibbering on about for now?”
“The birds and butterflies, they've already left.”
“Left? Eh? Where'd they go?”
“We shouldn't be here.”
“Of course we shouldn’na be here. Dis no our time.”
“Something is very wrong with this place.”
“Dair be war going on.”
“No. Not that. Something else. Something big. Something bad happened here. The animals are leaving the planet. They know not to stay. I know. It happened before. On my planet. We saw it happen and we didn't believe it. The sun kept getting brighter and brighter. Closer and closer. And then all the water disappeared. Oceans dried up over night. Trees burst into flames. Mountains melted. The land turned to molten lava. Rivers of magma. And only days before it was lush and green. Trees and flowers and so much beautiful blue water. Our sun died. It blew up and melted our planet. So few escaped. We saw the signs and we ignored them. And it's happening here. It's happening now. This world, this planet, it too is dying. The moon is crashing. We have to get out of here. We are at the end of time for this planet, we need to get back to our own time, before it's too late. I don't want to die here.”
“De Lich theory ya talk of before?”
“Yeah.”
“Quaraun. Calm ya titties down. De planet is no turning to Lich. We find way out. We go back home. Ya see.”
Several days had passed since they had escaped from the Human army, and nothing eventful happened in that time as Quaraun and Unicorn wandered in search of a way back home. Every day Quaraun became more and more paranoid that the world was about to end, and frantically fretted over the lack of animal life. Other then this, nothing happened.
Is wasn't until a week after their escape from the soldiers that something finally happened to break up the monotony of nothing happening at all, and allowing Quaraun to think about something other then morbid thoughts of impending doom. They were walking down a little used dirt path when a BOOM sounded in the sky above them, followed by a bight flash of light.
“A portal just opened up...” Quaraun started to say.
"Aarrrrrrrgh!"
A familiar voice came screaming down from the clouds.
THUD.
"Owww"
Quaraun stopped walking.
"Unicorn, tell me that wasn't GhoulSpawn falling out of the sky again."
Unicorn looked back behind them at the phosphorescent Sun Elf laying sprawled on his back on the ground in the middle of the road.
"That was'na GhoulSpawn falling out o sky again."
Quaraun glared at Unicorn, then spun around to see the teenaged half-Elf with long unnaturally neon day glow phosphorescent yellow hair, getting up, brushing his green velvet Coat of Many Pockets off and looking around with a dazed look on his face. For a few moments he stared up at the clouds he had just fallen out of, waiting for a herd of pink goldfish to come pouring down on him. When he was certain there was nothing coming through the portal after him, he looked around to see where he was and lit up joyfully when he saw Quaraun and Unicorn.
"Quaraun!" GhoulSpawn cried out happily.
"GhoulSpawn," Quaraun said dryly.
"How good to see you!" The half-Elf glomped the Elf. “I have missed you.”
“Stop hugging me.”
“I seem to have fallen at your feet again.”
"Yes. How not nice of you to drop in."
"It's a good thing the car didn't fall on top of me!"
"You still have that thing?"
"The Gremlin? Oh yes. It's a classic. They don't make 'em anymore. They've become very rare now."
GhoulSpawn, began checking his pockets to make sure his car wasn't damaged and no sheep had been hurt. Moments later the bright orange 1974 AMC Gremlin was sitting in the road, while a flock of a few dozen sheep bleated.
"There they are," Quaraun said. "I always forget about the sheep. Are there more sheep now?"
"Oh, yes.. Well.... uhm... Proctor and Gamble... they... uhm... Iams dog food is made out of ground lamb."
"Meaning you broke in and stole all their sheep?"
"Well... uhm... Yeah... I mean... what else was I gonna do?"
"So how many sheep you got living in your pockets now?"
"Uhm... a few hundred head of sheep, I think."
"A few hundred? You carry a few HUNDRED sheep in your pockets now?"
"Uhm... yeah?"
"What happens when you run out of pockets?"
"That'll never happen. Each pocket opens into it's own mini dimension. I can keep several hundred sheep just in one pocket."
"No goldfish, today?"
GhoulSpawn looked up at the sky fearfully, to make sure no goldfish were lurking in the clouds waiting to kill him.
Hamsa
Eye of The Grigoi
Eye of the Watchers
Eye of God
Hand of God
Eye of Protection
Evil Eye
Gypsy Curse
“No. I do not see any. Not right now at least. Sneaky devils though. They could be hiding anywhere. Last week they were disguising themselves as blossoms in cherry trees.”
“Mhm-mmm.”
“They throw themselves at the windows trying to break to glass to get to me. They are very persistent.”
“Well, I’m sure if you’re here, they'll find a way to be here too.”
“You never know where they’re gonna be next. You'd think something that pink would stand out more, but they find ever so many places to hide.”
“Why are you here, GhoulSpawn?”
“I don't know.”
The green robed Chaos Wizard looked around.
"Where is here?"
"Don't know, but you might want to put your sheep away. We're just outside of a war zone, if the army moves this way, we'll need to move out fast, and you won't have time to pack up your sheep."
"Good point."
Quaraun watched as GhoulSpawn began stuffing sheep back in his pockets. He stopped and became jumpy and nervous over every little sound.
“Are you okay?”
“What?” GhoulSpawn was looking up at the sky, wand in hand, ready to zap any killer goldfish that flew out of a cloud at him.
“I asked if you were okay?”
“Oh, yes. Fine. Why wouldn’t I be?”
“I don’t know. Maybe because you just fell from about a hundred feet of nothing, out of a cloud that spit you out onto the road. A normal person would be bruised or have a couple broken legs... or... hooves” Quaraun looked down at GhoulSpawn’s feet. They were hidden by the many ground sweeping layers of yellow and orange silks kimono and hakama, that peeked out from beneath his ankle length dark green frock coat.
“I think a sheep broke my fall.”
GhoulSpawn went back to stuffing sheep in his pockets.
“Sheep? Of course. I forgot about your sheep.”
“And my hooves are fine thank you.”
“Still hiding them, I see.”
GhoulSpawn stopped stuffing sheep back in his pockets long enough to fuss over his silks to make sure that his furry sheep's legs were hidden from view.
“Why bother to hide your legs?”
“They’re easy to hide, unlike jackrabbit ears.”
“I like my ears.”
“And I like my hooves, I just don’t like showing them off. Besides, it's not like Humans are any more accepting of a half-Elf then the Elves are."
"I accept you. Half Elf or half sheep. I still like you either way."
"I'm not half sheep. I'm Uruisg."
"Which simply means you're half sheep."
"Where are we?”
“If I knew I certainly wouldn't tell you. You'd find some way to bring us back here.”
“Are we in a different time or on a different planet?”
“I tried convincing myself it was a different planet already.”
“How’d that go?”
“I failed miserably.”
“Are we on Earth?”
“The celestial satellites are ... MOSTLY right,” Quaraun said as he looked up worried about the ones that were wrong. “I'd like to get out of here and back to our own time before the ones that are wrong, get wronger.”
“Wronger?”
Quaraun pointed up and GhoulSpawn looked to see what he was pointing at.
“I already survived one apocalypse, I don't want to have to try to live through another one.”
GhoulSpawn looked to Unicorn.
“What's he talking about?”
“We da'knows. We were'na listening.”
“Are you ever?”
“Nope. We just stand around waiting to fuck him while him goes blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. What was he talking about?”
Quaraun glared at Unicorn.
“I was talking about how someone was eating the moon.”
Quaraun pointed up at the moon again.
“You don't suppose the goldfish did that, do you?” GhoulSpawn asked as he stared up at the fragmented moon.
“GhoulSpawn, I know you have more brain then that in your head,” Quaraun said.
“You have less brain the I do,” GhoulSpawn said.
“Oooohhh, here we go,” Unicorn said. “Yip, yap, yip, yap, yip, yap, yip, yap, yip, yap, yippity. Yip. Yip. Like pair of freaking chihuahuas.”
“I’m not a chihuahua.”
“Yi as short as one.”
“You’re shorter then I am.”
“Him make ya look short.” Unicorn pointed at GhoulSpawn.
“He makes every body look short. He’s taller then a damned Human.”
“No one eating sun, Quaraun.”
“You don’t know that. It could be pumpkins.
“You un yar pumpkins un him un hims goldfish. Yar both crazy!”
Unicorn turned into a purple chihuahua and ran off down the road barking as much as possible.
“Does he not believe in goldfish?” GhoulSpawn asked Quaraun.
“Oh, no, he believes in the goldfish. He saw them before, remember? It’s the pissed off pumpkin patch that he doesn’t believe in.”
“Are they still following you?”
“Yeah.”
“And he’s never seen them yet, huh?”
“No. They run off ever time he looks. It’s the most frustrating thing.”
“I know what you mean. The goldfish do that to me, all the time. Every one thinks I’m crazy. But, you gotta admit, something happened to the moon.”
Both Elves looked fearfully up at the crumbling moon.
“I know. And it’s not just the moon.”
“No?”
“No. Everything on this planet is turning into a Lich.”
“Everything?”
“Everything.”
“How much everything is everything?”
“Everything. Plants. Animals. Trees. Birds. Bugs...”
“Goldfish?”
“Everything.”
“That’s terrible.”
“Oh, I know. It’s awful. We have to get off this planet as quickly as possible.”
“Off the planet? Why not just go back to our own time?”
“Black Tower’s gone.”
“s it?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh my! I’ve never been in a time period without Black Tower before.”
“Me neither. It should be right their.”
Quaraun pointed towards the East where the ancient lighthouse should be looming down over them.
“My garden’s gone too. The blueberry field is still here though.”
Unicorn had turned back into a Shetland pony with a silver horn, and cane trotting back up the road.
“What is me Elf-girls talking about?” Unicorn asked.
“He said he survived an apocalypse,” GhoulSpawn answered. “And thinks this world is falling into one by Lichdown and Black Tower is gone.”
“Oh. That. Yeah, he been talking on that all week. Hims home planet gots itself evaporated when it sun gone un blew itself up, hims frail delicate lil parasitic jelly self barely escaped, came to this planet on a ship load of other space faring sea life, killed himself a Moon Elf, moved into it's brain, and is now living in it's undead reanimated body worrying that the sky is falling.”
“I know better than to ask you anything. You're a frigging loon.”
“We is loon?”
“You deny it?”
“We is loon? REALLY?”
“You’re crazy, Unicorn, and you know it.”
“Him has jelly fish living in him head un is waiting for moon to crash land on him, because it being eating by pumpkins, while ya lives in mortal terror that armies of pink killer goldfish are going to fly down on ya out of clouds, un ya spends ya days dropping oot of the sky from no where at all, landing on sheep, un We is one who is be loon?”
“Unicorn, someone's eating the moon,” Quaraun said very seriously. “That's not something to joke about.”
“It isn't the goldfish is it?” GhoulSpawn asked every bit as serious. “Last week, they ate the shingles off my roof trying to get to me.”
“They ate your roof?”
“Yes. And the fat one was flinging himself at the window trying to break out the glass. And then there was Pinky.”
“Pinky?”
“You remember Pinky. Ugh! The leader of the flock. He discovered the chimney. They came down in after me after that. You don't know what I have to live through.”
“I have a Jellyfish eating my brain. Try living with that.”
“I am! They put one in my head to you know.”
Unicorn stared at the two Elven wizards like they were both crazy, which they were, though, neither of them was willing to admit it.
Quaraun and GhoulSpawn walked off down the path, comparing who was the most assaulted by various killer alien sea life and blood thirsty vegetables.
Unicorn walked along behind them, wondering why Quaraun ignored him every time GhoulSpawn showed up.
“How did you get here?” GhoulSpawn asked Quaraun.
Quaraun filled GhoulSpawn in on the events that had occurred with the army they had encountered and both GhoulSpawn and Quaraun incorrectly concluded it to be the American Civil War, though GhoulSpawn would have thought differently had Quaraun mentioned that the land had been decimated by a nuclear attack of some sort, and that the Earth’s current state of looking like the Civil War times was due to the downed satellites they had previously encountered.
Quaraun being from the 1400s, wasn’t very good at determining one distant future from another. They were all alien to him.
GhoulSpawn being from the 1970s, at least knew of trains and planes and had Quaraun mentioned that the nearby village had the ruins of both a crashed jet and a crashed Amtrak, GhoulSpawn might have guessed the time to be further into the future. Which it was.
Unknown to any of the three Wizards, they were in fact in the year 2525, and were only a few months away from the end of the world, when the moon, finally crumbled too far off its axis and crashed into the planet.
Not realizing how right Quaraun was, that the world was indeed about to end, no one was overly concerned when he said it was.
“So basically group of white supremacist Humans summoned me here, intending me to
raise up an undead army to kill off all non-white Humans.”
“Oh.” GhoulSpawn acted as though that was the most normal thing in the world. “You didn't did you?”
“No. Well, for a few minutes, long enough to kill the lunatic that was holding us, hostage. Why doesn’t that bother you?”
“What?”
“White supremacist Humans killing non-whites.”
“That? Oh. Suppose I’ve been conditioned to it.”
“Conditioned? How do you get conditioned to that kind of monstrosity?”
“I’m from the future, remember?”
“This is the past for you, isn’t it?”
“Civil War. America. Yeah. I’m from the 1970s. Two hundred years later. New England. Maine. The Ku Klux Klan pretty much runs Maine in my time.”
“Ku Klux Klan?”
“It’s a church. They preach purity of blood. Kill all non-Whites. They're the Human version of High Elves. You'd love them. They're just like you."
"I'm not like that."
"No?"
"No."
"Fathered any half-Elves lately?"
"I must certainly have not!"
"Why not?"
"I am a pure blood High Elf..."
"Yeah. Like I said. You'd fit in with the Ku Klux Klan, just fine. You're exactly like them."
"I am not like those monsters we met. Just because I don't like making babies with non-Elves, doesn't mean I want all the none Elves ddead!"
"Don't you?"
"No. Just Dwarves and Humans. Faeries and Demons are fine."
"Quaraun, you really should step back and listen to yourself some time, you know?"
"Those men we meet are marching across the country side killing every non-white thing in their path."
"Of course they are. They’re terrorists.”
“Oh.”
Quaraun thought about this for a moment.
"Are terrorists common in your time?"
"Yeah. And when it comes to Humans, the whiter they are the shittier they are to everyone around them. I grew up in Maine, remember? Whitest state in America. Either year olds running around with guns."
“You’re time isn’t very pleasant is it?”
“Depends on where you are. Maine’s kind of radical once the 21st century gets here.”
“Oh.”
“They summoned you?”
“Yeah.”
“Then how did he get here?” GhoulSpawn asked, while pointing at Unicorn.
“Unicorn? He came with me.”
“Did they summon him too?”
“No. I don't think so. They didn't seem to know about him...”
“Could'na see past me perceived race,” Unicorn added.
"Well, you are black right now," GhoulSpawn said. Weren't you Asian last time I saw you?"
"Aye."
"Why can't you pick a race and stick with it?"
"Me likes variety. What good it to be shapeshifter if ya can no be some of each of everyt'ing. Besides. It fun to annoy Humans."
"It's dangerous to annoy white supremacists."
“Well, best not annoy Quaraun then.”
Quaraun ignored the Faerie's comment and continued talking to the newly arrived Chaos Wizard. Unicorn did not like when GhoulSpawn showed up, because Quaraun had a tendency to spend quite a bit of time with the half-Elf, even though he professed to hating him. As much as Quaraun hated to admit it, he did long for the companionship of other Elves and GhoulSpawn was the closet thing to an Elf, that Quaraun had had to talk to in many decades. As much as he liked Unicorn's company, Unicorn was still a Faerie and there were many things about Elves, Faeries simply were unable to comprehend. Even a half-Elf understood an Elf's needs and habits better then a Faerie did.
Unicorn understood that Quaraun had a need to feel a connection to other Elves and that his isolation from Elven society had not been good for him. That thought, however, did not comfort him when he saw Quaraun and GhoulSpawn pair off talking to one another and leave the Faerie to himself, both forgetting that he was even there. This in turn tended to result in Unicorn becoming hyper and acting up in order to get Quaraun's attention, every time GhoulSpawn showed up.
"How did I get here?" GhoulSpawn asked.
"I don't know, GhoulSpawn. I never know. I wish I did. Then I could find a way to stop you from coming."
"As long as ya does no stop yaself from cumming," Unicorn said.
Quaraun glared at him.
"Can you get sex off your brain for five damned seconds"
"No. We can'na...Oh wait. Let's see? One. Two. Three. Four...nope. Can'na make it to five without thinking how much We wants to squeeze that creamy white goodness out of those luscious ripe cherries ya gots swinging between ya legs."
Quaraun was about to scream at the horny Phooka, but the irritating Half-Elf interrupted him.
"You didn't wish me here did you, Quaraun?" GhoulSpawn asked.
"God, I hope not."
Quaraun tried to think of what he'd been saying moments before GhoulSpawn dropped out of the sky. Quaraun was a Di'Jinn Wizard and able to make wishes come true, except, they never came true properly and often resulted in GhoulSpawn dropping out of the sky and landing on him.
"Unicorn, did I wish for anything that could have brought him here?"
"How We to know? We not bumbling Wizard with no control over me wish granting powers. We is bumbling Wizard with no control over me lust for squeezing ya wee squishy lil kiwis."
“Keep your hands off me.”
Quaraun slapped the Phooka.
“Do you ever listen to anything I say?”
"Nope. Ya say all kinds of stuff. Yip, yap, yip, yap, yip, yap. We never listen. We just stand around waiting for ya to shut up long enough for me to fuck ya."
Quaraun turned to Unicorn.
"What did I say, just before GhoulSpawn arrived?"
"We knows not. Ya says all kinds of stuff. Ya goes blah, blah, blah un We goes la, la, la. We never listen. We too busy lusting for ya perfectly formed apricots."
Quaraun glared at the Phooka angrily.
"What? Ya knows We got brain not unlike Golden Retriever. In one ear, out the other, me no hear wurd of any of it, cause We too busy chasing me own tail un sniffing ya wee lil ass."
Unicorn promptly turned into a Golden Retriever and ran around in circles chasing his tail, until he got dizzy and fell over. The dog lay on the ground panting for a few minutes waiting for his head to stop spinning, then jumped up and chased his tail the other direction until he got dizzy and fell down again.
Quaraun and GhoulSpawn continued talking and ignoring the Phooka, until, the Golden Retriever lept up onto Quaraun and started humping him.
“STOP THAT!” The Elf yelled.
The dog ran off barking.
"Still bedding the Phooka I see?" GhoulSpawn said to Quaraun.
"Yes. Not that it's any of your business."
"Well, no it's not my business, but you are one of those snooty aristocratic higher then every body else, purist blooded of the pure blooded High Elves that lives in mortal fear of making mud blood half breed babies and yet you're going around with non-Elves. If you ain't careful, Quaraun, one of these days you're gone end up making one of them half-Elf heathens you hate so much."
"Admitting you're a Heathen, GhoulSpawn?"
"No, just proving my point that you hate us half-Elves."
"Yes. I absolutely despise you half-Elves.”
“Then why are you getting laid up with non Elves?”
“I'm a male, he's a male, we aren't making babies."
“I seem to recall you being pregnant before.”
“Don’t remind me.”
“You were pregnant last time I saw you.”
“I said don’t remind me.”
“How’d that go?”
“I don’t want to talk about it.”
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Volume 22: GhoulSpawn & The Lich Lord's Lover
A portal opens up in their path and unexpectedly zaps Quaraun and Unicorn into the middle of the American Civil War, landing them right in the Confederate Army Camp. Mistaking Unicorn for an escaped slave and the French Canadian Quaraun for being an underground railway freedom fight for the North, they both find themselves in irons in front of a firing squad.
But one should never try to fight the world's most powerful Necromancer in a battle field of dead soldiers, especially not when he also has a Lich at his command.
With the Americans left to fight hoards of zombies, Quaraun and Unicorn escape to the nearby woods, where they discover the past, isn't what they thought it was, and this war, is actually a thousand years in the future... when Humans have progressed too far and are fast destroying themselves and their planet.
In a future after the Battle of Ongadada has already happened, wandering through fields of crashed planes, downed rockets, and dead autos, and worrying about the moon that is now shattered into millions of asteroids, another portal opens up, this one dropping the Chaos Demon GhoulSpawn into the Pink Necromancer's bed.
The three must work together to find their way back to the 1400s where they belong, but the growing relationship between Quaraun and GhoulSpawn has Unicorn venting his Lichish fury on the locals.
Desperate to return back to their correct time, the trio, head to Black Tower, only to find its been destroyed by GhoulSpawn's future self: Gremlin the deranged Chaos wizard whose only goal now is to crash the moon into Earth and wipe out life entirely...
Trapped In The Civil War
The Scared Necromancer
Someone's Eating The Moon
Down By the River
GhoulSpawn and the Drunk Necromancer
Two Lovers, Two Armies, and an Angry Lich
The Angry Lich
The Dying Elf
Trapped
Changes
Demon Lover
White Rock Asylum For The Criminally Insane
The Gremlin's House/Kill The Baby
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Who is GhoulSpawn?
GhoulSpawn does not a appear in many of the stories in the series, but when he does, he tends to push Quaraun out of centre stage and step in as the main character of the story. His backstory is one of the primary arches of the series. Books with his name in the title, feature him as the primary PoV character.
GhoulSpawn is one of the very early characters from the series and was featured as the main character throughout many stories written in the 1970s and 1980s, where he was then seen as the elderly Gremlin, a mad scientist who claimed to be an ancient wizard and had difficulty staying out of a straight jacket.
Many of the stories from the early Twighlight Manor series were told from Gremlin's perspective, and were presumed to be the narrations of a schizophrenia patent to his psychiatrist (which as you know most every story in this series is, thus why the 1400s scenes are often broken up by White Rock's doctors.
GhoulSpawn is the ancient Gremlin's younger self.
GhoulSpawn is a teenager from the 1970s, who was whisked away to the 1400s by an LSD powered time machine that was built out of a 1974 AMC Gremlin. It is unknown who built the car or why. GhoulSpawn acquired it when he was around 13 years old. The story he tells, is that he one day encountered a group of hippies in the park, and set out to play a game of live action (LARP) Dungeons and Dragons with them, himself playing a Chaos Wizard half-Elf. The game was interrupted by a police raid, as it turned out the hippies were LSD chemists and the glove compartment of the car full of drugs. During a high speed chase to escape police, the car suddenly flew into the sky and was sent through a portal where GhoulSpawn found himself in the 1400s, now transformed into the half-Elf Chaos wizard he had played in the game.
The first time he encounters Quaraun and Unicorn is 2 years later at age 15, in the story The City of the Screaming Statues.
Though Quaraun is the most powerful Wizard ever known, GhoulSpawn far surpasses Quaraun's ability. Quaraun often arrogantly refers to GhoulSpawn as a mage (a slur again magicians) due to the fact that GhoulSpawn has no formal training in Wizardry.
Quaraun, an elderly Elf, 500 years old upon meeting the 15 year old GhoulSpawn; himself spent 300 years learning magic, and can not fathom any belief that GhoulSpawn is a Wizard, due to GhoulSpawn's being so very young.
By the time the 15 year old GhoulSpawn meets Quaraun in City of the Screaming Statues, the young half-Elf has mastered the art of casting in real life the over the top fictional spells from his DnD Player's Handbook and Dungeon Master's Guide and has made himself a long green velvet frock coat, the lining of which is lined with more than 2 dozen pockets that are made out of bags of holding.
Amoung other things, GhoulSpawn carries his car, a big red armchair, around 200 Dungeons and Dragons books, and an ever growing herd of sheep in his pockets.
GhoulSpawn is not in the series again until Summoner of Darkness, where he appears as both the 16 year old GhoulSpawn and the 1,000 year old Gremlin.
Quaraun frequently is walking along and suddenly finds himself in a completely different town, with no real understanding of what has happened. Because he has no ability to comprehend the concept of time travel the early novels do not tell the reader that time travel has happened.
While the time travel element is hinted to in previous volumes, Summoner of Darkness is the first volume of the series to specifically introduce the weird events in Quaraun's life as him falling through portals and coming out in different time periods.
In Summoner of Darkness, The Gremlin finds himself stuck in the 1400s when his computer runs out of power before he leaves, resulting in Quaraun discovery that GhoulSpawn is a time traveler and that they keep meeting him at different ages. For example, Quaraun encounters a 15 year old, a 16 year old, a 1,000 year old and a 1,700 year old version of GhoulSpawn, all in the space of about 6 hours, in Summoner of Darkness.
GhoulSpawn and the Lich Lord's Lover, is the first time in the Quaraun series that GhoulSpawn takes on a leading role, with most of the story centering on him instead of primary main character Quaraun.
Lich Lord's Lover is set 4 years after GlouSpawn first meet Quaraun, making him now 19 in the story.
After GhoulSpawn and the Lich Lord's Lover, GhoulSpawn does not again appear in the series until GhoulSpawn the Crazed and The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer, which is Part 2 of Lich Lord's Lover and picks up 3 days after Lich Lord's Lover ends.
Rose Garden is the last volume to feature GhoulSpawn before he is killed by a Thullid, which sucks out his brain, moves into his body and lives inside his corpse reanimating it, thus becoming The Gremlin.
Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer is the story which contains the death of GhoulSpawn and the birth of Gremlin in his place.
GhoulSpawn the Thullid infested undead half-Elf continues to make cameo appearances throughout the series, with his most prominent roles being in:
- The Haunted Lighthouse
- City of The Slushies
- Flamboyant Nipples
- The Battle of Ongadada
- Wild Ghosts' Ritual of the Vortex
- Dread Chant of The Fanboys
- The Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch
- The Crystal Palace of Mt Demontooth
- Lost In a Space That Isn't There
- The Haunted House of The Mind Controlling Pissed Off Pumkin Patch
- The Crystal Cave of Time and Necromancy
- The Poisoned Merman and the Castle of The Signing Sea Slugs
- The Bloody Embrace of the Thullid
- The Black Tower
- Zebulon's Captive
- The Myth of the Mullusk
- The Ties That Bind Us
- The Dragons of Ongadada
- The Curse of The Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch
- You Can Not Choose How History Remembers You
- My Two Favourite People
- Who Killed Quaraun The Insane
- The Malignant Candy Maker and The Labyrinth of The Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies
- The Blood Stained Asylim of Terror: A Tale of White Rock Asylum For The Criminally Insane
- The Slaughtering of The Unicorn
And if you think that looks like a lot of volumes, more then could be considered him only appearing in A FEW volumes, do keep in mind that the series has more than 130 novels + an additional 145 volumes planned.
The final volume of the series (The Slaughtering of the Unicorn), is volume #275 of the series. The series starts when Quaraun meets Unicorn and ends when Unicorn dies, in case anyone was wondering about the reason for this particular volume being the end of the series.
In any case, of the 275 volumes of the complete series, GhoulSpawn appears in fewer than 30 volumes, making him only a minor character in the grand scheme of things, even though he is a primary character in most of the novels he is featured in, and events that happen with him or are caused by him, play major roles in most every novel in the series, even the ones he does not appear in.
GhoulSpawn remains one of the most hated and most loved characters in the series. People who dislike him, absolutely despise him and have gone so far as to request I remove his character from the series entirely. While people who love him, often cite him as their favourite character and often request I add him into more stories more often.
For the people who don't like him, I'm sorry, but he remains one of my favourite characters of the series and he's not going anywhere.
For the people who want to see more of him: there are plans to make changes to several stories in the series to include him in the future editions, more often.
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Explaining GhoulSpawn's Sheep
A staple in every story that features GhoulSpawn, is his glittering technicolour herd of sheep, that gather around him to listen as he reads Dungeon's & Dragons manuals, while sitting in a red armchair, in the middle of some field.
I own the red chair, btw, which you see me sitting in in my BookTube videos while I read. You can see it in this video here:
The 2 most common reader questions asked about GhoulSpawn are:
- What the hell is it with the sheep? They don't serve any plot point and seem to be there for no reason at all. What the hell?
- Does GhoulSpawn have sex with his sheep or not?
The first story to feature Gremlin as a main character was The Wild Years, published in 1987. In this story he is a member of PETA on a mission to shut down Procter & Gamble, after encountering a local sheep farm that supplies lambs for Iams dogfood. In the slaughterhouse on the farm is a conveyor belt, onto which baby lambs are herded, then dropped into a grinder where they are chopped up while still alive.
If you have a stomach strong enough to view such things, you can see BOTH the Proctor & Gamble animal by-product grinder and McDonald's hamburger making grinder in this video here, which shows it being used on baby chickens and baby cows.
(The chicken grinder shown in this video is P&G's Iams dog food processing plant and the cow grinder seen here are Mcdonald's hamburgers be made for you.)
Please be warned, this anti-war, human rights, and animal rights protest video shows EXTREMELY GRAPHIC real life footage of poachers, slaughterhouses, human trafficing, KKK attacks, beheaded ISIS victims, and children killed by landmines.
VIEWER DISCRETION IS STRONGLY ADVISED!
Back to GhoulSpawn, the series' resident uber extreme animal rights activist...
This was a very real farm and a very real machine which I had seen when I was 8 years old, and was the reason I became an animal rights activist and a vegetarian. This aspect of GhoulSpawn's character, his being a vegan animal rights activist with a vendetta against P&G is based off my own life. (If you did not know, I am the founder of the real world Procter & Gamble Boycott and many of the Twighlight Manor books were written specifically for the boycott, thus why a character like The Gremlin took centre stage.)
Readers came to know that if Gremlin was in the story, so too would be references to the evils of Procter & Gamble, Iams dogfood's horrific sheep grinding machine, and mysterious disappearing sheep, along with his random ramblings against McDonald's, Burger King, and other giants in the animal abuse industry.
Unfortunately for GhoulSpawn, he's often rambling on deaf ears, as Quaraun, Unicorn, and others from the 1400s, have no way to comprehend the future atrocities being described by the time traveller. The reactions of people from the 1400s varies from thinking GhoulSpawn is a raving lunatic (thus why he is dubbed "GhoulSpawn the Crazed") to people understanding that he has seen something which has horribly upset him and feeling pity for him, but not really being able to understand exactly what he is talking about.
And then, when he can't get people to listen to him, he starts pulling sheep out of his pockets, not realizing that back in the 1400s he's surrounded by superstitious people who view magic, Wizards, and such things as evil sorcery and people practicing them as witches to be burned and destroyed. As a teenager from the 1970s, GhoulSpawn has as much trouble comprehending the 1400s mind as they have comprehending him.
As no one but GhoulSpawn can get anything out of or even see anything in his pockets, he can safely stuff sheep in his pockets and then innocently stand there while people run around like mad trying to figure out where all the sheep are disappearing to. He'll stuff another sheep in his pockets every time no one is looking and will continue to do this until the entire herd is gone/in his pockets. At which point he'll then jump back in his 1974 AMC Gremlin, fly back to the 1400s and set the sheep loose in green pastures.
GhoulSpawn has a particular affinity for Cotswold sheep, and his habit of stealing/rescuing sheep and taking them to the past, is used as an explanation for why Cotswolds were so very overpopulated in Medieval times, yet today are considered an endangered species.
Over the years it became a running gag in the series for other characters to bully and tease Gremlin claiming he had a sex fetish for sheep. However, GhoulSpawn does not have sex with his sheep and often seen deeply upset over the accusation. Because most people in the 1400s do not believe GhoulSpawn is a time traveller from the future, they say that he made up his story of rescuing sheep from "the gambler" to cover up habits of beasillity. Quaraun and Unicorn remain two of the only people to believe GhoulSpawn's story as he has taken them to the future and they have seen the things he speaks of for themselves.
The reason for GhoulSpawn's obsession with sheep, is a secret he rarely reveals and is known only to his closet friends: while the series often bills him as a half-Elf, leaving people to assume in also half-Human, is is rather instead half-Demon, specifically he is an Uruisg, which is a Scottish Sheep Demon, a man with the upper body of a man and the lower body of a Cotswold sheep.
In keeping with the actual Irish, Welsh, and Scottish folklore about Uruisg, GhoulSpawn is somewhat of a trickster and causes chaos to ensure whenever he is around. Also like the actual folklore he is a notorious thief and pickpocket, compulsively unable to control his urge to simply pick up and take every shiny object he sees.
Things You May Not Have Known about GhoulSpawn & The Lich Lord's Lover
It took a grand total of 17 days to plot, outline, write, edit, format, create the cover art, and publish GhoulSpawn & The Lich Lord's Lover, making it my "fastest written" novel ever.
The text itself was written in a single weekend.
This was the first story in the series to say what colour Unicorn's skin was. While other stories said he was "dark" and EVERY story describes his massive frizzy woolly dreadlocked hair, this was the first story to specifically call him "black" and has racist Civil War solider characters calling him "a niggar".
GhoulSpawn and the Lich Lord's Lover is the most returned novel in the series, with 97% of all copies sold to American readers being returned for a refund. However American sales make up only 5% of the total sales of the Quaraun series, with most of my readership being in Japan, Germany, and Brazil.
GhoulSpawn and the Lich Lord's Lover is the first volume of the series to show Quaraun having sex with someone other then Unicorn.
I have received more then a 100 emails from angry white power Americans (most of them residents of Maine) who have informed me that upon the discovery the series contained a non-white character, they would read no further books of the series unless I rewrote them to make Unicorn a white man.
More then a dozen emails coplained that there was "no such thing as a black Scotsman", stating that all Scottish people were white.
Scotland has had black kings, and in the 1400s, the time period of the series, not only did Scotland have a black king, but you were MORE LIKELY to encounter a short/pygmy black or brown skinned NATIVE Scotsmen wearing furs, then a tall, red-haired white one wearing kilts, as the "British Invasion of Alba" had not yet happened and kilts (a British invention) would not be invented until the 1800s.
Several people have pointed out that silk kimono are Asian not Scottish and that a Scottish king should not be wearing them. Actually, in the 1400s Persian Gypsies lived in Scotland, and had brought bright coloured silk kimono with them. It was not uncommon for the black and brown skinned Scottish tribal leaders to wear silk kimono in the 1400s.
Meaning Unicorn's being a half-Asian and half-black man, wearing fur wraps and plaid great kilts over silk kimono, is in fact historically accurate for a 1400s Scottish king.
As stated in The Night of the Screaming Unicorn, King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy The Unicorn, was born in Scotland, but is not Scottish by blood. His father being a black man from the Sepik Region of Papua New Guinea and his mother being a Japanese woman.
His father is a Phooka (a black demon) and his mother is an Aswang (an Asian demon).
In every story he is described as "looking like a dark skinned Asian". Which makes me wonder how readers did not know he was not white, prior to the release of this novel in particular.
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If you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death. If you haven't got a child to lose, it will be a brother or sister or parents or spouse or whomever you love the most, and that you should know it was this curse which you brought upon yourself that killed them, they will die on exactly the 7 year anniversary of the very first time, you mocked the death of my child.Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.
Are you an evil man?
Are you sure you're not?
How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?
Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.
Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?
What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?
Did you know...
October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.
August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.
November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.
November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.
Are you proud of what you have done?
Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.
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The Quaraun series is a set of 2,000 short stories and 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, transvestite wizard.
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NOTE: The scenes and chapters featured here, are from the unedited first drafts, and NOT from the finished published novels. This was done because many readers had asked to see what the first drafts looked like to see how different they were from the finished product. Because these are from the unedited first drafts, they contain spelling and grammar errors, typos, and sections that are still unrevised. These errors are corrected in the final published editions.
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The Quaraun series is a set of 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, bi-sexual, polyamorous/polygamous, masochistic, time traveling transvestite Elf wizard, his sex crazed, sadistic, drug dealing unicorn, and their bloodthirsty sentient house. The Quaraun series contains heavy use of the following:
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The Quaraun series has been banned by the following:The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints aka The Mormon Church (1991) (Reason: too much sex) (Interestingly, there were no sex scenes in the series before 2014) The Arundel Christian Tabernacle, Biddeford-Arundel, Maine (2001) (Reason: evil and influenced by Satan) New Life Church, Biddeford, Maine (2003) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church) (Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014) Fan-Fiction.net (2012) (Reason: Too violent) Curtis Lake Church, Sanford, Maine (2013) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church) (Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014 and I added gay characters to the series BECAUSE of this false complaint) Old Orchard Beach Town Hall of the Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, a division of the United States of America Government (January 4, 2016 via court order)(State of Maine, Biddeford District Court: Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574) (Reason #1: Too gay for the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach)(Reason #2: Contains transgender characters depicted as living in Old Orchard Beach, in violation of the ordinance which states Old Orchard Beach is a "Family Friendly Town" by virtue of it's ban on LGBTQ+ residents) NOTE: As a result of this ban, and my discovery that OOB had an ordinance banning LGBTQ citizens from living in our town, an additional court case rose up, and on October 21, 2016, Alfred Superior Court overruled the ordinance banning LGBTQs in OOB, AND overturned the town hall's ban on the Quaraun series, citing that both the ordinace baning LGBTQ residents and the court order ordering the Quaraun books to be removed from Amazon.comto be "gross violations of civil rights".) Did you notice how 3 different places used the exact same phrase of "Too gay for the family friendly..." In each of these three cases the exact same minister was behind the ban. |
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Why is the Quaraun Series Rated M18+?
Book publishing hiatus: November 14, 2013 I was beaten up by a woman who claimed to be a unpublished author. I was paralyzed for 5 months and am still 4 years later relearning to use my legs & arms. While I was cripple, offline, and recovering these past 4 years, she next proceeded to hack my website and most all of my forum and social network accounts.
April 2015 she returned, filled my motorhome with 1,000s of gallons of feces/raw sewage and cut my cats heads off nailing them to my door. 10 cats are currently still missing.
October 2006 she blew up my house with a bomb, in May 2013 put a bomb in my classroom at college, November 2015 put a bomb in my department where I work at Walmart, and June 2016 put yet another bomb in WalMart. The FBI is trying to identity of this woman. More info about these terrorist attacks on my family can be found here: https://www.eelkat.com/1667Words.html
If you have any information about this woman, please contact the FBI agent in charge of the case, his contact info is on that page.
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