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🌸🦄🌸 The following story is part of a long running Furry Yaoi MPreg Fiction series about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
It features a transman main character who is an often pregnant megalomaniac supervillain necromancer, married to an unhinged Faerie King.
This series was started September 23, 1978, and now spans 138 novels, 423 novellas, 500+ poems, and 3,000+ short stories. it celebrates it’s 50th, yes FIFTYITH! anniversary since the publication of it’s very first story (Friends Are Forever) on September 23, 2028!
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane — A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction
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The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Domestic Lives of Dangerous Faeries - LGBTQAI+ Queer MPreg Cozy Fantasy Fiction w a F2M Elf Wizard, a Gay Faerie Chef, & a BiSexual Demon Time Traveller, Free To Read Online
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.

Seen in image:
- IMAGE 1: The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.
In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.
- IMAGE 2: Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion.
BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.
- IMAGE 3: The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.
GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.
- Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
- Not seen here: Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.
Snow fell on silk tents,
Black Tower watched cliffs and waves,
Moon rose pale and cold.
Roses shivered pink, fragrant,
Frost curled teeth on broken stone.
Quaraun peeked out at the night,
His children all tucked in so tight.
A shadow slithered past,
Through the fog thick and vast,
And his heart skipped a beat at the sight.
“Oh, Unicorn,” Quaraun moaned, jellyfish hair aglow,
“The shadow, it moves, too close, I know.”
BoomFuzzy grinned, lilac tail whipping like stormy night,
“Relax, JellyElf, it’s Halloween’s fright.
We lure them with cookies, sugar and ghost.”
GhoulSpawn whispered softly, ledger in hand,
“Charts say the undead herd grows by land.
Silver spoons ready, traps on the sand,
Safety measures deployed, magic prepped.”
Quaraun twitched, prosthetic fingers clasped silk,
“Too dirty! Too foul! My children, my milk!
If one cough, if one sneeze, plague’s kiss will come fast!”
BoomFuzzy kissed his temple, firm and warm,
“Then guard ’em, JellyElf, guard and perform.”
Quaraun spun in a panic of dread,
Fears crawling inside every thread.
A zombie moaned near,
His silk brushed with fear,
And he swore they would die if not fed.
The bakery glowed in pink and black,
Smoke curling from crockpots enchanted.
Ghosts hovered near, sniffing the snacks,
BoomFuzzy laughed, as the undead slanted.
Quaraun wiped sweat from silk unplanted,
He braided more flowers, eyes darting to dark,
Counting every child, each a fragile spark.
“Unicorn! Do you see?” Quaraun cried,
“The fog thickens and shadows play tricks!”
BoomFuzzy appeared, half-ghost, wide-eyed,
“Trust me, JellyElf, fear don’t fix,
These pastries and bread, the undead won’t hide,
Just serve, and chaos yields sweet picks.”
“They are crawling too close!” Quaraun groaned,
“My children may sneeze, their hands may touch mud!”
“Relax, JellyElf, I know your bones,
But terror alone won’t make this good.
Watch the ghost line, the pumpkin throne,
We lure them with icing and sugar flood.”
“They breathe too near, my silk, my wards!”
“The charts, JellyElf, they all point north.”
Quaraun clutched pink ribbons, beads, and cords,
Heart racing, hair waving, spiraling forth.
BoomFuzzy twirled, delight and swords,
Shadow monsters froze mid-path, true worth.
“Do they bite? Will they spill the plague?”
“Only if you stop counting the dead,
Now hand me the buns, the frosting vague,
And lure them in lines,” BoomFuzzy said.
Quaraun quivered, rose petals in his hair,
Fear twisting laughter into a silent prayer.
GhoulSpawn’s ledger lay open and wide,
Charts and notes of zombie paths aligned.
Quaraun paused, hands trembling aside,
His children safe, if closely confined.
BoomFuzzy hummed low, a charm entwined,
The fog thinned a fraction, undead dispersed,
For now, Quaraun’s panic slightly reversed.
But a pumpkin pumpkined into the tent,
Quaraun fainted, his silk nearly bent.
BoomFuzzy snorted,
The bunnies cavorted,
And GhoulSpawn just smiled, as planned it went.
“I will not falter!” Quaraun swore,
Braiding garlands, lining the floor.
“Each child, each pet, every silk sheet I guard.
No shadow, no virus, will enter our yard.
Frost bite and plague be damned,” he swore again.
BoomFuzzy chuckled, tail whipping, hat tipped,
“You see, JellyElf, strategy’s crypt.
Serve sweets, scare ghosts, undead hypnotized,
Your children safe, apocalypse minimized.
Count petals, count buns, count ghosts we charmed,
You may faint, yet never be harmed.
I guard your arse, I guard your mind,
We conquer this night, terror left behind.”
Quaraun straightened, pink silk pristine and white,
Children laughing safe in the glow of light.
Fog thinned away,
Zombies stayed at bay,
And his panic settled just for the night.
BoomFuzzy floated high, incorporeal Faerie king,
Haunting, laughing, ghostly delight.
Quaraun stitched petals, a rose on a string,
Guarding toddlers, warding plague by night.
GhoulSpawn measured loot, charts shining bright,
Magic and pastry, undead subdued,
The Pink Necromancer and family renewed.
The bakery quieted as dawn touched sand,
Steam from crockpots faded, bunnies ran.
Quaraun’s children clung, giggles spilling pink.
BoomFuzzy ruffled hair, eyes glinting, think
Of All Hallows Eve, perfected plan.
GhoulSpawn whispered, ledger safe in hand,
Silver spoons glint, charts show the land.
Quaraun breathed, petals in every braid,
The undead retreating, paths well laid.
Fog lifted, moon waning slow,
Silks unsoiled, hearts aglow,
The night survived, chaos danced away,
And for now, they had conquered decay.
Quaraun smiled, children warm and near,
All Hallows Eve passed without fear.
BoomFuzzy winked,
GhoulSpawn just inked,
The ledger of chaos they hold dear.
Ribbons, roses, fog,
Silks untouched, undead retreat,
Night’s terror softened.
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The Pink Necromancer, Moon Elf silk weaver & merchant: Quaraun on Noodle Beach. His master chef Phooka turned Lich husband: BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. And their on again/off again mad scientist Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Time Travel setting swings back and forth between 40th century Maine after a comet hit the moon decimating the planet, and the 1970s, Maine. Quaraun in the main character, he and BoomFuzzy are a married gay couple. GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series
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