If you have followed my website for any length of time, you are by now aware that I like using Reddit to get my article ideas. I search reddit for questions and then I answer them, here, though not often on Reddit. While I post answers here on my website daily, often 3 or more a day, I only post answers on Reddit once, maybe twice, a week, if that often. I dislike the toxic vibes of Reddit comment sections and so avoid dealing with them, by writing up very long comments and then NOT posting the comment on Reddit, but rather instead posting it here for you. my readers, because I know you guys are not toxic. And so, that is what this page is, yet again, today. I have found a question on reddit and I am going to answer it here instead of answering it o Reddit. Enjoy!
Today, let's do something a little bit different. Starting last week of July 2023, I have been testing out ChatGPT on my website. Today, let's see what ChatGPT has to say about this Reddit post.
I'm going to start out by answering the post myself, and then afterwards, I am going to paste the question into ChatGPT and see how similar or different AI's answer is from mine.
Publishing a fantasy series: self vs traditional?
by u/builtforcameron in writing
What I need advice on though is whether I should self publish or traditional?
I've done both, but in traditional publishing it was a Horror series and in self publishing it was a Fantasy series, so I have not traditionally published a Fantasy series, nor have I tried to.
Also, I was traditionally published in the late 1970s and early 1980s, in a time period when agents were laughed at and no author in their right mind would touch an agent with a ten foot pole, as agents were 99% of the time scam artists.
In the late 1990s agents started to gain a better reputation, and since the mid 2000s it has become standard practice to hire an agent and pay the agent to submit queries for you, to publishers.
I have never worked with an agent as I switched from traditional publishing to self publishing in 2010, right around the same time the trend in hiring agents was getting started.
Needless to say, the process of traditional publishing is vastly different today then it was fort years ago when I was doing it,, so I''m not fully up to date on the current trends in how to get traditionally published in 2023. Meaning, I couldn't tell you if traditionally publishing in today's industry is a good option or not.
The current trend I am seeing right now in 2023, is that most publishing houses are treating SERIES (regardless of genre, but most especially Fantasy and YA Fantasy) like the plague and just auto rejecting it even if i's good. Which has in turn resulted in the current mass flood of Fantasy (especially YA Fantasy) series being self-published on Amazon. So it would seem that, right now at least, Fantasy series are best self-published, BUT are not selling at all anywhere, which is why traditional publishing houses are rejecting them, so self publushing them isn't that great either, just because the current trend is readers are no longer buying Fantasy series.
While there will always be people who want and read Fantasy series, the large mainstream reading public seems to currently be fed up with Fantasy series, due largely to the fact that 9 times out of 10, authors START a Fantasy series and never FINISH the series abandoning it 3 to 5 volumes in and leaving angry readers not knowing how the series ends.
The current reader backlash AGAINST Fantasy series, seems to be a result of The Game of Thrones TV show ending before the books were written, and it's now 13 years later and the author has yet to finish the final two books, which caused an over all mistrust in authors of series in general, but Fantasy in particular. resulting in the current trend of agents and publishing houses saying full "NO" to ALL series queried to them no matter how good the series may be.
Because trends fluctuate so fast in the publishing industry, it is quite possible that in a few months or years, series will be the trend again, but at the moment, series are just being rejected everywhere, no matter what genre the series may be.
On the other hand, thee is a boom in series being self-published on Amazon KDP right now. This is a direct side effect of publishing houses refusing the accept series.
I don't care about earning a sh*t ton of money or getting royalties or any of that, I just want as many people as possible to read my story.
You seem to be of the common, popular, and highly inaccurate delusion that if you write ONE book, you can become an overnight millionaire and live off that one book's royalties for the rest of your life.
You need to step back and take a big reality check here.
I have a book that sold a million copies. Do you know how much money that amounted to? $12k. Yes, one million books sold equaled twelve thousand dollars earned, before taxes.
In total since 1978, when my first book was published, I have sold more than ten million copies of my books, and in my entire lifetime I have yet to earn $100k total income.
Yes, ten million books sold across fifty years, totaled under one hundred thousand dollars in income.
There's a reality check for you.
Here's another reality check for you: Forbes lists Stephen King as the 3rd highest paid author of all time; Forbes also lists his BOOK income at $130k a year, and points out that he's YET to cross millionaire status from book sales, even after 60 years of publishing many hundreds of books.
J.K.Rowling, the highest paid author in history, made less than four million dollars on more than three hundred million copies of her books sold. Yes, she has made way more money than that, but she made most of her money from Lego block toys and movies, NOT off book sales.
The average traditionally published author makes $5k per book, while the average self-published author makes $500 per book.
The average income for authors self or traditionally published is $21k a year, and that is the AVERAGE... meaning the study took all the big name authors like Stephen King, and all the self-published authors who make under ten dollars a year, lumped them together, counted how many authors there was, adding up all the yearly incomes, then divided the money by the total authors, to get $21k answer. That study was done in 2017 and again in 2022 ns $21k was the answer they reached both times.
That $21k INCLUDES the more then TWENTY MILLION KDP authors which Amazon has stated have YET to sell enough copies to earn out their first $100 payout. So, that $21k average yearly income, is skewing very HIGH due to the fact there are fewer then one hundred big names like GRRMartin, Stephen King, and ELJames on the list, to offset the 20million ZERO income earners on the list.
The survey next took out any author who had earned under $100 per year and any author who earned over $100k per year, and separated traditionally published from self published, to come up with what is believed to be the most accurate estimated average income for authors:
An average income of $5k (five thousand dollars) a year for traditional published authors.
An average income of $500 (five hundred dollars) a year for traditional published authors.
Which is WHY that survey had THREE answers:
So, yeah, you ain't going to see a shit ton of money no matter what you do.
A thing to consider about traditional publishing, is you book will ONLY be in print for JUST 6 MONTHS. Whereas in self-publishing your book is available forever... so, in the long run, self publishing COULD get your book into the hands of more readers, IF you are good at marketing.
I'm really leaning towards traditional and have started to browse publishing agents but I want an honest to god answer on how I can get this into as many hands as possible.
I would suggest an option perhaps you have not thought of: serialized web novels.
And in particular to your case, Royal Road. There are many sites, WattPad is probably the most famous, while FanFiction.net is the oldest. Many are scams that wll try to steal your copyrights, WebNovel is the worst, so watch out for those. (As a general rule NEVER sign a contract for exclusivity with ANY web novel type site, at all, because even the few that are not scams, are horrible contracts. If you ever reach the point of wanting to make money, upload it to Amazon and don't bother with contracts via any of the serialized web novel sites)
This falls under self-publishing, but it's not "traditional" self publishing, meaning you will not have an ebook for sale, and you will make no money, as it'll be posted free to read online.
However, it is likely your best bet if your primary goal is just to get your story in front of as many readers as possible. RoyalRoad's current (as of August 2023) system makes it easy for readers to search for and find new works, meaning you have a high rate of discoverability on RoyalRoad even if you do nothing to promote yourself. This could change, though, as RoyalRoad is still a fairly new site and does not yet have many users. Once it becomes more popular and has more users, the database may become harder to sort through to find new works to read.
What do I personally do?
Well, I self publish my Fantasy series on Amazon, DriveThruRPG, and GumRoad, and I stalk about that publishing process HERE:
Discussion about self publishing on Amazon KDP.
Discussion about self publishing on Amazon KDP vs DriveThruRPG vs GumRoad.
Discussion about self publishing on GumRoad.
Discussion about self publishing in general.
There are well over two hundred other articles on self publishing and how I do it, on this website but those four should be of the most immediate use for you right now in your situation.
If you are looking for my posts on Reddit, I have two Reddit accounts:
But, I hardly ever posts on Reddit at all, so, not much to see on either of them.

Publishing a fantasy series: self vs traditional?
by u/builtforcameron in writing
The Prompt:
You are a famous, multi-published Fantasy author, known for your bestselling Fantasy series. You have both self published and traditionally published, having success in both. A new, young writer has come to you with the following question:
"Publishing a fantasy series: self vs traditional? Advice?
Long story short, I used to tell myself stories to help me fall asleep as a kid, all the way through high school and even parts of college. The end result is me having an entire, fully built fantasy world that as of a few years ago I've been timelining and taking notes down on paper. There's a whole history on paper, but what I'm working on now is a series of books taking place in that worlds future, a kind of personal narrative exploring a world filled with conflict and a history lost to time. It's a breeze to write because the story is already there, and as I'm finishing up the first novel, I'm starting to look towards publishing options. I'm only 23, so I know I have all the time in the world and since I've been saving up from this high(ish) paying job that I'm leaving, I'm really looking to get the ball rolling on this.
What I need advice on though is whether I should self publish or traditional? I don't care about earning a sh*t ton of money or getting royalties or any of that, I just want as many people as possible to read my story. I've taken care of myself my whole life and I'm perfectly capable of living through the struggle. I'm really leaning towards traditional and have started to browse publishing agents but I want an honest to god answer on how I can get this into as many hands as possible."
...what do you say to them?
ChatGPT's answer:
First of all, congratulations on embarking on this exciting journey of sharing your fully built fantasy world with the world! It's wonderful to see your passion for storytelling taking shape into a series of books.
The decision between self-publishing and traditional publishing is an important one, and both paths have their own unique advantages. Let me offer you some insights to help you make an informed decision:
Self-Publishing:
1. Creative Control: Self-publishing allows you to retain complete creative control over your work, from cover design to marketing strategies.
2. Speed to Market: You can get your books out to readers relatively quickly without the traditional publishing process delays.
3. Royalties: As you mentioned, you may earn a higher percentage of royalties on each sale with self-publishing, which can be appealing if you don't mind handling the business aspects.
4. Flexibility: You can experiment with different book formats, pricing, and promotions to find what works best for your audience.
Traditional Publishing:
1. Distribution and Exposure: Traditional publishers have established distribution networks that can help get your books into bookstores, libraries, and online retailers worldwide, potentially reaching a broader audience.
2. Editorial and Marketing Support: Working with a traditional publisher means having access to professional editors, cover designers, and marketing teams to enhance the quality and visibility of your book.
3. Credibility: Being traditionally published can lend a level of credibility to your work in the eyes of some readers, which might increase your chances of gaining widespread attention.
Given your desire to have as many people as possible read your story, traditional publishing might be a compelling option. However, it's essential to remember that the traditional publishing process can be competitive and time-consuming. Rejections are not uncommon, but persistence and belief in your story are key.
To increase your chances of catching the attention of agents and publishers, focus on crafting a strong query letter and a compelling book proposal that highlights the uniqueness and marketability of your fantasy series. Research and target literary agents who have experience and interest in representing fantasy genres.
Remember, there's no one-size-fits-all answer here, and many authors find success in either self-publishing or traditional publishing. Ultimately, the most important thing is to ensure your story reaches the hands of eager readers.
Whichever path you choose, keep your passion for storytelling alive, and believe in the magic of your world. Writing is a journey of perseverance, and with determination and dedication, your fantasy series will find its way into the hearts of readers all over the world. Best of luck on your publishing adventure! 📚✨🌟
Hmmm... I notice ChatGPT did not offer them any options of serialized web novels. Let's write an add on prompt and see what we can get for that.
Publishing a fantasy series: self vs traditional?
by u/builtforcameron in writing
The Prompt:
You are a famous, multi-published Fantasy author, known for your bestselling Fantasy series. You have both self published and traditionally published, having success in both. A new, young writer who previously come to you with the following question:
"Publishing a fantasy series: self vs traditional? Advice?
Long story short, I used to tell myself stories to help me fall asleep as a kid, all the way through high school and even parts of college. The end result is me having an entire, fully built fantasy world that as of a few years ago I've been timelining and taking notes down on paper. There's a whole history on paper, but what I'm working on now is a series of books taking place in that worlds future, a kind of personal narrative exploring a world filled with conflict and a history lost to time. It's a breeze to write because the story is already there, and as I'm finishing up the first novel, I'm starting to look towards publishing options. I'm only 23, so I know I have all the time in the world and since I've been saving up from this high(ish) paying job that I'm leaving, I'm really looking to get the ball rolling on this.
What I need advice on though is whether I should self publish or traditional? I don't care about earning a sh*t ton of money or getting royalties or any of that, I just want as many people as possible to read my story. I've taken care of myself my whole life and I'm perfectly capable of living through the struggle. I'm really leaning towards traditional and have started to browse publishing agents but I want an honest to god answer on how I can get this into as many hands as possible."
...as read your previous answer and is back and now they have a follow up question:
"Since I am only interested in getting reads and not interested in making money, and because my Fantasy series is going to be very long, do you think serialized web novels could be a good option for me? I heard Royal Road might be a good option, or maybe WattPad, but I think WattPad only does Romance or is Gantasy allowed there, do you know? Or maybe Ao3 or FictionPress or ScribbleHub or Tapas.io? Someone told me to stay away from Web Novel because of their scammy exclusivity contracts. Royal Road sounds best because it has a large database of Fantasy series. What do you think? Should I try these out? Would it be worth my time or should I strive for more traditional forms of publishing instead?"
...what do you say to them? (You do have experience publishing on these sites.)
ChatGPT's answer:
Ah, it's wonderful to see your passion for storytelling continuing to blossom! Exploring serialized web novels as a publishing option could indeed be a fantastic idea, especially if your goal is to reach as many readers as possible.
First of all, let me assure you that web novels have gained immense popularity in recent years, and they provide a unique platform to connect with a wide audience of fantasy enthusiasts. Since your fantasy series is long and already fully developed, serialized web novels could be an excellent way to share your epic tale in bite-sized installments, keeping readers eagerly coming back for more.
Now, let's take a closer look at some of the platforms you mentioned:
1. Royal Road: This platform is renowned for hosting a diverse array of fantasy series and has a dedicated fan base of fantasy readers. It could be an ideal choice for your work, given the genre's popularity on the site.
2. Wattpad: While Wattpad has gained popularity for its romance category, it is not limited to romance alone. Many fantasy stories have also found success on Wattpad, and it continues to be a hub for young readers.
3. Ao3 (Archive of Our Own): Ao3 is a popular platform for fan fiction and original works, and it offers a supportive community of fantasy lovers. Posting your series here could help you connect with dedicated readers.
4. FictionPress: This platform is designed specifically for original fiction, making it a great option for sharing your fantasy world with eager readers.
5. ScribbleHub and Tapas.io: These platforms cater to a wide range of genres, including fantasy. They offer various tools to engage readers and create an interactive experience.
Regarding the concerns about exclusivity contracts on some web novel platforms, it's essential to read the terms and conditions carefully before making any commitments. Many platforms allow you to retain ownership of your work while granting them the right to host it on their site. However, be cautious of any contracts that restrict your rights or limit future publishing opportunities.
As you've mentioned that your primary goal is to reach readers rather than making money, exploring serialized web novels can be an exciting and rewarding path. Web novel communities are passionate and supportive, and they can provide valuable feedback to help you grow as a writer.
However, keep in mind that there's no one-size-fits-all answer, and traditional publishing might still be a viable option if you wish to explore it. You can always start with web novels to build a reader base and later consider other publishing avenues.
Remember, dear writer, the magic of storytelling lies in connecting with readers and sharing the worlds we create. Whether through web novels or traditional publishing, let your passion guide you, and may your epic fantasy series find its way into the hands and hearts of many eager readers across the realms! 📚✨🌟
Publishing a fantasy series: self vs traditional?
by u/builtforcameron in writing
The Prompt:
Hmm... they were not referencing general exclusivity contracts with general web novel platforms. There is a website named "WebNovel.Com" that is based in China and has been in the news a lot the past 4 or 5 years, because they used predatory contracts to trick children (minors under the age of 18) into handing over rights to characters; the contracts were specifically worded to tell children NOT to ask permission from their parents, telling them their parents would only hinder their right to publish. The Writer Beware Blog has been covering the many lawsuits against WebNovel.com for several years now. Many thousands of parents have gathered together in a huge lawsuit against WebNovel.com to try to get their minor children out of the contracts, but the major issue is the WebNovel.com website is based in China where USA laws regarding copyrights and employment of minors do not apply.
This is the event they were referring to in their question.
Do you have any comments on this situation?
ChatGPT's answer:
Thank you for bringing this specific issue to my attention. I understand the gravity of the situation and the concerns raised by many parents and writers regarding predatory contracts on WebNovel.com.
It's deeply concerning to hear about any platform taking advantage of minors and using deceptive tactics to obtain rights to their creative work. Such practices are not only unethical but also raise serious legal and moral questions about the treatment of young writers.
As an author and advocate for the writing community, I strongly believe that all writers, especially minors, should be protected from exploitation and provided with transparent and fair contract terms. Platforms should prioritize the welfare and rights of their users, particularly those who are not legally able to provide informed consent.
It is crucial for writers, especially young and aspiring ones, to exercise caution when dealing with any publishing platform or contract. Always seek guidance and advice from trusted adults, mentors, or literary organizations before entering into any agreements.
Additionally, this situation highlights the importance of researching and carefully selecting the platforms where writers choose to publish their work. Writers should be vigilant in reviewing terms and conditions, seeking legal counsel if needed, and choosing platforms that prioritize the protection and rights of their contributors.
As a writing community, we should stand together to advocate for the fair treatment and ethical practices in the publishing industry, and I hope that awareness and discussions surrounding this issue will lead to positive change in the future.
Please remember, dear writers, your creativity and work are valuable, and you have the right to be treated with respect and fairness. Let us work together to create a safe and supportive environment for all writers, regardless of their age or experience. 📚✨🌟
Publishing a fantasy series: self vs traditional?
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So, I was over on Reddit, you like I often am, and found this question. And answered it, like I do. However, the answer I initially gave was a simple generic answer. If you want to read my original answer unaltered, simply click on Reddit's embed feature links which Reddit provides for webmasters to be able to post their answers on their websites, while linking back to the original thread on Reddit (if you didn't know Reddit offered and encouraged the use of this feature, look for it in the "share" features underneath every post, comment, and reply on Reddit).
I am answering random questions today about writing, self-publishing, character creation, and world building, over on Reddit and decided to take my answers from there and expand upon them even further over here. So that's what this page is. Me rambling on about various aspects of world building techniques I use when writing the Quaraun series. The questions I am answering are embedded here. Clicking the link in the embedded question will take you to the original Reddit page where you can see the original answer along with other people's answers. If you wish to comment, you can do so on the Reddit page where a place to do so is provided.
In any case, as with all of my Reddit answers found on my site here, my original post on Reddit is much shorter then the article here.

This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
All Rights Reserved.
Note: English is not my first language, Shetlean Scottish is my native language, there are likly spelling and grammar errors, as I do not know American English and am attempting to write it by sounding words out.
Many times that Americans think a word on my site is misspelled, often it is not misspelled, it is just I mixed up languages and wrote it in Scottish without realizing I mixed the Scottish in with the English. Also our grammar is somewhat reversed from English grammar so words that are seeming in the wrong order for American English, is usually because they are in the correct order for Scottish and I either put English words in Scottish order by mistake or was unaware English put them in a different order then Scottish does.
For those unaware, Scottish Shetlean looks like this:
American English to Scottish:
a bit (piece) = a party --- EXAMPLE: "And some know a bit of Latin " > "And somme kan of latyn a party "
a long distance from = A piece fae
a piece of = the bit --- EXAMPLE: "The duck ate a piece of bread " > "The deuk ett the bit breid "
about the banks (on the shore/at the beach) = aboot da banks
accomplishments = kunnandi
After = Back o --- EXAMPLE: " After Halloween" > "Back o Hallomas "
alive (living) = kvikr
Always on the move = Never aff o da go
am I not = amn't I --- EXAMPLE: "Am I not invited? " > "I amn't invited? or Amn't I invited?"
are = is --- EXAMPLE: "Are you going soon?" > "Is ya to be going soon?"
autumn = dah haihst
belong to = fylgja
best = bettah moost
betray (verb) = svíkja
bewildered = villhyggjandi
building = biggin up --- EXAMPLE: "building confidence in everyday use " > " biggin up confidence in ivvryday øs "
built = builded --- EXAMPLE: "He built a new porch." > "Hims builded a new porch."
cast a spell = hoodooed
cat = kat (sounds like "caught") --- EXAMPLE: "Is it an orange cat?" > "Be he a o'jinn kat?"
child = bairn
church = kirk
color = colour
danger = hœttr
daren't = darena
daring = djarfr
dark = dökk
dark elf = Dökkálfr
dark-elves = Døkkálfar
darker = dökká
do you agree = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "That's a fine looking woman, do you agree?" > "Dair's ah right bonnie lass, eh?"
do you want to come too = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "I'm going to the store, do you want to come with me?" > "Me go to shope, eh?"
each = eche --- EXAMPLE: "Which each person can understand " > "That kan eche man understonde "
educated = lered --- EXAMPLE: "Both among the educated and the uneducated " > "As wel among lered as lewed "
elf = Alfr
Elf = Álfr
Elf Home = Álfheimr
Elf World = Álfheimr
elf-advice = Ælfred
elf-beautiful = ælfscyne
elf-friend = Ælfwine
elf-guardian (female) = Ælfwaru
elf-guardian (male) = Ælfweard
elf-powerful = Ælfric
everyday = ivvryday
eyelids = eye ledes --- EXAMPLE: "He closed his eyelids." > "Hims did shut hims eye ledes"
fair = faire --- EXAMPLE: "Going to the fair." > "Done gone went to the faire."
feild = felde --- EXAMPLE: "Standing in the feild." > "Stoodt in thems felde."
further = ferther --- EXAMPLE: "I looked further." > "I dids lokid ferther."
green = grene --- EXAMPLE: "Look at the green hedges and woods." > "Look see at thems heigges and holtz so grene."
handsome = braw --- EXAMPLE: "He is very handsome " > "Him wicked braw "
have faith = trúa
Have no doubts about our doing it = Nae faer o wis
Have no liking for this. = Hae nae brou o this.
have not = ain't
He knows how many beans make five. = He kens the laid frae the croun o the causey.
He knows which side his bread is buttered on. = He kens whilk side his bannock's buttert on.
Head for = Mak wye for
head rope in fishing nets and lines = baak
head to head = Be at the knag and the widdie
horse fly = klegsie
I = Me
I Think = Me thinks --- EXAMPLE: "I think we're late. " > "Me thinks that we is late. "
I wish you well for the future = Lang may yer lum reek (translation: Long may your chimney smoke)
idiot = eejit --- EXAMPLE: "You idiot." > "Ya eejit."
idiot = numpty
if = iffy or yif--- EXAMPLE: "If you don't mind..." > "Iffy yas does no care mind...."; "If you'll stay with me long enough = "Yif ye so longe with me wil dwelle". "
I'll be even with you = A'll see day aboot wi ye
know = ken
looked = lokid
looked = lokid --- EXAMPLE: "I looked up." > "I lifte up me eye ledes and lokid ferther."
magic = hoodoo
naked = nøkkviðr
needle = bodkin
neither = nouther --- EXAMPLE: "Who know neither Latin nor French " > "That kan nouther latyn ne frensch "
No = Nay --- EXAMPLE: "No, I don't think so. " > "Nay, me thinks not. "
Nobody knew = not-knew nobody
Noontide = Da heicht o da day
NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "Did you meet the new family next door?" > "Dids ya gets a chance to stop by and meets with thems new folk that move-ed in down yawn there next doors to ya, eh?"
NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "He went to Rite-Aid to pick up his prescription" > "Hims did go to that yawn there new fangled store the new folks call that Rite Aid place, to gets himself some of thems there pills what the doctor gone and tells him to take each morning, a-yep, hims did."
old = olde --- EXAMPLE: "But educated and uneducated, old and young " > "Bot lered and lewed olde and yonge "
orange = o'jinn
out = oot --- EXAMPLE: "The cat wants to go out." > "The kat he do wants oot."
outside = oot dair
people = fokk --- EXAMPLE: "the people of Shetland " > "Shetland fokk "
people = folke --- EXAMPLE: "Look at all those people." > "Lookie at all thems folke."
poorly = febelly --- EXAMPLE: "Who know French very poorly " > "That kan frensch ful febelly "
Recognising = Recognisin --- EXAMPLE: "Recognising the bilingual nature of Shaetlan speakers " > "Recognisin da wye at Shaetlan spaekers is bilingual "
shield = skjoldr
Since = For --- EXAMPLE: "Since that is your native language " > "For that is youre kynde langage "
tell = telle --- EXAMPLE: "I'll tell you in English " > "In englysch tonge I schal you telle "
the = da, de, or is not used at all --- EXAMPLE: "I went to the store" > "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to shoppe"
them = dem, dem dair --- EXAMPLE: "I went with them" > "Me goes wit dem dair"
there = dair --- EXAMPLE: "I want those potatoes" > "Me be wanting dem dair tatetas."
they = dey
To where = whither --- EXAMPLE: ""Where you go, I will go." " > ""Whither thou goest, I'll go."
understand = understonde
understand = understonden --- EXAMPLE: "Some understand English " > "And somme understonden englysch "
very = wicked --- EXAMPLE: "very good" > "wicked good"; "very bad" > "wicked bad"; "very cold" > "wicked cold"
Where = Whither --- EXAMPLE: "Where is the restroom? " > "Whither is the privy?"
Yes = Yea or Aye --- EXAMPLE: "Yes, I think so. " > "Yea, me thinks so. " or "Aye, me thinks so. "
For anyone actually interested in learning my native language, the Scottish government has THIS listed as the official dictionary of our people: https://static1.squarespace.com/static/61d7352954b7fd1c9dbdfef4/t/65ddb2749d5e0541a01009c0/1709027964496/Spaektionary_2024feb.pdf
The Scottish government provides this document to show our language in use: https://www.shetland.uhi.ac.uk/t4-media/one-web/uhi-shetland-images-and-documents/documents-/shaetlan/Shaetlan-Language-Plan-2022-Shaetlan.pdf
More information about our language can be found on this website: https://www.iheardee.com which is written in my native language.
However, there is also other reasons why words might be misspelled, or why I might not understand someone when they speak to me.
My grandmother Helen Ricker Allen, was from Unst, Shetland, Scotland, and she the one who raised me. She taught me to read and write, but it was Shetlain that she taught me. She died when I was 8 years old, and I was locked in a woodshed after her furneral, I escaped the woodshed 27 years later at age 31, and have been trying to learn how to speak and write English since then.
It is a very great struggle.
At age 37 I took remidial reading and speaking classes at Southern Maine Community College, but we are Gypsies and Gypsy men do not allow us Gypsy women to have education, and so, while at college, on November 14, 2013, I was beaten with a golf club, while I was 8 months pregnet, breaking my spine, hips, and knees, killing my baby and leaving me quardepaleic since.
Now my primary focus these past 13 years has been on relearning to use my hand so I could type... as of 2023, I have regained the use of my right thumb, and first two right fingers, and after 10 years offline, I am back online due to I can use three finguers.
I never went to school, so I do not know maths and numbers and sciences, and I do not know what else would have been taught to me in school. We are Scottish Gypsies and Gypsy culture does not allow females to go to school. Being born female was already a great sin, but my grandmother took great risk in teaching me reading and writing. At 4 years old I was punished by my Uncle Bruce for knowing how to read, by being beaten in the face with a cinder block brick, that broke my right jaw and left me with garbaled near-mute spoken words ever since.
Because no one ever spoke words to be face to face from he time I was 8 years old until I was 37 years old (I escaped the room at age 27, but did not start college until 37), I have no training in how to vocally sound out or speak the words I write or read. I can read words, but I do not know how to sound out or say those words. I can write words, but I do not know how to match the written word against the spoken word. I struggle to associate spoken words at all, or make them match up with writen words.
Esentially, written words and spoken words are two completly seperate languages in my brain, and I have difficulty understanding spoken words.
If you say a sentance to me with your mouth, chances are very high I will have ZERO understanding of what you said and I will not be able to ander you.
However, if you WRITE down that exact same sentabnce, I can understand you and can type a written responce to you.
My doctors tell me this is a side effect of extreme isolation and neglect and lack of human contact during my toddler, childhood, teen, and young adult years, and that my brain never deveoloped to comprehend spoken vocal words due to no one ever speaking to me in over three decades of the first half of my life.
While I can read and write, American English (somewhat) I do no know how words are sounded out, what they are supposed to sound like. I readand write by shape recognition, not by sound/vocal recognition, so when reading and writing I do no "hear the words in my head" as I am told most people do when they read and write. In other words... I see "c a t" and think "c-a-t" I do not think "cat" nor do I "see" an image of a cat, no do I "hear" the word cat spoken. I'm told that this is very rare and that most people read and write by sounding out the words and linking them to visual mind images, while hearing the sound of the word in their head. I neiher hear words in my head no see images of things in my head. I'm told this is what makes me both a speed reader and speed writer, because I'm not tripped up by hear sounds or seeing images in my head like nomal people would be doing... however, I'm also told this is why my spelling and grammar are very poor, because my brain is not hear the sounds of the words or seeing visual images of the objects the words represent, so my mind also does not register spelling and grammer errors at all.
As I was only let out of the woodshed on Sundays to go to the Cape Elezabeth Ward Church of the August Stake of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, I was never allowed to go to school or hospital either. No adults ever talked to me because I was evil for comitted the sin of being born female, so I never learned how to speak properly and do not know how to sound out words to say them.
I was 42 years old, in 2016 when, while having an MRI for my spine, the doctors found out my speak issue was caused by a broken jaw as a toddler that was healed wrong because not being allowed to go to doctors. I had surgury to fix that, and since 2016 have been trying to learn how to use my jaw and touge so I can speak vocal words now.
Since 2023 my primary focus shifted to relearning to walk. I can now, in 2026, sit up for 2 or 3 hours a day, and can sand with a cane for a few minutes, and can walk for around five thousand feet in 2 to 3 segments a day, with the help of pushing my wheelchair like a walker.
As of 2026, with a slight return to using my fingers and legs, I am once again focused on trying to learn the American English, but I live in mortal fear of my uncles and male cousins, as they are so hateful of allowing me to have education.
have no one to help me to know if I am doing words correctly, and as such, I have no way of knowing if there are spelling and grammar errors, but I asume there are, and I fix them when I learn them, but I do not know what I do not know and spelling American words is a thing I do bnot know.
I have Low Fucntioning Kanner's Syndrom, also known as "RainMan Type of Autism" aka REAL and ACTUAL Autism, not to be confused with Aspergers, High Functioning Autism, or and of thr 861 illnesses on the Autism Spectrum. An Autism Spectrum Disorder is an illness that has symptoms similar to Autism but IS NOT Autism. If you have an Autism Spectrum Disorder, it LITERALLY MEANS you do NOT have Autism.
I am medically diagnosed as "kanner's syndrome, actual autism, the rainman type, profoundly retarded autistic savant, with a general IQ of 73, and an writing IQ of 221" but they added that they did not know how to properly diagnose me as I am "technically a feral child" and they don't know "how much is the autism, and how much is simple horrific levels of abuse and neglect induced post traumatic stress disorder that will go away with proper socilization".
It means I know how to write, I can write a lot, and it is next to impossible for you to teach me how to do literally anythig else because my brain only knows how to write and doesn;t know how to do anything else..
There's a reason, when I do book signings, people are quick to say: "Okay, what's the joke? why is this stupid retard here? where's the real author? I know this retard isn't the author. where are you hiding the author, why is this fucking retard here"
The end result is, I have near zero social interaction... my 3 years in college was the ONLY face to face interaction I have ever had with humans in my entire life, and I struggle deeply to understand MOST words used by MOST people when they ask me question. And so I suffer from a huge lack of understanding many words people say to me, how to translate those words into spelling, and how to translate what it is that has been said.
The fact remains hat until there exists a human on this planet who is willing to sit down and teach me what words spoken line up with and match what words written, this deficent is unlily to improve. But the fact also remains, that I am simply far too profoundly retarded for anyone to even try to make any attempt at all even to speak a friendly "hgelloe" or "good morning" when passing me on the street, so I have lost all hope of anyone ever either being my friend, being willing to teach me how to match spoken words to written words, or how to speak to other humans.
While there are around 20k pages on this website, most of them are blocked from search engines, with only around 800 of them available for appearing in Google/Bing/etc search results. The remainder can only be accessed via the various links found throughout this site. This was done deliberately on my part, and I did it because the bulk of the pages on this website are chapters from 138 novels and 423 novellas, so only the first page of each novel and novella indexed by search engines, and the remainder are linked in order, one page at a time, via clicking "next page" at the end of each. So if you are looking for a specific page from a specific novel, Google can't help you.
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Do you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine on August 8, 2013? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me July 26, 2016 at scarborough WalMart,... they arrived the first time with a backhoe on August 8, 2013, that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since....
... which means it is now only a few weeks from the 14th anniversary of my son's murder. I was 8 month pregnant November 14, 2013, and a student ay SMCC, and coming out of the Buglight Lighthouse art studio after art class, when a still unidentifiedwoman wielding a golf club attacked me, severed my spine, while I was 8 months pregnant, triggered early labour, then killed my son minutes after he was born.
While accusing me of being transgender, screaming "transvestite freak" and "look at that thing, that's Ken's son in a dress"... while I was 8 months pregnant.
My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son and crippled me, arrived the first time with a backhoe that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since. |
The backhoe driver returned November 14, 2013, armed with a golf club, used it to break my spine and smash my baby's brains out on the ground
On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.
She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.
The attack also triggered labour.
My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.
Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.
The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.
The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.
Thus we come to 2014, and the full swing change of the series I write. WHY my series, went from just a transman main character living life, to the full blown Mpreg genre series that it now is today.
Before the attack, I had a chance of having a baby. I don't know. And because I'm in America, I'm too old to adopt. You have to be under 45 years old to adopt a baby. That is the law in America. I was informed this, when we tried to adopt, now that my injuries leave me unable to get pregnant a 9th time.
Thus began my obsessively writing, my transman main character, pregnant. Always pregnant now. Every time. Every story. Stories that now fully focus on pregnancy, labour, miscarriages, babies dying, babies living, raising babies... the whole series, since 2014 has devolved into an outright baby obsession.
Meanwhile, reborn baby dolls were suggested to me by my therapist, and have also become a deeply obsessive part of my life. Because 13 years ago my son was murdered minutes after he was born, because a transphobic bigot mistook me for being transgender, I'm STILL in a wheelchair, struggling to relearn to use my arms and legs, now 13 years later, and I'm still DAILY dealing with police officers and FBI agents who while they are trying to find my son's killer, they are also daily reminding me... oh, yeah, my son was murdered, literally ripped out of my belly, by a transphobe. Who still has not been located and walks free to kill again.
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The golfclub woman as she looked during the golf club attack at Southern Maine community college November 14, 2013. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
The golfclub woman as she looked during the shopping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart July 26, 2016. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
The 2nd woman as she looked at both attacks, her hair goes all the way down to her knees. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer's accomplice, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
I am a legally blind quadriplegic, and low verbal, I have also published 138 novels in the last 48 years. It's not as impossible as people think. The problem being blind and quadriplegic, medically have different meanings then how those two words are used medically.
Fewer than 3% of all blind people see nothing. While 97% people who are classified as fully blind are able to see up to two feet in front of them. Legally blind means I can see more then two feet in front of me but not far enough to see twenty feet in front of me. In my case I can see about eight feet.
Quadriplegic, has varying levels, it means having a damaged nerve bundle in the spinal column causing limited mobility of all 4 limbs, (in my case this was done by a women wielding a golf club, who also beat my 8 month infant's head to pulp on the parking lot tarmak, at the same time she severed my spine with the same golf club; both on November 14, 2013; the FBI investigation into my son's murder and my being crippled has gone on now for 13 years, a few weeks away from 14 years now, and the FBI has still not identified the killer or her motive). Contrary to popular misconception, quadriplegic does NOT mean ZERO movement, it means means limited movement, specifically in means unable to lift arms over head, unable to grip fingers around objects to pick them up, and unable to stand for more then 5 minutes to a time. Because there are so many thousands of nerves in each limb it is actually very rare for there to be 100% no movement, but how much, and to what extent varies by patent depending upon the specific point of injury to the spinal column.
Meaning typing is still possible for over 60% of all quadriplegics.
In my case, it was the lower spine that was severed, cutting off completly my ability to move my right leg, leaving limited feeling in my left leg, and an ability to stand but not walk, with crutches, for the first 9 years. I regained enough nerve growth in my legs by the 9th year to be able to take ten or twelve steps allowing me to get out of bed for the first time since the golf club attack; This in turn lead to me being able to start using a wheelchair, as I was able to sit upright for the first time as well.
Because the shattered vertebrae bone fragments are broken off completly and embedded into the nerve bundle just above my tailbone, doctors were saying I would never walk again, but now at 13 years, I am able to push mu wheelchair like a walker, a distance of almost a thousand steps a day. Though doctors are still doubtful I will ever walk "normally" again, I have proven them wrong, when their said 13 years ago, that I would never walk again at all.
But because of the placement of the damage to my spine, regaining hand use, was always thought possible, it was just a matter of waiting long enough for nerve regrowth, along side daily finger exercises. I was able to continue writing, after becoming quadriplegic, because I still have use of my right thumb, and 2 fore figures of my right hand. And can type 90 words per minute with those 3 fingers.
I however have no wrist strength, elbow strength, or shoulder strength, so I am not able to form a fist, or lift objects, or brush my hair, or my teeth, all thing I have to have my caretaker do. But, those things are not needed for typing. Unfortunately, my pinky and ring fingers are "nerve dead" and drag over the keyboard, and cause horrific spelling errors and typos, which are incredibly frustrating to deal with.
Unfortunately trying to edit errors myself, just makes the errors worse, because those same two fingers drag over the keyboard yet again. Prior to the golf club attack, I rarely had spelling errors; now I got more spelling errors then someone is learning English as second language. Editing is a challenge, that I've had to accept, I simply can not do myself, and I have to hire several editors to help with that.
Low verbal means sounds can still be made, sounds that software programs like Dragon can be trained to recognize and translate, and type into full words. More then half my novels were typed with this method.
I still have a long ways to go before I am anything close to being able to do the things I could do before the golf club woman beat my baby's brains out and shattered my spine. And you know what's more frustrating then how slow mu medical progression has been? The fact that it's been 13 years and the police and FBI are still coming up at dead ends as to who the woman who murdered my baby was, or why she even did it.
My son's 14th birthday is only a few weeks away, but he didn't even get to live long enough to celebrate his 1st birthday, I don't even know why. And I can't wait to regain my ability to walk again, because regaining my ability to walk, means gaining the ability to go outside and start looking for my son's murderer myself instead of sitting at home trapped in a wheelchair waiting for the police and FBI to to find her. So, writing isn't a big priority for me anymore. I only write now, as a way to exercise my hands, in between relearning to walk.
Never let a disability stop you. Plenty of writers, artists, athletes, do not let either blindness, speech impediments, or limited mobility hold then back from perusing their careers.
Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
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