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🌸🦄🌸 The following story is part of a long running Furry Yaoi MPreg Fiction series about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
It features a transman main character who is an often pregnant megalomaniac supervillain necromancer, married to an unhinged Faerie King.
This series was started September 23, 1978, and now spans 138 novels, 423 novellas, 500+ poems, and 3,000+ short stories. it celebrates it’s 50th, yes FIFTYITH! anniversary since the publication of it’s very first story (Friends Are Forever) on September 23, 2028!
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane — A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction
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The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Domestic Lives of Dangerous Faeries - LGBTQAI+ Queer MPreg Cozy Fantasy Fiction w a F2M Elf Wizard, a Gay Faerie Chef, & a BiSexual Demon Time Traveller, Free To Read Online
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.

Seen in image:
- IMAGE 1: The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.
In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.
- IMAGE 2: Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion.
BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.
- IMAGE 3: The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.
GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.
- Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
- Not seen here: Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.
The pink silk walls billowed as wind gusted against the tent’s flaps, snow dusting the edges with silver frost. Quaraun sat cross-legged on a cushion, robe frills pooling like spilled petals, jellyfish hair curling over his shoulders, tentacles twitching as he clutched the TruthScribe Quill. The tip scraped parchment, forcing confessions he barely understood himself, every line cold, precise, relentless.
BoomFuzzy sat opposite, tartan wrapped tight like armor, fingers tapping a rhythm against the floorboards. His dreadlocks, flecked with snow, smelled faintly of gingerbread, cloves, and the faint iron of old battlefields. Silver cataracts reflected pink silk folds in patterns that seemed deliberate, almost like he could see every fiber.
"I do not need reassurance, JellyElf," he growled, voice low and harsh. "But your hand is shaking."
Quaraun’s eyes flicked up, frills brushing against his trembling cheeks.
"I… I must record… everything… true… or it will not… not… write…"
His voice stammered as delirium tugged, half-hypoactive, half-hyperactive, attention darting from quill, to parchment, to the swaying tent. The pregnant curve of his belly pressed against the silk, small, tense, reminding him of the life hidden beneath.
GhoulSpawn crouched nearby, legs digitigrade folded beneath him, orange robes and green velvet coat smelling of sheep wool and faint burnt metal. Yellow caftan sleeves draped over his arms as he adjusted the vials, tools, and scavenged gears sprawled across the floor.
"If I adjust the voltage to the quill… stabilize the core…" he muttered, eyes wide, voice soft but sharp. Every word he spoke, every calculation, precise; a machine translating survival into reality.
BoomFuzzy leaned forward, elbows resting on knees, black hakama dark against the floor.
"I’m not asking, JellyElf. Focus, or ya endanger yarself, the court, and the caravan."
His hand brushed Quaraun’s frills, rough fingertips pressing warmth into trembling silk. Quaraun gasped slightly, quill halting mid-stroke. BoomFuzzy’s presence tethered him, grounding delirium into reality.
Quaraun’s quill scratched again: ‘I am afraid… currents of thought drift… cannot stop… the caravan depends… must remain vigilant… truth alone guides…’
He chewed at his lip, cheeks pink beneath frills, jellyfish hair brushing against parchment, every stroke dragging truth from chaos.
GhoulSpawn leaned closer, careful not to disturb Quaraun’s posture.
"I can assist… monitor readings… adjust the pen’s sensitivity… prevent overload…"
Fingers flexed over tiny dials and circuits, calculations precise, even as anxiety tugged at him.
BoomFuzzy sniffed the air, tilting his head.
"Caravan cooks report frost damage to stores. I will fix the issue, but JellyElf, you record the sequence for later. Accuracy is everything. I do not tolerate mistakes."
His voice was sharp, commanding, silk and tartan brushing together as he adjusted his posture, every motion deliberate.
Quaraun’s hand pressed against his belly for reassurance, quill wobbling with tremors.
‘Child… hidden… safe… must keep secret… protect…’
Old age was a cursed thing to live with. Quaraun knew this. Of course he did. No Elf had ever lived past four hundred years and here he was well over seven hundred fifty years old. And his mind was faded by it. Mixed delirium flickered, hyperactive bursts of panic, hypoactive lapses into daze.
BoomFuzzy’s hand pressed along the silk folds again, grounding him. Fingers tangled with frills, tracing delicate patterns along the Pink Necromancer’s robes.
GhoulSpawn adjusted a lens, muttering numbers, calculations, efficiency readings.
“Voltage stable… quill core optimal… no deviation…” His voice wavered, small, but truth was unflinching, reliable.
BoomFuzzy stood, boots clattering lightly across the silk-strewn floor, tartan swirling.
"I will check on the Goblins and Leprechaun scouts. JellyElf, keep writing. I do not need excuses. Only truth."
His silver cataracts caught glints of silk folds and frilled edges, noting each twitch of Quaraun’s fingers.
Quaraun inhaled sharply, quill scratching: ‘King watches… caravan intact… tools optimized… the court depends…’
Words burned into parchment, every letter extracted from delirium, every syllable forced into order.
GhoulSpawn adjusted the pen again, sheep-wool scented robes brushing against silk, whispering calculations.
"Temperature stable… humidity constant… quill operational…"
He glanced at Quaraun, small hands trembling, but intellect precise, never faltering, a fragile anchor in delirium.
BoomFuzzy returned, boots brushing lightly over silk, tartan brushing against the cushion beside Quaraun.
"Good. The Goblins confirm stores secure. You continue, JellyElf. Your hand does not fail me."
His fingers traced edges of frills, pressed warmth into trembling silk and ruffles, anchoring Quaraun, calming hyperactive tremors.
Quaraun leaned into BoomFuzzy, face pressed into tartan and dreadlocks, jellyfish hair brushing across the King’s shoulders. Quill rested, truth recorded, breaths mingling. Rose and silk, cloves and gingerbread. Fingers twined, frills tangled with tartan, warmth pressing into fragile fronds of silk, pink robes, and curled tentacles.
Outside, the snow swirled, wind tugged at pink silk tent walls, the distant cry of scavenging humans faint against the icy landscape. Inside, cocooned in silk, tartan, and whispered calculations, the Pink Necromancer, his King, and the apprentice shared fragile safety, pressed together in warmth, guided by truth and careful precision.
Quaraun closed eyes, cheeks flushed pink beneath frills, pressed cheek to BoomFuzzy’s rough fingers.
"Safe…," he whispered deliriously, quill unused for a moment, inked truth resting on parchment. "You… keep us safe…"
BoomFuzzy kissed his temple, harsh, rough, deliberate.
"Always, JellyElf. Always. I carry the court, the caravan, and you."
Silk and tartan tangled together, warmth pressed against frost, quill resting, truth written, and a Pink Necromancer cradled by the strength of a King.
This story was written as part of NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025
(The goal is 1,667 words a day or 50k words in 30 days)
Note: Many of these stories were published with much longer word counts then listed here. The word counts listed here are the 1st draft word counts which were counted towards National Novel Writing Month; however throughout December onwards, these stories were edited, rewritten, and expanded, resulting in the published stories having more words; for example, something listed here as having 1,234 words, might have 5,678 words when published.)
This set includes the following stories:
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NaNoWriMo 2025/NovNov 2025 Day 9:
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Everything on this list was written using: The Park Bench Method of Writing
Additional stuff written from November 2025:
For those unaware: November is National Novel Writing Month, and traditionally, writers set aside the month to write 50k words in 30 days (which is 1,667 words a day for 30 days) towards a fiction novel draft.
While the month is "novel writing month" (the month to write a fiction novel) writers of non-fiction and fiction formats other then novels also join the fun.
There are many companies who hosts writing challenges and writing competitions, that you can join, or you can just do it on your own.
Every year since 2004 I personally set aside the month of November to write 200k words in 30 days instead of 50k (so 6,666 words a day instead of 1,667). I've reached that goal for 23 out of 25 years. 2025 is my 26th year doing it.
If you'd like to join one of the online groups, just do a Google/Bing/ChatGPT search for "novel writing month writing challenges" and you'll quickly find dozens going on. There's bound to be one that's right for you.
For 2025 I will be tracking my progress via ProWritingAid's NovNov (Novel November).
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Looking for my annual NaNoWriMo Prompts and Dares? I've been publishing these every year since 2004! Looking For The Daily NovNov/NaNoWriMo 2025 Updates?
(Near) Daily Vlogs can be found on TikTok and YouTube: Looking For The (near) Daily Drabbles?
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This story was written as part of NaNoWriMo 2024
(The goal is 1,667 words a day or 50k words in 30 days)
This year I used the following Daily writing prompt List:
Note: Many of these stories were published with much longer word counts then listed here. The word counts listed here are the 1st draft word counts which were counted towards National Novel Writing Month; however throughout December onwards, these stories were edited, rewritten, and expanded, resulting in the published stories having more words; for example, something listed here as having 1,234 words, might have 5,678 words when published.)
This set includes the following stories:
Other stuff written this week, but it's non-fiction so I've not included word counts:
Everything on this lists was written using: The Park Bench Method of Writing
Looking For The Daily NovNov/NaNoWriMo 2025 Updates?
Looking For The (near) Daily Drabbles?
(Near) Daily Vlogs can be found on TikTok and YouTube:
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy
Not sure which story to start with?
These here are good places to start, to get a good introduction to the three main characters:
The Pink Necromancer, Moon Elf silk weaver & merchant: Quaraun on Noodle Beach. His master chef Phooka turned Lich husband: BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. And their on again/off again mad scientist Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Time Travel setting swings back and forth between 40th century Maine after a comet hit the moon decimating the planet, and the 1970s, Maine. Quaraun in the main character, he and BoomFuzzy are a married gay couple. GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:
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My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.
As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.
There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.
The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.
There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.
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Update Sept 3, 2026:
I am able to get around enough to take Koko to dog park... today is 29 days since getting out of hospital. My diet is still mostly liquid, but im eating some solid food again, but its like rice or soft mushy baby food type stuff because I still can not chew yet, though I can swallow again. My jaw is still not functioning good so im having trouble talking still. So there's been slight improvement to my mouth, throat, and jaw, but, zero improvement to my eye, which is a major concern, be Im almost fully blind right now. im legally blind since birth in my left eye, so I have no ability to fall back on using my left eye. My right eye is the one injured and my vision in it is "40% decreased" according to my doctor, but it wasn't good vision to begin with, and right now my right eye is not much different from my legally blind left eye. Which I why I have to have someone drive my car for me instead of me driving my car myself right now, which is very frustrating, because, being a female, I had to fight for over twenty years to be allowed to drive. I started sneaking out at age 31 and dressing as a man to go to Old Orchard Beach high school to get a ged, because us females are not allowed to go to school. And i was 37 years old when snuck out to the DMV and got a driver's permit and started going to college. I was 42 and 8 months pregnant when my family found out I was going to college and thats when I was punished by the backhoe driving over my house and my spine broken with a golf club and my baby born right then and killed with same golf club. So it's very frustrating now, so soon after finally being able to drive , to now not be able to drive because of an eye injury, especially after 14 years of being paralyzed from the golf club and not being allowed to have a wheelchair, again, because i am female and we females are simply not allowed to do anything. I hate the culture I was born into. I wish I had the freedom to go to school and drive a car the way American women do. I wish having my spine broken with a golf club and my baby killed with a golf club and a backhoe driven over my house was not how men in my family punishment women in my family for learning to read and write. Its so frustrating not being able to to drive again, so soon after 14 years being paralyzed, and being paralyzed by the golf club was the punishment for getting a driver's license back in 2013 after 30 years of men not letting me have one. I hate my family's culture and how they treat us women.
I get so sick of Americans telling me how they wish they could be a Gypsy… they are either misogynist woman hating pigs, or delusional idiots who haven't got a clue how shittily we Gypsy women are treated by Gypsy men, because no one in their righ mind who knows anything about Gypsy culture would ever want to be part of it. I hate that I was born a Gypsy.
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update sept 7, 2026
"You would not make a good teacher"... what does that mean, and why are there so many people on Railroad Ave and Western Ave and Cutts St why walk up to me and say that to me?
I find it very confusing. I have low functioning Autism (the Rain Man type) and so i have very little understanding of words beyond the basic ones, and i never went to to school, so I never learned maths or sciences, and I only had remedial classes at Southern Maine Community College, because I did not have an education to enroll with regular, I was there taking every reading and writing class they had to learn how to read and write, and also took speaking classes to learn how to talk (i spoke Shetland Scottish language because that was language my grandmother spoke but she died when I was 8 so I only knew that language to speak and write, and I was 37 when I went to college and 42 when I learned English speaking and I still cant speak English good yet), all the other classes I took were art painting and cooking.
So the phrase "You would not make a good teacher" makes no sense to me because it seems to imply that I am trying to be a teacher, but I don't have anything close to the education ti be a teacher, and im not trying to be a teacher. So I don't know why people keep saying this phrase to me and I assume it must have some sort of a slang meaning, but I can't figure out what it could be of why do these people keep saying it to me.
see video below for more information:
@eelkat "You would not make a good teacher"... what does that mean, and why are there so many people on Railroad Ave and Western Ave and Cutts St why walk up to me and say that to me? I find it very confusing. I have low functioning Autism (the Rain Man type) and so i have very little understanding of words beyond the basic ones, and i never went to to school, so I never learned maths or sciences, and I only had remedial classes at Southern Maine Community College, because I did not have an education to enroll with regular, I was there taking every reading and writing class they had to learn how to read and write, and also took speaking classes to learn how to talk (i spoke Shetland Scottish language because that was language my grandmother spoke but she died when I was 8 so I only knew that language to speak and write, and I was 37 when I went to college and 42 when I learned English speaking and I still cant speak English good yet), all the other classes I took were art painting and cooking. So the phrase "You would not make a good teacher" makes no sense to me because it seems to imply that I am trying to be a teacher, but I don't have anything close to the education ti be a teacher, and im not trying to be a teacher. So I don't know why people keep saying this phrase to me and I assume it must have some sort of a slang meaning, but I can't figure out what it could be of why do these people keep saying it to me. #mainelife #biddefordmaine #maine #disabilitytiktok #Biddeford ♬ original sound Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author
update Sept 15, 2026:
I have some slight movement in some my fingers again again after over a decade being paralyzed
you remember how I used to be a professional doll making, pattern designer, and embroiderer, back before I became paralized and before my son was murdered and being the backhoe drove over my house?
all my equipment, sewing machines, ect were all destroyed by the backhoe driving over my house, and I have been quardepelegic for over a decade because of it so could not use my hands to sew or draw or embroider, and so only continued to do my writing of novels since then because I could do that with dragon dictation software,
well, since 2016, I been playing Witcher 3 and don't starve video games on twitch livestream, one hand two fingers, as part of my therapy to regain nerve and muscle use of my fingers, and now after 10 years of that, I have somewhat more movement in my fingers and im thinking maybe I can try to do embroidery and doll making again, but not sure, anyways, now im rebuying all of my sewing and embroidery equipment that the backhoe destroyed when it drove over my house, and hopefully I can use my hand enough to embroider again.
waiting for stuff to arrive in mail, so soon I should find out if ten years of twitch gaming has given me enough muscle strength to use my fingers to embroider again.
update to the previous video, answering viewer question about lack of hospital vs broken spine
Wheelchair Fundraiser... I need to upgrade to a power wheelchair, the manual one just isn't enough anymore. But the power wheelchair is $25k. Yes, twenty five thousand dollars. Wtf? I can get a car for a quarter that price, why are wheelchairs so damned expensive? That's more money then I make in five years, so I need to start a fundraiser for it.
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