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LGBTQAI+ FICTION | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane | TransMan Main Character

Meet The Characters:

The 3 main characters are the world’s three most powerful mages, each of whom were not born as royalty, but went power crazy and became the three reigning kings of the planet, because no one could stop them. The series is told from their perspective, and thus they are rarely shown as the super villains they truly are, because they do not see themselves as evil.

Here they are:The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun the Insane: Alien JellyFish who Takes a Moon Elf Form aka The Sacred Pink JellyFish: His 12 foot long hair is made of deadly, venomous Portuguese Man o War-like tentacles.My F2M trans main character, Quaraun, sleeping. Wearing his pink silk gown and with his twelve foot long hair, which is actually thousands of very thin jellyfish tentacles. Quaraun is a male Moon Elf who transforms into a female JellyFish when angry. Art by Wendy Christine Allen. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️

Quaraun is creative, artistic, and melodramatic. He sees the beauty others do not notice. He thinks of creative ways to make art. He is a loom weaver, a glass blower, a poet, and a jewellery maker. When he looks at a plant he sees not only its beauty, but also ways to use it in weaving fabric or dying cloth.

Quaraun, is a small psionic pink jellyfish, who crawled up the nose of a dying Moon Elf, ate his brain, and took over his body. The name of the Elf is unknown. Quaraun is the name of the pink jellyfish, who lives nestled in the safety of the Elf’s hollowed out skull. She grew her tentacles out though his head, to make them look like hair. Quaraun’s glorious twelve foot long hair, is actually thousands of very thin jellyfish tentacles, each of which move on their own like thousands of tiny hands.

Being a psion, the jellyfish can see and hear the thoughts of everyone-living or dead. He can see and hear ghosts and spirits, and people often come to him asking for help with haunted houses or finding lost souls.

But also, Quaraun is persnickety, grouchy, he complains a lot, he’s vain, and has egos for his egos, he’s fussy about getting dirt on his clothes, he’s a germaphobe. He likes things to be perfect and neat. He has a short temper, hits people with his cane, slaps people across the face with his wand, and won’t think twice about punching someone.

He looks like a frail, sickly little waif, so people are often taken off guard by his spit fire temper, and brash in your face personality. Being elderly, Quaraun is in frail health and suffers from frequent fainting spells, and many joint pains.

Quaraun has gold plated prosthetic hands and walks with a cane due to having a lame leg.

Quaraun, who is also known as “The Elf With Crippled Hands”, wears a variety of elaborate prosthetic gloves over his crushed, crippled hands, some with fancy jewels and carvings. His hands were crushed when he was still a child. The stiff metal gloves encase his crippled hands, protecting them. He requires help from BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn to do things like brush his hair, or get dressed, due to his fake hands not being easily movable.

Quaraun uses his JellyFish tentacle hair like limbs, and usually appears to be hovering a few inches above the ground, due to “walking” on his “hair”. He weaves cloth, embroiders, eats, and does anything else requiring hands, with his tentacle hair, not with his hands.

Quaraun is very religious. He prays upon getting up in the morning. He prays before going to bed at night. Quaraun prays over each meal before eating and prays a thanksgiving after each meal before getting up from the table. On the three nights of each full moon, he builds cairns in honour of the Moon Goddess. He bathes at night in the moonlight to absorb the Moon’s power in his twelve-foot-long hair. Quaraun does not cut his hair to honour the Moon Goddess. He wears pink and silver silk robes in honour of the Moon Goddess. Every few hours throughout the day, he stops what he is doing to light pink and silver candles and burn incense in honour of the Moon Goddess.

A high priest of The Di’Jinn Order, he thinks nothing of killing anyone who disagrees with his religious beliefs.

The world’s most feared wizard and most deadly serial killer, he makes his way across the planet, mass murdering rapists and child abusers, and entire cities of people whose justice system allowed rapists and child abusers to walk free. Being a psion, he knows who is guilty and who is innocent, from reading their thoughts, and thus he prides himself in never killing anyone who is innocent and always killing only those whom are truly guilty.

He is highly superstitious, spooks easily, and believes in curses, and feels a dread need to protect himself from curses with offensive hoodoo magic like gri-gri and hotfooting.

Quaraun is an evil Necromancer. He worships the fractured moon, and children run in terror from him.

Though he is the main character, Quaraun is not a hero, and is considered the most evil and most insane, psychotically deranged, narcissistic super villain on the planet.

He practices dark rituals and sacrifices to the moon to ward off the undead lobsters. Quaraun’s favourite drink is absinthe. He also likes poppy tea and NotNog, a type of eggnog made without eggs. Quaraun refuses to eat eggs but will eat fish and dairy. His favourite colour is pink. Quaraun does not eat meat. Quaraun is very short, only five feet six inches tall. He is incredibly arrogant and bosses everyone around.

In later stories, when Quaraun has changed his name to SunTa, he is also mute, from an injury to his throat, which left his vocal cords damaged. After this point in the series he “speaks” using a form or “Morse Code”, via tapping his gold plated fingers on a metal tablet.

Quaraun can look at a river and see the joy of the sparkles the sunlight makes on the surface.

Quaraun can look at a shell and see it as a source of paint pigment.

Quaraun can look at a flower and think of ways to turn it into cloth making fibres.Quaraun as SunTa, King of the Sun, The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets. SunTa no longer has long Rapunzel hair, no longer wears pink, is now living in The Twighlight Manor, no longer believes in the Moon Goddess, sees himself as God, is horribly scarred, blind in his left eye, is mute, and is referred to by his followers as “Mother”. SunTa is a psion with Elder God powers. 3d printed figure designed by Wendy Christine Allen.Quaraun as SunTa, King of the Sun, The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets. Seen here with BoomFuzzy as BlackBird. As SunTa, Quaraun is thirteen thousand years old, and is now old enough to have grown wings. All Elves, Faeries, and Demons eventually have wings if they live long enough. Most grow wings after reaching around two thousand years old.. 3d printed figure designed by Wendy Christine Allen.Quaraun does not appear in every story, all stories on Medium featuring Quaraun can be found here:

Stories With Quaraun

King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn: King of The UnSeelie Court, aka The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley, Lich Lord of Fire Mountain: A Phooka aka A Kelpie-Like Brackish Water Unicorn who takes an Elf-like Faerie Form, but he’s a LichQuaraun’s primary husband, BoomFuzzy (young, and King of The UnSeelie Court). BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, whose true form is a purple unicorn, but he usually takes the form of a black Elf, though being a Phooka/borgat, he is able to take any form of anything or any one and can look like whatever he chooses to look like. Art by Wendy Christine Allen. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️Quaraun’s primary husband, BoomFuzzy (old and with his food truck). An evil warlord in his youth, BoomFuzzy eventually commit suicide, resulting in his soul being trapped in The Swamp of Death. Quaraun became a Necromancer to resurrect BoomFuzzy as a Lich. In his Lich form, seen here, BoomFuzzy became a master chef and travels the decimated ruins of the apocalypse bringing food to the homeless and wasteland survivors. Art by Wendy Christine Allen. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️BoomFuzzy, Lich Form. Often referred to as Antaraz in this form.

Yes, he is an ACTUAL Unicorn. I don’t know why that is such a common question for people to ask.BoomFuzzy, Skeletal Lich FormQuaraun and BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, in his true form, that of a purple pony with a silver horn. Yes, BoomFuzzy is a LITERAL UNICORN. His Humanoid form is a glimmer spell illusion. I don’t know why this question gets asked so often, but it is one of the most asked questions I get from people. “Is BoomFuzzy an actual fantasy creature/horse or his it the LGBTQ-type of ‘unicorn’?”… I’m sorry, but, I haven’t got one iota of a clue what in the heck “the LGBTQ-type of unicorn’ even means.

In case you forgot, I have Kanner’s Syndrome (the type of Autism aka Low Functioning Autistic Savant, seen in the movies RainMan and What’s Eating Gilbert Grape) and so I use correct dictionary definitions of words. I do not know use metaphor, similes, euphemisms, riddles, puzzles, slang, or any other types of hidden meanings. If you want to be all cutsy-wootsy stupid patootsie and slap your clever little slang meanings sex crazed euphanisms onto words, you go right ahead, but don’t expect me to understand what the fuck you are talking about if you do. A Unicorn is a type of mythical creature. A Unicorn is a horse. And I think you got to be pretty damned fucking retarded, a hell of a lot way more retarded then I even am, to not know that the word Unicorn means “one horned horse”. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.Quaraun and BoomFuzzy. BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, is a one horned horse who takes an Elf form because he fell in love with Quaraun, who is an Elf. And in case you hadn’t noticed: I am a 5th generation Mormon, I am also asexual, find sex deplorable, and have never written a sex scene in my life. My series is written for children. My primary reader base are children 12 to 16 years old. So please take your head out of the gutter and stop trying to slap your own sex crazed perversions on to my character. Okay? 3d printed figurine designed by Wendy Christine Allen and printed by HeroForge.

King Gwallmaiic, also known as BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, is the Phooka Lich King with is the King of the Realm of Fae, leader of The UnSeelie Court. In his true form he is a small purple pony with a gleaming silver horn.

Before Quaraun rose to power as The Pink Necromancer, King Gwallmaiic was feared as the world’s most powerful and most evil mage. He is a Phooka, a type of Trickster Faerie who wields mind control magic, illusions, glimmer spells, and is regarded as the most deadly of the Faerie Chefs. While he makes succulent feasts for his friends, he also bakes toxic, deadly, poisonous feasts for his foes.

One should never take food from Faeries in general, but the Elf Eater especially. Unfortunately for his victims, who often find themselves cooked in his meals, the allure of his food is a temptation few have the will power to say no to.

BoomFuzzy is morbid, and sees the dark, gloomy, depressive side of things. He is bold and vulgar, swears often, makes constant jokes, pulls pranks, and is always making people laugh; but his jovial nature is a public front, a mask to try to hide how he truly feels. He is often sad, suffers from depression, and is in need of cheering up.

Being a Lich (a type of ghost) he is prone to think about death a lot and compare everything to the afterlife. He frequently speaks of lost souls and eternal darkness.

BoomFuzzy also has a fierce protective side. He deeply loves Quaraun with an extremely obsessive-possessive nature. He is prone to bouts of jealousy, and he won’t think twice about pummelling anyone who threatens Quaraun.

Though small and blind, BoomFuzzy is much, much, much stronger then he looks. A fierce warlord, and a dangerous Lich King, BoomFuzzy wields ice magic, frost magic, and can control the weather, causing blizzards and storms.

BoomFuzzy has a massive collection of crystal skulls. He believes crystal skulls house immense magic powers. He is power hungry and always on the lookout for gemstones, crystals, amulets, crystal skulls, and magic items.

But as a master chef, food takes centre stage for him. He sees the potential for new dishes to make and tries constantly. Everything reminds him of food. He spends hours testing out new ingredients and trying new recipes. He finds the most joy in life when he is working in his food truck.

BoomFuzzy is legally blind, but has some vision if something is close enough to him. He can make out blurred versions of things if they are about eight inches from his nose. He can see bright colours, can tell day/light from night/dark. Most of the world is a grey blur to him. He frequently requires help from either Quaraun or GhoulSpawn to get around in strange/unfamiliar places.

Due to his lack of vision, he tends to walk very close to Quaraun, relying on Quaraun’s guidance for where to walk in unfamiliar places.

At home in his Gingerbread House, his food truck, Quaraun’s pink silk tent, the lighthouse, or onboard their riverboat, BoomFuzzy generally moves around unaided, with ease, unless someone moves the furniture around without telling him.

After GhoulSpawn joined up with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy, BoomFuzzy is often seen wearing various steampunk/cyberpunk goggles, which vastly improve his vision. They are made by GhoulSpawn, who keeps making new ones in an attempt to improve BoomFuzzy’s sight.

BoomFuzzy’s real name is King Gwallmaiic. He is the King of the Realm of Fae, the King of The UnSeelie Court. He is a black man from Papua New Guinea who grew up in Scotland. His father was a Phooka but his mother was a Human.

He always wears a black silk hakama.

He wears a black and purple plaid tartan great kilt over his hakama, wearing it like a sari wrap and cape shoulder drape. The tartan symbolizes his royal nature, identifying him as a king.

Strangers immediately recognize him as a king because of his tartan. The tartan is a very important part of his heritage and is never used as a rag or apron. He has long grey dreadlocks plaited with purple silk cloutie ribbons. BoomFuzzy is very short, only five feet one inch tall. He is often mean to Humans and sees Humans as lesser beings.

After a comet struck the moon in 2525, causing the ice age to wipe out most all life on Earth, BoomFuzzy marched The UnSeelie Court across the planet, mass murdering every king, president, mayor, town manager and other government official on the entire planet, ultimately crowning himself King of the World, a title he held for 2,000 years.

BoomFuzzy can look at a river and hope to find gemstones in the riverbed.

BoomFuzzy can see a shell and start hunting for more nearby to steam for supper.

BoomFuzzy can look at a flower and feel sad because it will soon wither and die.BoomFuzzy does not appear in every story, all stories on Medium featuring BoomFuzzy can be found here:

Stories With BoomFuzzy

GhoulSpawn The Sheep Demon who was Isekai’d into this world: A Satyr-like Cotswold SheepGhoulSpawn, Quaraun’s secondary husband and BoomFuzzy’s lover. GhoulSpawn’s father was an Electric Eel Merman and his mother was a Sun Elf. He was born an actual baby lamb, and gets progressively more “human like” as he gets older. Art by Wendy Christine Allen. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️GhoulSpawn as The Gremlin, seen here with BoomFuzzy as BlackBird, and BoomFuzzy’s BubbleGum Bunnies and Squirrals. 3d printed figurine by Wendy Chstine Allen.

GhoulSpawn is a Sheep Demon, similar to a satyr.

GhoulSpawn has yellow eyes. GhoulSpawn wears glasses. GhoulSpawn wears a long yellow and orange tie-dyed caftan to hide his digitigrade legs and cloven hooves because Humans are scared of Demons. GhoulSpawn wears a long, floor-sweeping dark green velvet frock coat that is lined with dozens of pockets, each pocket being a bag of holding.

GhoulSpawn is very tall, six feet two inches. He resembles a satyr and has long golden fleece growing from his legs. He has three pairs of sheep ram horns growing from his head, making him look over seven feet tall. Humans are terrified of him because of what he looks like, but he is completely harmless, very gentle, and kind to everyone… and would have stayed that way had he not been beaten up, teased, and bullied by every Human he encountered.

GhoulSpawn is a no-nonsense, high IQ science nerd, brainiac, mega geek. He has a PhD in quantum physics and is the inventor of the time machine and time travel. GhoulSpawn struggles to understand art or literature, seeing them as foolish diversions. He is constantly thinking of mechanical gadgets to invent and build.

GhoulSpawn is always reading or thinking science thoughts. GhoulSpawn enjoys fixing things. GhoulSpawn likes working on cars, especially car engines. He turned his 1974 AMC Gremlin into a time machine.

GhoulSpawn is very shy, very quiet, very soft spoken, hugely anxiety prone, is easily frightened, has severe OCD, and when nervous turns to absentminded kleptomania putting things in his pockets, especially silverware and metal tools, without realizing he’s doing it.

GhoulSpawn is from 1978 and was isekiaed into Quaraun and BoomFuzzy’s 40th century era. GhoulSpawn becomes nostalgic when seeing things from his time period. BoomFuzzy considers things from the past to be silly.

*(ADDED NOTE: It was pointed out that people who do not read Furry Fiction, likely never heard the word isekia/isekiaed before. It is a Japanese word which means “accidentally teleported to an alternate dimension, arriving in place that the teleported character did not intend to go to and did not know existed”. It is a common theme/word/trope in the Fury Genre, the Yaoi Genre, and The Omegaverse Genre, but is uncommon elsewhere.)*

GhoulSpawn’s favourite drink is Moxie soda. He doesn’t drink alcohol. He is a vegetarian and an animal rights activist. His favourite colour is orange.

GhoulSpawn has the most frail mental state and is only few scares away of going psycho deranged megalomanic super villain on the entire planet — which, he does eventually do, when he later becomes the ArchDemon known as Checka.GhoulSpawn and Quaraun, height difference.

GhoulSpawn is a 6'2" Ursiug.

An Ursiug, for those who don’t know Celtic Mythology, is a Welsh Faerie, similar to a Satyr or Faun, except they are a Cotswold sheep instead of a goat or deer.

• Centaur = half horse, half man
• Satyr = half goat, half man
• Faun= half deer, half man
• Ursiug = half sheep, half man

Ursiugs are stated to be very shy, hide from Humans, wear long green coats to hide their lower sheep half, let their hair grow long and wild to hide their horns, and even go so far as to saw their horns off in an attempt to fit in with Human society.

Ursiugs are a type of UnSeelie Court (meaning solitary) Faerie who does not live in a community of Faeries (Seelie Court).

Hmmm…As I see it used incorrectly often… here is the CORRECT definition:

• Seelie = trooping, lives in a group or community, in family units, within a village
• UnSeelie = solitary, lives by themselves hermit-like in the forest

I don’t know why, but for some reason, a lot of writers do not research the actual folklore of my people (I am Scottish). and write a lot of huge inaccuracies about the Fae. Seelie vs UnSeelie is a place where that happens a lot.For some reason, a lot of writers say:

• Seelie = good, benevolent, angel-like
• UnSeelie = evil, malevolent, demonic

…and that is just extremely incorrect on HUGE levels of, oh my god, what the fuck did they even research to come up with that shittasticly inaccurate definition of Seelie vs UnSeelie?Once again, as I see it used incorrectly often… here is the CORRECT definition:

• BOTH Seelie AND UnSeelie, can be good, benevolent, angel-like
• BOTH Seelie AND UnSeelie, can be evil, malevolent, demonic

• Seelie Court = trooping Faeries who travel together in large caravan groups on public highways, because they are outgoing, extroverted, and NOT SCARED OF HUMANS
• UnSeelie Court= solitary Faeries who travel alone and keep to the lesser used back roads, because they are shy, introverted, and SCARED SHITTLESS OF HUMANS

GhoulSpawn is UnSeelie, meaning he is shy, introverted, and avoids Humans.

GhoulSpawn can look at a river and see ways to build a waterwheel to use as a source of electricity.

GhoulSpawn can see a shell and think of a way to turn it into a tool or utensil.

GhoulSpawn won’t even notice the flower, because he’s too busy looking up at the stars and wondering how to build a spacecraft so he can explore other planets.GhoulSpawn does not appear in every story, all stories on Medium featuring GhoulSpawn can be found here:

Stories With GhoulSpawn

GhoulSpawn as Checka — the crazed ArchDemon who declared humanity unfit and blew up the planet. Yep. That’s how the series ends. 3d printed figurine designed by Wendy Christine Allen.Quaraun on Noodle Beach, BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck, GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Art by Wendy Christinne Allen.❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️

• Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are an elderly, married gay couple, whom have been together for many centuries.
• GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover, whom they have recently met, after he fell out of a portal into their world. He is from 1970s Maine.
• Quaraun is a white Persian Moon Elf. He is around 750 years old in most stories. He is a silk weaver, travelling merchant, and psychic necromancer.
• BoomFuzzy is a black Scottish Fae of the UnSeelie Court. He is around 2,000 years old in most stories. He is the King of the Realm of Fae, turned MasterChef. He owns most of the world’s restaurants and works out of a food truck.
• GhoulSpawn is a French Quebec Canadian Satyr. He is around 60 years old in most stories. He is a mad scientist who was the inventor of time travel.
• All three of them have an animal form. Quaraun has a Pink Meanie JellyFish form, BoomFuzzy has a purple Unicorn form, and GhoulSpawn has a Golden Fleece Cotswold Sheep form. Yes. This is the “Furry Genre”.
• Unless specified otherwise, the story is set in York County, Maine in 40th century far future Earth.
• This is a Cozy Slice of Life story, that has no plot and simply looks into a single event of a single day, of this gay trio’s life.
• These stories do not contain sex scenes, but it is understood that the three of them sleep together and have sex with each other.
• The novels, however, are NOT Cozy and delve into GrimDark.
• This story supplements a larger set of novels, showing quick events that take place between the novels, and therefore references events and characters found in the novels.
• If you are looking for the long fully plotted novels and novellas, or the paperback editions, you can find those on Amazon and/or GumRoad.
• I’m adding this note, because it was brought to my attention that many readers finding the series through Medium, had no prior knowledge of these basics.

(TRIGGER WARNING: I suppose this requires some sort of a transgender trigger warning as Quaraun is a transgender character, something that is not brought up in many stories, as his being transgender is not a plot point, it just happens to be who he is, but that fact gets brought up once in a while, and Quaraun’s transgender nature seems to piss some people off, so here is a warning for the snowflakes who need such things: If you are vile, deplorable, hate mongering, bigoted, self righteous, holier than thou, transphobic dipshit dick, you should probably just walk away now; because the main character of this story is transgender and his existence is just going to upset you.

Quaraun’s transgender state is not mentioned in many stories, and it is never a plot point, but it gets brought up once in a while.

Quaraun is intersex, with both male and female genitals, neither fully formed. He has been pregnant twice in the series and has fathered 35 children over the course of the series.

Quaraun is bi-sexual at some points of his life, due to his own confusion over his identity. Though he is portrayed as gay throughout most of the series.

There are a few stories in the series where he is portrayed as female/her/she instead of male/he/him, due again, to the deep emotional turmoil, embarrassment, shame, and confusion he lives with over the intersex nature of his biological body.

Quaraun’s husband, BoomFuzzy and their lover GhoulSpawn are always portrayed as fully supportive of Quaraun’s transitions throughout the series.

By birth, he is neither fully male nor fully female, but he is better able to pass for male, and so does so.

However, he was initially raised as female, and did not start living life as a male until he was 75 years old, so lived his childhood and young adult years as a female, but in the time period of the series, he is elderly and now living as a male.

The sexuality of the characters is never a plot point in any story. However, some do-goody hyper gay haters have taken it upon themselves to make it an issue in my offline private life, thus the need for trigger warnings like this one.

These same gay haters have been spreading slander both offline and online calling the series “Erotica”, which has resulted in many readers of Erotica to buy/read books in my series expecting Erotica and being deeply disappointed upon discovering that I am a Mormon and I do not write sex scenes, nor do I write sexual plots.

NEWSFLASH: gay does NOT = Erotica.

LIKEWISE: transgender does NOT = Erotica.

ALSO: intersex is a real medical condition and it does not = either “shemale” or Erotica.

• The real world medical term for the condition Quaraun has is: Bilateral Ovotesticular Syndrome, look it up.
• I have been writing & publishing this series since 1978 and there was never any issues prior to 2013 when a local minister started transphobic, gay-hating, sex fetish, Erotica rumours about it, which resulted in my infant son’s murder and my becoming paralyzed.
• I do not appreciate religion crazed hate mongers trying to slap THEIR politics on my series that has absolutely nothing to do with politics whatsoever.

If you came here expecting Erotica, sex fetishes, the sexual objectification of gay men/transgender people/or the intersex medical condition, you are going to be EXTREMELY disappointed.Quaraun, seen here with BoomFuzzy in his unicorn form and GhoulSpawn in his sheep form.Quaraun’s gold plated prosthetic hands can be seen here. They are difficult to draw, so I often do not draw them. Quaraun, who is also known as “The Elf With Crippled Hands” wears a variety of elaborate prosthetic hands, some with fancy jewels and carvings. His hands were crushed when he was still a child. The gloves encase his crippled hands, protecting them. He requires help from BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn to do things like brush his hair, or get dressed, due to his fake hands not being easily movable. 3d printed figurine designed by Wendy Christine Allen.Close up on Quaraun’s pink pupiled blue eyes. This 3d printed figurine is only two inches tall and cost over $200 to have made. The figurines with 2 characters on a single stand cost over $400 to have printed up. They are NOT painted, rather they are 3d printed in full colour. You can make your own over on the HeroForge website. Just know that they are under two inches tall and cost over $200 PER character. HeroForge full colour 3D printing is uberly expensive. On the other hand, these same DnD TTRPG scale minis, can be printed up in grey scale for only around $25 each, and you can paint them yourself. 3d printed figurine of Quaraun designed by Wendy Christine Allen.BoomFuzzy and Quaraun with their crystal skulls. BoomFuzzy’s big fluffy horse tail can be seen in this image. 3d printed figurine designed by Wendy Christine Allen.GhoulSpawn & BoomFuzzy together. 3d printed figurine designed by Wendy Christine Allen.BoomFuzzy The Unicorn in his Unicorn form. 3d printed figurine designed by Wendy Christine Allen.Meet The Setting:

Earth, 40th century.

After a comet hit the moon in 2525, causing a new ice age.

In Maine’s dystopian ice age, the moon is fractured & undead lobsters are serious problems.

While most of the world and everything from the 20th century are gone and forgotten, BoomFuzzy has found the ruins of both The Twinkie Factory in Biddeford, Maine and the Moxie Factory in Lisben Falls, Maine, and both factories have been rebuilt and Twinkies and Moxie are still in production in the 40th century, now being made by Faeries who use undead lobster zombie slaves to run the factories.Noodle Beach:

Formerly known as  Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

In the 40th century it is vastly changed. Erosion has washed away most of the sand, leaving behind granite cliffs towering over 100 feet tall.

Black Tower sits perched on the highest peak. Black Tower is the haunted lighthouse formerly known as The Portland Headlight, and was formerly located in Cape Elizabeth, Maine. See info below about Black Tower for as to why/how the lighthouse moved locations.

Old Orchard Beach, was renamed Noodle Beach in the 40th century, due to the beach being the semi-permanent location of a noodle soup food truck named The Beach Noodle.The Beach Noodle:

A shape shifting 1968 VW Bus, that usually serves as a noodle soup food truck, known for its clam chowder, lobster rolls, whoopie pies, not-nog, and gingerbread cake.

Owned by Faerie Chef, BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, the food truck transforms into a gingerbread house that serves as a candy shop during the winter months when it is too cold to work out of a food truck.MoonSnail Cove:

Formerly known as The Town of Old Orchard Beach at The Old Orchard Beach, Maine.Silent Moore:

Formerly known as Scarborough Marsh, Scarborough, Maine. Silent Moore is walking distance from Black Tower, and is where BoomFuzzy heads to every morning to dig for clams to make clam chowder for his food truck.The glossy ibis in Silent MooreThe Coastal Merchant Trade Route:

Formerly known as The Eastern Trail, it is longer in the 40th century, now starting at The Rupa-Rupa Cloud Forest of Peru instead of Florida, and now ending in Ivujivik, Quebec, instead of Maine.

It takes Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn about 3 years to hike this no longer maintained dirt road.

After the comet strike of 2525, most of the paved highways became unusable, due to zombie infestation (the corpses of the dead, who died in their cars on the roadways at the time of the comet impact; and whom still wander back and forth on the paved roads now in the year 3999) leaving The Eastern Trail as the last usable road along the Atlantic coast.The Pink Silk Tent:

Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn, live in The Pink Silk Tent when they are travelling.

All 3 of them are merchents of a sort. They spend the winter months living at Black Tower, making the items to sell. Then spend the summer months traveling between The GodForsaken City and

Using Dr. Who TARDIS style technology, Quaraun’s Pink Silk Tent is much bigger on the inside. From the outside it reselmes a small puce and fuschisa striped yurt, big enough to seat 3 or 4 peopl. On the inside it is as large as a small 3 bedroom house.The GodForsaken City:

Formerly known as Boston. The GodForsaken City is not actually Boston, but rather a city that was built on top of New Boston; New Boston is the city that was built on top of Old Boston; Old Boston is the city which existed in the 21st century.ZooLock and his Cult of The Sacred Pink JellyFish, seen here walking through the streets of The GodForsaken City.The BioDome:

A huge leaded, stain glass structure that was built by The Diontite Scientists in 2525, after the comet fractured the Moon.

There were once many BioDomes, found in every region of every country, on every continent. Built by an alien race, who arrived on Earth just ahead of the comet, each of these massive stain glass structures contains a city inside of it; the city being a large farming community. Each BioDome was designed to serve as survival bunkers, to keep plants, animals, and people alive during the ice age that would be caused by the comet strike.

Unfortunately, shortly after the comet fractured the moon, strange blue crystals, dubbed The Crystal Plague, started growing every place that comet dust touched the Earth’s surface, and the crystals proved deadly to all who touched them, turning everything they came into contact with to crystal.

While 92% of all life on the planet succumbed to The Crystal Plague, some survived, developing an immunity to it, while others were mutated by it.

The ones who were mutated, became known as Elves, Faeries, or Demons, depending on the type of mutation they were inflicted by.

The infected, developed god-like powers, being dubbed as Mages. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are amoung the Infected.

The dead in these region, rose up as Zombies, Liches, Wraiths, Vampires, and other such creatures.

Now in the year 3999, there are twenty one billion undead roaming the Earth, only seven million survivors, and a fast growing race known as Faeries rising up to take over the planet, welding god like magic powers.

Survivors fled the BioDome regions, and the BioDomes fell into despair eventually become ancient ruins.

The last known, still functioning BioDome sits just off the shores of Noodle Beach, and is owned by Quaraun, who uses Undead Lobsters to run the factory like agriculture operation inside the dome.

This is why while of the planet has no ability to grow fruits, vegetables, or livestock, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn have constant access to vast supplies of fresh produce, allowing BoomFuzzy to have a monopoly on food production and Quaraun to have a monopoly on cloth/fabric/clothing production, while GhoulSpawn has corned the market on sheep and all things that come from sheep, including candles, wool, cheese, and milk.

The BioDome, and it’s allowing them to hold a monopoly over the world’s food and textile industries, is what allowed the three of them to become the three reigning kings of the planet, and Quaraun’s eventually become SunTa The Grand High Emperor, King of The sun.The Bio-DomeThe Glass Forest:

A huge leaded, stain glass structure that was built by The Diontite Scientists in 2525, after the comet fractured the Moon.

Near each Bio-Dome, sits a vast Glass Forest, which defies all logic.

No one cane explain the existance of these alien structures, where trees are made out of leaded stain glass, huge blue crystals grow up out of the ground, and lamp-like trees, towering hundreds of feet over real trees, pulps with alien lights and glow like lamps.

The Glass Forests power the BioDomes, but know one knows how or why.

The Glass forests are the primary source of light on the planet, ever since the dust of the fractured moon blocked out the rays of sunlight from reaching the surface.

Like the BioDomes, nearly all the Glass Forests fell apart centuries ago and now lay in ruins, except for the last remaining Glass Forest at Noodle Beach, which powers Quaraun’s BioDome.The mysterious stain glass structures of The Glass ForestThe mysterious stain glass structures of The Glass ForestThe mysterious stain glass structures of The Glass ForestThe Boston Dig Site:

21st century Boston, now an archeological dig site, that is several miles deep underneath The GodForsaken City.

It is the primary source of all knowledge the 40th century has into Earth’s 20th/21st centuries.Pepper Valley:

Formerly known as Pepperell Mill Valley, Biddeford, Maine; Pepperell Square, Saco Maine; NorthDam Mill, Biddeford Maine, York Hill, Saco; Riverwalk, Saco, Maine; Mechanics Park, Biddeford, Maine; Rotary Park, Biddeford, Maine; Cliffard Park, Biddeford, Maine; and The MERK, Biddeford, Maine.Crystal Caves Beach Entrance:

Formerly known as The Thunder Hole, Acadia National Park, MaineThe Swamp of Death & Witch Hole Pond:

Formerly known as Park Loop Trail and Eagle Lake & Witch Pond, Acadia National Park, Maine

Home of both Baba Yaga and The RiverBoat ManWoman.TOOBE: (pronounced tube):

A sentient AI, built by the mad scientist Checka.One of TOOBE’s surveillance orbs

TOOBE lives in a TV set in a tavern in The GodForsaken City (formerly known as Boston), but has millions of flying orbs stationed all over the planet.

Most people live in mortal terror of electronics, TVs, cars, and computers, because the world’s entire electric grid, internet grid, and all the satellites are full controlled by TOOBE.

Checka who lives in White Rock, has millions of TV screens in White Rock, where he monitors everyone on the last three remaining planets of the solar system. Checka, is GhoulSpawn, now thirteen thousand years old, and has realized he has the power of a god, and has taken over full control of EVERYTHING.

ZooLock (millias old), Checka (13k years old), Gremlin (500 years old), GhoulSpawn (65 years old), and Glinta (15 years old), are all the same person, and all exist on the planet at the same time, due to his tampering with time travel and causing a paradox. Each version of himself has to be careful to avoid contact with each other version of himself.

Checka, originally created TOOBE as a means of keeping track of where each version of himself was, so as to not come into contact with other versions of himself.

Thanks to TOOBE, cars drive themselves and are seen as monsters, wielded as weapons by The Diontite Scientists (the group of fellow deranged mad scientists, lead by Checka).

By the 40th century, most Humans have nearly all become paranoid offgrid extremist survival preppers, living near Medieval lifestyles, armed to the teeth with guns, terrified of doomsday comets, and ready to machine gun the shit out of every car, tv, computer, or hovering silver orb they see.Checka aka 13,000 year old GhoulSpawn, seen here with Toobe. 3d printed figurine by Wendy Christine AllenChecka aka 13,000 year old GhoulSpawn, seen here with Toobe. 3d printed figurine by Wendy Christine AllenMonster Houses:The Twighlight Manor:The Twighlight Manor, by day, looks like a perfectly normal manor house. Quaraun built it after The Battle of Ongadada. It is owned by Quaraun’s grandson Sir Roderic Swanzen. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.The Twighlight Manor by night, turns into a giant crab-like creature, and walks along the coast of Maine devouring tourists on  Old Orchard Beach. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.The White Rock Asylum For The Criminally Insane:The White Rock Asylum For The Criminally Insane. sister house of The Twighlight Manor, it roams Northern Maine terrorizing citizens, the same way The Twighlight Manor does in Southern Maine. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.Black Tower:Formerly known as The Portland Headlight, Black Tower, aka Space Dock 13, is the unstable feral portal responsible for most of the time travel paradoxes to occur on the planet. It is Quaraun’s house during the winter months when snow is too deep to travel. Like The Twighlight Manor and White Rock, Black Tower transforms into a crab like monster and roams the rocky cliffs of Maine eating beach goers. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.Black Tower, monster form.The Blue Monkey:The Blue Monkey:The Blue Monkey, Quaraun’s haunted RiverBoat. Zombie hordes shambling along the shore. I asked Bing’s Copilot Designer AI to illustrate a picture of The Blue Monkey, and after more than 40 failed attempts (because it kept putting the paddle wheel in weird places like on the roof or on the deck) it finally spit out this which, is surprisingly pretty accurate to how the ship is described in the books. Except — why are there American flags on the boat? WTF? It’s the 40th century on an alien planet… uhm… ain’t gonna find no American flags flying in this SpellJammer, time travelling, space travelling, flying star ship that doubles as a riverboat when not flying through the sky. It’s still not quite right. I’ll keep trying and see if we can get a better result.

Ah, this one is somewhat better, still not right, but if you take the 2 boats in these 2 pictures and merge them together, you’d have The Blue Monkey:I asked Bing’s Copilot Designer AI to illustrate THIS STORY: (Blizzard) and this was what it gave me. It kind of looks like The Blue Monkey, buuuut, AI really does not understand where to put the wheel of a paddle steamer — it goes on the back, because it pushes the boat ahead. Yet, AI keeps putting it on the front in these pictures. Other then the paddlewheel being in the wrong place, this is a really good picture, in terms of it is otherwise quite accurate to what The Blue Monkey looks like. The Blue Monkey is partly modelled after The Mark Twain (a paddlewheel steamer riverboat built in 1955 and owned by Disney- which can carry 400 guests), and partly off The Dimillio’s Floating Resturant-a former car carrier ferry cargo boat which as a restaurant ship can carry 600 guests (in Portland, Maine), both of those 2 boats are in the range of around 200 feet long and 60 feet wide, both with 3 decks, and I told the AI to make it look like a blend of those 2 real world ships, but painted blue, and, it actually combined those 2 real world boats to look like how I envisioned The Blue Monkey, really well.I have discovered that Medium has an annoyingly inefficient search system and unhelpful algorithm method of helping readers find anything over a few days old.Meaning, readers have a really hard time finding ANYTHING over 2 days old from ANY writer!

• And me, I write evergreen topics and fiction; I do NOT write bloggy news articles that have a 2 day shelf life.
• The Medium system is fine if you are here to read the latest, trending topic, hot fad blog post on whatever news is going on.
• But if you are looking to read anything published over 24 hours ago, fat chance finding it…

But then I also discovered that if I put a shit ton load of links at the end of my articles, readers liked the ease of being able to find more of my work to read without having to try to get Medium’s search feature to find them.Sooo.. here’s a shit ton load of links to more of my work on Medium. Enjoy!

I have Kanner’s Syndrome (the type of Autism aka Low Functioning Autistic Savant, seen in the…
…but I do not let that stop me from writing novels and getting my books published.medium.com

Why do you write?
Answering a random question.medium.comAll the stories in this set which feature The Blue Monkey, can be found here:

Stories Featuring The Blue Monkey
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Stories With Black Tower
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Stories With Noodle Beach
Edit descriptionmedium.comAll the stories in this set which feature Etiole, can be found here:

Stories With Etiole
Edit descriptionmedium.comAll the stories in this set which feature ZooLock, can be found here:

Stories with ZooLock
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Stories With The Cult of The Sacred Pink JellyFish
Edit descriptionmedium.comAll the stories in this set which feature The UnDead Lobsters, can be found here:

Stories With The Undead Lobsters
Edit descriptionmedium.comNew to the Quaraun series?Start here: (This page includes “introduction info” about the 3 main characters”):

Encountering ghostly apparitions in the swamp 💟🌸🦄 (A Story Poem set in The Swamp of Death)
-The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane💟🌸🦄| The Ultimate Writing Prompt Index: Tens of Thousands of Writing Promptsmedium.com…and here 2nd: (This page introduces the world history):

🔆 How do people in your world gain the ability to use magic?
World-building & Magic-building Lore For The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane💟🌸🦄 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️medium.com…and here after: (These pages give more world lore):

“Today on Wikipedia” Daily Writing Prompt aka The Wikipedia Rabbit Hole Writing Prompt
 — March 31, 2024 — This unexpectedly became a worldbuilding lore post.medium.com

What is the most valuable resource in your world?
What is the most sought-after resource, mineral, object, or item in your world? And why is it so important?medium.com

Why haven’t the magic users taken over the world?
{Worldbuilding/Lore in Quaraun’s world}medium.com

On writing a Trans main character and the use of deadnames & old pronouns
TRIGGER WARNING: We are talking about transgender — if you happen to be a transphobic piece of shit, just go away, we…medium.com

King Gwallmaiic aka The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn.-The
Magictober 2022-Day 1: Villain to Mages or a Villainous Mage (2 years late?) Part 2medium.com

If you’ve never read the novels, those 7 pages are enough character and world lore backstory to give you “base understanding” when reading the Short Stories on Medium.You can find all my Medium Edition Quaraun Drabbles here:

Drabbles — 100 word stories and poems (mine)
Edit descriptionmedium.comYou can find all my Medium Edition Quaraun Poetry here:

Poetry (Mine)
Edit descriptionmedium.comYou can find all my Medium Edition Quaraun Kishōtenketsu here:

Kishōtenketsu Stories
Edit descriptionmedium.comYou can find all my Medium Edition Quaraun Fiction of other word counts here:

Fiction
Edit descriptionmedium.comYou can find everything related to Quaraun on Medium on this page:

The Pink Necromancer Index
All of my Lists, Publications, and Stories Featuring Quaraun & Crewmedium.comOver 100 Medium Writers take part in these Drabble and Twitter Fiction Challenges. Here is a List I made of some of my favourites by others, plus a list for longer short stories too:

Tweet Fiction (by others, not mine)
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Drabbles (by others/not mine) — 100 word stories and poems
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Fiction (Not mine)
Edit descriptionmedium.comWant to write your own Drabbles? Here is the challenge:

Fiction Shorts 2024 Drabble Challenge
Words make the world go roundmedium.com

Fiction Shorts Style Guide
Formatting Drabblesmedium.com

NOTE: I have chosen NOT to submit my Drabbles to their publication, because I already have a set of Publications I created for my series, and will put them there:

Quaraun Shorts
Index of all my Quaraun Short Stories on Mediummedium.com

Poetry by EelKat Wendy Christine Allen
Poetry by EelKat Wendy Christine Allenmedium.comMore Writing Challenges I am Doing on Medium:

Writing Prompts & Challenges (Mine)
Writing Prompts & Challenges that I am attempting on Medium.medium.com

Writing Prompts to Try (Not Mine)
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The Kraken Lore’s Prompts & Challenges, and my responses
The Kraken Lore fiction pub provides seasonal, monthly and bi-weekly prompts to inspire the creative writer in all of…medium.com

Photo Writing Prompts
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The Ultimate Writing Prompt Index:Tens of Thousands of Writing Prompts
The Ultimate Writing Prompt Index: Tens of Thousands of Writing Prompts, Sorted By Genre Typeswww.eelkat.com

Writing Prompts & Challenges
A bunch of writing prompts to inspire your writing!medium.com

Gay Pride/LGBTQAI+ Pride Month Daily Writing Prompt Challenge ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️
A Month of Writing Prompts (Created for June 2024) ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗♂️ ♂️ ♂️medium.comAs of July 2024, I am now a “Top Writer” in the following categories:

Maine | Dark Fantasy | Short Fiction | 30 Day Challenge | Horror Fiction | LGBTQ | Writing Challenge | Fantasy | Slice of Life | Deep Thoughts | Drabble | Making Money Online | Online Income | Authors | Readers | Self Publishing | Writing Prompts | Horror | Short Story Writing | Ghost Story | Scams To Avoid |

(This means I am in the top 100 most read, most viewed, most highlighted, and most clapped writers in each of those categories — Medium updates those lists daily so I may or may not still be on them at the time you read this.)

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