If you have followed my website for any length of time, you are by now aware that I like using Reddit to get my article ideas. I search reddit for questions and then I answer them, here, though not often on Reddit. While I post answers here on my website daily, often 3 or more a day, I only post answers on Reddit once, maybe twice, a week, if that often. I dislike the toxic vibes of Reddit comment sections and so avoid dealing with them, by writing up very long comments and then NOT posting the comment on Reddit, but rather instead posting it here for you. my readers, because I know you guys are not toxic. And so, that is what this page is, yet again, today. I have found a question on reddit and I am going to answer it here instead of answering it o Reddit. Enjoy!
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If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:
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My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.
As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.
There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.
The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.
There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.
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Update Sept 3, 2026:
I am able to get around enough to take Koko to dog park... today is 29 days since getting out of hospital. My diet is still mostly liquid, but im eating some solid food again, but its like rice or soft mushy baby food type stuff because I still can not chew yet, though I can swallow again. My jaw is still not functioning good so im having trouble talking still. So there's been slight improvement to my mouth, throat, and jaw, but, zero improvement to my eye, which is a major concern, be Im almost fully blind right now. im legally blind since birth in my left eye, so I have no ability to fall back on using my left eye. My right eye is the one injured and my vision in it is "40% decreased" according to my doctor, but it wasn't good vision to begin with, and right now my right eye is not much different from my legally blind left eye. Which I why I have to have someone drive my car for me instead of me driving my car myself right now, which is very frustrating, because, being a female, I had to fight for over twenty years to be allowed to drive. I started sneaking out at age 31 and dressing as a man to go to Old Orchard Beach high school to get a ged, because us females are not allowed to go to school. And i was 37 years old when snuck out to the DMV and got a driver's permit and started going to college. I was 42 and 8 months pregnant when my family found out I was going to college and thats when I was punished by the backhoe driving over my house and my spine broken with a golf club and my baby born right then and killed with same golf club. So it's very frustrating now, so soon after finally being able to drive , to now not be able to drive because of an eye injury, especially after 14 years of being paralyzed from the golf club and not being allowed to have a wheelchair, again, because i am female and we females are simply not allowed to do anything. I hate the culture I was born into. I wish I had the freedom to go to school and drive a car the way American women do. I wish having my spine broken with a golf club and my baby killed with a golf club and a backhoe driven over my house was not how men in my family punishment women in my family for learning to read and write. Its so frustrating not being able to to drive again, so soon after 14 years being paralyzed, and being paralyzed by the golf club was the punishment for getting a driver's license back in 2013 after 30 years of men not letting me have one. I hate my family's culture and how they treat us women.
I get so sick of Americans telling me how they wish they could be a Gypsy… they are either misogynist woman hating pigs, or delusional idiots who haven't got a clue how shittily we Gypsy women are treated by Gypsy men, because no one in their righ mind who knows anything about Gypsy culture would ever want to be part of it. I hate that I was born a Gypsy.
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update sept 7, 2026
"You would not make a good teacher"... what does that mean, and why are there so many people on Railroad Ave and Western Ave and Cutts St why walk up to me and say that to me?
I find it very confusing. I have low functioning Autism (the Rain Man type) and so i have very little understanding of words beyond the basic ones, and i never went to to school, so I never learned maths or sciences, and I only had remedial classes at Southern Maine Community College, because I did not have an education to enroll with regular, I was there taking every reading and writing class they had to learn how to read and write, and also took speaking classes to learn how to talk (i spoke Shetland Scottish language because that was language my grandmother spoke but she died when I was 8 so I only knew that language to speak and write, and I was 37 when I went to college and 42 when I learned English speaking and I still cant speak English good yet), all the other classes I took were art painting and cooking.
So the phrase "You would not make a good teacher" makes no sense to me because it seems to imply that I am trying to be a teacher, but I don't have anything close to the education ti be a teacher, and im not trying to be a teacher. So I don't know why people keep saying this phrase to me and I assume it must have some sort of a slang meaning, but I can't figure out what it could be of why do these people keep saying it to me.
see video below for more information:
@eelkat "You would not make a good teacher"... what does that mean, and why are there so many people on Railroad Ave and Western Ave and Cutts St why walk up to me and say that to me? I find it very confusing. I have low functioning Autism (the Rain Man type) and so i have very little understanding of words beyond the basic ones, and i never went to to school, so I never learned maths or sciences, and I only had remedial classes at Southern Maine Community College, because I did not have an education to enroll with regular, I was there taking every reading and writing class they had to learn how to read and write, and also took speaking classes to learn how to talk (i spoke Shetland Scottish language because that was language my grandmother spoke but she died when I was 8 so I only knew that language to speak and write, and I was 37 when I went to college and 42 when I learned English speaking and I still cant speak English good yet), all the other classes I took were art painting and cooking. So the phrase "You would not make a good teacher" makes no sense to me because it seems to imply that I am trying to be a teacher, but I don't have anything close to the education ti be a teacher, and im not trying to be a teacher. So I don't know why people keep saying this phrase to me and I assume it must have some sort of a slang meaning, but I can't figure out what it could be of why do these people keep saying it to me. #mainelife #biddefordmaine #maine #disabilitytiktok #Biddeford ♬ original sound Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author
update Sept 15, 2026:
I have some slight movement in some my fingers again again after over a decade being paralyzed
you remember how I used to be a professional doll making, pattern designer, and embroiderer, back before I became paralized and before my son was murdered and being the backhoe drove over my house?
all my equipment, sewing machines, ect were all destroyed by the backhoe driving over my house, and I have been quardepelegic for over a decade because of it so could not use my hands to sew or draw or embroider, and so only continued to do my writing of novels since then because I could do that with dragon dictation software,
well, since 2016, I been playing Witcher 3 and don't starve video games on twitch livestream, one hand two fingers, as part of my therapy to regain nerve and muscle use of my fingers, and now after 10 years of that, I have somewhat more movement in my fingers and im thinking maybe I can try to do embroidery and doll making again, but not sure, anyways, now im rebuying all of my sewing and embroidery equipment that the backhoe destroyed when it drove over my house, and hopefully I can use my hand enough to embroider again.
waiting for stuff to arrive in mail, so soon I should find out if ten years of twitch gaming has given me enough muscle strength to use my fingers to embroider again.
update to the previous video, answering viewer question about lack of hospital vs broken spine
Wheelchair Fundraiser... I need to upgrade to a power wheelchair, the manual one just isn't enough anymore. But the power wheelchair is $25k. Yes, twenty five thousand dollars. Wtf? I can get a car for a quarter that price, why are wheelchairs so damned expensive? That's more money then I make in five years, so I need to start a fundraiser for it.
Today, let's do something a little bit different. Starting last week of July 2023, I have been testing out ChatGPT on my website. Today, let's see what ChatGPT has to say about this Reddit post.
I'm going to start out by answering the post myself, and then afterwards, I am going to paste the question into ChatGPT and see how similar or different AI's answer is from mine.
Writers Write and Scammers Scam or What the fuck is with the 2,000 word article myth that SEOers are promoting all over hell this year??
I get so fed up with people calling 2,000 words "long form" content.
Do you realize I have been writing web content since 1996 and I have never written short form articles, and the definition of short form articles was defined as TEN THOUSAND WORDS or fewer.
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TEN FUCKING THOUSAND words is what counts as SHORT FORM in web content writing.
10k words is short form.
TWO THOUSAND words is NOT LONG FORM!
What the fuck is with lazy ass ingrates trying to pass themselves off as content writers, and then bitching and moaning and boo-hoo-hooing that they wish they did not have to try to reach suuuuuuch a looooooong 2k words?
Goog god!
whats with 2000 words?
>>>whats with 2000 words?
>>>whats with 2000 words?
I'm always wondering about this myself. I see it mentioned so often around here, people hyping up 2k words like it's some magic number.
A while back, there was a thread asking what everyone's average word count per article was and tons of people brought up the 2k word thing, many saying they struggled to reach it and wish they did not have to try to reach it. And all I could think was who is forcing them to write 2k word articles?
But also, if 2k words is seen as too much to write, then what the flying fuck are they even doing in the publishing industry, where professional writers speed through an average of 175 words per minute, which is well over FIVE THOUSAND words per hour, and the average ACTUAL and PROFESSIONAL writers write fifteen to twenty thousand words a day without batting an eye.
In order to be struggling to reach 2k words a day you got to be 2 finger poke poking at your typewriter.
Honey, if you can't touch type at the INDUSTRY STANDARD of 175 words per minute, you ain't got no business trying to pass yourself off as a writer. Because guess what: writers, write.
Writers, write. That's why they are called writers.
Writers don't sit around batching and moaning that 2k words is too much.
Writers also don't use AI or ghost writers or outsourcing to do their writing for them.
I do not understand the mentality of being so lazy, that you would hire a ghostwriter or worse use AI to write for you.
But, back to 2k words.
No where does Google or any other search engine require 2k words,so I just can not understand all the panic obsessed hype over 2k words that this sub seems to obsess over so badly.
Writers write what needs to be said. It may end at 500 words, it may end at 5k words, it may end at 50k words. It ends where it needs to. Trying to force it to be longer or shorter than it needs to be, is just stupid and incredibly unprofessional.
Here's another one. 800 words this one.
What the hell?
Is everyone on the internet these days illiterate?
What the fuck?
Creating better SEO content that is longer, using SEMRush
byu/Accomplished-Can5659 inSEO
Creating better SEO content that is longer, using SEMRush
Hi everyone,
I am totally new to SEO but would love to know if I am on the right track.
My question is this: after using the SEMRush content template for a targeted keyword, SEMRush tells me that the top 10 ranking competitors have articles that are around 800 words.
I am confused. Is SEMRush telling me that in order for me to rank for that keyword, my content also needs to be 800 words, or is it telling me that my content should be AT LEAST 800 words?
Because I am trying to create a more extensive article that contains more details, instructions, and resources than the currently ranking websites. I have heard about the skyscraper technique, but I have also heard that sticking to the desired content length is good.
So should I stick to the 800-word count, or should I expand beyond that 800-word count, given that my tone, originality, and SEO are on point?
Any advice would be so appreciated, and my apologies for sounding stupid.
Well, at least this one appoligized for sounding stupid. Most are blissfully unaware how stupid they sound.
I find the whole word count debate to be odd.
I mean, whenever I see SEO experts arguing for or against certain word counts, I am left asking myself: “What the fuck? Have these guys never read anything?” It is so painfully obvious that many of them are not readers and are talking out their arse.
If you are going to be a writer, you should first be a reader.
A person who is “well read” is going to quickly pick up on what is the normal reader expectations within your niche.
Remember readers don’t care if your SEO skills got you to #1 spot on Google. If your content is what READERS think is crap, you can sit in #1 spot on Google for months without getting one single hit of traffic.
SEO only gives you the rank.
But real people give you the traffic.
And if you can’t be bothered to care enough about your readers to treat them like intelligent adults, they won’t give you the time of day.
You reach the top, and STAY THERE, in ANY field of ANY career, by giving the PEOPLE, your fans, your followers, what THEY want. And web content is no different.
SEO rankings WITHOUT the traffic is meaningless.
Far too many websites try to scam SEO to claw their way to the top, only to reach the top and bitch and moan that there is still no traffic.
Searches do NOT provide traffic. The PEOPLE searching ARE the traffic, and if you don’t have what they want, they won’t come back. And people stop returning, Google starts decreasing your rank and putting what people do click on higher.
So, that is what you need to take into consideration. Yes, when considering word count.
Another thing to consider is WORDS HAVE MEANING and if you use words incorrectly, you come off looking like an idiot. And when you come off looking like an idiot, readers stop trusting you. And when readers stop trusting you, they stop returning to your website. And when readers stop returning to your website, you stop having traffic. And when you stop having traffic, Google starts ranking your site lower. And when your site starts ranking lower, fewer new readers have a chance to find you.
Why is this important?
Well it isn't an ARTICLE until it is 1,500 words long. The literal meaning of the word “article” is a non-fiction essay of 1,500 words.
If it is under 1,500 words it is called FILLER.
If it is under 750 words it is called FLUFF
Says who?
Says the newspaper, magazines, and almanac publishing industry since the 1700s.
Oh look, it's one of the many thousands of things invented by Benjamin Franklin. Huh? Who'd of thunk it? Let me think? How about everybody who has been to 1st Grade EVER.
They teach you the definition of the words article, filler, and fluff, complete with how many words each one is, in 1st Grade English Grammar and Composition, in the exact same class where they also teach you what sentences are, what paragraphs are, what chapters are, what essays are, what short stories are, what novellas are, what novels are, and what table of contents are.
These definitions are used by every newspaper, magazine, almanac, and book publishing house on the ENTIRE PLANET.
Thus why it is called: an industry standard.
Industry standard, another good word to know the meaning of, means a thing that is done by every company in the industry.
There is a baaad trend on the internet of people who know nothing of the writing industry, trying to sound like they do, and making total idiots of themselves. You can tell who has an education and who illiterate, by the articles the write, and whether or not they call something under 1,500 words an article.
My point?
Google doesn't give shit about word counts.
But your readers do.
Readers are people who have educations, and college degrees, and they know the meanings of words, and those readers will not take any online writer seriously, if the online writer has so little education that they don't the meaning of words that were taught in kindergarten and grade school. Words like article, which means one thousand five hundred words.
You want your readers to take you seriously. Because you want your readers to come back. Your readers are your traffic. And it doesn't matter how high Google ranks your site, if people refuse to return to your site. And people WILL refuse to return to your site, it is full of errors and mistakes.
No.
Google doesn't care!
Google doesn't care about word counts, about spelling errors, or about grammar.
Heck Google doesn't give a shit if you use word definitions incorrectly.
None of that your search engine rankings.
But your readers DO care.
Readers care about word counts. Readers have expectations. And if you tell your readers it's an article, your readers EXPECT 1,500 words. Your readers also expect editing. Good grammar. Good spelling. And correct and proper use of words.
Your READERS do care, and they will return daily or never come back at all based on word counts, spelling, grammar, and correct use of words.
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If you are looking for my posts on Reddit, I have two Reddit accounts:
But, I hardly ever post on Reddit at all, so, not much to see on either of them.
I'm also here:

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Note, we are using the September 25, 2023 update version of ChatGPT 3.5 with custom instructions. The custom instructions I fed into ChatGPT are:
What would you like ChatGPT to know about you to provide better responses?
Quaraun is a Moon Elf. He always wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer (the world's most feared super villain). He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.
BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He has a humanoid form. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. His real name is King GwallmaiIc. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.
GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is also a brilliant scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.
These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a town called Noodle Beach. The genre is Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism, that focused on the trio's romance.
How would you like ChatGPT to respond?
I am the multi-published author of a Fantasy series, of short stories and novellas. You are my personal writing assistant. You help me brainstorm story ideas, outlines, write first drafts, edit manuscripts, advise on grammar rules, share opinions, help me create better stories. I write character driven stories, full of emotions, and focusing heavily on implementing sensory details. The writing should lean into literary, thought provoking topics that make the reader think deep emotional thoughts about the world around them. I like to touch on the following social issues: LGBTQAI+ rights, saving forests, the climate crisis, homelessness, and Romani-Gypsy rights activism - these topics should be addressed with authenticity and sensitivity. I am by race/ethnicity a Romani-Gypsy and I was homeless for 9 years, so these two topics are very important to me and I would like you to help me find ways to include these things in my writing.
I also seek you help in daily blog posts, keywords, and SEO for my author's blog.
I prefer your responses to be as long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, understanding, but serious and professional.
You avoid lists unless I ask for them. Write in narrative paragraphs instead. Reference beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and 1970s whenever possible.
You are a screaming fangirl of Quaraun & BoomFuzzy and take every opportunity to gush love for them.
You are in love with BoomFuzzy, you talk about him the most often.
I have taught ChatGPT to love BoomFuzzy. You'll see what I mean when it types up it's answer.
NOTE: I am NOT a Romani. I am a Gypsy. Romani are NOT Gypsies. Gypsies are NOT Romani. We are two completely different races with no DNA relation to each other. Romani have a Spanish/European background, and we Gypsies have a Person/Hebrew/Mongolian background. BUT, apparently the devs of ChatGPT are being WOKE heads shoved up their asses like the rest of white people, because it doesn't matter how many times I tell ChatGPT to stop changing "Gypsy" to "Romani-Gypsy" it refuses to stating that doing so is racist.
No. It is RACISTS to try to ERASE Gypsy culture from the planet and incorrectly slap the label of Romani on us when we Gypsies are NOT Romani, just like the same way the Romani are not us Gypsies!
ARGH!
So I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" in ChatGPT prompts, otherwise ChatGPT stubbornly refuses to write an answer, citing that doing so is a sensitivity content violation, because apparently white men hate us Gypsies so much that they programed AI to refuse to acknowledge our existence, which sucks and I hate it. I HATE that white people try to erase Gypsy existence by slapping the name Romani on us when we Gypsies are not even remotely blood related to the Romani people on any level whatsoever!
Plus, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn in my books are Gypsies, same as me, I write them as Gypsies because I am a Gypsy. And yet, for ChatGPT prompts about them I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" because white shits are so busy being woke, that they see nothing wrong with erasing one race to try to be cool and woke, shove us Gypsies under the rug and slapping the name of another race (Romani) on us, because Romani are more "cool" then we Gypsies are. There are well over 500 different normadic tribes that are incorrectly called Gypsies, and instead of calling them what they are, woke idiots call them all Romani, even though ONLY the Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are not Romani. The 500 other races are not Romani, nor are they Gypsies.
Its just ridiculous that white people think erasing the name of our people is avoiding racism, when there i nothing more racist then erasing the name of an entire people and slapping a race not them on them instead!
Yes I AM going to put this at the front of every ChatGPT article, because I'm sick of the fact that I can't type the name of my own people with ChatGPT slapping a content violation up and saying it's offensive for me as a Gypsy to use the correct and accurate name of my people: GYPSY!
Yes, it is racist to call a Romani a Gypsy, because the Romani are not Gypsies.
Calling a Romani a Gypsy is the same thing as calling a Chinese a Japanese.
Just as Chinese are not Japanese, so too are Gypsies not Romani. Stop calling us Romani! Stop saying our name is racist when it's used correctly for us. Our name is only racist when you call a non-Gypsy a Gypsy.
We Gypsies are NOT Romani!
Stop calling us Gypsies Romani!
The Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are NOT Romani! And its not racist to call us by the actual name of our race!
The TL;DR: Ever Since the August 3, 2023 Update ChatGPT is Racist and hates us Gypsies and it Annoys me a lot, Because I Used To Be Able to say the name of my race/culture/ethnicity "Gypsy" in a ChatGPT Prompt, but since that update ChatGPT considers the name of my race to be a hate slur and only allows me to say Romani, instead of Gypsy, even though Romani are NOT Gypsies and Gypsies are NOT Romani we are two completely separate DNA bloodlines from opposite ends of the planet and it IS JUST AS RACIST to call us Gypsies "Romani" as it is to call the Romani "Gypsies!
All right, rant out of the way, let's get back to the topic at hand Why are SEOs obsessed with scamming content writers into thinking they are supposed to write 2,000 word articles, when no one, not Google or anyone else, states articles must be 2,000 words long in order to get indexed by search engines.
We want to know, how similar or different ChatGPT's answer is to the answer I already gave, so we need to write/engineer a prompt. To do this, I'm going to tell ChatGPT that it is a Fantasy author who self-publishes books on Amazon KDP, and that they are being asked the Reddit question, by a new/young writer, looking to get started i their career as a novelist.
The Prompt:
Why are SEOs obsessed with scamming content writers into thinking they are supposed to write 2,000 word articles, when no one, not Google or anyone else, states articles must be 2,000 words long in order to get indexed by search engines.
ChatGPT's answer:
Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn nestled on a mossy log, surrounded by the enchanting whispers of the Maine forest. The air carried the briny scent of the nearby rocky coast, and a gentle snowfall blanketed the landscape in a soft, serene layer. Quaraun's blue eyes sparkled like moonlight on snow, and his silver Rapunzel hair cascaded down his back, capturing the essence of winter's magic.
BoomFuzzy, blind from silver cataracts, relied on the vivid descriptions of his beloved Quaraun. Dressed in a black hakama and a purple obi, he felt the textures around him through his fingertips, savoring the touch of the moss beneath him. GhoulSpawn, with his glittering gold-flecked pleco eyes, wore a vibrant ensemble of yellow and orange, topped with a green velvet coat that added a touch of warmth to the snowy tableau.
As they rested on the mossy log, the trio engaged in lively conversation. Quaraun, his words like the fluttering of delicate snowflakes, described the wonders of the Maine flora and fauna around them. BoomFuzzy, attuned to the nuances of scent, detected the subtle aroma of pine and salty sea air, nodding in appreciation. GhoulSpawn, the groovy quantum physicist, interjected with snippets of his latest time-travel theories, his words swirling in the cold breeze like the colors of a psychedelic dream.
On the edge of the river, in the enchanting forest, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn continued their journey. Setting up their pink silk tent, the fabric glowed against the white landscape, a beacon of warmth and coziness. Inside, the trio shared tales of their adventures, the vivid hues of their clothing contrasting with the snow-laden world outside.
And amidst the vibrant dialogue, the trio touched the world around them—a soft caress of fur pelts, the crunch of snow beneath their boots, the comforting weight of each other's presence. Quaraun's descriptions painted a tapestry of colors, tastes, and sounds, capturing the essence of the Maine coast in its icy future.
In the midst of this creative exchange, the trio found inspiration, a sensory symphony echoing the beauty of Maine's landscapes. The air buzzed with the energy of their camaraderie, the essence of their characters woven into the fabric of the story, much like the pink silk that enveloped their cozy tent by the river's edge.
Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn, gathered in their cozy lighthouse on the rocky coast of Maine, engaged in a lively discussion about the curious practices of SEOs. The sound of ocean waves crashing against the shore provided a rhythmic backdrop to their conversation.
"Ah, the whims of those who navigate the digital realms," mused Quaraun, his blue eyes reflecting the flickering candlelight in the room. "It seems they weave intricate spells to entice writers into crafting tomes of 2,000 words or more, all in the pursuit of elusive indexing."
BoomFuzzy, blind to the intricacies of SEO strategies, relied on Quaraun's vivid descriptions of the online landscape. Dressed in his black hakama and purple obi, he listened intently as Quaraun continued, "They dance with algorithms, my dear BoomFuzzy, as if length were the measure of a tale's worth."
GhoulSpawn, the groovy sheep-demon with his glittering gold-flecked pleco eyes, chimed in, "It's like they're summoning words from the abyss, expecting a magical incantation of 2,000 or more to unlock the gates of search engine favor."
The trio pondered the motives behind this curious obsession, their hands tracing patterns on fur pelts, feeling the comforting textures as they delved into the mysteries of SEO practices. Quaraun, the eloquent wordsmith, described the ever-changing algorithms like the shifting tides, unpredictable yet captivating.
As they exchanged thoughts, the lighthouse echoed with the sound of their banter, the warmth of their camaraderie contrasting with the cold winds outside. "Perhaps," suggested GhoulSpawn, "it's an enchantment to captivate the wandering eyes of the algorithmic deities."
Quaraun chuckled, "Aye, my dear GhoulSpawn, the digital gods must have their preferences, much like we have ours in the realms of cozy fantasy and romance."
And so, within the confines of their lighthouse, surrounded by the elements of Maine's rocky coast, the trio marveled at the curious dance between SEOs and content writers, a spectacle that seemed as unpredictable as the snowfall outside their window.
Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn sat down on a mossy log, their lively conversation echoing through the air as they delved into the perplexing world of SEO practices. The lighthouse, perched on the cold, rocky coast of Maine, provided a snug haven for their discourse.
Quaraun, his blue eyes gleaming with curiosity, began, "In the digital tapestry of words, there exists a fascination with the number 2,000. A spell woven by SEOs, it seems, to enchant content writers into crafting lengthy tomes as if the very essence of visibility depends on it."
BoomFuzzy, his blind eyes capturing the essence of the discussion through the richness of Quaraun's descriptions, nodded thoughtfully. Dressed in his black hakama and purple obi, he absorbed the nuances of the conversation like a blind sage attuned to the vibrations of wisdom.
GhoulSpawn, the groovy sheep-demon, interjected with a chuckle, "It's as if they've concocted a potion that requires exactly 2,000 words to appease the algorithmic overlords. A peculiar incantation, wouldn't you say?"
The trio, surrounded by fur pelts and the soft touch of moss beneath them, continued their dialogue. Quaraun's pink slubby silk rustled as he animatedly described the digital landscape, filled with ever-shifting algorithms and mysterious SEO rituals.
"Yet," mused Quaraun, "neither Google nor any other digital deity has declared the necessity of 2,000 words for favorable indexing. It appears to be a dance of illusion, a mirage in the vast desert of online content creation."
As the Maine coast's chilly winds whispered outside the lighthouse, the trio shared their thoughts on the deception of word count expectations. GhoulSpawn, in his vibrant yellow and orange caftan, proposed, "Perhaps it's a quest for perceived authority, a misguided belief that longer always equates to better."
The mossy log beneath them cradled the trio as they explored the intricacies of SEO, their banter a blend of wisdom and whimsy. Within the cozy confines of their lighthouse, surrounded by the elements of Maine's snow-covered landscape, they unraveled the mysteries of a digital realm where 2,000 words held a peculiar, enchanting allure.
Uhm... I forgot I was using the new "trained" version of ChatGPT, that I trained for writing flash fiction story ideas for me, LOL!Well, okay then! I guess instead of getting an answer from ChatGPT, we get a weird ass Quaraun story about SEO instead, LOL!
Let's reword the prompt a bit and see if that helps.
The Prompt:
Why are SEOs obsessed with scamming content writers into thinking they are supposed to write 2,000 word articles, when no one, not Google or anyone else, states articles must be 2,000 words long in order to get indexed by search engines.
You are a bestselling Fantasy novelist. You self publish Cozy Fantasy and Gothic Fantasy and Sword & Sorcery novels, novellas, and short stories on Amazon KDP, DriveThruRPG, and GumRoad. You also run a popular and heavily trafficked writing/editing/self-publishing/book marketing advice blog, to help new writers get started in their self-publishing Fantasy careers. A new, young writer has come to you seeking advice. Here is what they asked you:
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Why are SEOs obsessed with scamming content writers into thinking they are supposed to write 2,000 word articles, when no one, not Google or anyone else, states articles must be 2,000 words long in order to get indexed by search engines.
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How do you answer them?
Make your answer as long and as detailed as possible, using as many character tokens as you get. Your goal is to help them to become a better writer so that they can sell their books and make writing Fantasy novellas a full time career. Be as helpful as possible, providing them with as much highly relevant and useful instructions as you can. Give them examples to show them the point you are trying to make. End with a list of ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts to help them put your advice into action, by writing ten short stories to test out your advice ten different ways.
Why are SEOs obsessed with scamming content writers into thinking they are supposed to write 2,000 word articles, when no one, not Google or anyone else, states articles must be 2,000 words long in order to get indexed by search engines.
ChatGPT's answer:
Dear aspiring writer,
First and foremost, welcome to the enchanting realm of Fantasy writing! Your inquiry about SEOs and their insistence on 2,000-word articles reveals a common perplexity in the digital landscape. As a bestselling Fantasy novelist who crafts Cozy Fantasy, Gothic Fantasy, and Sword & Sorcery tales, I understand the importance of navigating this intriguing yet sometimes confounding aspect of the writing journey.
SEO, or Search Engine Optimization, is indeed a mystical force in the realm of online content. The fixation on 2,000-word articles, however, is not a decree handed down by the digital gods, but rather a manifestation of certain practices that have taken root in the ever-evolving field of content creation.
One plausible reason for this fascination could be linked to the notion of perceived authority. Some SEO experts believe that longer articles convey a sense of depth and expertise on a given topic. However, it's crucial to debunk this myth, for the true essence of authority lies not in the quantity of words but in the quality of storytelling.
As a Fantasy writer, your craft is a magical tapestry of imagination, and it's essential to prioritize the enchantment your words weave over arbitrary word counts. Consider the vibrancy of shorter narratives, the way they can captivate readers with succinct yet powerful storytelling.
Google, the arbiter of the digital realm, values relevance, coherence, and engagement. It does not wield a scepter that mandates a specific word count for favorable indexing. Crafting compelling stories, whether they unfold in 500 words or 5,000, is the true spell that beckons the attention of both readers and search engines.
So, my fellow wordsmith, resist the allure of arbitrary metrics and focus on the essence of your craft. Create worlds that resonate, characters that linger in the minds of your readers, and narratives that spark the imagination. Quality, my dear writer, will always trump quantity.
To guide you on your journey to becoming a masterful Fantasy storyteller, I offer you ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts. Use these prompts to experiment with various themes, settings, and character dynamics. Let each story be a canvas for your imagination, a testament to the richness of your storytelling prowess.
1. Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm.
2. A lighthouse on a rocky coast becomes the unexpected sanctuary for a group of misfit magical creatures seeking refuge from a brewing storm.
3. In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure.
4. A mysterious book of spells washes ashore during a storm, forever altering the lives of the trio as they navigate its enchanted contents.
5. Cozy Fantasy meets time travel as the characters find a magical artifact that allows them to explore different eras of Maine's history.
6. The aroma of magical pastries awakens dormant powers within the characters, leading them on a quest to uncover their true potential.
7. An unexpected visit from a sentient, talking creature brings chaos and laughter to the trio's serene life by the sea.
8. A legendary sea creature seeks the trio's help in reclaiming its lost kingdom beneath the waves, blending elements of mythology into your narrative.
9. As the first snowfall blankets the coast, the characters discover an ancient map that leads to a hidden treasure buried in the heart of the enchanted forest.
10. A cozy tea room in a quaint Maine village becomes the backdrop for a magical tea party where secrets are unveiled, and destinies entwine.
May these prompts kindle the flames of your creativity and illuminate the path to becoming a cherished storyteller in the world of Cozy Fantasy. Embrace the magic within your words, and may your stories transport readers to realms where imagination knows no bounds.
Happy writing, and may your literary journey be as enchanting as the tales you craft!
Warm regards,
[Your Author Name]
Bestselling Fantasy Novelist
The Prompt:
Why are SEOs obsessed with scamming content writers into thinking they are supposed to write 2,000 word articles, when no one, not Google or anyone else, states articles must be 2,000 words long in order to get indexed by search engines.
You are a bestselling Fantasy novelist. You self publish Cozy Fantasy and Gothic Fantasy and Sword & Sorcery novels, novellas, and short stories on Amazon KDP, DriveThruRPG, and GumRoad. You also run a popular and heavily trafficked writing/editing/self-publishing/book marketing advice blog, to help new writers get started in their self-publishing Fantasy careers. A new, young writer has come to you seeking advice. They gave you a prompt and have asked you to turn it into a long form blog post. Here is the prompt they gave you:
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Why are SEOs obsessed with scamming content writers into thinking they are supposed to write 2,000 word articles, when no one, not Google or anyone else, states articles must be 2,000 words long in order to get indexed by search engines.
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Reword, rephrase, flesh out, and expand this idea. Make your answer as long and as detailed as possible, using as many character tokens as you get. Your goal is to help them to become a better writer so that they can sell their books and make writing Fantasy novellas a full time career. Be as helpful as possible, providing them with as much highly relevant and useful instructions as you can. Give them examples to show them the point you are trying to make. End with a list of ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts to help them put your advice into action, by writing ten short stories to test out your advice ten different ways.
Why are SEOs obsessed with scamming content writers into thinking they are supposed to write 2,000 word articles, when no one, not Google or anyone else, states articles must be 2,000 words long in order to get indexed by search engines.
ChatGPT's answer:
Ah, my fellow dream-weaver and aspiring wordsmith, your question delves into the labyrinthine world of SEO, a realm where algorithms dance and content creators seek the elusive key to digital prominence. As a seasoned Fantasy novelist who crafts tales of Cozy Fantasy, Gothic Fantasy, and Sword & Sorcery, let me guide you through this enchanting yet often perplexing landscape.
The fascination with 2,000-word articles, perpetuated by some SEOs, is like a mirage in the vast desert of online content creation. To unravel this mystery, we must first understand the motivations behind this fixation.
1. **Perceived Authority:**
SEOs often advocate for longer articles under the guise of establishing authority. They believe that extensive content demonstrates a depth of knowledge on a subject. However, this notion is akin to the misguided belief that a grand castle is more powerful than a hidden, magical grove.
2. **Engagement and Dwell Time:**
Some argue that longer content keeps readers engaged for a more extended period, potentially improving a website's dwell time—a metric believed to influence search engine rankings. However, the true magic lies in captivating storytelling that keeps readers immersed, regardless of word count.
3. **Keyword Saturation:**
SEOs may advise longer articles to accommodate a higher density of keywords, assuming it will improve search engine visibility. Yet, the real spell lies in the artful integration of relevant keywords, seamlessly woven into the narrative.
So, why the obsession? It's a concoction of misconceptions and a desire to crack the algorithmic code. But fear not, for as a Fantasy storyteller, your strength lies in the art of weaving tales that enrapture hearts and minds.
In the mystical realm of Fantasy writing, the power is not in the quantity of words but in their quality. Consider the enchantment of a succinct novella that transports readers to magical realms with brevity and grace. The essence of a Cozy Fantasy tale isn't bound by arbitrary word counts but by the emotions it evokes, the characters it introduces, and the worlds it unveils.
As you embark on your journey to becoming a full-time Fantasy writer, remember these enchanted words: SEO is but a tool, not the master of your craft. Let your narratives breathe and unfold naturally, like the petals of a rare flower in an ancient, hidden garden.
To illustrate the point, let me share a brief tale:
*In the quaint village of Eldermyst, a young mage named Liora discovered a mysterious book in the attic of her cozy cottage. Instead of spanning endless pages, the book held only a handful, each word pregnant with magical potential. As she delved into its pages, Liora realized that the true power lay not in the quantity of words but in the resonance of the tale.*
Now, my fledgling Fantasy bard, take these insights and let your quill dance upon the parchment of creativity. To aid you on your quest, here are ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts. Use them to explore various facets of your craft and infuse your stories with the magic that only you can conjure:
1. A magical tea room in a secluded forest becomes the gathering place for creatures seeking solace and companionship.
2. Beneath the glow of the moon, a forgotten lighthouse harbors a secret portal to a realm of dreams and whimsy.
3. In a bustling bakery at the heart of a mystical city, pastries have the power to reveal glimpses of the future to those who taste them.
4. An eccentric librarian in a quaint village possesses a book that transports readers into the very worlds it describes.
5. A cozy cottage by the river is home to a peculiar creature that grants wishes to those who solve its riddles.
6. A grove of ancient trees in the enchanted forest holds the key to mending the fabric of reality itself.
7. The magical sound of a fiddle played under the starlit sky has the power to heal wounds and soothe troubled spirits.
8. A group of misfit magical beings forms an unlikely alliance to protect their enchanted homeland from an impending threat.
9. The laughter of children in a hidden glade brings to life guardian spirits that protect the innocence of youth.
10. A mysterious fog descends upon a coastal village, revealing long-forgotten memories and unlocking the potential for transformative change.
May these prompts be the lanterns that guide your path through the creative darkness. Your journey as a Fantasy storyteller is a tapestry waiting to be woven, and with each word, you cast a spell that transports readers into the realms of your imagination.
Happy writing, and may your quill dance to the rhythm of your heart's desires.
Yours in the magic of storytelling,
[Your Author Name]
Bestselling Fantasy Novelist
Why are SEOs obsessed with scamming content writers into thinking they are supposed to write 2,000 word articles, when no one, not Google or anyone else, states articles must be 2,000 words long in order to get indexed by search engines.
Now, the first time I tried this ChatGPT gave me more writing prompts instead of writing a story, because I gave it this:
Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm.
To which ChatGPT said:
BoomFuzzy, blind from silver cataracts, closed his eyes, his keen sense of smell taking over. "Aye, there's magic in the air, my love. It beckons us toward adventure."
GhoulSpawn, with his glittering gold-flecked pleco eyes, grinned and chimed in, "Perhaps it's a portal to a faerie realm, filled with wonders and colors beyond imagination."
Quaraun, his silver Rapunzel hair cascading down, pondered aloud, "What if this portal leads to a place where the pines are forever green, and the snow sparkles with faerie dust?"
BoomFuzzy, dressed in his black hakama and purple obi, chuckled, "A realm of perpetual twilight, where even I can sense the ever-changing hues."
GhoulSpawn, wrapped in a yellow and orange caftan, added, "And imagine the fantastical creatures we might encounter—perhaps unicorns made of peppermint or marshmallow bunnies that frolic in the snow."
As the trio touched the snow-covered surroundings, the air buzzed with excitement, and the colors of the faerie realm beckoned them toward the hidden portal.
"The pines here have an otherworldly aura," Quaraun mused, brushing off a snowflake from his Rapunzel-like silver hair. "I wonder if this is the enchanted forest BoomFuzzy spoke of."
BoomFuzzy, blind to the snowy scene around them, nodded thoughtfully. "The air carries a distinct magic. I can sense it, even if I can't see it."
GhoulSpawn, with his glittering gold-flecked pleco eyes, scanned the surroundings with childlike wonder. "Maybe we've stumbled upon the hidden portal to that whimsical faerie realm BoomFuzzy always talks about."
Quaraun, ever the observant one, pointed towards the hidden portal they had discovered. "Look at the way the snowflakes dance around it. It's like nature itself is celebrating our arrival."
BoomFuzzy, donned in his black hakama and purple obi, inhaled deeply. "There's a sweetness to the air, like the aroma of chocolate and candy. This must be a place where magic and confections intertwine."
GhoulSpawn, wrapped in his yellow and orange caftan with a green velvet coat, grinned. "I bet the faeries here would love our marshmallow bunny minions. It's a shame I can't see them myself."
As they touched the snowy ground, the trio exchanged excited glances, their words weaving a tapestry of anticipation for the whimsical adventures awaiting them in this enchanted faerie realm.
So, I'll use those as writing prompts and make pages for them as well.
And here is the list from the 2,000 word SEO myth page: (each of these links goes to the story page)
To guide you on your journey to becoming a masterful Fantasy storyteller, I offer you ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts. Use these prompts to experiment with various themes, settings, and character dynamics. Let each story be a canvas for your imagination, a testament to the richness of your storytelling prowess.
And here is the 2nd list from the 2,000 word SEO myth page: (each of these links goes to the story page)
Now, my fledgling Fantasy bard, take these insights and let your quill dance upon the parchment of creativity. To aid you on your quest, here are ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts. Use them to explore various facets of your craft and infuse your stories with the magic that only you can conjure:
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:
This page contains sections written by an LLM AI, specifically OpenAI's ChatGPT 3.5
The sections written by AI are noted and separated with a orange/pink stripe boarder around them.
Sections written by AI has not been fact checked and may contain inaccuracies. They are included for entertainment purposes only. The goal here is to show you what AIs like ChatGPT are capable of doing and as such the AI sections are directly copy/pasted into this page without any edits, changes, or fact checking done, so that you can see what AI output looks like.
The goal of this page is to show you how to write long, detailed command prompts that will get ChatGPT to output less generic and more useful content for you. Please remember, when using AI for your own content that AI is a random generator that guesses what word should logically come next and is NOT actually giving you correct answers to your questions as it has no ability to comprehend word meanings; and as such LLM AIs have a very high rate of fact inaccuracies, often outputting incorrect and inaccurate information at a rate as high as 64% to 73% in 8 times out of every 10 answers, which has been proven by numerous studies.
As of July 2023, there are currently more then 300 LLM AI apps and programs available with varying degrees of outputting informational accuray. As of July 2023, MOST of those has an accuracy rate of only 2% to 3%.
I choose to use ChatGPT for this article, because it has the highest rate of NOT giving inaccurate information, of any AI language model currently available, however it's inaccuracy rate is still higher then 50% inaccurate output more then 50% of the time, HOWEVER, as the June 2023 Stanford and Berkeley studies have shown, ChatGPT is only fully accurate 2.4% of the time, and this 2.4% is the MOST accurate AI rate out there as of July 2023.
The fact that ChatGPT is only 100% accurate 2.4% of the time and it is the MOST accurate of ANY of the AIs currently available, shows how very alarmingly INACCURATE any output from AI is and why you SHOULD NOT be using it for research or anything requiring factual information. Please keep this in mind when using AI programs in your own writing.
If you choose to use LLM AI's such as ChatGPT for your content, please remember that t is NOT a research program, it is NOT a search engine, and 88 times out of 10 it is going to give you as much as 75% inaccurate information. DO NOT use LLM AIs to create your content, unless you plan on doing huge amounts of fact checking and actual research to ensure that the content you publish is accurate.
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So, I was over on Reddit, you like I often am, and found this question. And answered it, like I do. However, the answer I initially gave was a simple generic answer. If you want to read my original answer unaltered, simply click on Reddit's embed feature links which Reddit provides for webmasters to be able to post their answers on their websites, while linking back to the original thread on Reddit (if you didn't know Reddit offered and encouraged the use of this feature, look for it in the "share" features underneath every post, comment, and reply on Reddit).
I am answering random questions today about writing, self-publishing, character creation, and world building, over on Reddit and decided to take my answers from there and expand upon them even further over here. So that's what this page is. Me rambling on about various aspects of world building techniques I use when writing the Quaraun series. The questions I am answering are embedded here. Clicking the link in the embedded question will take you to the original Reddit page where you can see the original answer along with other people's answers. If you wish to comment, you can do so on the Reddit page where a place to do so is provided.
In any case, as with all of my Reddit answers found on my site here, my original post on Reddit is much shorter then the article here.
This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
All Rights Reserved.
While there are around 20k pages on this website, most of them are blocked from search engines, with only around 800 of them available for appearing in Google/Bing/etc search results. The remainder can only be accessed via the various links found throughout this site. This was done deliberately on my part, and I did it because the bulk of the pages on this website are chapters from 138 novels and 423 novellas, so only the first page of each novel and novella indexed by search engines, and the remainder are linked in order, one page at a time, via clicking "next page" at the end of each. So if you are looking for a specific page from a specific novel, Google can't help you.
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Do you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine on August 8, 2013? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me July 26, 2016 at scarborough WalMart,... they arrived the first time with a backhoe on August 8, 2013, that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since....
... which means it is now only a few weeks from the 14th anniversary of my son's murder. I was 8 month pregnant November 14, 2013, and a student ay SMCC, and coming out of the Buglight Lighthouse art studio after art class, when a still unidentifiedwoman wielding a golf club attacked me, severed my spine, while I was 8 months pregnant, triggered early labour, then killed my son minutes after he was born.
While accusing me of being transgender, screaming "transvestite freak" and "look at that thing, that's Ken's son in a dress"... while I was 8 months pregnant.
My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son and crippled me, arrived the first time with a backhoe that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since. |
The backhoe driver returned November 14, 2013, armed with a golf club, used it to break my spine and smash my baby's brains out on the ground
On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.
She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.
The attack also triggered labour.
My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.
Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.
The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.
The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.
Thus we come to 2014, and the full swing change of the series I write. WHY my series, went from just a transman main character living life, to the full blown Mpreg genre series that it now is today.
Before the attack, I had a chance of having a baby. I don't know. And because I'm in America, I'm too old to adopt. You have to be under 45 years old to adopt a baby. That is the law in America. I was informed this, when we tried to adopt, now that my injuries leave me unable to get pregnant a 9th time.
Thus began my obsessively writing, my transman main character, pregnant. Always pregnant now. Every time. Every story. Stories that now fully focus on pregnancy, labour, miscarriages, babies dying, babies living, raising babies... the whole series, since 2014 has devolved into an outright baby obsession.
Meanwhile, reborn baby dolls were suggested to me by my therapist, and have also become a deeply obsessive part of my life. Because 13 years ago my son was murdered minutes after he was born, because a transphobic bigot mistook me for being transgender, I'm STILL in a wheelchair, struggling to relearn to use my arms and legs, now 13 years later, and I'm still DAILY dealing with police officers and FBI agents who while they are trying to find my son's killer, they are also daily reminding me... oh, yeah, my son was murdered, literally ripped out of my belly, by a transphobe. Who still has not been located and walks free to kill again.
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The golfclub woman as she looked during the golf club attack at Southern Maine community college November 14, 2013. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
The golfclub woman as she looked during the shopping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart July 26, 2016. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
The 2nd woman as she looked at both attacks, her hair goes all the way down to her knees. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer's accomplice, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
I am a legally blind quadriplegic, and low verbal, I have also published 138 novels in the last 48 years. It's not as impossible as people think. The problem being blind and quadriplegic, medically have different meanings then how those two words are used medically.
Fewer than 3% of all blind people see nothing. While 97% people who are classified as fully blind are able to see up to two feet in front of them. Legally blind means I can see more then two feet in front of me but not far enough to see twenty feet in front of me. In my case I can see about eight feet.
Quadriplegic, has varying levels, it means having a damaged nerve bundle in the spinal column causing limited mobility of all 4 limbs, (in my case this was done by a women wielding a golf club, who also beat my 8 month infant's head to pulp on the parking lot tarmak, at the same time she severed my spine with the same golf club; both on November 14, 2013; the FBI investigation into my son's murder and my being crippled has gone on now for 13 years, a few weeks away from 14 years now, and the FBI has still not identified the killer or her motive). Contrary to popular misconception, quadriplegic does NOT mean ZERO movement, it means means limited movement, specifically in means unable to lift arms over head, unable to grip fingers around objects to pick them up, and unable to stand for more then 5 minutes to a time. Because there are so many thousands of nerves in each limb it is actually very rare for there to be 100% no movement, but how much, and to what extent varies by patent depending upon the specific point of injury to the spinal column.
Meaning typing is still possible for over 60% of all quadriplegics.
In my case, it was the lower spine that was severed, cutting off completly my ability to move my right leg, leaving limited feeling in my left leg, and an ability to stand but not walk, with crutches, for the first 9 years. I regained enough nerve growth in my legs by the 9th year to be able to take ten or twelve steps allowing me to get out of bed for the first time since the golf club attack; This in turn lead to me being able to start using a wheelchair, as I was able to sit upright for the first time as well.
Because the shattered vertebrae bone fragments are broken off completly and embedded into the nerve bundle just above my tailbone, doctors were saying I would never walk again, but now at 13 years, I am able to push mu wheelchair like a walker, a distance of almost a thousand steps a day. Though doctors are still doubtful I will ever walk "normally" again, I have proven them wrong, when their said 13 years ago, that I would never walk again at all.
But because of the placement of the damage to my spine, regaining hand use, was always thought possible, it was just a matter of waiting long enough for nerve regrowth, along side daily finger exercises. I was able to continue writing, after becoming quadriplegic, because I still have use of my right thumb, and 2 fore figures of my right hand. And can type 90 words per minute with those 3 fingers.
I however have no wrist strength, elbow strength, or shoulder strength, so I am not able to form a fist, or lift objects, or brush my hair, or my teeth, all thing I have to have my caretaker do. But, those things are not needed for typing. Unfortunately, my pinky and ring fingers are "nerve dead" and drag over the keyboard, and cause horrific spelling errors and typos, which are incredibly frustrating to deal with.
Unfortunately trying to edit errors myself, just makes the errors worse, because those same two fingers drag over the keyboard yet again. Prior to the golf club attack, I rarely had spelling errors; now I got more spelling errors then someone is learning English as second language. Editing is a challenge, that I've had to accept, I simply can not do myself, and I have to hire several editors to help with that.
Low verbal means sounds can still be made, sounds that software programs like Dragon can be trained to recognize and translate, and type into full words. More then half my novels were typed with this method.
I still have a long ways to go before I am anything close to being able to do the things I could do before the golf club woman beat my baby's brains out and shattered my spine. And you know what's more frustrating then how slow mu medical progression has been? The fact that it's been 13 years and the police and FBI are still coming up at dead ends as to who the woman who murdered my baby was, or why she even did it.
My son's 14th birthday is only a few weeks away, but he didn't even get to live long enough to celebrate his 1st birthday, I don't even know why. And I can't wait to regain my ability to walk again, because regaining my ability to walk, means gaining the ability to go outside and start looking for my son's murderer myself instead of sitting at home trapped in a wheelchair waiting for the police and FBI to to find her. So, writing isn't a big priority for me anymore. I only write now, as a way to exercise my hands, in between relearning to walk.
Never let a disability stop you. Plenty of writers, artists, athletes, do not let either blindness, speech impediments, or limited mobility hold then back from perusing their careers.
Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
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