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November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

NEVER FORGET:

My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!

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FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

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 TRIGGERED! I'm a Straight Cis Woman, but I am deemed Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, Are you too gay for the bigoted, minority harassing, white power, gay hating psychos of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall Too? 

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The Ties That Bind Us:

Alone

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The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
Volume 75 of 130

The Ties That Bind Us:

Alone


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(Bizarro Dark Fantasy Yaoi free sample chapter to read online)

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Please Note: The Quaraun Series Is Rated M18+ and you must be 18 or older to buy it.

Why is the Quaraun Series Rated M18+?

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You can Find out more about the main characters here:

• Quaraun the Insane
• BoomFuzzy the Unicorn
• GhoulSpawn the Crazed

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Please note, this site is the Home Site for The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer aka The Quaraun Series.

The Quaraun series is a set of 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, transvestite wizard.

Due to the content of the books, you must be 18 or older to buy them and they are sold under M18+ ratings in countries that require book ratings on the cover.

Most pages on EelKat.com are either sample chapters from these Dark Fantasy Yaoi novels or how-to advice and Q&As about writing Dark Fantasy Bizarro Yaoi, and thus many pages feature mention of suicide, drug use, cutting, depression, BDSM fetishes especially CBT, schizophrenia, ritual murder, and thus many pages are probably NSFW.

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(No clue what chapter it is, it's anyone's guess; I did not chapter this novel, yet. You are seeing the pre-publication draft edition of it here, which is not yet fully edited. The published print edition may be different.)

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Back a Black Tower, things were not getting any better. Unicorn, for all his fearless brawn and bravado, had emotional issues, anxieties, and phobias that he rarely let any one know about. Carefully hidden behind his pranks and sass, was a scared little boy, haunted by the memory of that horrible day when he had been left behind. 

His people are not particularly "family oriented" and have very survival of the fittest belief system. If you fall behind, you get left behind. No one would waste time on a frail, weak, sickly runt who couldn't keep up. Not even the mother of a small child, should her child fall ill.

They were hunters who followed the herd with the seasons. So one year, when winter came and the herd moved on, they went with it. He, at the time was a small child, about 5 or so years old, and had fallen ill. As the tribe moved onward, he had trouble keeping up and fell behind. Before long they were far ahead. By nightfall they were out of sight. He wandered for days trying to catch up with them, but snow covered their tracks and he soon got lost. Already sick, the cold made him sicker. He spent the winter surviving on anything he could find. Between poor health, frigid cold, and near starvation he barely survived the winter. He came across a dead Elf, and survived the winter, by eating it's flesh.

He wandered aimlessly, growing up a wild feral child. Already a type of Dark Trickster Fae known for their cruel brutal nature, he grew up darker, crueler, and more vicious than normal. With no social skills, and living like a wild animal, he became a predator, hunting anything that moved to survive. Unlike others of his, now lost tribe, he did not hunt with weapons, but instead with his long sharp claws. The taste of that first Elf long ago, filled him with lust for more Elf blood. Like a wild, rabid animal he attacked Elves and tore them to shreds, eating them, often while they were still alive. Thus he became known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.

That his mother abandoned him, ever lurked in his mind, filling him with anguish and hate. Unloved. Unwanted. Cast out. Abandoned. Left behind. Left to die. These thoughts burned in his mind over and over again. As an adult he found it difficult to form relationships. A creature with sharp fangs and deadly talons, he was quick to rip out the throat of any lover who dared abandon him.

He grew to hate women. His mother abandoned him. His lovers abandoned him. In his mind women were vile evil, heartless beasts incapable of love. His desire to be loved pushed him onward in search of a mate, but his fierce, violent ways kept women running from him. The more women who refused him, the more hatred filled his heart. The loss of hope, the depths of desire, the belief that no one could ever love him, finally overcame him, driving him to suicide via a Lich making spell, that turned him into an undead beast, that would rise up and lash out at everyone, everywhere, because all he wanted was to be accepted and loved and all he was ever meet with was fear, loathing, and hate.

No one knew his real name, not even him. Gwallmaiic is a name that was given to him by a Welsh Human boy, whom he refers to as "my boy".

BoomFuzzy is a name he used when pretending to be an Elf.

Unicorn is a nickname Quaraun gave him, when Quaraun found out that the Phooka's true form was that of a unicorn.

Phookas are very vengeful creatures. They become extremely dangerous when offended, hurt, or angered. It is best to never get a Phooka mad at you as they can literally, physically turn themselves into your worst nightmare than take up residence under our bed or in your closet and torment you each night.

Gwallmaiic is known for his shark like blood frenzies, and piranha like ability to reduce a person to bones n under 8 minutes. He is a vicious monster in the truest sense of the word monster. He is not a man who "acts like a monster", but rather is an actual, monster.

In the final years of his life, he grew ill, his joints arthritic and muscles weak, his eyes silvered with blindness. Due to an inability to see his prey to catch them, he slowly began to starve to death.

The final year of his life he was living in agony, starvation having reduced the once feared beast to a crippled skeletal pony, that now truly was the injured little pony he had long pretended to be when catching prey.

He commit suicide in a Lich making ritual, and rose from the dead as a beast 10 times more deadly then he had been in life. He hired a Necromancer to murder his army and resurrect them as Liches.

Then the leader of an army of Liches. King Gwallmaiic continues his reign of terror. But now, there is no stopping him. Human armies have fought against the Lich lord and won, only to find that the Lich automatically resurrects after each death, coming back more powerful then the time before.

They were known as The Wild Hunt, an army of undead skeletal Frost Liches that bring frozen death to everything they touch.

The past few years had seen a change in the best. Two Elves had entered his life. Quaraun, whom he deeply loved and GhoulSpawn whom he tolerated. They's changed him, without meaning to. Softened his harshness, smoothed out his rough edges. No more the vicious bloodthirsty, hate filled beast the world had come to fear, Unicorn had finally found the thing he had always wanted: a home, a family, some to love, someone who loved him in return.

Living with the two Elves had been good for him. A gentle, peaceful side of him had surfaced. Taking care of the two Elves had become his life, his joy. 

...and now they were gone...

Vanished. 

In the blik of an eye.

There one second, and gone the next.

A portal had opened up from out of no where and swallowed them both together.

Where it had taken them, he did not know.

Frantic he had tried to follow them, but portal magic was not his skill. The portal had closed behind them and he knew not how to open it back up.

And now, once again, Unicorn found himself alone.

Alone.

The thing he hated most.

Abandoned.

Left behind.

Like his monther had done.

No. Not like his mother. She had left him willfully. She had not loved him. She had not come back for him. 

His Elves loved him, and they did not leave of their own free will. They would find their way back to him... somehow. Some day.

But he knew portals. Each Elf had been taken before. But one was always left behind to help him find the one gone missing.

GhoulSpawn was the expert in portal magic. Quaraun had only minimal knowledge, and that only because he had once been taken away and had spent years, several years, trying to get back to his friends. But Unicorn knew nothing of portal magic. He did not know where to even begin. A powerful wizard in his own right, his skill was not in portals, and the skills he did have, were not helping him now.

Now the Phooka sat on the floor of GhoulSpawn's alchemy lab. Spell books piled around him, as he stared blankly into their pages.

Unicorn couldn't read.

He stared at the words, hoping against hope that something would make sense. Some diagram. A doodle. A chart. A drawing. Something. But nothing. GhoulSpawn spent hours each day drawing charts and graphs and diagrams and equations. Writing up formulas, filling every inch of his books with notes. He wrote everything down. Even on the walls. And the floors. The tables. Stray pieces of paper. Napkins. Tablecloths. GhoulSpawn's scientific scrawlling covered the entire room. GhoulSpawn was a scientist, and alchemist, and a wizard. Hellbent on finding his father, whom had decades ago beem lost to a portal. GhoulSpawn was determined to unlock the secrets of the portals. Convinced they could be harnessed and controlled. 

Portals. Dangerous invisible holes, that opened up in the sky, and sucked anyone unfortunate enough to be under them, inside, spiting them out sometimes on the other side of the world, sometimes in the past, sometimes in the future, and sometimes on another planet in the far reaches of the galaxy. Each portal always went to the same place. Thus they could be mapped and charted, and used as modes of travel... at least, that's what GhoulSpawn had concluded.

Unicorn stared at the notes. He wished he knew what the words said. He stared at the page, willing the book to tell him it's secrets. But it was no use. Unicorn was illiterate. Whatever was written on these pages, he did not know.

It had been days since his two Elves had vanished. 

Days by himself. 

Days alone.

Days sent sitting on the floor, staring at the words in GhoulSpawns books and hoping against hope, that somehow he'd miracuosly know what it said.

The familiar crackling sound thundered through the sky. A portal had opened somewhere, not far away. Unicorn listened, trying to determine the direction of it. It was outside. In the forest. But the trees carried the thunderous sound over their branches, muffling the source direction.

He sniffed the air. His keen sence of smell could pick up minute scents a mile away. If the portal had brought back his Elves, he should be able to smell them. 

Unicorn dropped the book and stood up quickly, sniffing the air.

A horrible scent had hit his nose.

"Blood," he whispered.

"A lot of it."

"GhoulSpawn."

Unicorn ran from the alchemy lab, up the stairs to the ground level of Black Tower and sniffed the air again. The scent was stronger now. Yes. He was certain of it. It was GhoulSpawn. Wounded. Bleeding. But the smell of blood was strong. It was a lot of blood. More blood than one Elf could safely lose.

Unicorn ran from the house, outside to the garden. Following the smell of the blood he ran to the forest, to Crystal Lake, by Crystal Falls, at the foot of Blueberry Gorge. The pungent smell of blood was horrific here. As though the forest were bathed in blood. He looked around, knowing GhoulSpawn must be here somewhere, and then he saw it, a few yards away from the edge of the lake. A crumpled, bloody pile of neon orange cloth. The lush green sagum moss, glistening red with blood. More blood, flowing too fast, running down spattering on the scattered limbs and twigs. The brown pine carpet, fast turning red.

Unicorn knelt beside the dying wizard. His body was still warm. Unicorn could heard him still breathing. But the source of the blood was unclear. The orange silk robes were fast turning a sticky wet red. Unicorn knew the amount of blood being lost, meant the wound was terrible.

"Where are ya hurt?"

"My leg. My arm. My head. It hurts so much. Everything hurts. Except my leg. I don't want to lose my leg. I can't feel my leg."

Unicorn lifted the half-Elf's robes. His let leg was severed, the bone broken off and protrudging though the flesh. There was very little holding his leg together.

"Oh my. What happened to ya?"

"White Rock. They'll kill me. Please help me."

The old half-Elf passed out.

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The Ties That Bind Us 
Quaraun the Insane: Volume 75  
Dark Fantasy Novel Free To Read Online 
Chapter Index

(NOTE: The series has been renumbered; this was originally Vol 30 and is now 75)

In the 1400s the portals are growing more frequent and erratic, more people getting lost to them each day. This time Quaraun and GhoulSpawn get sucked away to places unknown, leaving Unicorn alone in Black Tower, helpless to find them

Meanwhile in the 21 Century, Sunta has escaped White Rock and attacked Phozeen. Horrible revelations are made when The Gremlin meets Sunta for the first time and learns the horrible truth behind Quaraun's death.

With the portals sealed decades ago, and the wizards striped of their magic, terror is unleashed on the Twighlight Manor when a giant portal opens up in the front parlor sending Gremlin once again back to the past.

At first assuming Gremlin opened the portal, Harrier quickly discovers darker forces at work, as the long sleeping house once again comes to life, while the dead rise up and walk it's bloody halls.

With the sentient Twighlight Manor eating more victims, and portals threatening to destroy the planet, Harrier does the unthinkable and heads back to the past to seek the help of the only ones able to help him:

King Gwallmaiic, Leader of the Lich Lords and his long ago banished general, a Demon known only as The Ghoul.

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What do you want to become? 
What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!

~EK
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By EelKat Wendy C Allen

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.

~EelKat

If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

Please note, this site is the Home Site for The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer aka The Quaraun Series.

The Quaraun series is a set of 2,000 short stories and 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, transvestite wizard.

Due to the content of the books, you must be 18 or older to buy them and they are sold under M18+ ratings in countries that require book ratings on the cover.

These morbid novels do not have happy endings, and main character Quaraun's depression, suicidal nature, and drug use gets worse as the series progresses. If you are looking for cheerful, happy stories, these novels are not for you.

Most pages on EelKat.com are either sample chapters from these Dark Fantasy Yaoi novels or how-to advice and Q&As about writing Dark Fantasy Bizarro Yaoi, and thus many pages feature mention of suicide, drug use, cutting, depression, BDSM fetishes especially CBT, schizophrenia, ritual murder, and thus many pages are probably NSFW.

Please be aware that this site is considered an "Adult Entertainment" website and by viewing it you agree that you are over the age of 18 years old.

Reader discretion of both the Quaraun novels and the pages of this website is advised.

The Quaraun Series 

Meet The Characters:

Quaraun the Insane

BoomFuzzy the Unicorn

GhoulSpawn the Crazed

ZooLock the Great

Quaraun's World:

Characters: Transgender, Transexual, Transvestite, or Intersex? What is Quaraun? Writing Demisexual Characters Advice On Writing A Bisexual Character  Writing Genderfluid Characters Writing Transgender Characters Giving Your Characters Flaws and Goals How long does it take for your characters to fall in love with each other? What makes a strong male lead? Fantasy Names From Real World Cultures The Reader Impact of Minor Character Deaths How to Write a Sleazy Male (Villain/Bad Guy)  Need help writing characters of color | EelKat on racist white readers

Culture: What Makes An Elf, An Elf? Phookas Marriage In Elf Society What would happen if an Elf adopted a Human baby? One volume of the series has a 97% return rate? Here's why... Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series Need advice on how to write diverse characters. Suicide, Rape, and Abuse In The Quaraun Series Accents in Dialogue How to Handle Writing Fantasy-Horror That Features Violence Against Children The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer

Magic: Witches, Wizards,  Sorcerers, & How They Are Different Explaining Quaraun's 58 Piercings and Jewelry Obsessions  Bumbling Wizards and Their Spell Casting Side Effects High Elves Getting High Gypsy Colour Magic How to knock someone unconscious with magic? Necromancy: How will resurrection affect society as a whole? Child Sacrifice in Fantasy Novels Building a Magical System: A Questionnaire What is a God in Your Universe? Elves, Drugs, and Opium  Love Spell To Keep Your Boyfriend In Love With You

The World: What will a traveler encounter on the roads? Why is there a kitchen sink in my pocket? How To Write Slice-of-Life, Travelogue Style Literary Fantasy Books Writing Evil Unicorns Twerking Dragons Why do Lovecraftian beings come to earth? What number of continents are in your fantasy world? Did you know the town the series is set in is a real place you can visit? World-building In The Quaraun Series Calculating the weight of gold in AD&D Turning Scenes, Into Stories & Writing Travelogue Style Fantasy Books

The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane:  First draft/sample chapters from the  novels.

NOTE: The scenes and chapters featured here, are from the unedited first drafts, and NOT from the finished published novels. This was done because many readers had asked to see what the first drafts looked like to see how different they were from the finished product. Because these are from the unedited first drafts, they contain spelling and grammar errors, typos, and sections that are still unrevised. These errors are corrected in the final published editions.

More sample chapters can be found here: (note, while these chapters are linked in chronological order, they are not continuing one to the next, they are chapters spanning from Volume 1 all the way to volume 119, of a series that has 130 novels/volumes.)

Pink Links are pages on this site. Green links go to the pages found on my DeviantArt account.

Chapter 1: King Gwallmaiic & The Sacred Pink JellyFish (Chapter 1 of the entire series)

BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell

The Dying Elf, Gibedon's Head, and King Gwallmaiic's Elf Eating Mansion

Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole

An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer

I Loved My Children, But I Loved BoomFuzzy More

Doe'Uan and The Lonely Elf

Finding Finderu 

Kelim Meets Quaraun The Insane

Pocket Lich Unleashed: Quaraun Murders Findaru

Captured By The Lich Lord 

An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit

The Lich's True Form Revealed 

Bullgaar the Vulgar 

The Enchanted Map

Waiter, There's a Head In My Soup

The Orcs and The Necromancer 

The Valley of the Katopas (Part 1)

The Valley of the Katopas (Part 2)

The Beginning of the End

The Witch Massimara Of Mount Yenka

Psychotic Dead Things

Six Days Earlier

There is no Mournful Lamb Inn

The Swamp of Death

The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin

Introducing GhoulSpawn

The Demon Cultists & The Coming of The Darkness

EelKat and The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin

The Moon Elves of Ivujivik

The Return of ZooLock The Great

The Gremlin's Warning

A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond

The Road To Witch Pond (Part 2)

The Road To Witch Pond (Part 3)

Santa's Dead Floating Body

Worms!

GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka

The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death

A Fourth Letter To Home - The Masochistic Elf With Stockholm Syndrome

GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka

The Strange Village or I Love The Smell Of Decomposing Bodies In The Morning

The Golden Rooster

Meeting Mallac

Serial Killer At Large

The Summoner of Darkness

Corsets, Elves, and Undead Faeries.

Visiting The Scene of Murder #1 With An UnGelded Stallion

I Never Wanted To Be a Wizard

Sheep Again

Back At The Tavern and Still No Shrimp

A Tavern Scene Part 3 - Quaraun, Unicorn, GhoulSpawn, - Time Travel, Chastity Cages, and Whores

Tumbling Down Stairs With Slutty Elves and Angry Liches

Where Are You Hiding That Horse?

The Hostess Twinkie Aisle of Biddeford WalMart

Quaraun Meets HellBorne The Evil

The Map of the Town

Quaraun Meets BatDude & Pigeon Poop Boy

Pepperell Square, Saco, Maine, In The Year 2525

No Goldfish, Today?

Chocolate Covered Elves 

Evil Elves 

How To Kill A Lich

The Lover's Triangle 

At Gremlin's House / Kill The Baby

I Am Not GhoulSpawn

Sheep

Santa's Letter to Satan 

Going North To Head South

Alone

In Black Tower

You've Only Known Our World Through The Eyes of a Madman

"Sold! To Zebulon, for two million dollars."

The Last of The Moon Elves

FarDarrig and The Baby That Never Should Have Been 

Answering Reader Question About The Quaraun Series:

Quaraun Free To Read Online Complete Chapter Index In Chronological Order

Fantasy World Building...Writing Fantasy Books  | World Building For Authors | My Answers To The Zaharam-Chapelle-Parunas  Ethnographical Questionnaire and More...

Answering Reader Questions About The Quaraun Series

Behind the Scenes:
A Look At How I Write The Quaraun Series...

Question Everything Before Putting It In Your World  The Quaraun series is a set of 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, bi-sexual, polyamorous/polygamous, masochistic, time traveling transvestite Elf wizard, his sex crazed, sadistic, drug dealing unicorn, and their bloodthirsty sentient house.  The Quaraun series contains heavy use of the following: suicide drug use cutting depression polygamy BDSM sex fetishes CBT (cock and ball torture)  sounding knoting barbed penises and toothed vaginas  monsters eating Humans blood thirsty Faeries Elves eating Elves Faeries eating Elves squid headed aliens eating brains out of still alive victims medieval torture schizophrenia stockholm syndrome sadism masochism rape incest dub-con necromancy necrophillia ritual murder flaying (skinning a person alive) child sacrifice cannibalism bloodletting vampirism (the mental illness, not the mythical creature) crude language (including an excessive use of the words fuck, cock, dick, testicals, balls, scrotum, and penis)  interracial relationships M/m/m relationships gay men bisexual men transvestite men men who have sex with unicorns(horses) tentacle porn sex with squid headed aliens shape-shifter sex ménage à trois relationships double dicked men tripple dicked penitration gay sex scenes bananas, pickles, candy canes, unicorn horns, and glass wizard wands used as dildos main character Quaraun is a man with 4 wives (one of whom is also his sister, another of whom is also his daughter)   Quaraun has 2 male lovers Quaraun has 4 children by his sister Quaraun has 3 children by his daughter Quaraun has 1 child that is the result of him raping a woman Quaraun has 37 children by prostitutes the primary secondary character, Unicorn, is a chemist "candy maker" and detailed instruction of how he makes his drugs, including recipes to do so are included in the novels

The Quaraun series has been banned by the following: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints aka The Mormon Church  (1991) (Reason: too much sex) (Interestingly, there were no sex scenes in the series before 2014) The Arundel Christian Tabernacle, Biddeford-Arundel, Maine  (2001) (Reason: evil and influenced by Satan) New Life Church, Biddeford, Maine  (2003) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church) (Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014) Fan-Fiction.net  (2012) (Reason: Too violent) Curtis Lake Church, Sanford, Maine  (2013) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church) (Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014 and I added gay characters to the series BECAUSE of this false complaint) Old Orchard Beach Town Hall of the Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, a division of the United States of America Government  (January 4, 2016 via court order)(State of Maine, Biddeford District Court: Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574)  (Reason #1: Too gay for the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach)(Reason #2: Contains transgender characters  depicted as living in Old Orchard Beach, in violation of the ordinance which states Old Orchard Beach is a "Family Friendly Town" by virtue of it's ban on LGBTQ+ residents) 27 volumes of the Quaraun novels were forced to be unpublished/removed from Amazon by the government issued court order that cited these books as "Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach" NOTE: As a result of this ban, and my discovery that OOB had an ordinance banning LGBTQ citizens from living in our town, an additional court case rose up, and on October 21, 2016, Alfred Superior Court overruled the ordinance banning LGBTQs in OOB, AND overturned the town hall's ban on the Quaraun series, citing that both the ordinace baning LGBTQ residents and the court order ordering the Quaraun books to be removed from Amazon.comto be "gross violations of civil rights".) Did you notice how 3 different places used the exact same phrase of "Too gay for the family friendly..." In each of these three cases the exact same minister was behind the ban.

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— Janneke Jobsis-Brown (@JJobsisBrown) March 1, 2018

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Sample Chapters of Many of the Novels Are Available To Read Online:

Vol.1 Night of the Screaming Unicorn | Read Online Chapter Index

Vol.2 Kelim and The Necromancer - Chapter Index Volume 5: The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain Vol.8 Quaraun and the Vampire Into The Swamp Of Death - Chapter Index Vol. 11 The Summoner of Darkness - Chapter Index

Vol. 3 BoomFuzzy | Free To Read Online Chapter Index Volume 6: The Obsidian Idol of The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley Volume 9: The City of The Screaming Statues Volume 12: Captain Quirk & The Pirate Ship Rent-A-Prize

Volume 4: The Journey Begins Volume 7: The Vulgar Alchemist's Inn Volume 10: The Last Katopa Volume 13: King Gwallmaiic, The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley

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Volume 17: The Tower of The Shape Shifting Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies Volume 00: 000000 Volume 23: The Return To Fire Mountain Volume 00: 000000

Volume 27: The Sorcerer's Tower of Cake

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Volume 48: A Baby For The Necromancer

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Volume 119: My Two Favorite People

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Book publishing hiatus: November 14, 2013 I was beaten up by a woman who claimed to be a unpublished author. I was paralyzed for 5 months and am still 4 years later relearning to use my legs & arms. While I was cripple, offline, and recovering these past 4 years, she next proceeded to hack my website and most all of my forum and social network accounts.

April 2015 she returned, filled my motorhome with 1,000s of gallons of feces/raw sewage and cut my cats heads off nailing them to my door. 10 cats are currently still missing. 

October 2006 she blew up my house with a bomb, in May 2013 put a bomb in my classroom at college, November 2015 put a bomb in my department where I work at Walmart, and June 2016 put yet another bomb in WalMart. The FBI is trying to identity of this woman. More info about these terrorist attacks on my family can be found here: https://www.eelkat.com/1667Words.html

If you have any information about this woman, please contact the FBI agent in charge of the case, his contact info is on that page.