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EelKat On Writing Magic Users



By Wendy C Allen
eelkat_red_scarf.jpgWendy Christine Allen, 2019, able to sit up in a chair for the first time in years, and able to raise up my arm and wiggle fingers. This was when I started playing Witcher 3 on Twitch as part of my physical therapy to regain finger movement. Playing Witcher 3 daily from 2016 to 2019, is how I regained the use of my thumb and two for fingers on my right hand... it is also why I stopped playing Witcher 3 in 2019, once I had strengthen my two forefingers enough to start typing again.

Wendy Christine Allen, Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author, Artist, Illustrator, & Art Car Designer

Counting Down to the September 23, 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)

If you are here looking for The Twighlight Manor series, The Crystonite Wars series, The Wild Years series, The White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane series, The Twisted Tales series, the Captured By a MerMan series, The Space Dock 13 series, The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin series, the stories about Miss Citten the Eel-Kat, or the stories about Etiole... ALL of those series were combined and consolidated into The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane Pink Necromancer series in 2014, so ALL the different series, are now under one series title.

List of the published titles still in print:

The Index of over three thousand stories in The Pink Necromancer series

What the series is about, for those new here:

The introduction to The Pink Necromancer Series. 

If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:

My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.

As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.

There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.

The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.

There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.

Health update: August 4, 2026 - in recovery for 6 months+ (at least until mid-January 2027...all book and video game releases are pushed back at least 6 months) see video below for why...
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health update #maine #disabilityawareness #wheelchairlife #wheelchairvlogger #multiplesclerosis

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I seem to have had another stroke (during the night while I was asleep?) #stroke #paralysis

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Update Sept 3, 2026:

I am able to get around enough to take Koko to dog park... today is 29 days since getting out of hospital. My diet is still mostly liquid, but im eating some solid food again, but its like rice or soft mushy baby food type stuff because I still can not chew yet, though I can swallow again. My jaw is still not functioning good so im having trouble talking still. So there's been slight improvement to my mouth, throat, and jaw, but, zero improvement to my eye, which is a major concern, be Im almost fully blind right now. im legally blind since birth in my left eye, so I have no ability to fall back on using my left eye. My right eye is the one injured and my vision in it is "40% decreased" according to my doctor, but it wasn't good vision to begin with, and right now my right eye is not much different from my legally blind left eye. Which I why I have to have someone drive my car for me instead of me driving my car myself right now, which is very frustrating, because, being a female, I had to fight for over twenty years to be allowed to drive. I started sneaking out at age 31 and dressing as a man to go to Old Orchard Beach high school to get a ged, because us females are not allowed to go to school. And i was 37 years old when snuck out to the DMV and got a driver's permit and started going to college. I was 42 and 8 months pregnant when my family found out I was going to college and thats when I was punished by the backhoe driving over my house and my spine broken with a golf club and my baby born right then and killed with same golf club. So it's very frustrating now, so soon after finally being able to drive , to now not be able to drive because of an eye injury, especially after 14 years of being paralyzed from the golf club and not being allowed to have a wheelchair, again, because i am female and we females are simply not allowed to do anything. I hate the culture I was born into. I wish I had the freedom to go to school and drive a car the way American women do. I wish having my spine broken with a golf club and my baby killed with a golf club and a backhoe driven over my house was not how men in my family punishment women in my family for learning to read and write. Its so frustrating not being able to to drive again, so soon after 14 years being paralyzed, and being paralyzed by the golf club was the punishment for getting a driver's license back in 2013 after 30 years of men not letting me have one. I hate my family's culture and how they treat us women.

I get so sick of Americans telling me how they wish they could be a Gypsy… they are either misogynist woman hating pigs, or delusional idiots who haven't got a clue how shittily we Gypsy women are treated by Gypsy men, because no one in their righ mind who knows anything about Gypsy culture would ever want to be part of it. I hate that I was born a Gypsy. 

update sept 7, 2026

"You would not make a good teacher"... what does that mean, and why are there so many people on Railroad Ave and Western Ave and Cutts St why walk up to me and say that to me?

I find it very confusing. I have low functioning Autism (the Rain Man type) and so i have very little understanding of words beyond the basic ones, and i never went to to school, so I never learned maths or sciences, and I only had remedial classes at Southern Maine Community College, because I did not have an education to enroll with regular, I was there taking every reading and writing class they had to learn how to read and write, and also took speaking classes to learn how to talk (i spoke Shetland Scottish language because that was language my grandmother spoke but she died when I was 8 so I only knew that language to speak and write, and I was 37 when I went to college and 42 when I learned English speaking and I still cant speak English good yet), all the other classes I took were art painting and cooking.

So the phrase "You would not make a good teacher" makes no sense to me because it seems to imply that I am trying to be a teacher, but I don't have anything close to the education ti be a teacher, and im not trying to be a teacher. So I don't know why people keep saying this phrase to me and I assume it must have some sort of a slang meaning, but I can't figure out what it could be of why do these people keep saying it to me.

see video below for more information: 


@eelkat "You would not make a good teacher"... what does that mean, and why are there so many people on Railroad Ave and Western Ave and Cutts St why walk up to me and say that to me? I find it very confusing. I have low functioning Autism (the Rain Man type) and so i have very little understanding of words beyond the basic ones, and i never went to to school, so I never learned maths or sciences, and I only had remedial classes at Southern Maine Community College, because I did not have an education to enroll with regular, I was there taking every reading and writing class they had to learn how to read and write, and also took speaking classes to learn how to talk (i spoke Shetland Scottish language because that was language my grandmother spoke but she died when I was 8 so I only knew that language to speak and write, and I was 37 when I went to college and 42 when I learned English speaking and I still cant speak English good yet), all the other classes I took were art painting and cooking. So the phrase "You would not make a good teacher" makes no sense to me because it seems to imply that I am trying to be a teacher, but I don't have anything close to the education ti be a teacher, and im not trying to be a teacher. So I don't know why people keep saying this phrase to me and I assume it must have some sort of a slang meaning, but I can't figure out what it could be of why do these people keep saying it to me. #mainelife #biddefordmaine #maine #disabilitytiktok #Biddeford ♬ original sound Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

update Sept 15, 2026:

I have some slight movement in some my fingers again again after over a decade being paralyzed

you remember how I used to be a professional doll making, pattern designer, and embroiderer, back before I became paralized and before my son was murdered and being the backhoe drove over my house?

all my equipment, sewing machines, ect were all destroyed by the backhoe driving over my house, and I have been quardepelegic for over a decade because of it so could not use my hands to sew or draw or embroider, and so only continued to do my writing of novels since then because I could do that with dragon dictation software,

well, since 2016, I been playing Witcher 3 and don't starve video games on twitch livestream, one hand two fingers, as part of my therapy to regain nerve and muscle use of my fingers, and now after 10 years of that, I have somewhat more movement in my fingers and im thinking maybe I can try to do embroidery and doll making again, but not sure, anyways, now im rebuying all of my sewing and embroidery equipment that the backhoe destroyed when it drove over my house, and hopefully I can use my hand enough to embroider again.

waiting for stuff to arrive in mail, so soon I should find out if ten years of twitch gaming has given me enough muscle strength to use my fingers to embroider again.

update to the previous video, answering viewer question about lack of hospital vs broken spine

Wheelchair Fundraiser... I need to upgrade to a power wheelchair, the manual one just isn't enough anymore. But the power wheelchair is $25k. Yes, twenty five thousand dollars. Wtf? I can get a car for a quarter that price, why are wheelchairs so damned expensive? That's more money then I make in five years, so I need to start a fundraiser for it.

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EelKat On Writing Magic Users

So, I was over on Reddit, you like I often am, and found this question. And answered it, like I do. However, the answer I initially gave was a simple generic answer. If you want to read my original answer unaltered, simply click on Reddit's embed feature links which Reddit provides for webmasters to be able to post their answers on their websites, while linking back to the original thread on Reddit (if you didn't know Reddit offered and encouraged the use of this feature, look for it in the "share" features underneath every post, comment, and reply on Reddit).

I am answering random questions today about world building, over on Reddit and decided to take my answers from there and expand upon them even further over here. So that's what this page is. Me rambling on about various aspects of world building techniques I use when writing the Quaraun series. The questions I am answering are embedded here. Clicking the link in the embedded question will take you to the original Reddit page where you can see the original answer along with other people's answers. If you wish to comment, you can do so on the Reddit page where a place to do so is provided.

In any case, as with all of my Reddit answers found on my site here, my original post on Reddit is much shorter then the article here.


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EelKat On Writing Magic Users

I'm questioning, based of what you say here, if you've ever actually played D&D, if so, what edition, and how much homebrewing did your DM do with the rules as it really sounds like you have no clue at all what a D&D wizard is, what they are capable of, or how incredibly limited and weak a D&D wizard actually is.

>>It would be hard to repress people who can do those things, I'd say. Sort of makes you wonder why they never form the ruling class in the D & D stories, right?

Because D&D stories use D&D rules. And by D&D rules, strictly by the book, with no home brew alterations, magic users are VERY weak.

>>D&D mages have plenty of violent spells which would be very useful, for instance. Even when they don't fight directly though it would have military applications. Simply relaying messages by magic is an advantage when otherwise people would have to wait months for this. Coordinating movements of troops would be far easier, and that's just one thing.

Wizards in D&D are better at protecting then fighting. For example, casting a wall of fire around weak/wounded party members to give the healer time to heal, casting glitter dust to blind an opponent to give the rouge a chance to run past and get deeper into the battlefield.

You'd have to be an extremely high level (prestige level 40+) wizard to have the violent spells learned yet.

In D&D the word mage and wizard are not interchangeable and are 2 separate things. Mages do not have violent spells. Mages are far less powerful than wizards. Mages are basically healers who can cast more divers mage then a priest can.

You keep describing Wizard class spells, skills, and powers while saying Mage, which is a completly different class and has more incommon with a Priest.

Sending messages by magic in D&D is not a Wizard skill, but rather it is a Druid skill. Druids have familiars - owls, wolves, and such, who act as magical messengers.

>>I was thinking here magic would be an innate talent only some could do, with a fairly random distribution over the populace. Therefore the nobles couldn't just study it. Otherwise most probably would I think, since it would make them powerful. I like your thoughts however.

Not by D&D rules. A wizard doesn't even begin to rank as powerful until lvl 27, and in game-time years, it takes a wizard about 50 years to reach lvl27 power. Meaning if you were to take D&D wizards as the basis for your setting, it is highly unlikely that nobles would try to become wizards, just because the training would take them most of their lives.

In D&D, any race can become a Wizard, but Elves, Illithids, Fey, and Gnomes are all Fey Wild Beings and thus are born with natural magical abilities, thus these races level up faster, learning spells quicker, and earn 2 spells for every one spell other races learn.

>>They could be a huge asset to a king, but at the same time kings might be afraid mages would take over secretly and rule from the shadows (by mind control spells, say).

Again, if going strictly by D&D rules, psionics/mind control is INSANELY RARE. Only the highest powered, highest level wizards can learn it. You are talking about a lvl40 Prestige power.

The only way a lesser lvl Wizard is going to be a Psion (mind controller) by D&D rules, is if they are by race Illithid, Drow, or Elderine (High Elf) as these are the only races with natural born Psionic powers. Illithids (Mind Flayers) are only allowed as player characters in SpellJammer setting, and Drow are only allowed as player characters in Underdark setting. Both Illithid/Mind Flayers and Drow are copyrighted and trademarked characters, that you can not use in a novel (Wizards of the Coast WILL sue you ass off if you do, they have a worse reputation then Disney does when it comes to taking people to court over copyrights... just look at what they did to their own founder, Gary Gygax!)

>>I'm thinking that in different societies mages might have various roles. With some they might rule, as in a magocracy. Others they likely wouldn't. This could add some variety to a story.

In D&D the term mage and wizard are not interchangeable. They are 2 very distinct, and distinctively different types of magic wielders. Both are divided into sub-groups known as "schools" and within each school are several gulds, then with in each guild are several subgroups divided by which deity each wizard worships. It's a highly detailed hierarchy with massive charts. You'd have to have access to the wizard building splat books to know all of them. The red covered 2ed AD&D Guide to Wizards is the best one with the most detailed charts, but the 3.5ed Wizard Handbook is pretty good as well, and the 4ed has a whole series of books one for each type of wizard school and each type of wizard deity (there are about 200 books in the 4ed magic user guide book set and they run at $45 to $75 each so it can get expensive if you start buying them all) 

>>though I think military application of their power is a big asset too.

You REALLY have never played D&D without homebrewing it big time, have you? Wizards, if played by the rules with no homebrew alterations, are a MAJOR liability in battle. To effectively use a wizard in battle, they stay off the battlefield, with a fighter, preferable a ranger guarding them, while they cast a spell. They start casting on their first move and if the battle lasts 5 moves, they'll have a spell. They are best at casting a wide range spell, near the end of the battle, to take out all the wounded enemies at once, allowing the other players to focus on the boss

Wizards are the weakest players in D&D, they have the weakest physical strength, the weakest dexterity, the weakest constitution, and can be killed in a single hit, by even the weakest of fighters. Wizards are not allowed to wear armour, because their physical strength is so low they can not carry enough weight to wear armour.

Wizards are also very poor in D&D, because of their weak strength which means they can not carry gold coins, because the weight of gold is too heavy for them. Each gold coin weighs 2lbs, 10 gold coins is 20lbs of weight and a wizard can only carry 60 lbs, and they have all their spell casting materials to carry. Unless your DM lets the wizard have a pack mule or a horse and cart to carry extras, they are going to be very poor. Silver is even too heavy for a wizard to carry. Wizards can only carry copper coins and even then are usually limited to only 10 or so. Wizards are always poor in D&D if you go strictly by the rules and don't homebrew it.

Interestingly when told this fact, MOST D&D players are shocked to learn that their DM went homebrew on the weight of items to carry and removed it from game play. In actual D&D game play with no changes, a character can only carry 90lbs of items INCLUDING the weight of their weapons and armour... all characters except wizards that is, wizards being limited to only carrying 60lbs of items.

Almost no DM ever bothers to calculate the weight players carry so unless the player actually owns the DMG they have no clue how limited their characters are actually supposed to be.

If you are playing Wizards in Ravenloft or SpellJammer where Insanity comes into play, your character increases in insanity every time he casts a spell, and once insanity is full, he goes full on chaotic and starts targeting fellow players in battle instead of the enemy.

In game, if D&D is played strictly by the rules, without any homebrew alterations, your wizard can't make a move without a fighter or rogue staying with them at all times, to protect them and keep them alive. D&D magic users by the rules are shit in battle.

Additionally, until a Wizard reaches level 10, he has to roll the d20 to find out if his spell backfires, with the DM chartered weighted to give backiring a HIGH chance of happening, thus a pre-lvl 10 Wizard has a high chance of their fireball setting their own hands on fire putting them out of commision for 3 or 4 or more rounds while they heal.

In D&D a pre-lvl10 Wizard is assumed to be a student still learning how to cast, thus why the high self damage fumble rate.

Until a wizard has leveled up to minimum level 10, they are weak as shit and a major liability to the group.

So, once again looking at your question...

>>After all, it might be hard to stop them (without help from other mages anyway).

No, in D&D, if you play the game by the book without homebrewing the rules, Wizards a weak as shit and the EASIEST characters to take down. They CAN NOT cast at will and must spend days prepping materials, meditating, and performing highly detailed rituals, while another player protects their weak asses, just to cast one spell. Casting at will is a HOME BREW rule that many DM's choose to allow, to make their Wizard players on more even ground with the other players. Casting at will is NOT a standard D&D rule allowed by the actual DMG.

Thus in a novel setting, the only way it would be hard to stop a D&D wizard, would be if you tossed out the D&D ceremonial ritual practices of wizards and replace it with the homebrew ability of casting at will.

I'm questioning, based of what you say here, if you've ever actually played D&D, if so, what edition, and how much homebrewing did your DM do with the rules as it really sounds like you have no clue at all what a D&D wizard is, what they are capable of, or how incredibly limited and weak a D&D wizard actually is. It really doesn't sound like you've ever played any edition of D&D by the actual rules and have only played some seriously home brewed DM created rules instead.

>>I'm thinking of this being the second option you stated in the story. Warfare would indeed be a major use for them. I think it would have a social effect similar to cannons, making a more powerful central state possible, even an absolute monarchy. If one person has enough mages at their command they could put down rebellious nobles and commoners pretty easily.

Again, this is completely impossible if you are going to use D&D rules, due to the fact they are useless in battle, and even a noble with an army of mages would be beaten by a Kindergarten class of 5 year olds, who could easily punch the daylights out of the physically weak mages.

>>D & D mages are insanely powerful, and would probably form the ruling class unless there was a serious campaign of repression against them.

ONLY with a homebrew alteration to their casting abilities. Their fumble sets are so over the top handicapped that their chances of casting a spell properly are not good.

>>I think they would be sought after commodities, as magic is very useful for many reasons. They might be enslaved in some cases, but that seems like a dangerous proposition, since once a mage grows more powerful that could go badly for the owner. Fellow mages might help each other out as well, and not tolerate that. I think them being like clergy is a good idea. Well, the good mages at least.




>>However, I'm wondering how they would fit into a medieval setting exactly.

Researching real world medieval wizards might help/.

>>As loyal servants for nobles without magic?

>>Or would they be the nobles?

>>After all, it might be hard to stop them (without help from other mages anyway).

Not if you are using D&D instructions by the book. There are NO cases of a wizard in D&D just randomly POOF and it happens... they have to collect the items, meditate to build up energy, make the spell, then perform a ritual to cast the spell. In most cases it takes 2 days minimum to prepare a spell, provided the DM has first let your wizard gather/buy the materials to prep the spell. Then in battle, it takes 2 moves minimum to cast the spell and up to 5 moves depending on the spell - 2 moves if the spell is pre prepared and installed in a wand - 1 move to meditate, plus 1 move to cast it, it doesn't go into effect until the 3rd move. It takes 2 moves to prep the spell if not pre-prepared and already in a wand.

It however is not uncommon for DMs to home brew how Wizards cast spells and allow the player to just cast as a move, same way the fighters attack as a move.

(I'm a DM, btw, as well as a player who plays a wizard in 3 different game groups. I own more then 2,000 D&D books, and have played and DMed ALL edition 1ed, 1AD&D, 2edAD&D, 3ed, 3.5ed, 4ed, 4.5ed, 5ed, as well as Pathfinder, GreenRonind20, and several others, and have been doing so since 1982. And as a player, I ALWAYS play wizards.)

In any case, Wizards are incredibly shitty in battle because they require a fighter to be protecting them for their first 3 moves during a battle, costing the group 1 fighter, thus why it is recommended to have 2 fighters in your game group.

>>A bit of both perhaps. They could be sort of warrior monks, or at least clerics. I'm keen on the archmage pope idea :D

Only in 4ed are magic users allowed to dual class with a fighting class. Warrior Mages, Battle mages, etc, do not exist in any other D&D edition, and even in 4ed they are a prestige class that you have to reach lvl40 before you can add the warrior class to your sorcerer class (only sorcerers can dual class to become battle mages)

>>I'm writing a fantasy story with mages who have abilities roughly like those in the standard D&D game.

You do keep saying mages, which is dramatically different from a wizard, and never gains any high level or powerful rank at all, at east not in D&D. There is no reason for people to fear a D&D mage the way they would fear a D&D wizard, due to their very weak power set.

All of that said, there is no reason why you must stick with D&D rules for your story, especially considering I can't see that you are using any D&D rules at all to begin with, which is why I'm confused as to why you started out by saying you were using D&D wizards to begin with.

In any case, it sounds like you have a pretty good idea of where you want to take your story, so I don't think you need to rely on D&D rules to help you out, in fact, the D&D rules being so very different from the mental image you seem to have of wizards, makes me think that if your were to use D&D rules as a guide, you'd probably be seriously holding yourself back.

I think you should toss the idea of using D&D as a basis aside, and run with your own ideas about wizards instead, because it sounds like you've done quite a bit of thought into this already and I really just think focusing on D&D to guide is gonna hold back your creativity here.

I think you'll write a better story if you let your imagination run wild and follow it. I really think you are limiting yourself too much if you focus on D&D when you have such a broader idea of how you want to handle wizards in your novel.

The social position of mages from fantasywriters

When I think of real world Wizards, I think of very religious men, who, devoted to their god, became soothsayers and visionaries, interpreters of dreams, spirit mediums, who talk to angels and demons and believe they are doing the will of god. But are seen by the church as blasphemous heretic pagans.

Most real world mages were outcast by society and hunted by Templars. Only a few were embraced by Kings and employed by nobels.

Because I write wizards, I did a lot of research into real world wizards, and it was incredibly helpful in formulating my own ideas about what I wanted my fictional wizards to be like.

Have you considered researching real wizards, soothsayers, etc from the time period? John Dee and Edward Kelly would be a good place to start. They are two of the most famous real world wizards (a Necromancer and an Alchemist), and I think Nostradamus is perhaps the most famous real world wizard of all time, followed by Jacob and Daniel and Joseph.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Dee

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Kelley

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostradamus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph

Real world Grimoires used by real world wizards:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Enoch

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Abramelin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Key_of_Solomon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesser_Key_of_Solomon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimorium_Verum

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Grimoires

Real world magic:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Magic_(paranormal)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Hermeticism

More info about real world wizards:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:English_occultists

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Scottish_occultists

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Occultists_by_nationality

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:English_alchemists

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Alchemists_by_nationality

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:British_psychics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:English_psychics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Scottish_psychics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Psychics_by_nationality

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:English_astrologers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:British_astrologers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Scottish_astrologers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Astrologers_by_nationality

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:English_spiritual_mediums

Also, look into various real world magic arts of the era:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renaissance_magic

Hopefully these links will help you out.

Good luck with your book!

Where to find more info on my methods to writing Elf culture, Elf society, Elf ethics, and the Elven way of life (aka other writing related articles that started out in life as Reddit answers):

  1. What makes an Elf an Elf?
  2. Moon Elves - Albinism in The Quaraun Series.
  3. How To Write Hot Sex - Video Interview On Elf Sex Lives
  4. On Writing A Clinically Insane Character Accurately, While Avoiding The Psychopath Stereotype
  5. Wizards vs Witches vs Sorcerers: How are they different?
  6. FAQs About Quaraun
  7. Psychedelics In A 'High' High Fantasy World (High Elves Getting High)
  8. High, High Elves: Elves on Opium | Drug Use 
  9. Writing Horror That Features Violence Against Children 
  10. Spell-casting Side Effects of Magic
  11. Child Sacrifice in Fantasy Novels
  12. Meet the Characters - Who is GhoulSpawn
  13. Marriage in Moon Elf Culture 

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i just found out there is yet another bizarre rumour going around. where are these wild rumours coming from? who is starting them? and why?

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since I've been flooded with hundreds of messages the past two weeks asking if I still own "the world's most haunted car", yes, and here it is, filmed today May 18, 2026… but my son Xavier is dead, i am crippled and given that people are AGAIN showing up calling my Dodge "haunted", calling my friend "an alien", calling me "transgender", and spreading wild defamation slander connecting me to Stephen King, I think I need to start taking down the contact information of every blogger, podcaster, youtuber, and social media account spreading these rumors, and sue every single one of them for CAUSING my car to be cut in half May 10, 2010, for CAUSING the backhoe that drove over my house August 8, 2013, for CAUSING my son's murder November 14, 2013, for CAUSING me to be crippled and in a wheelchair November 14, 2013, and for CONTINUING to CAUSE harassers to show up in person to harass me near daily, STILL now in 2026. EVERYONE telling you my car is haunted, telling you my friend is an alien, calling my car "the goldeneagle", calling my friend "Etiole", or trying to connect me or my car to Stephen King, is lying to you. They crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, and a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet identified the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club and the FBI believes that it is friends and family of the woman who did it, are the ones who started and spread the rumors saying my car is haunted, saying I'm an alien abductee, saying all kinds of similar bs about aliens, ufos, ghosts, witchcraft, demons, and Stephen King connections, even though I don't believe in ghosts, aliens, ufos, demons, and had never heard of Stephen King before 30k of his fans showed up in my yard trying to find my car! FBI believes the backhoe driver and the murderer are the same person and it is a developer who wanted my land and so started the Stephen King, ghost, and alien rumors all in an attempt to drive me off my land, and when it didn't work they drove a backhoe over my house, and when that didn't work they crippled me and killed my son. Why are they doing this? How do I get them to stop?

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Do you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine on August 8, 2013? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me July 26, 2016 at scarborough WalMart,... they arrived the first time with a backhoe on August 8, 2013, that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since....

... which means it is now only a few weeks from the 14th anniversary of my son's murder. I was 8 month pregnant November 14, 2013, and a student ay SMCC, and coming out of the Buglight Lighthouse art studio after art class, when a still unidentifiedwoman wielding a golf club attacked me, severed my spine, while I was 8 months pregnant, triggered early labour, then killed my son minutes after he was born.

While accusing me of being transgender, screaming "transvestite freak" and "look at that thing, that's Ken's son in a dress"... while I was 8 months pregnant.

eelkats_house_before_after.jpgMy house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son and crippled me, arrived the first time with a backhoe that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since.

The backhoe driver returned November 14, 2013, armed with a golf club, used it to break my spine and smash my baby's brains out on the ground

On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.

She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.

The attack also triggered labour.

My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.

Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.

The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.

The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.

Thus we come to 2014, and the full swing change of the series I write. WHY my series, went from just a transman main character living life, to the full blown Mpreg genre series that it now is today.

Before the attack, I had a chance of having a baby. I don't know. And because I'm in America, I'm too old to adopt. You have to be under 45 years old to adopt a baby. That is the law in America. I was informed this, when we tried to adopt, now that my injuries leave me unable to get pregnant a 9th time.

Thus began my obsessively writing, my transman main character, pregnant. Always pregnant now. Every time. Every story. Stories that now fully focus on pregnancy, labour, miscarriages, babies dying, babies living, raising babies... the whole series, since 2014 has devolved into an outright baby obsession.

Meanwhile, reborn baby dolls were suggested to me by my therapist, and have also become a deeply obsessive part of my life. Because 13 years ago my son was murdered minutes after he was born, because a transphobic bigot mistook me for being transgender, I'm STILL in a wheelchair, struggling to relearn to use my arms and legs, now 13 years later, and I'm still DAILY dealing with police officers and FBI agents who while they are trying to find my son's killer, they are also daily reminding me... oh, yeah, my son was murdered, literally ripped out of my belly, by a transphobe. Who still has not been located and walks free to kill again.

The golfclub woman as she looked during the golf club attack at Southern Maine community college November 14, 2013. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

Clairescreenshot.pngIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The golfclub woman as she looked during the shopping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart July 26, 2016. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

zzzz999ClaireRed2016-screenshotIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The 2nd woman as she looked at both attacks, her hair goes all the way down to her knees. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

Kendrascreenshot.pngIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer's accomplice, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

I am a legally blind quadriplegic, and low verbal, I have also published 138 novels in the last 48 years. It's not as impossible as people think. The problem being blind and quadriplegic, medically have different meanings then how those two words are used medically.

Fewer than 3% of all blind people see nothing. While 97% people who are classified as fully blind are able to see up to two feet in front of them. Legally blind means I can see more then two feet in front of me but not far enough to see twenty feet in front of me. In my case I can see about eight feet.

Quadriplegic, has varying levels, it means having a damaged nerve bundle in the spinal column causing limited mobility of all 4 limbs, (in my case this was done by a women wielding a golf club, who also beat my 8 month infant's head to pulp on the parking lot tarmak, at the same time she severed my spine with the same golf club; both on November 14, 2013; the FBI investigation into my son's murder and my being crippled has gone on now for 13 years, a few weeks away from 14 years now, and the FBI has still not identified the killer or her motive). Contrary to popular misconception, quadriplegic does NOT mean ZERO movement, it means means limited movement, specifically in means unable to lift arms over head, unable to grip fingers around objects to pick them up, and unable to stand for more then 5 minutes to a time. Because there are so many thousands of nerves in each limb it is actually very rare for there to be 100% no movement, but how much, and to what extent varies by patent depending upon the specific point of injury to the spinal column.

Meaning typing is still possible for over 60% of all quadriplegics.

In my case, it was the lower spine that was severed, cutting off completly my ability to move my right leg, leaving limited feeling in my left leg, and an ability to stand but not walk, with crutches, for the first 9 years. I regained enough nerve growth in my legs by the 9th year to be able to take ten or twelve steps allowing me to get out of bed for the first time since the golf club attack; This in turn lead to me being able to start using a wheelchair, as I was able to sit upright for the first time as well.

Because the shattered vertebrae bone fragments are broken off completly and embedded into the nerve bundle just above my tailbone, doctors were saying I would never walk again, but now at 13 years, I am able to push mu wheelchair like a walker, a distance of almost a thousand steps a day. Though doctors are still doubtful I will ever walk "normally" again, I have proven them wrong, when their said 13 years ago, that I would never walk again at all.

But because of the placement of the damage to my spine, regaining hand use, was always thought possible, it was just a matter of waiting long enough for nerve regrowth, along side daily finger exercises. I was able to continue writing, after becoming quadriplegic, because I still have use of my right thumb, and 2 fore figures of my right hand. And can type 90 words per minute with those 3 fingers.

I however have no wrist strength, elbow strength, or shoulder strength, so I am not able to form a fist, or lift objects, or brush my hair, or my teeth, all thing I have to have my caretaker do. But, those things are not needed for typing. Unfortunately, my pinky and ring fingers are "nerve dead" and drag over the keyboard, and cause horrific spelling errors and typos, which are incredibly frustrating to deal with.

Unfortunately trying to edit errors myself, just makes the errors worse, because those same two fingers drag over the keyboard yet again. Prior to the golf club attack, I rarely had spelling errors; now I got more spelling errors then someone is learning English as second language. Editing is a challenge, that I've had to accept, I simply can not do myself, and I have to hire several editors to help with that.

Low verbal means sounds can still be made, sounds that software programs like Dragon can be trained to recognize and translate, and type into full words. More then half my novels were typed with this method.

I still have a long ways to go before I am anything close to being able to do the things I could do before the golf club woman beat my baby's brains out and shattered my spine. And you know what's more frustrating then how slow mu medical progression has been? The fact that it's been 13 years and the police and FBI are still coming up at dead ends as to who the woman who murdered my baby was, or why she even did it.

My son's 14th birthday is only a few weeks away, but he didn't even get to live long enough to celebrate his 1st birthday, I don't even know why. And I can't wait to regain my ability to walk again, because regaining my ability to walk, means gaining the ability to go outside and start looking for my son's murderer myself instead of sitting at home trapped in a wheelchair waiting for the police and FBI to to find her. So, writing isn't a big priority for me anymore. I only write now, as a way to exercise my hands, in between relearning to walk.

Never let a disability stop you. Plenty of writers, artists, athletes, do not let either blindness, speech impediments, or limited mobility hold then back from perusing their careers.

Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

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