EelKat Wendy C Allen - Dark Fantasy Author


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Please be aware that nearly every page on this website contains spoilers to something. I talk about a lot of fandoms, and go into great detail analyzing them when I do. If I am talking about The Witcher series, InuYasha, Disney Ducks, the Quaraun series, or any other fandom, you WILL encounter spoilers about it. 

Avallac'h in The Elven Catacombs
of The Duen Hen Salt Mines
aka Avallac'h's Velen Hideout
Avallac'h in his Velen Hideout
| Pictures from Witcher 3 |

All images on this page are from:
The Witcher 3: 
Wild Hunt 
|Game of the Year Edition| 
Completionist Run: 
The Avallac'h Playthrough
(Watch It Live HERE)


Avallac'h in The Elven Catacombs of The Duen Hen Salt Mines aka Avallac'h's Velen Hideout

Avallac'h in his Velen Hideout | Pictures from Witcher 3 - I just felt like uploading pictures of Avallac'h today. This page serves no other purpose. 


I've seen streamers complain that Avallac'h was a pampered arrogant wealthy guy, bitching and moaning of his wealth... and yet, there is no evidence he is wealthy, not in either the game or the novels, and they overlook, that this tiny, cluttered room is his bedroom, that dirty mat is his bed, and this is where he both lives and sleeps...which matches what we were told in the novels... that he lived in a cave, had no bed, and slept on a pile of old ragged furs.
Lara Dorren's grave. Avallac'h's beloved ex-wife, whom he buried in the backroom of his cave house.

This is not me answering a question from anyone, but rather, this time, I am asking the question to YOU.

How does a destitute, homeless hermit who wears rags and owns nothing, get classified as a rich, wealthy man who looks down on poor people?

I've seen streamers complain that Avallac'h was a pampered arrogant wealthy guy, bitching and moaning of his wealth... 

...and yet, there is no evidence he is wealthy, not in either the game or the novels, and they overlook, that this tiny, cluttered room in the image above, is his bedroom, that dirty mat is  his bed, and this is where he both lives and sleeps...

...which matches what we were told in the novels... that he lived in a cave, had no bed, and slept on a pile of old ragged furs.

One streamer even stopped playing the game to have an full hour long rant on why Avallac'h is a perfect example of why he hates Elves, citing that Elves were all pampered and wealthy and looked down on Humans because of their wealth.... he compared Avallac'h to wealthy business men who had it out for the poor working guys and made the claim that the only reason Avallac'h hated humans was because Avallac'h was super rich and thought he was better than everyone who didn't have money...

...uhm...

No were in either the games or the novels, are we given any evidence that Avallac'h is either wealthy or that he hates Humans. Quite the contrary, we are given lots of evidence that Avallac'h is struggling to get by, in the game we see him wearing clothes that are torn, ripped, many times repaired, patched, tattered, and dirty... 

...and in the novels, the very first description of Avallac'h, the one given to us by Geralt, described Avallac'h's clothes as old, worn out, torn, and heavily soiled. Geralt, who himself dresses practically in rags because he is so poor, snubs his nose up at Avallac'h and talks in deep disgust over how utterly filthy this Elf's clothes are and goes on to tell us that the cave the Elf lives in is a mess, the floor is littered with piles of feces, states he *(Geralt)* has trouble finding a place to step without stepping in feces, and tells us that the Elf apparently sleeps on the floor on a pile of old rags and furs in the corner.

Later we see a scene of Eredin teasing Avallac'h telling Avallac'h to go take a bath, while also saying Avallac'h lives in a dungheap.

Still later, Ciri tells us that Avallac'h as The Fisher King, lives on a tiny row boat, sleeps on an old fox fur coat, and hasn't bathed or changed his clothes in years, is a hermit, and that his clothes are worn to rags and falling apart.

Even later Geralt tells us that the ancient now mute Fisher King, now living on the rowboat, is a hermit, and is near starved to death.

At no point in the novels do we ever see Avallac'h living in a building, owning any material worldly possessions, or wearing anything other then rags.

And the game, does not contradict this fact. In the game we see that Avallac'h has 2 "houses", one in Velen and one in Skellige. Both are "caves", which are actually the rubled ruin remains of ancient Elf houses, that collapsed centuries ago, and the erosion of time has buried them under dirt, plants, and trees.

Both Dune Heun *(The Velen Hideout)* and Pali Gap *(The Skellige Laboratory)* are dangerous ruins, made of collapsed walls and ceilings, with rubbel littering the floors, and crumbling pillars, statues, graves, sarcofagi, tombstones, and walls scattered about in ruins. In both caves, we see small spaces, where the ruble was pushed aside to create "rooms" between the ruble, and bookshelves, alchemy equipment, tattered rugs, and broken tables are arranged to make the space livable. 

We see the roof leaking, water dripping down on the floors, and a straw bedroll laid out beside a makeshift campfire. This is Avallac'h's bed. The only room that can even remotely pass itself off as livable, is the bedroom where his 5 wives sleep. They have a huge 4-poster bed and a bathtub, and broken lattice room dividers put up to make makeshift walls. Thick layers of dust and cobwebs cover everything.

Aside from the mountainous piles of books crammed into every free space, available, Avallac'h doesn't own a thing.

BOTH of Avallac'h's cave hovels, with all of their "rooms", will fully fit inside **JUST GERALT'S BEDROOM** in Kaer Morhen... if you want to bitch about someone living a pampered life in a big house, fucking look at the castle Geralt' lives in. 

*sheesh*

...it baffles me, the trend in streamers, playing this game, while bitching every time Avallac'h is on screen, how much they hate him because of his wealth, while saying he looks down on poor people.

Where do they get that from? At what point is he ever looking down on poor people or having any wealth himself?

All that said... these people making this claim, are ALSO stating that Avallac'h's vast wealth is the REASON HE HATES HUMANS...

Wait... what?

Not only does he have no wealth to begin with... he also does not hate Humans!

He hates Cregennon of Lod... A human.... ONE human... because his wife Lara Dorren cuckolded him with Creganon of Lod.

That is NOT Avallac'h hating ALL Humans, that is Avallac'h hating the ONE Human whom his wife cheated on him with.

Avallac'h considers himself "a friend to Humans", and is seen by other Elves as a traitor because he spends time with Humans, helps Humans, rescues Humans, and protects Humans, even from Elves.

The **WHOLE REASON** Avallac'h is living in caves, wearing rags, and is a hermit is **BECAUSE** he was cast out of Elf society because the other Elves branded him as a "Human lover".

The accusations that Avallac'h is either wealthy or that he hates Humans is just plain bizarre.

Indeed, whenever I see a streamer do these, rather commonplace, rants about how wealthy they think Avallac'h is... is just opens a window into that person's own prejudices against anyone with money.

Here's a thought...

You know it says more about YOU and YOUR hatred for others based on social standing, then it does Avallac'h and HIS opinions of others based on social standing, if you look at anything he does or says and translate it as him hating humans, being wealthy, or disliking poor people.

YOU thinking how much you hate everyone wealthier then yourself while you play the game DOES NOT mean the character hates others the same way YOU DO... it simply means that YOU are too blinded by hatred for anyone wealthy to see past your own hatred to see the character as the author wrote them.

Think about it.

What does that say about **YOU**?

It's like how... 

  • * someone who lies all the time, assumes everyone else is a liar, and trusts no one to tell the truth, because they can not imagine others would do anything different from they themselves do.


  • * someone who steals all the time, assumes everyone else is a thief, and barricades their doors with locks, because they can not imagine others would do anything different from what they themselves do.

  • * someone who thinks about sex perversion all the time, assumes everyone else is also a sexually perverted, and thinks everyone is out there raping and torturing and being sexual deviates, because they can not imagine others would do anything different from they themselves do.

Open your eyes, see the truth.

ONLY SOMEONE WHO SEES THEMSELVES AS POOR AND BLAMES THEIR LACK OF WEALTH ON ANYONE WHO HAS WEALTH ... sees everyone around them as being wealthy and out to get them or poor and oppressed by wealthy... and the ONLY reason YOU think Avallac'h is wealthy and looking down on the poor, is because YOU YOURSELF are poor and looking down on the wealthy, blaming them for being too lazy to get a job.

These people are no different then the ones who call Avallac'h a pervert, when there is no basis to call him that.

Only a pervert, could look at an asexual, celibate, 2,000 year old virgin, and think that that an asexual, celibate, 2,000 year old virgin, must be a pervert, because he's raising his 12 year old step-grandbaby.

ONLY SOMEONE WHO IS A SEXUALLY DEVIATED PERVERT THEMSELVES... sees everyone around them as being sexually deviated perverts.

I'm fascinated by how easy it is to tell a person's prejudices, vices, and lack of morals, by how they view fictional characters.


All the Witcher 3 images on this page were edited using 2 software programs: 
VideoPad Professional (not free)
 
John Paul Chacha's Chasys Draw IES Artist (free)

All images on this page are from:
The Witcher 3: 
Wild Hunt 
|Game of the Year Edition| 
Completionist Run: The Avallac'h Playthrough
(Watch It Live HERE)





More Pictures From Witcher 3:

**Pages listed below, are marked as NSFW if it contains more then 10 pictures of nude/topless women, usually Ciri, with bare breasts and nipples... or at least one picture of a vagina, again usually Ciri's**

**NOTE that pages NOT marked as NSFW may also have bare breasts, just fewer then 10 images of them**


If a page listed below is not yet a link, that is because it is still set to private and not yet live, because it has fewer then 50 images on it.

These pages go live after they have 50 images on the page, and it takes a huge amount of time for me to make these images. Each of these Witcher-3-image-collection pages takes 80+ hours to make.

Most of these pages have 300+ images, a few have over 1,000 images. Each page may take a long time to load if you are on mobile or have slow internet.

In total there are more then 15,000 images of Avallac'h spread out across these pages.


Note that these pages are updated daily, with new images added to the appropriate pages after each Twitch stream. *(I play the game daily even when not streaming it, so even days with no stream, these pages get updated)* And as such, these pages are always growing larger, and more pages are always being added.

Eventually I will have a seperate page for EACH and EVERY town and Point of Interest in the game, with a goal of 500 images in each collection. Meaning when this project is finished there will be more the 300 pages, and more then 150,000 images across them.







If This Video Is Active, I'm Live Streaming Right Now...



About This Game Play:


This current mod-making playthrough, is prep for a future fully-lore-friendly playthrough....

The ultimate goal of my mod making playthrough, is to make every character as lore-friendly as possible to how they were described in the novels.

Most specifically though we are transforming as much of the game as possible to match Chapter 5 of the novel Lady of the Lake, when Ciri lived with Avallac'h the first time, on The Lake of Avalon.

This current playthrough is largely a lot of test runs of hundreds of mods. It is being played open world with quests rarely happening, to allow us to run tests of various mods as I build them.

Due to the fact that the game engine, scripts, and other files is often open and being edited while I'm playing the game, this current playthrough is very unstable with bugs and glitches happening  daily and game crashes happening, sometimes as often as every few minutes.

You are witnessing a live overhaul and full rewrite of the game, that when finished will be used in a complete (more normal style) playthrough of the game.

However do not expect to see the lore-friendly playthrough any time soon. 

I began building this overhaul mod May 13, 2018 and have worked on it daily for 4 to 12 hours a day, all of it streamed here on Twitch, and... 

...while we've now altered over 2,000 script files, more than 7,000 textures, several hundred meshes, 400+ xml files, dozens of ini files, and have now begun work on changing 3D models...

...this project is far from finished and could see as much as another 3 years of daily work before completion.

UPDATE: October 5, 2020... it is now nearing 3 years since starting, and  there are now more than 20,000 files edited in this project, and no end is yet in sight.



Computer  stats: 

Motherboard: Asus Z170

Processor: i7-7000 @4.20GHz

RAM: 64 GB

Graphics Card: NVirdia 1070 GTX

Capture Card: AVerMedia Live Gamer HD

Hard Drive: There are 11 hard drives by various brands, in total there is 88TB of harddrive on the computer

Cooling system: There are 8 fans and a liquid cooling system inside the computer; plus not attached to the computer, are 2 house fans and a house air conditioner... which are required to keep the computer from overheating during my daily 9 hour streams.

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There are a lot more parts on the computer, but those above are the base requirements if you want to build a gaming rig capable of running Witcher 3 with over 4,000 mods, including over 20,000 custom graphics added to the game.

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Keyboards: I use 2 keyboards... a full size mechanical with rainbow lights and a mini-size wireless.

Headphones: After going through over a dozen headphones each a different brand and model, some costing several hundreds of dollars, and all suffered the same problem of breaking at the swivel point, I finally found one that did not break at it's swivels and have used them since 2016.

Monitors: I use multiple monitors and change and add more every year or so, which monitor I have is different at any given time. As a general rule, my set of monitors is whatever was the biggest screen, curved screen, gaming monitor that was a new release during that year's Black Friday sale.

Mouse: I have 6 wireless, all the same, and just switch them out mid stream when the batteries die.

Camera: This is the camera & mic I use for my IRL vlogs, car vlogs, and shopping vlogs.

Webcam: This is the camera & mic used for the facecam on my Witcher 3 streams.

I do not use a mic. I've tried several over the years, and every one of them, couldn't come close to having the quality of the mic that came built in to each of those 2 cameras above, so I discontinued using a seperate mic and just use the 2 cameras' built in mics now.

2nd Camera: The other camera I use. Usually this one is for the stills of my flowers, garden, pets, and cars, but it is sometimes used for video recordings as well. This camera is mostly used for the photography prints I sell on Zazzle.

Camera stands: I use Gorilla Pods for all of my cameras.

I have more cameras, used for my photography, but those does get used for streaming or vlogging so no need to list them here.

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The base computer was built in 2016, and cost just under $3,000 to build. But has been upgraded and expanded on a regular basis every few months since than. In total the computer cost over $15,000 to build, spent over a period of 4 years.

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Video Editing Software: VideoPad Professional

Text/Code Editing Software: EditPad

Image Editing Software: John Paul Chacha's Chasys Draw IES Artist

File Organizer: yWriter