Is Quaraun gay?
Quaraun FAQs

By Wendy C Allen

Wendy Christine Allen, Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author, Artist, Illustrator, & Art Car Designer
Counting Down to the 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)

Is Quaraun gay? 

This question and a wide range of variations gets asked so much, but oddly not online, not by readers... rather instead by random locals in Biddeford and Old Orchard Beach, Maine, and it's not asking, either, it's yelling, acusing, throwing rocks, and driving a backhoe over my house while chanting "too gay for the family friendly town of old orchard beach".

These locals with their rampemnt gay hatred and transphobia, cut my car in half, drove a backhoe over my house, crippled me with a golf club, and murdered my infant son with a gold club, all because for some reason, they got it into their heads, my characters, my FICTIONAL characters were gay, so, let's talk about that.

my house at 146 Portland ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013 and August 8, 2013.

Answering the many variations of "is Quaraun gay?", "why do you write a drag queen?", "who is top/who is bottom?", "who is submissive/dominate?", etc.

Answering the many variations of "is Quaraun gay?", "why do you write a drag queen?", "who is top/who is bottom?", "who is submissive/dominate?", etc.

So, I figured, since I get so many variations of this question, asked so often, I should probably put this answer here on the front page.

1: Is Quaraun gay.?

Yes and no. It depends on how you look at it.

Gay mean a male who is in loves with/is attracted to other males.

Biologically, Quaraun is a cis-female, aka was born with a vagina.

Quaraun lives in a dystopian zombie apocalypse society, very similar to the one found in The Walking Dead TV show, where zombies rule the world, and the living are near extinct. Planet Vesonta (the world Quaraun lives on) has twenty-one billion undead and only seven million living on it. The zombie plague impacts females more serverly then males, and as such, while there are seven million living people, only around one thousand of them are female.

Due to this reason, males have become vicious predators, raiding every settlement/community they can find in search of females/women to kidnap. Villages whom have a female in their community, guard the woman and try to hide the fact that she exists.

Such is the case with The UnSeelie Court.

1. Quaraun is the Elf Queen, married to the Faerie King, and together they rule The UnSeelie Court. But due to the scarcity of females in general, Quaraun is now in hiding in plain sight, living as a male Elf, now passing as The Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court instead of it's Queen.

Quaraun is transgender, not by choice, but by forced circumstances.

Quaraun does not like living as a male. This is a constant source of conflict, as Quaraun is very much a girly-girl who like wearing pink dresses and frilly ruffles.

1. Other then using male pronouns, Quaraun makes no attempt whatsoever to pass for male. He still LOOKS female, he still grows his hair like Rapunzel and wears female hairstyles. He still wears pink princess dresses and regal queen's royal gowns.

Quaraun's use of male he/him pronouns, confuses the Humans who encounter The UnSeelie Court, and most Humans are satisfied to be told "He's an Elf, they just look and dress more like women, then women do."

Quaraun's ability to survive in the zombie apocalypse, is fully dependant upon his ability to convince people outside The UnSeelie Court that he is in fact a male, and so he has agreed to use he/him pronouns, and agrees to the title of "The Pink Necromancer" aka "Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court", instead of "Queen of The UnSeelie Court".

Quaraun is power hungry, and has convinced himself the as advisor to the King, The Royal Court Mage has more authority then the Queen of the UnSeelie Court does.

It is no secret that Quaraun is married to the King of the UnSeelie Court, which mean Quaraun also has to pass himself off as a gay man even though he is a straight woman.

Quaraun is also, frequently pregnant, usually by his husband the King of the UnSeelie Court, but also often by his mage apprentice whom Quaraun is having an affair with.

Quaraun's frequent pregnancies further complicate things, as it becomes difficult to pass himself off as male, when he's waddling around like a beached whale who ate a giant watermelon.

The entire base plot point of the series is that Quaraun is a cis-biological-female mage who became Queen of The UnSeelie Court, but then a few years later a zombie apocalypse happened and she now has to live as a male in order to stay alive in a society where males are actively hunting for females.

And so... no, Quaraun is not gay, because Quaraun is a cis/biological female, whom has a husband and a male lover.

but yes, in order to not blow his cover, Quaraun has to publicly present himself as a gay man in order to be married to the King.

But also you are using terms found in Gay Erotica for a straight couple.

1. ---You see, had you ACTUALLY READ the books, you would KNOW that Quaraun has a vagina, AND a "steampunk" gold plated mechanical "penis" that he wears as well.

• ---You would also know that when a person discovered his mechanical gold plated metal penis, and asks about it, that he tells people, his penis was cut off and he reconstructed it out of gold rings.

1. ---You would also know that, the gold penis ring contraption, is worn with a metal chastity belt style underwear that completely covered and hides his vagina.

And as such, you would know that Quaraun is a female who is disguised as a male. Which would further lead you to know that the words "top" and "bottom" do not apply here.

The terms "top and bottom" are used to say "here we have two males, this one is the 'top' because he likes to stick his penis inside of holes; while that one there is 'bottom' because he likes having things stuffed in his ass".

You don't use "top" or "bottom" for female characters because they lack a penis.

Because a female lacks a penis, she is not capable of being a top and is only capable of being a bottom. Top means the one who puts their penis in. Bottom means the one who receives the penis. And it's only used in books about gay men, to define who in the couple give penetration vs who in the couple receives penetration.

If you are writing a straight couple, there is no need to use "top" vs "bottom" at all.

And I'm thinking perhaps this is what is confusing you?

Also... uhm... drag queen?

You don't know what a drag queen is do you?

A Drag Queen is a type of professional circus clown. It is a male comedian, who dresses like an over the top female, then makes sex jokes about men on a live stage, usually at bars, casinos, or night clubs. It is literally a JOB. Drag Kings are female comedians who dress as over the top men and make sex jokes about women. Again, it's literally a type of stage performance CAREER. Also, woman can be Drag Queens and men can be Drag Kings.

At what point do you see Quaraun in the job of circus clown doing stage comedy skits?

1. Quaraun has two jobs: one, he is a silk weaver/silk merchant and two, he is a battle mage/commanding officer of the UnSeelie Court's army. The series always only ever refers to him as "The Silk Merchant" or "The Royal Court Mage", at no point is the tern drag queen ever used in the series, and at no point is Quaraun ever a stage performer dressed in drag.

In fact, as already stated, Quaraun HATES wearing male clothen, and REFUSES to dress in drag, instead continuing to wear the ball gowns he wore when he was a princess of the Elven Seelie Court, before he married the Faerie King of the UnSeelie Court.

The fact that you could think of Quaraun as a drag queen, amazes me... you got a wild level of lacking reading comprehension, either that or you are just plain stupid ad don't know word meanings very well. I would advice you get a dictionary and read it. You might learn something.

Which brings us to the next point:

"Do you know what transgender means?"

I ask because I see a surprising number of people call a person transgender who is not transgender at all, because transgender was not what the person has assumed the word transgender to mean, and it kind of feels that way here.

1. If a person is MALE and ALSO transgender... then that person was born with a vagina and does not have a penis, because a transgender male is someone who was BORN FEMALE and lives as a male. This is known as transgender male, transman, trans masculine, or trans masc.

If a person is BORN a male and has a penis and ALSO transgender... then that person is a transgender female, transwoman, trans feminine, or trans fem, because they were born male, have a penis, but live as a female.

Quaraun is male and transgender, meaning that Quaraun was born a cis-biological female and has a vagina, meaning there is no "traditional male-female intercourse" in reference to a female partner, but there is "traditional male-female intercourse" in reference to a male partner.

1. Transgender male/transman = born with a vagina, lives as a man, does not have a penis.

• Transgender female/transwoman = born with a penis, lives as a woman, does not have a vagina.

1. Quaraun is a transgender male/transman = born with a vagina, lives as a man, does not have a penis.

But yeah, terms like top and bottom, really don't apply unless you got two penises in the dynamic. And terms like "submissive" really don't exist outside of the BDSM genre, so if you aren't writing Gay Porn you don't need "top" or "bottom" and if you aren't writing BDSM you don't need "submissive" and similar terms at all.

And seeing how my series is neither Gay Porn nor Erotica nor BDSM, I don't use any of those terms at all.

Real people, in real life sexual relationships, just don't talk like that. It really is only in porn and erotica that you see those terms used. And yet I do not write either porn or erotica, so why would you be expecting such words in use in my books? The fact that YOU are using those words, tells me that YOU are reading erotica and watching porn and have never had any real relationships with real people, otherwise you would not think these words are normal use words.

But it seems that what you really want to know, is who has sex with who and how?

Quaraun is married to BoomFuzzy.

GhoulSpawn is Quaraun's live-in lover.

Quaraun is asexual, has zero interest in sex, is perfectly content to never have sex, and has absolutly no sex drive whatso ever.

Quaraun is an extremely beautful she-Elf and everyone is horny as fuck when they look at Quaraun. This annoies Quaraun greatly because Quaraun hates sex and hates that every one every where wants to have sex with him.

BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a bloodthirsty, vampire-like, blood drinking, Human flesh eating, shapeshifting Faerie who takes the form of a Kelpie-like Unicorn. Literally, he's a horse. He can look like anything or anyone he wants to, be any gender, be any animal, plant, or tree... like a mimic he can be inanimate objects too... if he wants to eat you, he'll toss your bathtub out the window, turn into your bathtub, wait for you to jump in, then swallow you whole and turn back into a unicorn.

BoomFuzzy frequently changes form to look like whatever Human is in charge of the area, kills and eats said Human, then takes over the settlment by pretending to be the leader. At one point he took on the role of a Black man who was King of Scotland, after killing said king. Quaraun met BoomFuzzy while in this form and fell in love with him. BoomFuzzy retains the form of a Black Scottish King, as his default form ever since marrying Quaraun.

Because no one knows what BoomFuzzy's actual true form looks like, no one knows if he is a cis-male or a cis-female, or if he is a humanoid creature at all. He tells people the unicorn is his true form, but no one knows if this is true or not.

BoomFuzzy has a perverted, vulgar vocabulary, talks about sex constantly, and self describes himself as "the double dicked horny unicorny", talks constantly of his two penises, and is maddly in love with Quaraun, calling Quaraun his soul bound mate. Though BoomFuzzy gives the appearance of being a raving sex maniac, due to his lewd vocabulary, he is in fact very manogamouse and extremely devoted to Quaraun, and would never even consider cheating on Quaraun.

Quaraun submits to sex with BoomFuzzy, because Quaraun likes being pregnant, and is madly in love with BoomFuzzy.

GhoulSpawn is huge, a Satyr standing well over seven feet tall, and is a Demon from literal Hell, having natural born infernal powers, he can summon Hellhouns, Lava Chickens, MagmaSheep, turn lakes into firepits, shoot fire lasers from his horns, throw fireballs with his hands, and rain brimstone from heaven... everyone is scared shitless of him and his god-like powers, as they should be. GhoulSpawn however is very gentle and dislikes hurting anyone.

But, like any Satyr, GhoulSpawn is endlessly horny and really has no morals at all when it comes to sex, he'll have sex with anyone, and his seductive nature, has lead to Quaraun having an affair with him.

While BoomFuzzy is USUALLY the father of most of Quaraun's children... GhoulSpawn is also the father of several of Quaraun's children, as well.

Early in the relationship, GhoulSpawn and BoomFuzzy did not get along. But in most of the series (set several years after GhoulSpawn started living with them), Quaraun is shown to share his bed with BOTH BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn, at the same time, all three of them sleeping together.

It is never stated who is top or bottom or submissive or dominate, due largly to there not being any sex scenes. Sex is not important to the plot, so sex scenes have no reason to occur on page. You simply see scenes of the three of them either getting ready for bed and there being only one bed, or scenes of the three of them waking up, with Quaraun curled up between BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn, all three of them snuggled in bed together.

Who does what in regards to sex is left up to the reader's imagination.

All three of them are very dominate, very head strong, always have to have their way, and are butting heads with each other over everything because of it. None of them is submissive at all. BoomFuzzy however is extremely violent and will/does beat up Quaraun and GhoulSpawn, to the point that GhoulSpawn is terrified of BoomFuzzy and will back down and act submissive if he sees BoomFuzzy's temper flaring. Quaraun however, rarely backs down, doesn'y know when to shut up, and usually "submits" only AFTER he gets punched unconsious by BoomFuzzy.

The problem here is not the questions themselves, but how I recieve the questions. They come from a group of around a dozen locals, mostly men, along with a couple of women, who show up around the Biddedord McAuthor Library... yes, in person, yes, on my street, yes, only a few hundred feet from my driveway.

Across the street from the library is a Planned Parenthood office, and this group, comes from a local church, and stands there with various signs of protest, including "god hates fags".

I have had to stop walking my dog to the right side of my driveway, because I have to walk past this group, to do so.

No, these questions are not emailed to me, as I don't have email.

Yes, these questions arrive in person, while a group of over a dozen enranged, angrey, hate filled people literally surround my wheelchair, put their hands on my wheelchair, start shaking my wheelchair, and on two occasions grabbed me and threw me out of my wheelchair then threw my wheelchair in the Saco River!

All the while, they are chanting "god hates fags" while one deranged evengelical elderly man around 80 years old, yells at me:

"Why do you write a drag queen!"

"Is Quaraun Gay! You're going to hell if he is!"

"You fucking transvestite freak!"

And I can't eat at McDonald's in Biddeford anymore, I have to go all the way to Kennebunk or Saco, because this same group of deranged elderly religion nuts, lioterers at the Biddeford McDonalds for 8+ hours a day!

And Quaraun is a frigging JellyFish! Literally, he's a JellyFish, who wears the skin of a dead Elf like a mask to try to blend in with society.

Quaraun gets pregnent by self replicating and switching between a medusa and polyps.

Without the Elf skin he wears, he doesn't even have sex organs and is not even capable of sex at all!

An actual literal jellyfish, this one:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_dohrnii

Quote from Wiki:

----"Turritopsis dohrnii, also known as the immortal jellyfish, is a species of small, biologically immortal Medusozoa (jellyfish)[2][3] found worldwide in temperate to tropic waters. It is one of the few known cases of animals capable of completely reverting to a sexually immature, colonial stage after having reached sexual maturity as a solitary individual.

Like most other hydrozoans, T. dohrnii begin their lives as tiny, free-swimming larvae known as planulae. As a planula settles down, it gives rise to a colony of polyps that are attached to the sea floor. All the polyps and medusa arising from a single planula are clones.[4] The polyps form into an extensively branched form, which is not commonly seen in most jellyfish. Jellyfish, also known as medusae, then bud off these polyps and continue their life in a free-swimming form, eventually becoming sexually mature. When sexually mature, they are known to prey on other jellyfish species at a rapid pace. If the T. dohrnii jellyfish is exposed to environmental stress, physical assault, or is sick or old, it can revert to the polyp stage, forming a new polyp colony.[5] It does this through the cell development process of transdifferentiation, which alters the differentiated state of the cells and transforms them into new types of cells.

Theoretically, this process can go on indefinitely, effectively rendering the jellyfish biologically immortal,[3][6] although in practice individuals can still die. In nature, most Turritopsis dohrnii are likely to succumb to predation or disease in the medusa stage without reverting to the polyp form.[7]

The capability of biological immortality with no maximum lifespan makes T. dohrnii an important target of basic biological aging and pharmaceutical research.[8] "

Quaraun is one of those, living inside the hollowed out skull of the Elf he killed.

I am so baffled as to why this local group of old men and sweet looking little violent grannies, is so sex crazed and full of rage, and why are they taking it out on a crippled woman in a wheelchair, just because somehow they got it into their heads that my characters are somehow gay or tansgender or whatever else it is they think they are?

What the fuck?

And because Quaraun is an actual literal jellyfish, he doesn't have a gender at all. Jellyfish are asexual, meaning they self impregnant with no partner. Jellyfish are hemaphodites, meaning each one is BOTH male and female.

Quaraun is asexual - meaning he self impregnant with no partner, because he is a fucking jellyfish.

Quaraun is a hemaphodite, meaning he is BOTH male and female.

Why are you trying to make my characters be human, just to fit YOUR agenda of hatred for transgender people?

Why are you trying to make my characters be human, just to fit YOUR agenda of hatred for gay men?

Just because YOU hate transgender people, does not give you the right to try to twist my characters to fit your politics.

Just because YOU hate gay men, does not give you the right to lable my characters as gay.

My series constantly flips Quaraun from male to female, changing pronouns from he to she, because he's a literal jellyfish, and he doesn't have ANY biological sex organs at all. JellyFish don't have sex organs!

And BoomFuzzy, is constantly stated to be of unknown gender, because he's a mimic like shapeshifter who can and does look like anything or anyone, so no one even knows what gender he was born as or if mimic creatures like him even have a gender at all.

You people are being ridiculous! It's fictional monsters written by a child! And you want to take your perverted political agendas and try to twist my characters to fit your hatred?

Well guess what? I don't like your hatred and because you tried to use my series to spew you hate, I've started doing something new...

1. ...as of the 2024 editions: I've MADE them be a gay poly trio JUST TO SPITE YOU.

1. ...as of the 2024 editions: I've MADE Quaraun transgender JUST TO SPITE YOU.

1. ...as of the 2024, I've starrted supporting LGBTQAI+ people, a thing I didn't know existed before you lashed out at ,me and my fictional characters... JUST TO SPITE YOU.

1. and ...as of the 2024 editions: my series of CHILDREN'S BOOKS WRITING BY A CHILD...is being re-released for it's 50th anniversary... for adults, with sex scenes, something it never had before... JUST TO SPITE YOU.

...because guess what... I'm not the 8 year old child who wrote those original books fifty years ago... the 8 year olf child who wrote the original editions, didn't know what sex, gay, or transgender was... but thanks to you and your false accusations, I've had to Google those words to find out what they were, and now I do know what sex, gay, and transgender means... thank you for teaching me those word existed, because, my series of children's books would STILL be a series of children's books now in their 50th anniversary re-release, but thanks to you, now I'm rewriting them to have sex, gay men, and transgender characters.

You can be so proud of yourself! My series of children's books, has grown up because of your false accusation of them being erotica.

You have have falsly accused my books of being erotica full of sex, gays, and trans, so much, that not only have I changed my newest editions to include sex, gays, and trans, but look at my website! I've changed my entire website to be 24/7 gay and trans pride, JUST TO SPITE YOU.

And just think... before your false accusations, Quaraun was a virgin.

Yeah. There's that too.

That's a big change in the new editions. Quaraun ain't a virgin anymore like he was for the previous five decades of my series.

Furthermore, the series explicitly states over a thousand differant times, that QUARAUN IS A VIRGIN which is WHY he is soul bound to a Unicorn. BoomFuzzy is a mix of Phooka, Kelpie, Each Uisge, Unicorn, and Nuckelavee.

Just like Quaraun is a literal JellyFish, BoomFuzzy is a LITERAL HORSE!

BoomFuzzy is one of these things here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Each-uisge

Quote from Wiki:

----" The each-uisge (Scottish Gaelic: [?x???k??], literally "water horse") is a water spirit in Irish and Scottish folklore, spelled as the each-uisce (anglicized as aughisky or ech-ushkya) in Ireland and cabbyl-ushtey on the Isle of Man. It usually takes the form of a horse, and is similar to the kelpie but far more vicious.

The each-uisge, a supernatural water horse found in the Scottish Highlands, has been described as "perhaps the fiercest and most dangerous of all the water-horses" by the folklorist Katharine Briggs.[1] Often mistaken for the kelpie (which inhabits streams and rivers), the each-uisge lives in the sea, sea lochs, and fresh water lochs.[1] The each-uisge is a shape-shifter, disguising itself as a fine horse, pony, a handsome man or an enormous bird such as a boobrie.[1] If, while in horse form, a man mounts it, he is only safe as long as the each-uisge is ridden in the interior of land. However, the merest glimpse or smell of water means the beginning of the end for the rider, for the each-uisge's skin becomes adhesive and the creature immediately goes to the deepest part of the loch with its victim. After the victim has drowned, the each-uisge tears them apart and devours the entire body except for the liver, which floats to the surface.[1]

In its human form it is said to appear as a handsome man, and can be recognised as a mythological creature only by the water weeds[2] or profuse sand and mud in its hair.[3] Because of this, people in the Highlands were often wary of lone animals and strangers by the water's edge, near where the each-uisge was reputed to live.

Cnoc-na-Bèist ("Hillock of the Monster") is the name of a knoll on the Isle of Lewis where an each-uisge was slain by the brother of a woman it tried to seduce, by the freshwater Loch a’ Mhuileinn ("Loch of the Mill").[3]

Along with its human victims, cattle and sheep were also often prey to the each-uisge, and it could be lured out of the water by the smell of roasted meat. One story from John McKay's More West Highland Tales runs thus:

A blacksmith from Raasay lost his daughter to the each-uisge. In revenge the blacksmith and his son made a set of large hooks, in a forge they set up by the loch side. They then roasted a sheep and heated the hooks until they were red hot. At last a great mist appeared from the water and the each-uisge rose from the depths and seized the sheep. The blacksmith and his son rammed the red-hot hooks into its flesh and after a short struggle killed it. In the morning there was nothing left of the creature apart from a jelly-like substance.

The Scottish folklorist John Gregorson Campbell recorded numerous tales and traditions concerning the Each-uisge. In one account a man who was about to be carried by the water horse into the loch was able to save himself by placing both feet on either side of a narrow gateway the horse was running through, thereby wrenching himself off its back through sheer force. A boy who had touched the horse with his finger and gotten stuck was able to save himself by cutting it off. A Highland freebooter encountered a water horse in its human form and fired his gun at it twice with no effect, but when he loaded it with a coin made of silver and fired again the man retreated and plunged back into the loch. The each-uisge is unpredictable. It has been known to venture forth on land and attack solitary individuals, while in other accounts it will allow itself to be used as farm labour until its owner gets on its back and is carried into the loch. In their predatory hunger water horses may even turn on their own kind if the scent of a previous human rider is strong enough on the monster's body.[4]

Affleck Gray records two each-uisge tales relating to the River Spey in the Cairngorms. The An t-Each Ban was a white water-horse, which despite not being the usual black colour was otherwise "traditional", seeking out travellers on stormy nights in equine form, and leaping with its victims into deep pools. The yellow horse of the Spey was an even more unusual colour and its preferred victims were married couples. Gray also notes that highland each-uisges "appear to have been richly caparisoned", and that if a woman could get ahold of the rich bridles and replace it with a cow shackle then she would have power over the each-uisge for the rest of her life and that the bridle would bring her good fortune.[5]"

and this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelpie

Quote from Wiki:

----" In Scottish folklore, a kelpie, or water kelpie (Scottish Gaelic: each-uisge), is a mythical shape-shifting spirit inhabiting lochs in Scotland. They also inhabit meres and streams in Yorkshire (Jórvik)[1] mythology. Legends of these shape-shifting water-horses, under various names, spread across the British Isles, appearing in the Northern Isles, Irish, Manx, Northern English, and Welsh folklore. It is usually described as a grey or white[2] horse-like creature, able to adopt human form. Some accounts state that the kelpie retains its hooves when appearing as a human, leading to its association with the Christian idea of Satan as alluded to by Robert Burns in his 1786 poem "Address to the Devil".

Almost every sizeable body of water in Scotland has an associated kelpie story, but the most extensively reported is that of Loch Ness. The kelpie has counterparts across the world, such as the Germanic nixie, the wihwin of Central America and the Australian bunyip. The origins of narratives about the creature are unclear, but the practical purposes of keeping children away from dangerous stretches of water and warning young women to be wary of handsome strangers has been noted in secondary literature.

Kelpies have been portrayed in their various forms in art and literature, including two 30-metre-high (100 ft) steel sculptures in Falkirk, The Kelpies, completed in October 2013.

The creature's nature was described by Walter Gregor, a folklorist and one of the first members of the Folklore Society,[22] as "useful", "hurtful", or seeking "human companionship";[23] in some cases, kelpies take their victims into the water, devour them, and throw the entrails to the water's edge.[24] In its equine form the kelpie is able to extend the length of its back to carry many riders together into the depths;[25] a common theme in the tales is of several children clambering onto the creature's back while one remains on the shore. Usually a little boy, he then pets the horse but his hand sticks to its neck. In some variations the lad cuts off his fingers or hand to free himself; he survives but the other children are carried off and drowned, with only some of their entrails being found later. Such a creature said to inhabit Glen Keltney in Perthshire is considered to be a kelpie by 20th-century folklorist Katharine Mary Briggs,[6] but a similar tale also set in Perthshire has an each uisge as the culprit and omits the embellishment of the young boy.[26] The lad does cut his finger off when the event takes place in Thurso, where a water kelpie is identified as the culprit.[27] The same tale set at Sunart in the Highlands gives a specific figure of nine children lost, of whom only the innards of one are recovered. The surviving boy is again saved by cutting off his finger, and the additional information is given that he had a Bible in his pocket."

and this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicorn

Quote from Wiki:

----" The unicorn is a legendary creature that has been described since antiquity as a beast with a single large, pointed, spiraling horn projecting from its forehead.

In European literature and art, the unicorn has, for the last thousand years or so, been depicted as a white horse- or goat-like animal with a long, straight horn with spiraling grooves, cloven hooves, and sometimes a goat's beard. In the Middle Ages and Renaissance, it was commonly described as an extremely wild woodland creature, a symbol of purity and grace, which could be captured only by a virgin. In encyclopedias, its horn was described as having the power to render poisoned water potable and to heal sickness. In medieval and Renaissance times, the tusk of the narwhal was sometimes sold as a unicorn horn.

The predecessor of the medieval bestiary, compiled in Late Antiquity and known as Physiologus popularized an elaborate allegory in which a unicorn, trapped by a maiden (representing the Virgin Mary), stood for the Incarnation. As soon as the unicorn sees her, it lays its head on her lap and falls asleep.[21]:?160? This became a basic emblematic tag that underlies medieval notions of the unicorn, justifying its appearance in both secular and religious art. The unicorn is often shown hunted, raising parallels both with vulnerable virgins and sometimes the Passion of Christ. The myths refer to a beast with one horn that can only be tamed by a virgin; subsequently, some writers translated this into an allegory for Christ's relationship with the Virgin Mary.

The unicorn also figured in courtly terms: for some 13th-century French authors such as Thibaut of Champagne and Richard de Fournival, the lover is attracted to his lady as the unicorn is to the virgin. With the rise of humanism, the unicorn also acquired more orthodox secular meanings, emblematic of chaste love and faithful marriage. It plays this role in Petrarch's Triumph of Chastity, and on the reverse of Piero della Francesca's portrait of Battista Strozzi, paired with that of her husband Federico da Montefeltro (painted c. 1472–74), Bianca's triumphal car is drawn by a pair of unicorns.[22]

One traditional method of hunting unicorns involved entrapment by a virgin.

In one of his notebooks Leonardo da Vinci wrote:

The unicorn, through its intemperance and not knowing how to control itself, for the love it bears to fair maidens forgets its ferocity and wildness; and laying aside all fear it will go up to a seated damsel and go to sleep in her lap, and thus the hunters take it.[28]
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and this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuckelavee

Quote from Wiki:

----" The nuckelavee ( /n?kl???vi?/) or nuckalavee is a horse-like demon from Orcadian folklore that combines equine and human elements. If one was looking casually, or under the cover of shadow in the night, it was thought to have the silhouette of a normal horseman. However, upon further inspection, it resembles a fleshless horse which sports one eye and fins on its legs, with a fleshless human head, torso, and arms longer than normal sprouting out the horse's back.

British folklorist Katharine Briggs called it "the nastiest"[1] of all the demons of Scotland's Northern Isles. The nuckelavee's breath was thought to wilt crops and sicken livestock and the creature was held responsible for droughts and epidemics on land despite being predominantly a sea-dweller.

A graphic description of the nuckelavee as it appears on land was given by an islander who claimed to have had a confrontation with it, but accounts describing the details of the creature's appearance are inconsistent. In common with many other sea monsters, it is unable to tolerate fresh water. Therefore, those it is pursuing have only to cross a river or stream to be rid of it. The nuckelavee is kept in confinement during the summer months by the Mither o' the Sea, an ancient Orcadian spirit, and the only one able to control it.

Orcadian folklore had a strong Scandinavian influence, and it may be that the nuckelavee is a composite of a water horse from Celtic mythology and a creature imported by the Norsemen. As with similar malevolent entities such as the kelpie, it possibly offered an explanation for incidents that islanders in ancient times could not otherwise understand. "

And GhoulSpawn, is an Ùruisg.

Just like Quaraun is a literal JellyFish, BoomFuzzy is a literal horse, GhoulSpawn is a LITERAL SHEEP!

GhoulSpawn is one of these things here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownie_(folklore) Ùruisg

Quote from Wiki:

----"Ùruisg
The folklorist John Gregorson Campbell distinguishes between the English brownie, which lived in houses, and the Scottish ùruisg (pronounced [?u???sk] also ùraisg or urisk), which lived outside in streams and waterfalls and was less likely to offer domestic help.[53] Although brownies and ùruisgs are very similar in character, they have different origins.[54] Ùruisgs are sometimes described as half-man and half-goat.[55][56] They are said to have "long hair, long teeth, and long claws".[56] According to M. L. West, they may be Celtic survivals of goat-like nature spirits from Proto-Indo-European mythology, analogous to the Roman fauns and Greek satyrs.[57] Passersby often reported seeing an ùruisg sitting atop a rock at dusk, watching them go by.[56] During the summer, the ùruisg was supposed to remain in the solitude of the wilderness,[56] but, during the winter, he would come down and visit the local farms at night or take up residence in a local mill.[56]

Wild ùruisgs were troublemakers and vandals who perpetrated acts of butchery, arson, and ravaging,[58] but, once domesticated, they were fiercely loyal.[58] Wealthy and prominent families were said to have ùruisgs as household servants.[58] One chieftain of the MacFarlane clan was said to have been nursed and raised by the wife of an ùruisg.[58] The Graham clan of Angus told stories of an ùruisg that had once worked for one of their ancestors as a drudge.[58] The Maclachlan clan in Strathlachlan had an ùruisg servant named "Harry", possibly shortened from "the hairy one".[58] The MacNeils of Taynish and the Frazers of Abertarff also claimed to have ùruisg servants.[58] Ùruisg were also known as ciuthachs or kewachs.[54] A story on the island of Eigg told of a ciuthach that lived in a cave.[54] In some parts of Scotland, similar domestic spirits were called Shellycoats, a name whose origin is uncertain.[24]

A figure named "Billy Blind" or "Billy Blin", who bears close resemblances to both the brownie and the Irish banshee, appears in ballads of the Anglo-Scottish border.[59][60][61] Unlike brownies, who usually provide practical domestic aid, Billy Blind usually only provides advice.[60] He appears in the ballad of "Young Bekie", in which he warns Burd Isbel, the woman Bekie is pledged to marry, that Bekie is about to marry another woman.[62] He also appears in the ballad of "Willie's Lady" in which he also provides advice, but offers no practical aid.[60]

Briggs notes stories of other household spirits from British folklore who are reputed to haunt specific locations.[47] The "cellar ghost" is a spirit who guards wine in cellars from would-be thieves;[47] Lazy Lawrence is said to protect orchards;[47] Awd Goggie scares children away from eating unripe gooseberries;[47] and Melch Dick guards nut thickets.[47] The Kilmoulis is a brownie-like creature from the Scottish Lowlands that is often said to inhabit mills.[18] He is said to have no mouth, but an enormous nose that covers most of his face.[18] He is fond of pranks and only the miller himself is able to control him.[18]

Brownies have traditionally been regarded as distinct and different from fairies.[41] In 1777, a vicar of Beetham wrote in his notes on local folklore, "A Browny is not a fairey, but a tawny color'd Being which will do a great deal of work for a Family, if used well."[41] Sir Walter Scott agreed in his Minstrelsy of the Scottish Border, in which he states, "The Brownie formed a class of beings distinct in habit and disposition from the freakish and mischievous elves."[41] Modern scholars, however, categorize brownies as household spirits, which is usually treated as a subcategorization of fairy.[64] Brownies and other household spirits differ significantly from other fairies in folklore, however.[12] Brownies are usually said to dwell alongside humans in houses, barns, and on farms;[12] whereas other fairies are usually said to reside in places of remote wilderness.[12] Brownies are usually regarded as harmless, unless they are angered;[12] other types of folkloric fairies, however, are typically seen as dark and dangerous.[12] Finally, brownies are unusual for their solitary nature, since most other types of fairies are often thought to live in large groups.[12]

Briggs notes that brownies are frequently associated with the dead[15] and states that, like the banshee in Irish folklore, "a good case" could be made for brownies to be classified as ghosts.[3] Nonetheless, she rejects this idea, commenting that the Brownie has "an adaptability, individuality and a homely tang which forbids one to think of him as merely a lingering and reminiscent image."[3]

In seventeenth-century Scotland, brownies were sometimes regarded as a kind of demon.[65] King James VI and I describes the brownie as a demon in his 1597 treatise Daemonologie:[14][41][65]

... among the first kinde of spirites that I speak of, appeared in the time of Papistrie and blindness, and haunted divers houses, without doing any evill, but as it were necessarie turnes up and down the house: and this spirit they called Brownie in our language, who appeared like a rough-man: yea, some were so blinded, as to believe that their house was all the sonsier, as they called it, that such spirites resorted there.[66] "

These are fictional characters.

Fictional means not real.

Not real means real world things do not apply to them.

So gay, transgender, ect, those aren't even factors at all here and I don't know why these local hate mongers, think driving a fucking backhoe over my house is an appropriate reaction to FICTIONAL NOT REAL CHARACTERS!

my house at 146 Portland ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013 and August 8, 2013.

These are fictional characters.

Fictional means not real.

Not real means real world things do not apply to them.

So gay, transgender, ect, those aren't even factors at all here and I don't know why these local hate mongers, think cripplingling me with a golf club and putting me in a wheelchair is an appropriate reaction to FICTIONAL NOT REAL CHARACTERS!

These are fictional characters.

Fictional means not real.

Not real means real world things do not apply to them.

So gay, transgender, ect, those aren't even factors at all here and I don't know why these local hate mongers, think beating my infant son's head in with a golf club is an appropriate reaction to FICTIONAL NOT REAL CHARACTERS!

None of them is Human, all three of them are shapeshifting animals/monsters who use Faerie Illusion magic to take on Humanoid forms to lure in Humans, so that they can eat said Humans.

My series has nothing to do with sex or romance or anything like that at all!

My series is a Cosmic Horror/Folkloric Horror series about a trio of evil Fae creatures that are syastmaticly killing and eating every Human who crosses their path... thus WHY they travel the planet in a 1968 VW Bus FOOD TRUCK!

You idiots yelling at me, screaming about sex and gays and transgender, while thowing my wheelchair in the river... you are nothing but a bunch of sex crazed, perverted freaks, who see sex in everything and assume eveything has sex in it or is about sex, because that is how YOUR MIND works.

Not everyone runs around obsessing with sex, thinking about sex, or writing sex. And the only reason you don't know that is because YOU are the one obsessed with sex.

YOU! Not me. YOU!

You are trying to make my series be about sex, because YOU can not stop thinking about sex.

YOU are trying to make my ANIMALS characters gay and transgender because YOU are obsessed with gay and transgender.

YOU are sex crazed freaks who try to make everything be abiout sex, and that is why YOU think a CHILD writing about jellyfish monsters and unicorins is sex.

Let me repeat that: A CHILD wrote the books you are calling Erotica.

My first book was published with I was a THREE YEAR OLD TODDLER!

The bulk of my series was published BEFORE I TURNED TWELVE YEARS OLD!

And when you started attacking me at the library, I was ONLY TWELVE YEARS OLD!

You sick fucking freaks!

And YES, you fucking McD'd loitering jackasses, I DID find YOUR NAMES in the FBI documents, YOU WERE involved in the backhoe driving over my house, YOUR ARUNDEL CHURCH FUCKING FUNDING THAT BACKHOE!

YOUR FUCKING PASTOR DID THIS TO ME:

my house at 146 Portland ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013 and August 8, 2013.

We know that now. Him and his wife and their son, signed the fucking checks. And I'd be sueing their fucking asses to hell and back right now, except when I tried to find out where they were today in 2026, it turns out all three of them are have been dead for several years.

You fucking peices of filth, you did a fucking fundraiser to raise money to hire a fucking backhoe to drive over my house! And you call yourselves Christians? What the fuck is wrong with you?

I was 5 months pregnant when that backhoe drove over my house. You left me homeless WHILE I WAS PREGNANT! I have been homeless for thirteen years because of your damned fucking little backhoe hiring fundraiser.

And one you came back while I was 8 months pregnant and broke my spine with a golf club while calling me "a transvestite freak" and "a man in a dress"... while I was 8 months pregant! You forced early labour, I gave birth in a parking lot, and then seconds after he was born you bashed his head in with a golf club!

Why did your church do and damned fucking fundraiser to hire a backhoe to drive over my house? One of you dip shits want to tell me that while your bullshhitting at McDonald's and yelling hate slurs at my while I try to order a shamrock shake and fries?

What the fuck? For years I never knew why you fucking old people yelled hate slurs at me every time I go into Biddeford McDs to try get food, but now I know, your pastor did a fundraiser and you helped him raise money to drive a backhoe over my house. 

Why? Why did your church do that?

My son was murdered a few weeks later. Did your church do that to? Is one of YOU my son's murderer? Is one of YOU the golf club weilding bitch who put me in this wheelchair? Is THAT why you hound me and harass me all over Biddeford, with your fucking "god hates fags" bullshit?

I WILL find who murdered my son.

And I don't like how ALL the evidence the FBI is finding, is pointing more and more to the fact that my son was murdered because some fucking local church, mistook my novels for being gay erotica.

And I'm tied of you olf farts showing up in my yard, chanting your fucking gay hatred at me.

I'm sick of you mean, hateful demands accusing me of writing gay characters.

I am sick of you calling me an alien abductee every time you see me too. What the fuck is that even about? I don't even believe in aliens. You call yourselves Christians, maybe you ought to read what the Bible says about the place in Hell where busy bodies and gossips go.

WHY is your church group so damned obsessed with me? And how are you conected to that crazy group of cosplayers that the FBI is also investigating?

I don't know what you think my series is, why you would think there was sex or romance in it iat all.

Quaraun is not a kind, calm, or quite person. He's also a serial killer.

Let me repeat that: the main character is a serial killer.

He's a battle mage necromancer who hates almost everyone and weilds vast herds of millions of zombies.

BoomFuzzy is a warlord mimic like shapeshifter who systematically killed off kings and took their form, successfully creating a one world government with himself as king of the planet.

my series is VILLIAN point of view told from the perspective of a deranged evil wizard who has set up a lich that he controls as king of the planet.

They EAT Humans.

They COOK Humans.

They sell HUMAN BURGERS from their food truck.

I'm sorry, where exactly are you looking in between the monsters slaughtering, cooking, and eating Humans, to find all this gay sex and transgender erotica that for some inexplicable reason you think you are going to find in my series, that is fully about monsters eating Humans?

BoomFuzzy enjoys feeding customers.

Because he thinks it's funny to watch Humans eating other Humans and not knowing that they are eating Humans. He slaughters his customers and cooks them and feeds them to rtommorrow's customers, while laughing that Humans should never accept food from Faeries... he's a fucking Unicorn, do you know nothing about Unicorn lore? Unicorns are fucking Scottish Faerie Horses that mass murder entire villages, skewering people on their horns, do you fucking Americans know nothing about the culture and folklore of my people?

I'm Scottish you fucking American retards and I don't appreachiate your bull shit take on the Fae Monsters of my culture!

Take your heads out of your fucking sex crazy asses long enough to take a good long look at the Gore filled monster series that you sick mother fuckers are trying to twist into gay porn because you red hat wearing motherfucking tangerine worshiping maggots can't get politics out of your fucking brains, long enough to realize I'm Scottish and I don't give a shit about your idiotic fighting over who has sex with who!

Quaraun remains Quaraun, a monsters, a lovecraftian cosmic horror elderitch jellyfish with an insatuable bloodlust of killing all humans. He's to fucking busy killing Humans to even think aboout sex, and if you had ever stoped prancing around my yard with "god hates fags" signs, long enough to actually READ one of my books you would have fucking known that!.

Quaraun is paranoid.

Vindictive.

Controlling.

Obsessive.

Power-hungry.

He dislikes most people.

He has committed atrocities.

the dark lord at home... yes, that is exactly what my series is... its the cozy look at the domestic life of the world's most terrible villain, showcasing that at home he's kind of no different from anyone else

You mistook THAT for gay erotica!

HOW?

But also, there seems to be quite a lot of questions being sent to me assuming I had ever heard the words "gay", "lesbian", "transgender", "woke", "bisexual", "straight", "LGBTQAI+", "top", "bottom", "porn", "erotica", "submissive", "dominat", "transvestite", "transexual", "yaoi", "bl", "drag queen", etc... and know what you are talking about when you ask me about such topics.... it says a lot about YOU the fact that YOU knows those words!

ALL of the above words were NEVER in my series because I had never heard of them before you people started asking me question containing those words.

Every one of those words I had to do a Google search of o find out what it was you was even asking me. When I answer you, I literally have to copy the defanitions of those words off wikipedia and paste them here in my answer, to try to even understand what those words mean, so that I can make sense of your question enough to answer your question.

Also, at the time you started sending me those questions, I was still a minor, only twelve years old.

For some reason you people seem to think I am a lot older then I am. I think this is because you are looking at my husband's age and forgetting that when I was forced against my will to marry him, I was only eight years old, barely older then a toddler, not yet a pre-teen, even though he was thirty-seven years old, all ready a middle aged old man.

I'm a LOT, LIKE AN EXTREMME LOT, younger then you guys seem to think I am.

I can't go to my husband and ask him about sex, because he's a Mormon, and Mormon church doesn't even allow married couples to see each other naked, so in spite of having had seven miscarriages and one son, I've never seen him naked and he's never seen me naked, I don't even know what a naked man looks like, I've never seen a Human penis before, which is WHY I can not write a description of what my characters' penises look like.

The Mormon church makes married couple wear things called "temple garments" (aka what none Mormons call "magic underwear") which basically look like long-johns with peehole slits in the crotch and embroider rune symbols over the nipples. The LDS/Mormon church forbids married couples from ever removing them... yes, even during sex, yes, you are even required to shower and bath while wearing them so that you don't accidently see yourself naked. I don't think my husband is even aware of what his penis looks like, as he goes to alarming extreemes to never offend god by seeing himself naked.

Have you forgotten I spent 27 years locked in a cage, from the time I was 8 years old until I escaped 27 years later at age 31?

Have you forgotten I never had contact with HUMANS outside of the religion crazed sex maniacs that raised me? I never went to school. Never knew what baths ot toothbrushes or toielts or forks or spoons were? I never went to school, never heard of tvs, didn't even know that other Humans existed! You do know I'm Old Orchard Beach's infamous "feral child" that was rescused from that "room-thing", right?

You do know I never heard the word sex before YOU asked me about my characters' sex lives right?

Do you know that my ONLY experiance with sex, was being an 8 year old child blindfloded and raped daily, and I have an EXTREME HATRED FOR SEX!

Are you even aware there's an FBI investigation going on because of this?

I know you know about this because going to church on Sunday was the only time I was ever allowed out of that room and it was those Sundays that you started yelling these crazy assed sex obsessions you have with my characters... and I'm now 50 years old and you are STILL ACOSTING ME and raving and yelling at me about it. What the fuck is wrong with you!?

And grabbing my wheelchair and throwing it in the river? Really? Grow up you fucking jackass! Did you live 80 years and never learn how to do anything but abuse woman, children, and cripples? I have a serious spinal chord injury, you vile freak!

And so, you people sending me weird questions about sex acts are the ONLY sex education I have ever had, because I never went to school either.

It makes it very difficult for me to answer your questions about the male and female antomy of my characters, when I am not even certain what real human male and female anatomy looks like.

Can you not see WHY these books, that are literally being written by a literal underaged minor child, have no sex scenes in them, and also why your questions to said minor child, are highly inapropriate?

But also, my characters are not humans, do not act or finction like humans, and so trying to pin human type sexuality on to them simply comes out wrong, as it does not apply to them at all.

Why are you people so obsessed with sex? What even is wrong with you?

For those wondering what is Yaoi; Yaoi is a subgenre of Gay literature, usually a subgenre of Gay Romance, though Yaoi does NOT automatically mean the story is Romance. Yaoi is EXCLUSIVLY written by women/female authors and read nearly exclusively by female readers.

Yaoi is a Japanese word whose literal English translation means "boys in love". When Yaoi is used to mean a genre of fiction it means "female authors who write gay couples aimed at female readers". Yaoi makes zero attempt to write gay couples realistically, and is most unabashedly a genre for women who just want to lust after gay men, so if that bothers you, you're REALLY gonna hate my books and this website where you will find over three thousand short stories that are absolutely nothing but fetishizing gay men.

Yaoi is NOT gay men written accurately, nor does it cater to gay readers.

Yaoi is like when straight men write stories about lesbians, (that genre is called Yuri, by the way) targeted to straight male readers, only Yaoi is straight women who write gay men, targeted to straight female readers.

I am a Yaoi author.

That means the main characters of my books are gay couples. Gay couples can include a straight couple where one is a female presenting as a male, so that the couple is seen by the public as two men. That is the case with my own series.

Specifically I write Poly Furry Slice of Life Isekai Yaoi Dark CyberGoth Space Fantasy.

Poly means I write a polygamous throuple: 3 gay men married to each other and living together, are my main characters.

Furry means they are anthropomorphic aka are both not Human and have animal features. In my case, the main character is an Elf JellyFish hybrid silk merchant turned necromancer, his primary husband is a Unicorn pastry chef who shapeshifts into the form of an UnSeelie Faerie King, and his secondary husband is a Satyr-like Sheep-man who has a sapient pet AI.

Slice of Life means it's character driven, and there is absolutely ZERO action, and often no plot. AKA, they do every day normal things. They spend a lot of time hanging out in taverns, selling goods in market squares out of a vardo, selling food out of a food truck, digging for clams on the beach, bickering like the whiny bitch boi fembois they are, washing each others feets, brushing each other's hair, theres a lot of barefoot fetish and hair shampooing and hair brushing fetish, or fishing off a boat in the river, all while trying to maintain their lighthouse home which is actually a giant mimic monster who eats the local Humans, that they live in when they are not living in their travel tent.

If you are looking for fast paced stories with quests and action, you are in the wrong place and you're gonna be bored out of ya fucking mind here. Plus I just like writing scenes of naked men bathing together. I have way too much fun writing stories of them bitching at each other and and slashing around naked in the river, to ever get around to writing quests or action.

Isekai means it's time travel. The main character was born in 800BC, his primary husband was born in 2515, and his secondary husband was born in 1959. All three of them got sucked out of their timelines by feral portals and ended up together in a far future 20,000 years after the earth was destroyed by a comet in 2525.

Dark means Horror, but olde style, like written by Poe or Lovecraft. AKA my characters monologue like Vincent Price in eyeliner, drunk on absinthe, and writing poetry about existential dread, while eldritch monsters crawl in the basement slithering tentacles through the darkness.

Also, it's villian point of view. These guys are the the big boss fight end of the game super villains, so once in a while little DnD style adventuring parties show up at the lighthouse to fight them, but they just feed the adventurers to the lighthouse. The are three god level, god tier, god powered wizards, hell bent on taking over the planet, but they are too busy slinging hissy fits, food, and sexual tension at each other to ever get around to actually carry out their global domination plans.

CyberGoth is the genre that American McGee's Alice is. Not quite SteamPunk, not quite CyberPunk, a little bit of both, with whole lot of AI overlords, vampires, and ye olde Victorian meets laser swords and star ships, but everyone dresses like they just walked out of a Goth Rave Night Club with goggles and cyberdreads.

Space Fantasy, means there's Elves in space, flying star ships between planets and solar systems, specifically in my case: my main character is a merchant whose interstellar star fleet travels between five inhabited planets.

In short, I write gay edgelord Elfbois with tentacles, Faebois who turn into Unicorns, and Pleco eyed Sheep-bois.

But where are we now with these changes to the new additions? Is Quaraun gay?

No.

Quaraun himself is not a gay man. He's also not a transexual.

Quaraun has 4 wives.

Yes, he also has 2 male lovers on the side. But that makes him bi-sexual. Not gay.

To be gay, one has to be a male.

Quaraun is transgender.

Quaraun is biologically a female.

One of the problems with the slander calling my books Gay Erotica, is the fact that Quaraun is a transgender man, meaning he is biologically female and living as a man, using male pronouns. This also means from time to time there are stories when he is pregnant and goes into "hiding" to avoid the public discovering he is biologically female. He does this by hiding out/living in brothels, because he trusts prostitutes with his secret. The prostitutes also adopt his children, which he takes care of from at a distance without them knowing he is their mother, instead allowing them to believe he is their father.

Another of the problems with the slander calling my books Gay Erotica, is I'm a 5th Generation Mormon and I never wrote a sex scene in my life, there are no sex scenes in the series, and if YOU are seeing anything even remotely sexual in my books, well, that is just YOU having a dirty mind and making non-sexual things be about sex because YOU are a deviated sex pervert.

ONLY a person who is obsessed with sex, sees sex in places where there is no sex.

So... the people calling my books Gay Erotica... it says more about their own sex fantasies then it does about me or my books.

So, the question is: If you yourself are NOT obsessed with gay sex, then how would it even be possible for you to think a thing is about gay sex?

YOU saw gay sex in places where there was no gay sex, because YOU are obsessed with thinking about gay sex.

Think on that for a bit.

Romance Heat Levels

It occurs to me, seeing how a LOT of ignorant people falsely assume Gay or Yaoi = Erotica, that there needs to be an index of what the heat levels of Romance are.

Inspirational:

• No sex, no kissing, no hugs.
• Plot focuses on the everyday struggles of the couple and how those struggles impact their relationship.
• Religion, church, and belief in God solve problems and strengthen couple’s love for each other.
• Happy Ever After ending.

Sweet:

• No sex, no kissing, no hugs.
• Plot focuses on everyday struggles of the couple and how those struggles impact their relationship.
• Together they defeat trials and tribulations to solve problems and strengthen couple’s love for each other.
• Happy Ever After ending.

Fluffy:

• Snuggles, hugs, innocent kisses.
• No sex.
• Plot focuses on everyday struggles of the couple and how those struggles impact their relationship.
• Together they defeat trials and tribulations to solve problems and strengthen couple’s love for each other.
• Happy Ever After or Happy For Now ending.

Orange:

• Snuggles, nuzzles, romantic kisses, touches.
• Sex is hinted at but does not happen on page.
• Plot focuses on everyday struggles of the couple and how those struggles impact their relationship.
• Together they defeat trials and tribulations to solve problems and strengthen couple’s love for each other.
• Happy Ever After or Happy For Now ending.

Lime:

• Passionate hugs, passionate kisses, passionate touches, sex once in a while, but not graphic.
• Plot focuses on everyday struggles of the couple and how those struggles impact their relationship.
• Together they defeat trials and tribulations to solve problems and strengthen couple’s love for each other.
• The desire for a sexual relationship is the motive of one or both characters.
• Happy Ever After or Happy For Now ending.

Lemon:

• Passionate hugs, passionate kisses, passionate touches, sex often.
• Sex is often graphic.
• Plot focuses on everyday struggles of the couple and how those struggles impact their sexual relationship.
• The desire for a sexual relationship is the motive of one or both characters.
• Sex is more important to the characters, then forming a strong relationship with each other.
• Lust, not love moves the plot forward.
• Happy For Now ending is common but not required.
• Angst/Sad/Tragic endings are acceptable.

Lewd:

• Characters are lewd horn dogs, making a lot of sex jokes and sex talk, constantly.
• Sex however, rarely if ever happens.
• Often, delves into dark topics such as drug use and suicide.
• The desire for a sexual relationship is the motive of one or both characters.
• Sex is more important to the characters, then forming a strong relationship with each other.
• Lust, not love moves the plot forward.
• Happy For Now ending is uncommon.
• Angst/Sad/Tragic endings are common.

Spicy:

• Passionate hugs, passionate kisses, passionate touches.
• Story focuses heavily on Romance.
• Characters are lewd horn dogs, making a lot of sex jokes and sex talk, constantly.
• Sex happens often.
• Sex is often graphic.
• The desire for a sexual relationship is the motive of one or both characters.
• Sex is more important to the characters, then forming a strong relationship with each other.
• Lust, not love moves the plot forward.
• Happy For Now ending is common but not required.
• Happily Ever After endings happen but are rare.

Hot:

• Passionate hugs, passionate kisses, passionate touches.
• Story focuses heavily on Romance.
• Sex happens often.
• Sex is always graphic.

NA/New Adult:

• Also known as “Erotica with plot”
• A subGenre of Erotica, NA is a TYPE of Erotica, that tries to weave a little bit of story into the sex scenes.
• Sex. Sex. Sex.
• More sex.
• Oh yeah, even more sex.
• Almost ZERO plot.
• Also, heavy BDSM.
• Sex is always graphic and usually laughable in accurate due to most writers are this heat level are virgins under the age of 12.
• Contrary to common misconception, NA does NOT mean “young adult but older characters”. New Adult is in fact a type of Erotica and is sold in brick&mortar bookstores in the locked glass cabinets, alongside PlayBoy magazines.
• (This is the heat level of 50 Shades of Grey)
• See here for more info:

YA = Children’s Books & NA = Pornography — PLEASE STOP ASKING IF YOUR BOOK IS YA OR NA!
How the hell do you mix up YA children’s books with NA Erotica books? So fucking sick of clueless idiots, trying to…

Erotica:

• Sex IS the plot.
• The same heat level as NA, but without plots.
• The story exists specifically for the sole purpose of graphicly showing off naked genitals on every page.
• Graphic sex happens on nearly every page.
• There is no story.
• There is no plot.
• The story starts when the sex scene starts and end when the sex scene ends.
• Literally just stand alone sex scene with no story attached.
• Character often do not even have names.

NOTE:

• A Happy Ever After ending, is an ending where the primary couple gets married and the story ends with them starting married life together.
• A Happy For Now ending, is an ending where the couple is a happy couple, but has not reached the point of talking about marriage and may or may not marry after the book’s timeline.
• Angst ending, the couple are not together, but one part of the couple wants to be with the other, yet the other is still playing the field and not ready to settle down
• Dark or Dark Romance ending, is a “mock” HEA or HFN ending where the couple ends up together, but one of the two is verbally or physically abusive to the other, causing the reader to wish they had broken up instead of staying together.
• Tragic/Sad endings, are endings where one or both of the couple dies at the end (think Romeo and Juliet)

So which one is gay?

All of them.

Any of them.

Gay means 2 men in love with each other.

Gay couples can appear in ANY heat level.

Which one do you write?

Contrary to the endless wild hate fueled slanderous rumours falsely accusing my Quaraun books of being “Gay Erotica”, my Quaraun series is ACTUALLY “Sweet, Fluffy Inspirational”.

The three main characters of the Quaraun series are all hugely religious.

• Quaraun is a Pagen priest
• GhoulSpawn is a LDS-Mormon missionary.

There are no sex scenes.

There are not even sex scenes hinted at.

On very rare occasions you will see the characters kiss. Usually it is BoomFuzzy kissing Quaraun.

The characters hug and snuggle often.

There are scenes of them either waking up together or going to bed together, but the most you see is a single sentence like: “They turned out the light and went to bed.”I think the people accusing my books of being Erotica, have got no clue what Erotica is and would be totally mind blown if they ever read real and actual Erotica. This series barely has enough handholding and hugs to scitter into Romance at at all, even on the lowest levels.

You know, one of the weird things about the gay erotica rumors is they do not take into consideration that I was only 3 years old in 1978.

I was born in 1975.

These so caled "gay erotica" books were published in 1978 when I was THREE years old.

Think about THAT for a minute and then you will see how the people who call my books gay erotica are even more retarded then I am!

But let's look at another question I answered, and that will explain to you why it is the books are not gay erotica:

FAQ: Where can I find your older books?

Almost everything published before 2010 is out of print.

Most everything published before 1996 was short stories published in local small press print magazines, that had gone out of business by 1996.

Both Quaraun and BoomFuzzy had different names prior to 2014 (SunTa and BlackBird) so if you search for the names Quaraun or BoomFuzzy you'll find nothing prior to 2014.

From 1978 to 2014 the series was called "The Twighlight Manor series". It was renamed "The Quaraun series" in 2014 when Quaraun moved forward as the new main character.

From 1978 to 1987 EelKat, Etiole, and Gremlin were the main characters.

No. I am not EelKat, and if you thought my name was EelKat then you've been listening to too much gossip by too many conspiracy theorists.

EelKat is the black bobcat from Planet Ptarmagin, who flies the VISION-D8 starship across the galaxy in search of space eels. 

No, Etiole is not a real person either. Again, if you thought he was, then you been listening to too much gossip from too many conspiracy theorists. Etiole de Blue de Azure Swanzen aka he Silver Salamander aka Captain GoldenEagle, is the EelMerman pilot who flies EelKat's starship. He is also her personal bodyguard.

Gremlin was a Sheep-man who was EelKat's first science officer, and built a time machine out of a 1974 AMC Gremlin, then built a portal driven wormhole system allowing EelKat's starship to move through dimensions. Both concepts were based off of Star Trek episodes.

The series has always been CHILDREN'S STORIES about talking animals, mostly cats and eels, of which there were 13 eel hunting cats, dubbed "The Ptarmagin Kats", with EelKat as their leader, that morphed into Humanoid forms. Etiole was one of the eels captured by the cats, in addition to his moray eel, he also has a salamander form and a humanoid form.

The story/plotline of the series changed dramatically in 1987, when at age 12 I had my first of the 7 miscarriage I had before I turned 18. This was when Sir Roderic became the main character, and the plots focused on his 14 year old wife Melvena who died while pregnant. Her medical issues while pregnant were the very real medical issues I was suffering through, from my endless one after the other rape pregnancies from the Mormon High priest who paid all my parents bills in exchange for daily raping a child me. I was not allowed to go to school or hospital on orders by the High Priest, because he did not want his bishop to find out I was pregnant, again, and again, and again, and again... all pregnancies ended in miscarriage, due to my uncle Bruce shoving me in a shower stall and kicking me in the stomach until I passed out. In each case I was between 6 to 8 months pregnent.

From 1987 to 1996, Sir Roderic and his son's Etiole and Razzbury were the main characters, with the stories no longer taking place on the VISION-D8 starship and now instead taking place in The Twighlight Manor. This segment of the series was largely based off Rocky Horror Picture Show and Jem & The Holograms cartoon, and was glam rocker mermen aliens living in a haunted house with talking cats. The segment known as "The Wild Years" was a sub set of this set.

The 1987 to 1996 segment of the series was the bloodiest and most brutal, with 90% of the stories focused on 14 year old Melneeva's desperate attempts to escape endless rapes and forced miscarriages- ALL of which was actual diary entries of thing the High priest and my uncles were doing to me.

In spite of haven written over 100 novels and over two thousand short stories, between 1978 and 2007, neither me nor my parents ever received a penny for ANY of them. This is what the lawsuit between my parents and my kindergarten teacher of the Old Orchard Beach Jameson Kindergarten School was about. She embezzled more then a million dollars in royalties and paychecks. 

I do not know the details of the lawsuit as I was not even yet ten years old at the time, and the bulk of the books were published before I was twelve years old. I was never involved in the lawsuit at all, because, even now in my 40s I am considered by most people of Old Orchard Beach to be "too retarded to live". my being a low functioning, mute/non-verbal Autistic savant. While I am able to write, I am deemed to stupid to be capable of anything else.

I don't know who my kindergarten teacher was. I just remember that she was my Kindergarten teacher, and I remember she would never let me sit with the rest of the class, because I knew how to read and write, and the other 38 kids in class did not yet know the ABCs, and she said I had to sit and write as many books as possible, while she taught the rest of the class the alphabet. She never taught me math or numbers, and my parents to this day, nearly 50 years later my parents still blame her as the reason I am still today am unable to count or do math or numbers.

From 2005 to 2013 the series was published as daily short stories on the Squidoo website (a site similar to WattPad), but Squidoo went out of business October 2013.

The harassment of my family started in 2006, a year following, my moving all my books to Squidoo and hiring a local bank to deal with the royalties, allowing the money for my writing to come to me for the first time in 3 decades.

It is for this reason that the FBI believes the woman who crippled me and murdered my son, is connected to my kindergarten teacher of the Old Orchard Beach Jameson Kindergarten School back in the 1970s. One of their theories is they believe she is the one who hired the Claire and Kendra women of the golf club attack, in retaliation of her embezzlement of royalties from my books, being cut off from her access cold turkey.

I don't even know who any of these people are!

Why would they be trying to hurt me? For what? Something my parents were involved in before I was even born?

That makes no sense!

That's all people my parents knew back in the 1960s before I was even born!

Why are you asking me?

Go ask my parents. They know those people, not me, I wasn't even born yet!

I don't know who my kindergarten teacher was. You'd have to ask my parents. And that was 50 years ago, I doubt if she's even still alive. She'd probably be like 130+ years old by now if she was.

But I do not understand all these questions you people keep asking me about all this stuff.

I mean why are you asking ME?

I was 5 years old when that happened, I have no memory of either the teacher or the lawsuit. I only even know her name because my dad stomps around yelling about her all day and all night for decades now.

Same with all the stephen King stuff you guys keep asking about. Heck a lot of that Stephen King stuff happened in the 1960s, before I was even born.

All the ghost rumors with my car happened in 1968. I was born in 1975. And I had no clue the car was connected to stephen King at all, until May 2010 when a bunch of his fan showed up! I had the car for 3 decades before anyone started saying it was haunted or connected to Stephen King!

All the stephen King stuff you guys keep asking about. Heck a lot of that Stephen King stuff happened in the 1960s, before I was even born.

All the ghost rumors with my car happened in 1968. I was born in 1975.

Do you know know that 1968 is BEFORE 1975?

Good god! How retarded are you people? Clearly you are more retarded then me and I'm pretty damned retarded, I'm a mute autistic savant, remember?

And I had no clue the car was connected to Stephen King at all, until May 2010 when a bunch of his fan showed up! I had the car for 3 decades before anyone started saying it was haunted or connected to Stephen King!

You people asking questions are asking the wrong person.

You really need to be asking my Atwater uncles. THEY are the ones who all that stuff happened with. THEY are the ones who are obsessed with Stephen King. I have an aunt, so obsessed with him, that she lives in Bangor and hounds his family, trying to convert him to the Mormon church, because she says he'll be so grateful to become a Mormon that he'll marry her! Go ask HER your Stephen King questions! I never even HEARD of Stephen King before my son was murdered in 2013, I know nothing about him!

Heeck, half the rumors were started by this crazy Claire and Kendra duo, just to cover up the fact that they murdered my son.

I've tried looking up the history of all this so called Stephen King stuff, and ALL of it is just rumors spread by people whom the FBI said have connections to the Kendra Claire duo.

And I still haven't got a clue who they are!

FBI says they think Claire and Kendra are not even their real names. The FBI said my mother knows some woman named Claire and some woman named Kendra, and the FBI things these 2 women were PRETENDING to be them, to try to get some fight started between my mother and her friends!

I don't know what to think!

all I know is 2 strangers beat me up with a golf club and they were very adamant at chanting their own names. They crippled me and murdered my baby and I want to know who the fuck they are, why they did, and why are they not yet in prison for what they did?

And there were ZERO Stephen King rumors about me or my car in November 2013 when my son was murdered... but by February 2014, those rumors were everywhere.

Like I said, the FBI believes the rumors were STARTED and HYPER PROMOTED by the Claire and Kendra creeps who murdered my son.

The FBI believes the Claire Kendra dou CREATED the Stephen King rumors to try to cause so much chaos around my family that it would keep them from being arrested for murder... and guess what... it's been 11 years since my son was murdered and the Claire Kendra duo are STILL not identified, and it's precisely BECAUSE the police and FBI are swamped with Stephen King fans prank calling the witness tip hotline that is WHY Kendra and Claire have not been identified yet!

I'm tired of you people coming here with your stupid ass Stephen King questions! Stop harassing me! The Stephen King rumors were started by the fucking bitch who murdered my son, to try to turn the FBI murder investigation off her scent!

I don't make videos about Stephen King! Those fucking videos you are finding are DEEP FAKES created by the fucking bitch who murdered my son, to try to turn the FBI murder investigation off her scent!

I'm tired of you people coming here with your stupid ass gay hating agendas! Stop harassing me! The gay Erotica rumors were started by the fucking bitch who murdered my son, to try to turn the FBI murder investigation off her scent!

I don't make videos about gay rights! I didn't even know what the word gay ment before the police told me in 2015! Those fucking videos you are finding are DEEP FAKES created by the fucking bitch who murdered my son, to try to turn the FBI murder investigation off her scent!

I'm tired of you people coming here with your stupid ass haunted car questions! Stop harassing me! The Golden Eagle is a Merman character from my books, it's NOT the name of my car! My car is not haunted! The Goldeneagle rumors were started by the fucking bitch who murdered my son, to try to turn the FBI murder investigation off her scent!

I don't make videos about my car! Those fucking videos you are finding are DEEP FAKES created by the fucking bitch who murdered my son, to try to turn the FBI murder investigation off her scent!

I'm tired of you people coming here with your stupid ass amphibious aliens questions! Stop harassing me! The rumors that my homeless veteran friend is an alien were started by the fucking bitch who murdered my son, to try to turn the FBI murder investigation off her scent!

I don't make videos about my friend, nor about aliens or demons or cryptids or whatever other stupid thing you are calling him! Those fucking videos you are finding are DEEP FAKES created by the fucking bitch who murdered my son, to try to turn the FBI murder investigation off her scent!

I'm tired of you people coming here with your stupid ass witch accusations! I'm a Mormon! I'm not a witch! Stop harassing me! The rumors that my being a witch were started by the fucking bitch who murdered my son, to try to turn the FBI murder investigation off her scent! 

The plan was to republish the Squidoo editions elsewhere, however a backhoe drove over my house August 8, 2013 and I was crippled and my son was murdered both on November 14, 2013, so I never reuploaded the stories previously published on Squidoo. 

Throughout the entire series, there was constant mention of the fact that Roderic's grandfather/Etiole's great grand father was "The evil pink Necromancer, who built The Twighlight Manor". Mentioned in dozens of stories, he was an unnamed character who never appeared in any book prior to 2006's Love Lust Madness.

Fans of the series wanted to know who he was, and the single most common request I received from readers was also "write about the necromancer".

Quaraun appeared on page for the first time in 2014's Night of The Screaming Unicorn, which was intended to be a one-shot appearance of the character. It was the first book in the series to sell over one thousand copies. The book sold an astounding 300k copies by the end of it's first month.

I was immediately flooded with fan requests for the backstory on the unicorn from Night of the Screaming Unicorn, and subsequently wrote BoomFuzzy the following year. 

The novel BoomFuzzy, was released February 2016, and sold an astounding 100k copies in just ten days, and crossed one million copies sold by March 1, 2016, less than 30 days after it's release.

The onslaught of fanmail after that point, was ALL requesting more Quaraun and more BoomFuzzy, and so from 2016 onward they were the 2 main characters, and the series was renamed The Quaraun Series to reflect the change in main characters.

EelKat, Etiole, Roderic, RazzBury, and Gremlin (aka as GhoulSpawn) remain in the new stories, now as side characters instead of the main characters.

EelKat was the main character for more then 30 years, thus why my website was named "eelkat.com" because at the time of starting the site, she was the most searched for character name.

Before 2014 there was no book which ever reached a thousand copies sold, and most of them were short stories in small press print magazines, or 16 page or 32 page children's early reader chapter books on par with the "Frog and Toad are Friends" series.

The first book in the series "Friends are Forever" was published September 23, 1978, by my kindergarten teacher of the Old Orchard Beach Jameson Kindergarten School. I was 3 years old when I wrote it, and it was fanfiction of "Frog and Toad Are Friends", which is WHY, the series original main character, Etiole, was a silver skinned Salamander-Eel Merman. He was fanfiction of Frog and Toad.

Nearly everything published from 1978 to 1983 was published by my kindergarten teacher, without my parents knowledge or permission. My parents removed me from public school when I was 8 years old in 1983, during a lawsuit/court case with my kindergarten teacher over her illegally profiting off books I wrote and illegally publishing them without my parents permission or knowledge.

To this day I do not know who my kindergarten teacher was or what ever became of the court case between her and my parents, which as I understand, lasted until 2014 - running a full three decades of endless court cases between her and my father and mother.

Interestingly, even though the entire series is children's stories for children in the age range of 8 to 10 years old... for some odd reason, a rumor got started that the books were Erotica.

I have no clue how that rumor got started or who it is who is so hell bent of slandering me, that in recent years that rumor has gotten INTERNATIONAL TV NEWS ATTENTION!

For some unknown reason, in August of 2013 (or perhaps earlier - August 2013 was when I became aware of it due to a gang of gay-haters driving a back hoe over my house), the rumor that my books were Erotica and that my characters were gay surfaced.

For several years I was unaware of what either the words "erotica" or "gay" meant, and so I assumed people were referencing the stories set in the 1890s to 1920s, where one character was a flapper and the reference "The Gay 90s" was said. (The Gay 90s being a phrase common to flappers in the 1920s, to reference the woman's suffragettes movement.)

The FBI believes the mystery golf-club weilding Claire woman who crippled me and murdered my son November 14, 2013, is somehow connected to the three decade long lawsuit my parents had with the 1978 my kindergarten teacher of the Old Orchard Beach Jameson Kindergarten School. The FBI also believes that she thought she was attacking my mother, whom the lawsuit was with, and was unaware she had attacked the incorrect person. The FBI believes this is why she came at my screaming "I'm Claire! You tried to murder my husband! I'm Claire! I'm Claire! I'm Claire! You trued to kill my husband!" It was very important to her that I know her name was "Claire" and she indicated that she thought I would know who she was and why she was attacking if she chanted "I'm Claire" at me. She referenced the words "gay" and "transvestite" as well, but I did not know those words, so did not understand what she was saying at the time.

It was not until a gang calling themselves "The Iron Man Group" showed up in my yard on September 12, 2015, while riding over a hundred bicycled and wearing pink ballet tut-tuts and dollar story fairy wings, while chanting "Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town of Old Orchard Beach! Remember Saco Shaws! Kill The Gays! Kill Them All! Kill or be killed! Kill them before they kill us! That is EelKat! That is Ken's son! That's the transvestite freak! Remember Saco Shaws! Kill or be killed! No more heads in ice cream! Kill the gays before they kill us all! Remember Saco Shaws! Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town od Old Orchard Beach!"... this group was lead by the same golf club weilding "Claire" of November 14, 2913, and was being instigated into riot levels, by a white haired man with a green pick up truck, who was waving a rifle over his head and shooting my neighbors shed full of holes.

The police arrived and all but the Claire woman who murdered my son, the red haired woman (also from Nov 14, 2013) and the white haired man, fled, speeding off on their bicycles. 

After a huge fight with the police, the 2 women also fled, while the white haired man started shooting at the officers.

The police left with a bunch of people.

Officer Timmy DeLuca came over and explained to me that a transgender person had recently cut the head off a woman and left her head in the ice cream freezer at Saco Shaw's, that this "Iron Man Group" was a gang of bikers who were protesting gay people in response to the murder at Saco Shaws.

He said they had declared September 12 to be "National Kill All Gays Day" and had been going around town attacking gay couples and transgender people all day long.

I spent the rest of September 12, 2015, with 7 Old Orchard Beach police officers and a PD detective, trying to figure out why in the heck a "The Iron Man Bikers" had thought I was gay, and it wasn't until I explained "Well, my grandmother was a flapper in the Gay 90s, but she died decades ago, so she was gay, but everyone was in the 1890s, that's why it was called The Gay 90s", that the police realized I had not one iota of a clue what gay meant.

One officer said "Gay means two men having sex." I said: "What's sex?" 

By the end of the day, I found out that there was a form of rape that people actually did because they wanted to, and it was called sex!

Which to this day I find utterly baffling! Because I think rape is just the most terrible thing there is, how could there possible be a form of rape, that people like? I do not understand the concept of sex at all, and I think people are crazy to enjoy rape, even if they are raping each other willing!

But this all leads back, to his was how I found out what the words "gay" and "erotica" and "sex" and "transgender" all meant. And now that I know what they mean, I am just more confused then ever as to why people call my books gay erotica!

I asked the FBI agents if they knew, The FBI agents said they think the "gay erotica" rumors were started by the same Claire woman who crippled me and murdered my son.

Some of the magazines my series has been published in are still around, soif you look for their back issues from 1978 to 1996 you should be able to find several of the stories. Here are links to those magazine websites:

• Friend
• New Era
• Highlights
• Cricket
• LadyBug
• Cobblestone
• Ranger Rick
• Weekly Reader
• Jack & Jill

There were over 2,000 different stories published in over 200 different magazines, but, so far those are the only nine I can find that are still produced and that you are still able to order back issues from. It appears all the rest have gone out of business. 

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The bulk of the book editions were published by Deseret Industries, Deseret Book division and distributed EXCLUSIVELY through The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, so it is highly unlikely you would have access to any book editions unless you are yourself a Mormon or have LDS friends, who were active between 1978 to 1996.

Deseret Industries, Deseret Book division states the following about their book publishing requirements: Ye who slander my name by spreading rumors and lies calling my books Erotica - Read it and weep:

Thank you for your interest in publishing with Deseret Book.

Deseret Book is a publisher and retailer that publishes and promotes a variety of books, all of which reflect the values espoused by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Books we are interested in will be

• Of value to our readers. Readers should feel they are better people for having read the book and that they are getting good value for their money. The book should uplift and inspire.

• Well-written and well-researched. Poor writing and careless research greatly increase editing and production costs and often indicate less-quality work. The book should be clean of offensive material, including profanity, vulgarity, excessive violence, or sexually explicit or suggestive scenes.

• Unique. The book should stand out by providing a new approach and insights to the subject. It should not merely reiterate material and ideas already available in other works.

I'm a 5th generation Mormon.

People seem to forget that one little itty bitty minor detail.

I'm a Mormon Children's Book author, and you can TELL how hateful and vindictive the people spreading the Gay Erotica rumors are, by the very fact alone that they try to connect me or my books to Erotica.

The books currently in print and available for sale can be found on this list here:

• The Pink Necromancer Index

Quaraun Short Stories

• A Lich’s Lament For a Mortal Lover Growing Old

• A Lich’s Reflections On Escaping The Swamp of Death

• An Ode to My Shattered Sanity

• A Quiet Evening In The Rain

• A Quiet Place To Sweep (H&GaBF- 1 of 3)

• A Relaxing Day

• A Very Important Clump of Grass

• A Winter Wizard

• A Wolf In Pepper Valley

• Bedtime Stories By The Boogie Man

• Echoes of the Unseen

• Ember

• Empty Crab Shells

• Encountering ghostly apparitions in the swamp 

• Footprints In The Sand

• Gingerbread Twinkies 

• “Help! He’s trying to feed me!” (H&GaBF- 3 of 3)

• In a land of ice and gloom,  Where the blizzards often loom…

• Intrigue

• Let us plan a relaxin’ day.

• Love and Emotional Resilience

• Lost in the City

• Make tea and go for a rainy forest walk

• Melancholy

• Obsessive Love-Dangerous Love

• Quaraun receives a threatening letter

• Raining Cats & Dogs.

• Serendipity

• Serenity: A tale of love and darkness, a haunting start.

• Shadows on the Clam Flats

• Sparkle

• Survival Preppers Of The Zombie Apocalypse (H&GaBF- 2 of 3)

• The Maple Grove 

• The Night I Threw My Undergarments in the Fire

• To Eat a Meal In Peace and Quiet

• Wandering Paper Boats

• What we need are global warming strategies

• Whisper

• Why chose to be a unicorn?

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• How Much Does It Cost To Read Your Quaraun Short Stories on Medium?

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• More Quaraun Shorts

• Poetry by EelKat Wendy Christine Allen

• Why do you write?

• Quaraun's a dick.

• King Gwallmaiic aka The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn

• Do you try to infuse humor into your writing?

• How do people in your world gain the ability to use magic?

• What is the most valuable resource in your world?

• Why haven’t the magic users taken over the world?

• On writing a Trans main character and the use of deadnames & old pronouns

• What’s a hobby your main character has that their friends would not expect?

• What is Bara Yaoi?

• Findaru & his Guild of Wizardry

• “Today on Wikipedia” Daily Writing Prompt aka The Wikipedia Rabbit Hole Writing Prompt

Quaraun Novels:

Quaraun Novellas:

A quick note for anyone new to the series:Quaraun on Noodle Beach, BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck, GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.

• Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are an elderly, married gay couple, whom have been together for many centuries.
• GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover, whom they have recently met, after he fell out of a portal into their world. He is from 1970s Maine.
• Quaraun is a white Persian Moon Elf. He is around 750 years old in most stories. He is a silk weaver, travelling merchant, and psychic necromancer (aka he can hear and see ghosts/spirits/etc and uses occult divination practices to communicate with them). Quaraun believes he gets his powers from his hair and refuses to cut it. His hair is twelve feet long.
• BoomFuzzy is a black Scottish Phooka-Fae of the UnSeelie Court. He is around 2,000 years old in most stories. He is the King of the Realm of Fae, turned MasterChef. He owns most of the world’s restaurants and works out of a food truck.
• GhoulSpawn is a French Quebec Canadian Satyr. He is around 60 years old in most stories. He is a mad scientist who was the inventor of time travel.
• All three are Gypsies, because I, the author, am a Gypsy. I write their people, their habits, their ways, their ethnicity, and their culture, based off the habits, the ways, the ethnicity, and the culture of my people.
• All three of them have an animal form. Quaraun has a Pink Meanie JellyFish form, BoomFuzzy has a purple Unicorn form, and GhoulSpawn has a Golden Fleece Cotswold Sheep form. Yes. This is the “Furry Genre”.
• Unless specified otherwise, the story is set in York County, Maine in the 40th century far future Earth. Meaning it is set in approximately around the years between 3901A.D. and 4000A.D.
• In 2525 a comet pinballed it’s way through the solar system, changing the orbits of all the planets, completely destroying a few of the planets, fracturing Earth’s Moon, and filling Earth’s atmosphere with Moon dust and comet debris, causing a new Ice Age, which killed off most all life on the planet. More info on that can be found HERE.
• This is a Cozy Slice of Life story, that has no plot and simply looks into a single event of a single day, of this gay trio’s life.
• These stories do not contain sex scenes, but it is understood that the three of them sleep together and have sex with each other.
• The novels, however, are NOT Cozy and delve into GrimDark.
• This story supplements a larger set of novels, showing quick events that take place between the novels, and therefore references events and characters found in the novels.
• If you are looking for the long fully plotted novels and novellas, or the paperback editions, you can find those on Amazon and/or GumRoad.
• I’m adding this note, because it was brought to my attention that many readers finding the series through Medium had no prior knowledge of these basics.

(TRIGGER WARNING: I suppose this requires some sort of a transgender trigger warning as Quaraun is a transgender character, something that is not brought up in many stories, as his being transgender is not a plot point, it just happens to be who he is, but that fact gets brought up once in a while , and Quaraun’s transgender nature seems to piss some people off, so here is a warning for the snowflakes who need such things: If you are vile, deplorable, hate mongering, bigoted, self righteous, holier than thou, transphobic dipshit dick, you should probably just walk away now; because the main character of this story is transgender and his existence is just going to upset you.

Quaraun’s transgender state is not mentioned in many stories, and it is never a plot point, but it gets brought up once in a while.

Quaraun is intersex, with both male and female genitals, neither fully formed. He has been pregnant twice in the series and has fathered 35 children over the course of the series.

Quaraun is bi-sexual at some points of his life, due to his own confusion over his identity. Though he is portrayed as gay throughout most of the series.

There are a few stories in the series where he is portrayed as female/her/she instead of male/he/him, due again, to the deep emotional turmoil, embarrassment, shame, and confusion he lives with over the intersex nature of his biological body.

Quaraun’s husband, BoomFuzzy and their lover GhoulSpawn are always portrayed as fully supportive of Quaraun’s transitions throughout the series.

By birth, he is neither fully male nor fully female, but he is better able to pass for male, and so does so.

However, he was initially raised as female, and did not start living life as a male until he was 75 years old, so lived his childhood and young adult years as a female, but in the time period of the series, he is elderly and now living as a male.

The sexuality of the characters is never a plot point in any story. However, some do-goody hyper gay haters have taken it upon themselves to make it an issue in my offline private life, thus the need for trigger warnings like this one.

These same gay haters have been spreading slander both offline and online calling the series “Erotica”, which has resulted in many readers of Erotica to buy/read books in my series expecting Erotica and being deeply disappointed upon discovering that I am a Mormon and I do not write sex scenes, nor do I write plots of a sexual nature.

NEWSFLASH: gay does NOT = Erotica.

LIKEWISE: transgender does NOT = Erotica.

ALSO: intersex is a real medical condition and it does not = either “shemale” or Erotica.

• The real world medical term for the condition Quaraun has is: Bilateral Ovotesticular Syndrome, look it up.
• I have been writing & publishing this series since 1978 and there was never any issues prior to 2013 when a local minister started transphobic, gay-hating, sex fetish, Erotica rumours about it, which resulted in my infant son’s murder and my becoming paralyzed.
• I do not appreciate religion crazed hate mongers trying to slap THEIR politics on my series that has absolutely nothing to do with politics whatsoever.

If you came here expecting Erotica, sex fetishes, the sexual objectification of gay men/transgender people/or the intersex medical condition, you are going to be EXTREMELY disappointed.

Of course this all leads up to, what genre is it?

Who knows.

I write it as a series, that is mostly short stories, with some novellas, and a few novels, and does not fit neatly into any one genre, because I experiment with genres, so it could be Horror today and SciFi tomorrow and Western the next day, a Mystery here, a Romance there, but always it is about the same one main character and his two husbands.

It has time travel and space travel, which kind of gives it SciFi vibes...

...but it's not SciFi enough for most SciFi readers, because it's also Elves and Fairies and Wizards, which lands it in Fantasy, but it's set in 40th centaury far future earth during and apocalypses so that is too Dustopian for Fantasy readers...

...but then the primary plot line the the relationship of the 3 main characters, which ALMOST makes it Gay Romance, but it doesn't follow the standard "Romance beats" and ends up learning more into Soap Opera drama then actual Romance, but then it has all sorts of vampires and ghosts and haunted house stuff, which could be considered Poe-isk Gothic Horror.

And because it is hundreds and hundreds of short stories (1k to 7k words each, most of them, where each one is a different genre, it's not easy to slap a single genre onto the series as a whole.

Like, I can point to this story and say "That one is Cosmic Horror" and then point to the next story and say "That one is Sweet Romance" and point to the next story and say "That was is a Character Study", then say "This story here is a Pirate Adventure", and so on.

I think I've done at least one story each for every genre you can think of, except Erotica (I do not write sex scenes, so the series has no sex), and War Stories (I do not write action/battle/fight scenes).

But then on top of all that, more then half the stories are written in a "Story Poem" format where it's a hundred words of narrative then 24 lines of verse, then more narrative then more verse... I don't even know what that format is called so I just call it "Story poems"

So, how do you categorize it as a whole? It's a mix bag of a little bit of everything.

Usually I end up just calling it "Yaoi" because it a Poly Gay Thruple main characters, but most people heard "Yaoi" and think young teen boys and steam sex... but my characters are 3 elderly men, and the series has no sex. So, "Yaoi" often is not the right term either, because readers expect young lovers and steamy sex, not old men sitting around drinking tea.

I end up calling it Dark Fantasy, because of any genre, that's the one it falls into most often.

But when you get right down to it, the "true" genre is "Any genre I'm in the mood to write that day, and who knows what genre it'll be tomorrow".

The Mix Bag Genre, if that was a thing, would best what would be fit. Maybe I should just start calling it that.

It could also be classified as Religious Fiction for The Voodoo Religion, as the real world version of the religion practiced by BoomFuzzy and to some extent also Quaraun, is real world Voodoo. Not the phoney baloney bull shit horror movie crap that Hollywood calls “voodoo”, but rather the real and actual Voodoo Religion aka Folk Catholicism, of which I am a “priestess” of.

It could likewise be classified as Gypsy Fiction, seeing how it is written by a Gypsy and features Gypsy main characters portrayed accurately to our actual culture and not the bull shit Hollywood makes us out to be.

I do not strive to meet any genre standards or publishing industry conventions. I simply write what I know.

For example, prior to 2014, Quaraun did not have either a lame leg or a cane. But I have had a lame leg and a cane since February 2014, and a few weeks later, I wrote a story where Quaraun received a leg injury similar to my own and wrote his lack of recovery similar to my own, and gave him a lame leg and cane same as mine.

So, it is very difficult to neatly fit my series into any one genre, as I do not write it with any one genre in mind.

This leads too, to the 2014 major change of the series to make Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn lovers, when from 1978 to 2014, they had no romantic feelings for each other at all.

A thing which I have learned, too, is that my people, we Gypsies, we do not have words for things like:

• gay
• lesbian
• transgender
• queer
• transvestite
• bisexual
  …and other similar related words.

There simply is no way to translate “LGBTQAI+” types of words into our language because we do not have anything of those words in our native language.

It is why I have always found it very difficult to understand what Americans are talkin about when they talk about gay or lesbian or queer or transgender, because my people simply do not have any concept of such words.

For many many years, Americans have looked at characters from my books and attached the words “gay” and “transvestite” to my main character Quaraun, and also “gay” to BoomFuzzy and “gay” and “bisexual” to GhoulSpawn. And because my people do not have words for these things, it was many decades before I understood what the meaning of these words “gay”, transvestite”, and “bisexual” were.

And now that I know what those words mean, I am even more baffled by Americans calling my characters these words.

The Last Emperor of The Moon Elves, Quaraun Swanzen, Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with his favorite grandson Roderic Swanzen. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.

Quaraun, is a polygamist Gypsy with many wives, over a hundred children, and like my grandfather David Henry Atwater, always wears pink, which is a very common colour for Gypsy men to wear. It is rare for a Gypsy woman to ever wear pink as pink is considered a man’s colour. Quaraun, is Emperor Swanzn, also known as SunTa, King of The Sun, The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, builder of The Twighlight Manor, Sir Roderic’s grandfather, King of The Flamites, The Elves of The Flaming Planet.

Quaraun and his daughter Pippa, and the pink striped silk tent Quaraun lives in. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.

Likewise King Gwllmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, King of the Realm of Fae, is a King with hundreds of female concubines, and many children by each.

And GhoulSpawn, while not married is never without multiple female prostitutes. He was the son of The Ghoul King — The King of Demons, and himself a King of Chaos Demons.

They were always listed as The 3 Gypsy Kings who jointly rules the three planets of The Triple Planet System.

Because they are 3 Gypsy Kings, they lived together in the primary tent of the caravan, and their wives and children lived in the many other tents of the caravan. But before 2014, no story ever showed them as in romantic relationships with each other.

And it is a constant bafflement to me why Americans persisted in accusations of calling them gay.

I believe the issue is that American culture has an extreme hatred for all things not white, and a total inability to even try to acknowledge the existence of cultures that are not American.

By this I refer to the fact that the REASON, most American readers give for their hostile accusations of accusing my characters of being gay, seems to always go back to the pink silk tent.

Quaraun’s caravan consists of well over 400 people traveling together. And while this is mentioned in passing, in many stories, there are rarely any characters other then the 3 Gypsy kings seen in action on the page.

Quaraun has 35 primary wives who are listed by name, and over a 100 lesser wives, not named. BoomFuzzy has the most wives, with over 70 primary and over 300 lesse. GhoulSpawn has no wives, but has a large harem of concubines' and prostitutes, more than 75 of which have been named throughout the series. All 3 of them (Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn), have each fathers well over 100 children that are named throughout the series, and each are stated to having over 500 children a piece which are not named. And yet in spite of this American readers continue to persist in saying these 3 are gay.

Why?

I have asked. When these very hate fueled, raging, yelling, angry Americans show up in my yard screaming and yelling and calling my a “Gay Erotica author”, I ask them why they say this, and the ones which stop throwing my books in the bon fires they start on my lawn, long enough to actually answer, always reference the pink silk tent and the fact that Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn live together in it.

Which again, has never made any sense to me.

It was not until in 2019, when I moved into an apartment in Biddeford, that I became aware of the fact that in American society, men and women sleep together at night, which is such an odd and bizarre thing to do, and I do not understand why Americans do that.

We Gypsies do not do that.

• Women and male children under the age of 12 all sleep together in one tent (or multiple tents if there are too many to fit in one tent).
• All men over 12 years old, whom are not the reigning kings of the clan, sleep together in a different tent.
• The clan kings, (most clans have 3, one who is in full control, and 2 who act as his advisors and who take over if he is sick or dies— it is similar to how Americans have a President and a Vice President) sleep together is a seperate tent.
• The tents of the men and the tents of the women are usually of plainer, less colourful material, often just brown and undecorated, while the tent of the 3 kings is a bright colour, often reds, pinks, purples, oranges, yellows, or blues, usually 2 colours in wide stripes, and often heavily decorated in gold trim, embroidery, and beadwork.

Quaraun’s tent is described as a pink striped silk yurt, made of wide bands of puce and fuschia velvet, crazy-quilted together with a lot of gold embroidery and silver beads. It was designed after my grandfather David Henry Atwater’s real tent which was pink and yellow and sat in my yard for many years in the 1970s.

See the picture below: THIS is how we live. THIS is our NORMAL. This is me in May 2007 (1st & 3rd picture) and October 2007 (2nd picture). I lived under this 8x9' tarp from May 9, 2006 to March 31, 2015. Before the tarp, I had over a dozen lean too style tee-pees made of branches on my yard which I lived in from 1975 to 2006. While there were 3 houses on my land, I used one for housing books, one for housing clothes, and one for house equipment (washboard, dishes, ect). There has never been either electricity or plumbing. While I started writing online in 1996, I did so at the Old Orchard Beach Libbey Memorial Library computer, and did not own a computer myself until 2016. I do not know how to live in a house or how to use most things Americans have in houses. And I do not write my characters living in houses either, because I write what I know and I do not know the first thing about living in houses or how one would go about it.You Americans who live in houses: YOU ARE WEIRD AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU.

THIS is how we live. THIS is NORMAL. This is me in May 2007 (1st & 3rd picture) and October 2007 (2nd picture). I lived under this 8x9' tarp from May 9, 2006 to March 31, 2015. Before the tarp, I had over a dozen lean too style tee-pees made of branches on my yard which I lived in from 1975 to 2006. While there were 3 houses on my land, I used one for housing books, one for housing clothes, and one for house equipment (wash board, bishes, ect). There has never been either electricity or plumbing. While I started writing online in 1996, I did so at the Old Orchard Beach Libbey Memorial Library computer, and did not own a computer myself until 2016. I do not know how to live in a house or how to use most things Americans have in houses. And I do not write my characters living in houses either, because I write what I know and I do not know the first thing about living in houses or how one would go about it. You Americans who live in houses: YOU ARE WEIRD AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU.

You Americans who allow men and women to sleep in the same rooms together: YOU ARE WEIRD AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU.

and also:You Americans who allow men and women to eat meals together at the same time in the same rooms together: YOU ARE WEIRD AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU.

In Gypsy culture and religion it is seen as a grave sin for men and women to do things together.In Gypsy culture and religion it is seen as a grave sin for men and women to sleep in the same room at night, a grave sin that sends one to Hell.

And can you now see WHY, I remain continually baffled and confused by the American readers who call my characters gay, based only on the fact that they, the 3 kings who rule their clan, sleep in the pink silk tent at night?

From the first book in 1978 until the 2014 rewrites, after my son’ murder November 14, 2013, these three characters had no romantic relationship with each other. That changed in 2014, when all the old stories were rewritten and republished, to show them, now as married to each other, in addition to the wives and children they already had. New stories written since 2014 always show them this way.

But oddly, I have no ability to translate the “Gay” versions of the story back into my native language because my people have no words to match.

You can find out more about my native language here:

https://medium.com/quaraun-shorts/a-scottish-english-primer-371ba953584c

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Quaraun with his first wife

Quaraun with his first wife

The Ghost of Ruby, Quaraun's oldest daughter by his first wife. The Ghost of Ruby, Quaraun's oldest daughter by his first wife. The Ghost of Opal, Quaraun's oldest son by his first wife. The Ghost of Opal, Quaraun's oldest son by his first wife.

The Ghost of Sapphire, Quaraun's 2nd oldest daughter by his first wife. The Ghost of Sapphire, Quaraun's 2nd oldest daughter by his first wife. The Ghost of Diamond, Quaraun's 2nd oldest son by his first wife. The Ghost of Diamond, Quaraun's 2nd oldest son by his first wife.

Quaraun with HellBorne Summoner of Darkness, his half-Elf son by a Human prostitute

Quaraun with HellBorne Summoner of Darkness, his half-Elf son by a Human prostitute

Yes, there is a LOT of prostitution in the Quaraun series.

More then 3/4s of the 138 novels, 423 novellas, nd 2k+ short stories take place in taverns or brothels, and feature constant references to the fact that Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn together hiring a dozen or more prostitutes at once, for a night of wild bisexual orgies.  

An interesting thing to note is that Quaraun have never fucked another male, though he often fucks females.

BoomFuzzy is sex crazed out of his mind and will have sex with almost anyone, male or female, but he refuses to allow other males to fuck him.

GhoulSpawn, deeply dislikes being fucked by other men, with lone exception of BoomFuzzy, but GhoulSpawn with fuck either males or females, though his preference is for females, with the exception of Quaraun.

While sex scenes are fade to black and not shown on the page, most every book references the fact that Quaraun likes being double stuffed by BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn at the same time, while Quaraun himself is fucking a prostitute.

GhoulSpawn has never raped anyone. This can not be said of Quaraun and BoomFuzzy. BoomFuzzy has raped several people, including he raped Quaraun before he and Quaraun became a couple. Quaraun raped Empress Glacious moments after Gacious murdered Quaraun's favorite wife Pippa.

GhoulSpawn has never killed any one. This can not be said of either BoomFuzzy or Quaraun, both of whom are serial killers.

Quaraun murdered his first wife and their 4 children, after she drove BoomFuzzy to suicide. Quaraun used their soul to resurrect BoomFuzzy as a Lich.

BoomFuzzy is a warlord and prior to meeting Quaraun, had spent 2,000 years razing every village he encountered, raping, killing, and then eating everyone who crossed his path, earning him the name The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.

Quaraun with his 1st husband BoomFuzzy

Quaraun with his 1st husband BoomFuzzy

BoomFuzzy has multiple dozen female concubines and jokes to having fathered over a hundred children. Five of his children show up in the books.

Quaraun with his husband BoomFuzzy The Unicorn.

Quaraun with his husband BoomFuzzy The Unicorn.

An often forgotten by readers fact is that BoomFuzzy is a Unicorn, and the ORIGINAL Amazon editions from BEFORE the Monster Porn Perge, DID in fact include sex scenes, but they were scenes of BoomFuzzy in his Unicorn aka Horse form, fucking Quaraun.

In 2016 Amazon banned Monster Porn from featuring none humanoid sex scenes, and so all the original Unicornn sex scenes were removed. They were found in the now retired and out of print pink cover editions. So if you have a pink cover edition, the sex scenes are still in the books.

However after 2016 all sex scenes were removed from the series entirely, because Amazon put up so many restrictions regarding sex scenes that I did not want to bother trying to jump through their hoops.

And thus today they are no sex scenes in the current editions of the Quaraun books at all. However sex is mentioned, implied, and joked about by the characters often.

Quaraun with his 2nd husband GhoulSpawn

Quaraun with his 2nd husband GhoulSpawn

GhoulSpawn, is highly seductive to everyone he meets, male and female alike, and has girlfriends and lovers in just about every town they go through. He's prone to spend an inordinate amount of time in brothels with prostitutes.

Quaraun with his Pippa, half-Elf daughter by a human prostitute. Pippa is also his 2nd wife and is mother of King Vielder and Melaca.

Quaraun with his Pippa, half-Elf daughter by a human prostitute. Pippa is also his 2nd wife and is mother of King Vielder and Melaca.

Yes, there is a LOT of incest in the Quaraun series.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with King Vielder, his oldest son by his 2nd wife.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with King Vielder, his oldest son by his 2nd wife.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with Melaca (Roderic's father and Etiole's grandfather), his youngest son by his 2nd wife.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with Melaca (Roderic's father and Etiole's grandfather), his youngest son by his 2nd wife.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with Dr. Vangonesse, his youngest son an illegitimate child by raping Empress Glacius.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with Dr. Vangonesse, his youngest son an illegitimate child by raping Empress Glacius.

Yes, there is a LOT of rape in the Quaraun series.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with young Sir Roderic Lord of the Twilight Manor, his favorite grandson.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with young Sir Roderic Lord of the Twilight Manor, his favorite grandson.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with Roderic's youngest son Etiole, his favorite great-grandson.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with Roderic's youngest son Etiole, his favorite great-grandson.

Quaraun is a bi-sexual, demisexual, meaning an asexual person who refuses to have sex with anyone unless he has first formed a deep emotional relationship with them. He is not attracted to either males or females and will engage in sex with either if he feels a close bond with them.

Demisexuality is a sexual orientation in which the person feels sexual attraction only to people with whom they have a strong emotional bond. Most demisexuals feel sexual attraction only very rarely, and some have little to no interest in sexual activity, often going decades between engaging in sex.  Many demisexuals will only engage in sex at the request of their partner and only to satisfy their partner's needs, not their own.

(I am myself demisexual thus why I wrote Quaraun that way.) 

His primary lover throughout most of the series is male. In chronological order from youth to old age: he starts out with a male Faerie lover (BoomFuzzy) who commits suicide when Quaraun marries a female Elf.

With his first wife he fathers 2 sets a twins (4 children).

After his wife's death, Quaraun takes another male Faerie lover (Unicorn, who is the regenerated BoomFuzzy).

Shortly afterwards they meet a male half-Elf who eventually becomes another of Quaraun's lovers.

Later he gets lost in a portal world ad marries a Human wife, fathering a daughter with her.

Quaraun is born as the Magical Races are dying out and the Humans are taking over, living to see the Elves brought to near extinction. Quaraun is one of the last male Elves still alive. Humans make an attempt to keep Elves from dying out by enslaving them in zoos to breed them. Quaraun is captured by Humans and used as a breeder. When he escapes he takes with him a female Elf who becomes his 3rd wife.

With his 3rd wife he fathers Vielder and Melaca (the twin kings in the Twighlight Manor series) and after she dies has a 4th wife. 

He father's Gwaneesh with her.

In 750 years between the above mentioned primary lovers, Quaraun has random affairs with several male and female lovers. Quaraun father's 8 children with his four wives, is never informed if he fathered more children during his enslavement by Humans, and while several other half-Elf children are rumour to, he never acknowledges any of his half-breed offspring, with the exception of his favourite son Gwaneesh, who grows up to be Dr Vangoneese of the Twighlight Manor series.

While small villages on the outskirts of society tend to be welcoming of wizards, most large cities and upscale regions see wizards as little more then the scum of the Earth. As a result of this Wizards are rarely seen in areas with big populations. Wizards tend to sculk around in lower class, shady places - slums, ports, docks, seedy taverns, and places that are highly infested with pirates, criminals, thieves, whores, bootleggers, moonshiners, and other individuals out cast from upper class society.

Because of this most of the Quaraun series takes place in taverns and inns of ill repute, along the coast, usually in bars on sea ports. Pirates, drunks, drug dealers, prostitutes, and sailors are thus a daily part of Quaraun's life as this is the society he lives with and is a part of. Quaraun is himself often drunk, high, or in bed with prostitutes.

Interestingly, Quaraun is of the habit of paying prostitutes to sleep with him, but not have sex with him. When asked about this, he simply explains he dislikes to sleep alone and it's easy to find prostitutes willing to not have sex with a man as most of the women simply want the money to support their families.

GhoulSpawn on the other hand is frequently seen with many prostitutes, whom he is a frequent customer of. GhoulSpawn just likes sex a lot.

Over the course of his 750 years, Quaraun father's 37 children with prostitutes.

It is not uncommon for the 3 of them (Quaraun, Unicorn, and GhoulSpawn) to spend the night at whore houses, with only GhoulSpawn ever having sex with the women, and them all of them, the 3 wizards and the women, sleeping together. This is due to Quaraun being a pure blooded High Elf, and his species, normally have communal sleeping habits with a dozen or more people all in bed together. Elves are often noted for stating: "No one really notices who is cuddled up with who, just as long as every one is together, it's all good."

Quaraun remains with Unicorn throughout the entire series, acknowledging ONLY Unicorn as his spouse, largely ignoring his other lovers, with the exception of GhoulSpawn who often rivals Unicorn for Quaraun's affections.

Unicorn introduces Quaraun as "my wife" when they meet someone new; depending on the situation Quaraun may or may not admit to being Unicorn's "wife". 

The only character in the series who can actually be described as "gay" is Unicorn, who has no interest in females at all.

But also:

You are aware that Quaraun had BOTH fathered children AND given birth to children?

Quaraun is an intersex (has both male and female genitals) and is able to both get pregnant by other men as well as get women pregnant, had both things have happened in the books.

And on a similar note let's answer this question:

Did you know my main character Quaraun, is transgender? While the books always use he/him, Quaraun is an intersex (has both male and female genitals) character who was raised as a female, and converted to being a male later in life.

In that context, I am answering this question today:

>>>>(Advice wanted) Trans main character and deadnames/old pronouns? The story I’m writing is in first-person POV and follows the story of a trans character discovering who she is. The MC doesn’t outwardly talk about making the realization until towards the end, as the story mainly focuses on the different events throughout her life that lead her to this realization. The other characters in the story (up until she comes out to them) use her deadname and he/him pronouns. I was wondering if this would still be acceptable, as it wouldn’t make sense for the other characters to know she was trans if she never told them and didn’t even know herself until the late middle/end of the story and she never really feels uncomfortable when they do this pre-coming out. I’ve seen a similar thread where people suggest not using pronouns or a deadname at all, but I’m not sure if that would work well for my case.

I'm not sure if this will help you or not, but...

My merchant MC, Quaraun, whom I’m constantly talking about and always refer to as “he”, is F2M trans (cis female who transitioned to live life as a male). The mental transition started when he was 9 (so quite young) and was not accepted by his father, so he was not allowed to transition early on when he wanted to, put more effort into it at 15, and it wasn't until an adult on his own away from his father that you saw the full change, and it is not until he is 75 years old, that he fully rejects everything “she/her/female” related to his past.

So childhood, teen, and young adult scenes swing back and forth between using she to he, her to him, female name to male name, because he wasn't being allowed by adults around him to transition, but he was obstinate and kept trying anyways. BUT the childhood scenes are shown in a flashback late in the series, and told from his perspective so the narrative uses he/him/new male name, while only the dialogue of his father uses she/her/old female name.

The entire series is 3rd person. Some stories are regular normal 3rd person that follows just the MC (like Harry Potter or The Witcher). While a few stories are 3rd person omniscient, the birds eye point of view narrator who changes which character it follows from scene to scene (like Game of Thrones or Wheel of Time). But most stories in the series are 3rd person limited, told like 1st person by the MC himself, but speaking of himself in 3rd person pronouns (like Tell Tale Heart). It’s a series of short stories so which of the 3 types of 3rd PoV is different depending on the particular story in question.

Anyway...

The MC is already an old man (elderly) at the start of the series, so the reader is introduced to him as he/him and his after transitioning name, and it’s not until the second novel, during a series of flashbacks to his childhood, that the reader learns he used to be a she a long time ago.

So right from the start, the narrative treats the MC as male, using new/changed/male name straight from the beginning.

But because the flashbacks are told by him, when he is elderly, he refers to himself as he, even in the flashbacks, and uses his new name, not his dead name, even though the flashbacks show him as a child and take place before he started using his new name.

The stories shift timelines, so sometimes a story is in his past, and these I deliberately write in 3rd person limited so that it is he, himself now being the narrator, and thus, it's him from the current time, narrating events of his past, but speaking of himself in the 3rd person, and because of this, the narrative still uses he/him/new male name even if in a time period before she became he to everyone else, because he thinks of himself as he.

(Hopefully that makes sense.) Basically, the flashbacks are him as an old man, sitting in a tavern, telling stories of his youth to people in the tavern.

But, the issue of the dead name and use of female pronouns, does not come from him, rather it comes from the dialogue of characters who knew him before his transition.

So now comes the question of various characters' dialogue.

Quaraun's primary lover, BoomFuzzy, was with him before the transition, so knows he used to have a female name and female pronouns, but was with him during and after the transition and was instrumental in emotional support, so this character's dialogue always uses he/him/new male name, in scenes during and after the transition, but his old dialogue is shown using she/her/old female name before the transition happened.

Quaraun's 2nd lover GhoulSpawn (he has 2, the 3 of them living together) met him after the transition and they were friends several years before GhoulSpawn found out he was born she. GhoulSpawn never knew him as her, and so is always shown using he/him/new male name in his dialogue.

Quaraun's biological father, Murdock, never accepts the transition so his father's dialogue always uses she/her/old female dead name. However the father is a very minor character who is only seen in a few flashback scenes, so, it is very rare for the she/her/old female name to be seen. And when it does show up, you see the MC become visibly upset.

Quaraun's mother accepted her son as her son from 9 years old and never had an issue with the transition, so her dialogue always says he/him/new male name.

When Quaraun was very young, he was sent to live in foster care after his father murdered his mother. His foster dad, ZooLock, knew him as her at first, and was accepting of the transition but struggles with old age related memory issues and so in later years forgets the transition happened and so when he visits his foster dad, foster dad's dialogue greets him with she/her/old female dead name, then foster dad stumbles around saying no that's not right, apologies and corrects himself to saying he/him/new male name, which often leaves MC embarrassed if people in the room are unaware that he is F2Mtrans.

So, because the series is his PoV, most everything, including the narration uses the he/him/new male name. And it's only in the spoken dialogue of certain specific characters (the bio dad who refuses to acknowledge the change; and the foster dad when old and forgetful sometimes forgetting the change happened) who use she/her/old female name.

So it's mostly new name and only old dead name in specific situations, with old name only being brought up during specific plot point scenes, but only within the dialogue of specific characters, and not in the narration, as he is narrating about himself..

Also... the reader is never told what the birth female name was. In the dialogue the text says: **redacted/name removed** in the text instead of outright saying the old dead name. This is done because it's the MC telling what the other characters' dialogue said, and he refuses to say what his old female name was. So the series never reveals to the reader what the old name was, readers are simply aware that there was a female name at one point in his youth and he completely rejects his prior female state.

Flashbacks make up a lot of the series because he is old/elderly at the start and things he encounters triggers memories of youth, thus flashbacks.

Well because he is both the MC and the narrator, in flashback everything uses his new male name and male pronouns, because he sees himself as that name and those pronouns.

And as I said above, the female name is never stated, with the text saying **name removed** any time someone (like bio father mentioned above) uses it, so the reader never knows what it was and is aware he deeply dislikes being called that name to the point that he is removing when he talks about his past.

See the thing is, he associates his past name and gender with a lot of trauma and so seeks to separate himself from the person he used to be. Thus the physical removal of the name in the printed text.

I'm not sure if this is helpful for your situation or not, but I thought I’d mention the use/disuse of dead names for trans characters, because for some real life trans people using their dead name is very traumatic and should be avoided, but than for other trans people they are fine with talking about their dead name and don’t have trauma issues because of it. I write my character so that his dead name upsets him quite a lot and thus why it’s physically replaces with **redacted** or **name removed** in the text instead of outright saying the name, alongside showing him becoming upset whenever anyone says the dead name.

Anyways, hope something here helps you.

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The Quaraun series is a set of 2,000 short stories and 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, transvestite wizard.

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Meet The Characters:

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Characters: Transgender, Transexual, Transvestite, or Intersex? What is Quaraun? Writing Demisexual Characters Advice On Writing A Bisexual Character  Writing Genderfluid Characters Writing Transgender Characters Giving Your Characters Flaws and Goals How long does it take for your characters to fall in love with each other? What makes a strong male lead? Fantasy Names From Real World Cultures The Reader Impact of Minor Character Deaths How to Write a Sleazy Male (Villain/Bad Guy)  Need help writing characters of color | EelKat on racist white readers

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The World: What will a traveler encounter on the roads? Why is there a kitchen sink in my pocket? How To Write Slice-of-Life, Travelogue Style Literary Fantasy Books Writing Evil Unicorns Twerking Dragons Why do Lovecraftian beings come to earth? What number of continents are in your fantasy world? Did you know the town the series is set in is a real place you can visit? World-building In The Quaraun Series Calculating the weight of gold in AD&D Turning Scenes, Into Stories & Writing Travelogue Style Fantasy Books

The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane:  First draft/sample chapters from the  novels.

NOTE: The scenes and chapters featured here, are from the unedited first drafts, and NOT from the finished published novels. This was done because many readers had asked to see what the first drafts looked like to see how different they were from the finished product. Because these are from the unedited first drafts, they contain spelling and grammar errors, typos, and sections that are still unrevised. These errors are corrected in the final published editions.

More sample chapters can be found here: (note, while these chapters are linked in chronological order, they are not continuing one to the next, they are chapters spanning from Volume 1 all the way to volume 119, of a series that has 130 novels/volumes.)

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Chapter 1: King Gwallmaiic & The Sacred Pink JellyFish (Chapter 1 of the entire series)

BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell

The Dying Elf, Gibedon's Head, and King Gwallmaiic's Elf Eating Mansion

Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole

An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer

I Loved My Children, But I Loved BoomFuzzy More

Doe'Uan and The Lonely Elf

Finding Finderu 

Kelim Meets Quaraun The Insane

Pocket Lich Unleashed: Quaraun Murders Findaru

Captured By The Lich Lord 

An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit

The Lich's True Form Revealed 

Bullgaar the Vulgar 

The Enchanted Map

Waiter, There's a Head In My Soup

The Orcs and The Necromancer 

The Valley of the Katopas (Part 1)

The Valley of the Katopas (Part 2)

The Beginning of the End

The Witch Massimara Of Mount Yenka

Psychotic Dead Things

Six Days Earlier

There is no Mournful Lamb Inn

The Swamp of Death

The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin

Introducing GhoulSpawn

The Demon Cultists & The Coming of The Darkness

EelKat and The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin

The Moon Elves of Ivujivik

The Return of ZooLock The Great

The Gremlin's Warning

A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond

The Road To Witch Pond (Part 2)

The Road To Witch Pond (Part 3)

Santa's Dead Floating Body

Worms!

GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka

The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death

A Fourth Letter To Home - The Masochistic Elf With Stockholm Syndrome

GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka

The Strange Village or I Love The Smell Of Decomposing Bodies In The Morning

The Golden Rooster

Meeting Mallac

Serial Killer At Large

The Summoner of Darkness

Corsets, Elves, and Undead Faeries.

Visiting The Scene of Murder #1 With An UnGelded Stallion

I Never Wanted To Be a Wizard

Sheep Again

Back At The Tavern and Still No Shrimp

A Tavern Scene Part 3 - Quaraun, Unicorn, GhoulSpawn, - Time Travel, Chastity Cages, and Whores

Tumbling Down Stairs With Slutty Elves and Angry Liches

Where Are You Hiding That Horse?

The Hostess Twinkie Aisle of Biddeford WalMart

Quaraun Meets HellBorne The Evil

The Map of the Town

Quaraun Meets BatDude & Pigeon Poop Boy

Pepperell Square, Saco, Maine, In The Year 2525

No Goldfish, Today?

Chocolate Covered Elves 

Evil Elves 

How To Kill A Lich

The Lover's Triangle 

At Gremlin's House / Kill The Baby

I Am Not GhoulSpawn

Sheep

Santa's Letter to Satan 

Going North To Head South

Alone

In Black Tower

You've Only Known Our World Through The Eyes of a Madman

"Sold! To Zebulon, for two million dollars."

The Last of The Moon Elves

FarDarrig and The Baby That Never Should Have Been 

Answering Reader Question About The Quaraun Series:

Quaraun Free To Read Online Complete Chapter Index In Chronological Order

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Question Everything Before Putting It In Your World  The Quaraun series is a set of 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, bi-sexual, polyamorous/polygamous, masochistic, time traveling transvestite Elf wizard, his sex crazed, sadistic, drug dealing unicorn, and their bloodthirsty sentient house.  The Quaraun series contains heavy use of the following: suicide drug use cutting depression polygamy BDSM sex fetishes CBT (cock and ball torture)  sounding knoting barbed penises and toothed vaginas  monsters eating Humans blood thirsty Faeries Elves eating Elves Faeries eating Elves squid headed aliens eating brains out of still alive victims medieval torture schizophrenia stockholm syndrome sadism masochism rape incest dub-con necromancy necrophillia ritual murder flaying (skinning a person alive) child sacrifice cannibalism bloodletting vampirism (the mental illness, not the mythical creature) crude language (including an excessive use of the words fuck, cock, dick, testicals, balls, scrotum, and penis)  interracial relationships M/m/m relationships gay men bisexual men transvestite men men who have sex with unicorns(horses) tentacle porn sex with squid headed aliens shape-shifter sex ménage à trois relationships double dicked men tripple dicked penitration gay sex scenes bananas, pickles, candy canes, unicorn horns, and glass wizard wands used as dildos main character Quaraun is a man with 4 wives (one of whom is also his sister, another of whom is also his daughter)   Quaraun has 2 male lovers Quaraun has 4 children by his sister Quaraun has 3 children by his daughter Quaraun has 1 child that is the result of him raping a woman Quaraun has 37 children by prostitutes the primary secondary character, Unicorn, is a chemist "candy maker" and detailed instruction of how he makes his drugs, including recipes to do so are included in the novels

The Quaraun series has been banned by the following: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints aka The Mormon Church  (1991) (Reason: too much sex) (Interestingly, there were no sex scenes in the series before 2014) The Arundel Christian Tabernacle, Biddeford-Arundel, Maine  (2001) (Reason: evil and influenced by Satan) New Life Church, Biddeford, Maine  (2003) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church) (Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014) Fan-Fiction.net  (2012) (Reason: Too violent) Curtis Lake Church, Sanford, Maine  (2013) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church) (Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014 and I added gay characters to the series BECAUSE of this false complaint) Old Orchard Beach Town Hall of the Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, a division of the United States of America Government  (January 4, 2016 via court order)(State of Maine, Biddeford District Court: Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574)  (Reason #1: Too gay for the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach)(Reason #2: Contains transgender characters  depicted as living in Old Orchard Beach, in violation of the ordinance which states Old Orchard Beach is a "Family Friendly Town" by virtue of it's ban on LGBTQ+ residents) 27 volumes of the Quaraun novels were forced to be unpublished/removed from Amazon by the government issued court order that cited these books as "Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach" NOTE: As a result of this ban, and my discovery that OOB had an ordinance banning LGBTQ citizens from living in our town, an additional court case rose up, and on October 21, 2016, Alfred Superior Court overruled the ordinance banning LGBTQs in OOB, AND overturned the town hall's ban on the Quaraun series, citing that both the ordinace baning LGBTQ residents and the court order ordering the Quaraun books to be removed from Amazon.comto be "gross violations of civil rights".) Did you notice how 3 different places used the exact same phrase of "Too gay for the family friendly..." In each of these three cases the exact same minister was behind the ban.

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Sample Chapters of Many of the Novels Are Available To Read Online:

Vol.1 Night of the Screaming Unicorn | Read Online Chapter Index

Vol.2 Kelim and The Necromancer - Chapter Index Volume 5: The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain Vol.8 Quaraun and the Vampire Into The Swamp Of Death - Chapter Index Vol. 11 The Summoner of Darkness - Chapter Index

Vol. 3 BoomFuzzy | Free To Read Online Chapter Index Volume 6: The Obsidian Idol of The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley Volume 9: The City of The Screaming Statues Volume 12: Captain Quirk & The Pirate Ship Rent-A-Prize

Volume 4: The Journey Begins Volume 7: The Vulgar Alchemist's Inn Volume 10: The Last Katopa Volume 13: King Gwallmaiic, The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley

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Volume 17: The Tower of The Shape Shifting Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies Volume 00: 000000 Volume 23: The Return To Fire Mountain Volume 00: 000000

Volume 27: The Sorcerer's Tower of Cake

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Volume 48: A Baby For The Necromancer

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Volume 119: My Two Favorite People

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Book publishing hiatus: November 14, 2013 I was beaten up by a woman who claimed to be a unpublished author. I was paralyzed for 5 months and am still 4 years later relearning to use my legs & arms. While I was cripple, offline, and recovering these past 4 years, she next proceeded to hack my website and most all of my forum and social network accounts.

April 2015 she returned, filled my motorhome with 1,000s of gallons of feces/raw sewage and cut my cats heads off nailing them to my door. 10 cats are currently still missing. 

October 2006 she blew up my house with a bomb, in May 2013 put a bomb in my classroom at college, November 2015 put a bomb in my department where I work at Walmart, and June 2016 put yet another bomb in WalMart. The FBI is trying to identity of this woman. More info about these terrorist attacks on my family can be found here: https://www.eelkat.com/1667Words.html

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(What is the definition of an Elf?) but Noses, Penis Piercings, And Rapunzel Hair and Need Help Defeating Overpowered Fantasy Wizards? + Wizards and More Wizards and Even More Wizards and Still More wizards and MAKE VILLAINS EVIL AGAIN: A WRITER’S BATTLE CRY TO RECLAIM THE DARK SIDE Have you ever considered: How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing or Currency In Worldbuilding and The Dangers of World Travel or  Dragging a Body Through The Snow and Talking While Falling Asleep or Worldbuilding MoonQuakes and Disabled Characters for Fantasy Writers or I have everything but the kitchen sink... wait, how'd that kitchen sink get in my pocket? Writing Absurdist Fantasy Books but How long does it take to reach 1667 words? and 50k in one day - is it possible? plus What is the average typing speed? plus What (self-publishing) platform pays the most (for books)? My top 3 picks. Comparing my results from different places. and Knowing what to include when describing the surroundings of a scene also Validation Is a Cult and Open Strong, Stay Loud and  Where are the writers who love writing? plus Self-Publishing Success: Does Anyone Ever Succeed at Self-Publishing? and Where To Get Writing Ideas? and Writing What You Know Might Not Be What You Think It Is and Why I do not attend writing groups...are they all like this or just the ones in Maine? but also Don't Forget To Just Write  because Yes, You Can! Plus The Park Bench Method of Writing (with 10k writing prompt list) or The Park Bench Method of Writing (just the article) plus: How did you build your audience? Not online, that's for sure. aka How to sell ten million books aka How I sold ten million books. Need Writing Prompts? For Anyone Looking for: The "haunted car" people call The GoldenEagle & my response to Stephen King's illegally filming my family and farm in his movies? My response to MUFON's Amphibious Aliens? My response to Coast to Coast AMs Arrival in my yard? Back to the Home Page

Looking for my annual NaNoWriMo Prompts and Dares? I've been publishing these every year since 2004! Here's,for my 26th year, a shit ton load of daily writing prompts and writing dares to use for National Novel Writing Month, 2025 edition! The Park Bench Method of Writing The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane: Paperpacks & Hardcover Editions on Amazon: Not sure what the series is about?  Check out  The Quaraun Series Prologue and Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post and Worldbuilding MoonQuakes and Disabled Characters for Fantasy Writers and How well do I know Quaraun? - Let's find out! to find out more about the plot and lore of the series. Not sure which story to start with? These here are good places to start, to get a good introduction to the three main characters: Absinthe Slushies: An Ode to Frozen Green Fairy Wine Bone Dice BoomFuzzy's Chowder Dilemma The Cellar's Forgotten Treasure Chaos in The Lighthouse - Shattered Panes, Shattered Minds The Cliff-Side Temple Control or Protection? A Dark and Stormy Night Drying Herbs Excited For The New Baby Five Ways To Save Money in Las Vegas The Golden Dragon Keys Herons in the Dunes If your ass ain’t freezing or your brains ain’t scrambled, you’re ain’t really trying Kiss Me Fuckin' Arse - Just Another Day in the Ice-Laced Ruins of The GodForsaken City Lens and Light Maintenance Macaroni and Cheese: A Creamy Pasta Dish Drenched in Melted Cheese, Often Topped with Breadcrumbs- It's Never That Easy A Map Worth More Than Gold The Morning After a Night of Teaching Wizards To Gather Magic With Cards Necromancer of the Parched Sands in the Desert of Diona Necromancy-A Day in the Life of a Bumbling Necromancer-Again Nightmare Nook Paddlewheel Maintenance The Phooka's Dragon School The Red Hakama Springtime by the River Spirit-Walk Slippers Sticky Rice, Bare Fingers, and Slippery Chopsticks The Sweet and Sour of Lemons The Terror Bird 3 Perspectives on an Apple The Valuable Mystery of the Talking Saloon Door and How We Nearly Got Shot Over Stale Tacos Vendetta over Vittles A Very Important Clump of Grass Wagers and Wiles in the Godforsaken City The Washer Woman & The Fae Weather Forecasting Stones You Never Know What Info You Might Pick Up in the Afterlife aka Quaraun's Near Death Experience (A NDE Fiction) Or if after reading those, you still are looking for more free to read stories, there are over three thousand of them on this site, too many to list here, but here a few dozen to get you started... ...you can just jump in and try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books: Abyssal Addlepated: Stupid and Confused All the roads are gone Alone Ancient Coin Hoard Unearthed Angry Ocean Waves at Sunset The Arrival The Art of Destroying a Human Village for Fun and Profit At the High Priest's Altar Back At The Tavern and Still No Shrimp The Bandits and the Pink Necromancer The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death The Beacon Room at the Top of the Black Tower Lighthouse The Beauty of a Silk Moth Hatching The Beginning of the End Bellicose: Warlike! Aggressive! Hostile! Beneath a crimson sky, the silk weaver wove pink silk. Beneath Malevolent Stars The Black Sock, Again Blizzard The Boat Fiasco The Book Burning Maggots, a You Can't Spell Hatred Without Red Hats BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House from Hell The Brownies & The Witch, or Why Faeries Don’t Wear Socks The Bumbling Pursuit of The Pink Necromancer Candied Nightmares The Candle Con in Ember Hollow The Candy Corn Unicorn Captured By The Lich Lord The Cast Iron Frying Pan Cattail Pollen Spaghetti with Wild "Oregano" A Chilly Light Drizzle Becomes Snowfall on the Shore Chocolate Bliss Chocolate in the Neon Shadows Christmas in 40th Century Dystopia Christmas With The Krampus Family The City of Death Clam Digging in the Rain The Clock Ticks Away Clotheslines, Games, and the Village Code Ghosts Comet Fall Snow Day Blitz Conundrum in the Bazaar Corsets, Elves, and Undead Faeries Crabapples in the Rain Cranberry Muffins The Crooked Dice The Crows Are Restless Crullers and Curses at Midnight The Curse of the Liquid Gold The Cursed Mirror Dangerous Tides {A Pink Necromancer Drabble Dozen, featuring Etiole} Dark Damp Basement A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest Deadly Shores of Noodle Beach The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness The Demonic Music Box Desolate Nostalgia on a Frozen Shoreline The Diamond Forest in the Bio Dome The Disbelief of Humans Discovering A Floating Castle Dismal Day at the Street Market The Doors' Dark Secret - A Wedding In A Zombie Apocalypse Dreams of Purple Pearls The Drunk Moon Elf Echoes of the Glass Forest Echoes of the Unseen An Eclipse in the Faerie Glen An Eclipse Looms Tonight An Eerie Discovery Eerie Symbols in the Snow The Egg That Was Not an Egg The Elf With Crippled Hands Ember Enable The Enchanted Map Encountering ghostly apparitions in the swamp Evil Eggplants Stalking Outside Evil McEvil of The Twirly Moustache Existential Crisis Perspectives - 3 Perspectives on an Existential Crisis Exploring the Swamp's Forgotten River A Fall in the River A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond 15 Drabbles About Being Transgender The First Flicker of Dawn Fishing in the Rain Five Ways To Save Money in Las Vegas Fizzy and Frigid A Flapdoodle Wizard’s Duel Fleeced for Fizz Fog & Peach Melba Toast After Last Night's Rain Footprints In The Sand Forest Kings and Their Antler Crowns The Fragrant Smoke of Flavoured Herbs Freshly Baked Sugar Cookies The Frilly Nest of Panic A Garden of Pink Chrysanthemums Get your hands off my dress! GhoulSpawn & The Cultists GhoulSpawn Said The Moon Don’t Laugh GhoulSpawn's Toasted Marshmallow Magic A Glass of Fresh Milk Gloom Blob of Doom: The Dreadful Dripping of the Doom Blob of Gloom Glumpish, Grumpy, Sullen, Gloomy Golden Field, Pink Glories The Golden Mask The Graveyard That Ate the Living The Great UnSeelie Court Swindlers He Always Comes Back Heirloom Tomatoes Help! He's trying to feed me! The Herd Approaches The Howl on Silent Moor How to Create a Literary Empire with Just Your Bum Poems How To Kill a Lich How to Hijack a Human Supply Train Without Getting Shot How to Overthrow an Entire Settlement Without So Much as Lifting a Finger I Need To Feel Safe Ignoramus — An Utterly Ignorant Crowd of Humans IkuTursu's Cursed Depths of the Swamp Where Pine Boughs Whisper Incandescent Shadows Over Driftwood Bay The Infected Survivor Inner Fortitude Insidious Love Invigorating Cool Air Iron Hooves and Burning Roads, Krampus on Wheels The Ivory Tower of Greed The Jar of Pickled Toes Jibber Jabber Ramblings by the Fire The Jolly Red Lich King Journey Through the Zombie-Infested Swamp on the Blue Monkey Judgement An Ode To The Lunatics Preaching The Rapture of September'25 Kelim and The Necromancer: Finding Finderu Kelim Meets Quaraun The Insane Lanterns Over the Faerie Glen Leaving Your Bed Messy Isn't Exactly the Apocalypse The Leprechaun of The Deep North A Lich's Lament For a Mortal Lover Growing Old A Lich's Reflections On Escaping The Swamp of Death The Lich's True Form Revealed The Lighthouse’s Glass-Eyed Horror The Lighthouse Keeper The Lighthouse That Leapt, Space Dock 13's First Jump Through Space The Long Road The Loot Tree Lord of the Hive Lost In The Forest of No Return-Trying To Find Directions The Lost Library and The Snowglobe The Lotus' Silent Prayer on the Sandy Shoreline Lover's Triangle Make tea and go for a rainy forest walk Maple Cotton Candy Served as a Topping on Vanilla Ice Cream A Market Day Disaster Market Day Weekend - Three Days In The Life of The Pink Necromancer Marsh Serenity Reflection Mayonnaise Meeting Mallac Melt, Ya Safe With Me The MerMan's Wrath Milkweed Meadow Mint, Madness, and Motor Parts The Mischief of the Purple Unicorn Misplaced Utensils and the Cascade of Confusion Monsters & Mayhem: How Black Tower Became Pink (8+ Parts) The Moon and The Drowned The Moon Goddess Laughs From The Rooftops The Moon That Hungers The Moon and The Mirror Morning Sickness at The Shattered Stein (TW: MPreg Yaoi) A Mysterious Door No Goldfish, Today? No Place for Birth The Noodle of Power Not Little Red Riding Hood Obsessive Love-Dangerous Love An Ode to My Shattered Sanity Ominous One River In Three Perspectives Open Grave An Ordinary Day A Path of Twisted Trees A Peaceful Night on the Tundra The Peaceful Shores of Noodle Beach Phantom Tides Pickling Perfection Pickles, Panic, & Permafrost The Picnic Pink Marabou Trimmed Rainbow Leg Warmers, a Purple Feathered Black Leather Codpiece, and an Emerald Green Overly Fluffy Scarf The Pink Necromancer's Deceitful Carpet Weave Pink Sheep, Cheesy Burritos, and The Grim Reality of Zombies Pliable Clay on the Potter's Wheel Pocket Lich Unleashed: Quaraun Murders Finderu Preparations for the Street Market of the GodForsaken City Psychotic Dead Things Quaraun's Beauty Makeovers Quaraun's Candle Business Quaraun's Irritable Day Quaraun and The Wandering Turtle City Quarreling Over the Last Slice of Pizza A Quiet Day on The Blue Monkey The Quiet Evening in the Pink Silk Tent A Quiet Evening In The Rain A Quiet Night on The River A Quiet Place To Sweep A Quiet, Relaxing Foot Rub The Rain-Drenched Alley Raining Cats & Dogs Readers vs Readers, What Really Makes a Reader, a Reader? Remove! The Return of ZooLock The River Boat Man-Woman The Sacred Pink Secret (TW: Mpreg Yaoi) Safety and Emergency System Activated. Please Being Calm Santa's Floating Dead Body Santa's Letter To Satan The Screaming Contest The Seagull Sea Slugs and Clam Chowder Bread Bowls Secret Meeting Hidden Behind Closed Doors Shadows on the Clam Flats Shipyard at Dusk The Silence of the Unseen Silks in the Snow The Singing Crabgrass Crabs — A Green Fairy Wine Tale A Sinister-Looking Stone Well Six Days Earlier The Snake's Prophecy of Doom Upon The Fractured Moon A Solitary Black Sock Spinning Dreams in Silk The Soul Eater Spacious Space Spooky Scary Skeletons - A Graveyard Waltz Stillness in the Garden's Chaos Stone Cakes for the Road Survival Preppers Of The Zombie Apocalypse The Swamp of Death The Tavern in the Faraway Town The Temple City of The Green Goddess, Where Every Street Has a Name The Terrifying Cliffs of Noodle Beach, featuring Etiole That Afternoon When Quaraun Got Stuck In a Crab Trap That Big Bad Darkness in His Heart A Threatening Letter Too Busy Cooking Lemon Tarts Toobe's Well-Prompted Apocalypse (A ChatBot Plans Global Domination) The Trade Caravan A Tumble In The River The Vacuous Tavern Fool Waiter, There's A Head In My Soup Wandering Merchant: The Trader’s Cryptic Goods (Part 2 of ShipYard At Dusk) What I Wish I Knew Before Not Becoming an Astrophysicist When a Government Tries to Cover Its Crimes Why the Sea is Salt A Winter Wizard Wishing For Lobster Rolls-Never Make Wishes In The Presence of Wizards WORMS! Wrath of the Sacred Pink JellyFish Yelling at the Snowstorm You've Only Known Our World Through The Eyes of a Madman You trust that nonsense over a map? Zombies Are Not the Worst Thing Here {TW: Love fucking wins} Zwodder: A Drowsy Stupid State of Mind Hmmm... soooo... I was making the above list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here, and adding it into the footer of my site, here as you can see, which loads on every page, and then I realized... wait... there are over two thousand Pink Necromancer stories up free to read on my website, I can't put two thousand links on every single page! Whoops! LOL! So, now I'm putting list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here on this page instead and just link that page to the footer instead. But also I'll just leave some of the links in the footer, as you can see above. FacebookXPinterestTumblrRedditWhatsApp ShareFacebookXPinterestTumblrRedditWhatsApp The Park Bench Method of Writing

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2. Moon Elf Society | Fantasy Worldbuilding & Character Creation
3. Is Quaraun gay? | Quaraun FAQs

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