Is Quaraun gay?
Quaraun FAQs

Is Quaraun gay? 

No.

Quaraun himself is not a gay man. He's also not a transexual.

Quaraun has 4 wives.

Yes, he also has 2 male lovers on the side. But that makes him bi-sexual. Not gay.

To be gay, one has to be a male.

Quaraun is transgender.

Quaraun is biologically a female.

One of the problems with the slander calling my books Gay Erotica, is the fact that Quaraun is a transgender man, meaning he is biologically female and living as a man, using male pronouns. This also means from time to time there are stories when he is pregnant and goes into "hiding" to avoid the public discovering he is biologically female. He does this by hiding out/living in brothels, because he trusts prostitutes with his secret. The prostitutes also adopt his children, which he takes care of from at a distance without them knowing he is their mother, instead allowing them to believe he is their father.

Another of the problems with the slander calling my books Gay Erotica, is I'm a 5th Generation Mormon and I never wrote a sex scene in my life, there are no sex scenes in the series, and if YOU are seeing anything even remotely sexual in my books, well, that is just YOU having a dirty mind and making non-sexual things be about sex because YOU are a deviated sex pervert.

ONLY a person who is obsessed with sex, sees sex in places where there is no sex.

So... the people calling my books Gay Erotica... it says more about their own sex fantasies then it does about me or my books.

So, the question is: If you yourself are NOT obsessed with gay sex, then how would it even be possible for you to think a thing is about gay sex?

YOU saw gay sex in places where there was no gay sex, because YOU are obsessed with thinking about gay sex.

Think on that for a bit.

Romance Heat Levels

It occurs to me, seeing how a LOT of ignorant people falsely assume Gay or Yaoi = Erotica, that there needs to be an index of what the heat levels of Romance are.

Inspirational:

• No sex, no kissing, no hugs.
• Plot focuses on the everyday struggles of the couple and how those struggles impact their relationship.
• Religion, church, and belief in God solve problems and strengthen couple’s love for each other.
• Happy Ever After ending.

Sweet:

• No sex, no kissing, no hugs.
• Plot focuses on everyday struggles of the couple and how those struggles impact their relationship.
• Together they defeat trials and tribulations to solve problems and strengthen couple’s love for each other.
• Happy Ever After ending.

Fluffy:

• Snuggles, hugs, innocent kisses.
• No sex.
• Plot focuses on everyday struggles of the couple and how those struggles impact their relationship.
• Together they defeat trials and tribulations to solve problems and strengthen couple’s love for each other.
• Happy Ever After or Happy For Now ending.

Orange:

• Snuggles, nuzzles, romantic kisses, touches.
• Sex is hinted at but does not happen on page.
• Plot focuses on everyday struggles of the couple and how those struggles impact their relationship.
• Together they defeat trials and tribulations to solve problems and strengthen couple’s love for each other.
• Happy Ever After or Happy For Now ending.

Lime:

• Passionate hugs, passionate kisses, passionate touches, sex once in a while, but not graphic.
• Plot focuses on everyday struggles of the couple and how those struggles impact their relationship.
• Together they defeat trials and tribulations to solve problems and strengthen couple’s love for each other.
• The desire for a sexual relationship is the motive of one or both characters.
• Happy Ever After or Happy For Now ending.

Lemon:

• Passionate hugs, passionate kisses, passionate touches, sex often.
• Sex is often graphic.
• Plot focuses on everyday struggles of the couple and how those struggles impact their sexual relationship.
• The desire for a sexual relationship is the motive of one or both characters.
• Sex is more important to the characters, then forming a strong relationship with each other.
• Lust, not love moves the plot forward.
• Happy For Now ending is common but not required.
• Angst/Sad/Tragic endings are acceptable.

Lewd:

• Characters are lewd horn dogs, making a lot of sex jokes and sex talk, constantly.
• Sex however, rarely if ever happens.
• Often, delves into dark topics such as drug use and suicide.
• The desire for a sexual relationship is the motive of one or both characters.
• Sex is more important to the characters, then forming a strong relationship with each other.
• Lust, not love moves the plot forward.
• Happy For Now ending is uncommon.
• Angst/Sad/Tragic endings are common.

Spicy:

• Passionate hugs, passionate kisses, passionate touches.
• Story focuses heavily on Romance.
• Characters are lewd horn dogs, making a lot of sex jokes and sex talk, constantly.
• Sex happens often.
• Sex is often graphic.
• The desire for a sexual relationship is the motive of one or both characters.
• Sex is more important to the characters, then forming a strong relationship with each other.
• Lust, not love moves the plot forward.
• Happy For Now ending is common but not required.
• Happily Ever After endings happen but are rare.

Hot:

• Passionate hugs, passionate kisses, passionate touches.
• Story focuses heavily on Romance.
• Sex happens often.
• Sex is always graphic.

NA/New Adult:

• Also known as “Erotica with plot”
• A subGenre of Erotica, NA is a TYPE of Erotica, that tries to weave a little bit of story into the sex scenes.
• Sex. Sex. Sex.
• More sex.
• Oh yeah, even more sex.
• Almost ZERO plot.
• Also, heavy BDSM.
• Sex is always graphic and usually laughable in accurate due to most writers are this heat level are virgins under the age of 12.
• Contrary to common misconception, NA does NOT mean “young adult but older characters”. New Adult is in fact a type of Erotica and is sold in brick&mortar bookstores in the locked glass cabinets, alongside PlayBoy magazines.
• (This is the heat level of 50 Shades of Grey)
• See here for more info:

YA = Children’s Books & NA = Pornography — PLEASE STOP ASKING IF YOUR BOOK IS YA OR NA!
How the hell do you mix up YA children’s books with NA Erotica books? So fucking sick of clueless idiots, trying to…

Erotica:

• Sex IS the plot.
• The same heat level as NA, but without plots.
• The story exists specifically for the sole purpose of graphicly showing off naked genitals on every page.
• Graphic sex happens on nearly every page.
• There is no story.
• There is no plot.
• The story starts when the sex scene starts and end when the sex scene ends.
• Literally just stand alone sex scene with no story attached.
• Character often do not even have names.

NOTE:

• A Happy Ever After ending, is an ending where the primary couple gets married and the story ends with them starting married life together.
• A Happy For Now ending, is an ending where the couple is a happy couple, but has not reached the point of talking about marriage and may or may not marry after the book’s timeline.
• Angst ending, the couple are not together, but one part of the couple wants to be with the other, yet the other is still playing the field and not ready to settle down
• Dark or Dark Romance ending, is a “mock” HEA or HFN ending where the couple ends up together, but one of the two is verbally or physically abusive to the other, causing the reader to wish they had broken up instead of staying together.
• Tragic/Sad endings, are endings where one or both of the couple dies at the end (think Romeo and Juliet)

So which one is gay?

All of them.

Any of them.

Gay means 2 men in love with each other.

Gay couples can appear in ANY heat level.

Which one do you write?

Contrary to the endless wild hate fueled slanderous rumours falsely accusing my Quaraun books of being “Gay Erotica”, my Quaraun series is ACTUALLY “Sweet, Fluffy Inspirational”.

The three main characters of the Quaraun series are all hugely religious.

• Quaraun is a Pagen priest
• GhoulSpawn is a LDS-Mormon missionary.

There are no sex scenes.

There are not even sex scenes hinted at.

On very rare occasions you will see the characters kiss. Usually it is BoomFuzzy kissing Quaraun.

The characters hug and snuggle often.

There are scenes of them either waking up together or going to bed together, but the most you see is a single sentence like: “They turned out the light and went to bed.”I think the people accusing my books of being Erotica, have got no clue what Erotica is and would be totally mind blown if they ever read real and actual Erotica. This series barely has enough handholding and hugs to scitter into Romance at at all, even on the lowest levels.

You know, one of the weird things about the gay erotica rumors is they do not take into consideration that I was only 3 years old in 1978.

I was born in 1975.

These so caled "gay erotica" books were published in 1978 when I was THREE years old.

Think about THAT for a minute and then you will see how the people who call my books gay erotica are even more retarded then I am!

But let's look at another question I answered, and that will explain to you why it is the books are not gay erotica:

FAQ: Where can I find your older books?

Almost everything published before 2010 is out of print.

Most everything published before 1996 was short stories published in local small press print magazines, that had gone out of business by 1996.

Both Quaraun and BoomFuzzy had different names prior to 2014 (SunTa and BlackBird) so if you search for the names Quaraun or BoomFuzzy you'll find nothing prior to 2014.

From 1978 to 2014 the series was called "The Twighlight Manor series". It was renamed "The Quaraun series" in 2014 when Quaraun moved forward as the new main character.

From 1978 to 1987 EelKat, Etiole, and Gremlin were the main characters.

No. I am not EelKat, and if you thought my name was EelKat then you've been listening to too much gossip by too many conspiracy theorists.

EelKat is the black bobcat from Planet Ptarmagin, who flies the VISION-D8 starship across the galaxy in search of space eels. 

No, Etiole is not a real person either. Again, if you thought he was, then you been listening to too much gossip from too many conspiracy theorists. Etiole de Blue de Azure Swanzen aka he Silver Salamander aka Captain GoldenEagle, is the EelMerman pilot who flies EelKat's starship. He is also her personal bodyguard.

Gremlin was a Sheep-man who was EelKat's first science officer, and built a time machine out of a 1974 AMC Gremlin, then built a portal driven wormhole system allowing EelKat's starship to move through dimensions. Both concepts were based off of Star Trek episodes.

The series has always been CHILDREN'S STORIES about talking animals, mostly cats and eels, of which there were 13 eel hunting cats, dubbed "The Ptarmagin Kats", with EelKat as their leader, that morphed into Humanoid forms. Etiole was one of the eels captured by the cats, in addition to his moray eel, he also has a salamander form and a humanoid form.

The story/plotline of the series changed dramatically in 1987, when at age 12 I had my first of the 7 miscarriage I had before I turned 18. This was when Sir Roderic became the main character, and the plots focused on his 14 year old wife Melvena who died while pregnant. Her medical issues while pregnant were the very real medical issues I was suffering through, from my endless one after the other rape pregnancies from the Mormon High priest who paid all my parents bills in exchange for daily raping a child me. I was not allowed to go to school or hospital on orders by the High Priest, because he did not want his bishop to find out I was pregnant, again, and again, and again, and again... all pregnancies ended in miscarriage, due to my uncle Bruce shoving me in a shower stall and kicking me in the stomach until I passed out. In each case I was between 6 to 8 months pregnent.

From 1987 to 1996, Sir Roderic and his son's Etiole and Razzbury were the main characters, with the stories no longer taking place on the VISION-D8 starship and now instead taking place in The Twighlight Manor. This segment of the series was largely based off Rocky Horror Picture Show and Jem & The Holograms cartoon, and was glam rocker mermen aliens living in a haunted house with talking cats. The segment known as "The Wild Years" was a sub set of this set.

The 1987 to 1996 segment of the series was the bloodiest and most brutal, with 90% of the stories focused on 14 year old Melneeva's desperate attempts to escape endless rapes and forced miscarriages- ALL of which was actual diary entries of thing the High priest and my uncles were doing to me.

In spite of haven written over 100 novels and over two thousand short stories, between 1978 and 2007, neither me nor my parents ever received a penny for ANY of them. This is what the lawsuit between my parents and my kindergarten teacher of the Old Orchard Beach Jameson Kindergarten School was about. She embezzled more then a million dollars in royalties and paychecks. 

I do not know the details of the lawsuit as I was not even yet ten years old at the time, and the bulk of the books were published before I was twelve years old. I was never involved in the lawsuit at all, because, even now in my 40s I am considered by most people of Old Orchard Beach to be "too retarded to live". my being a low functioning, mute/non-verbal Autistic savant. While I am able to write, I am deemed to stupid to be capable of anything else.

I don't know who my kindergarten teacher was. I just remember that she was my Kindergarten teacher, and I remember she would never let me sit with the rest of the class, because I knew how to read and write, and the other 38 kids in class did not yet know the ABCs, and she said I had to sit and write as many books as possible, while she taught the rest of the class the alphabet. She never taught me math or numbers, and my parents to this day, nearly 50 years later my parents still blame her as the reason I am still today am unable to count or do math or numbers.

From 2005 to 2013 the series was published as daily short stories on the Squidoo website (a site similar to WattPad), but Squidoo went out of business October 2013.

The harassment of my family started in 2006, a year following, my moving all my books to Squidoo and hiring a local bank to deal with the royalties, allowing the money for my writing to come to me for the first time in 3 decades.

It is for this reason that the FBI believes the woman who crippled me and murdered my son, is connected to my kindergarten teacher of the Old Orchard Beach Jameson Kindergarten School back in the 1970s. One of their theories is they believe she is the one who hired the Claire and Kendra women of the golf club attack, in retaliation of her embezzlement of royalties from my books, being cut off from her access cold turkey.

I don't even know who any of these people are!

Why would they be trying to hurt me? For what? Something my parents were involved in before I was even born?

That makes no sense!

That's all people my parents knew back in the 1960s before I was even born!

Why are you asking me?

Go ask my parents. They know those people, not me, I wasn't even born yet!

I don't know who my kindergarten teacher was. You'd have to ask my parents. And that was 50 years ago, I doubt if she's even still alive. She'd probably be like 130+ years old by now if she was.

But I do not understand all these questions you people keep asking me about all this stuff.

I mean why are you asking ME?

I was 5 years old when that happened, I have no memory of either the teacher or the lawsuit. I only even know her name because my dad stomps around yelling about her all day and all night for decades now.

Same with all the stephen King stuff you guys keep asking about. Heck a lot of that Stephen King stuff happened in the 1960s, before I was even born.

All the ghost rumors with my car happened in 1968. I was born in 1975. And I had no clue the car was connected to stephen King at all, until May 2010 when a bunch of his fan showed up! I had the car for 3 decades before anyone started saying it was haunted or connected to Stephen King!

All the stephen King stuff you guys keep asking about. Heck a lot of that Stephen King stuff happened in the 1960s, before I was even born.

All the ghost rumors with my car happened in 1968. I was born in 1975.

Do you know know that 1968 is BEFORE 1975?

Good god! How retarded are you people? Clearly you are more retarded then me and I'm pretty damned retarded, I'm a mute autistic savant, remember?

And I had no clue the car was connected to Stephen King at all, until May 2010 when a bunch of his fan showed up! I had the car for 3 decades before anyone started saying it was haunted or connected to Stephen King!

You people asking questions are asking the wrong person.

You really need to be asking my Atwater uncles. THEY are the ones who all that stuff happened with. THEY are the ones who are obsessed with Stephen King. I have an aunt, so obsessed with him, that she lives in Bangor and hounds his family, trying to convert him to the Mormon church, because she says he'll be so grateful to become a Mormon that he'll marry her! Go ask HER your Stephen King questions! I never even HEARD of Stephen King before my son was murdered in 2013, I know nothing about him!

Heeck, half the rumors were started by this crazy Claire and Kendra duo, just to cover up the fact that they murdered my son.

I've tried looking up the history of all this so called Stephen King stuff, and ALL of it is just rumors spread by people whom the FBI said have connections to the Kendra Claire duo.

And I still haven't got a clue who they are!

FBI says they think Claire and Kendra are not even their real names. The FBI said my mother knows some woman named Claire and some woman named Kendra, and the FBI things these 2 women were PRETENDING to be them, to try to get some fight started between my mother and her friends!

I don't know what to think!

all I know is 2 strangers beat me up with a golf club and they were very adamant at chanting their own names. They crippled me and murdered my baby and I want to know who the fuck they are, why they did, and why are they not yet in prison for what they did?

And there were ZERO Stephen King rumors about me or my car in November 2013 when my son was murdered... but by February 2014, those rumors were everywhere.

Like I said, the FBI believes the rumors were STARTED and HYPER PROMOTED by the Claire and Kendra creeps who murdered my son.

The FBI believes the Claire Kendra dou CREATED the Stephen King rumors to try to cause so much chaos around my family that it would keep them from being arrested for murder... and guess what... it's been 11 years since my son was murdered and the Claire Kendra duo are STILL not identified, and it's precisely BECAUSE the police and FBI are swamped with Stephen King fans prank calling the witness tip hotline that is WHY Kendra and Claire have not been identified yet!

I'm tired of you people coming here with your stupid ass Stephen King questions! Stop harassing me! The Stephen King rumors were started by the fucking bitch who murdered my son, to try to turn the FBI murder investigation off her scent!

I don't make videos about Stephen King! Those fucking videos you are finding are DEEP FAKES created by the fucking bitch who murdered my son, to try to turn the FBI murder investigation off her scent!

I'm tired of you people coming here with your stupid ass gay hating agendas! Stop harassing me! The gay Erotica rumors were started by the fucking bitch who murdered my son, to try to turn the FBI murder investigation off her scent!

I don't make videos about gay rights! I didn't even know what the word gay ment before the police told me in 2015! Those fucking videos you are finding are DEEP FAKES created by the fucking bitch who murdered my son, to try to turn the FBI murder investigation off her scent!

I'm tired of you people coming here with your stupid ass haunted car questions! Stop harassing me! The Golden Eagle is a Merman character from my books, it's NOT the name of my car! My car is not haunted! The Goldeneagle rumors were started by the fucking bitch who murdered my son, to try to turn the FBI murder investigation off her scent!

I don't make videos about my car! Those fucking videos you are finding are DEEP FAKES created by the fucking bitch who murdered my son, to try to turn the FBI murder investigation off her scent!

I'm tired of you people coming here with your stupid ass amphibious aliens questions! Stop harassing me! The rumors that my homeless veteran friend is an alien were started by the fucking bitch who murdered my son, to try to turn the FBI murder investigation off her scent!

I don't make videos about my friend, nor about aliens or demons or cryptids or whatever other stupid thing you are calling him! Those fucking videos you are finding are DEEP FAKES created by the fucking bitch who murdered my son, to try to turn the FBI murder investigation off her scent!

I'm tired of you people coming here with your stupid ass witch accusations! I'm a Mormon! I'm not a witch! Stop harassing me! The rumors that my being a witch were started by the fucking bitch who murdered my son, to try to turn the FBI murder investigation off her scent! 

The plan was to republish the Squidoo editions elsewhere, however a backhoe drove over my house August 8, 2013 and I was crippled and my son was murdered both on November 14, 2013, so I never reuploaded the stories previously published on Squidoo. 

Throughout the entire series, there was constant mention of the fact that Roderic's grandfather/Etiole's great grand father was "The evil pink Necromancer, who built The Twighlight Manor". Mentioned in dozens of stories, he was an unnamed character who never appeared in any book prior to 2006's Love Lust Madness.

Fans of the series wanted to know who he was, and the single most common request I received from readers was also "write about the necromancer".

Quaraun appeared on page for the first time in 2014's Night of The Screaming Unicorn, which was intended to be a one-shot appearance of the character. It was the first book in the series to sell over one thousand copies. The book sold an astounding 300k copies by the end of it's first month.

I was immediately flooded with fan requests for the backstory on the unicorn from Night of the Screaming Unicorn, and subsequently wrote BoomFuzzy the following year. 

The novel BoomFuzzy, was released February 2016, and sold an astounding 100k copies in just ten days, and crossed one million copies sold by March 1, 2016, less than 30 days after it's release.

The onslaught of fanmail after that point, was ALL requesting more Quaraun and more BoomFuzzy, and so from 2016 onward they were the 2 main characters, and the series was renamed The Quaraun Series to reflect the change in main characters.

EelKat, Etiole, Roderic, RazzBury, and Gremlin (aka as GhoulSpawn) remain in the new stories, now as side characters instead of the main characters.

EelKat was the main character for more then 30 years, thus why my website was named "eelkat.com" because at the time of starting the site, she was the most searched for character name.

Before 2014 there was no book which ever reached a thousand copies sold, and most of them were short stories in small press print magazines, or 16 page or 32 page children's early reader chapter books on par with the "Frog and Toad are Friends" series.

The first book in the series "Friends are Forever" was published September 23, 1978, by my kindergarten teacher of the Old Orchard Beach Jameson Kindergarten School. I was 3 years old when I wrote it, and it was fanfiction of "Frog and Toad Are Friends", which is WHY, the series original main character, Etiole, was a silver skinned Salamander-Eel Merman. He was fanfiction of Frog and Toad.

Nearly everything published from 1978 to 1983 was published by my kindergarten teacher, without my parents knowledge or permission. My parents removed me from public school when I was 8 years old in 1983, during a lawsuit/court case with my kindergarten teacher over her illegally profiting off books I wrote and illegally publishing them without my parents permission or knowledge.

To this day I do not know who my kindergarten teacher was or what ever became of the court case between her and my parents, which as I understand, lasted until 2014 - running a full three decades of endless court cases between her and my father and mother.

Interestingly, even though the entire series is children's stories for children in the age range of 8 to 10 years old... for some odd reason, a rumor got started that the books were Erotica.

I have no clue how that rumor got started or who it is who is so hell bent of slandering me, that in recent years that rumor has gotten INTERNATIONAL TV NEWS ATTENTION!

For some unknown reason, in August of 2013 (or perhaps earlier - August 2013 was when I became aware of it due to a gang of gay-haters driving a back hoe over my house), the rumor that my books were Erotica and that my characters were gay surfaced.

For several years I was unaware of what either the words "erotica" or "gay" meant, and so I assumed people were referencing the stories set in the 1890s to 1920s, where one character was a flapper and the reference "The Gay 90s" was said. (The Gay 90s being a phrase common to flappers in the 1920s, to reference the woman's suffragettes movement.)

The FBI believes the mystery golf-club weilding Claire woman who crippled me and murdered my son November 14, 2013, is somehow connected to the three decade long lawsuit my parents had with the 1978 my kindergarten teacher of the Old Orchard Beach Jameson Kindergarten School. The FBI also believes that she thought she was attacking my mother, whom the lawsuit was with, and was unaware she had attacked the incorrect person. The FBI believes this is why she came at my screaming "I'm Claire! You tried to murder my husband! I'm Claire! I'm Claire! I'm Claire! You trued to kill my husband!" It was very important to her that I know her name was "Claire" and she indicated that she thought I would know who she was and why she was attacking if she chanted "I'm Claire" at me. She referenced the words "gay" and "transvestite" as well, but I did not know those words, so did not understand what she was saying at the time.

It was not until a gang calling themselves "The Iron Man Group" showed up in my yard on September 12, 2015, while riding over a hundred bicycled and wearing pink ballet tut-tuts and dollar story fairy wings, while chanting "Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town of Old Orchard Beach! Remember Saco Shaws! Kill The Gays! Kill Them All! Kill or be killed! Kill them before they kill us! That is EelKat! That is Ken's son! That's the transvestite freak! Remember Saco Shaws! Kill or be killed! No more heads in ice cream! Kill the gays before they kill us all! Remember Saco Shaws! Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town od Old Orchard Beach!"... this group was lead by the same golf club weilding "Claire" of November 14, 2913, and was being instigated into riot levels, by a white haired man with a green pick up truck, who was waving a rifle over his head and shooting my neighbors shed full of holes.

The police arrived and all but the Claire woman who murdered my son, the red haired woman (also from Nov 14, 2013) and the white haired man, fled, speeding off on their bicycles. 

After a huge fight with the police, the 2 women also fled, while the white haired man started shooting at the officers.

The police left with a bunch of people.

Officer Timmy DeLuca came over and explained to me that a transgender person had recently cut the head off a woman and left her head in the ice cream freezer at Saco Shaw's, that this "Iron Man Group" was a gang of bikers who were protesting gay people in response to the murder at Saco Shaws.

He said they had declared September 12 to be "National Kill All Gays Day" and had been going around town attacking gay couples and transgender people all day long.

I spent the rest of September 12, 2015, with 7 Old Orchard Beach police officers and a PD detective, trying to figure out why in the heck a "The Iron Man Bikers" had thought I was gay, and it wasn't until I explained "Well, my grandmother was a flapper in the Gay 90s, but she died decades ago, so she was gay, but everyone was in the 1890s, that's why it was called The Gay 90s", that the police realized I had not one iota of a clue what gay meant.

One officer said "Gay means two men having sex." I said: "What's sex?" 

By the end of the day, I found out that there was a form of rape that people actually did because they wanted to, and it was called sex!

Which to this day I find utterly baffling! Because I think rape is just the most terrible thing there is, how could there possible be a form of rape, that people like? I do not understand the concept of sex at all, and I think people are crazy to enjoy rape, even if they are raping each other willing!

But this all leads back, to his was how I found out what the words "gay" and "erotica" and "sex" and "transgender" all meant. And now that I know what they mean, I am just more confused then ever as to why people call my books gay erotica!

I asked the FBI agents if they knew, The FBI agents said they think the "gay erotica" rumors were started by the same Claire woman who crippled me and murdered my son.

Some of the magazines my series has been published in are still around, soif you look for their back issues from 1978 to 1996 you should be able to find several of the stories. Here are links to those magazine websites:

• Friend
• New Era
• Highlights
• Cricket
• LadyBug
• Cobblestone
• Ranger Rick
• Weekly Reader
• Jack & Jill

There were over 2,000 different stories published in over 200 different magazines, but, so far those are the only nine I can find that are still produced and that you are still able to order back issues from. It appears all the rest have gone out of business. 

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The bulk of the book editions were published by Deseret Industries, Deseret Book division and distributed EXCLUSIVELY through The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, so it is highly unlikely you would have access to any book editions unless you are yourself a Mormon or have LDS friends, who were active between 1978 to 1996.

Deseret Industries, Deseret Book division states the following about their book publishing requirements: Ye who slander my name by spreading rumors and lies calling my books Erotica - Read it and weep:

Thank you for your interest in publishing with Deseret Book.

Deseret Book is a publisher and retailer that publishes and promotes a variety of books, all of which reflect the values espoused by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Books we are interested in will be

• Of value to our readers. Readers should feel they are better people for having read the book and that they are getting good value for their money. The book should uplift and inspire.

• Well-written and well-researched. Poor writing and careless research greatly increase editing and production costs and often indicate less-quality work. The book should be clean of offensive material, including profanity, vulgarity, excessive violence, or sexually explicit or suggestive scenes.

• Unique. The book should stand out by providing a new approach and insights to the subject. It should not merely reiterate material and ideas already available in other works.

I'm a 5th generation Mormon.

People seem to forget that one little itty bitty minor detail.

I'm a Mormon Children's Book author, and you can TELL how hateful and vindictive the people spreading the Gay Erotica rumors are, by the very fact alone that they try to connect me or my books to Erotica.

The books currently in print and available for sale can be found on this list here:

• The Pink Necromancer Index

Quaraun Short Stories

• A Lich’s Lament For a Mortal Lover Growing Old

• A Lich’s Reflections On Escaping The Swamp of Death

• An Ode to My Shattered Sanity

• A Quiet Evening In The Rain

• A Quiet Place To Sweep (H&GaBF- 1 of 3)

• A Relaxing Day

• A Very Important Clump of Grass

• A Winter Wizard

• A Wolf In Pepper Valley

• Bedtime Stories By The Boogie Man

• Echoes of the Unseen

• Ember

• Empty Crab Shells

• Encountering ghostly apparitions in the swamp 

• Footprints In The Sand

• Gingerbread Twinkies 

• “Help! He’s trying to feed me!” (H&GaBF- 3 of 3)

• In a land of ice and gloom,  Where the blizzards often loom…

• Intrigue

• Let us plan a relaxin’ day.

• Love and Emotional Resilience

• Lost in the City

• Make tea and go for a rainy forest walk

• Melancholy

• Obsessive Love-Dangerous Love

• Quaraun receives a threatening letter

• Raining Cats & Dogs.

• Serendipity

• Serenity: A tale of love and darkness, a haunting start.

• Shadows on the Clam Flats

• Sparkle

• Survival Preppers Of The Zombie Apocalypse (H&GaBF- 2 of 3)

• The Maple Grove 

• The Night I Threw My Undergarments in the Fire

• To Eat a Meal In Peace and Quiet

• Wandering Paper Boats

• What we need are global warming strategies

• Whisper

• Why chose to be a unicorn?

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• How Much Does It Cost To Read Your Quaraun Short Stories on Medium?

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• More Quaraun Shorts

• Poetry by EelKat Wendy Christine Allen

• Why do you write?

• Quaraun's a dick.

• King Gwallmaiic aka The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn

• Do you try to infuse humor into your writing?

• How do people in your world gain the ability to use magic?

• What is the most valuable resource in your world?

• Why haven’t the magic users taken over the world?

• On writing a Trans main character and the use of deadnames & old pronouns

• What’s a hobby your main character has that their friends would not expect?

• What is Bara Yaoi?

• Findaru & his Guild of Wizardry

• “Today on Wikipedia” Daily Writing Prompt aka The Wikipedia Rabbit Hole Writing Prompt

Quaraun Novels:

Quaraun Novellas:

A quick note for anyone new to the series:Quaraun on Noodle Beach, BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck, GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.

• Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are an elderly, married gay couple, whom have been together for many centuries.
• GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover, whom they have recently met, after he fell out of a portal into their world. He is from 1970s Maine.
• Quaraun is a white Persian Moon Elf. He is around 750 years old in most stories. He is a silk weaver, travelling merchant, and psychic necromancer (aka he can hear and see ghosts/spirits/etc and uses occult divination practices to communicate with them). Quaraun believes he gets his powers from his hair and refuses to cut it. His hair is twelve feet long.
• BoomFuzzy is a black Scottish Phooka-Fae of the UnSeelie Court. He is around 2,000 years old in most stories. He is the King of the Realm of Fae, turned MasterChef. He owns most of the world’s restaurants and works out of a food truck.
• GhoulSpawn is a French Quebec Canadian Satyr. He is around 60 years old in most stories. He is a mad scientist who was the inventor of time travel.
• All three are Gypsies, because I, the author, am a Gypsy. I write their people, their habits, their ways, their ethnicity, and their culture, based off the habits, the ways, the ethnicity, and the culture of my people.
• All three of them have an animal form. Quaraun has a Pink Meanie JellyFish form, BoomFuzzy has a purple Unicorn form, and GhoulSpawn has a Golden Fleece Cotswold Sheep form. Yes. This is the “Furry Genre”.
• Unless specified otherwise, the story is set in York County, Maine in the 40th century far future Earth. Meaning it is set in approximately around the years between 3901A.D. and 4000A.D.
• In 2525 a comet pinballed it’s way through the solar system, changing the orbits of all the planets, completely destroying a few of the planets, fracturing Earth’s Moon, and filling Earth’s atmosphere with Moon dust and comet debris, causing a new Ice Age, which killed off most all life on the planet. More info on that can be found HERE.
• This is a Cozy Slice of Life story, that has no plot and simply looks into a single event of a single day, of this gay trio’s life.
• These stories do not contain sex scenes, but it is understood that the three of them sleep together and have sex with each other.
• The novels, however, are NOT Cozy and delve into GrimDark.
• This story supplements a larger set of novels, showing quick events that take place between the novels, and therefore references events and characters found in the novels.
• If you are looking for the long fully plotted novels and novellas, or the paperback editions, you can find those on Amazon and/or GumRoad.
• I’m adding this note, because it was brought to my attention that many readers finding the series through Medium had no prior knowledge of these basics.

(TRIGGER WARNING: I suppose this requires some sort of a transgender trigger warning as Quaraun is a transgender character, something that is not brought up in many stories, as his being transgender is not a plot point, it just happens to be who he is, but that fact gets brought up once in a while , and Quaraun’s transgender nature seems to piss some people off, so here is a warning for the snowflakes who need such things: If you are vile, deplorable, hate mongering, bigoted, self righteous, holier than thou, transphobic dipshit dick, you should probably just walk away now; because the main character of this story is transgender and his existence is just going to upset you.

Quaraun’s transgender state is not mentioned in many stories, and it is never a plot point, but it gets brought up once in a while.

Quaraun is intersex, with both male and female genitals, neither fully formed. He has been pregnant twice in the series and has fathered 35 children over the course of the series.

Quaraun is bi-sexual at some points of his life, due to his own confusion over his identity. Though he is portrayed as gay throughout most of the series.

There are a few stories in the series where he is portrayed as female/her/she instead of male/he/him, due again, to the deep emotional turmoil, embarrassment, shame, and confusion he lives with over the intersex nature of his biological body.

Quaraun’s husband, BoomFuzzy and their lover GhoulSpawn are always portrayed as fully supportive of Quaraun’s transitions throughout the series.

By birth, he is neither fully male nor fully female, but he is better able to pass for male, and so does so.

However, he was initially raised as female, and did not start living life as a male until he was 75 years old, so lived his childhood and young adult years as a female, but in the time period of the series, he is elderly and now living as a male.

The sexuality of the characters is never a plot point in any story. However, some do-goody hyper gay haters have taken it upon themselves to make it an issue in my offline private life, thus the need for trigger warnings like this one.

These same gay haters have been spreading slander both offline and online calling the series “Erotica”, which has resulted in many readers of Erotica to buy/read books in my series expecting Erotica and being deeply disappointed upon discovering that I am a Mormon and I do not write sex scenes, nor do I write plots of a sexual nature.

NEWSFLASH: gay does NOT = Erotica.

LIKEWISE: transgender does NOT = Erotica.

ALSO: intersex is a real medical condition and it does not = either “shemale” or Erotica.

• The real world medical term for the condition Quaraun has is: Bilateral Ovotesticular Syndrome, look it up.
• I have been writing & publishing this series since 1978 and there was never any issues prior to 2013 when a local minister started transphobic, gay-hating, sex fetish, Erotica rumours about it, which resulted in my infant son’s murder and my becoming paralyzed.
• I do not appreciate religion crazed hate mongers trying to slap THEIR politics on my series that has absolutely nothing to do with politics whatsoever.

If you came here expecting Erotica, sex fetishes, the sexual objectification of gay men/transgender people/or the intersex medical condition, you are going to be EXTREMELY disappointed.

Of course this all leads up to, what genre is it?

Who knows.

I write it as a series, that is mostly short stories, with some novellas, and a few novels, and does not fit neatly into any one genre, because I experiment with genres, so it could be Horror today and SciFi tomorrow and Western the next day, a Mystery here, a Romance there, but always it is about the same one main character and his two husbands.

It has time travel and space travel, which kind of gives it SciFi vibes...

...but it's not SciFi enough for most SciFi readers, because it's also Elves and Fairies and Wizards, which lands it in Fantasy, but it's set in 40th centaury far future earth during and apocalypses so that is too Dustopian for Fantasy readers...

...but then the primary plot line the the relationship of the 3 main characters, which ALMOST makes it Gay Romance, but it doesn't follow the standard "Romance beats" and ends up learning more into Soap Opera drama then actual Romance, but then it has all sorts of vampires and ghosts and haunted house stuff, which could be considered Poe-isk Gothic Horror.

And because it is hundreds and hundreds of short stories (1k to 7k words each, most of them, where each one is a different genre, it's not easy to slap a single genre onto the series as a whole.

Like, I can point to this story and say "That one is Cosmic Horror" and then point to the next story and say "That one is Sweet Romance" and point to the next story and say "That was is a Character Study", then say "This story here is a Pirate Adventure", and so on.

I think I've done at least one story each for every genre you can think of, except Erotica (I do not write sex scenes, so the series has no sex), and War Stories (I do not write action/battle/fight scenes).

But then on top of all that, more then half the stories are written in a "Story Poem" format where it's a hundred words of narrative then 24 lines of verse, then more narrative then more verse... I don't even know what that format is called so I just call it "Story poems"

So, how do you categorize it as a whole? It's a mix bag of a little bit of everything.

Usually I end up just calling it "Yaoi" because it a Poly Gay Thruple main characters, but most people heard "Yaoi" and think young teen boys and steam sex... but my characters are 3 elderly men, and the series has no sex. So, "Yaoi" often is not the right term either, because readers expect young lovers and steamy sex, not old men sitting around drinking tea.

I end up calling it Dark Fantasy, because of any genre, that's the one it falls into most often.

But when you get right down to it, the "true" genre is "Any genre I'm in the mood to write that day, and who knows what genre it'll be tomorrow".

The Mix Bag Genre, if that was a thing, would best what would be fit. Maybe I should just start calling it that.

It could also be classified as Religious Fiction for The Voodoo Religion, as the real world version of the religion practiced by BoomFuzzy and to some extent also Quaraun, is real world Voodoo. Not the phoney baloney bull shit horror movie crap that Hollywood calls “voodoo”, but rather the real and actual Voodoo Religion aka Folk Catholicism, of which I am a “priestess” of.

It could likewise be classified as Gypsy Fiction, seeing how it is written by a Gypsy and features Gypsy main characters portrayed accurately to our actual culture and not the bull shit Hollywood makes us out to be.

I do not strive to meet any genre standards or publishing industry conventions. I simply write what I know.

For example, prior to 2014, Quaraun did not have either a lame leg or a cane. But I have had a lame leg and a cane since February 2014, and a few weeks later, I wrote a story where Quaraun received a leg injury similar to my own and wrote his lack of recovery similar to my own, and gave him a lame leg and cane same as mine.

So, it is very difficult to neatly fit my series into any one genre, as I do not write it with any one genre in mind.

This leads too, to the 2014 major change of the series to make Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn lovers, when from 1978 to 2014, they had no romantic feelings for each other at all.

A thing which I have learned, too, is that my people, we Gypsies, we do not have words for things like:

• gay
• lesbian
• transgender
• queer
• transvestite
• bisexual
  …and other similar related words.

There simply is no way to translate “LGBTQAI+” types of words into our language because we do not have anything of those words in our native language.

It is why I have always found it very difficult to understand what Americans are talkin about when they talk about gay or lesbian or queer or transgender, because my people simply do not have any concept of such words.

For many many years, Americans have looked at characters from my books and attached the words “gay” and “transvestite” to my main character Quaraun, and also “gay” to BoomFuzzy and “gay” and “bisexual” to GhoulSpawn. And because my people do not have words for these things, it was many decades before I understood what the meaning of these words “gay”, transvestite”, and “bisexual” were.

And now that I know what those words mean, I am even more baffled by Americans calling my characters these words.

The Last Emperor of The Moon Elves, Quaraun Swanzen, Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with his favorite grandson Roderic Swanzen. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.

Quaraun, is a polygamist Gypsy with many wives, over a hundred children, and like my grandfather David Henry Atwater, always wears pink, which is a very common colour for Gypsy men to wear. It is rare for a Gypsy woman to ever wear pink as pink is considered a man’s colour. Quaraun, is Emperor Swanzn, also known as SunTa, King of The Sun, The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, builder of The Twighlight Manor, Sir Roderic’s grandfather, King of The Flamites, The Elves of The Flaming Planet.

Quaraun and his daughter Pippa, and the pink striped silk tent Quaraun lives in. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.

Likewise King Gwllmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, King of the Realm of Fae, is a King with hundreds of female concubines, and many children by each.

And GhoulSpawn, while not married is never without multiple female prostitutes. He was the son of The Ghoul King — The King of Demons, and himself a King of Chaos Demons.

They were always listed as The 3 Gypsy Kings who jointly rules the three planets of The Triple Planet System.

Because they are 3 Gypsy Kings, they lived together in the primary tent of the caravan, and their wives and children lived in the many other tents of the caravan. But before 2014, no story ever showed them as in romantic relationships with each other.

And it is a constant bafflement to me why Americans persisted in accusations of calling them gay.

I believe the issue is that American culture has an extreme hatred for all things not white, and a total inability to even try to acknowledge the existence of cultures that are not American.

By this I refer to the fact that the REASON, most American readers give for their hostile accusations of accusing my characters of being gay, seems to always go back to the pink silk tent.

Quaraun’s caravan consists of well over 400 people traveling together. And while this is mentioned in passing, in many stories, there are rarely any characters other then the 3 Gypsy kings seen in action on the page.

Quaraun has 35 primary wives who are listed by name, and over a 100 lesser wives, not named. BoomFuzzy has the most wives, with over 70 primary and over 300 lesse. GhoulSpawn has no wives, but has a large harem of concubines' and prostitutes, more than 75 of which have been named throughout the series. All 3 of them (Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn), have each fathers well over 100 children that are named throughout the series, and each are stated to having over 500 children a piece which are not named. And yet in spite of this American readers continue to persist in saying these 3 are gay.

Why?

I have asked. When these very hate fueled, raging, yelling, angry Americans show up in my yard screaming and yelling and calling my a “Gay Erotica author”, I ask them why they say this, and the ones which stop throwing my books in the bon fires they start on my lawn, long enough to actually answer, always reference the pink silk tent and the fact that Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn live together in it.

Which again, has never made any sense to me.

It was not until in 2019, when I moved into an apartment in Biddeford, that I became aware of the fact that in American society, men and women sleep together at night, which is such an odd and bizarre thing to do, and I do not understand why Americans do that.

We Gypsies do not do that.

• Women and male children under the age of 12 all sleep together in one tent (or multiple tents if there are too many to fit in one tent).
• All men over 12 years old, whom are not the reigning kings of the clan, sleep together in a different tent.
• The clan kings, (most clans have 3, one who is in full control, and 2 who act as his advisors and who take over if he is sick or dies— it is similar to how Americans have a President and a Vice President) sleep together is a seperate tent.
• The tents of the men and the tents of the women are usually of plainer, less colourful material, often just brown and undecorated, while the tent of the 3 kings is a bright colour, often reds, pinks, purples, oranges, yellows, or blues, usually 2 colours in wide stripes, and often heavily decorated in gold trim, embroidery, and beadwork.

Quaraun’s tent is described as a pink striped silk yurt, made of wide bands of puce and fuschia velvet, crazy-quilted together with a lot of gold embroidery and silver beads. It was designed after my grandfather David Henry Atwater’s real tent which was pink and yellow and sat in my yard for many years in the 1970s.

See the picture below: THIS is how we live. THIS is our NORMAL. This is me in May 2007 (1st & 3rd picture) and October 2007 (2nd picture). I lived under this 8x9' tarp from May 9, 2006 to March 31, 2015. Before the tarp, I had over a dozen lean too style tee-pees made of branches on my yard which I lived in from 1975 to 2006. While there were 3 houses on my land, I used one for housing books, one for housing clothes, and one for house equipment (washboard, dishes, ect). There has never been either electricity or plumbing. While I started writing online in 1996, I did so at the Old Orchard Beach Libbey Memorial Library computer, and did not own a computer myself until 2016. I do not know how to live in a house or how to use most things Americans have in houses. And I do not write my characters living in houses either, because I write what I know and I do not know the first thing about living in houses or how one would go about it.You Americans who live in houses: YOU ARE WEIRD AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU.

THIS is how we live. THIS is NORMAL. This is me in May 2007 (1st & 3rd picture) and October 2007 (2nd picture). I lived under this 8x9' tarp from May 9, 2006 to March 31, 2015. Before the tarp, I had over a dozen lean too style tee-pees made of branches on my yard which I lived in from 1975 to 2006. While there were 3 houses on my land, I used one for housing books, one for housing clothes, and one for house equipment (wash board, bishes, ect). There has never been either electricity or plumbing. While I started writing online in 1996, I did so at the Old Orchard Beach Libbey Memorial Library computer, and did not own a computer myself until 2016. I do not know how to live in a house or how to use most things Americans have in houses. And I do not write my characters living in houses either, because I write what I know and I do not know the first thing about living in houses or how one would go about it. You Americans who live in houses: YOU ARE WEIRD AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU.

You Americans who allow men and women to sleep in the same rooms together: YOU ARE WEIRD AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU.

and also:You Americans who allow men and women to eat meals together at the same time in the same rooms together: YOU ARE WEIRD AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU.

In Gypsy culture and religion it is seen as a grave sin for men and women to do things together.In Gypsy culture and religion it is seen as a grave sin for men and women to sleep in the same room at night, a grave sin that sends one to Hell.

And can you now see WHY, I remain continually baffled and confused by the American readers who call my characters gay, based only on the fact that they, the 3 kings who rule their clan, sleep in the pink silk tent at night?

From the first book in 1978 until the 2014 rewrites, after my son’ murder November 14, 2013, these three characters had no romantic relationship with each other. That changed in 2014, when all the old stories were rewritten and republished, to show them, now as married to each other, in addition to the wives and children they already had. New stories written since 2014 always show them this way.

But oddly, I have no ability to translate the “Gay” versions of the story back into my native language because my people have no words to match.

You can find out more about my native language here:

https://medium.com/quaraun-shorts/a-scottish-english-primer-371ba953584c

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Quaraun with his first wife

Quaraun with his first wife

The Ghost of Ruby, Quaraun's oldest daughter by his first wife. The Ghost of Ruby, Quaraun's oldest daughter by his first wife. The Ghost of Opal, Quaraun's oldest son by his first wife. The Ghost of Opal, Quaraun's oldest son by his first wife.

The Ghost of Sapphire, Quaraun's 2nd oldest daughter by his first wife. The Ghost of Sapphire, Quaraun's 2nd oldest daughter by his first wife. The Ghost of Diamond, Quaraun's 2nd oldest son by his first wife. The Ghost of Diamond, Quaraun's 2nd oldest son by his first wife.

Quaraun with HellBorne Summoner of Darkness, his half-Elf son by a Human prostitute

Quaraun with HellBorne Summoner of Darkness, his half-Elf son by a Human prostitute

Yes, there is a LOT of prostitution in the Quaraun series.

More then 3/4s of the 138 novels, 423 novellas, nd 2k+ short stories take place in taverns or brothels, and feature constant references to the fact that Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn together hiring a dozen or more prostitutes at once, for a night of wild bisexual orgies.  

An interesting thing to note is that Quaraun have never fucked another male, though he often fucks females.

BoomFuzzy is sex crazed out of his mind and will have sex with almost anyone, male or female, but he refuses to allow other males to fuck him.

GhoulSpawn, deeply dislikes being fucked by other men, with lone exception of BoomFuzzy, but GhoulSpawn with fuck either males or females, though his preference is for females, with the exception of Quaraun.

While sex scenes are fade to black and not shown on the page, most every book references the fact that Quaraun likes being double stuffed by BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn at the same time, while Quaraun himself is fucking a prostitute.

GhoulSpawn has never raped anyone. This can not be said of Quaraun and BoomFuzzy. BoomFuzzy has raped several people, including he raped Quaraun before he and Quaraun became a couple. Quaraun raped Empress Glacious moments after Gacious murdered Quaraun's favorite wife Pippa.

GhoulSpawn has never killed any one. This can not be said of either BoomFuzzy or Quaraun, both of whom are serial killers.

Quaraun murdered his first wife and their 4 children, after she drove BoomFuzzy to suicide. Quaraun used their soul to resurrect BoomFuzzy as a Lich.

BoomFuzzy is a warlord and prior to meeting Quaraun, had spent 2,000 years razing every village he encountered, raping, killing, and then eating everyone who crossed his path, earning him the name The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.

Quaraun with his 1st husband BoomFuzzy

Quaraun with his 1st husband BoomFuzzy

BoomFuzzy has multiple dozen female concubines and jokes to having fathered over a hundred children. Five of his children show up in the books.

Quaraun with his husband BoomFuzzy The Unicorn.

Quaraun with his husband BoomFuzzy The Unicorn.

An often forgotten by readers fact is that BoomFuzzy is a Unicorn, and the ORIGINAL Amazon editions from BEFORE the Monster Porn Perge, DID in fact include sex scenes, but they were scenes of BoomFuzzy in his Unicorn aka Horse form, fucking Quaraun.

In 2016 Amazon banned Monster Porn from featuring none humanoid sex scenes, and so all the original Unicornn sex scenes were removed. They were found in the now retired and out of print pink cover editions. So if you have a pink cover edition, the sex scenes are still in the books.

However after 2016 all sex scenes were removed from the series entirely, because Amazon put up so many restrictions regarding sex scenes that I did not want to bother trying to jump through their hoops.

And thus today they are no sex scenes in the current editions of the Quaraun books at all. However sex is mentioned, implied, and joked about by the characters often.

Quaraun with his 2nd husband GhoulSpawn

Quaraun with his 2nd husband GhoulSpawn

GhoulSpawn, is highly seductive to everyone he meets, male and female alike, and has girlfriends and lovers in just about every town they go through. He's prone to spend an inordinate amount of time in brothels with prostitutes.

Quaraun with his Pippa, half-Elf daughter by a human prostitute. Pippa is also his 2nd wife and is mother of King Vielder and Melaca.

Quaraun with his Pippa, half-Elf daughter by a human prostitute. Pippa is also his 2nd wife and is mother of King Vielder and Melaca.

Yes, there is a LOT of incest in the Quaraun series.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with King Vielder, his oldest son by his 2nd wife.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with King Vielder, his oldest son by his 2nd wife.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with Melaca (Roderic's father and Etiole's grandfather), his youngest son by his 2nd wife.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with Melaca (Roderic's father and Etiole's grandfather), his youngest son by his 2nd wife.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with Dr. Vangonesse, his youngest son an illegitimate child by raping Empress Glacius.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with Dr. Vangonesse, his youngest son an illegitimate child by raping Empress Glacius.

Yes, there is a LOT of rape in the Quaraun series.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with young Sir Roderic Lord of the Twilight Manor, his favorite grandson.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with young Sir Roderic Lord of the Twilight Manor, his favorite grandson.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with Roderic's youngest son Etiole, his favorite great-grandson.

Quaraun, now SunTa The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, with Roderic's youngest son Etiole, his favorite great-grandson.

Quaraun is a bi-sexual, demisexual, meaning an asexual person who refuses to have sex with anyone unless he has first formed a deep emotional relationship with them. He is not attracted to either males or females and will engage in sex with either if he feels a close bond with them.

Demisexuality is a sexual orientation in which the person feels sexual attraction only to people with whom they have a strong emotional bond. Most demisexuals feel sexual attraction only very rarely, and some have little to no interest in sexual activity, often going decades between engaging in sex.  Many demisexuals will only engage in sex at the request of their partner and only to satisfy their partner's needs, not their own.

(I am myself demisexual thus why I wrote Quaraun that way.) 

His primary lover throughout most of the series is male. In chronological order from youth to old age: he starts out with a male Faerie lover (BoomFuzzy) who commits suicide when Quaraun marries a female Elf.

With his first wife he fathers 2 sets a twins (4 children).

After his wife's death, Quaraun takes another male Faerie lover (Unicorn, who is the regenerated BoomFuzzy).

Shortly afterwards they meet a male half-Elf who eventually becomes another of Quaraun's lovers.

Later he gets lost in a portal world ad marries a Human wife, fathering a daughter with her.

Quaraun is born as the Magical Races are dying out and the Humans are taking over, living to see the Elves brought to near extinction. Quaraun is one of the last male Elves still alive. Humans make an attempt to keep Elves from dying out by enslaving them in zoos to breed them. Quaraun is captured by Humans and used as a breeder. When he escapes he takes with him a female Elf who becomes his 3rd wife.

With his 3rd wife he fathers Vielder and Melaca (the twin kings in the Twighlight Manor series) and after she dies has a 4th wife. 

He father's Gwaneesh with her.

In 750 years between the above mentioned primary lovers, Quaraun has random affairs with several male and female lovers. Quaraun father's 8 children with his four wives, is never informed if he fathered more children during his enslavement by Humans, and while several other half-Elf children are rumour to, he never acknowledges any of his half-breed offspring, with the exception of his favourite son Gwaneesh, who grows up to be Dr Vangoneese of the Twighlight Manor series.

While small villages on the outskirts of society tend to be welcoming of wizards, most large cities and upscale regions see wizards as little more then the scum of the Earth. As a result of this Wizards are rarely seen in areas with big populations. Wizards tend to sculk around in lower class, shady places - slums, ports, docks, seedy taverns, and places that are highly infested with pirates, criminals, thieves, whores, bootleggers, moonshiners, and other individuals out cast from upper class society.

Because of this most of the Quaraun series takes place in taverns and inns of ill repute, along the coast, usually in bars on sea ports. Pirates, drunks, drug dealers, prostitutes, and sailors are thus a daily part of Quaraun's life as this is the society he lives with and is a part of. Quaraun is himself often drunk, high, or in bed with prostitutes.

Interestingly, Quaraun is of the habit of paying prostitutes to sleep with him, but not have sex with him. When asked about this, he simply explains he dislikes to sleep alone and it's easy to find prostitutes willing to not have sex with a man as most of the women simply want the money to support their families.

GhoulSpawn on the other hand is frequently seen with many prostitutes, whom he is a frequent customer of. GhoulSpawn just likes sex a lot.

Over the course of his 750 years, Quaraun father's 37 children with prostitutes.

It is not uncommon for the 3 of them (Quaraun, Unicorn, and GhoulSpawn) to spend the night at whore houses, with only GhoulSpawn ever having sex with the women, and them all of them, the 3 wizards and the women, sleeping together. This is due to Quaraun being a pure blooded High Elf, and his species, normally have communal sleeping habits with a dozen or more people all in bed together. Elves are often noted for stating: "No one really notices who is cuddled up with who, just as long as every one is together, it's all good."

Quaraun remains with Unicorn throughout the entire series, acknowledging ONLY Unicorn as his spouse, largely ignoring his other lovers, with the exception of GhoulSpawn who often rivals Unicorn for Quaraun's affections.

Unicorn introduces Quaraun as "my wife" when they meet someone new; depending on the situation Quaraun may or may not admit to being Unicorn's "wife". 

The only character in the series who can actually be described as "gay" is Unicorn, who has no interest in females at all.

But also:

You are aware that Quaraun had BOTH fathered children AND given birth to children?

Quaraun is an intersex (has both male and female genitals) and is able to both get pregnant by other men as well as get women pregnant, had both things have happened in the books.

And on a similar note let's answer this question:

Did you know my main character Quaraun, is transgender? While the books always use he/him, Quaraun is an intersex (has both male and female genitals) character who was raised as a female, and converted to being a male later in life.

In that context, I am answering this question today:

>>>>(Advice wanted) Trans main character and deadnames/old pronouns? The story I’m writing is in first-person POV and follows the story of a trans character discovering who she is. The MC doesn’t outwardly talk about making the realization until towards the end, as the story mainly focuses on the different events throughout her life that lead her to this realization. The other characters in the story (up until she comes out to them) use her deadname and he/him pronouns. I was wondering if this would still be acceptable, as it wouldn’t make sense for the other characters to know she was trans if she never told them and didn’t even know herself until the late middle/end of the story and she never really feels uncomfortable when they do this pre-coming out. I’ve seen a similar thread where people suggest not using pronouns or a deadname at all, but I’m not sure if that would work well for my case.

I'm not sure if this will help you or not, but...

My merchant MC, Quaraun, whom I’m constantly talking about and always refer to as “he”, is F2M trans (cis female who transitioned to live life as a male). The mental transition started when he was 9 (so quite young) and was not accepted by his father, so he was not allowed to transition early on when he wanted to, put more effort into it at 15, and it wasn't until an adult on his own away from his father that you saw the full change, and it is not until he is 75 years old, that he fully rejects everything “she/her/female” related to his past.

So childhood, teen, and young adult scenes swing back and forth between using she to he, her to him, female name to male name, because he wasn't being allowed by adults around him to transition, but he was obstinate and kept trying anyways. BUT the childhood scenes are shown in a flashback late in the series, and told from his perspective so the narrative uses he/him/new male name, while only the dialogue of his father uses she/her/old female name.

The entire series is 3rd person. Some stories are regular normal 3rd person that follows just the MC (like Harry Potter or The Witcher). While a few stories are 3rd person omniscient, the birds eye point of view narrator who changes which character it follows from scene to scene (like Game of Thrones or Wheel of Time). But most stories in the series are 3rd person limited, told like 1st person by the MC himself, but speaking of himself in 3rd person pronouns (like Tell Tale Heart). It’s a series of short stories so which of the 3 types of 3rd PoV is different depending on the particular story in question.

Anyway...

The MC is already an old man (elderly) at the start of the series, so the reader is introduced to him as he/him and his after transitioning name, and it’s not until the second novel, during a series of flashbacks to his childhood, that the reader learns he used to be a she a long time ago.

So right from the start, the narrative treats the MC as male, using new/changed/male name straight from the beginning.

But because the flashbacks are told by him, when he is elderly, he refers to himself as he, even in the flashbacks, and uses his new name, not his dead name, even though the flashbacks show him as a child and take place before he started using his new name.

The stories shift timelines, so sometimes a story is in his past, and these I deliberately write in 3rd person limited so that it is he, himself now being the narrator, and thus, it's him from the current time, narrating events of his past, but speaking of himself in the 3rd person, and because of this, the narrative still uses he/him/new male name even if in a time period before she became he to everyone else, because he thinks of himself as he.

(Hopefully that makes sense.) Basically, the flashbacks are him as an old man, sitting in a tavern, telling stories of his youth to people in the tavern.

But, the issue of the dead name and use of female pronouns, does not come from him, rather it comes from the dialogue of characters who knew him before his transition.

So now comes the question of various characters' dialogue.

Quaraun's primary lover, BoomFuzzy, was with him before the transition, so knows he used to have a female name and female pronouns, but was with him during and after the transition and was instrumental in emotional support, so this character's dialogue always uses he/him/new male name, in scenes during and after the transition, but his old dialogue is shown using she/her/old female name before the transition happened.

Quaraun's 2nd lover GhoulSpawn (he has 2, the 3 of them living together) met him after the transition and they were friends several years before GhoulSpawn found out he was born she. GhoulSpawn never knew him as her, and so is always shown using he/him/new male name in his dialogue.

Quaraun's biological father, Murdock, never accepts the transition so his father's dialogue always uses she/her/old female dead name. However the father is a very minor character who is only seen in a few flashback scenes, so, it is very rare for the she/her/old female name to be seen. And when it does show up, you see the MC become visibly upset.

Quaraun's mother accepted her son as her son from 9 years old and never had an issue with the transition, so her dialogue always says he/him/new male name.

When Quaraun was very young, he was sent to live in foster care after his father murdered his mother. His foster dad, ZooLock, knew him as her at first, and was accepting of the transition but struggles with old age related memory issues and so in later years forgets the transition happened and so when he visits his foster dad, foster dad's dialogue greets him with she/her/old female dead name, then foster dad stumbles around saying no that's not right, apologies and corrects himself to saying he/him/new male name, which often leaves MC embarrassed if people in the room are unaware that he is F2Mtrans.

So, because the series is his PoV, most everything, including the narration uses the he/him/new male name. And it's only in the spoken dialogue of certain specific characters (the bio dad who refuses to acknowledge the change; and the foster dad when old and forgetful sometimes forgetting the change happened) who use she/her/old female name.

So it's mostly new name and only old dead name in specific situations, with old name only being brought up during specific plot point scenes, but only within the dialogue of specific characters, and not in the narration, as he is narrating about himself..

Also... the reader is never told what the birth female name was. In the dialogue the text says: **redacted/name removed** in the text instead of outright saying the old dead name. This is done because it's the MC telling what the other characters' dialogue said, and he refuses to say what his old female name was. So the series never reveals to the reader what the old name was, readers are simply aware that there was a female name at one point in his youth and he completely rejects his prior female state.

Flashbacks make up a lot of the series because he is old/elderly at the start and things he encounters triggers memories of youth, thus flashbacks.

Well because he is both the MC and the narrator, in flashback everything uses his new male name and male pronouns, because he sees himself as that name and those pronouns.

And as I said above, the female name is never stated, with the text saying **name removed** any time someone (like bio father mentioned above) uses it, so the reader never knows what it was and is aware he deeply dislikes being called that name to the point that he is removing when he talks about his past.

See the thing is, he associates his past name and gender with a lot of trauma and so seeks to separate himself from the person he used to be. Thus the physical removal of the name in the printed text.

I'm not sure if this is helpful for your situation or not, but I thought I’d mention the use/disuse of dead names for trans characters, because for some real life trans people using their dead name is very traumatic and should be avoided, but than for other trans people they are fine with talking about their dead name and don’t have trauma issues because of it. I write my character so that his dead name upsets him quite a lot and thus why it’s physically replaces with **redacted** or **name removed** in the text instead of outright saying the name, alongside showing him becoming upset whenever anyone says the dead name.

Anyways, hope something here helps you.

Good luck with your projects!

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The Quaraun series is a set of 2,000 short stories and 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, transvestite wizard.

Due to the content of the books, you must be 18 or older to buy them and they are sold under M18+ ratings in countries that require book ratings on the cover.

These morbid novels do not have happy endings, and main character Quaraun's depression, suicidal nature, and drug use gets worse as the series progresses. If you are looking for cheerful, happy stories, these novels are not for you.

Most pages on EelKat.com are either sample chapters from these Dark Fantasy Yaoi novels or how-to advice and Q&As about writing Dark Fantasy Bizarro Yaoi, and thus many pages feature mention of suicide, drug use, cutting, depression, BDSM fetishes especially CBT, schizophrenia, ritual murder, and thus many pages are probably NSFW.

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The Quaraun Series 

Meet The Characters:

Quaraun the Insane

BoomFuzzy the Unicorn

GhoulSpawn the Crazed

ZooLock the Great

Quaraun's World:

Characters: Transgender, Transexual, Transvestite, or Intersex? What is Quaraun? Writing Demisexual Characters Advice On Writing A Bisexual Character  Writing Genderfluid Characters Writing Transgender Characters Giving Your Characters Flaws and Goals How long does it take for your characters to fall in love with each other? What makes a strong male lead? Fantasy Names From Real World Cultures The Reader Impact of Minor Character Deaths How to Write a Sleazy Male (Villain/Bad Guy)  Need help writing characters of color | EelKat on racist white readers

Culture: What Makes An Elf, An Elf? Phookas Marriage In Elf Society What would happen if an Elf adopted a Human baby? One volume of the series has a 97% return rate? Here's why... Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series Need advice on how to write diverse characters. Suicide, Rape, and Abuse In The Quaraun Series Accents in Dialogue How to Handle Writing Fantasy-Horror That Features Violence Against Children The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer

Magic: Witches, Wizards,  Sorcerers, & How They Are Different Explaining Quaraun's 58 Piercings and Jewelry Obsessions  Bumbling Wizards and Their Spell Casting Side Effects High Elves Getting High Gypsy Colour Magic How to knock someone unconscious with magic? Necromancy: How will resurrection affect society as a whole? Child Sacrifice in Fantasy Novels Building a Magical System: A Questionnaire What is a God in Your Universe? Elves, Drugs, and Opium  Love Spell To Keep Your Boyfriend In Love With You

The World: What will a traveler encounter on the roads? Why is there a kitchen sink in my pocket? How To Write Slice-of-Life, Travelogue Style Literary Fantasy Books Writing Evil Unicorns Twerking Dragons Why do Lovecraftian beings come to earth? What number of continents are in your fantasy world? Did you know the town the series is set in is a real place you can visit? World-building In The Quaraun Series Calculating the weight of gold in AD&D Turning Scenes, Into Stories & Writing Travelogue Style Fantasy Books

The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane:  First draft/sample chapters from the  novels.

NOTE: The scenes and chapters featured here, are from the unedited first drafts, and NOT from the finished published novels. This was done because many readers had asked to see what the first drafts looked like to see how different they were from the finished product. Because these are from the unedited first drafts, they contain spelling and grammar errors, typos, and sections that are still unrevised. These errors are corrected in the final published editions.

More sample chapters can be found here: (note, while these chapters are linked in chronological order, they are not continuing one to the next, they are chapters spanning from Volume 1 all the way to volume 119, of a series that has 130 novels/volumes.)

Pink Links are pages on this site. Green links go to the pages found on my DeviantArt account.

Chapter 1: King Gwallmaiic & The Sacred Pink JellyFish (Chapter 1 of the entire series)

BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell

The Dying Elf, Gibedon's Head, and King Gwallmaiic's Elf Eating Mansion

Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole

An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer

I Loved My Children, But I Loved BoomFuzzy More

Doe'Uan and The Lonely Elf

Finding Finderu 

Kelim Meets Quaraun The Insane

Pocket Lich Unleashed: Quaraun Murders Findaru

Captured By The Lich Lord 

An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit

The Lich's True Form Revealed 

Bullgaar the Vulgar 

The Enchanted Map

Waiter, There's a Head In My Soup

The Orcs and The Necromancer 

The Valley of the Katopas (Part 1)

The Valley of the Katopas (Part 2)

The Beginning of the End

The Witch Massimara Of Mount Yenka

Psychotic Dead Things

Six Days Earlier

There is no Mournful Lamb Inn

The Swamp of Death

The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin

Introducing GhoulSpawn

The Demon Cultists & The Coming of The Darkness

EelKat and The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin

The Moon Elves of Ivujivik

The Return of ZooLock The Great

The Gremlin's Warning

A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond

The Road To Witch Pond (Part 2)

The Road To Witch Pond (Part 3)

Santa's Dead Floating Body

Worms!

GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka

The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death

A Fourth Letter To Home - The Masochistic Elf With Stockholm Syndrome

GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka

The Strange Village or I Love The Smell Of Decomposing Bodies In The Morning

The Golden Rooster

Meeting Mallac

Serial Killer At Large

The Summoner of Darkness

Corsets, Elves, and Undead Faeries.

Visiting The Scene of Murder #1 With An UnGelded Stallion

I Never Wanted To Be a Wizard

Sheep Again

Back At The Tavern and Still No Shrimp

A Tavern Scene Part 3 - Quaraun, Unicorn, GhoulSpawn, - Time Travel, Chastity Cages, and Whores

Tumbling Down Stairs With Slutty Elves and Angry Liches

Where Are You Hiding That Horse?

The Hostess Twinkie Aisle of Biddeford WalMart

Quaraun Meets HellBorne The Evil

The Map of the Town

Quaraun Meets BatDude & Pigeon Poop Boy

Pepperell Square, Saco, Maine, In The Year 2525

No Goldfish, Today?

Chocolate Covered Elves 

Evil Elves 

How To Kill A Lich

The Lover's Triangle 

At Gremlin's House / Kill The Baby

I Am Not GhoulSpawn

Sheep

Santa's Letter to Satan 

Going North To Head South

Alone

In Black Tower

You've Only Known Our World Through The Eyes of a Madman

"Sold! To Zebulon, for two million dollars."

The Last of The Moon Elves

FarDarrig and The Baby That Never Should Have Been 

Answering Reader Question About The Quaraun Series:

Quaraun Free To Read Online Complete Chapter Index In Chronological Order

Fantasy World Building...Writing Fantasy Books  | World Building For Authors | My Answers To The Zaharam-Chapelle-Parunas  Ethnographical Questionnaire and More...

Answering Reader Questions About The Quaraun Series

Behind the Scenes:
A Look At How I Write The Quaraun Series...

Question Everything Before Putting It In Your World  The Quaraun series is a set of 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, bi-sexual, polyamorous/polygamous, masochistic, time traveling transvestite Elf wizard, his sex crazed, sadistic, drug dealing unicorn, and their bloodthirsty sentient house.  The Quaraun series contains heavy use of the following: suicide drug use cutting depression polygamy BDSM sex fetishes CBT (cock and ball torture)  sounding knoting barbed penises and toothed vaginas  monsters eating Humans blood thirsty Faeries Elves eating Elves Faeries eating Elves squid headed aliens eating brains out of still alive victims medieval torture schizophrenia stockholm syndrome sadism masochism rape incest dub-con necromancy necrophillia ritual murder flaying (skinning a person alive) child sacrifice cannibalism bloodletting vampirism (the mental illness, not the mythical creature) crude language (including an excessive use of the words fuck, cock, dick, testicals, balls, scrotum, and penis)  interracial relationships M/m/m relationships gay men bisexual men transvestite men men who have sex with unicorns(horses) tentacle porn sex with squid headed aliens shape-shifter sex ménage à trois relationships double dicked men tripple dicked penitration gay sex scenes bananas, pickles, candy canes, unicorn horns, and glass wizard wands used as dildos main character Quaraun is a man with 4 wives (one of whom is also his sister, another of whom is also his daughter)   Quaraun has 2 male lovers Quaraun has 4 children by his sister Quaraun has 3 children by his daughter Quaraun has 1 child that is the result of him raping a woman Quaraun has 37 children by prostitutes the primary secondary character, Unicorn, is a chemist "candy maker" and detailed instruction of how he makes his drugs, including recipes to do so are included in the novels

The Quaraun series has been banned by the following: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints aka The Mormon Church  (1991) (Reason: too much sex) (Interestingly, there were no sex scenes in the series before 2014) The Arundel Christian Tabernacle, Biddeford-Arundel, Maine  (2001) (Reason: evil and influenced by Satan) New Life Church, Biddeford, Maine  (2003) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church) (Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014) Fan-Fiction.net  (2012) (Reason: Too violent) Curtis Lake Church, Sanford, Maine  (2013) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church) (Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014 and I added gay characters to the series BECAUSE of this false complaint) Old Orchard Beach Town Hall of the Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, a division of the United States of America Government  (January 4, 2016 via court order)(State of Maine, Biddeford District Court: Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574)  (Reason #1: Too gay for the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach)(Reason #2: Contains transgender characters  depicted as living in Old Orchard Beach, in violation of the ordinance which states Old Orchard Beach is a "Family Friendly Town" by virtue of it's ban on LGBTQ+ residents) 27 volumes of the Quaraun novels were forced to be unpublished/removed from Amazon by the government issued court order that cited these books as "Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach" NOTE: As a result of this ban, and my discovery that OOB had an ordinance banning LGBTQ citizens from living in our town, an additional court case rose up, and on October 21, 2016, Alfred Superior Court overruled the ordinance banning LGBTQs in OOB, AND overturned the town hall's ban on the Quaraun series, citing that both the ordinace baning LGBTQ residents and the court order ordering the Quaraun books to be removed from Amazon.comto be "gross violations of civil rights".) Did you notice how 3 different places used the exact same phrase of "Too gay for the family friendly..." In each of these three cases the exact same minister was behind the ban.

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Sample Chapters of Many of the Novels Are Available To Read Online:

Vol.1 Night of the Screaming Unicorn | Read Online Chapter Index

Vol.2 Kelim and The Necromancer - Chapter Index Volume 5: The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain Vol.8 Quaraun and the Vampire Into The Swamp Of Death - Chapter Index Vol. 11 The Summoner of Darkness - Chapter Index

Vol. 3 BoomFuzzy | Free To Read Online Chapter Index Volume 6: The Obsidian Idol of The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley Volume 9: The City of The Screaming Statues Volume 12: Captain Quirk & The Pirate Ship Rent-A-Prize

Volume 4: The Journey Begins Volume 7: The Vulgar Alchemist's Inn Volume 10: The Last Katopa Volume 13: King Gwallmaiic, The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley

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Volume 17: The Tower of The Shape Shifting Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies Volume 00: 000000 Volume 23: The Return To Fire Mountain Volume 00: 000000

Volume 27: The Sorcerer's Tower of Cake

Volume 00: 000000 Volume 31: The Crystal Palace of Mt. Demontooth Volume 00: 000000 Vol. 37 Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Chapter Index

Volume 00: 000000 Volume 00: 000000 Vol. 35 The Jiggler & The G-String Teddy Bears - Chapter Index Volume 00: 000000

Volume 00: 000000 Vol. 33 GhoulSpawn The Crazed & The Rose Garden of the Pink Necromancer - Chapter Index Volume 00: 000000 Volume 00: 000000

Volume 48: A Baby For The Necromancer

Volume 00: 000000 Volume 58: Zebulon's Captive Volume 00: 000000 106: The Haunted Lighthouse

Volume 00: 000000 Vol. 59 The City of the Slushies Volume 00: 000000 Volume 107: The Battle of Ongadada

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Volume 119: My Two Favorite People

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Please Note: The Quaraun Series Is Rated M18+ and you must be 18 or older to buy it.

Most pages on EelKat.com are about writing, publishing, marketing, and CosPlaying Dark Fantasy, Bizarro, Gorn,  Monster Porn, Torture Porn, CBT, Psychedelic Literature, Weird Lovecraftian Horror, Pink Humour Satire, & BDSM Yaoi.

With this in mind, some pages may not be safe for work and are marked as: [NSFW].

Reader discretion is advised.

Why is the Quaraun Series Rated M18+?

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Book publishing hiatus: November 14, 2013 I was beaten up by a woman who claimed to be a unpublished author. I was paralyzed for 5 months and am still 4 years later relearning to use my legs & arms. While I was cripple, offline, and recovering these past 4 years, she next proceeded to hack my website and most all of my forum and social network accounts.

April 2015 she returned, filled my motorhome with 1,000s of gallons of feces/raw sewage and cut my cats heads off nailing them to my door. 10 cats are currently still missing. 

October 2006 she blew up my house with a bomb, in May 2013 put a bomb in my classroom at college, November 2015 put a bomb in my department where I work at Walmart, and June 2016 put yet another bomb in WalMart. The FBI is trying to identity of this woman. More info about these terrorist attacks on my family can be found here: https://www.eelkat.com/1667Words.html

If you have any information about this woman, please contact the FBI agent in charge of the case, his contact info is on that page.

What Is This Site?

I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life. 

Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).

NOTE: I ONLY write the Quaraun series (aka The Twighlight Manor series aka The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane). In recent years there has been an issue with impersonators trying to pass books off as written by me, notably several non-fiction and Erotica books. I write neither nonfiction nor Erotica.

ALL of my books and their cover arts are listed on my website here. Beware of any books you find claiming to be me. If the books are NOT listed here on my website, they are NOT my books.

In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizarro Tales set in 40th century CyberPunk-Quasi Medieval, Cozy Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring an intersex Elf and his Faerie husband main characters.  I DO NOT WRITE ANY OTHER SERIES - THIS SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE I WRITE.

Non-fiction (found ONLY here on my site) is daily updates of events in my life, and how-tos on how I write my novels.

I DO NOT write Erotica.

I DO NOT write books with HUMAN characters.

The Erotica books and books with Human characters, that you are finding, are written by scammers trying to impersonate me.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter. If you find any such books, please report them to FBI Agengt Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

The FBI believes the people behind the impersonation accounts showing up, are relatives of the woman who murdered my son.

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No Place for Birth The Noodle of Power Not Little Red Riding Hood Obsessive Love-Dangerous Love An Ode to My Shattered Sanity One River In Three Perspectives Open Grave Paddlewheel Maintenance A Path of Twisted Trees A Peaceful Night on the Tundra The Peaceful Shores of Noodle Beach Phantom Tides The Phooka's Dragon School Pickling Perfection Pickles, Panic, & Permafrost The Picnic Pink Marabou Trimmed Rainbow Leg Warmers, a Purple Feathered Black Leather Codpiece, and an Emerald Green Overly Fluffy Scarf The Pink Necromancer's Deceitful Carpet Weave Pink Sheep, Cheesy Burritos, and The Grim Reality of Zombies Pliable Clay on the Potter's Wheel Pocket Lich Unleashed: Quaraun Murders Finderu Preparations for the Street Market of the GodForsaken City Psychotic Dead Things Quaraun's Beauty Makeovers Quaraun's Candle Business Quaraun's Irritable Day Quaraun and The Wandering Turtle City A Quiet Day on The Blue Monkey The Quiet Evening in the Pink Silk Tent A Quiet Evening In The Rain A Quiet Night on The River A Quiet Place To Sweep A Quiet, Relaxing Foot Rub The Rain-Drenched Alley Raining Cats & Dogs Readers vs Readers, What Really Makes a Reader, a Reader? The Red Hakama Remove! The Return of ZooLock The River Boat Man-Woman The Sacred Pink Secret (TW: Mpreg Yaoi) Safety and Emergency System Activated. Please Being Calm Santa's Floating Dead Body Santa's Letter To Satan The Screaming Contest The Seagull Sea Slugs and Clam Chowder Bread Bowls Secret Meeting Hidden Behind Closed Doors Shadows on the Clam Flats Shipyard at Dusk The Silence of the Unseen Silks in the Snow The Singing Crabgrass Crabs - A Green Fairy Wine Tale A Sinister-Looking Stone Well Six Days Earlier The Snake's Prophecy of Doom Upon The Fractured Moon A Solitary Black Sock Spinning Dreams in Silk Springtime by the River The Soul Eater Spacious Space Spooky Scary Skeletons - A Graveyard Waltz Stillness in the Garden's Chaos Stone Cakes for the Road Sticky Rice, Bare Fingers, and Slippery Chopsticks Survival Preppers Of The Zombie Apocalypse The Swamp of Death The Sweet and Sour of Lemons The Temple City of The Green Goddess, Where Every Street Has a Name The Terrifying Cliffs of Noodle Beach, featuring Etiole The Terror Bird That Afternoon When Quaraun Got Stuck In a Crab Trap That Big Bad Darkness in His Heart 3 Perspectives on an Apple Toobe's Well-Prompted Apocalypse (A ChatBot Plans Global Domination) The Trade Caravan A Tumble In The River The Vacuous Tavern Fool The Valuable Mystery of the Talking Saloon Door and How We Nearly Got Shot Over Stale Tacos Vendetta over Vittles A Very Important Clump of Grass Wagers and Wiles in the Godforsaken City Waiter, There's A Head In My Soup The Washer Woman & The Fae What I Wish I Knew Before Not Becoming an Astrophysicist When a Government Tries to Cover Its Crimes Why the Sea is Salt A Winter Wizard Wishing For Lobster Rolls-Never Make Wishes In The Presence of Wizards WORMS! 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Some additional thoughts on the FBI Murder Investigation of 144 & 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine:

How many murders are caused by cancel culture, have you ever wondered?
I have — because my son murdered by cancel culture, so I wonder this a lot.

I have never been able to wrap my mind around cancel culture. It has baffled me ever since I first discovered it, when the “God hates fags” group showed up in my yard to start a bonfire on my lawn and burn my books (I’m an author, 138 novels published since 1978) and I later found out the group had spent weeks on social media planning the event and gathering followers, because one minister got it into his head I was gay (I’m not) and write gay erotica (I don’t), and used gay hatred and white power rants (I’m not white, it’s the only thing they did get right) rants on Twitter to incite canceling of my supposedly gay erotica books (that were neither gay nor erotic) and get a mob to show up in my yard.

A week later a bomb blew up my house, I had to rebuild, a week to finishing rebuilding a backhoe drove over my house, 2 months (November 14, 2013) later a crazed woman with a golf club showed up at my college class shattered my spine and bashed my 8 month infant sons head in while screaming “transvestite freak” and claiming I (a cis female) was a “man in a dress”.

Because of Twitter’s cancel culture I homeless, now 11 years, I am crippled paralyzed unable to walk, now 11 years, and my son is dead and the FBI investigation of his murder is still going on these 11 years later, and the killer still walks free and unidentified, and the primary reason for being unidentified is there are over 30k people online who spread these false accusations of gay erotica and transgender about me and the FBI has to investigate EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, yes, ALL of them, yes, if you’ve ever posted hate about me online you ARE being investigated for your potential involvement in my son’s murder, and in 11 years, they’ve only made it a quarter of the way through that list, and not yet found golf club woman..

And the man who started it all, Peter something, is now the biggest YouTuber in Quebec and the biggest anti trans YouTuber on the planet, and has yet to be held responsible for starting the gay erotica and transvestite rumours about me on Twitter because, for some reason there are no laws that hold cancel cries accountable for the the death and destruction their hivemind followers do after being incited into a frenzy by the cancelers tweets.

Perhaps the issue is I am too old to understand the herd mentality of cancel culture, I grew up on a very isolated egg farm and I was 42 years old before cancel culture existed, or perhaps my not using social media causes me to not understand it.

But I wonder how many people out there are like me, lives destroyed by haters, who hate things about me, that aren’t even things I am or do, because they believe one cancelers lies on Twitter and never took the time to fact check before they reacted.

EVERYTHING We Are Allowed To Publicly Release About The FBI Investigation Can Be Found HERE

Do you know who this woman is?
If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

On November 14, 2013, she used a golf club to bash out the brains of my 8-month-old baby Xavier-Octavian Allen. She called herself “Claire” as though she thought I knew her, but I know no one named Claire and had never seen her before. She was about 65 years old and would be around 75 years old today in 2025. The FBI believes the woman who murdered my son is the same woman who hired the backhoe to drive over my house on August 8, 2013, a few weeks before my son’s murder.

If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, on July 4, 2013 and on August 8, 2013 after vandals drove a backhoe over it. The backhoe is still running in this photo, I got home from work while they were doing it and the white haired man jumped out and ran away leaving the backhoe running, until it ran out of gas. It sat in my yard for 6 months until the police finally towed it away.

She is the same woman who severed my spine with the same golf club used to murder my baby. She had distinctive two-inch wide stripes in her hair all the way around her head, platinum blond and dark reddish brown, in a pageboy haircut.

If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer,please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

Of the Portland, Maine FBI Office, 4th floor, Middle Street Portland.

FAQ: How Did the FBI get involved?

The FBI believes this woman who crippled me and murdered my baby on November 14, 2013, is connected to the backhoe that illegally drove over my house making me homeless on August 8, 2013.

Between June 2001 and continuing on into 2025, there have been over 200 violent attacks on 146 Portland Ave, Old orchard Beach, Maine, including the beheading of 75 pet roosters April 2007, whose headless bodies were hung in my rosebushes from rope nooses.

The FBI believes ALL of these events are being done in an attempt to drive me off my land. 

According to the FBI, in 2007, a developer went to the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall and filed an illegal building permit for a 27 unit condominium, on my land and CLAIMED to be the owner of my land. This land has been in my family since 1531, we are Native Americans of the Kickapoo tribe and there are more than 500 graves, most dating from the 1500s to 1600s on my land. 

This land has been in my family well over 500 years, and I inherited it from my grandmother Helen Ricker Allen in 1983.

The FBI believes, ALL of the slander/rumours that falsely accuse me of being transgender were ALSO started by this woman who murdered my son, in a further attempt to drive me from my land via working locals of Old Orchard Beach into a trans-hating frenzy.

If you are a real estate agent and ANY ONE contacts you interested in buying 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, PLEASE report that "client" IMMEDIATLY to FBI Agent Andy Drewer, head of my son's murder investigation, and head of the investigation into the 200+ acts of vandalism and hate crimes which have occurred at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine between 2001 to 2025.

If you have ANY information about ANY of the incidents, attacks, vandalisms, and hate crimes that took place between 2001 and 2025, on 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, please give that information to FBI agent Andy Drewer as well.

My land is not for sale and ANY ONE offering to buy it is likely connected to this woman who murdered my son.

ANYONE interested in buying my land has a HIGH PROBABILITY of being hired BY MY SON'S MURDERER, and you MUST send their information to the FBI.

If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

She shows up at my yard (both in Old Orchard and in Biddeford), at my college classes, at my workplace... always violent and smashing things, always yelling "transvestite freak" and similar hate slurs about transgender people (she seems to believe I am transgender even though I am I cis woman, and her hatred of transgender people seems to be her primary motive.).

At one point the man who was with her called her "Vallerie". But she herself talked of herself (in a bizarre, not how normal people talk "3rd person") Claire. She kept saying things like "I'm Claire, bitch!" and "I'm Claire you fucking transvestite freak!"

She really, really, really, really was going overboard in emphasizing that her name was Claire - to the point that I am led to believe that her name is NOT Claire, and that she was in fact pretending to be someone else, who's name was Claire.

The fact that the man with her (who was later discovered to be a Biddeford police officer - he was identified in February 2025 when he was killed in a car accident in New Hampshire.) called her "Vallerie" and not "Claire" when he talked to her, indicates, that her name is more likely to be Valerie, then Claire.

But I know no one named either Vallerie or Claire, and outside of these events where she shows up and attacks, I've never seen this woman before and have no clue who she is.

She has attacked more then a dozen times, IN ADDITION to the golf club attack when she murdered my son and crippled me.

She frequently dies her hair and wears wigs. And has looked quite different in the over TWELVE YEARS of her stalking and harassment

I have 3 broken vertebrae, 3 ruptured discs, a broken sariliac, hip dysplasia (broken hip and broken pelvic bone, with hip bone pushed back into pelvic bone and fused together), in addition to rheumatism in both hips, both knees, and both wrists, as well as MS.

Rheumatism I've had since I was 8.

MS I've had since I was 16.

All the rest was done by the crazy blonde woman with the golf club, November 14, 2013, at Southern Maine Community College. I was also 8 months pregnant and she murdered my son as well. I was paralyzed for 18 months and had to relearn to walk. Her hair was wild extreme unnatural rave style 2 to 3 inch wide platinum blond and dark blonde-brown stripes.

I found a pin that shows a similar hairstyle:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/tonos-de-cabello-rubio--322148179608879161/

In May 2015 I returned to work, walking minimally with a cane.

On June 24, 2016, the same mystery blond woman with her hair now dyed rusted reddish blond, woman, this time driving a late 1990s vintage gold Volvo station wagon, drove up beside my car, while I was putting groceries in my car at Scarborough Walmart, jumped out, grabbed an empty shopping cart from the shopping cart corral, and attacked again, same as she did with golf club three years earlier. This attack is the one which caused worse damage, and I have still not yet recovered from now in 2025.

In the 2016 attack, her hair was dyed an unnatural burgundy red, with slight grey roots growing out, the same unnatrually straitened pageboy style, and she was wearing a burgundy sweater that time.

In the 2016 attack, her hair was dyed an unnatural burgundy red, with slight grey roots growing out, the same unnatrually straitened pageboy style, and she was wearing a burgundy sweater that time.

She most often looks like this, with the red hair... and it was what she looked like on the December 24, 2016 Christmas Eve attack at my dad's apartment building. And THIS attack we have on camera, and so we have actual video footage of her... including, we have audio files of her yelling and chanting "transvestite freak!" while shooting a gun, during the Christmas Eve attack at 27 High Street, Biddeford, Maine.

Her hair has been a different colour each time she has shown up. In 2021 it was a neon dayglow purple, but still the same pageboy. The 2021 attack she was wearing a black poly satin dress with neon lime green trim

Her hair has been a different colour each time she has shown up. In 2021 it was a neon dayglow purple, but still the same pageboy. The 2021 attack she was wearing a black poly satin dress with neon lime green trim

When she showed up at PortCon 2023 and the Round 1 at the Maine Mall the same day, she was again wearing the black dressed, but this time her hair was died black, but she was wearing a neon dayglow lime green "clown wig".

Her face is covered in deep "smokers wrinkles" and her skin is very, very abnormally dry and flakey.

She had a somewhat large nose, (kind of more like a man's nose then a woman's nose) and very thin lips (almost none existant, again, more like a man's lips, then a womans)... she is a LOT bigger then me... a LOT - I am 5'6" and she's maybe 5'11" to 6'2"... she's like really, really, really big.

When she showed up at PortCon 2023 and the Round 1 at the Maine Mall the same day, she was again wearing the black dressed, but this time her hair was died black, but she was wearing a neon dayglow lime green "clown wig".

at one point at the Round One in the Maine Mall attack, she pulled off the green clown wig while she was yelling and her hair was a black-black super fake dyed black pageboy.

The 2016 attack is the one that did the most damage and. That is why I have the cane, walker, rollator, and wheelchair. And which one I use is determined by how much pain I am in at the time I try to stand and move.

She is the one the FBI is looking for. He said he thinks Bruce’s family knows who she is. He said they become alarmigly, agitated, evasive, and violently hostile whenever questioned about her.

If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

• Everything we are allowed to publicly release about The FBI Investigation Can Be Found Here

She is the same woman who severed my spine with the same golf club used to murder my baby. She had distinctive two-inch wide stripes in her hair all the way around her head, platinum blond and dark reddish brown, in a pageboy haircut.

If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer,please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

I have 3 broken vertebrae, 3 ruptured discs, a broken sariliac, hip dysplasia (broken hip and broken pelvic bone, with hip bone pushed back into pelvic bone and fused together), in addition to rheumatism in both hips, both knees, and both wrists, as well as MS.

Rheumatism I've had since I was 8.

MS I've had since I was 16.

All the rest was done by the crazy blonde woman with the golf club, November 14, 2013, at Southern Maine Community College. I was also 8 months pregnant and she murdered my son as well. I was paralyzed for 18 months and had to relearn to walk. Her hair was wild extreme unnatural rave style 2 to 3 inch wide platinum blond and dark blonde-brown stripes.

In May 2015 I returned to work, walking minimally with a cane.

On June 24, 2016, the same mystery blond woman with her hair now dyed rusted reddish blond, woman, this time driving a late 1990s vintage gold Volvo station wagon, drove up beside my car, while I was putting groceries in my car at Scarborough Walmart, jumped out, grabbed an empty shopping cart from the shopping cart corral, and attacked again, same as she did with golf club three years earlier. This attack is the one which caused worse damage, and I have still not yet recovered from now in 2025.

That is why I have the cane, walker, rollator, and wheelchair. And which one I use is determined by how much pain I am in at the time I try to stand and move.

She is the one the FBI is looking for. He said he thinks Bruce’s family knows who she is. He said they become alarmingly, agitated, evasive, and violently hostile whenever questioned about her.

If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

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