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Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.
This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.
And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!
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Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.
Are you an evil man?
Are you sure you're not?
How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?
Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.
Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?
What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?
Did you know...
October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.
August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.
November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.
November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.
Are you proud of what you have done?
Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.
~EelKat
If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
It had started out as a tumble to the ground, but laying on top of Quaraun's soft, feminine, fleshy curves was more then GhoulSpawn could bear.
Quaraun's annoyance at being on the floor was quickly shattered by the intense hunger of GhoulSpawn's kisses. His kiss was urgent and exploratory. Quaraun was shocked by his own eager response to the touch of his lips.
The thought of cheating on Unicorn had never crossed his mind, but just now being this close to GhoulSpawn sent reason out of his head. Though Unicorn had pointed out the attraction several times, Quaraun remained in denial over his ever growing lust for the young Sun Elf.
Quaraun wasn't given any time to think about his actions, he merely responded to the pleasurable sensations he felt as GhoulSpawn's touch sent shivers down his spine. There was the delicious feel of excitement. Of first-contact. Of naughty thrills. Quaraun was suddenly filled with the overwhelming desire for GhoulSpawn to fuck him.
Quaraun moaned as he felt the Sun Elf's hard cock pressing into his groin. Quaraun pressed closer to GhoulSpawn in response. The two Elves were instantly lost in the passion of kisses and embrace. As quickly as it started though, GhoulSpawn suddenly broke it off and clambered fearfully to get quickly off of the sultery, lust filled Necromancer.
"I'm so sorry," GhoulSpawn whispered as he stood up and looked around for a place to escape. Then ran off towards the door.
"No!" Quaraun cried out, pointing a finger towards the door.
GhoulSpawn stopped and stood terror stricken, staring at the blank space on the wall before him. The door was gone. Vanished as if it had never been there. He looked around the room. All the windows and the other door were gone as well. Panic rose in his throat as his heart rate quickened. He became terrified of what the Necromancer would do to him.
Quaraun slowly pushed himself up. The fall had dazed him and he was not quite steady enough to stand quickly.
"I'm sorry," GhoulSpawn said again, this time with great difficulty. Fear welled up inside of him. He was trembling so bad, he thought he would faint.
Quaraun stood, still dazed, now leaning against the table.
"Why are trying to run away," Quaraun asked.
"I'm sorry."
"You've said that. I heard you the first two times. Why are you sorry?"
"I didn't mean to... I shouldn't have... I'm sorry... I..."
"Breath, GhoulSpawn. Stop hyperventilating. I'm not gonna hurt you."
"The doors..."
"You were trying to run away and I'm physically too small and too weak to stop you."
"I shouldn't done that."
"Fall on me?"
"No... not..."
"Yeah, I know what you meant. You want to fuck me."
"I don't... I..."
"You want to fuck me. I know what I felt."
"I'm sorry."
Quaraun walked over the stand directly in front of GhoulSpawn.
"You don't have anything to be sorry about."
"Please let me go."
"I want to know what just happened."
"I... uhm..."
"You like me quite a lot."
Quaraun eyes never wavered, staring directly into GhoulSpawn's, as he reached out, took hold of the Sun Elf's hand, then placed it over his groin, allowing GhoulSpawn to feel Quaraun's warm erection on the palm of his hand.
"You can finish what you started, GhoulSpawn. I don't mind."
"I shouldn't."
GhoulSpawn pulled his hand away and averted his eyes from Quaraun's gaze.
"I really don't mind."
"I don't... I like women. You're male. You don't look it, but you are."
"You can make love to me, the same way you would a woman. I'm used to receiving male lovers that way."
"You're with Unicorn."
"I'm a High Elf. I'm not monogamous, GhoulSpawn. I do not object to having multiple lovers."
"What about Unicorn?"
"What about him?"
"He's so violent."
"I like him violent. It thrills me. He's bold and dominate. You're the complete opposite. You're quiet and shy and gentle. I love the contrast between the two of you."
"You've been with him a long time. I don't want to come between you."
"I want both of you."
"I shouldn't have kissed you."
"He's also undead. And you're very much alive. It's been a long time since I've had the warm flesh of a living lover pressing against me. I've been wanting you for quite some time."
Quaraun stood up on his tip toes to reach GhoulSpawn and kiss him on the lips. Lips to lips. Flexing and yielding. GhoulSpawn did not resist the High Elf's advances. He could not hide his attraction to Quaraun. Their lips touching, parting, and touching again. It was timeless and beautiful and amazing. He wanted so desperately to make love to the Moon Elf. Feeling Quaraun's growing desire made it difficult for GhoulSpawn to resist. Quaraun involuntarily mewed. A tiny expression of happiness.
In stark contrast to Unicorn's harsh forcefulness, GhoulSpawn was gentle and loving.
"Yi fucking pink penguins!"
GhoulSpawn immediately let go of Quaraun at the sound of Unicorn's voice.
"Ya got an explanation for this?" Unicorn asked as he stared angrily down at the two Elves.
"We fell down the stairs," Quaraun said simply, pushing GhoulSpawn off of him and acting as though nothing had been going on between them.
"Un ya forgot to get back up, I see. Of course de stairs is over dair."
"Well, you can help me up now."
Quaraun stretched out his hand and waited for Unicorn to help him to his feet. And completely ignored the fact that he and GhoulSpawn were no longer anywhere near the stairs they had originally tumbled down. Unicorn was glaring at GhoulSpawn, who was sitting beside Quaraun trembling in fear and looking as though he was about to piss his pants. Quaraun snapped his fingers to get Unicorn's attention. The Phooka turned to Quaraun.
"Help me up," Quaraun commanded.
Unicorn grabbed the Elf's wrist and jerked him up violently, then slammed him very hard back into the wall, holding him up off the ground. Quaraun squealed in pain as his back made contact with the wood. Fear filled his eyes. He had not expected Unicorn's violent reaction.
"Unicorn, please," Quaraun begged. "Nothing happened."
"Ya has strange definition of nothingness."
"Unicorn..."
"No. I saw everything." The Phooka leaned in, gripping one hand tightly around the Elf's throat, pressing his lips to the Elf's ear and whispered. "I saw more then ya t'ink. I saw ya fall. I saw ya get back up. I saw ya seduce de half-Elf un pull him down on top of ya. I saw him try to get away un ya not let him. Nothing happened only because ya did nae have time before I stopped it. We is soul bound. Did ya forget that? I know every t'ing that happens to ya body. I feel what ya feel. I know when ya horny. Und ya been waiting to get alone with him ever since ya first saw him. Ya t'ink I did nae know that?"
"I wasn't..."
"Ya was. I does nay like being cheated on. Ya knows dat. Ya knows what happened to de Elves before ya."
"You ate them. It's why they call you the Elf Eater."
"No one cheats on me," the angry Faerie snarled as he tightened his grip on Quaraun's throat.
"Unicorn please..."
"How far would ya have gone if had I nae stopped ya?"
"I'm sorry..."
"No ya not."
The Elf Eater squeezed his hand, cutting off Quaraun's ability to speak, choking the poor frightened Elf who was only now beginning to realize how truly angry Unicorn was.
"Ya just saying that cause ya no want me to rip ya throat out. Ya get alone with him again and ya'll whore yarself out to his all over again. Just like the trashy little slut ya are."
Unicorn tightened his grip more, blood trickled through his fingers as his razor sharp claws sliced through the Elf's flesh like butter. Quaraun's feet were no longer touching the ground. Terror filled him as his chest tightened from lack of air.
Franticly Quaraun clawed at Unicorn's arm trying to release the fingers that were strangling him. The Lich Lord's eyes glowed blue as his illusionary flesh stripped away, replaced by the boney blue crystal skeleton that was his true form. Though a Necromancer able to control the dead, Quaraun had been taken by surprise by Unicorn's reaction and not been prepared to fight back.
The Lich continued to tighten it's death grip on the wizard's throat until he felt Quaraun's body begin the seize. Only then did Gwallmaiic let go, knowing that if he did not, the Elf would die. Quaraun fell to the floor, sprawling on the ground, choking, wheezing, and gasping as his chest heaved to his lungs' desperate attempt to suck in air.
The Lich turned to GhoulSpawn who was frozen in terror. The eyeless sockets of the glowing skull glared at him. He had never seen the Lich's true form before.
"I let ya off dis once, because ya dids nae know what him be like. Him a slut of a whore. Him went after ya soon as him knew ya gets excited over him. But now ya know. What I is. Him already tolds ya, but like everyone else, yis did nay believe him. Ya dids no take him serious. Him never tell lie. Him always speak truth. Yi just like no good Humans. Laugh at his clothes un ignore hims words. I Lich, just like him said. Un now ya knows. How I got me name. What I do to a lover who cheats on me. Him is far from the first Elven lover I had. Ya'll have nae second chance. Do somet'ing like dis again un I kill ya both."
The Lich vanished, taking with him every last drop of warmth in the room. Ice crystals formed over everything as a glaze of ice swept across the walls.
Mallac entered the room just then. The Human stood for a moment looking around at the frigid room. His breath hung frosty in the frozen air. Then he saw the two Elves, both still on the floor. Once clearly wounded and the other too terrified to move. He ran forward to help them.
"Are you alright?" He asked running to Quaraun. "What happened?"
Quaraun was too weak to talk. He was still trying to breath properly.
"This is a Lich's frost," one of the other soldiers said as the rest of Mallac's men entered the room.
"There's a Lich in the area!" Another Human shouted.
Fear filled the hearts of the Humans as they began to realize the danger they were in.
Unicorn entered the room along with the soldiers, and was now back in his deceptively small and harmless looking Human form. He lovingly took Quaraun in his arms, cradling him, purring soothingly, kissing the wounds on his neck, licking the blood from the wounds, and acting as though nothing had happened between them at all.
The soldiers began scattering about looking for any signs of the Lich. GhoulSpawn sat silently watching Unicorn's gentle care of the injured Necromancer.
The Necromancer he had just injured.
A Necromancer who clearly did not have as much control over Liches as HellBorne had said he did. This was not the first time GhoulSpawn had felt like the Lich had control of the Necromancer instead of the other way around, but it was the first time he'd seen without a doubt that when push came to shove the Lich was far more powerful than the Necromancer. GhoulSpawn wanted to run, but he was too scared to move.
GhoulSpawn stared at Unicorn. His heart pounded in his chest.
Quaraun had told GhoulSpawn that Unicorn was a Lich. He'd said it many times. Somehow GhoulSpawn had not really believed it.
Quaraun had said Unicorn was really, King Gwallmaiic, Elf Eater of Pepper Valley, but he hadn't really believed that either. Quaraun was, after all, insane, wasn't he? But Unicorn had changed. The tiny, Human like form had melted away into the distinctive blue crystal bones of a Frost Lich.
Did the stories not say, that King Gwallmaiic, the evil Necromantic Lich King, was a Frost Lich?
No one ever paid much attention to anything Quaraun said. No one took him seriously. Why would they? He was wearing a pink dress, his floor length hair tied up in twin pigtails. A twinkling silver tiara on his head. Every one knew to look at him, the man was insane. Every one said it didn't they? People mocked him and teased him and dubbed him Quaraun the Insane, so why would they believe anything he said. He always talked of Liches. No one ever believed him.
GhoulSpawn was beginning to see the error of the logic of the masses. Quaraun was not insane. Eccentric, yes, but insane? No. Far from it. His bitterness and animosity towards Humans, was nothing more then his frustration at constantly being ridiculed for the way he looked and no one believing a word he said or taking him seriously, because they were too busy judging him for his outlandish cloths.
"It's no where, Sir," one of the soldiers said to Mallac.
"You!" Mallac shouted to GhoulSpawn. "Did you see it?"
"What?" GhoulSpawn somehow managed to whisper.
"The Lich. Did you see it? What did it look like? Where did it go?"
GhoulSpawn stared at Unicorn. The Phooka was glaring angrily at him, a low threatening, growl rumbled under his breath. GhoulSpawn looked back up at Mallac and shook his head.
"No," he whispered, still too frightened to find his voice.
GhoulSpawn knew Quaraun had told Mallac that Unicorn was a Lich. He had been there when Quaraun had said it. More then once. Like everyone else, Mallac had been quick to pass Quaraun off as insane because of his fashion sense, and had not believed him, when the transvestite Elf had pointed to the Phooka and said - "He's a Lich". This was obvious now, by Mallac's seeing the evidence of a Lich's presence, and completely ignoring the fact that Unicorn was the very person Quaraun had said was a Lich.
"You were right," Mallac said to Quaraun and Unicorn. "Some one's building a Lich and now it's here. We must find it."
Mallac barked orders to his men as the Humans tumbled out into the streets to search for the beast that was sitting right in front of their noses.
GhoulSpawn was seeing now, first hand, how easily the rumours about Quaraun had been started and spreed. No one listened to anything he said. They were too busy laughing at how he dressed. And now, when the words he had previously said, had come to pass, no one even remembered the words he'd said. This fact shed new light on the depression and loneliness Quaraun lived with, the intense sadness of knowing no matter what he said, no one would listen, because no one could accept with any seriousness a man in a dress.
With the Humans gone, Unicorn helped Quaraun back to his feet and guided him back to the tavern. GhoulSpawn followed them, though he wasn't sure why. He was too scared to do anything else.
Quaraun passed out before reaching the tavern, and Unicorn carried him from that point.
When Unicorn had Quaraun tucked in bed, and was sitting on the bed beside him, GhoulSpawn broke the long silence that had stood between them.
"Is he gonna be alright?"
Unicorn looked back at GhoulSpawn who was hanging back near the door looking as though he'd run at any second.
"Him is fine. Him need rest."
"He's unconsious."
"Aye. Him need rest."
"You tried to kill him."
"No. I merely scared him."
"He's unconsious."
"I poisoned him."
"Poisoned?"
"Me claws un me fangs, dey be venomous. I poison Elf so dey feel no pain while I eat them. It puts dem into deep sleep."
"You hurt him."
"I know. Un now I takes cares of him. Him High Elf. Sleep helps him heal."
"Why help him after you've hurt him?"
"I love him. I does nae want to lose him. Not to death. Nor to you."
"I'm sorry. I should go."
"No. Ya stay."
"Why?"
"Him likes ya. Un him will t'inks I ate ya if ya is nae here when him wakes up."
"You really are the Elf Eater aren't you?"
"Leader of de Lich Lords, King Gwallmaiic, Elf Eater of Pepper Valley. Aye. Dat would me."
"You're a Lich."
"Ya knew that."
"I don't think I believed it."
There was silence again.
"Why are with him?"
"I done tolds ya. I love him."
"But he's an Elf."
"Aye."
"And you eat Elves."
"Aye."
"I'm an Elf."
"Ya is."
"Are you going to kill me?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Him likes ya. Him t'inks of ya as a friend. He does nay have any dose. Not since BeLuna un Bullgaar died."
"I don't understand you."
"What to understand?"
"A few minutes ago you were threatening to kill both of us."
"Un few moments gone yi was t'reatening ta fuck him. Yi not now."
"People think he controls the Liches. He doesn't, does he? You control him."
"No. But him could, if him wanted to. Him could easily defeatsing me iffy him were to fought back. Him does be much more powerful then I be. Him could control every dead t'ing him wishing. He does chooses not to. Him does nay abuse powers him is possesses. He is no greedy for power or riches or any worldly t'ing. Him does simply want to be loved. Hims greatest desire is simply to love un be loved in return. He peaceful un non violent. Him does no fight un refuses to defend himself when is attacked. Him knows how great of power him possesses. Him knows how dangerous him does can be to every one 'round him. iJinn are dead. Turned to ash, by words 'I wish'. Moon Elves all is dead. Frozen into solid blocks o ice, by de words 'I wish'. Pixies are dead. Turned to jellied piles of blood, by de words 'I wish'. De Sun Elves is dead. All save ya. They bodies burned to char, from inside out, by de words 'I wish'. He is being fully aware o how dangerous him does be. He distances himself from populated areas, be wandering hermit, terrified of for to enter any village we passes, for fear him will accidently say words 'I wish' un lay it to waste without ever meaning to. He really is world most powerful wizard, but it power him does nae know how to control un he lives in mortal fear of it un refuses to use it willingly. Him could has control me if him wanted to. Him choose not to."
"Why didn't you kill me back there?"
"Because him likes ya. Un he asked me not to, back at Witch Pond."
"You hurt him."
"Aye. Un nows I help him."
"You wouldn't hurt him like that if you loved him."
Unicorn got up off the bed and approached GhoulSpawn, placing his hands on the wall to either side of the half-Elf, trapping him.
"Love is nae easy for me. I is nae like ya Elves. I is what most would call a monster. To ya Elves, I is predator. Higher up on food chain then ya is being. It is me nature to kill Elves. It me natural instinct to tear ya throat out un feast on ya flesh. It is with great difficulty dat I restrain meself un does nae eat de both of ya. I lust for taste of Elf flesh. I has killed millions of de Elves. It is nothing to me to kill millions more. But ya two I does nae kill. Because I does very much love him un him sees ya as his friend. Un aparently he wants ya for a lover now as well."
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean for that to happen."
"I knows it. Un it be why no kills ya. I saw him pull ya down on top of him un ya try to get away."
"I don't trust you."
"As well ya should not. I does nae trust meself. Yis a tasty Northern Elf. It with great difficulty I does nae eat ya."
"You're dangerous."
Unicorn stepped back away from the half-Elf.
"Aye. We Phookas is top of the food chain. Yis our food. It be difficult for me to be in this town. It is filled wid Humans, ripe to eat. I feel nothing for them. I help Quaraun to help them, only because it keep Quaraun happy. Him sad, lonely Elf. Helping Humans make him happy. But if de Humans turn on him, I will have no trouble to kill every last one o them."
"Why him? You've killed so many Elves. Why not him?"
"He saw for me what I is and loved me any ways."
"You're a vile monster. A feral undead beast."
"Aye."
"ZooLock told me a story. Is it true?"
"What is story?"
"The Moon Elves caught him in bed with another male, a non-Elf, a Faerie, and tortured him for it. Used him as bait to try to catch you. You killed them and rescued him."
"T'is true. I were also de male Fae him were bedding with. ZooLock would have ya t'inks we is together because of that incident. We was together before it."
"But that doesn't answer my question."
"Being?"
"Why him? You eat Elves. Why do you not eat him?"
"Him not Elf. Him Thullid."
"Do you not eat Thullids?"
"No. I eats Thullids too. But not him. Him Sacred Pink Jelly Fish. Him Elder Brain. Him not know it, but him is. Him ancient Demon. I worship him. And now I fuck him. He is a god un he sleeps in my bed. Not yars."
GhoulSpawn slip down to the floor and pulled his knees up against his chest. He was scared of the Lich and wanted to run away, but he didn't really have any place to go to other then HellBorne and he didn't want to go there even less then he wanted to be here, and he was worried about Quaraun. The Elf had been injured and now was passed out.
Unicorn stood and watch the frightened Sun Elf.
"How old is ya?"
GhoulSpawn looked up, not certain the creature was talking to him.
"Ya not yet a hundred years old are ya?"
GhoulSpawn shook his head. He was not sure why the Phooka suddenly wanted to know his age.
"That why ya look so yang. Ya is yang. Yar just a wee lil pup. Ya not even an adult yet. Quaraun's old enough to be ya grandsire. Did ya know that? Him not as yang as he looks. Him de Necromancer what made me a Lich un I died three hundred years ago."
Unicorn continued to watch the young half-Elf, now realizing GhoulSpawn was still an adolescent, and to other Elves, still considered an Elfling. Though in the eyes of Humans he looked like an adult, in the eyes of Elves, GhoulSpawn was still only a child.
Unicoen felt less threatened by the welp now that he realized how young he was. GhoulSpawn was tall, quite a bit taller than either Quaraun or Unicorn. This had caused Unicorn to think the half-Elf was older than he was.
Unicorn bent down, grabbed GhoulSpawn by the elbow and pulled him up. The startled half-Elf cried out from fright and tried to get away, but the Lich's iron grip held tight.
"Stop being a nervous Nelly, I ain't gonna hurt ya."
Without another word, Unicorn dragged GhoulSpawn to the bed and shoved him on to it beside Quaraun.
"Ya stay there. I can keep an eye on ya better."
Unicorn sat on the foot of the bed and watched the two Elves, one injured and unconscious and the other hyperventilating and trembling with fright.
GhoulSpawn watched Unicorn waiting for the Phooka to pounce on him, but the beast remained still and silent. An hour or more passed before GhoulSpawn finally relaxed and moved out of the position Unicorn had tossed him in. Seeing Unicorn's anger seemed to have subsided, GhoulSpawn gently moved closer the Quaraun, nuzzling against him, hugging him, closing his eyes and going to sleep.
Unicorn watched the two Elves sleep together. It did not anger him to see them like this. Curled up together like this was innocent and non sexual. He had no problem with the two Elves touching and being close. It was the intense sexual passion that had risen up between them, that had angered the Phooka. Quaraun had an exotic enthral beauty to him, that caused every one they meet to have a sexual attraction to him. Usually however, Quaraun didn't bat an eye at the constant sexual advances he received from men and women, Elves and Humans alike. But GhoulSpawn was different.
Quaraun was highly aroused by the young Sun Elf and started flirting with GhoulSpawn every time he was around. Quaraun was lusting after GhoulSpawn something fierce and was making no attempt to hide his intense desire to be fucked by the golden haired half-Elf.
The two Elves had seemed to have an instant connection. A closeness that defied explanation, as though they had been friends and lovers for decades. Unicorn found himself feeling very jealous, and very threatened by this unexplainable connection the two High Elves had for each other.
It was many hours later when Quaraun woke up again. He was surprised to find GhoulSpawn asleep beside him and Unicorn sitting on the bottom of the bed watching them.
"You let him sleep with me?"
"Aye."
"Why?"
"I does nae want ya fucking with him. I did nae says ya could no be friends with him."
"I want him to stay with us."
"I know."
Back from the dead, once again with Unicorn in tow, and now with the Thullid priest ZooLock his prisoner shackled in chains, Quaraun is headed back to The Screaming Unicorn Tavern in Old Orchard Beach, but finds himself cursed with endless bad luck, as one thing after another drops out of the sky in his path.
Highwaymen, hellhounds, a turtle as big as a house, fire breathing butterflies, a train station from the 20th century, and a strange glow-in-the-dark demonic wizard with pockets full of sheep, who sits in a red armchair in poppy field in the 1400s reading 1980s spellbooks books by Gary Gaygax.
Quaraun goes head to head against The Gremlin, a time traveling wizard from the future who refuses to allow the Pink Necromancer back into Old Orchard Beach, where since his last visit, an evil Sorcerer named HellBorne has erected a giant cursed lighthouse known as The Black Tower.
ZooLock however has other plans, and while 4 rival wizards tear up the town in a wizard's duel, the Squid Headed Aliens From Neptune's Moon and their armies of JellyFish worshiping cultists arrive in town to preform a ritual that will unleash an Elder Brain Chaos Demon, known as The Sacred Pink JellyFish on the world. Too bad they didn't know she was already in town.
NOTE: Most of this novel will be available as free to read online.
Please Note: The Quaraun Series Is Rated M18+ and you must be 18 or older to buy it.
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Why is the Quaraun Series Rated M18+?
Quaraun is a character I play in Dungeons & Dragons. Like most every other novel in the series, this novel is based off the notes taken from an actual game play session. The Summoner of Darkness is based off the Dungeons & Dragons Campaign: The Murder of the Seven Points by Erik Yaple. If you are a Dungeon Master interested in running a game using this story, the game guide used is this one here --->>> |
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The Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness
EelKat and The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin
A Letter To Home
HellBorne and The Missing Sacrificial Sheep
Highwaymen
Another Letter To Home
Hellhounds
The Half-Elf Thief With Pockets Full of Sheep
"I am Very Concerned About Blueberries." - Back At The Blueberry Plains of The Screaming Unicorn Inn
A Field of Fire Breathing Butterflies
A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond
The Road To Witch Pond (Part 2)
The Road To Witch Pond (Part 3)
The Pumpkins Are Following Us
A Third Letter To Home
The Abandoned Cathedral
A Piano Fell From The Sky
The Glow-In-The-Dark Sun Elf Who Fell From The Sky
GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
Night Terrors
"Him not hurt. Him just cry baby."
The Pregnant Jelly Fish
The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death
A Fourth Letter To Home - The Masochistic Elf With Stockholm Syndrome
Stay Wid Us Too Lang, Ya Go Crazy Wid Us The Black Lighthouse Strange Nightmares Pumpkins Again |
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The Strange Village or I Love The Smell Of Decomposing Bodies In The Morning
Food Fight In a Funeral Home
Shrimp Dinners
Corsets, Elves, and Undead Faeries.
Visiting The Scene of Murder #1 With An UnGelded Stallion
The Sixth Letter To Home
The Fetishes of Phookas
Back At The Tavern and Still No Shrimp
A Tavern Scene Part 1 - "Ever heard of a chastity cage?"
A Tavern Scene Part 2 - Drunk Elves, Shrimp Dinners, and Dungeon Masters From The Future
A Tavern Scene Part 3 - Quaraun, Unicorn, GhoulSpawn, - Time Travel, Chastity Cages, and Whores
He Kills People With Candy (The 7th Letter To Home)
ZooLock Again - Off To Talk to Merchants About Murder #2
Three Days, Three Murders, & Still No Shrimp Dinners
Tumbling Down Stairs With Slutty Elves and Angry Liches
The Missing Children Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah Warned Of
Explosions From The Sea
A Hurricane Hits The Lighthouse
The Blind Phooka
You Always See The Pony?
Murder #4 & Questions About The Black Tower
Pumpkins, Blueberries, and Shrimp
The Thullids Arrive In Town
Investigating Murder #5
ZooLock's Thullid Cultists
Where Are You Hiding That Horse?
Murder #6 - The Red Herring Murder
Murder #6 - The Real Murder
The First Try At Entering Black Tower
The Black Tower's Garden of Death
The Hostess Twinkie Aisle of Biddeford Wal-Mart
Elves In Chandeliers
Aardsvorkus Muddsburge & The Crystal cave of Time and Necromancy
The Train Station
Back At The Tavern
Mallac and The Murder Weapon
Mallac And The Shambling Dead - No Spell Is Ever without A Price
Why is there an elephant in my bed?
"Kcuf! Kcuf! Kcuf! Kcuf! Kcuf! Kcid a kcus! Kcuf!"
Another Night, Another Murder (Murder #7)
HellBorne The Evil, Lord of Black Tower
Elwin
"My first thought was, where would a three year old put your bag of holding?"
The Oozing Plate Of Sugar Cookies Bludgeoned By The Courageous Alien Being Chased By A Bloodthirsty Crazed Celebrity Chef
Elwin and The Town Full of Dead Children
Glimmer Monks wear nothing underneath their robes...
Can Unicorns conceal themselves amongst normal horses and pick them off in secret?
The Thullids Are Gathering Around The Golden Rooster
A Bag Full of Pickled Jellyfish
Back At Black Tower
The Bottomless Pit
I'm HellBorne The Evil, Lord of Black Tower, of The Castle of Blood and Death
Necromancers Don't Wear Pink
BoomFuzzy's Evil Army of Blood Thirsty Marshmallow Tutti-Frutti Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies
The Cult of The Sacred Pink Jelly Fish
The Pregnant Jellyfish and The Murdered Half-Elf
The Wrath of The Pink Necromancer
Darkness Falls
Back To Black Tower Again
The Ptarmagin Kats of Space Dock 13
On Board The VISION-D8
Elwin Again (The End?)
The Summoner of Darkness is the first time The Gremlin, EelKat, Lyxiana, Bela, and Spriggan (all characters from the original 1978 edition of Friends Are Forever, Volume 1 of The Twighlight Manor Series) make appearances in The Quaraun series.
While most of the Quaraun series is written with Quaraun as the only point of view character, EelKat, the primary point of view character of the Twighlight Manor series, alternates with Quaraun as a point of view character in Summoner of Darkness.
The novel tells 2 stories side by side, with all odd numbered chapters telling Quaraun's version of the story in the 1400s, and all even numbered chapters being written as letters from EelKat in the 1980s to her sister Lynxian.
EelKat is a 4th wall meta breaking narrator.
A staple in every story that features GhoulSpawn, is his glittering technicolour herd of sheep, that gather around him to listen as he reads Dungeon's & Dragons manuals, while sitting in a red armchair, in the middle of some field.
I own the red chair, btw, which you see me sitting in in my BookTube videos while I read. You can see it in this video here:
The 2 most common reader questions asked about GhoulSpawn are:
The first story to feature Gremlin as a main character was The Wild Years, published in 1987. In this story he is a member of PETA on a mission to shut down Procter & Gamble, after encountering a local sheep farm that supplies lambs for Iams dogfood. In the slaughterhouse on the farm is a conveyor belt, onto which baby lambs are herded, then dropped into a grinder where they are chopped up while still alive.
If you have a stomach strong enough to view such things, you can see BOTH the Proctor & Gamble animal by-product grinder and McDonald's hamburger making grinder in this video here, which shows it being used on baby chickens and baby cows.
(The chicken grinder shown in this video is P&G's Iams dog food processing plant and the cow grinder seen here are Mcdonald's hamburgers be made for you.)
Please be warned, this anti-war, human rights, and animal rights protest video shows EXTREMELY GRAPHIC real life footage of poachers, slaughterhouses, human trafficing, KKK attacks, beheaded ISIS victims, and children killed by landmines.
VIEWER DISCRETION IS STRONGLY ADVISED!
Back to GhoulSpawn, the series' resident uber extreme animal rights activist...
This was a very real farm and a very real machine which I had seen when I was 8 years old, and was the reason I became an animal rights activist and a vegetarian. This aspect of GhoulSpawn's character, his being a vegan animal rights activist with a vendetta against P&G is based off my own life. (If you did not know, I am the founder of the real world Procter & Gamble Boycott and many of the Twighlight Manor books were written specifically for the boycott, thus why a character like The Gremlin took centre stage.)
Readers came to know that if Gremlin was in the story, so too would be references to the evils of Procter & Gamble, Iams dogfood's horrific sheep grinding machine, and mysterious disappearing sheep, along with his random ramblings against McDonald's, Burger King, and other giants in the animal abuse industry.
Unfortunately for GhoulSpawn, he's often rambling on deaf ears, as Quaraun, Unicorn, and others from the 1400s, have no way to comprehend the future atrocities being described by the time traveller. The reactions of people from the 1400s varies from thinking GhoulSpawn is a raving lunatic (thus why he is dubbed "GhoulSpawn the Crazed") to people understanding that he has seen something which has horribly upset him and feeling pity for him, but not really being able to understand exactly what he is talking about.
And then, when he can't get people to listen to him, he starts pulling sheep out of his pockets, not realizing that back in the 1400s he's surrounded by superstitious people who view magic, Wizards, and such things as evil sorcery and people practicing them as witches to be burned and destroyed. As a teenager from the 1970s, GhoulSpawn has as much trouble comprehending the 1400s mind as they have comprehending him.
As no one but GhoulSpawn can get anything out of or even see anything in his pockets, he can safely stuff sheep in his pockets and then innocently stand there while people run around like mad trying to figure out where all the sheep are disappearing to. He'll stuff another sheep in his pockets every time no one is looking and will continue to do this until the entire herd is gone/in his pockets. At which point he'll then jump back in his 1974 AMC Gremlin, fly back to the 1400s and set the sheep loose in green pastures.
GhoulSpawn has a particular affinity for Cotswold sheep, and his habit of stealing/rescuing sheep and taking them to the past, is used as an explanation for why Cotswolds were so very overpopulated in Medieval times, yet today are considered an endangered species.
Over the years it became a running gag in the series for other characters to bully and tease Gremlin claiming he had a sex fetish for sheep. However, GhoulSpawn does not have sex with his sheep and often seen deeply upset over the accusation. Because most people in the 1400s do not believe GhoulSpawn is a time traveller from the future, they say that he made up his story of rescuing sheep from "the gambler" to cover up habits of beasillity. Quaraun and Unicorn remain two of the only people to believe GhoulSpawn's story as he has taken them to the future and they have seen the things he speaks of for themselves.
The reason for GhoulSpawn's obsession with sheep, is a secret he rarely reveals and is known only to his closet friends: while the series often bills him as a half-Elf, leaving people to assume in also half-Human, is is rather instead half-Demon, specifically he is an Uruisg, which is a Scottish Sheep Demon, a man with the upper body of a man and the lower body of a Cotswold sheep.
In keeping with the actual Irish, Welsh, and Scottish folklore about Uruisg, GhoulSpawn is somewhat of a trickster and causes chaos to ensure whenever he is around. Also like the actual folklore he is a notorious thief and pickpocket, compulsively unable to control his urge to simply pick up and take every shiny object he sees.
This is the first time GhoulSpawn appears using the name GhoulSpawn. In previous volumes he was using the name Glinta instead.
In the Twighlight Manor series he is known as The Gremlin.
Quaraun's teenaged lover GhoulSpawn is a "natural born" Sorcerer. He is a half-Elf/half Demon.
GhoulSpawn's father was an evil Demon who commanded an army of Ghouls. Because of this, he was known simply as "The Ghoul".
GhoulSpawn's mother was a Sun Elf whom had fallen in love with The Ghoul, but was forbidden by her family to have contact with him. She in turn ran away with her Demon lover, thus causing a war between Elves and Demons.
The Sun Elves tell a story of how their Princess was kidnapped and raped by the Ghoul, thus she gave birth to the Spawn of the Ghoul. Though his mother named him Glinta, she died while he was still very young, and his Elven kin, took to calling him GhoulSpawn as a way to brand him not one of them.
GhoulSpawn is an interdimensional time traveller, because he is unable to remain in any one time, place or dimension long, because he was born in the Hell Dimension, which exists outside of the realm of time and space as we know it. The Ghoul tried to escape the Sun Elves by going to the distant future (1974) and leaving his half-Elf son and the boy's mother there to live among a band of LSD addicted hippie Humans whom drove a 1974 AMC Gremlin.
The Sun-Elves eventually found their missing she-Elf and brought her back to the 1400s where she belonged, but she refused to leave her half-Demon son behind.
After his mother's death, GhoulSpawn was made a servant to his High Elf step-father and full blooded Elf step siblings, all of whom abused him and treated him like a slave. He grew up constantly being told he, because he was only a half-Elf, was unloved and unwanted and should have been killed at birth, resulting in the very low self esteem he has.
Neither Demons nor half-Elves are considered welcomed members of society, both being forced to live in small tribal groups on the outskirts of civilization. Both are often stoned to death or hung if they dare set foot in a city.
GhoulSpawn being both a Demon and a half-Elf is doubly mistreated by the majority of the world's population. He takes to travelling with Quaraun because Quaraun simply accepts GhoulSpawn as he is and is not bothered by being seen in the company of either a Demon or a half-Elf.
There are several instances when people try to bully GhoulSpawn and Quaraun (a high ranking full-blooded aristocratic High Elf) is quick to stand up for him, protecting and defending the half-Elf. Quaraun is often classified by other Elves as "insane" simply because he is willing to be friends with a half-Elf.
GhoulSpawn has a speech impediment which lessens when he is relaxed and grows worse the more nervous or frightened he becomes.
Around calm laid back characters like Quaraun, GhoulSpawn speaks without difficulty. However around domineering, headstrong, or bullying characters such as Unicorn or HellBorne, GhoulSpawn develops a stutter, making it difficult for him the get to the end of a sentence.
Because he is a Demon, GhoulSpawn was born with natural magical abilities, making him a rare "natural born wizard" or sorcerer.
GhoulSpawn is typical of a Sorcerer in the Quaraun series, in that he has Demon blood, was thus born with a Demon's natural ability to cast magic on some levels, has taking to self-teaching himself how to control the magic powers he was born with, is outcast from society because of his link to Demons, and is generally not well thought of, even though he is not in any way evil, and is in fact the only part of the cast who could be considered anything close to being a Hero.
Being a time traveller, there are times when Quaraun encounteres both GhoulSpawn and his future counterpart Gremlin in the same novel.
This is the first novel in the series to feature multiple versions of GhoulSpawn in a single novel.
GhoulSpawn remains one of the most hated and most loved characters in the series. People who dislike him, absolutely despise him and have gone so far as to request I remove his character from the series entirely. While people who love him, often cite him as their favourite character and often request I add him into more stories more often.
For the people who don't like him, I'm sorry, but he remains one of my favourite characters of the series and he's not going anywhere.
For the people who want to see more of him: there are plans to make changes to several stories in the series to include him in the future editions, more often.
You can find out more about GhoulSpawn here:
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This novel was originally written in: 2014 - 2016
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