Counting Down to the 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)
A List of Slice of Life Topics
(That I am planning to write articles for)
A List of Slice of Life Topics
(That I am planning to write articles for)
So, I was playing around with ChatGPT today (January 11, 2023), trying to figure out if there was anything useful that it could be good for (because I don't think it is good at writing articles, as you saw in the pages where I tested it out by writing an article and then give ChatGPT the title and asking it to write an article and then comparing results, and, eh, I think most 3rd grade children could write better then ChatGPT does. It's certainly no where's near up to the quality I'm used to outputting here on my site, that's for sure!)
But, I got to thinking, ChatGPT is good at some things. Like it is good at brainstorming lists of titles.
And then I got to thinking, why don't I ask ChaGPT to give me a list of titles for articles that I can write throughout the year, that way I can plan ahead what to write and I won't have to waste time thinking what should I write about.
So, let's try that and see what happens.
Here we go:
My Question to ChatGPT - no custom instructions:
Google has a feature called "People also ask" or "people also search for". Today, you are my writing assistant, and I need you to compile a list of 100 "people also ask" questions/phrases on the topic of "writing and self publishing Slice of Life novellas"
ChatGPT's Answer:
Certainly! Here's a list of 100 "People Also Ask" questions/phrases on the topic of "writing and self-publishing Slice of Life novellas":
1. How to start writing a Slice of Life novella?
2. What are the key elements of a Slice of Life story?
3. Tips for crafting relatable characters in Slice of Life writing?
4. How to choose a compelling setting for a Slice of Life novella?
5. What makes Slice of Life different from other literary genres?
6. Are there specific themes that work well in Slice of Life stories?
7. How long should a typical Slice of Life novella be?
8. What are the challenges of writing Slice of Life fiction?
9. Tips for creating a strong emotional impact in a Slice of Life narrative?
10. How to balance realism and entertainment in Slice of Life writing?
11. Best practices for capturing everyday moments in a Slice of Life novella?
12. How to develop a unique voice in Slice of Life storytelling?
13. What are common plot structures for Slice of Life narratives?
14. How to handle pacing in a Slice of Life novella?
15. What distinguishes a Slice of Life novella from a short story?
16. How to evoke nostalgia in Slice of Life writing?
17. Tips for incorporating humor into a Slice of Life story?
18. How to choose the right point of view for a Slice of Life novella?
19. Are there specific writing techniques for portraying ordinary life in an engaging way?
20. How to keep readers engaged in a slow-paced Slice of Life narrative?
21. What are some popular Slice of Life novellas to study?
22. How to create memorable dialogues in Slice of Life fiction?
23. Tips for building tension in a Slice of Life story without dramatic events?
24. How to handle character growth and development in Slice of Life writing?
25. What role does setting play in a Slice of Life novella?
26. Are there common mistakes to avoid in Slice of Life storytelling?
27. How to market and promote a self-published Slice of Life novella?
28. What are some effective cover design strategies for Slice of Life books?
29. How to choose the right title for a Slice of Life novella?
30. Are there specific writing communities for Slice of Life authors?
31. Tips for conducting research for realistic details in a Slice of Life narrative?
32. How to create a compelling opening for a Slice of Life story?
33. What are the benefits of self-publishing a Slice of Life novella?
34. How to navigate the self-publishing process for Slice of Life fiction?
35. Tips for creating a visually appealing book layout for a Slice of Life novella?
36. How to handle pacing in a Slice of Life novella?
37. What are common misconceptions about writing Slice of Life stories?
38. How to capture the essence of everyday life in a Slice of Life novella?
39. Tips for maintaining reader interest in a character-driven Slice of Life narrative?
40. How to edit and revise a Slice of Life manuscript effectively?
41. Are there specific challenges in marketing Slice of Life fiction?
42. How to use social media to connect with Slice of Life readers?
43. Tips for building an author brand as a Slice of Life writer?
44. What are the benefits of writing a series of Slice of Life novellas?
45. How to handle feedback and reviews for Slice of Life books?
46. Are there specific distribution platforms for self-published Slice of Life authors?
47. Tips for creating an engaging book description for a Slice of Life novella?
48. How to handle the balance between realism and escapism in Slice of Life fiction?
49. What are common themes explored in Slice of Life literature?
50. How to overcome writer's block when working on a Slice of Life project?
51. Are there specific genres that pair well with Slice of Life storytelling?
52. How to create a strong sense of atmosphere in a Slice of Life novella?
53. Tips for developing secondary characters in a Slice of Life narrative?
54. How to approach the ending of a Slice of Life story?
55. What are some unique challenges faced by Slice of Life writers?
56. How to incorporate cultural elements into a Slice of Life narrative?
57. Tips for handling time and pacing in a Slice of Life novella?
58. How to make everyday situations interesting in Slice of Life storytelling?
59. What role does symbolism play in Slice of Life fiction?
60. How to balance realism and artistic license in a Slice of Life narrative?
61. Are there specific writing exercises to improve Slice of Life storytelling skills?
62. How to create a sense of intimacy with readers in Slice of Life writing?
63. Tips for writing authentic dialogue in a Slice of Life novella?
64. How to tackle sensitive topics in Slice of Life literature?
65. What are the advantages of writing Slice of Life in first person?
66. How to handle time jumps in a Slice of Life narrative?
67. Tips for creating a strong emotional connection between readers and characters in Slice of Life writing?
68. How to portray diversity and inclusivity in a Slice of Life novella?
69. What role do subplots play in Slice of Life storytelling?
70. How to maintain reader engagement in a character-driven Slice of Life story?
71. Are there specific cultural considerations when writing Slice of Life set in different regions?
72. Tips for creating a memorable Slice of Life cover that reflects the story?
73. How to incorporate technology and modern elements into Slice of Life fiction?
74. What are common tropes in Slice of Life literature?
75. How to balance dialogue and narration in a Slice of Life novella?
76. Tips for creating a compelling marketing strategy for a Slice of Life book?
77. How to choose the right tone for a Slice of Life narrative?
78. What are the advantages of writing a Slice of Life novella as a series versus a standalone?
79. How to handle multiple perspectives in a Slice of Life story?
80. Tips for crafting a satisfying resolution in a Slice of Life novella?
81. How to avoid clichés in Slice of Life writing?
82. What are common misconceptions about self-publishing Slice of Life books?
83. How to address universal themes in a culturally specific Slice of Life narrative?
84. Tips for creating an authentic sense of place in a Slice of Life novella?
85. How to effectively use flashbacks in Slice of Life storytelling?
86. How to navigate legal and copyright issues when self-publishing a Slice of Life novella?
87. What are common challenges faced by Slice of Life authors in the editing process?
88. How to handle pacing in a Slice of Life novella?
89. Tips for creating a compelling synopsis for a Slice of Life book?
90. How to effectively use humor in a Slice of Life narrative?
91. What are common pitfalls to avoid when writing Slice of Life fiction?
92. How to develop a writing routine for consistently working on a Slice of Life project?
93. How to address the balance between realism and optimism in Slice of Life storytelling?
94. Tips for creating a strong sense of place and time in a Slice of Life novella?
95. How to incorporate current events into a Slice of Life narrative without dating the story?
96. How to handle feedback and criticism as a Slice of Life writer?
97. What are common themes explored in contemporary Slice of Life literature?
98. Tips for creating a strong author presence in the Slice of Life genre?
99. How to choose the right publishing platform for self-publishing a Slice of Life novella?
100. How to maintain reader interest throughout a series of Slice of Life books?
Same Question to ChatGPT - with custom instructions turned on (it has been fed all my Quaraun novels, so, expect it to go nutty on the Quaraun gibber jabber:
Google has a feature called "People also ask" or "people also search for". Today, you are my writing assistant, and I need you to compile a list of 100 "people also ask" questions/phrases on the topic of "writing and self publishing Slice of Life novellas"
ChatGPT's Answer:
In the frigid landscapes of 40th-century Maine, where Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn traverse the rocky coast in their vardo, the world is wrapped in the icy embrace of a polar vortex. But within the warmth of the caravan, the fire of creativity burns bright as we delve into the realm of writing and self-publishing Slice of Life novellas. Let's explore the questions that curious minds in this frosty future might ask about the craft:
1. How to start writing a Slice of Life novella?
2. What defines the Slice of Life genre in a post-apocalyptic setting?
3. Tips for creating relatable characters in a dystopian Slice of Life narrative.
4. Is world-building crucial for a Slice of Life novella?
5. Techniques for incorporating futuristic technology into Slice of Life stories.
6. How to balance romance elements with the challenges of a frostpunk dystopia?
7. Strategies for maintaining a cozy atmosphere in a chilly setting.
8. The role of sensory details in conveying the essence of a post-apocalyptic Maine.
9. Crafting compelling dialogue in a Slice of Life novella.
10. The importance of using active verbs to enhance the narrative.
11. Can Slice of Life stories explore polygamous bisexual family dynamics?
12. Addressing societal challenges in a futuristic, technology-driven world.
13. Navigating the fine line between optimism and dystopia in storytelling.
14. What makes a Slice of Life novella stand out in the Gay Romance genre?
15. Incorporating Maine's unique flora and fauna into the narrative.
16. The role of Moxie soda in creating a sense of familiarity in a distant future.
17. Writing scenes set in a lighthouse on Moonsnail Cove's Noodle Beach.
18. Techniques for describing the feel of fur pelts in a sensory way.
19. Depicting the taste and texture of Maine seafood in a futuristic context.
20. The symbolism of undead flying moose in a post-apocalyptic landscape.
21. Tips for portraying the fractured moon and its impact on the world.
22. Writing about the undead lobsters and their role in the storyline.
23. The challenge of capturing emotions in a world gripped by a polar vortex.
24. Creating tension without relying on supernatural occurrences.
25. Strategies for developing BoomFuzzy's food truck as a central element.
26. The role of gingerbread cake in connecting characters to the past.
27. Describing the aroma of clam chowder in a futuristic food scene.
28. Techniques for conveying the sounds of a pine forest in winter.
29. Depicting the tactile sensation of snow in a tactile way.
30. Writing about the softness of a pink lady slipper orchid.
31. Incorporating eggnog into a scene to evoke holiday nostalgia.
32. The significance of whoopie pies in character relationships.
33. Strategies for conveying the feelings associated with a turquoise 1968 VW Bus.
34. Describing the taste of Twinkies in a post-apocalyptic world.
35. Writing about the swamps of Maine in a futuristic, tech-driven narrative.
36. The role of birdsong in creating ambiance in a cold, snowy setting.
37. Techniques for portraying the feel of a pink silk yurt tent.
38. Creating a sense of coziness in a scene featuring a tea room.
39. The emotional impact of digitigrade legs and cloven hooves in a character.
40. Tips for writing logical and pragmatic characters in a frostpunk dystopia.
41. Strategies for incorporating the orange 1974 AMC Gremlin into the storyline.
42. The role of quantum physics in shaping the narrative of a novella.
43. Depicting the visual impact of gold-flecked pleco eyes.
44. Conveying the scent of rose perfume in a sensory way.
45. Writing scenes set on Maine's beaches in a far-future, icy age.
46. Techniques for describing the touch of BoomFuzzy's silk clothing.
47. The significance of the color scheme in the vardo pulled by undead flying moose.
48. Describing the taste of lobster rolls in a futuristic setting.
49. Writing about the warmth of BoomFuzzy's bakery in the midst of winter.
50. Strategies for portraying the emotions associated with a journey through a rocky coast.
51. The role of Quaraun's glass-blowing skills in the narrative.
52. Conveying the feel of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus in a tactile way.
53. Techniques for describing the aroma of Maine flowers in winter.
54. The impact of selective mutism on Quaraun's character development.
55. Writing scenes set in a noodle soup shop in a frostpunk dystopia.
56. The symbolism of a red and pink-painted vardo in the caravan.
57. Tips for creating atmospheric scenes in a lighthouse on Noodle Beach.
58. The role of BoomFuzzy's ill-humored jokes in the storyline.
59. Conveying the emotions associated with Quaraun's rare spoken words.
60. Strategies for writing about a polygamous bisexual family in a post-apocalyptic world.
61. The challenge of depicting the ill-tempered storytelling of BoomFuzzy.
62. Writing scenes set in a pink silk yurt tent during the caravan's travels.
63. The role of BoomFuzzy's blind character in shaping the narrative.
64. Describing the appearance of a 1974 AMC Gremlin in a snowy landscape.
65. Techniques for incorporating the turquoise color into the vardo's design.
66. The emotional impact of digitigrade legs and cloven hooves in a character.
67. Tips for creating a sense of mystery around Quaraun's wizardry skills.
68. Strategies for conveying the taste and texture of Moxie soda.
69. Writing scenes set in a gingerbread house in the midst of a polar vortex.
70. The symbolism of whoopie pies in character relationships.
71. Conveying the scent of clam chowder in a sensory way.
72. Techniques for describing the touch of Maine seafood in a frostpunk dystopia.
73. The role of undead flying moose in shaping the narrative.
74. Writing about the fractured moon and its impact on the world.
75. Depicting the visual impact of Maine's unique flora and fauna.
76. The challenge of capturing the sounds of a pine forest in winter.
77. Creating tension without relying on magical beings or supernatural occurrences.
78. Tips for incorporating the aroma of pink lady slipper orchids into the storyline.
79. Describing the tactile sensation of snow in a futuristic, tech-driven world.
80. Writing about the softness of fur pelts in a snowy landscape.
81. The emotional impact of a post-apocalyptic swampland on characters.
82. Strategies for conveying the feelings associated with BoomFuzzy's food truck.
83. The role of gingerbread cake in connecting characters to the past.
84. Conveying the taste of Twinkies in a frostpunk dystopia.
85. Writing about the swamps of Maine and their impact on the storyline.
86. The significance of birdsong in creating ambiance in a cold, snowy setting.
87. Techniques for portraying the feel of a pink silk yurt tent during the caravan's travels.
88. Depicting the impact of eggnog on character relationships.
89. Creating a sense of coziness in scenes set in a tea room.
90. The role of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus in shaping the narrative.
91. Tips for writing logical and pragmatic characters in a frostpunk dystopia.
92. Strategies for incorporating the orange 1974 AMC Gremlin into the storyline.
93. Conveying the visual impact of gold-flecked pleco eyes in the narrative.
94. Techniques for describing the scent of rose perfume in a sensory way.
95. The emotional impact of scenes set on Maine's beaches in a far-future, icy age.
96. Writing about the warmth of BoomFuzzy's bakery in the midst of winter.
97. The role of Quaraun's glass-blowing skills in shaping the narrative.
98. Conveying the feel of BoomFuzzy's silk clothing in a tactile way.
99. Describing the taste of lobster rolls in a frostpunk dystopia.
100. Writing scenes set in a noodle soup shop in a post-apocalyptic world.
My Response:
Well, okay! There's the Quaraun nuttiness we know and love from ChatGPT, LOL!
So, I now have a list of 200 Slice of Lice novella writing topic titles, for articles I can write on how I write and self publish Slice of Life novellas.
The question is, will I write all 200 of these articles or not?
I have no clue.
If I do write any of them, I'll turn the titles in this list into links to those articles.
Otherwise, this will remain a list.
However, a lot of these do sound interesting, so I will probably write several of them throughout the year. We'll just have to wait and see which ones and how many.
A List of Slice of Life Topics
(That I am planning to write articles for)
What Is This Site?
I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life.
Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).
NOTE: I ONLY write the Quaraun series (aka The Twighlight Manor series aka The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane). In recent years there has been an issue with impersonators trying to pass books off as written by me, notably several non-fiction and Erotica books. I write neither nonfiction nor Erotica.
ALL of my books and their cover arts are listed on my website here. Beware of any books you find claiming to be me. If the books are NOT listed here on my website, they are NOT my books.
In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizarro Tales set in 40th century CyberPunk-Quasi Medieval, Cozy Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring an intersex Elf and his Faerie husband main characters. I DO NOT WRITE ANY OTHER SERIES - THIS SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE I WRITE.
Non-fiction (found ONLY here on my site) is daily updates of events in my life, and how-tos on how I write my novels.
I DO NOT write Erotica.
I DO NOT write books with HUMAN characters.
The Erotica books and books with Human characters, that you are finding, are written by scammers trying to impersonate me.
There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter. If you find any such books, please report them to FBI Agengt Andy Drewer @207–774–9322
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Or try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books:
Hmmm... soooo... I was making the above list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here, and adding it into the footer of my site, here as you can see, which loads on every page, and then I realized... wait... there are over two thousand Pink Necromancer stories up free to read on my website, I can't put two thousand links on every single page! Whoops! LOL! So, now I'm putting list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here on this page instead and just link that page to the footer instead. But also I'll just leave some of the links in the footer, as you can see above.
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- A List of Slice of Life Topics That I am planning to write articles for.
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Clearly they never read my books. However, it is causing a lot of Erotica readers to buy my books and get mad because there are no sex scenes. All I have to say to you is this: you shouldn't fall for the scammers who call themselves Christians and devote their lives to acting like Satan instead of acting like Christ.
Sorry honey, but, the people running around calling my books Erotica are the same dim witted idiots who are also running around saying my car has demons living in it, and are the same people slandering me with UFO rumors as well.
Sorry honey, but if you came here looking for Erotica, haunted cars, aliens, or UFOs, you can consider yourself scammed by a weird group of people who've made it their life goal to do everything in their power to try to cover up my son's murder.
ALL the rumors started a few weeks after my son's murder: the Stephen King rumors, the haunted car rumors, the alien abduction rumors, the UFO rumors, and yes, even the Erotica rumors---the fact remains, my son was murdered November 14, 2013 and the murderer is the one who started ALL of those rumors to try to turn the FBI investigation away from herself.
If you find ANYONE making videos, blogs, or podcasts about me, my car, or in any way, shape, or form slandering me by connecting me to Stephen King, Erotica, Aliens, UFOs or witchcraft, know that there is a 99% chance that YouTuber, Blogger, or podcaster either IS my son's murderer or is a family or friend of my son's murderer.
If you find ANYONE making videos, blogs, or podcasts about me, my car, or in any way, shape, or form slandering me by connecting me to Stephen King, Erotica, Aliens, UFOs or witchcraft, copy the link to the video, blog, or podcast and give it to FBI agent Andy Drewer who is the FBI agent in charge of my son's murder investigation.
Be aware that the New York Podcast is spreading information that was found ONLY in the classified documents of the Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford Police Departments, meaning someone involved in the New York podcast was AT THE MURDER WHEN IT HAPPENED.
NO ONE BESIDES THE MURDERER HERSELF knew what the murder weapon was. And New York Podcasters are broadcasting that information in a DELIBERATE ATTEMPT to sabotage the FBI investigation of my son's murder.
You can contact FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 or you can go into his office directly to talk to him in person at the FBI building on Middle street in Portland, his office is on the 4th floor, last hall on the parking garage side.
Because there is such a HUGE problem of people making fake "eelkat" accounts impersonating me, here are the links to my ACTUAL accounts:
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If you find an account online claiming to be me, that is NOT one of these profiles linked above, there is a 99.99% chance it is a FAKE account impersonating me and only a .001% chance it's actually me and I just forgot to link it here.
Also, I do not have or use email, so don't trust ANY emails you receive claiming to be me. Likewise I DO NOT make videos about my family, Etiole, my car, or Stephen King, so ALL videos you find of such nature are fake as well. Likewise I do not run fundraisers, request donations, or have any involvement in any such things, so beware of ANYTHING using my name to request money from you, because I simply DO NOT do that.
These fake emails, fake accounts, and fake videos all claiming to be me are an increasingly big problem since the pandemic, and are being made by scammers who have zero affiliation with me and are illegally using my name for their scumbag dealings.
Do NOT trust ANYONE in any way contacting you claiming to be me because I DO NOT contact people AT ALL!
I wonder if the verification will help end the fake scammer accounts? I've been having a problem with someone pretending to be me, and publishing nonfiction books (I don't write nonfiction) about really bad topics (like outright terrorism stuff - how to build bombs and things, really bad stuff), and then going on social media, and trying to pass the books off as mine, right down to listing my home address, posting photos of me and my family and my car, etc. FBI is involved, and found out the ISPN of the accounts is only 14 miles away from me so it's someone local doing it, and FaceBook was able to shut down the fake FB accounts via me submitting driver's lisence and birth certificate to FB to verify my account real, but it's not been so easy to get the fake accounts off places like Amazon.
MOST of the accounts ISPN go to the Biddeford McArthur Library’s public computer, so it is someone EXTREMELY LOCAL who is creating these fake impersonation accounts and they are doing it at the Biddeford public library.
I have been petitioning places like Amazon and Reddit and FaceBook to put ID verification in place, and all 3 are now doing it. Hopefully this verification system will help with that. It's been worse on Reddit too. FBI has found 33 different Reddit accounts pretending to be me, and 27 different FB accounts pretending to be me. Similar numbers on other places. Most are spreading wild rumors about aliens, ufo, Stephen King... FBI has not yet determined why the fakers are doing it, but my son was murdered 11 years ago, and these fake accounts started showng up then, and FBI thinks it's the murderer's family doing it to try to make me look crazy in order that no one will believe me son was murdered... weird and terrifying. So, yeah, if more places like Amazon and Reddit had id verification, that'd cut down on these sorts of scams.
The FBI is ACTIVELY TRACKING DOWN all of the accounts impersonating me - and there have been well over a hundred of them found so far… and if you find an account claiming to be me, you can send the url to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 or you can go into his office directly to talk to him in person at the FBI building on Middle street in Portland, his office is on the 4th floor, last hall on the parking garage side.
And while we are talking about it... this person is also doxxing me, AND doing this weird thing where they are finding mentally deranged people, convincing them that I am EelKat and my car is The Goldeneagle and my friend is Etiole. resulting in, 3 to 9 times a WEEK these mentally disturbed people show up in my yard, addressing me as EelKat, calling my homeless friend both "Etiole" and "alien" or "demon" and calling my Dodge "The Goldeneagle" while saying it is haunted!
Trust no one who says I am EelKat.
Miss Citten The Eel Kat is a fictional cat from the fictional planet Ptarmagin. EelKat is her title, not her name. It means, The cat who raises eels as pets.
EelKat is not real. I shouldn't have to say that. EelKat is a fictional talking cat from a series of Fantasy novels. Only someone too stupid to tell the difference between fiction and reality, says an author is one of their characters.
Do you call J. K. Rowling "Harry Potter"? No. You call her the author who created Harry Potter. So why the fuck do you call me EelKat? I am Wendy Christine Allen the author who created EelKat.
Likewise:
Trust no one who calls the local homeless WW2 vet Etiole.
Etiole is a fictional Electric Eel Merman, also known as The Silver Salamander, Captain Goldeneagle, and The Silver Arrow.
The local homeless man is not Etiole, no matter how much you call him Etiole, he's still not Etiole.
Etiole is not real. I shouldn't have to say that. Etiole is a fictional Eel MerMan from a series of Fantasy novels. Only someone too stupid to tell the difference between fiction and reality, says a disabled homeless man is a fictional character come to life.
The Sacred Pink JellyFish is a shapeshifting Elf who turns into a jellyfish. He's not real either.
Yes, that is a thing locals are saying now. The latest crazy rumor, is that The Scared Pink JellyFish is some real god of a real religion, that I really worship. Which is utterly stupid that people are saying this. I am a 5th generation LDS/Mormon. I do not worship jellyfish.
The Sacred Pink JellyFish is not real. I shouldn't have to say that. The Sacred Pink JellyFish is a Moon Elf wizard from a series of Fantasy novels.
The same can be said of ALL of my characters. They are all fictional. None of them is real.
The fact that there are SO MANY locals in Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford, Maine, who can not tell the difference between fictional characters and the author of the novels those characters comes from, is deeply concerning.
I don't know who is starting these rumors or why, but I do not appreciate people coming into my yard calling me EelKat. My homeless friend does not like people hunting him down and calling him Etiole or telling him he is an alien or demon. I do not like people calling my 1964 Dodge 300 "The Goldeneagle" or saying it is haunted. Nor do I like being told you worship the jellyfish from my novels because you think it is real.
I do finding it deeply concerning the sheer amount of people who are doing this, AND I find it very unsettling that there are so many who not only do not have enough brain to tell the difference between reality and fictional characters from novels, but also, worrying how many of them take the initiative to hunt me down and show up in my yard.
And if YOU are someone who things EelKat or Etiole or The Sacred Pink JellyFish are real, I would suggest you seek psychiatric help as quickly as possible. You NEED it.
Some additional thoughts on the FBI Murder Investigation of 144 & 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine:
How many murders are caused by cancel culture, have you ever wondered?
I have — because my son murdered by cancel culture, so I wonder this a lot.
I have never been able to wrap my mind around cancel culture. It has baffled me ever since I first discovered it, when the “God hates fags” group showed up in my yard to start a bonfire on my lawn and burn my books (I’m an author, 138 novels published since 1978) and I later found out the group had spent weeks on social media planning the event and gathering followers, because one minister got it into his head I was gay (I’m not) and write gay erotica (I don’t), and used gay hatred and white power rants (I’m not white, it’s the only thing they did get right) rants on Twitter to incite canceling of my supposedly gay erotica books (that were neither gay nor erotic) and get a mob to show up in my yard.
A week later a bomb blew up my house, I had to rebuild, a week to finishing rebuilding a backhoe drove over my house, 2 months (November 14, 2013) later a crazed woman with a golf club showed up at my college class shattered my spine and bashed my 8 month infant sons head in while screaming “transvestite freak” and claiming I (a cis female) was a “man in a dress”.
Because of Twitter’s cancel culture I homeless, now 11 years, I am crippled paralyzed unable to walk, now 11 years, and my son is dead and the FBI investigation of his murder is still going on these 11 years later, and the killer still walks free and unidentified, and the primary reason for being unidentified is there are over 30k people online who spread these false accusations of gay erotica and transgender about me and the FBI has to investigate EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, yes, ALL of them, yes, if you’ve ever posted hate about me online you ARE being investigated for your potential involvement in my son’s murder, and in 11 years, they’ve only made it a quarter of the way through that list, and not yet found golf club woman..
And the man who started it all, Peter something, is now the biggest YouTuber in Quebec and the biggest anti trans YouTuber on the planet, and has yet to be held responsible for starting the gay erotica and transvestite rumours about me on Twitter because, for some reason there are no laws that hold cancel cries accountable for the the death and destruction their hivemind followers do after being incited into a frenzy by the cancelers tweets.
Perhaps the issue is I am too old to understand the herd mentality of cancel culture, I grew up on a very isolated egg farm and I was 42 years old before cancel culture existed, or perhaps my not using social media causes me to not understand it.
But I wonder how many people out there are like me, lives destroyed by haters, who hate things about me, that aren’t even things I am or do, because they believe one cancelers lies on Twitter and never took the time to fact check before they reacted.
EVERYTHING We Are Allowed To Publicly Release About The FBI Investigation Can Be Found HERE
Do you know who this woman is?
If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322
On November 14, 2013, she used a golf club to bash out the brains of my 8-month-old baby Xavier-Octavian Allen. She called herself “Claire” as though she thought I knew her, but I know no one named Claire and had never seen her before. She was about 65 years old and would be around 75 years old today in 2025. The FBI believes the woman who murdered my son is the same woman who hired the backhoe to drive over my house on August 8, 2013, a few weeks before my son’s murder.
 If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer,
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 My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, on July 4, 2013 and on August 8, 2013 after vandals drove a backhoe over it. The backhoe is still running in this photo, I got home from work while they were doing it and the white haired man jumped out and ran away leaving the backhoe running, until it ran out of gas. It sat in my yard for 6 months until the police finally towed it away. |
She is the same woman who severed my spine with the same golf club used to murder my baby. She had distinctive two-inch wide stripes in her hair all the way around her head, platinum blond and dark reddish brown, in a pageboy haircut.
If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer,please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322
Of the Portland, Maine FBI Office, 4th floor, Middle Street Portland.
FAQ: How Did the FBI get involved?
The FBI believes this woman who crippled me and murdered my baby on November 14, 2013, is connected to the backhoe that illegally drove over my house making me homeless on August 8, 2013.
Between June 2001 and continuing on into 2025, there have been over 200 violent attacks on 146 Portland Ave, Old orchard Beach, Maine, including the beheading of 75 pet roosters April 2007, whose headless bodies were hung in my rosebushes from rope nooses.
The FBI believes ALL of these events are being done in an attempt to drive me off my land.
According to the FBI, in 2007, a developer went to the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall and filed an illegal building permit for a 27 unit condominium, on my land and CLAIMED to be the owner of my land. This land has been in my family since 1531, we are Native Americans of the Kickapoo tribe and there are more than 500 graves, most dating from the 1500s to 1600s on my land.
This land has been in my family well over 500 years, and I inherited it from my grandmother Helen Ricker Allen in 1983.
The FBI believes, ALL of the slander/rumours that falsely accuse me of being transgender were ALSO started by this woman who murdered my son, in a further attempt to drive me from my land via working locals of Old Orchard Beach into a trans-hating frenzy.
If you are a real estate agent and ANY ONE contacts you interested in buying 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, PLEASE report that "client" IMMEDIATLY to FBI Agent Andy Drewer, head of my son's murder investigation, and head of the investigation into the 200+ acts of vandalism and hate crimes which have occurred at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine between 2001 to 2025.
If you have ANY information about ANY of the incidents, attacks, vandalisms, and hate crimes that took place between 2001 and 2025, on 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, please give that information to FBI agent Andy Drewer as well.
My land is not for sale and ANY ONE offering to buy it is likely connected to this woman who murdered my son.
ANYONE interested in buying my land has a HIGH PROBABILITY of being hired BY MY SON'S MURDERER, and you MUST send their information to the FBI.
If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer,
please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322She shows up at my yard (both in Old Orchard and in Biddeford), at my college classes, at my workplace... always violent and smashing things, always yelling "transvestite freak" and similar hate slurs about transgender people (she seems to believe I am transgender even though I am I cis woman, and her hatred of transgender people seems to be her primary motive.).
At one point the man who was with her called her "Vallerie". But she herself talked of herself (in a bizarre, not how normal people talk "3rd person") Claire. She kept saying things like "I'm Claire, bitch!" and "I'm Claire you fucking transvestite freak!"
She really, really, really, really was going overboard in emphasizing that her name was Claire - to the point that I am led to believe that her name is NOT Claire, and that she was in fact pretending to be someone else, who's name was Claire.
The fact that the man with her (who was later discovered to be a Biddeford police officer - he was identified in February 2025 when he was killed in a car accident in New Hampshire.) called her "Vallerie" and not "Claire" when he talked to her, indicates, that her name is more likely to be Valerie, then Claire.
But I know no one named either Vallerie or Claire, and outside of these events where she shows up and attacks, I've never seen this woman before and have no clue who she is.
She has attacked more then a dozen times, IN ADDITION to the golf club attack when she murdered my son and crippled me.
She frequently dies her hair and wears wigs. And has looked quite different in the over TWELVE YEARS of her stalking and harassment
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I have 3 broken vertebrae, 3 ruptured discs, a broken sariliac, hip dysplasia (broken hip and broken pelvic bone, with hip bone pushed back into pelvic bone and fused together), in addition to rheumatism in both hips, both knees, and both wrists, as well as MS.
Rheumatism I've had since I was 8.
MS I've had since I was 16.
All the rest was done by the crazy blonde woman with the golf club, November 14, 2013, at Southern Maine Community College. I was also 8 months pregnant and she murdered my son as well. I was paralyzed for 18 months and had to relearn to walk. Her hair was wild extreme unnatural rave style 2 to 3 inch wide platinum blond and dark blonde-brown stripes.
I found a pin that shows a similar hairstyle:
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/tonos-de-cabello-rubio--322148179608879161/In May 2015 I returned to work, walking minimally with a cane.
On June 24, 2016, the same mystery blond woman with her hair now dyed rusted reddish blond, woman, this time driving a late 1990s vintage gold Volvo station wagon, drove up beside my car, while I was putting groceries in my car at Scarborough Walmart, jumped out, grabbed an empty shopping cart from the shopping cart corral, and attacked again, same as she did with golf club three years earlier. This attack is the one which caused worse damage, and I have still not yet recovered from now in 2025.
In the 2016 attack, her hair was dyed an unnatural burgundy red, with slight grey roots growing out, the same unnatrually straitened pageboy style, and she was wearing a burgundy sweater that time.
In the 2016 attack, her hair was dyed an unnatural burgundy red, with slight grey roots growing out, the same unnatrually straitened pageboy style, and she was wearing a burgundy sweater that time.
She most often looks like this, with the red hair... and it was what she looked like on the December 24, 2016 Christmas Eve attack at my dad's apartment building. And THIS attack we have on camera, and so we have actual video footage of her... including, we have audio files of her yelling and chanting "transvestite freak!" while shooting a gun, during the Christmas Eve attack at 27 High Street, Biddeford, Maine.
Her hair has been a different colour each time she has shown up. In 2021 it was a neon dayglow purple, but still the same pageboy. The 2021 attack she was wearing a black poly satin dress with neon lime green trim
Her hair has been a different colour each time she has shown up. In 2021 it was a neon dayglow purple, but still the same pageboy. The 2021 attack she was wearing a black poly satin dress with neon lime green trim
When she showed up at PortCon 2023 and the Round 1 at the Maine Mall the same day, she was again wearing the black dressed, but this time her hair was died black, but she was wearing a neon dayglow lime green "clown wig".
Her face is covered in deep "smokers wrinkles" and her skin is very, very abnormally dry and flakey.
She had a somewhat large nose, (kind of more like a man's nose then a woman's nose) and very thin lips (almost none existant, again, more like a man's lips, then a womans)... she is a LOT bigger then me... a LOT - I am 5'6" and she's maybe 5'11" to 6'2"... she's like really, really, really big.
When she showed up at PortCon 2023 and the Round 1 at the Maine Mall the same day, she was again wearing the black dressed, but this time her hair was died black, but she was wearing a neon dayglow lime green "clown wig".
at one point at the Round One in the Maine Mall attack, she pulled off the green clown wig while she was yelling and her hair was a black-black super fake dyed black pageboy.
The 2016 attack is the one that did the most damage and. That is why I have the cane, walker, rollator, and wheelchair. And which one I use is determined by how much pain I am in at the time I try to stand and move.
She is the one the FBI is looking for. He said he thinks Bruce’s family knows who she is. He said they become alarmigly, agitated, evasive, and violently hostile whenever questioned about her.
If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322
She is the same woman who severed my spine with the same golf club used to murder my baby. She had distinctive two-inch wide stripes in her hair all the way around her head, platinum blond and dark reddish brown, in a pageboy haircut.
If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer,please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322
I have 3 broken vertebrae, 3 ruptured discs, a broken sariliac, hip dysplasia (broken hip and broken pelvic bone, with hip bone pushed back into pelvic bone and fused together), in addition to rheumatism in both hips, both knees, and both wrists, as well as MS.
Rheumatism I've had since I was 8.
MS I've had since I was 16.
All the rest was done by the crazy blonde woman with the golf club, November 14, 2013, at Southern Maine Community College. I was also 8 months pregnant and she murdered my son as well. I was paralyzed for 18 months and had to relearn to walk. Her hair was wild extreme unnatural rave style 2 to 3 inch wide platinum blond and dark blonde-brown stripes.
In May 2015 I returned to work, walking minimally with a cane.
On June 24, 2016, the same mystery blond woman with her hair now dyed rusted reddish blond, woman, this time driving a late 1990s vintage gold Volvo station wagon, drove up beside my car, while I was putting groceries in my car at Scarborough Walmart, jumped out, grabbed an empty shopping cart from the shopping cart corral, and attacked again, same as she did with golf club three years earlier. This attack is the one which caused worse damage, and I have still not yet recovered from now in 2025.
That is why I have the cane, walker, rollator, and wheelchair. And which one I use is determined by how much pain I am in at the time I try to stand and move.
She is the one the FBI is looking for. He said he thinks Bruce’s family knows who she is. He said they become alarmingly, agitated, evasive, and violently hostile whenever questioned about her.
If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322
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