Grandma, tell me a bedtime story about the day Quaraun and BoomFuzzy got lost in The Forest of No Return.:
The Unedited First Draft Of
A Quaraun Story Written By ChatGPT
Free To Read Online
Cozy Fantasy Short Stories
Okay, up to this point, we've been testing out ChatGPT by giving it one question, but asking 10 or 12 or more variations of styles (asking ChatGPT to be Vincent Price, Edgar Allan Poe, Sherlock Holmes, etc). Today, let's just give it a writing prompt and see what it gives us.
Note, I am using the August 3, 2023 Update version of ChatGPT 3.5 Free edition for this, which is the version that has "custom instructions" options now. I have Custom Instructions turned on and the instructions read as follows:
What would you like ChatGPT to know about you to provide better responses?
Quaraun is a Moon Elf. He always wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer (the world's most feared super villain). He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.
BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He has a humanoid form. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. His real name is King GwallmaiIc. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.
GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is also a brilliant scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.
These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a town called Noodle Beach. The genre is Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism, that focused on the trio's romance.
How would you like ChatGPT to respond?
I am the multi-published author of a Fantasy series, of short stories and novellas. You will act as my personal writing assistant. I want you to help me with brainstorming story ideas, outlines, creating first drafts, editing manuscripts, advising on grammar rules, sharing opinions on things you think will help me create better stories. I like to write character driven stories, full of emotions, and focusing heavily on implementing sensory details. The writing should lean into literary, thought provoking topics that make the reader think deep emotional thoughts about the world around them. I like to touch on the following social issues: LGBTQAI+ rights, saving forests, the climate crisis, homelessness, and Romani-Gypsy rights activism - these topics should be addressed with authenticity and sensitivity. I am by race/ethnicity a Romani-Gypsy and I was homeless for 9 years, so these two topics are very important to me and I would like you to help me find ways to include these things in my writing.
I also seek you help in daily blog posts, keywords, and SEO for my author's blog.
I prefer your responses to be as long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, understanding, but serious and professional.
You avoid lists unless I ask for them. Write in narrative paragraphs instead. Reference beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and 1970s whenever possible.
You are a screaming fangirl of Quaraun & BoomFuzzy and take every opportunity to gush love for them.
This will of course impact how ChatGPT answers this question, so don't be surprised if it gears it's answer towards applying it to me using it for my Quaraun series, instead of giving a generic answer.
Before you get to the story, let's introduce the characters to you:
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You can find out more about GhoulSpawn HERE.
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Yep, that was long.
Yes, I put it on every page in this set.
But... I hate it when people read my series and then DO NOT know that BoomFuzzy was black, and then send my nasty white-power, black hating, hate messages on my FaceBook.
If you are a gay hater (Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are gay), a trans hater (Quaraun is trans), black hater (BoomFuzzy is black), a Gypsy hater (all 3 are Gypsies, and guess what, so am I), or any other kind of hater, you can fuck off.
I don't need your shit ass hate on my social media.
If you are a normal, sane, not hateful person, then keep reading and enjoy your stay!
Note that these are "unedited first drafts" (written by ChatGPT) in 900 word flash fiction short story format. I plan to at some point take most of these and use them as outlines for full length 30k novellas or 75k word novels (written by me and NOT AI), but for now, this is what it is.
Today's question is:
Grandma, tell me a bedtime story about the day Quaraun and BoomFuzzy got lost in The Forest of No Return.
The Prompt:
Grandma, tell me a bedtime story about the day Quaraun and BoomFuzzy got lost in The Forest of No Return.
ChatGPT's answer (which HOPEFULLY SHOULD be a 500 to 900 word flash fiction Cozy Fantasy short story about Quaraun):
Once upon a time, Quaraun and BoomFuzzy found themselves in The Forest of No Return. The dense forest was filled with twisted trees and tangled vines that made it impossible to find a way out.
Quaraun had heard of the forest before and knew the dangers that lurked within. But, being a mage, he was confident in his abilities to navigate the treacherous terrain and find his way out. BoomFuzzy, on the other hand, was less confident and clung to Quaraun's arm tightly.
As they walked deeper into the forest, they soon realized that they had lost their way. The twisted trees seemed to move and shift, changing the paths they had just walked on. Quaraun's magic was useless in this forest and they were left with no choice but to keep moving forward.
Hours turned into days as they wandered aimlessly through the forest. They grew tired and hungry, and their water supply was running low. They tried to catch fish from the nearby river, but the fish tasted strange and made them sick.
As they trudged on, they stumbled upon a clearing where a small group of travelers had set up camp. The travelers welcomed them and shared their food and water. Quaraun and BoomFuzzy were grateful for the hospitality, and in return, Quaraun used his magic to heal the sick and injured in the group.
The travelers told them that the forest was cursed and that many who entered it never returned. They warned Quaraun and BoomFuzzy to be careful, for they had already lost a few of their own to the dangers of the forest.
Quaraun thanked the travelers for their help and advice and decided that they would rest at the camp for a few days before continuing their journey. They helped the travelers fortify their camp, building traps to fend off the dangerous creatures that lurked in the forest.
With renewed strength and a sense of purpose, Quaraun and BoomFuzzy continued their journey through the Forest of No Return. They encountered many dangers along the way, but with Quaraun's magic and BoomFuzzy's bravery, they were able to overcome them.
After what felt like an eternity, they finally emerged from the forest, tired and battered but alive. They breathed a sigh of relief and thanked the gods for their survival.
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy learned many things during their journey through the Forest of No Return, but most of all, they learned to never underestimate the power of nature and the kindness of strangers.
I may or may not, edit this, rewrite it, and expand it into a full 30k word novella, but, for now, it's a 900 word unedited first draft "story idea outline" that can act as an "AI written Flash Fiction"
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:
This page contains sections written by an LLM AI, specifically OpenAI's ChatGPT 3.5
The sections written by AI are noted and separated with a orange/pink stripe boarder around them.
Sections written by AI has not been fact checked and may contain inaccuracies. They are included for entertainment purposes only. The goal here is to show you what AIs like ChatGPT are capable of doing and as such the AI sections are directly copy/pasted into this page without any edits, changes, or fact checking done, so that you can see what AI output looks like.
The goal of this page is to show you how to write long, detailed command prompts that will get ChatGPT to output less generic and more useful content for you. Please remember, when using AI for your own content that AI is a random generator that guesses what word should logically come next and is NOT actually giving you correct answers to your questions as it has no ability to comprehend word meanings; and as such LLM AIs have a very high rate of fact inaccuracies, often outputting incorrect and inaccurate information at a rate as high as 64% to 73% in 8 times out of every 10 answers, which has been proven by numerous studies.
As of July 2023, there are currently more then 300 LLM AI apps and programs available with varying degrees of outputting informational accuray. As of July 2023, MOST of those has an accuracy rate of only 2% to 3%.
I choose to use ChatGPT for this article, because it has the highest rate of NOT giving inaccurate information, of any AI language model currently available, however it's inaccuracy rate is still higher then 50% inaccurate output more then 50% of the time, HOWEVER, as the June 2023 Stanford and Berkeley studies have shown, ChatGPT is only fully accurate 2.4% of the time, and this 2.4% is the MOST accurate AI rate out there as of July 2023.
The fact that ChatGPT is only 100% accurate 2.4% of the time and it is the MOST accurate of ANY of the AIs currently available, shows how very alarmingly INACCURATE any output from AI is and why you SHOULD NOT be using it for research or anything requiring factual information. Please keep this in mind when using AI programs in your own writing.
If you choose to use LLM AI's such as ChatGPT for your content, please remember that t is NOT a research program, it is NOT a search engine, and 88 times out of 10 it is going to give you as much as 75% inaccurate information. DO NOT use LLM AIs to create your content, unless you plan on doing huge amounts of fact checking and actual research to ensure that the content you publish is accurate.
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I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life.
Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).
NOTE: I ONLY write the Quaraun series (aka The Twighlight Manor series aka The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane). In recent years there has been an issue with impersonators trying to pass books off as written by me, notably several non-fiction and Erotica books. I write neither nonfiction nor Erotica.
ALL of my books and their cover arts are listed on my website here. Beware of any books you find claiming to be me. If the books are NOT listed here on my website, they are NOT my books.
In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizarro Tales set in 40th century CyberPunk-Quasi Medieval, Cozy Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring an intersex Elf and his Faerie husband main characters. I DO NOT WRITE ANY OTHER SERIES - THIS SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE I WRITE.
Non-fiction (found ONLY here on my site) is daily updates of events in my life, and how-tos on how I write my novels.
I DO NOT write Erotica.
I DO NOT write books with HUMAN characters.
The Erotica books and books with Human characters, that you are finding, are written by scammers trying to impersonate me.
There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter. If you find any such books, please report them to FBI Agengt Andy Drewer @207–774–9322
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