Transman Quaraun (The Pink Necromancer) and his husband King Gwallmaic (aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn) King of The UnSeelie Court. Main characters of The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer series.NEW: November 8, 2025: This website is a safe zone for LGBTQAI+, pagans, polies, furries, and BIOPIC communities. National Novel Writing Month 2025 is here, it's my 26th year of doing the challenge.
For those unaware: November is National Novel Writing Month, and traditionally, writers set aside the month to write 50k words in 30 days (which is 1,667 words a day for 30 days) towards a fiction novel draft. While the month is "novel writing month" (the month to write a fiction novel) writers of non-fiction and fiction formats other then novels also join the fun. There are many companies who hosts writing challenges and writing competitions, that you can join, or you can just do it on your own. Every year since 2004 I personally set aside the month of November to write 200k words in 30 days instead of 50k (so 6,666 words a day instead of 1,667). I've reached that goal for 23 out of 25 years. 2025 is my 26th year doing it. If you'd like to join one of the online groups, just do a Google/Bing/ChatGPT search for "novel writing month writing challenges" and you'll quickly find dozens going on. There's bound to be one that's right for you. For 2025 I will be tracking my progress via ProWritingAid's NovNov (Novel November).
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Important:
Fraudulent sites are impersonating Wendy Christine Allen.
Fraudulent social media accounts, particularly on Reddit and FaceBook are impersonating Wendy Christine Allen.
Any websites and accounts you find online that are NOT on this list are NOT Wendy Christine Allen
While you are here, please take the time to read this:
Do you know who this woman is?
She might be the woman who murdered my son.
A common question I get asked is: “What do you think of putting flyers on cars? I can print up 500 of them off my printer for about $20 and there’s a WalMart just down the street. Wow! Just think, by the end of the week thousands of people will know about my book! Isn’t this a great idea? Why hasn’t anyone else thought of it?”

What do I think?
Flyers on cars works - IF you tape the flyers to your own car. Otherwise they could land you in jail.
Yes, you heard me: jail. It’s illegal to solicit on private property. Private property includes businesses and their parking lots. Being a public place open for business, does not mean it is not still private property owned by private citizens. But the law doesn’t stop there: a car is private property as well.
If you get caught putting flyers on cars, LEGALLY the judge has the right to charge you a fine for EACH trespassing offence committed. In other words if you go to 1 parking lot and place 500 flyers on 500 cars, that is NOT 1 trespassing offence, but rather 501 counts of tampering with private property! The average fine for such an offence is $500, which means, the judge could make you pay 501 $500 fines for a grand total of a $250,500. Still think it’s worth the risk?
I tape a pair of flyers to my car windows - back doors. This works wonders as I get 30 or 40 people minimum gathering to look at my car every time I stop at any store (it's got 2.5 million beads and marbles glued to it and shimmers like a giant disco ball). My car is my best sales gimmick ever (wasn't intended to be that way, but I figured, hey, people are flocking to my car anyways, might as well take advantage of it and let folks know I've got a few books they can read.)
Putting flyers on other people's cars though - actually, there is a law against that, at least in Maine, and there's a $500 fine (to the town in question), in addition to any "no solicitation" fines the owners of the parking lot may have (most stores/businesses have "no solicitation" clearly posted on the front door and that includes cars parked in their lot, not just in their store!)
If you drive into WalMart and most other big box stores, you will see signs posted on lamp posts that say “No solicitation on premises” - these are targeted directly at flyers on windshields.
I knew one woman who got a restraining order put on her by the store in question, and I knew a guy who did jail time for it.
I've known people (more than once) getting sued by car owners, claiming the ink ran and ruined the paint on their white Cadillac (it was the same guy both times, same Cadillac, he won, because the car was his private property and putting a flyer on it, was classified as "trespassing").It was a 1973 Eldorado by the way. Gorgeous car, and yes, the ink really did bleed off the paper in the early morning dew and stain the paint. This guy lives down the street from me, fellow car collector, showed me the car, and there it was plain as day: a mirror image of the flyer "stamped" onto his nice white fender. Dr. Larochele by the way, yes, the man who inspired the character Rycliff Liore aka Caddie Larochele in my Twighlight Manor series. He was also the original owner of The Goldeneagle - he's the guy I bought it from. Now you understand why I write Caddie as utterly obsessed with the paint job of his car.
There was another time a guy called the number on a flyer to demand the company replace the wipers on his car, claiming whoever put the flyer on his car had broken the wiper doing so.
And when you read as many Amazon book reviews for self-published books as do, it doesn't take long before you know which authors are putting flyers on cars. How can you tell? By the 1 star reviews which read: "Don't buy books from this hack, he's been littering up the neighborhood with his flyers. I got one on my car this morning. Not only did I not buy the book, I'm making sure to tell everyone I can not to buy it. I came here to look him up on Amazon to make sure I warned people."
Flyers on car windows used to be a big thing around here, and for years it was not unusual to come out of the store to find more than one flyer stuck under your wiper. It got to be a hassle, most of them ended up on the ground as drivers would just toss them and drive off, and a couple of times it caused accidents as folks wouldn't always take them off before driving away and they'd fly up and block the view while driving.
Biddeford is the town that really started cracking down on it. Biddeford has a WalMart and a Target and a BestBuy and several other such places. Lots of big lots, with lots of cars. Biddeford became a prime target for every small business with an office printer. Do you know how Biddeford put an end once and for all to flyers on cars? By enforcing the $250 per item littering fine.
First the city boldly posted "Welcome to Biddeford - Do not litter. Fines $250 per item." These signs are BIG, BIG, BIG and they are posted on every street that crosses town lines. Than Biddeford PD recruited a whole new parking crew complete with 3 brand new aditional meter-maid cruisers.
Yep, the little meter-maids in their 3-wheel parking cruisers got busy collecting up every single flyer (which conveniently listed names, addresses, and phone numbers of the offending businesses) counted them up, and than sent bill for littering to the owners of the business - bills to the tune of 1 ticket per flyer and each ticket equaled a $250 fine. Small businesses found themselves owing the City of Biddeford several thousand dollars in littering fines.
Of course, people standing on the sidewalks smoking, also found themselves fined $250 for each but they dropped. Biddeford PD didn't exclude anybody when they started enforcing the no littering law. And the city is much cleaner now than it was a few years ago as a result, and nary a car flyer to be seen.
If you have a permit to do so and/or permission from the business owner, you can stand out front of a business and hand flyers to people coming out, but it's rare that a business allows this.
I don't know about other states, but putting flyers on cars is a great big huge ILLEGAL no-no here in Maine.
In short flyers on cars is nothing but bad JuJu. It's very bad for business.
I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life.
Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).
NOTE: I ONLY write the Quaraun series (aka The Twighlight Manor series aka The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane). In recent years there has been an issue with impersonators trying to pass books off as written by me, notably several non-fiction and Erotica books. I write neither nonfiction nor Erotica.
ALL of my books and their cover arts are listed on my website here. Beware of any books you find claiming to be me. If the books are NOT listed here on my website, they are NOT my books.
In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizarro Tales set in 40th century CyberPunk-Quasi Medieval, Cozy Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring an intersex Elf and his Faerie husband main characters. I DO NOT WRITE ANY OTHER SERIES - THIS SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE I WRITE.
Non-fiction (found ONLY here on my site) is daily updates of events in my life, and how-tos on how I write my novels.
I DO NOT write Erotica.
I DO NOT write books with HUMAN characters.
The Erotica books and books with Human characters, that you are finding, are written by scammers trying to impersonate me.
There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter. If you find any such books, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322
People always ask why I have a video recorder running 24/7. Watch these 4 videos of The Scarborough Walmart.
I have a video recorder running 24/7. Because this parking lot is where I was attacked a second time by the woman who crippled me with the golf club at Southern Maine Community College in 2013 (who also murdered my 8-month-old son at the same time) this is the location of her 2nd attack, the July 2016 attack with a shopping cart, the attack that left me in a wheelchair and despite over 200 "security cameras" and signs saying there are cameras in use... the police did not find even ONE actual REAL camera. Every "security camera" on this building and parking lot was ALL fake "dummy cameras" and that is why there is no video footage of my son's murderer.
I started carrying a camera 24/7 the very next day after Scarborough police informed me they could not identify the blonde woman who attacked me or her gold Volvo 240GL station wagon, because EVERY CAMERA at this store's parking lot was an empty case with no real camera inside it. My son would be 12 years old this Christmas 2025, and his murderer walks free, still unidentified because this parking lot did not have real cameras.
Those things that look like cameras on the building and light poles, are fake, according to the Scarborough Police Department. That is why I have a camera running 24/7, because my son's killer walks free because there was no camera the day we were attacked.
While you are here, please take the time to read this:
Do you know who this woman is? She might be the woman who murdered my son.
146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.
And I'm sick of real estate agents who are too incompetent to research land ownership before they show up to stick a for sale sign in my yard.
The fact of the matter is, my son was murdered in 2013, and the friends and family of the murderer think it is funny to keep ILLEGALLY listing my land for sale, because apparently their child murdering bitch friend didn't hurt me enough by crippling me with a golf club, ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and beating his brains out on the ground with a golf club.
Also, her friends and family like to gaslight me by doxing me on ufo and alien abduction forums, while pretending to be me, and trying to make it look like I believe in ufos or aliens, even though I think people who believe in ufos are raving lunatics and people who claim to be alien abductees are crazy.
So, yeah, my son was murdered and the murder's friends and family endlessly harass me, my friends, and my family both online and offline, and I'm not happy with it at all.
There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter.
The FBI is looking for information into:
I'm going to repeat it because I'm tired of people showing up and making offers:
146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.
There is NO ONE who has authorization to use my land.
NO ONE.
Not my mother.
Not my father.
Not Ben.
Not my mother’s Atwater relatives.
No one.
If ANY ONE hires you to do ANYTHING on my land, know that you are doing it ILLEGALLY and WITHOUT my knowledge or permission.
My mother has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
My father has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
Ben has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
My mother’s Atwater relatives have ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
While you are here, please take the time to read this:
Do you know who this woman is? She might be the woman who murdered my son.
How did you build your audience?
Not online, that's for sure.
aka How to sell ten million books
aka How I sold ten million books.
The Park Bench Method of Writing
(just the article)
or
The Park Bench Method of Writing
(with the list of 10k writing prompts - takes a LONG TIME to load - SEVERAL MINUTES!)
I Think UFO and Alien Believers Are Weird Here's Why...
Does every writer have to deal with this shit?
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