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Quaraun Novel Update: Starting in 2014, in preparation for the 40th Anniversary of The Twighlight Manor Series (September 23, 1978/2018), all 2,000+ short stories are being compiled into chronological order, to be re-released as a series of 130 novels. All the original short stories are being republished both here on EelKat.com and on Amazon. In the novels, each short story now stands as a "chapter" in the novels. New scenes are being added to connect the short stories together into novel format.




Evil Elves
~From "GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover" (Volume 22 of The Quaraun Series)
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(Bizarro Dark Fantasy Yaoi free sample chapter to read online)

(No clue what chapter it is, it's anyone's guess; I did not chapter this novel, yet. You are seeing the pre-publication draft edition of it here, which is not yet edited. The published print edition may be different.)



The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
Volume 22 of 130

GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover:
Evil Elves


Chapter ??

(Bizarro Dark Fantasy Yaoi free sample chapter to read online)

(No clue what chapter it is, it's anyone's guess; I did not chapter this novel, yet. You are seeing the pre-publication draft edition of it here, which is not yet edited. The published print edition may be different.)


Please Note: The Quaraun Series Is Rated M18+ and you must be 18 or older to buy it.

Why is the Quaraun Series Rated M18+?


You can Find out more about the main characters here:


Please note, this site is the Home Site for The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer aka The Quaraun Series.

The Quaraun series is a set of 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, transvestite wizard.

Due to the content of the books, you must be 18 or older to buy them and they are sold under M18+ ratings in countries that require book ratings on the cover.

Most pages on EelKat.com are either sample chapters from these Dark Fantasy Yaoi novels or how-to advice and Q&As about writing Dark Fantasy Bizarro Yaoi, and thus many pages feature mention of suicide, drug use, cutting, depression, BDSM fetishes especially CBT, schizophrenia, ritual murder, and thus many pages are probably NSFW.

Reader discretion is advised.
















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Evil Elves

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Evil Elves

~From "GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover" (Volume 22 of The Quaraun Series):

Chapter ??

(Bizarro Dark Fantasy Yaoi free sample chapter to read online)

(No clue what chapter it is, it's anyone's guess; I did not chapter this novel, yet. You are seeing the pre-publication draft edition of it here, which is not yet edited. The published print edition may be different.)

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 “But he's not BoomFuzzy.”

No. He's still not BoomFuzzy. Or maybe he is. Maybe it's that I didn't really know BoomFuzzy. Maybe I loved, what I thought BoomFuzzy was, but in reality, BoomFuzzy wasn't what I thought he was. I knew BoomFuzzy was a Faerie. I knew from the first moment I meet him. I knew he was using a glimmer spell to pretend to be an Elf. I think that's why you remind me of BoomFuzzy. You hide what you are too.”

Do I?”

I can tell you are lying. I can. I can do that. I can't see what you are hiding, but I can see you hiding something. Got a glimmer spell all around you. You’re lying to me GhoulSpawn.”

What am I lying about?”

 “I'm not sure, but you are. Who you are. What you are. Why you’re here. I'm not sure. But something. You're lying about something. There's something you don't want me to know.”

I think you're tired, drugged, confused, and need to rest. Get some sleep.”

Him not drugged so much as lulled,” Unicorn said, startling GhoulSpawn.

I didn't hear you come back,” GhoulSpawn said.

I did no leave. I can be invisible ya know. I is Faerie. Him right. Ya lies to us.”

What is it you think I'm lying about?”

No one who uses a glimmer spell on themselves, is telling truth.”

I'm not...”

Ya are. I is Illusionist. I is best Illusionist on planet. I knows when someone use magic to hide truth un ya does.”

I don't use glimmer spells.”

No. Not glimmer. More likes miasma. Which means ya evil.”

I'm not evil.”

Do'na delude yarself. Yis friends with the two most evil men on planet. Ya evil.”

Quaraun's not evil.”

Ya implying I am?”

You just said you was.”

I knows what I said, un I knows what ya said.”

You called Quaraun evil and he's not.”

I seem to recall an evil wizard, killing people in massive ritual, that was intended to 'Summon the Darkness' as he called it. Ya helped him.”

HellBorne.”

Uhm-huh.”

That there be the 'Darkness' he was summoning.”

I know he thought Quaraun was evil, but he didn't know Quaraun...”

Do you?”

 “I know him well enough to know he's not evil.”

Ya knows me Elf. Me Elf would'na swat fly. But does ya know the Jelly?”

Having a parasitic Thullid larvae imbedded in your brain, does not make you evil.”

Know that from experience do ya?”

GhoulSpawn stood up.

Every day, I have to fight to stay who I am. I have to fight to remain an Elf. I know what he lives with, having that thing in his head taking over him, controlling his mind, telling him what to think, what to say, what to do. You think you know what he goes through? You think you know what it's like having a Thullid living in your head? You don't. You have no idea. I do. I know what it's like to be held down by a monster, while it drills a hole in your head so it can plant an egg in your brain. I know what it's like to feel it hatch and have that creature eating my brain, putting it's thoughts in my thoughts, making me do things that I don't even know I did. I know what it's like to have a Thullid living in my head, robbing me of my identity, stealing my memories, erasing everything that makes me, me! I know what he has to live with. I live with it too.”

GhoulSpawn sat down on the ground beside Quaraun.

I think it's worse for you then it was me,” Quaraun said, placing his arm around GhoulSpawn.”I was a baby when it happened. I don't remember being implanted. I was about 9 when it took over. Too young to have much of an identity of my own. I don't fight it. The Elf didn't live long enough to be an Elf. You were an adult when they implanted you, and it wasn't that long ago. It's been almost 400 years since I was implanted. I've had time to accept it.”

Is there any Elf left in you?”

I don't know. I'm so fully integrated now that I can't tell where the Elf ends and the Thullid begins.”

You've lost who you are. You're identity's gone.”

No. As an Elf I never had an identity. I was expected to be a carbon copy of everyone else. I wasn't allowed to be original, unique, different. Beaten if I dared grow my hair an inch longer than any body else or wear a tunic a shade darker blue then the rest of the village. The Elf never would have grown his hair this long or worn pink dresses. It's the Thullid that does those things. The things that make me, me, those are the things the Thullid does. I'm more Thullid then Elf, and I have been a long time. At least 300 years now. The Thullid didn't take my identity away, it gave me an identity.”

But you were born to be an Elf.”



Hamsa
Eye of The Grigoi
Eye of the Watchers
Eye of God
Hand of God
Eye of Protection
Evil Eye
Gypsy Curse


 “Ghouly, this Elf was a runt. Born too small, too weak, too sick... he would have died in childhood. Had this Elf not been implanted, his body would not have lived to adulthood. This Elf was not born to live. He was born to die. I was wounded. I was dying. I was not a larvae or an egg. I was a full grown Jelly. There was no easy way to implant me. In an adult body, I would have been weak and vulnerable. This body, though it is weak, it was special. Born to mum who loved her child more then life itself. She was an old Elf, not likely to have more children and this was her only child. Being implanted in her infant, even though she knew what I was, she protected me and kept me safe.”

It's the Thullid talking now.”

Yes.”

How were you wounded?”


I am the Grand High Emperor of the Triple Planets and there was a war and mutiny. One of my most trusted advisers turned on me. I was not implanted than. I lived in a glass bowl. Swam in water as I had done in the wild, on our home planet, before the time of the burning sun. We didn't used to live inside the bodies of other creatures. We didn't have to back home. We do on this planet. Living in bowl, I was limited. No freedom to go where I wanted, when I wanted. I had to rely on my bodyguard to carry the bowl. I was always scared and nervous, even back then. But I didn't have the phobias I have now, not until the mutiny. My adviser tried to kill me. Took the bowl and smashed it. The glass cut me. The air dried me out. The fall squashed me. I was badly damaged. I realized how vulnerable I was, not living in a host body like the others. Do not worry, GhoulSpawn, you will change, but will still be you. You're identity will evolve, but you will not lose it. You are still new to this change. You will welcome it in time.”

Thullids are evil.”

Am I evil? A moment ago you said I was not.”

Are you a Thullid?”

I don't think there is any Elf left inside me. This body is just an empty shell. I am fully integrated.”

I don't want to become evil.”

 “Than ya admits that Quaraun be evil?” Unicorn said.

I don't know. He's with you. And you're the Elf Eater of Pepper Valley, evilest of all evils.”

Are ya not evil already?”

Why would you say that?”

I seem to recall that HellBorne had an apprentice, working along beside him, helping him summon the Darkness.”


GhoulSpawn looked away and said nothing. GhoulSpawn had not had the Thullid in his head yet the first time he'd meet Quaraun. He hadn't had it in his head yet when he had met HellBorne. It had been HellBorne that took the half-Elf and held him down while the Thullids implanted him. HellBorne had betrayed him. HellBorne had betrayed all the Elves that had worked for him. Sold them out to the Thullids. Implanted all of them.

I didn't know what HellBorne was doing. He wasn’t what I thought he was.”

Evil is as evil does.”

I'm not evil.”

No? Ya worked for HellBorne.”

I know what I did and I regret a lot of it.”

A lot? Not all?”

What do you want me to say, Unicorn? I was HellBorne's apprentice. I helped him open up portals through time and space. It's my fault we're here in this place right now. I know that. You think I don't know what I did?”

GhoulSpawn stood up as he began yelling.

It's my fault there are portals opening up everywhere and sucking people out of their own times and dropping them out of the sky into different places where they don't belong. I did a spell to bring Chaos Demons out of another dimension into this one and it went wrong and I don't know what it is I did wrong. I'd fix it if I could, but I don't know how, and the only one who knew how to manipulate portals and make them work properly is dead. You ate him. We're on our own now. I made a mistake. It doesn't make me evil.”


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Volume 22: GhoulSpawn & The Lich Lord's Lover

A portal opens up in their path and unexpectedly zaps Quaraun and Unicorn into the middle of the American Civil War, landing them right in the Confederate Army Camp. Mistaking Unicorn for an escaped slave and the French Canadian Quaraun for being an underground railway freedom fight for the North, they both find themselves in irons in front of a firing squad. 

But one should never try to fight the world's most powerful Necromancer in a battle field of dead soldiers, especially not when he also has a Lich at his command.

With the Americans left to fight hoards of zombies, Quaraun and Unicorn escape to the nearby woods, where they discover the past, isn't what they thought it was, and this war, is actually a thousand years in the future... when Humans have progressed too far and are fast destroying themselves and their planet.

In a future after the Battle of Ongadada has already happened, wandering through fields of crashed planes, downed rockets, and dead autos, and worrying about the moon that is now shattered into millions of asteroids, another portal opens up, this one dropping the Chaos Demon GhoulSpawn into the Pink Necromancer's bed.

The three must work together to find their way back to the 1400s where they belong, but the growing relationship between Quaraun and GhoulSpawn has Unicorn venting his Lichish fury on the locals. 

Desperate to return back to their correct time, the trio, head to Black Tower, only to find its been destroyed by GhoulSpawn's future self: Gremlin the deranged Chaos wizard whose only goal now is to crash the moon into Earth and wipe out life entirely...


Trapped In The Civil War



The Scared Necromancer



Someone's Eating The Moon



No Goldfish Today?



Chocolate Covered Elves 



Down By the River



GhoulSpawn and the Drunk Necromancer



Evil Elves 



Two Lovers, Two Armies, and an Angry Lich



How To Kill a Lich



The Lover's Triangle 



The Angry Lich



The Dying Elf



Trapped



Changes



Demon Lover



White Rock Asylum For The Criminally Insane



The Gremlin's House/Kill The Baby



Things You May Not Have Known about GhoulSpawn & The Lich Lord's Lover


It took a grand total of 17 days to plot, outline, write, edit, format, create the cover art, and publish GhoulSpawn & The Lich Lord's Lover, making it my "fastest written" novel ever. 

The text itself was written in a single weekend.


This was the first story in the series to say what colour Unicorn's skin was. While other stories said he was "dark" and EVERY story describes his massive frizzy woolly dreadlocked hair, this was the first story to specifically call him "black" and has racist Civil War solider characters calling him "a niggar".


GhoulSpawn and the Lich Lord's Lover is the most returned novel in the series, with 97% of all copies sold to American readers being returned for a refund. However American sales make up only 5% of the total sales of the Quaraun series, with most of my readership being in Japan,  Germany, and Brazil.


GhoulSpawn and the Lich Lord's Lover is the first volume of the series to show Quaraun having sex with someone other then Unicorn.


I have received more then a 100 emails from angry white power Americans (most of them residents of Maine) who have informed me that upon the discovery the series contained a non-white character, they would read no further books of the series unless I rewrote them to make Unicorn a white man.

More then a dozen emails coplained that there was "no such thing as a black Scotsman", stating that all Scottish people were white.


Scotland has had black kings, and in the 1400s, the time period of the series, not only did Scotland have a black king, but you were MORE LIKELY to encounter a short/pygmy black or brown skinned NATIVE Scotsmen wearing furs, then a tall, red-haired white one wearing kilts, as the "British Invasion of Alba" had not yet happened and kilts (a British invention) would not be invented until the 1800s.


Several people have pointed out that silk kimono are Asian not Scottish and that a Scottish king should not be wearing them. Actually, in the 1400s Persian Gypsies lived in Scotland, and had brought bright coloured silk kimono with them. It was not uncommon for the black and brown skinned Scottish tribal leaders to wear silk kimono in the 1400s.

Meaning Unicorn's being a half-Asian and half-black man, wearing fur wraps and plaid great kilts over silk kimono, is in fact historically accurate for a 1400s Scottish king.


As stated in The Night of the Screaming Unicorn, King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy The Unicorn, was born in Scotland, but is not Scottish by blood. His father being a black man from the Sepik Region of Papua New Guinea and his mother being a Japanese woman.

His father is a Phooka (a black demon) and his mother is an Aswang (an Asian demon).

In every story he is described as "looking like a dark skinned Asian". Which makes me wonder how readers did not know he was not white, prior to the release of this novel in particular.












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The Quaraun series is a set of 2,000 short stories and 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, transvestite wizard.

Due to the content of the books, you must be 18 or older to buy them and they are sold under M18+ ratings in countries that require book ratings on the cover.

These morbid novels do not have happy endings, and main character Quaraun's depression, suicidal nature, and drug use gets worse as the series progresses. If you are looking for cheerful, happy stories, these novels are not for you.

Most pages on EelKat.com are either sample chapters from these Dark Fantasy Yaoi novels or how-to advice and Q&As about writing Dark Fantasy Bizarro Yaoi, and thus many pages feature mention of suicide, drug use, cutting, depression, BDSM fetishes especially CBT, schizophrenia, ritual murder, and thus many pages are probably NSFW.

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Reader discretion of both the Quaraun novels and the pages of this website is advised.

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The Quaraun series is a set of 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, bi-sexual, polyamorous/polygamous, masochistic, time traveling transvestite Elf wizard, his sex crazed, sadistic, drug dealing unicorn, and their bloodthirsty sentient house. 

The Quaraun series contains heavy use of the following:

  • suicide
  • drug use
  • cutting
  • depression
  • polygamy
  • BDSM
  • sex fetishes
  • CBT (cock and ball torture) 
  • sounding
  • knoting
  • barbed penises and toothed vaginas 
  • monsters eating Humans
  • blood thirsty Faeries
  • Elves eating Elves
  • Faeries eating Elves
  • squid headed aliens eating brains out of still alive victims
  • medieval torture
  • schizophrenia
  • stockholm syndrome
  • sadism
  • masochism
  • rape
  • incest
  • dub-con
  • necromancy
  • necrophillia
  • ritual murder
  • flaying (skinning a person alive)
  • child sacrifice
  • cannibalism
  • bloodletting
  • vampirism (the mental illness, not the mythical creature)
  • crude language (including an excessive use of the words fuck, cock, dick, testicals, balls, scrotum, and penis) 
  • interracial relationships
  • M/m/m relationships
  • gay men
  • bisexual men
  • transvestite men
  • men who have sex with unicorns(horses)
  • tentacle porn sex with squid headed aliens
  • shape-shifter sex
  • ménage à trois relationships
  • double dicked men
  • tripple dicked penitration gay sex scenes
  • bananas, pickles, candy canes, unicorn horns, and glass wizard wands used as dildos
  • main character Quaraun is a man with 4 wives (one of whom is also his sister, another of whom is also his daughter)  
  • Quaraun has 2 male lovers
  • Quaraun has 4 children by his sister
  • Quaraun has 3 children by his daughter
  • Quaraun has 1 child that is the result of him raping a woman
  • Quaraun has 37 children by prostitutes
  • the primary secondary character, Unicorn, is a chemist "candy maker" and detailed instruction of how he makes his drugs, including recipes to do so are included in the novels

The Quaraun series has been banned by the following:

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints aka The Mormon Church 

(1991) (Reason: too much sex)

(Interestingly, there were no sex scenes in the series before 2014)


The Arundel Christian Tabernacle, Biddeford-Arundel, Maine 

(2001) (Reason: evil and influenced by Satan)


New Life Church, Biddeford, Maine 

(2003) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church)

(Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014)


Fan-Fiction.net 

(2012) (Reason: Too violent)


Curtis Lake Church, Sanford, Maine 

(2013) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church)

(Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014 and I added gay characters to the series BECAUSE of this false complaint)


Old Orchard Beach Town Hall of the Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, a division of the United States of America Government 

(January 4, 2016 via court order)(State of Maine, Biddeford District Court: Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574) 

(Reason #1: Too gay for the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach)(Reason #2: Contains transgender characters  depicted as living in Old Orchard Beach, in violation of the ordinance which states Old Orchard Beach is a "Family Friendly Town" by virtue of it's ban on LGBTQ+ residents)

27 volumes of the Quaraun novels were forced to be unpublished/removed from Amazon by the government issued court order that cited these books as "Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach"

NOTE: As a result of this ban, and my discovery that OOB had an ordinance banning LGBTQ citizens from living in our town, an additional court case rose up, and on October 21, 2016, Alfred Superior Court overruled the ordinance banning LGBTQs in OOB, AND overturned the town hall's ban on the Quaraun series, citing that both the ordinace baning LGBTQ residents and the court order ordering the Quaraun books to be removed from Amazon.comto be "gross violations of civil rights".)


Did you notice how 3 different places used the exact same phrase of "Too gay for the family friendly..." In each of these three cases the exact same minister was behind the ban.


Sample Chapters of Many of the Novels Are Available To Read Online:

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Volume 48: A Baby For The Necromancer

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Volume 58: Zebulon's Captive

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Volume 107: The Battle of Ongadada

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Volume 108: Friends Are Forever

(Volume 1 of The Twighlight Manor series)

Volume 119: My Two Favorite People


Please Note: The Quaraun Series Is Rated M18+ and you must be 18 or older to buy it.

Most pages on EelKat.com are about writing, publishing, marketing, and CosPlaying Dark Fantasy, Bizarro, Gorn,  Monster Porn, Torture Porn, CBT, Psychedelic Literature, Weird Lovecraftian Horror, Pink Humour Satire, & BDSM Yaoi.

With this in mind, some pages may not be safe for work and are marked as: [NSFW].

Reader discretion is advised.

Why is the Quaraun Series Rated M18+?


Book publishing hiatus: November 14, 2013 I was beaten up by a woman who claimed to be a unpublished author. I was paralyzed for 5 months and am still 4 years later relearning to use my legs & arms. While I was cripple, offline, and recovering these past 4 years, she next proceeded to hack my website and most all of my forum and social network accounts.

April 2015 she returned, filled my motorhome with 1,000s of gallons of feces/raw sewage and cut my cats heads off nailing them to my door. 10 cats are currently still missing. 

October 2006 she blew up my house with a bomb, in May 2013 put a bomb in my classroom at college, November 2015 put a bomb in my department where I work at Walmart, and June 2016 put yet another bomb in WalMart. The FBI is trying to identity of this woman. More info about these terrorist attacks on my family can be found here: https://www.eelkat.com/1667Words.html

If you have any information about this woman, please contact the FBI agent in charge of the case, his contact info is on that page.



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